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00:03This program contains strong language and sexual references
00:07from the beginning and throughout.
00:09Previously on Canada Shore.
00:12This summer has been complete chaos.
00:15But we are family.
00:17We'd be kicking our ass if we weren't here right now.
00:19I know.
00:20And as a real family does.
00:21You just have to have fun.
00:23Have your back no matter what happens.
00:25Oh, I love this.
00:26Oh, my God.
00:29What's one thing Rooster would do that you like him?
00:32Oh, God.
00:33Lila's my best friend.
00:35But I'm annoyed because her and Ethan's relationship is so weird.
00:40Do you like him or do you not?
00:41Make up your mind, Lila.
00:43We're not done after this, though.
00:45So don't think you're ever going to lose me.
00:46Even though he's talking all these dreams,
00:49the red flags are getting a little too much.
00:51I'm not going to shake, though.
00:51You got to buy your plane ticket.
00:53All right.
00:53Goodbye.
00:54That's some bullshit.
00:56Mm-mm.
00:57Big boom in the room can't handle us.
00:59I just want to party.
01:00Like, I can't help it.
01:01You never know what Lila you're going to get today.
01:04I want hot boys.
01:05And I want a drink rosé.
01:07I don't like people telling me what to do.
01:09I'm hot, flirty, and I'm fucking insane.
01:11I'm a high-energy golden retriever.
01:13Look at me, sexy, young, and turnt.
01:16Cold beer, hot girls, let's go.
01:18I don't remember what I did last night.
01:20Overall, I make the wrong choices.
01:22La, la, la, la.
01:24Big boom in the room can't handle us.
01:27Let's play a game.
01:29I'll kiss you my hand.
01:30Got my pain.
01:31Let's go.
01:33Good morning, Vietnam!
01:36Let's have a great day.
01:38Rise and shine, beautiful people.
01:41It's a new day, and I'm ready to party.
01:46Oh, beautiful day.
01:48What's this?
01:49What's this?
01:50Whoa!
01:51What the fuck could this be?
01:52To the roomies.
01:54Dude!
01:55Everybody, come out here.
01:56Whoa!
01:57Oh, my God!
01:59Oh, my God, there's a present!
02:01I got no idea what's inside this box.
02:04I hope it's a bunch of liquor.
02:06Get it!
02:07Get it!
02:08I'm, like, picking it a whole bunch, shaking it a little bit.
02:11I hope this gift is a muscly, tattooed man
02:15with a bow tie around his cock.
02:19I'm so excited!
02:21Surprise, bitches!
02:23I knew it!
02:24Who else can fit in a four-foot box
02:26but our boss queen bit Snooki?
02:28Scares the shit out of me, might I just say.
02:35Scared shitless, but obviously it's Snooki,
02:39so I'm very excited.
02:40I knew it!
02:41Like, are you trying to kill me?
02:44Get me out of here!
02:45I am so excited to be back here in Kelowna.
02:47I really wanted to surprise the roomies this time,
02:50so I am a present today.
02:52That is so funny!
02:53You're so light!
02:54I was sitting in there for ten minutes.
02:56Dude, I was kicking the box!
02:58Oops, sorry, Snooki.
03:01Can't believe we got kicked a couple times.
03:04Last time I was here, I had such a good time,
03:06but, like, I want to see, like, what's happening.
03:08I mean, there's got to be, like, less drama, right?
03:11Yeah, so what's going on?
03:12How is everyone in the house?
03:14Is there anyone I should be concerned about?
03:16Like, what's going on?
03:17Uh, yeah.
03:17Emmett, I'm really worried about leaving.
03:20Like, actually going home?
03:21At the start of this, Emmett was, like,
03:24the highest energy in the house.
03:25He was vibrant, and, like, that, like,
03:29changed so quick.
03:31He's going through it right now.
03:32He's cried quite a bit.
03:34Stop.
03:34Yeah, and so I'm worried about my boy.
03:36Everyone else, like, for the most part,
03:39is adjusting well.
03:40I definitely want to talk to Emmett the most right now.
03:43He's homesick.
03:44He hasn't really been himself.
03:46I know exactly what he's going through.
03:48You ready for a little chat?
03:49Yes.
03:50All right, we're going to go on the dock,
03:51because it's beautiful out there.
03:52On the dock?
03:52I don't want...
03:54I don't want him to leave.
03:58Oh, this is definitely going to be, like,
03:59a serious heart-to-heart,
04:00because he wants to go home.
04:01It is going to be.
04:01Yeah.
04:02She's going to get really deep with him.
04:03Tears might shed, bro.
04:05I wouldn't be surprised.
04:08Isaiah!
04:09You big boy.
04:10Bro, I was sitting on this cushion.
04:12It was so comfy, but...
04:14Embarrassing.
04:17I just want to check in on you.
04:19Like, how's everything going?
04:20I'm definitely having a rough couple of days in here,
04:23like, missing home.
04:24Coming to the shore, I came in thinking
04:27this is going to be a blast,
04:29but the constant drama
04:30and the constant people, like,
04:32just saying the most outrageous things.
04:34It is hard to be here.
04:37I don't want to, like, call anybody out in your roomies,
04:39but they're very worried about you,
04:40that, like, you missed your family a lot,
04:42and you're thinking about leaving.
04:43My advice to you is,
04:45and I wish somebody told me this,
04:46you're never going to have this moment again,
04:48and people would kill to be here.
04:50Yeah.
04:50I do understand what you're going through,
04:52and it sucks.
04:52Yeah.
04:53But it's going to be over like that,
04:54and then you're going to be like, shit.
04:56The first time I live with my roomies,
04:58I wanted to leave a million times.
05:00We get homesick, and it's normal.
05:04I'm not going to leave.
05:06Okay.
05:06I'm going to stay.
05:07Okay, good.
05:08I'm not going to go.
05:08I think I would regret going home.
05:10100%.
05:11The rest of the trip, I want to just do whatever we have in store.
05:15I want to just...
05:16Enjoy yourself.
05:16And enjoy myself, and enjoy the time I have here.
05:19Yeah.
05:20With these amazing people.
05:21All right.
05:22Okay.
05:24The feelings that I have aren't just going to disappear,
05:27but I'm going to stay in the shore house,
05:30and enjoy every second of it for what it is.
05:33Yay!
05:34All righty.
05:35Hey, bro.
05:36How was that?
05:37Sick.
05:38Was it?
05:38Yeah.
05:39It looks like Emmett's staying.
05:40It wouldn't be right without him.
05:41We need him here.
05:42So, Snooki, well done.
05:44Good work.
05:45Okay, roomies.
05:47So, I just want to let you guys know what's happening today.
05:50So, there is still work to be done, obviously,
05:53but we're going to divide and conquer today.
05:55Ethan, Emmett, Isaiah, and Bauer,
05:57you guys are going to be going to the golf club.
06:00Oh!
06:01I am absolutely pumped to head to this golf course right now.
06:05I don't golf a whole ton,
06:07because I'm cheap and golf is super expensive,
06:10but golf with the boys is always a good time.
06:12Dane's going to meet you there.
06:14Get your shit ready.
06:14You've got to go now.
06:16All right, sir.
06:16Take your fucking time, Valerie.
06:18Oh, you're waiting for me.
06:19Sorry, guys.
06:20Oh, my bad.
06:20Just go.
06:22All right, so, Queens,
06:23I have a different job for you in mind.
06:25I'm not going to tell you what it is just yet,
06:27but I want you guys to get in your best attire.
06:30I want you to look hot.
06:30I want you to look sexy,
06:31and then we're going to go to your job.
06:33Slicky says go put on your best outfit.
06:35Hey, girl, don't tell me that.
06:37I'll come out in a wedding dress.
06:39Everybody come in my closet.
06:41Girl, I got you.
06:42I love you.
06:42I got you.
06:44Let's go.
06:46The boys are going to go to the golf club,
06:48and I feel like they're going to have a great time still working.
06:51Fucking boom.
06:52I can't wait.
06:53It's a golf day.
06:55Chris and the girls think we're going to work today,
06:57but we're actually going to have a freaking girls' day.
07:00I want them to be dressed up and beautiful,
07:03and we're going to have a great freaking day.
07:05I'm like, oh, na, na, na.
07:07Oh, na, na, na, na.
07:09Oh, na, na, na.
07:11This must be the place.
07:14Walking down the dock feeling like Beyonce.
07:16I see a boat pull up.
07:18The lake is beautiful.
07:19I want to be on a boat in a nice dress looking good.
07:21Yeah, I do.
07:23This must be the place.
07:25Guys, this is like a beach club.
07:26We're going to, oh, my God, we're going to do a painting party.
07:28This is what I was hoping.
07:29We get to this winery, and it's gorgeous.
07:32It's definitely giving rich, luxury vibes.
07:35So we're really excited,
07:36but we're not really sure what we're doing here.
07:39So we are here for your next job,
07:41and I'm so excited to tell you guys this,
07:43but you guys are not working today.
07:46We are doing a wine taste quiz.
07:50We're not working, and we get to drink one.
07:53Let's go.
07:54Let's go.
07:54Let's go.
07:55Let's go.
07:55Give me that shirt today.
07:58Welcome, everyone.
08:00Thanks for having us.
08:02My name is Darian.
08:03I'll take you through a little wine tasting.
08:06And what's his name?
08:07I'm Jake.
08:07I'm going to be your server after.
08:09Jake, are you single?
08:11Yes.
08:11Oh, my gosh.
08:13He's ready to mingle.
08:15So I got you guys presents.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18Snooki.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:20When did you go to wrestling?
08:21Did you love it?
08:22Yeah, so that's from me to you guys.
08:24And then, yeah, let's get drunk.
08:26Let's preach!
08:28I be getting lit like it's night life.
08:30See me going up like it's high rise.
08:33Don't be shy.
08:34Don't be shy.
08:36I love wine.
08:38I think I love wine more than I love my family.
08:41This is the life that I deserve to live.
08:43Yeah.
08:44This is the life.
08:45When I drink white wine, I'm bubbly.
08:48You're really doing it for us right now.
08:51Then when I mix some rose, I get a little bit more rowdy.
08:55I'm ready to fight.
08:56Give me two more glasses.
08:58And then when I drink red wine, I get messy.
09:02Are we happy?
09:03I'm lit.
09:04How are we feeling?
09:04Yeah?
09:05Which is why red wine is my go-to.
09:08Thank you, Snooki.
09:09Thank you, Snooki.
09:10You're welcome.
09:12One, two, three.
09:17Where the fuck is Dane?
09:18Dane's gonna be sitting down somewhere with a big smile and a dumb outfit.
09:21We gotta have bets.
09:22That guy's definitely wearing a fucking flowered shirt.
09:24Knowing Dayner, like, I know that guy's wearing a corny golf getup.
09:28That's what I'm wearing right now, so that's exactly what he's gonna wear, too.
09:32Good afternoon, fellas.
09:34See, flowers, I called it.
09:36Hey, look good, feel good, play good, right?
09:38What up, handsome?
09:39I thought it'd be a great idea to escape the house and come to my favorite spot in Kelowna,
09:45the driving range.
09:46Hell yeah.
09:47Fuck yeah.
09:48Unfortunately, we're not here to have any fun.
09:51Oh, fuck.
09:52We got 10,000 golf balls out in that range, and I need you guys to get those for me.
09:59By hand.
10:00Dane.
10:01Fuck off.
10:02Dane, bro.
10:03What the hell?
10:05Get the fuck out there and get me some balls.
10:07Here are your buckets.
10:09I'll help you out.
10:10There's one for you.
10:11Oh, you fucker.
10:13Piece of shit.
10:13This sucks.
10:15It's gonna be a long day's work.
10:17Are you swinging?
10:18Don't you fucking swing, Dane!
10:20Don't you fucking do it!
10:22Next thing you know, Dane starts firing him at us.
10:26What the hell?
10:27Holy fuck.
10:28It landed right there.
10:30Oh ho!
10:31Fuck!
10:32Watch out!
10:33What if I get fucking sniped?
10:35You're trying to injure your own employees.
10:38Worker's comp coming in hot, Dane.
10:41Oh my God, it's coming near you, Emmett.
10:43That was a pretty good shot for a kid's club!
10:47Dane's an interesting boss.
10:48I think he's a good boss, a fun boss, but, you know, he's gonna be a hurt boss if he
10:53hits one of us.
10:54Let him hit me.
10:55Girls, better be working their asses off right now.
11:06Oh my God.
11:07If there's a heaven, I'm in it right now.
11:11This view is astronomical.
11:14What a beautiful day in Kelowna.
11:17Nothing can beat this.
11:19Welcome to my house.
11:20Can you go, please?
11:21Uh, no.
11:22Why do I need to go?
11:24So I'm trying to have a private conversation with him?
11:25I'm not listening.
11:26Emmy will get you the next guy, but I'm trying to have a moment here, so you need to get
11:30the F out.
11:31Okay, Lila, just go somewhere else.
11:33Just go somewhere else.
11:34Girl, it's literally like a wide open garage door here. The whole front's open.
11:38Lila, I'm standing where I am. I'm not harming anyone in nature.
11:42If I go over here where you can't see me, I can still hear you.
11:45I'm out here. Have your convo.
11:47Bye.
11:47Lock it.
11:49Have your convo.
11:50Have fun out there.
11:51I'm just sitting here drinking my wine.
11:57Cheers to us.
11:59Cheers, bitch.
12:00Yeah.
12:00I want to check in with Giselle and see how things are going with Isaiah.
12:04Are things serious?
12:05Are you guys going to take it out of the short house?
12:08I need the tea.
12:09He said something to me the other day that really pissed me off.
12:12He's like, I want to come to Toronto and see you.
12:14I want you to come to Calgary and see me.
12:16I'm like, oh, you think this is serious?
12:17He's like, but just know I'm not going to trick on you.
12:20I'll never buy your plane ticket.
12:21You got to buy it yourself.
12:23Ew, sick.
12:24I have my own money.
12:26I'm a baddie.
12:26I got my money up.
12:27Yeah.
12:28I could buy my plane ticket or I could pay for a dinner.
12:30But I want you to be like, I'll pay for it.
12:32I'll be like, no, baby.
12:33I got it.
12:34Yeah.
12:34That's just not something you tell a girl you like.
12:37Like, are you used to girls who use you for money?
12:39Now imagine I was down by it.
12:41I'm like, oh my God, Isaiah, I got robbed.
12:43What am I going to do?
12:44I need you.
12:45Sorry, shoddy.
12:46I don't trick.
12:47I can't help you.
12:48Do I look like I need a trick?
12:49I'm fine by myself.
12:51I could buy my own play ticket.
12:52But it's the fact that you said you're not going to do it, which is kind of a red flag.
12:56You're in a real pickle, bitch.
12:57I'm in a pickle.
12:59A dill pickle.
13:04I might be Obi-Wan lit as fuck right now.
13:07Where's, what's his name?
13:08Jake.
13:08He could come late in the day bed with me.
13:11I want to do sex.
13:12I'm bored.
13:13Honestly, me, Emmy, and Riley, like, we genuinely have not had sex.
13:18You've had a decent amount.
13:19You've had more than I did.
13:20So don't even, don't even right now.
13:22Does it count if it's Ethan?
13:23You had more than I did.
13:24Yeah, it does count if it's Ethan, bitch.
13:26I don't think it counts.
13:27Yeah, it does.
13:28And it does.
13:28You keep calling him your friend, but it's way more than that.
13:31And it's so obvious to everyone.
13:34I call bullshit.
13:36You're not going to go and kiss somebody every single night, cuddle with them every single
13:39night if you have no feelings.
13:41I don't think a friend would just like want to go and like leave their friends and go and
13:46like hook up or like kiss.
13:48I'm fucking bored.
13:49What the fuck do you want me to do?
13:51It is giving way more than just a friendship.
13:54If it was just friends, why aren't we hanging out after the club?
13:56I'm pissed that Lila's lying to me and spending a lot more time with Ethan if he's just a friend.
14:02I'm so fucking sorry.
14:03What do you want me to do?
14:04No, it's not about you being sorry.
14:06Just admit to it.
14:07I mean, it's a fucking what?
14:09Oh, you like Ethan.
14:11You have a crush on Ethan.
14:11Okay, well, I don't.
14:12Oh, you shouldn't do this.
14:14You shouldn't do that.
14:14You're going to catch feelings.
14:16No, I won't.
14:17No.
14:17Don't fucking lie.
14:19You know exactly.
14:20Honestly, you're not a good time.
14:21I'm over you guys with your not good time.
14:23Why are you ruining wine day with Snooki?
14:26Hey, I'm over the ass.
14:27A lot of these people don't want to know the truth about themselves and their relationships.
14:34What's the truth?
14:36The truth is you can drink all you fucking want, but the truth always comes out.
14:42At Lila.
14:44Can I help?
14:45I appreciate you.
14:48Of course.
14:49Can someone give that bitch a, like, a Percocet or something?
14:57We've been picking up golf balls all day, man.
14:59I've never seen someone pick up 10,000 golf balls by hand in my life.
15:03All right, boss.
15:03You think we got enough?
15:04Or what?
15:05Golf course is looking pretty clean.
15:06That's as smooth as your tooth nub right there, pal.
15:10That's fucking...
15:11You know what?
15:12You guys did a pretty good job.
15:14Yes.
15:15Why don't we hit some balls ourselves and have some fun, fellas?
15:18Sick.
15:19Time to start firing these golf balls that we just picked up.
15:23Isaiah doesn't even golf and he's fired up.
15:26Oh, yo!
15:31Nice thing you know.
15:32Dane drives up in this souped up golf cart.
15:34I can't wait for you guys to hack him out, babe.
15:37And he says, oh yeah.
15:39If y'all hit me, you get rewarded with beers.
15:41I'm not worried one bit.
15:42Not one bit.
15:43Not one bit.
15:44Hang on.
15:45Woo!
15:46What a beauty day on the ring.
15:49Fuck.
15:50I won't move.
15:52I gotta get this shot down.
15:53Hit the backstroke on it.
15:55Oh my God, please.
15:56Watching it.
15:57I'm looking at Dane.
15:57I'm looking at the ball.
15:59You know, it's lining up.
16:00You guys are pathetic.
16:01Oh!
16:03Oh!
16:04Holy smokes!
16:05That's fucking good!
16:07Dane, little did you know, you were getting sharked, buddy.
16:11Bet you can't do that again!
16:13Oh, shit!
16:13Bitch, shut your mouth!
16:15Let's do that credit card, Dane,
16:17because you're buying the beers.
16:18No skill, all luck!
16:21Exactly what we're doing right now is what I don't want.
16:24Hey, babe.
16:24You're not understanding.
16:25No, why is she screaming, though?
16:27Why are you screaming?
16:28Don't come in hot, though.
16:28Don't come in hot.
16:29Just let's have a conversation.
16:30Chris has had a few too many drinks, I think.
16:34Okay, cheers.
16:35She just mad at the fact...
16:36No, wait, wait.
16:36Don't come in so hot, though.
16:37They're just going, going, going.
16:39I'm like, I don't know.
16:40I'm not trying to take sides.
16:42So I'm just hoping that they'll be able to make it through this.
16:44You like him and just say it.
16:46Like, I don't understand what the problem is, though.
16:48I don't!
16:48Babe, if you didn't like him,
16:50you wouldn't be hooking up with him every single fucking night.
16:52That's the fucking truth.
16:53I don't think anyone understand how I feel, and that's fine.
16:56No, because you're lying to, like, yourself and lying to everybody.
17:00I'm lying to everybody.
17:01Yeah, you are.
17:03Okay.
17:04And if you're going to cry over it, then that's, like, just proves that you're fucking wrong.
17:09Honestly, you're being a dick.
17:10I'm not being a dick.
17:11Bitch, it's the fucking truth.
17:13You are being a dick.
17:13You can go crash out by yourself, because I'm not engaging in this.
17:16Bitch, everyone's talking about it, and no one's telling you the fucking truth.
17:20I will say I haven't said that only because I was in the same position with Emmett, and I was
17:24like, I don't like him.
17:25Everyone said, do you like him?
17:26I said, I don't like him.
17:28I want something to lick.
17:29This is a conversation for another time.
17:32Everyone's yelling, screaming, crying.
17:34This is why I've been wanting to go home so bad, is that you guys are so, like, put people
17:38in a fucking thing.
17:39I've been in the fucking box since I got here, bro.
17:42What the fuck are you saying?
17:43I just want to be myself.
17:45Like, fuck off.
17:46This beautiful day at the winery, and of course...
17:50Leave me the fuck alone, and let me do what I want to do.
17:59I had so much fun shooting golf at the range, but now I'm really ready to just kick back on
18:05the patio, have a couple pints, and just talk shit with the boys.
18:09Like, this is a good bonding day for all of us.
18:11Well, boys, you worked hard?
18:13100% sure.
18:14Cheers, boys.
18:15Cheers, boys.
18:15Cheers to the boys.
18:16Yes, sir.
18:18Oh, yeah.
18:20Oh, yeah.
18:21Let it out.
18:22This was definitely the most needed day.
18:24This is all we wanted.
18:26We don't have a sniff of what the girls are getting up to.
18:29Snooki, but I bet you they're having fun with what they're doing.
18:32Hopefully, you know, appreciating every second.
18:35I'm not the bitch you want to fuck with, though.
18:37Fuck you two, honestly.
18:38Okay, that's fine.
18:40You can leave.
18:41Thank you for keeping my fucking seat warm, bitch.
18:43I'm over it.
18:45It's all right.
18:46We're good.
18:46We're good.
18:47We're good.
18:48Y'all don't know how to drink wine.
18:50The Shore House is definitely not keeping it classy right now.
18:55Why would he, like, in front of everyone?
18:57I was having a good time.
18:58I was in a great news.
18:59Especially when Emmett is...
19:00In front of everybody.
19:02Especially when Ethan has already been an issue to you,
19:04and you're trying to figure that out.
19:05I just...
19:06That's exactly what I've been trying to say this whole time,
19:08and I'm gonna make it...
19:08It gives me too much anxiety.
19:09Like, I can't handle this.
19:09I'm giving you one sentence.
19:10One sentence, and I'm dropping it.
19:12When I got here...
19:13It gives me way too much anxiety.
19:14Like...
19:15Everyone put me in the same position.
19:16What you're being put in right now is what they did with me and Emmett.
19:19I didn't want...
19:20No, it's not the same!
19:20No, because you...
19:21Stop!
19:22Can you stop fucking relating everything back to yourself?
19:24No, because...
19:25Just stop!
19:25You think...
19:26This is the situation!
19:28Okay.
19:32I love Lila.
19:33All I'm saying is, like, yeah, I've been on the wine,
19:36but, like, if I have to be on the wine to tell you the fucking truth,
19:41bitches aren't you.
19:42Lila and Ethan are vibing.
19:44He has had lots to say about that situation the entire time.
19:48I thought you guys got over that.
19:49Yeah, but I told her I love what you do.
19:51Like, you know what?
19:52If you want to get drunk to Ethan...
19:53That is not what you said at fucking all, Chris.
19:55Then what did I fucking say?
19:56No, it was not.
19:57Don't fucking start with me.
19:59I was sitting there trying to have a good fucking time,
20:01and you started talking shit.
20:02I said, I don't want to do this right now.
20:03What was I talking shit about?
20:05I don't want to do this right now.
20:05That's sick!
20:07Clearly you can't handle it, and that's why you're walking away.
20:11You're my best friend in this house, and now I just want to go home.
20:15Okay, then do that.
20:17Oh.
20:18No, don't do that.
20:19You're a fucking asshole, Chris.
20:20Seriously.
20:22Bitch, you guys are too grown for this.
20:25I know.
20:25This is high school.
20:27I know how much Chris and Lila love each other, so seeing them like this, it sucks.
20:32It's hard.
20:32We're going to have arguments, but, like, let's get over it and just come together.
20:36Because I've been there, done that.
20:38It's not worth it.
20:40All right, well, I'll go find her.
20:41But I'm going to be so long here.
20:45Okay, so what the fuck happened?
20:47Chris, like, that's my person in the house.
20:50That's my best friend in the house.
20:50I know.
20:51I'm just like, if I had an issue with you, I would have brought it up to you.
20:55First of all, privately.
20:56Second of all, sober.
20:57What the fuck does it matter?
20:59Because you're his girl, so you guys are meatballs.
21:01You guys have fun at the club, whatever.
21:03You go to the bar.
21:04You come home, and then he wants to still hang out with you and be meatballs and fall asleep.
21:08But then you go to Ethan, and you guys make out.
21:11But then you always complain, like, oh, like, I don't want to be with him.
21:13Like, I don't even like him.
21:15In his mind, he's like, why do you keep leaving me for him?
21:18I'm not leaving nobody for nobody.
21:21The point is, he wants to hang out with you, and he's jealous.
21:23I think that's how he feels.
21:25He didn't say any of that to me.
21:27I know.
21:27He's a horrible communicator.
21:30But he's coming from a good place, because he does love you.
21:33Liva and Chris are literally the meatballs.
21:35I feel like they're having a little bit of a hiccup in their relationship.
21:39I talked to him for, like, three seconds.
21:40So I want them to talk it out and realize that they are besties, and then it's over with.
21:46I think you're being unfair to me.
21:48Yeah.
21:50I think you're being unfair.
21:55And I was having a really good time and a really good day, and then I don't know why you
21:59did that.
22:00And I think we're close enough that that could have been a private conversation.
22:04I don't know.
22:06I get what you're saying.
22:07Like, you are my best friend, and I care about you, like, literally the most.
22:13Like, the reason I'm here is because of you.
22:16Like, I have never in my life, I have a lot of best friends.
22:20None of my best friends have I felt, like, understand me the way that you do.
22:25I just don't want you to think that I fucking hate you.
22:28Yes, I fucking might hate the things that you fucking do.
22:32But, like, at the end of the day, I would not be fucking here if it wasn't for you.
22:36I'm only here because I fucking love you, and it fucking sucks.
22:42But, like, at the end of the day, like, bitch, look at me and look at you.
22:46I love you.
22:47Like, me and you are like me and you.
22:49Like a yin and yang.
22:51I don't know why I love Chris so much, I just do.
22:53I think both of us are very flawed individuals.
22:56Don't worry, me and Chris are friends again.
22:59I love all his flaws, and I think he loves 99% of mine.
23:04We guys good?
23:05Yeah, we're good.
23:07Did you guys enjoy your girls' day?
23:09Best day ever!
23:10Best day!
23:10Best day!
23:11I love these people, but we definitely know how to make a fucking shit show out of nothing.
23:16And in front of Snooki, embarrassing.
23:18Go us!
23:19Go girls!
23:24That was so much fucking fun.
23:25Let's do it again.
23:26Boys needed that.
23:27For sure.
23:27Oh, and nobody's here?
23:29No women.
23:30No women.
23:32Boys, let's fucking jump in the pool.
23:34The girls aren't home yet, but next thing we know...
23:37Snooki!
23:38Do you guys like wine?
23:40Snooki's coming back to the shorthouse on a boat.
23:43I left all the girls.
23:44They are a nightmare right now, so...
23:47No shit.
23:48Everyone's fighting.
23:49Really?
23:50No way.
23:51Poor Snooki here is trying to chill with you, and you guys are screaming at each other.
23:54Typical girls.
23:56We are not the problem!
23:57We knew it!
23:57Well, they're fighting because of you, so maybe you are the problem.
24:00Oh!
24:02Oh!
24:04Hmm.
24:05Two girls are fighting over me?
24:06No, relax.
24:07You're not that cool.
24:08It was probably Lila and Chris.
24:09Yeah.
24:10Boom.
24:11I'm that important of a subject that it's causing a ruckus.
24:14I'm flattered.
24:15But Giselle said such nice things.
24:19Did she say nice things about me?
24:20Hmm.
24:21Not me.
24:22It's crazy.
24:23Why did we all get scratched out?
24:24Wait.
24:25So if you were to bring her out to dinner, who would pay?
24:27Me.
24:28Snooki's literally telling me Giselle's talking about how I wouldn't pay for a date.
24:32She thought that I would make her pay.
24:34She's just wondering what's going to happen.
24:37I'm a little cheese because if I ask you out on a date, I'm going to pay for it.
24:41Why couldn't you have told me how you felt in the moment?
24:44Now I'm hearing it from Snooki.
24:45If you take her anywhere, I fucking pay for her.
24:47I will, though.
24:49Yeah, because she didn't know about that.
24:50When I hear little things like that, it's like, oh, nothing can ever be perfect.
24:55And I'm just not having it right now.
24:57Okay, so I brought the girls to a nice winery and I was like, okay, you guys are going to
25:01work today.
25:01They weren't working.
25:03I got them wasted.
25:04Let's go.
25:06Fuck.
25:09Bye, sweetie.
25:11Oh, the girls are back.
25:12Oh, it's happening.
25:12The girls get back and I don't know what to expect.
25:18That is it.
25:19The scale, yo.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:21You guys are hammered.
25:22You guys should not have a day like us.
25:25Our day was better.
25:26Our day was fucking better.
25:30Like, you sure?
25:32Snooki told us 10 minutes ago that it was a shit show.
25:35Who's telling the truth here?
25:37All right, so I love you guys.
25:39I hope you guys enjoyed the wine.
25:41I have to leave.
25:42We love you.
25:43Get your shit together.
25:44Be a family.
25:45You guys got this.
25:47Snooki's leaving and I think we're all super sad about it.
25:50We love you, Snooki.
25:51We love you so much.
25:52Get in here.
25:53Oh.
25:56Okay, run away.
25:57Run away with this one.
25:57Run.
25:58Snooki's probably thanking the Jesus that she's able to go.
26:01She probably is never going to come back.
26:02She might block us all on Instagram.
26:08Can I just say one thing?
26:10I think that we should all just fucking party the fuck up
26:14and live like to the fucking fullest.
26:16Wait, how are you still drunk?
26:18Bitch, how are you still here?
26:20Whoa.
26:21Chris.
26:22How was your day at school?
26:24Ah, the best day ever.
26:26We're all drinking wine.
26:27It's good.
26:28I'm chilling.
26:28I'm just talking to Isaiah right now.
26:30I was missing you though.
26:32But then I heard you was talking shit on me,
26:34saying I wouldn't pay the bill.
26:35It's crazy.
26:36Whoa there.
26:37I didn't say that.
26:38I said that you said that you would never trick on me
26:41and that's what I told the girls and I told Snooki.
26:44If I took you on a date right now, I'm paying the fuck?
26:47The fact that you even thought I wouldn't is fucked up.
26:49I don't like that.
26:50Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:51Cut it out, you two.
26:52Cut it out.
26:53Vibes are a little weird with Zay and Giselle.
26:55They're so close.
26:56Like they're locked in and they've been locked in
26:58at the short house.
26:59So I don't know what's going on right now.
27:02I don't want to cry at the show.
27:05I really don't.
27:06I'm going to stay right here.
27:07I fuck with Giselle.
27:08She's always been real respectful to me and understanding.
27:12But at this point right now, I don't even know if I know her.
27:16You know, I feel like, word, I really gave someone a part of me
27:19that didn't deserve it, you know?
27:21And that's why I never really do this.
27:22That's why I always put barriers up and put borders up
27:25and hold back on my emotions and self-sabotage.
27:30I want people to want me for who I am, not for what I got
27:34or what I can give them.
27:36Hello.
27:37What's up, Shani?
27:38Hi.
27:39Are you mad at me?
27:43Now you're not going to get this version of me.
27:45Now you got to work for it because you lost that.
27:48You really lost that.
27:50Yo, imagine you think I wouldn't pay for the bill.
27:52That is not, I said that.
27:54Crazy.
27:55You said you wouldn't check on me and that was a red flag
27:57because you never had to read it with that.
27:59Paying for the bill is not tricking on you.
28:00I'm not going to buy you a Birkin bag just because you bad.
28:03Do I look like I want a Birkin from you, sir?
28:05I'm just telling you, that's not tricking.
28:07That's respect.
28:08There's a difference between tricking and respect.
28:10Look at me right now.
28:11I grew up in Jamaica.
28:13I never had a dishwasher before.
28:14I used to wash clothes and I pan outside with soap and water.
28:17Do I look like I want a Birkin or a Chanel from you, sir?
28:21Do I look like I'm going to ask you, can I have a bag?
28:23Can I have a house?
28:23Can I have a car?
28:24I'm not that girl.
28:25I didn't expect you to be daddy fucking Warbucks, bitch.
28:33I mean, I don't got too much money.
28:34I'm going to tell you right now.
28:35That's why.
28:36I'm not made of money, gang.
28:37I'm not your little rapper.
28:39I may make music, but I'm not up yet, all right?
28:42As in, I have some weird energy.
28:45Like, I can feel it.
28:46I could cut it with a scissors.
28:49I don't like that energy at all.
28:53Kid, come here and fuck this bullshit, gang.
28:56Yeah.
28:56Yeah, you not feeling enough?
28:58That's not what I said.
29:01100% tension.
29:03For me, personally, like, I'd like to fix it, but right now, I'm not in a place where I could,
29:10like, fix it in a mature way.
29:11I'm petty.
29:13I'm going to walk away.
29:15Okay, bye.
29:16Okay.
29:17Okay.
29:17Okay, bye.
29:26Bye.
29:27I'm just making it easier, you know?
29:29I'm going to ease into the self-sabotage of me because at the end of the day, bro, like, I
29:35fuck with shorty heavy.
29:37But it's like, I got a lot more life to live before I start blocking in, you feel me?
29:43Emotions in the shore house are quite high right now.
29:45I blame it on the wine.
29:47Lila, come here.
29:48It's a bad idea to talk drunk because you're going to say things that you're going to regret the next
29:52day.
29:52Like, talk sober.
29:53You have clarity, friend.
29:54If I fuck with shorty and I'm spending money on her, that's not tricking.
29:58That's just respecting my shorty.
29:59Oh, I don't want to put in this conversation right now.
30:01You feel me?
30:02Lila, don't be scared.
30:03Actually, you know what?
30:04I got a lot to say.
30:05Uh-oh.
30:07Ugh.
30:08Here we go.
30:09You looked at Giselle and you said, I won't trick on you, though.
30:11You got to pay for your own plane ticket.
30:14Did you say those words?
30:15No.
30:16Yeah, I did.
30:17That's fucked.
30:18We all know Giselle.
30:19We all love her.
30:20She's been asking us advice given that Isaiah told her, oh, but by the way, you pay for
30:25your own plane ticket.
30:26And I know Giselle.
30:27She would have offered to pay for her own fucking flight.
30:29It's not about the money.
30:31It's about the fact you told her to her face.
30:33She's not worth the plane ticket.
30:35A girl like that?
30:38She's going to be done.
30:40You don't fucking say those words.
30:41She can be done.
30:42I'll go have fun at the club.
30:43That's what it come down to.
30:45I'm broke.
30:46I'm broke.
30:47I'm broke.
30:48So then say that.
30:49You made it seem like she wasn't worth it.
30:52You worth it in a way that made you look good and her look bad and I hate that.
30:57I was not trying to make her look bad.
30:59No.
30:59Yeah, you did.
31:01Listen, Lila, I love you, but like, I hate when other people get involved in my business.
31:06This ain't your place, gang.
31:08Isaiah?
31:08Yeah.
31:10That was a moment that I personally think came out of insecurity.
31:13You can't afford to fly her out.
31:14It's not insecure.
31:15I just admitted it.
31:17See, you don't got the money.
31:18Get on my face, little bit.
31:19You're going to yell at me and tell me that I'm broke.
31:21It's crazy.
31:22This is not getting fixed tonight.
31:24I didn't know.
31:24Guys, guys, we've all drank, guys.
31:26Just cut it out.
31:27If you're playing like a fighting game, Lila's spamming the fucking X button.
31:31She's punching.
31:32Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch.
31:33Just attack.
31:34Stop with your shit.
31:36Meanwhile, Isaiah's just staring at her being like, try me, try me, try me, try me.
31:40So it's two of the worst people ever to get into arguments, getting in arguments.
31:45Oh, my God.
31:46I can list to you a hundred other men who'd fly Giselle out.
31:50Yeah, they not me.
31:51So then you're done.
31:53You're cut.
31:54Next caller.
31:55Get out of here.
31:56I'll find a girl that want me for me and all my fucking money, though.
31:59No one wants you for your money.
32:01You don't have money, you idiot.
32:03She wants you and she knows you're bro.
32:05Yo, shut up, little bitch.
32:07Shut the fuck up.
32:08Please, love of God.
32:09Yo, Lila, real shit, shut your fucking big ass mouth.
32:12I'm not playing with you no more.
32:14I'm not fucking playing with you no more.
32:16Come do it.
32:16Shut your mouth.
32:17Let go.
32:17Let go.
32:18Let go.
32:18Let go.
32:18Let go.
32:19Let go.
32:19I can hear them screaming from here.
32:23Hurry.
32:24Bitch, don't fuck.
32:25What the fuck are they arguing right now?
32:27I was not privileged like you.
32:28I had to work for everything I got.
32:30You understand me?
32:31Nothing like you.
32:32You don't have to work for shit.
32:33You make one little call.
32:34You want to spit in my face with me.
32:35Your little daddy going blah, blah, blah.
32:37Do whatever you want.
32:38All right?
32:39All right.
32:39Me, I had to go to work.
32:40I had to live real shit for that.
32:41All right?
32:42I would never talk to someone.
32:44You understand me?
32:44Don't yell in my face like that.
32:45Real shit.
32:46I can hear everything from here, baby.
32:48I can hear everything from here.
32:49I'm honest.
32:50I'm not going to fly bitch out when I ain't got the money to fly.
32:53I'm a bitch.
32:54Bitch.
32:54I'm a bitch.
32:55My name is Giselle, not bitch.
32:57And I may be taking it to heart, but watch what the fuck you say.
33:01Y'all going to have me crash out.
33:02Crash out.
33:03Crash out.
33:04Crash out.
33:05You keep saying I'm going to crash out.
33:06I'm going to crash out on none of y'all.
33:07I'm going to do this.
33:08I'm going to do that.
33:08The only thing you've done so far is look down on me.
33:11And it makes me laugh.
33:12Lyna, he doesn't fucking get it.
33:13It's cool.
33:14Don't waste your breath.
33:15Because I'm about to get fucking mad right now.
33:17You're going to pick on the smallest person in the house?
33:19Do it then.
33:20I'm not picking on you.
33:21Yeah, do it.
33:22Do it.
33:22Do it.
33:24Done it.
33:26Done that shit.
33:30Bitch, shut the fuck up.
33:32Out my face with that bullshit.
33:34Out my face with that bullshit.
33:37Why is a 25-year-old grown man arguing with a 20-year-old woman?
33:42Finish the conversation.
33:43It's done now.
33:44You are so insecure right now.
33:46Lyla.
33:46I'm actually about to crash the fuck out right now.
33:49Oh, my God.
33:50Chill, chill, chill, chill.
33:51Chill.
33:52I'm so fucking pissed off.
33:53You're lucky we're talking to Lyla.
33:55Because if it was me, you'd be crying right now.
33:57Don't talk to women like that.
33:59I don't give a fuck.
33:59Chill, bro.
34:00Chill.
34:01Chill, chill, chill.
34:01You're here defending me and you're saying shit.
34:04It's not tricking.
34:06It's our Giselle.
34:08Giselle's not a trick.
34:10She's a good girl.
34:12Thank you for defending me.
34:13Tonight was mayhem.
34:15Chaos.
34:16Total gong show.
34:17Don't touch me.
34:19I think everyone just needs to go to bed and you can have a conversation tomorrow.
34:22And then afterwards, I hope we forget about it and move on.
34:25Fingers crossed.
34:27Oh, my God.
34:39What happened?
34:40I missed her.
34:41The drama level in the house is crazy.
34:46I don't know what the fuck they're fighting over.
34:48All I know is that everyone needs to sleep, drink water, and not drink so much.
34:54And just think about their actions tonight.
34:56Good night, boys.
34:57Love you all.
34:59Love you guys.
35:00Clock at it.
35:01Yeah.
35:05Yeah.
35:08Yeah.
35:12Yeah.
35:15Yeah.
35:15I legit couldn't sleep with eggs.
35:16I was so excited.
35:17Baby Kiki was born today.
35:20It's my fucking birthday.
35:22I feel older.
35:24I really do.
35:2523 is huge.
35:27Does that mean I'm in my mid-20s?
35:28No.
35:29Early.
35:30Oh.
35:32Mid-20s.
35:34Oh.
35:43I was blitzed as fuck when I walked into the house.
35:45I can tell you that.
35:46I was pretty blitzed last night, too.
35:48So what happened with you and Lila, though?
35:50You screamed at Lila, because that's when I remember someone saying you screamed at Lila.
35:54She was pretty much just telling me, you broke, you insecure, you don't deserve Giselle.
35:58When I get a little lit and people start coming at me, I don't take it very well.
36:03So I knew this was going to happen.
36:07I'm not surprised.
36:09I want to have a conversation with Giselle and see where her head's really at.
36:14And Lila, I'm going to talk with her, too.
36:17You want to chat with me?
36:18Sure.
36:20Let's go, like, sit somewhere.
36:21Okay.
36:23We're going to see how that goes.
36:24I don't want no issues with you, especially when it's not, like, our issue.
36:28I respect you looking out for her, though.
36:31I am very protective of the girls in the house.
36:35And so, to me, when it's a girl like Giselle, beyond just the way she looks, there's so much in
36:43there, so much depth, I think.
36:46And, I don't know, that rubbed me the complete wrong way.
36:49And I think I should have had a conversation with you, first of all, when we weren't drinking.
36:53Second of all, completely privately.
36:55That was my complete screw-up.
36:56The way I did it was wrong.
36:57And that was my fault.
36:59At the end of the day, do I stand by some of what I said?
37:02Yes.
37:02Giselle has her own money.
37:04She can fly herself out.
37:05She wouldn't have asked you to buy her plane ticket.
37:08But now, she knows that you wouldn't have even offered.
37:12Do you know what I'm saying?
37:15I know what you're saying.
37:16I wasn't even trying to devalue her.
37:18I'm just, yeah, you're right.
37:20I know what it feels like as a woman to maybe sort of feel like men see relationships as transactional.
37:29That's hurtful to hear.
37:31That's true.
37:32Yeah.
37:33I don't know.
37:34I'm gonna figure it out.
37:35I'm gonna talk to her.
37:35We gotta see where it goes.
37:37But I ain't got no problems with you.
37:39And I'm sorry about what I said.
37:42I just can't have nobody yelling at me like that, bro.
37:44I still love Isaiah.
37:46It felt good to apologize to each other and kind of just forget about it.
37:51And just remember, we love each other and we need to stick together.
37:54And also, Toronto to Calgary, like, I don't think it costs that much.
37:58Okay.
37:59We're good?
38:00Yeah, we're good.
38:01Okay.
38:02Lila, we had a good conversation.
38:04I don't take nothing to heart, so I think we'll be fine.
38:08But I still feel terrible about how last night went between me and Giselle.
38:15You good?
38:16Yeah, I'm all right, I guess.
38:18I don't know.
38:18I could've just not said a little comment and that whole fight wouldn't have been a thing.
38:24I put myself in a bad spot.
38:25I feel like I just, I set myself back with Giselle a little bit though.
38:30Oh.
38:30I think I fucked up.
38:32Uh-oh.
38:34But, uh, I usually fuck up, you know?
38:36I'm really good at fucking up.
38:39Isaiah, don't say that.
38:40With the Giselle and Isaiah fight, I think it's more like they both are recognizing
38:44that they have some deep feelings, and I think with that comes, for Isaiah, some self-sabotage,
38:49which I do the same thing, so I don't judge him for it.
38:52Now we're just in a weird spot.
38:54Nothing that can't be fixed.
38:56If you can't fix it, it's just for the one conversation, you know?
38:59I'm just hoping that, um, we can get back to the way things work.
39:14Yay!
39:15Yeah, girl, gotta get our nails done!
39:17It's Keith's birthday, so we're gonna go to the nail salon, get some manicures and pedicures and facials.
39:23Have a little girl day.
39:24What was he saying?
39:25So, he was basically trying to explain to me that, like, he knew at some point he was gonna fuck
39:29this up,
39:30and then he feels like he did, and I can tell he has a lot of remorse.
39:32I can see it in his eyes and stuff, like, but that does not mean that you need to forgive
39:36anything.
39:37I'm feeling very annoyed.
39:39We could do that whole friends and hook up thing, which, like, sounds great.
39:41That's how I usually do it, but, like, I...
39:42Riley, there's something about your voice today.
39:46Send me off a little bit.
39:50Nice.
39:51Okay, so that was, like, the first conversation, basically.
39:54He likes you so much that it's terrifying him.
39:56If you're a person like that, you're moving through the world just, like, with your eyes closed,
40:00you're not growing and you're not learning, and that's what most men do is they just shut off their emotions.
40:04It's Kiera's birthday, and y'all are in the back consistently yapping about Isaiah and all that bullshit.
40:11Oh, God.
40:12He's feeling like he needs to protect me.
40:14Can we summarize this a little bit?
40:15Yeah.
40:16Are you getting what I'm saying?
40:16I don't know where this is going.
40:17Oh, my God, it was so annoying.
40:20We just need silence.
40:21Get me in that fucking salon.
40:27Hey.
40:28What up, gang?
40:28While the girls are at the nail salon, the guys and I have our own little plan.
40:33Am I the only one excited about that?
40:35Bro, this will actually be hilarious as fuck.
40:37We have a big surprise for Key's birthday tonight, and I do not think these girls are ready.
40:42Don't have to get crazy.
40:44I just think that we need to be hot, sexy, X-rated.
40:48X-rated.
40:50The chicks have no idea, like, what we're about to pull out for Key's birthday.
40:54Trust me, we got some chicks up our sleeve.
40:56White shirt, black pants.
40:57Black and white, let's do it.
40:59This is going to be so iconic.
41:01I don't want to ruin the surprise, but it's going to be very unexpected.
41:04I'll say that.
41:05All right, fellas.
41:06Let's get going.
41:08Let's go.
41:09Put on your dancing shoes, boys.
41:12Get that boys some pom-poms.
41:18Yeah, it's a good day.
41:20Hey.
41:22Yay.
41:24Everyone better be on their best behavior tonight.
41:26Well, it's your birthday.
41:27No one's allowed to clock you.
41:30You're allowed to clock whoever you want, and no one's allowed to get mad because it's
41:33your birthday.
41:33Everyone has to compliment you.
41:35Fair.
41:35Five times each, at the very least.
41:37I love your hairstyle today.
41:39Thanks, babe.
41:41I don't think I could have asked for a better start to my birthday.
41:44Like, just being with the girls, relaxing, drinking mimosas, chatting.
41:49They've been just making me feel like such a queen today, and I love them so much for
41:53it.
41:53It's been so amazing.
41:54Thank you so much.
42:00I'm really curious to see what the boys have been doing when we get back to the house.
42:04Do we think the guys decorated anything?
42:07I want to see balloons and streamers in the house, and there's no balloons.
42:10I wonder if they did anything.
42:12I don't love to expect a lot from people, but I mean, I don't know.
42:16Like, please don't fuck this up, Bauer.
42:23The boys better be decorating the place better than you see in fucking magazines for Kiara's
42:29birthday.
42:30Because what else are they doing with this time they have?
42:32The fresh dogs are on the pavement.
42:35The fresh feet.
42:42Where's the balloons?
42:45Oh.
42:47Where are they?
42:48Hello?
42:50Boys.
42:51Nothing?
42:52There's no boys either.
42:53We don't even, where are they?
42:54Where are the balloons?
42:55Wait, there's not even boys.
42:57I feel like they're not even here.
42:58Guys, there's nothing.
42:59They did nothing.
43:01Okay, I guess Keisha just go fuck herself then.
43:04Guess the guys don't care about her birthday.
43:06What's happening?
43:08There's no note or anything?
43:10I thought maybe like a note somewhere.
43:12I'm kind of pissed off really, because it's my birthday.
43:15What the fuck?
43:16I definitely expected something.
43:19Like one balloon would be quite nice.
43:22Nothing.
43:22They didn't even leave a note.
43:24Assholes.
43:25I'm gonna fucking lose my shit.
43:29Where the fuck are they?
43:31Happy fucking birthday.
43:35Next time on Canada Shore.
43:37Someone's at the door.
43:39Hi.
43:40Whoa, hi.
43:40I'm a psychic medium.
43:43No, I don't trust that.
43:44The psychic comes in and the whole vibe change.
43:48Fuck!
43:48Get out of my train!
43:51She's gonna eat my energy, bro.
43:53She may be a witch casting spells on these people.
43:57Chris is trying to make drama.
43:58Cheers to being the most hated bitches in the club.
44:01Chris looks like an absolute piece of fucking shit.
44:05You're so insecure.
44:06Bring her!
44:07Bring her, bitch!
44:08Bring her!
44:25I like the taste of your tongue.
44:34I like the taste of your tongue.
44:41I like the taste of your tongue.