00:04Hello, and welcome to the Daily News with me, your queen, Karen McCaronson, and you all should pay attention to
00:11me, because this is my news.
00:13Oh come on. That's rude. The news belongs to the studio.
00:18Not anymore Gorilla Man. I demanded that the manager let me have the studio, and now, it's mine. Now shut
00:25up and go along with my news report.
00:28Why? I want my mommy and a bowl of ice cream.
00:33Hey, no crying in my news studio, that is a severe violation of my rules. Now man up and accept
00:39your fate, you are my loyal assistant, understand?
00:43Now, for our top story of the day, a coffee shop had the audacity to refuse to accept my expired
00:50coupon. This is unacceptable and an outrage.
00:54That's not even news. You are unhinged.
00:57Not news. Not news.
01:00I think you are struggling to understand the whole point of this being my news. If I say something is
01:06news, then it's news, understand?
01:10Okay, we now go live over to big boy Leroy who is now at the coffee shop.
01:15I need the toilet.
01:17Well, hold it in, because you're not going anywhere until we've finished.
01:22Thanks Karen. I am here right now at the coffee shop where nothing actually happened.
01:28Lies.
01:28They refuse to accept my expired coupon, and that is discrimination against the expired coupon kind.
01:36Well, if the coupon was expired, then of course they're going to refuse it since most companies have a policy
01:43against accepting expired coupons.
01:46God, you are so deluded, Karen.
01:49What did you just say to me?
01:51Finally, we have some actual news. A meteor is heading towards Earth.
01:56Does this meteor accept expired coupons?
01:59Um, no, I don't think so.
02:02Then I am not interested.
02:05Alright Karen, that's enough. You can't just hijack the news for personal complaints.
02:10Excuse me. But I think you will find that I can, because I am Karen the Queen and I can
02:16do whatever I want.
02:18Well, I am the manager and I say that you are fired.
02:22Excuse me. You cannot fire me. Do you have any idea just who I am?
02:27Love, I think everyone in this town knows who you are. The local spoiled woman who thinks that the entire
02:34world revolves around her. Now get out of my studio and never come back. You are officially banned.
02:40You haven't heard the last of this. I will be taking legal action, because this is unfair dismissal.
02:46Oh, I think it is very fair.
02:49Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That showed her.
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