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00:03This program contains strong language and sexual references from the beginning and throughout.
00:09Previously on Canada Shore.
00:12Summer's almost over and everyone is itching to get wild.
00:15Get out of my way!
00:18Y'all get away!
00:21Shit's apocalyptic!
00:23I'm a psychic medium.
00:24Yeah!
00:25I'm terrified. I am not letting her touch me.
00:28Your Instagram and your followers just going, it's huge.
00:32Your Instagram's just going higher and higher.
00:34Oh my God!
00:35What?
00:36No wonder your life's in shambles, bitch!
00:39Yes, bitch!
00:40I want this stunning blonde to meet the guys.
00:44Chris was trying to hook me up with a blonde.
00:46I'm pissed the fuck off.
00:47He loves the drama.
00:49Why are they so bad?
00:50Because you're hot.
00:51Bring her here, I'm gonna do outside and my side comparison.
00:54Big boom in the room, can't handle us.
00:56I just want to party, like I can't help it.
00:58You never know what Lila you're gonna get today.
01:00I want hot boys and I want to drink rosé.
01:03I don't like people telling me what to do.
01:06I'm hot, flirty, and I'm fucking insane.
01:08I'm a high energy gold retriever.
01:10Look at me, sexy, young, and turnt.
01:13Cool beer, hot girls, let's go.
01:15I don't remember what I did last night.
01:17Overall, I make the wrong choices.
01:19La, la, la, la.
01:21Big boom in the room, can't handle us.
01:26I really want to throw a drink.
01:28What is going on?
01:29Oh, Chris found a friend.
01:31And you bring this friend and say,
01:33hey, have you met Bauer?
01:34Have you met Isaiah?
01:36I'm ready to go home.
01:37Yeah, let's go.
01:37Wrap it up.
01:38All right, we're going.
01:39Wrap it the fuck up.
01:41Weird-ass bitches.
01:43Don't you dare put Chris's fucking ass in this car.
01:46I bring one fucking blonde girl,
01:49and everyone has a problem with me.
01:51Chris created the entire fucking thing.
01:57It's quite obvious this is exactly what Chris wanted,
01:59but if you're playing with Giselle,
02:01you're playing with me.
02:02Simple as that.
02:03Two plus two is fucking four, bitch.
02:05Riley's fucking pissed off,
02:07riding Giselle's fucking dick.
02:09Bitch, nobody fucking liked you
02:12before this fucking psychic came in here
02:14and is like, whoa,
02:16you're going to be fucking famous.
02:19Bitch, you're nobody.
02:20The shirt is too small.
02:23He went up to the bitch and said,
02:24where is Bauer?
02:26He purposely went up to those bitches, bro.
02:28Christopher thinks he can do these weird things to people
02:31and talk all this shit and get away with it.
02:33Are we not your family, Christopher?
02:35Are we not your friends, Christopher?
02:37She can't talk her shit without Giselle
02:39fucking with a fist up her fucking ass.
02:42It's not the fucking Riley show.
02:44I honestly think that, like,
02:46Chris is just stirring the pot.
02:47He is just throwing out
02:48every single goddamn thing that comes to mind.
02:51I really hope Riley tries me tonight.
02:53I really hope Giselle tries me tonight.
02:57Fuck, man.
02:58Is it liquor?
02:59I think so.
03:05Yeah!
03:06Hello!
03:06Bitch, what's up?
03:09Christopher fucking Brown in this bitch.
03:11You're up, it's boring, bitch.
03:13That's it.
03:14I walk into the house
03:16being the baddest bitch that I am.
03:18I hope a bitch tries me tonight.
03:22Hold on a bark.
03:23Chris, he's a fucking all bark,
03:25no fucking bite.
03:27Waste of fucking space.
03:28He's a way to stir the pot.
03:30He's an actual fucking ladle.
03:33This man's a ladle.
03:35You want to be something so badly.
03:37Right, so hard.
03:38Look, they're fighting still.
03:39The psychic told you
03:41you're going to be something big
03:42and now you think you're fucking better
03:44than anybody else.
03:45Bitch, you're not.
03:46You're not better than anybody.
03:48They've been fighting all night.
03:50Bitch, you're nobody.
03:51That's why no man in this house wants you.
03:56That's why no man outside of this house wants you.
03:59Chris, you're killing me.
04:01Speak your mind, buddy.
04:02This is entertaining as hell.
04:04But keep me out of it.
04:06You're a walking red flag.
04:07You wish that you were everybody in this house.
04:10Keep speaking louder.
04:11Bitch, you're nobody.
04:13You're nobody.
04:15Keep speaking louder.
04:16He's throwing anything he can think of
04:20because he has absolutely no one in his corner.
04:24Everyone in this house fucking loathes you, hoe.
04:27Okay, bitch.
04:28Rule the day, bitch.
04:30Rule the day.
04:30And I can't wait till the next time
04:32a bag of chips is thrown at your fucking head,
04:35you dumb ass hoe.
04:37Okay, bitch.
04:40Exactly.
04:41Walk away.
04:42Walk away.
04:43Walk away.
04:44Lila, I hope she wakes up.
04:47Lila got so drunk.
04:49She got kicked out of the bar
04:50and now she's sleeping.
04:51But if any time was the time
04:54I need you to yell at somebody,
04:56now is the moment.
04:57Lila, I need you to come back to life.
04:59I love you.
05:00Tonight is the night.
05:02I need you to fucking ride for me.
05:05If you want to sleep, I get it.
05:07But if there's any energy in you
05:11that wants to get up
05:12and take my fucking back tonight.
05:14Just give me a bed.
05:16Lila has no clue what the fuck is going on.
05:18Chris, who am I fighting?
05:20Tell me now.
05:21Riley, but she knows that she's my friend
05:23and she's not gonna let some bitch
05:25in a fucking top
05:27that's seven sizes too small for her
05:31walk all over me.
05:32I bring one person to say hi to everybody
05:35and I'm the problem.
05:37Lila wasn't there.
05:38You're by yourself.
05:38You had no fucking friends
05:40I don't give a fuck about having
05:41a fucking friend, bitch.
05:42I might fucking tell.
05:42Don't say he has no friends.
05:44If Chris wants to get into a fight tonight,
05:45that's his prerogative.
05:47I'm gonna have to back him up.
05:48He purposely brought a bitch
05:50to go flirt with Bauer
05:51and purposely sent a bitch over
05:52to go flirt with Isaiah.
05:53You're weird as fuck.
05:54This is my friend.
05:54Meet my friend.
05:56Zell, remove yourself.
05:58You're weird.
05:58You're weird.
05:59You're weird.
05:59No, no.
06:01They're 20.
06:02I don't care.
06:03No, we're not doing that.
06:03I don't care.
06:04I'm a guard dog.
06:05I'm ready to go.
06:06This is like by far
06:07the most drama I've ever seen.
06:09This is supposed to be a party house
06:11and instead it's like gladiators
06:13in the goddamn Coliseum.
06:14Bitch, you're weird.
06:15Right.
06:16You're weird.
06:16Exactly.
06:17You're weird.
06:17You're weird.
06:18Oh, you want to hit me?
06:19Hit me again.
06:20Hit me again.
06:20I'm not fucking talking to you right now.
06:22You just pushed me?
06:23You just pushed me?
06:24He can fight his own battles.
06:27He can fight his own battles.
06:29He can fight his own battles.
06:30You just pushed me.
06:31Back the fuck up.
06:32Back the fuck up.
06:33Back the fuck up.
06:34Don't push.
06:34Back the fuck up.
06:35This whole fucking house
06:37is full of fucking lunatics.
06:40I'm not afraid of you
06:40and your fucking $2 fucking alcohol.
06:42Get the fuck out.
07:01It's too early.
07:03All the fighting is exhausting, right?
07:15I lost two nails last night.
07:17Um, I had a good time.
07:20I don't care what Chris did.
07:22I just hopped out of bed
07:23and started fucking defending him.
07:25I still don't know what happened.
07:28Good morning.
07:32Good morning.
07:33Good morning.
07:34Good morning.
07:35Good morning.
07:36Good morning.
07:36Good morning.
07:39I hate this walk she does
07:41when she's passed.
07:44Hey, can everyone wake the fuck up?
07:46Let's wake everyone up.
07:47Let's get the fucking pots and pans.
07:48Let's get the pots and pans.
07:49Let's go, Christopher.
07:50Let's go.
07:51Wake these bitches up.
07:52Oh my God.
07:52Morning.
07:55Wake up.
07:55Now you're dealing with the monster.
07:57I don't want to do it.
07:58Giselle is going to actually fucking kill them.
08:03Don't go, you bitches.
08:05Time to get up.
08:06Wake up.
08:08What the hell is going on right now?
08:10Like, fuck off, please.
08:12You motherfuckers.
08:16It's a new day.
08:19Come on, guys.
08:20Good morning.
08:21Let's see what the hell is going on here.
08:24Lila, I really never know what to expect waking up in this fucking house.
08:29At any moment, shit could hit the fan.
08:31But, uh, it's fun.
08:34I'm having fun.
08:36Not my problem.
08:40You want a pancake?
08:43Yeah, you do.
08:47Good morning.
08:49We're getting a phone call.
08:50Is that the phone?
08:52Oh, it's the boss.
08:53Phone's ringing.
08:54Hellsuit.
08:58Whoa.
08:59Roomies.
09:00How are you guys?
09:02With summer winding down, I want to make sure everybody's getting along.
09:06Is everything okay?
09:07Or is hell breaking loose?
09:08Well, how are you guys doing?
09:10Like, what's going on?
09:11How are we all doing together as roomies?
09:16Um.
09:19I can feel the tension radiating through the screen.
09:23Like, what is going on?
09:24Like, what happened now?
09:25What happened now?
09:26Like, the bomb went off.
09:28With who?
09:30Everyone.
09:31But it's, like, over petty, dumb shit.
09:34Over petty, dumb people.
09:36The vibes are so weird right now.
09:40This situation, last night, it was like Chris was the train, and Riley and Giselle were,
09:45like, scooping coal into his fire.
09:48Last night, Christopher was being messy, as per usual.
09:51And normally, it's funny and it's lighthearted.
09:53But this time, there was some evil fucking malicious intent behind it.
09:57If you're going to be in a house with people who are your family and friends,
10:00sometimes you need to pack that shit up to really fucking annoy me.
10:03So treat us with fucking respect if we're going to be in this house.
10:06It's not that hard.
10:07Like, that's it.
10:13All right, Chris, do you want to take me somewhere real quick?
10:16Sure.
10:19I don't know where I should take you.
10:21In the lake and drone.
10:23Oh.
10:23Oh, my God, dudes.
10:25Hey.
10:26Oh, hi.
10:27So she sounds so pissed off.
10:29Like, what happened?
10:30I think Giselle thought that I was trying to get this girl to get with Isaiah.
10:35And so then everybody got upset at me.
10:37I just feel like we need to, like, have, like, a nice, grounded conversation and get over it.
10:42Because you guys literally have a couple days left there.
10:46You don't want it to end like this.
10:47You are supposed to have each other's back.
10:49So I think you need to finish strong.
10:51Please.
10:52We got to grow up and just, like, get over things.
10:55Summer is almost over.
10:56You have to enjoy this experience.
10:57So wasting the last couple days fighting is literally insane.
11:01It's not that deep.
11:02Like, cut the shit.
11:04Let me talk to Giselle now.
11:05I agree with what she's saying.
11:07However, I've already done my apology to her so many times this fucking summer.
11:11Like, why can't somebody else be the bigger person for once?
11:14I want to be the smaller person.
11:17I don't know what the fuck was going on yesterday.
11:20He just decided to be a messy fuck.
11:23I feel like you guys have been having so much dumb shit drama.
11:26It's just a part of the shore life that it's kind of just, like, grow up at this point.
11:30Like, enough is enough.
11:32I just want you guys to, like, calmly, like, talk about it.
11:35Some people are definitely messier.
11:37I was one of the messy ones.
11:38But it was nice to have someone to, like, kind of check me a little bit.
11:42We know that we love each other.
11:44After all this, I'm still going to have your back.
11:46But when it comes to coming after people that you're supposed to care about, that's what pisses me off.
11:52So you need to know what's the difference between being messy to a bitch on the street and being messy
11:57to people who actually care about you.
12:00You had a wild summer.
12:02I have to say you are insane.
12:03You're my little babies and you're little drama starters.
12:06I feel like everybody needs a break.
12:08So let's hit pause.
12:10I'm sending you guys.
12:12Are you ready?
12:13I'm so excited and I'm so jealous for this.
12:15Oh, my God.
12:17To the Rosé Disco.
12:19It's literally a daytime music festival.
12:23It's sick.
12:25There's no better cure for drama than more partying.
12:28Huge, huge, huge, huge, huge.
12:30We are all pumped.
12:31We need this.
12:32Like, this will be a chance for everyone to just have fun together.
12:36No way there's any drama that comes from this.
12:38Like, this will be good.
12:40So you all have to go and get in your best pink and white outfits.
12:44You guys are going to have a freaking blast.
12:46Yes!
12:47Yes!
12:49Rosé Disco.
12:50It sounds super white.
12:52It sounds like there's not going to be a lot of my peoples there.
12:58But after all that's been going on, you know, we got to let loose.
13:01All right, I love you guys.
13:02I love you, Snooki.
13:03Bye, Snooki.
13:04I love you.
13:05Bye, Snooki.
13:06What am I going to wear?
13:07I don't know.
13:08Daytime disco, huh?
13:11House music?
13:12I might just die.
13:17I haven't talked to Bauer once today.
13:19Really?
13:20Yeah.
13:21He just left me there.
13:22Like, and I'm pretty sure we were actually in the middle of a fucking conversation.
13:25Honestly, I'm not very happy with Bauer.
13:27He pulled a quick one on me last night at the bar that I just didn't appreciate at all.
13:34That's Sawyer and Drake.
13:35Huh?
13:35I know.
13:37Oh, hey.
13:38Um, it was great to meet you.
13:40You're pretty cool.
13:42Is that your girl over there with the cowboy hat?
13:44It's like my in the house girl, yeah.
13:47I can wait and see if he says anything, but if he's not going to say anything, I'm not going
13:50to bother talking to him.
13:52I'll give him the cold shoulder.
13:53I'll try to stand on business for a while.
13:56But whatever.
13:57I'm actually just excited to go and actually have a good time because how can you be mad at
14:03a festival?
14:04Like, be so for real.
14:06Woo!
14:07Here we go.
14:08Yeah!
14:08Yeah, buddy!
14:17Rosé festival!
14:18Isn't it?
14:19What?
14:19Your first festival too?
14:20Yeah, it's my first festival.
14:22That's fucking sick.
14:23I want some rosé.
14:24I want to dance with the music.
14:26Ooh.
14:27Ooh, yeah.
14:28In the...
14:28Yeah.
14:30Yeah.
14:31Uh-uh.
14:49You know what?
14:50Let's just fucking...
14:51Let's have a drink and let's listen to music, dude.
14:54Yes!
14:55I need some rosé.
14:56We walk into the disco.
14:58The music is good.
15:00Everyone's dressed in pink and white.
15:02It is fucking awesome.
15:04Holy fuck!
15:06Thank you, Snooki.
15:07Like, we need this right now.
15:09The house needs this.
15:10I'm in heaven!
15:12A pink heaven!
15:13Oh, shit!
15:15I love music festivals.
15:16I love pink.
15:17I love partying.
15:18This is heaven!
15:21Oh!
15:22Oh!
15:24Oh, I just...
15:25I'm doing this the whole time.
15:27My arms are hairy!
15:29Don't worry.
15:31Oh!
15:35The whole time!
15:37Yeah!
15:38We are having such an amazing time.
15:41But Giselle and I, we're still kind of rocky.
15:44Last night, shit got out of hand.
15:47So I am gonna have a conversation with her just to clear the air.
15:50I need another drink.
15:51Can we get a drink for our combo?
15:53Let's go!
15:55Chris definitely needs to apologize.
15:57I think we need to just forget drama for now.
15:59I hope Giselle is open to talk about it.
16:02Let's move on and just forget about last night completely.
16:07Christopher, yesterday was a shit show.
16:11I agree with that bully.
16:14I think that last night we were all so emotional.
16:19Yeah.
16:19And I think that we all reacted because of that.
16:23I understand that maybe the things I did were, like, not the best.
16:28There's a lot of things I shouldn't have said, so I do apologize.
16:31Same on my end.
16:32And I, like, don't like to see us like that.
16:35Because, like, I respect you.
16:37I vibe with you.
16:38Me and you fucking have, like, the craziest...
16:40We have our thing.
16:40We have our bento.
16:41Of course.
16:42If we're too emotional...
16:44Yeah.
16:44We butt heads.
16:45You know me, I'm gonna be defensive to the fucking day I die.
16:48And, like, that's something that I'm gonna work on,
16:51and that's something that I have been trying to work on.
16:53One thing about Chris is, yes, he's a messy, messy guy,
16:56but I really appreciate Chris for coming to me.
16:59We're literally our family at this point.
17:01So we're gonna fight, we're gonna cuss,
17:04but at the end of the day, we love each other.
17:06You know I love you so fucking much.
17:07Yeah, I love you too.
17:08So let's cheers to that.
17:10Cheers.
17:10I'm so happy I'm back on the same page with Giselle.
17:14She understands me and I understand her.
17:16So, like, we're back like nothing's happened.
17:19Everyone come over here.
17:20And now I'm just so emotional
17:22because I've grown to love these people so much.
17:25All right, guys.
17:26I want to cheers to having an amazing night.
17:30Let's put all this stupid shit aside.
17:32I love you all,
17:33and I really hope that we can all move on from this
17:36and enjoy the rest of our fucking summer.
17:37Cheers to us.
17:38Cheers.
17:39Cheers, baby.
17:40Let's do it.
17:40I love it.
17:42Oh, yeah.
17:43Woo!
17:45Oh, my God.
17:47Me, Chris, Lila, and Giselle, we have no animosity.
17:51Things move past really quickly.
17:53And now I'm ready to shake some fucking ass.
17:55I am ready to fuck it up.
17:57Woo!
17:58Hi, boys!
18:01Wow!
18:03Wow!
18:06Woo!
18:10Yeah!
18:11I want to go dance, bro.
18:13Me too.
18:13I'm having so much fun.
18:14Do you feel your fucking hand bouncing off my chest?
18:17Does your heart?
18:17My fucking pecs are so big.
18:20Woo!
18:22We're in shade.
18:25Woo!
18:25We're in shade.
18:25We are having the time of our lives.
18:27But Emmett's sort of sitting by himself.
18:29Hold on.
18:30I'll be right back.
18:30I want to check on him because I know, like, he's been struggling.
18:35Emmett, I hope you're doing okay.
18:37Yeah.
18:38I am.
18:39No, I'm good.
18:40What I see is the guy that I met day one versus right now, you're struggling.
18:45Like, you've lost a lot of your sparkle.
18:47I think that, like, the first, like, week and a half or so that I was here,
18:53there was, like, a lot of adrenaline, a lot of energy.
18:55And I was like, fuck yeah, let's do this.
18:57Like, let's kill it.
18:58Let's make it, like, a big splash.
19:00And then the longer I was in the house, the more I was like, it's not really the kind
19:04of person that I actually am.
19:06I have definitely been on quite an emotional rollercoaster this summer, you know?
19:12And the more I'm in the shore house, the more I look at these people like siblings and not,
19:18you know, someone to dance with and give kisses to.
19:21I think you're a really great person.
19:23And I, like, I love you as a friend so much.
19:27But I never had emotional feelings towards you.
19:34I'm very happy that you figured out how you're feeling and that this experience has gotten
19:38you to the where you are.
19:39I kind of just wish you didn't do that towards me.
19:41Yeah, I get that.
19:42In here, I felt safe with you because you were giving so much in the beginning.
19:46Dinner, breakfast, tea when my throat hurts, and then it was, like, completely gone.
19:52I think through this experience, I've been confused about what my feelings have been.
19:57Me and Emmett were vibing in the beginning, but one day he's making out with me, then he's not.
20:01And because we had any sort of romantic ties, the fact that he just kind of bailed put me in
20:06a really
20:07shitty position and kind of brought my confidence down.
20:09I feel like I invested a lot, like, put all my eggs in your basket, and then we kind of
20:14separated.
20:15I just very much struggled to adjust.
20:19I think for me, like, I thought I was going to come in here, blow it out of the park,
20:24and, like, really fucking be a single guy.
20:27And if that kind of threw any weird stuff into, like, our friendship, then I'm sorry for that.
20:33It's not what I wanted.
20:34And I hope that you think of me as a very good friend to you.
20:37I care about Emmett so, so much, and I think he's an amazing human being.
20:41I'm really glad that we had this conversation.
20:43I feel like we're good now.
20:45And at this point, I just want to focus on friendships.
20:47I just want to focus on good vibes for the rest of this time.
20:52Give me a hug.
20:53I love you.
20:54I love you, too.
20:55I think both of us made mistakes.
20:57We went through our ups and downs, but the roller coaster's coming to an end.
21:01You know, it's time to move on.
21:06That is so cute.
21:09Laila's cold, so I said give her a blanket.
21:11I love that shit.
21:13Oh, my God.
21:14Laila.
21:16I'm having the time of my life, and I think I'm the prettiest girl at the party today with my
21:21outfit.
21:21I love it.
21:28Everyone's having a good time, but Key's been, like, a little bit off today for some reason.
21:32So, like, I got to pull her aside and be like, at least ask her, like, what's going on with
21:36you?
21:37What's this?
21:38To sit on, because it just rained.
21:40Oh.
21:40Are you taking me somewhere?
21:42Let's go talk.
21:43I think Bowen really likes Kara, but he didn't really understand why Kara was upset.
21:48When you have feelings for someone, don't talk to another girl for more than 58 seconds,
21:52because in 59 seconds, you're going to get slapped.
21:54Oh.
21:55Relationship advice from Dr. Giselle.
21:57Okay.
21:57Let me start by saying I don't care about you talking to other girls.
22:01The thing that, like, actually upset me was when we were talking, and you just, like, completely...
22:08At the end.
22:09...turned and walked away from me to go talk to the freaking Saskatoon girl.
22:15But, like, why?
22:17Why would that bother...
22:18Why what?
22:19Why did it bother me when we were in the conversation?
22:22No, no.
22:22You turned your back to me and walked away?
22:24Yeah.
22:24Okay, I can understand that.
22:26And then I look over, and she's, like, giving you her phone, and I'm like, did he just, like,
22:30turn from me, leave me to go get this girl's number in my face?
22:34I was like, that's fucking crazy.
22:36No, I get that.
22:37I didn't know that that was, like, why you're upset.
22:39Because what I've heard multiple times from other people was, like, you were mad that I was, like,
22:44Jane was just talking to someone.
22:45Like, get him away from her.
22:47That's why I was aggravated.
22:49So you were also mad?
22:50Me and Bauer, we're still learning each other.
22:52We're still getting to know each other and how to navigate each other.
22:55But I can struggle with taking accountability sometimes.
22:59I just think there was, like...
23:01But, like, then again, though...
23:02A misunderstanding there.
23:03I know I should have came and talked to you.
23:05I just...
23:06When I see stuff like that, I kind of step back.
23:09Like, that's just who I am, and I just...
23:11I know.
23:11I know.
23:13But...
23:13It's like...
23:16Come on.
23:18Conversation with Ki can be super frustrating.
23:20She's got an absolute wall up.
23:22I definitely have strong feelings for Ki, and so I just want her to be clear about, you know, how
23:28she feels about me.
23:29To be completely honest with you, like, we had our whole conversation about being open.
23:36Like, I am okay with you talking to people.
23:38And then I think, like, the second I actually see it happening, I just get a little...
23:45You know?
23:46Twitchy-eye.
23:47I know.
23:48That's me with you, too.
23:49And, like, I think it was one of the girls that were like, wow, sounds like you guys, like, have
23:53genuine feelings for each other.
23:55So, I'm like, yeah.
23:56Like, I'm not gonna deny it.
23:58So, for the rest of the summer, what should we do?
24:03If you see something you don't like, say it to me.
24:07And...
24:07I'll try it for you, Bauer.
24:08I just, like, I've told you a hundred times, I just...
24:12When I see stuff I don't like, I really just feel the need to step back.
24:16So, I'm gonna try my best, because I know...
24:18That's all I can ask, but I mean, like, I hope you know that, like, it can't just...
24:22I know.
24:23Go one way.
24:23I know.
24:27I despise you.
24:28Let's go.
24:29Despite our struggles, I just can't be mad at him.
24:31He's just such a sweet boy, and I'm obsessed with him.
24:35So, I'm like, I can't stay away from him for too long.
24:38Can't be mad at him for too long.
24:39I'm always crawling back.
24:41I'm weak.
24:42I'm so weak.
24:43I'm weak.
24:44Is there anything in there?
24:45In where?
24:46Without this?
24:47Like, oh!
24:49Not funny!
24:50Oh!
24:53No!
24:56Get it on me!
24:59Oh!
25:00Chris!
25:02You ripped your pants.
25:03Easy oxygen!
25:04Five dollar pussy right here.
25:07We're in the litted section too.
25:09Look at this shit.
25:09It's crazy.
25:09You can see everything.
25:10It's a pretty fun vibe, I can't lie.
25:13I'm just looking around, I'm like, damn,
25:14lots of fine girls around, but like,
25:18nobody compared to yourself.
25:21I'll be feeling some type of way.
25:23So here we are.
25:28Here we is.
25:29Feelings have been building, like I knew I liked her,
25:32I knew I had lots of feelings for her,
25:34and then I just thought, fuck it,
25:36I'm gonna just tell her how I feel, why not?
25:38If you have something to say, say it to my face.
25:42Yeah, you want me to tell it to your face?
25:44I want you to tell me to my face.
25:47What if I told you I love you then?
25:51Then what?
25:53Then what?
25:56Hold on.
25:58Then what?
26:00Then I'll say I love you too.
26:02Yeah?
26:03Yeah.
26:11Oh, this is so whack.
26:17I did not come into this Canada Shore house to fall in love.
26:22That's not what the Shore is about.
26:24The Shore is to get lit, party, and do your shit.
26:28Not to fall in love.
26:30You're cute, I hate it.
26:40Don't look at my bum.
26:42Rosé disco was the best time of my life.
26:46We're home, but let's be honest.
26:48Ain't no one's going to bed soon.
26:50I need food.
26:52Never doing rosé ever again.
26:55Chris, what the fuck?
26:58Jizzy, let's make homemade french fries with poutine.
27:00Can someone order a fucking poutine from a fucking poutine place?
27:05Please, I'll pay.
27:07I'm not about to be a fucking, what do you call it, Amish person making homemade french fries?
27:13Amish person?
27:14I'm going to pee my pants.
27:16We're women on our fucking period.
27:17We need a fucking poutine.
27:19How are you cooking?
27:20We have so much food in the fridge.
27:23Because I want a poutine.
27:25Oh my fucking god.
27:26I'm not even one potato deep.
27:29I think this is Emmy's world and we're all just like living in it.
27:33That was the best day ever.
27:34The house could be on fire and Emmy will still be chill making her concoctions in the kitchen.
27:40Your fries.
27:42They're almost done.
27:44I'm making gravy.
27:46And then we need to shred the cheese.
27:52I want to know what's happening right now.
27:54I love poutine.
27:56Best idea ever.
27:58Nailed it.
27:58Is it good for homemade?
28:01Is it good?
28:04Poutine.
28:05Poutine.
28:05I'll do the poutine dance.
28:07That slaps.
28:08That's enough for me today.
28:10Night.
28:22I love poutine.
28:23I love poutine.
28:24I love poutine.
28:27I love poutine.
28:29Yeah.
28:30Kids have lived here.
28:34Wow.
28:34Looks like somebody fell down and couldn't get back.
28:39Um.
28:42I don't want to know what this was for.
28:47That was such a good sleep.
28:49That was out like a fucking light.
28:52Gonna have to do the dishes before I cook.
28:55That's just so gross.
28:58Alright.
29:04Oh my god.
29:07I want to keep sleeping.
29:08I'm still exhausted.
29:09I want to keep sleeping.
29:12My name is Anna.
29:16Let's go in the kitchen.
29:21Who is that?
29:22That looks like my mom.
29:24What the fuck?
29:25Hello?
29:27Mom?
29:28What the fuck?
29:30Oh my god.
29:35Surprise!
29:36What the fuck?
29:38Oh my god.
29:40I'm Karen.
29:41And I'm Emmett's mom.
29:42This is my mom.
29:43Holy crap, dude.
29:45No way.
29:45Whoa.
29:46What the fuck?
29:47What is going on?
29:49How did she get in here?
29:51Mom, how's it going?
29:52I'm Bauer.
29:53Oh my god.
29:53Emmett's mom is actually here.
29:55Hi, I'm Lila.
29:56Hi, Lila.
29:57Nice to meet you.
29:58She's like the cutest total mom.
30:00Like if you were to draw a mom, that's what you would come up with.
30:03She's the most cutest woman I ever met in my life.
30:05This is my mom, everybody.
30:07Oh my god.
30:09You'd never know the size of them, eh?
30:11No, I could actually cry.
30:13I'm so happy.
30:14My mom's one of the people I've been missing the most.
30:17Are you still wearing the hat?
30:18Yeah.
30:19Are you chilly at night or what?
30:20I'm bald.
30:21I can just feel all of the sad things in my body just rip away.
30:27It just puts the biggest smile on my face.
30:29Don't get too comfortable because we're doing breakfast.
30:31Yay!
30:32Today for the Shore House, I get to be everyone's mom.
30:35Guys, she's so cute.
30:36She looks like Emmett.
30:38It's like freaking me out.
30:39Shorts and a sweater, that's respectful for a mom, right?
30:42I'm just trying to make sure that none of us dress like whores for Emmett's mom.
30:46I think we have to look presentable, nice.
30:49Oh, we forgot the eggs.
30:51We can do the eggs.
30:52I don't know.
30:59Hey, bro.
31:01Emmett, do you want to see if there's any water left in those strawberries?
31:05There's a little bit.
31:06Just drain them out a bit for me, please.
31:08It feels so good to have my mom here making breakfast.
31:11See what happens when you're done with stuff when you cook?
31:14You want to see where it goes?
31:15Boo!
31:17She is definitely not afraid to smack down some chores.
31:21You guys want to set the table for everybody?
31:23Let's set it up.
31:23She has no fear in making you go to work.
31:26It's good to have some mom energy around.
31:29All right, let's have breakfast.
31:32Looks so good.
31:34Can you put some bacon on here, please?
31:37This family breakfast is great and everyone's happy.
31:40Just make sure everybody gets some bacon.
31:42I love bacon, bro.
31:44Yo, Auntie Karen whipped it up.
31:46We got sausages, we got bacon.
31:49This is like the cutest breakfast I think you've ever had in the house.
31:52Yes, Auntie Karen, yes.
31:54So, what's the best part of your summer so far?
31:57We went to this winery with Snooki.
31:59Oh, y'all got to meet Snooki?
32:01That must have been exciting.
32:02It was insane.
32:03So much fun.
32:04Too much fun.
32:05Too much wine which made more fun.
32:07Exactly.
32:09Me and Zay, we had to do a shift at the t-shirt shop.
32:13Then we got to just talk to a bunch of people on the street, sell shirts.
32:17Be more specific about who you talk to on the streets.
32:21Kira, what was your favorite?
32:22I celebrated my birthday.
32:24The boys put on a performance for me at the strip club.
32:32Oh my goodness.
32:34I think I could just die of embarrassment to be very honest.
32:37It was really great.
32:38Your son is a natural.
32:43Guys, my mom's here, stop.
32:44I'm just kidding.
32:46I'm just kidding.
32:49So, damn it.
32:50Today is my favorite because my mom's here.
32:53Aw.
32:55Thank you, Karen.
32:56Yes, thank you so much.
33:01You want to see the house?
33:03Sure, yeah.
33:04Show me the house.
33:05Boy, when she sees her room, she's going to have a heart attack.
33:07I'm not going to lie to you.
33:08I'm kind of scared.
33:09Can we not?
33:10Can we not show her our room, please?
33:12I am so scared.
33:14Oh.
33:24Wow.
33:25Girls.
33:26Oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing.
33:28The girls' room is a freaking disaster.
33:31You all need to make those bets.
33:33Yes, ma'am.
33:34Okay.
33:35My mom making the girls clean up their room is going to be quite the task.
33:38This is literally embarrassing.
33:40This is humiliating.
33:42But she's a very stern woman when she puts on the authority mode.
33:46Let's make this real quick.
33:47All the towels can go in the center of the floor.
33:49Yep.
33:50How do you girls go through so many towels?
33:52What is this?
33:54Yeah, I don't know.
33:55Now, pick up your clothes.
33:58If it's dirty, pile it.
34:00If it's clean, throw it on your bed.
34:03I don't even know how to deal with this.
34:05Karen, listen.
34:06I love you, but I think it's a lost cause at this point.
34:09I don't even know whose stuff is whose.
34:11The amount of times I've found someone else's panties in my clothes.
34:15Insane.
34:16No, I like this.
34:17This is what I need sometimes.
34:19Sometimes it's nice to have that, like, you know, mature motherly figure in the house
34:22to kind of be like, clean that room.
34:25Good job, girls.
34:26I'm impressed.
34:27Thanks, Mom.
34:33Emmett's mom's in town.
34:35This seems like a dream.
34:37All this made me realize is that, like, fuck, I forgot how much I miss my mom.
34:41Hello?
34:42Yo!
34:43How's it going, Buck?
34:44Hey, Dad. How's it going, dude?
34:46Hey, you?
34:47Not too bad.
34:48Just hanging out.
34:49No, but it's going really good.
34:50It's fucking awesome here.
34:52It is so awesome here.
34:53Well, that's good.
34:54I'm so glad you got your bonus.
34:56Right?
34:57Oh, damn it.
34:57I miss you guys.
34:58Aw.
34:59We miss you, too, buddy.
35:01It's so awesome to, you know, be able to talk to them, see what they're up to, you
35:06know, tell them that I miss them, I love them, and I'm so thankful.
35:10You want to say hi to my parents, Chris?
35:12Yeah.
35:12This is Chris.
35:14Hi, Mom and Dad.
35:16Hi.
35:17We love power.
35:18Oh, great!
35:18And his girl, Kiara, you should watch out for her.
35:21She's crazy.
35:25Oopsie.
35:26Sorry.
35:26That's hilarious.
35:28Chris, bro.
35:29Come on.
35:31Okay.
35:31Bye.
35:31I love you guys.
35:32Bye-bye.
35:32I love you, too, buddy.
35:34Ha.
35:36Cool.
35:37That's funny.
35:43I've been searching for a love for the girls like home.
35:48Oh.
35:49I gotta say, son, I think you're having a good time.
35:53I do have a lot of fun here.
35:54More happy days than not.
35:56Yeah.
35:56I've definitely had more happy days than not happy days.
35:59Well, I'm glad I got to be a part of it.
36:02I'm not ready to say goodbye, son.
36:06But it is time for me to go.
36:08It's meant so much to me to have my mom here today.
36:13I'm so proud of you.
36:14Amazing.
36:16Love you.
36:16Yeah.
36:17I love you, too.
36:19These days are gonna fly by.
36:23Show them your character and who you really are.
36:25But have a blast.
36:27You don't want to say goodbye, but you have to right now, so.
36:33See you later.
36:34Bye.
36:35Love you.
36:35I love you.
36:36Bye-bye, Mom.
36:37Having my mom here for the day definitely has motivated me.
36:40And right back to, you know, having as much fun as I can
36:44and enjoying the people that I'm with and the friendships that I have here.
36:50And, you know, just taking every moment in as much as I can.
36:53That was fucking fire.
36:55Your mom is a goat.
36:57Emmett's mom coming here was one of the best things that could have happened today.
37:01Yay!
37:02Pizza.
37:02I'm excited.
37:04Everyone is in an amazing mood.
37:07I want to keep the good vibes going and just have the time of our lives.
37:14Tonight, we're going to the brewery.
37:16I'm gonna go get ready.
37:17So, I'm pretty fired up.
37:20Yo, that's pretty sick fit.
37:24Is this giving to Zookeeper?
37:26Uh, yeah.
37:34Where are my cowgirl boots?
37:36He borrowed them.
37:37No, they cannot be like that.
37:40Yeah, bro.
37:44I let her wear a pair of my white boots to the Rose Fest and they were basically destroyed.
37:51So, I'm a little frustrated.
37:53But I've just been really trying not to, like, stir up any drama.
37:57So, I'm not gonna say anything.
37:59It's really cute.
38:00Oh, my God!
38:02Your ass looks huge.
38:03I don't even know where to fucking start.
38:05Oh, my God.
38:07I'm stressing out right now.
38:09I have no time to get ready.
38:11I'm just, I'm freaking out.
38:12Can I please have a drink?
38:14Do you like it?
38:15Yeah, I really like it.
38:17Everybody's ready to go.
38:18So, I'm, like, really far behind right now.
38:22Riley!
38:23Yeah?
38:23Oh.
38:25Um, do you mind if I wear your boots?
38:26They match my...
38:27The white ones?
38:28No, these.
38:29Oh, I haven't worn them yet, though.
38:32I've not once said no to her and I've allowed her to wear everything.
38:35But these specific boots I want to wear for the last night that we're here.
38:40Well, I really don't think anyone's good.
38:42No, I know.
38:43I just, like, I...
38:44The white ones I wore once and then...
38:46Yeah, go for it, go for it.
38:48Are you sure?
38:48Yeah, it's fine.
38:49I don't want an argument.
38:50I don't want any problems.
38:51So, I'm like, yeah, go ahead.
38:53You know what?
38:53Wear them.
38:54But, I'm not happy.
38:58Purple boots?
38:59Didn't say no.
39:00I did.
39:01I'm learning how to stand up for myself.
39:03So, I'm feeling like this is a situation that I need to.
39:07Key, could you...
39:09What if you borrow my black heels instead?
39:11Because I just...
39:11I have not worn that.
39:12I want to wear them for my final fit.
39:14Okay.
39:15And I haven't worn them yet, like, on purpose.
39:17So, could you...
39:18What about these ones?
39:20I have to find the second one, but would you wear these?
39:21As girls in the house, we share everything.
39:24But Riley goes, no, you can't wear those boots.
39:26I've been saving them.
39:27I'm like, okay, fine.
39:28It's kind of fucked up, but at the same time, I get it.
39:31Whatever.
39:31Do your thing.
39:38What?
39:38Doesn't fit you?
39:39These fucking stupid heels.
39:41Chris and I go in to help Key, and she's having a little bit of a meltdown.
39:46What's the problem?
39:47Riley just doesn't want me to wear boots.
39:49Okay.
39:50So then...
39:51So I'm either gonna...
39:52Put black leather boots with this, and it'll look fine.
39:54Yeah, why can't you wear black boots?
39:56Because I don't fucking want to.
39:57It's stupid.
39:59All right, let's go!
40:00She needs a pair of shoes that are gonna match this outfit.
40:03No!
40:05Why don't you just wear sneakers with them and make it cash with a little purse?
40:08Yeah, that's what I would do.
40:10I'm just gonna have to change the whole fucking fit.
40:12Like, girl, put on a pair of sneakers.
40:14Why are we changing the outfit just because you can't have these shoes?
40:17It's so dramatic.
40:19It's so...
40:19It's so drama.
40:21You know what I'm saying?
40:21I don't even want to fucking go.
40:24I have one minute to choose a whole new fucking outfit.
40:27You don't have to pick a whole new outfit.
40:28It's just a brewery at the end of the day.
40:30I just think that this is stupid, and I want to go get drunk.
40:33Key, come on!
40:35Come on, I want a drink!
40:37Let's go!
40:38I don't care if you're weighing out garbage bag, ho.
40:40Get out of the house.
40:41We have places to go.
40:42All right, I'm not going.
40:44Honestly, at this point, I'm just...
40:45I'm so fucking stressed out.
40:47I don't want to go anywhere.
40:48I'm not in the mood anymore.
40:49What's going on?
40:50Why are we here?
40:51Key's not coming because she doesn't like her outfit.
40:53Go talk to her.
40:54What?
40:56It's ridiculous.
40:57Hey, what are you doing?
40:59Dude, literally wear that.
41:00What are you talking about?
41:01Fuck up, Bauer.
41:03She won't want me to go.
41:05I don't want to send you in here.
41:07Oh, I said you weren't coming.
41:08Emmy, go!
41:09Emmy, let's go.
41:10Let's go.
41:11She doesn't want you in here.
41:11Let's go.
41:12Okay, Bauer, let's go!
41:13Emmy, shut the fuck up!
41:14Hey, chill.
41:16What in the actual fuck?
41:18I'm so fucking pissed off.
41:20Bauer is up there trying to help me.
41:22What, do you think he's going to fucking leave me
41:24to come follow after you, bitch?
41:26That was uncalled for.
41:29I'm getting so frustrated.
41:31Kiera has said over and over and over again
41:34she does not want to go out tonight.
41:37All right, let's leave her alone then
41:40and let's get out of here.
41:42When someone says they don't want to come
41:43then why do we keep...
41:44I'm going to throw a fucking heel at Emmy's fucking head
41:46if she doesn't shut the fuck up.
41:48You're going to have to do it!
41:49Do it!
41:50She's crashing the fuck out.
41:52Like, it's actually pissing me the fuck off.
41:54It's okay, calm down, calm down.
41:55Like, why do we want that to come then?
41:58Relax, relax.
41:59Shit, here we go again.
42:02Next time on the season finale of Canada Shore.
42:06It's like talking to fucking one brain cell.
42:08It's funny because talking to you
42:10is like talking to a fucking wall.
42:12I don't understand why every single time we get drunk
42:15everyone is fighting.
42:16You just fucking contradicted yourself!
42:19Oh my God!
42:21It's the last night we have.
42:23Let's fucking go, Massive Rager.
42:26Let's go!
42:27Canada Shore, bitches!
42:29Holy shit!
42:30Wow!
42:31These bitches better be on their best behavior.
42:33Stop it!
42:34Stop it!
42:36Oh!
42:37Everything good must come to an end, eh?
42:40Unfortunately, yeah.
42:41This house has a lot of relationships,
42:43but we have to go back home soon.
42:45I don't know how this is going to end.
42:47I actually love him so much,
42:49but I'm so scared that he's not going to feel the same way.
42:59Have I seen you here before?
43:01Are you famous?
43:02I'm about to blast off like a spaceship.
43:06I blow my mind like bubble gum.
43:08I...
43:09I like the taste of your d...
43:18I like the taste of your tongue.
43:21I like the taste of your tongue.
43:25I like the taste of your tongue.