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00:13Previously on House of Villains, Ashley, Paul, and Johnny are overconfident and cocky.
00:19This is going to be a boring season if it's just like a three-person podium of power and
00:24control over there.
00:25I feel good.
00:26Do we put somebody bad on their team?
00:29Yeah, maybe.
00:30This is our battle royale challenge.
00:34Orange team made up of Paul, Kate, and Ashley.
00:37My job is to sabotage.
00:42What?
00:43Bring the thing over here.
00:44Bring it to me.
00:46It can't be obvious that I'm sabotaging.
00:48Now you need to stand up and throw.
00:51That is it!
00:53Orange has won!
00:56Shit.
00:57I'm trying to lose, and I'm still winning.
00:59You will find a trio of stuffed monkeys somewhere in the bounce house.
01:04She got it.
01:04Kate got it!
01:05I won, you fucking assholes.
01:07Yeah, we're fucked.
01:09Do you have an idea?
01:10Paul and Johnny, because you did it to me.
01:13And candidates for the empty three spot?
01:15Ashley, and Tyson, I can't trust him.
01:18You are a strong competitor.
01:21You're someone that I feel like I want to align myself with.
01:24Okay.
01:25You're not in any kind of alliance with New York?
01:28No.
01:30Us laying low as a duo is the best strategy.
01:35Why did you say as a duo when you have a duo with Tom?
01:39You really feel like you're getting sick?
01:41Oh, no.
01:42It's nothing.
01:42I've got some chills, but I am fine.
01:46Kate, who are you going to piss off first?
01:49I nominated Johnny.
01:51Ashley.
01:51Paul.
01:53Check out the big brains on Kate over there.
01:56Try to smile once in a while.
01:58It will literally loosen your asshole a little bit.
02:11Kate putting up Johnny, Paul, and Ashley was a real gangsta movie.
02:15Because she's throwing a grenade at the orange room.
02:17She's not just breaking them apart.
02:19She's blowing them the fuck up.
02:21We're going to do the Redemption Challenge.
02:22One of us is going to be safe, and then one of us is going to go home.
02:24Yeah.
02:25It doesn't make a difference.
02:26I'm depressed.
02:27Fuck.
02:28End of an era.
02:30That was genius on your part.
02:32Yeah, I know.
02:32Oof.
02:33That was so good.
02:34That was, like, so cool.
02:36Oh, thanks.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Ashley, Johnny, and Paul have been so rude to me.
02:42And the truth is, I had to hate people before my villain could come out.
02:47But she's here.
02:48And it's so fun.
02:50Am I in the pub?
02:55Oh, my God, my body.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:01I'm so sick that I'm not even distraught that I'm on the hit list.
03:05Because, honestly, nothing has got better throughout today.
03:08My body has chills.
03:10I'm freezing cold.
03:11But don't worry, because I'm also pouring sweat from every orifice.
03:15Oh, God, I feel like I've been vomit, seriously.
03:23Hey, Ashley, are you in there?
03:25Me?
03:26Yes.
03:26I just want to let you know that Kate agreed to let you spend the night in a super balance
03:30loose night.
03:30You want to lock me in there?
03:32No, I just want you to get some rest and feel better.
03:35We're going to have a doctor come and check in with you tomorrow.
03:39I'm temporarily...
03:42Moving out?
03:43Because Ashley's sick.
03:45Oh, my God, it's cold.
03:48But I think I might want to move back in if that's okay.
03:51You might what?
03:52Move back in?
03:53When she's done.
03:53No, I'm good, I'm good.
03:54I need the workout.
03:56Kate.
03:58We're going to do this.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Listen, Tyson, what you don't realize is you are this close to being on the hit list.
04:05It was Tom that actually saved you.
04:07But I don't think Tom should trust Tyson, because Tyson is not riding hard for Tom.
04:14Honey, I'm home.
04:15Hello?
04:17Lucy?
04:18Ethel?
04:19Man, I'm so lit right now.
04:22Are you?
04:22I only have four sips.
04:24This one's going to be even better.
04:25I'm getting the hang of it now.
04:27You are looking like you're in your zone, dude.
04:29Got to be ready at all times.
04:37Once again, I don't get to talk to my kids, because it's too late.
04:41No.
04:42It sucks.
04:44Oh, fuck, Ashley.
04:45These chargers are not here no more.
04:47Everything's so quick.
04:49Do you have a USB-C?
04:52Nice.
04:54I could not be kidding me.
04:58It usually works faster.
05:02Told you.
05:08On Survivor, I would pull a lot of pranks and be sneaky, but coming into this house, I had
05:12to be more careful, because people recognize I'm a threat.
05:15Although now that I'm not on the hit list, I can at least make everyone uncomfortable.
05:23God, I'm hilarious.
05:25Do you ever, like, sometimes just lay awake at night and think about how cool we are?
05:32Yeah, man.
05:34Yeah, man.
05:42It's so hot.
05:52I'm from Florida.
05:54I do not sleep without air conditioning.
05:56It is so hot, I am considering sleeping outside.
06:00That's where we're at.
06:08Well, what do we have here?
06:13Basically, the nuclear codes.
06:18There's a clear list signed by Ashley, and I'm pretty sure she's written down her allies
06:22on the left side.
06:23The Orange Room and Tyson, and her opponents on the right side.
06:28But Tom is in the middle, so clearly he's excluded from that side of the house, which
06:34means he should not trust Tyson.
06:36Dear diary, today I found your notebook, and I'm going to use it against you.
06:50Why am I keep touching this shit?
06:56Hey, birdies.
06:58Hey, little birdies.
07:00Tell me if you can see this snake on the wall.
07:03Whoa, that's cool.
07:05Yeah.
07:06It's giant.
07:07Oh, this is my friend, New York.
07:10She's the HBIC.
07:12What's the HBIC?
07:14That's what I keep asking myself.
07:28Give me a little spray.
07:29A little spritz.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh-huh.
07:32A little bit here.
07:32A little bit here.
07:33A little bit here.
07:34Done.
07:34Let's go.
07:46All right, cheese dicks.
07:47I'm going to need you all to meet me downstairs in 30 minutes.
07:51Yes, Johnny.
07:52Yes, that means you, Tom.
07:53Stop flat ironing your fucking hair for a second.
07:55Johnny!
07:56And New York.
07:57What?
07:57Grab your can of gasoline, because I think I know someone that you're going to want to
08:01light on fire and torch.
08:02That's right.
08:0330 minutes downstairs.
08:05Daddy's home.
08:06All right, Daddy.
08:07You didn't take a long time in the shower.
08:09You want a shower?
08:10No, no, no.
08:11Just, you're good, bro.
08:14Do you want to come down by yourself?
08:15Yeah, I'm going to be down.
08:16You know it'll take me about five or ten minutes.
08:18You know I'll be down.
08:18Okay, see you down there.
08:20Sometimes she just likes to warm up.
08:22Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:23Yeah, she's just, like, warming up.
08:29I love watching her process.
08:32It's so great.
08:34Has anyone seen where Ashley is?
08:37Not at all today.
08:38I haven't seen her in a while.
08:40Same.
08:41Since Hit List, actually.
08:42I mean, she's been hella sick.
08:46Oh, wow!
08:47Oh, wow!
08:48No, no, no.
08:49I'm not going for this.
08:50Wow!
08:51I feel like I'm home.
08:52What you mean?
08:53You ain't supposed to be here.
08:55I love what you've done with the place, New York.
08:56Thank you very much.
08:58At least somebody respects it.
09:00Ah, look at our girl.
09:01I know.
09:02Tanisha, I love it.
09:03I know.
09:03Johnny Bananas is still the same saber-toothed, hammer-headed bastard he was back in season
09:10one.
09:10You said New York is loud and stupid.
09:12I heard you say that.
09:13No, I didn't.
09:14Now you're making stuff up.
09:15What are you talking about?
09:16I heard you.
09:18Oh, .
09:20All right, I got it.
09:21Who wrote this note?
09:23It wasn't me, and I'm not going to be blamed for it.
09:26But I'm not going to lie.
09:28The glow-up, something's different about Bananas.
09:31I don't know what he did different.
09:32Maybe it was a little gray he had going on.
09:35It looked nice.
09:36Ladies and gentlemen, villains of all flavors.
09:40Well, we've got some business to attend to.
09:41What does that mean?
09:42As you can see, we're down a person.
09:44Ashley, she has been sick.
09:49She's been rushed to urgent care.
09:50I'm just going to recommend we just send you out to urgent care.
09:54Sound like a good idea?
09:55Yeah?
09:55Okay.
09:58Doctors have diagnosed her with an incredibly, incredibly scary and infectious disease.
10:05Johnorrhea?
10:06It affects the Middlebrook region.
10:10Johnorrhea?
10:10Sounds like somebody that was named Johnny might have gave it to her.
10:13Johnorrhea?
10:14I think so.
10:14I'd have to consult ChatGPT.
10:23But unfortunately, guys, she is sick.
10:25She has been removed from the game.
10:28No way.
10:30What?
10:31Mr. Bananas, are you dead ass?
10:32Seriously?
10:33She has been removed.
10:34Oh, my goodness.
10:36That's bad.
10:37Fuck.
10:38Couldn't it have been Tyson or Tom that just ceased to exist in the House of Villains?
10:42Why does it have to be somebody who is a genuine ally of mine?
10:45So, there that goes.
10:47Ashley, gone.
10:48This is fucking bananas.
10:49And I'm not talking Johnny.
10:51It's called the Curveball.
10:52Hello.
10:53But guys, the show must go on.
10:55Okay?
10:56I'm here, obviously, to host a redemption challenge.
10:58And as we know, a redemption challenge needs three villains.
11:03I don't know what's going on, but I'm freaking out.
11:06I'm freaking out.
11:07Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
11:12Wow.
11:13All right, Kate.
11:14Judgment time.
11:15Who are you adding to the hit list and why?
11:18Sometimes God is on my side when I'm facing assholes.
11:22I was extremely lucky to find that journal.
11:25I'm also extremely lucky that Ashley is leaving the game.
11:29Because now I get to nominate a fourth person and use her list to do it.
11:35In honor of Ashley, I'm going to let Ashley in her absence choose.
11:39How is she going to do that?
11:40Because I actually found a list that she made.
11:44She signed it.
11:45Her handwriting.
11:46Wow.
11:47Wow.
12:16On this side is New York, Christine, Drita, Plain, Kate.
12:22In the middle is Tom with a question mark.
12:25and on this side is johnny paul ash and tyson now since ashley is gone we're going to take
12:33the next name from the list tyson wow yeah just actually tell me just give it to you look at
12:40it
12:40tom okay this is crazy seeing this note with my name in the middle has definitely put me on
12:48high alert but the biggest thing i can do right now is protect tyson in this redemption challenge
12:54and then i can get to the bottom of this later it's ashley's i'm feeling like i'm in the hot
13:00seat
13:00because last week ashley was writing down all the names of the villains in the house basically just
13:05exposing our thoughts as far as alliances in the house i have real concerns where tom is really
13:10with us he has to stay with us because we have the numbers has to i don't know girl that's
13:17all
13:18the girls on the same side is that real yeah can i see it oh my god all right so
13:25the hit list is set
13:26johnny paul and tyson wow nice i know where i stand now with kate maybe even the whole house
13:34and it sucks i didn't have any time to prepare or get my head straight for a redemption challenge
13:40but i'm going to do everything i can to get my name off the hit list boys tighten up your
13:47diaper
13:47pins because we're about to start your redemption challenge the name of your redemption challenge
13:52is minion impossible
13:57a true villain can get others to do their bidding for them so here's how it's going to work each
14:05round
14:05is going to consist of a dare and each dare will be worth a certain amount of points based on
14:10how
14:10crazy the dare is now the crazier the task the higher the point value once i tell you what the
14:17dare is it's your job to find a villain in the house aka a minion to do the dare on
14:23your behalf
14:24if they complete the dare you get the points and oh yeah if no one wants to do your bidding
14:29we're going to allow you to do one of the dares yourself so choose wisely at the end the villain
14:35with the most points wins and is off the hit list you have necklaces here look at these beautiful
14:41bastards cute when you find someone to do a dare for you you give them your minion medallion
14:46and that makes them your minion for that round paul that's yours
14:53pyson and johnny thank you sir i don't really have many allies left who can help me because my fate
15:00is not in my hands it's in the hands of other villains and honestly i don't know where those
15:04hands have been all right round one is going to be called water where for one point you must
15:10convince someone to jump in the pool fully clothed
15:17shop it around i'm not sitting here what uh-uh you have two minutes to find your minion
15:23all right come on guys i'm not even joking i'll do everything in my power to repay you for all
15:30this shit i promise you you better johnny needs me not just because he's my friend in this house
15:36but i also want to help him win this redemption challenge and defeat tyson so we could vote his
15:41ass out survive this tyson will you say fuck it oh my god let's do this one i don't want
15:49to do
15:49you got this because it's going to get worse and i'd rather do the worst things in this challenge the
15:54hitlisters can only do one of the tasks for themselves so strategically it's better to have
15:59the minions do some of the earlier tasks first because they're only going to get progressively
16:04weirder harder more difficult if i get a hair tie i will do it can we get a hair tie
16:09i have self
16:11tanner on i did my makeup today and this hair can last me another week so me getting in the
16:18pool
16:18is a really big deal but i'm thinking paul is a serious competitor and if paul wins the redemption
16:26he will be my bitch no you can now run you got this come on cannonball cannonball
16:48yes christine why are they rolling you out come on you got it christine you got it
16:55so heavy round two for one point wear whatever the f i say what the hell is this
17:04you want dry clothes i'll do it cool you get a little dry clothes yeah a second
17:08hey hey you do it yeah i will
17:15i don't want tyson to win the redemption challenge because if tyson comes back into the house he's
17:21gonna want to retaliate so i don't mind helping anyone because frankly i don't really care who
17:27wins all i care is that it's not tyson minions come on up okay this is perfect do this one
17:36yeah thank you all right you got your outfits picked go change
17:59i'm not gonna lie tom looks so fucking cute in this maid outfit i wouldn't mind watching tom clean my
18:09room for me as i lay in bed you look great i feel great you can try clothes yeah all
18:16right
18:16this round you are going to be given two options to choose from and then it's up to you to
18:22decide
18:22which one you want to convince people to do option one kiss and tell pick a minion and make out
18:30with
18:30them for 30 seconds what i really want tyson to win but absolutely no way i have a girlfriend like
18:41hell no what's the second choice or my personal favorite a banana eating contest
18:49yay all minions who compete in this will have five minutes to eat as many bananas as they can
18:58now in five minutes the minion to eat the most bananas wins the points wins that round this means
19:06that not everyone is going to be guaranteed the two points if they do this challenge you have two
19:12minutes to find your minion go i'm thinking like christine look i know you got a boyfriend at home
19:20but we're playing a game here what's a kiss absolutely not johnny i see what you're doing the answer was
19:27no
19:28is no and will always be no i'll stuff my face with bananas much rather do that none of you
19:35love bananas
19:36bananas do you what's the catch i know oh as many as i can more than other people yeah i
19:44mean
19:44fucking i all right i'll do it for you yeah i can try yeah i'll fucking try yeah yeah yeah
19:51yeah okay
19:52i'm married i love my wife but i'm certain to get two points for the make out that's guaranteed
19:58the bananas only one person comes out with points so the safe bet for me right now is i need
20:06to do
20:06the make out and stay on par with points come on guys did you make out or no well with
20:12you yeah
20:14for 30 seconds yeah is your wife gonna be all right with that yeah it's you new york do it
20:20you good
20:21yeah okay i know that tyson is married and i have a fiance but at the same time tyson has
20:28kept me safe in
20:29game so it's time to pucker up on the mouth for 30 seconds in three two one go
20:51so i'm kissing new york which means due to the transitive property i'm making out with flavor
20:58flavor flavor yeah boy in three two one eat your bananas come on christine you got it yes ladies
21:07you got it let's go come on down the hatches nice nice christine christine's in the lead
21:13nice christine look for a little guy next time two and two it's neck and neck
21:18ladies oh my gosh five four three two one mother dad yeah yeah new york you have great lips
21:34oh my god four three two one yeah thank you jrita oh my goodness thank you johnny gets two points
21:47and then uh we have tyson two points man nothing to uh paul you put up a goose egg that
21:54round
21:55sorry about that thank you for trying christine never in a million years did i think that the end of
22:00my
22:00house of villains gameplay would be because of somebody's banana eating abilities or lack thereof
22:07step it up all right two options five points the first one is going to be called ratatouille
22:15fuck you have to find a minion to keep their bare feet in a box of rats you buy it
22:22for one full
22:23minute real rats yes real ones option two eight-legged facial find a villain to lay down and have a
22:31tarantula crawl on their face for one minute i love tarantula yeah come on i love tarantula come on guys
22:39and he wouldn't i love tarantula find your minions i'm just sitting here i might as well just help paul
22:44earn some of these points i love spiders i'll do the right you'll be okay with it yes i think
22:49it's
22:49pretty clear that i don't like johnny very much but the only reason any of us are helping any of
22:54these
22:54guys out is because two of them are coming back in the house and we have to continue playing the
22:58game
22:58with them i've got to keep up appearances kate you're doing ratatouille or are you doing the
23:04eight-legged facial i'll be taking ratatouille today i'm already a black little spider oh you're
23:10gonna put a spider on your face why not all right tom what are we doing ratatouille or eight-legged
23:14facial uh i'm gonna do ratatouille all right bring in the rats come on guys
23:21you got it kate tom i can't tell if that's the smell of your feet or the rats man but
23:25love you
23:26tom it's just a little boo it's just a little boo oh you got it new york don't open your
23:35mouth
23:35there he goes it's okay those are just eyelashes those aren't your brethren
23:41oh no you're good new york he likes you to get through this spider task i am just literally
23:48checked out right now at a spa i'm getting a manicure a pedicure a full body massage i am in
23:57ecstasy
24:02oh my god wow wow wow three two one ratatouille
24:12scratch that i don't want to look oh there's a turd mask in between my clothes look at that
24:22i'm pretty sure that's how the plague started now it is time for the main event just a little
24:27reminder johnny tyson paul you have not yet chosen to do a challenge for yourselves this is the final
24:33round you complete this round you will bank 10 points and it is called super worm now
24:42find a minion to lie down in a box and have super worms poured all over them and you have
24:49to stay
24:49there for one minute find your minion all right found him wow stepping up to your last round boys
24:57i'm not in a good position you know what i'm just praying that somehow johnny and tyson can't
25:03complete this task because that's really the only way that i can catch up
25:11find your minion let's go yeah
25:19so now we're at the last task and even though i could do it at this point johnny and i
25:24are tied
25:25and tom and i are thinking that maybe the tie breakers whoever has a minion do the most tasks
25:31for them wow i don't really know how the internet feels about tom's commitment issues but this man
25:36is clearly very committed to tyson if this was a house of minions tom would be the winner
25:40that's so generous release the worms
25:56it stinks damn they're biting me i'm not gonna lie johnny this is probably more sanitary than being
26:03on low island there's thousands and thousands of worms and these worms are biting me every second
26:11all over my body i'm sorry tyson but i don't think i can do this they're biting my fucking neck
26:18they're sucking on your chain and one is in my ass crack
26:24it's actually agonizing
26:28i'm trembling like i'm shaking for real come on johnny i can do this i'm just counting the seconds
26:34just trying to get through it oh shit five fuck you god damn it
26:38three two one tie where'd it go paul how do i get out
26:47bro it's in my crotch it's in my ass
26:52get this guy out of here please it's so gross
26:55all right at the end we have a tie johnny and tyson tied with 19
27:01paul you're at 17. this news is very hard to break to you but you can no longer win this
27:05challenge
27:06it sucks it sucks because this could be it for me i don't know how a winner is going to
27:11be actually
27:11decided between tyson and johnny but i'm rooting for my boy johnny to win so that we both have a
27:16chance to stay in the game this week you think i was going to let the two of you walk
27:19away tied
27:20absolutely not we're going to be doing a tiebreaker i hope you're fucking hungry
27:25what in the holy moment it's moment holy fuck holy shit oh my god i quit the show
27:48what in the holy moment it's moment it's moment it's moment it's moment i'd like to introduce all of you
27:54to these live hornworms
27:55holy fuck holy shit oh my god which leads us to the name of this tiebreaker
28:00horny for you
28:05you're going to eat as many live hornworms as you can one at a time in one minute
28:12whoever eats the most wins and is off the hit list
28:18all right guys look how big they are
28:23three two one eat
28:28oh my god
28:34i love gummy worms so i'm looking at these worms like i'm eating candy
28:38but gummy worms don't move they don't have horns on them
28:42so the gummy worm mind trick it's not working right now it's disgusting
28:47they're squirting
28:50they're popping their skin is so tough it's like gnawing on a tough piece of beef jerky
28:56johnny who got them
28:59how far will you go for a chance to win $200,000
29:05i have limits
29:16200k is on the line i am not losing this challenge
29:20oh my god
29:31Tyson you have won the redemption challenge and you are off the hit list
29:38all right Tyson go give new york a kiss
29:42go give new york a kiss
29:47you guys are crazy bro
29:49it really sucks because paul and i have been working together from the beginning
29:52and we're both still on the hit list so one of us is going to have to go home
29:56paul and johnny you're still fucked
30:00i'm not gonna lie it's gonna be nice to have my own room once paul's out of here
30:04i love you paul but i gotta stay buddy
30:06wow you guys are sick in the head
30:10i feel traumatized
30:12me too
30:13oh my god i can't believe they ate that
30:17man Tyson really i mean
30:19did you see him
30:19he's a massive fucking competitor
30:22Tyson is a monster villain
30:24he was eating a worm with horns and scales like it was popcorn
30:29and now everyone knows who's making alliance with him
30:32so everyone's gonna be gunning for Tyson
30:34i would love to know how he got Tommy to be his bitch
30:40you mind if i shower bro
30:42go ahead bro i already showered
30:43i'm all fucked up man
30:45wait bro
30:45what's up bro
30:46real quick let me brush my teeth bro i got warm in my teeth
30:49go ahead g
30:50now i'm stuck on the fucking hit list with my only ally left in the game johnny
30:54this sucks because one of us is inevitably gonna go home
30:57and honestly i don't feel great about my odds
30:59because johnny had his designated minion drita
31:02and me i had to fight for the scraps
31:04i'm super nervous but i'm gonna try to work some magic here
31:07it's been fun my boy
31:09it's been real homie
31:11how you doing bro
31:12good bro
31:13is paul in here too
31:14yeah
31:14the girls are totally playing us
31:16i think they're way tighter than we give them credit for
31:18clearly i'm in a fucking shit situation
31:21yeah
31:21because obviously
31:22either me or paul's going wrong
31:23tom hasn't said anything
31:26i'm gonna convince him
31:28the tpu i appreciate it
31:29i kind of want to see paul go home more than johnny
31:33because i've seen so many things on twitter
31:35about what a mastermind paul is
31:36and just because i'm petty
31:38i would love for him to just go right now
31:41for me that's almost enough
31:43that was a good win
31:44good win
31:45big respect dude
31:46you too bro
31:50mr bananas
31:51you guys know this is my old room
31:52that was my old bed
31:53stop
31:54yeah
31:54really
31:55we used to have a spaceman in the corner
31:58my agent said they don't do this shit on this show
32:01your agent lied
32:03honestly
32:04you guys are awesome man for real
32:05you guys did man
32:08you guys really did that shit
32:10like i'm so fucking impressed by that
32:18new york does his tongue look swollen
32:19take a look at that
32:20it's just
32:21it looks normal
32:22does it look more or less swollen than when uh it was in your mouth an hour
32:25it was never in my mouth this is a married man
32:28unbelievable
32:29see how bananas comes in here and causes trouble
32:31unreal
32:39hold on it's cold
32:41stop embarrassing me in front of my friends
32:51i'll see you later
33:00why don't we go with my runner
33:02okay
33:03there's a lot of things going on in my head right now
33:06i mean obviously i'm super relieved and excited that tyson is off the hit list
33:12but i need to revisit this notebook that kate found
33:16on this side is new york christine trita plain kate
33:21in the middle is tom with a question mark
33:24and on this side is johnny paul ash and tyson
33:28i feel like i trust tyson the most here but
33:31i don't want to look stupid
33:33i just want to ask you something
33:35yes
33:35when you brought this to me
33:37yep
33:39your story
33:40i mean i'm just saying from at face value
33:43it sounds a little
33:44weird
33:45weird
33:45you're sharing a notebook
33:47tom
33:48i'm not good at lying
33:49neither am i
33:50you're not
33:51you have been good to me
33:53and frankly i don't have the energy
33:55to craft some huge scheme
33:57but i'll tell you
33:58tyson was not
34:00including you in anything
34:03has he promised to take you to the end
34:05because
34:05yeah
34:06oh well
34:07he's making that deal with other people
34:09how about that
34:11after the hit list nomination
34:13i was just going up the stairs
34:15and he's like
34:15you and me to the end
34:17you and me to the end
34:17and i was like
34:18yeah yeah yeah
34:19kate
34:21thank you
34:21we're gonna do this
34:23yeah
34:24and that wasn't the only time
34:25in fact i had to say
34:27and what about tom
34:28when he was down in the supervillain room
34:30us laying low
34:32as a duo
34:33is the best strategy
34:35why did you say as a duo
34:36when you have a duo with tom
34:39well
34:39because right now
34:41i can go either direction
34:42i don't see
34:44i don't see
34:44how that would have been a strategy
34:47to help you in any way
34:48no
34:49he was never including you
34:50ever
34:54ever
34:55i promised you
34:57my point is
34:58he's not loyal to you
35:00i promise you that
35:01and i'm not even asking you for anything in return
35:03that's how you should know
35:04that i'm
35:04i know
35:05being so real with you
35:06i know
35:07i just didn't know
35:08like
35:09hey
35:10well what's up guys
35:11how's it going dude
35:17well
35:17this is awkward
35:19vibes a little off
35:21and they're talking about me
35:22but i'm gonna make it
35:24a little more awkward
35:25by walking around
35:26in my towel
35:27i should ask him
35:28ask you
35:30about
35:31yeah
35:31i just wanted to get your permission
35:33i like that
35:33i love that
35:34okay great
35:35see i wanted to get your permission
35:36i love that so much
35:37tyson
35:38um
35:39kate is telling me that like
35:40you've come to her a bunch of times
35:42and you've mentioned like
35:43you and her to the end
35:44and like
35:45not me
35:47i told you tom
35:49when i said it's us
35:50and there's room for three there
35:52at the end
35:53okay
35:53it's yours
35:54my
35:54my bad
35:55tyson is lying to somebody
35:57i'm not sure if it's me
35:58or tom
35:59but either way
36:00he's a liar
36:01and i hope you guys
36:02have tons of fun
36:06bro
36:06i would never betray you
36:08you know that right
36:09i hope so
36:10like she told me
36:11very specifically
36:12that she had to tell you
36:13what about tom
36:14yeah i promised kate
36:15a final two deal
36:16and i know it's not
36:17great gameplay
36:18but
36:19it's hard
36:19when you're playing
36:20a game of strategy
36:21to be completely
36:22loyal to somebody
36:23you should have told me
36:24about that though
36:25you know i would
36:26fucking tell you
36:27but tom
36:28that shouldn't minimize
36:29what we built
36:30we poop in the same toilet
36:32share the same shower
36:33not at the same time
36:34snap out of it
36:36do you understand
36:37what that fucking feels like
36:38yeah but i'm telling you
36:39i didn't tell you anything
36:40just because i didn't want it
36:41like there's so much information
36:43going around
36:43that like some stuff
36:45is whatever
36:46tyson is trying to explain himself
36:47but all i'm hearing
36:48is that
36:49he is making moves
36:52behind my back
36:52without telling me
36:54and i have been fully
36:55transparent
36:56with tyson
36:57is she
36:58like someone
36:59who mishears stuff
37:00or is she flipping
37:01that on you
37:02to flip on me
37:03i never said
37:04finally anything
37:05she was kind of
37:06rolling her eyes
37:07that you go to
37:08she was like
37:08going like that
37:09she's like
37:09yeah no it's fine
37:10you never said that
37:11yeah i must have
37:12misunderstood that
37:13yeah
37:14she's playing you
37:15you're my number one
37:16i don't have any other
37:17number ones in here
37:18like i'll cut anybody
37:19in this house
37:19before i cut you
37:20like anybody
37:21for any reason
37:22it doesn't matter
37:23look
37:24there's only one winner
37:25in house of villains
37:26so much as i love
37:27this romance
37:28this romance
37:29is gonna have to end
37:30eventually
37:32maybe that time is now
37:52i think i have a headache
37:53from the bananas
37:55i will never enjoy a banana
37:57again
37:57i know
37:58you know that's my favorite
38:00thing to eat
38:00and i hate them now
38:04the smell
38:04i don't know
38:05if i'll ever get over that
38:08real quick
38:08i wanted to let you know
38:09yeah
38:10you're the only person
38:11i would vote for at the end
38:12like i'm that tight with you
38:14like i like you the most in here
38:15and i'm locked in
38:16like you can fuck me over
38:18in any way imaginable
38:20and i would still vote for you to win
38:21and i should have shared
38:22more information with you for sure
38:26but going forward
38:27i'll tell you everything
38:28like i've been telling you
38:29pretty much everything
38:30that was just like a tricky
38:32situation for me
38:33yeah
38:35i have to do whatever i can
38:37to make tom my friend
38:39who i love
38:40know
38:41that i am with him
38:43i can feel his mistrust
38:45his skepticism towards me
38:47and i kind of hate it
38:50well
38:50i'm voting however you can decide that you want
38:56okay
38:59were you taking that on your first set
39:03i i don't i mean
39:05i don't know
39:06good night
39:08you're going back to bed
39:09yeah
39:12did you do good selling houses
39:13no
39:15you know you don't you're like i don't even know what happens here
39:18on selling sunset
39:19is the goal to sell the most houses
39:25you guys haven't seen the show have you
39:28winning was like having the slayest looks
39:40the banishment is happening tonight
39:42and i'm still on the hit list
39:44which is as you would imagine
39:46a horrible place to be
39:47especially because i don't trust a word anybody in this house says
39:51so mama i am terrified
39:54what's up y'all
39:55can i have a sofa
39:56we've been waiting for you
39:57cute
39:58how are y'all feeling okay after the tarantula situations and bugs
40:02such a boss
40:03that tarantula
40:04that shit was hard
40:04but like when i tell you i tried my damn hardest
40:07and i saw that yesterday when you helped me with the spider
40:09hi
40:10can i steal some of your time
40:12i hope so
40:13you look beautiful
40:15oh thank you
40:16oh i get a helmet hand today i wonder why
40:19all this time i've been in this house
40:21and johnny has never offered to help me get out of my seat
40:25oh sweetie this is a last ditch effort to get my vote
40:29but i played this game enough to know that it is so important
40:33to listen to people
40:35and to see if they can offer me anything in this game
40:38i know we've had our um tips and back and forth
40:42yeah there was a lot of that between us
40:45when i had the power put you down
40:47that's where i'm on the fence about what i'm gonna do
40:50but i don't trust paul
40:53you don't trust paul
40:54i don't trust him
40:55because paul is very back and forth and wishy-washy
40:58he showed me that when he had the purple hand
41:00he didn't abuse his power enough for me
41:02it's kind of like he just kind of backed into whatever you wanted
41:05somebody like that
41:08can fuck with my game at the end of the day
41:10like when it counts the most
41:12so if i were to keep you safe
41:14what could you offer me
41:15yeah the thing is i don't really have any ambitions or alliances
41:18i've been working with paul and ashley
41:21and they're both about to be gone
41:22so realistically i'm in the dark now
41:24if i stay here we can work
41:26i know what i'm gonna do tonight
41:28and whatever you end up doing
41:30won't blame me for it
41:31you won't have to
41:32you'd be thanking me for it
41:34i love that
41:35going to the banishment
41:36there's only five people that are voting
41:37christine in my mind she's kind of up in the air
41:40but i got drita new york
41:42i'm glad we talked
41:43and then there's tyson and there's tom
41:45i trust tyson more than i trust tom
41:46but tom is very close to tyson in this house
41:50so i'm hoping tom is willing to work with me
41:52if i think about it like that
41:53those numbers look good
41:54johnny after this talk
41:56i feel much better
41:57me too
42:00i know that things can go one way or another
42:03but like if you save me bro
42:05i owe you
42:06no i know i know that
42:08i owe you
42:09yeah
42:09i would be indebted
42:10yeah
42:11so
42:12i hope that
42:15means something
42:16it does
42:17shit is getting real
42:19every alarm bell is ringing on the inside
42:22so if i start freaking out
42:24act paranoid
42:25weird
42:26whatever
42:26it's because i'm not in a good position
42:28i know you're thinking endgame
42:31to some degree
42:32maybe
42:33i mean
42:34yeah
42:35i have my limits man
42:36right
42:37and i did lose big brother
42:38so i just want to point that out too
42:40i'm trying to listen
42:42and i'm trying to give him something
42:44i don't have the people that look at me and go
42:46hey i'll do that for you
42:47but it's like when
42:49you're on the phone with somebody that you should be on the phone with
42:52but don't really care to be on the phone with
42:54i just don't or else you wouldn't see
42:56right
42:57and if you thought maybe ashley would have been that for me
42:59or johnny would have been that for me
43:00they're gone
43:00i know and you're just like yeah uh-huh okay sure that's all i gotta say bro okay yeah cool
43:07i get it thank you bro
43:16millen's time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony
43:20you have one hour
43:23paul anytime he scrambles he creates as much chaos as he can
43:27johnny seems like if he tells you what he's gonna do
43:29he's like gonna be a straight shooter with us
43:38there you are
43:40what's up dude
43:41how you feeling
43:43good i'm just trying to gauge
43:44did you talk to tom
43:47i haven't talked to tom no
43:48he hasn't told me which one he's going necessarily
43:52all you need is three votes
43:53yeah
43:54just follow up like quick with him or
43:56yeah have some short words with him for sure
43:58definitely will
43:58i want johnny back in the house over paul
44:01but i feel like tom doesn't fully trust johnny because johnny wanted to put tom up on the hit list
44:06so now i need to rely on johnny to convince tom to keep him in the game
44:11are you on the fence with us at all
44:13i'm not on the fence with us but
44:15i'll definitely talk to him
44:16yeah plums
44:17i will whenever you can
44:18absolutely
44:18before it's too late
44:25can i steal you for a second bro
44:27sure man
44:28real quick
44:31all right bro
44:32so obviously
44:33you know this conversation's about
44:34yeah
44:36all right
44:37so right now
44:38i know that
44:39when it comes to you and i
44:40i feel like
44:41ever since i even considered
44:43putting you on the hit list
44:45i didn't know if you were like
44:46pushed the wrong way because of that
44:48that conversation about putting you on the hit list
44:50was
44:51me
44:51being straightforward with you
44:53i'm worried about drawing a line in the sand in the house
44:56so tom i wanted to throw you down as a nomination knowing that i have your back and make sure
45:01one hundred percent you will not go home i'm gonna level with you johnny
45:05yeah during the toxic tea challenge i literally got two people out to make sure that you became super villain
45:11i think it was you
45:12i think it was you
45:24i think it was you
45:41dismiss my feelings
45:42i'm not dismissing them i've acknowledged that you've proven your point i got you bro but i'm telling you i
45:47literally did not put you down because i couldn't guarantee your safety even when you knew you couldn't guarantee my
45:52safety you were still thinking about putting me down oh my god because i have thoughts about things
45:56if this fight is if this fight is for real
46:02then i think god or satan not sure which one might just be on my side here
46:11there's like a heated conversation going on inside
46:14between johnny and tom
46:16yeah
46:16i wanted to vote out paul and keep johnny but now tom and johnny are fighting and this isn't good
46:23for my game
46:24because i may have to say goodbye to johnny just to keep tom close to me
46:28i think he wasn't appreciative of the fact that johnny wanted to use him as like a
46:32as a decoy
46:33yeah
46:33it should have been a no-brainer i can't guarantee his safety i'm not putting him down
46:37bro i understand which is why i
46:39you don't understand you did not go through what i
46:41how the fuck do i not understand
46:42you don't you don't understand
46:43bro i understand
46:44what i went through
46:44okay so don't act like you understand
46:46oh my god bro
46:47like what the hell
46:48you're saying all this shit to me i'm hearing you
46:51and then you're just saying but
46:52and i'm understanding it
46:52i'm not butting anything
46:54i'm telling you my explanation as to why i did what i did
46:57i hear your explanation
46:58you can feel how you want to feel
46:59i am
46:59i do feel how i feel
47:01for a reason
47:01because of your actions
47:03you can say everything you want to say but your actions speak louder
47:06my actions of not throwing you down
47:09and you're fucking crying about it
47:10i'm so sorry that i couldn't guarantee your comfort the whole time
47:13when i didn't fucking throw you down
47:15because i didn't feel safe enough
47:16putting you in a fucking vulnerable position
47:18and i couldn't bring you back
47:20oh no they're like standing up and like in each
47:23okay
47:24they're getting aggressive
47:24i'm not i don't know
47:26it went from sitting to standing i don't know
47:28you made a smart move not putting me down
47:29because i would have exposed the alliance
47:31i would have exposed what you did to me
47:33like you said to me
47:34like you said to me
47:35what go ahead
47:35i've made my decision
47:37so save your breath
47:38hey great tom
47:39thanks great conversation
47:41fucking dickhead
47:43fuck that
47:46you good
47:46yeah
47:49you fucking bitch
47:50men do not talk to each other like that
47:53unless they're ready to throw down
47:54and tom knows that he's safe in here
47:57which is why he's trying to act all big and bad
47:59so i hope you guys at home know that tom is just flexing for the fucking cameras
48:03because he would not fucking talk to me like that in the streets
48:05i have not been this pissed off in a very long time in real life
48:09oh fucking pussy
48:11hey bro
48:11you're a fucking weasel
48:22y'all had a little thing going on
48:24i didn't hear but
48:25you're voting for johnny right
48:27well i got really confused
48:30vote for johnny
48:30i got my mind set up on keeping johnny
48:36but now i'm here from tom
48:38johnny should actually go
48:40but the hbic does her own thing
48:43so i have some thinking to do
48:46do you have more suits like this you're going to be wearing around the house
48:48maybe
48:50okay i'll look forward to it
48:55if this house was smart for real everyone would keep johnny here you want to know why
49:01tom and jerry
49:03they would be on fire
49:06they'd be like how the fuck did this happen
49:08like we control what happens
49:10i need johnny here johnny is my friend i care about him and right now i need to really figure
49:17out how i can convince christine to keep johnny in the house
49:21here's why i have a hard time voting tonight
49:24the issue is johnny would have your back he wouldn't have both of our backs he would have both of
49:31us because johnny didn't do us 30 ever yeah and never voted against us oh no no no no what
49:36i'm saying is i know that paul would have my back from yesterday
49:42but johnny always had you there's a big difference yeah
49:45it's a no-brainer he didn't put you up there when he had the chance and you can make me
49:50happy
49:50your roommate don't you want to make your roommate happy
49:53if paul stays
49:56they're going to be all hunky dory and bond
49:58for me if i'm playing a game i don't want that
50:01yeah
50:01i'd rather have the beef than the bondage
50:05so we're voting for
50:08paul
50:12right
50:13we're stepping high stepping in heels
50:19i'm never gonna get used to it hello villains
50:22i'd like you to go through the secret bookcase that everyone knows is not a secret
50:28johnny shot himself in the foot because he decided to fight with tom
50:31but part of me thinks that's bad because if they have conflict maybe you want to keep him in the
50:35house
50:35that's an obvious rivalry so i'm going in here expecting the worst hoping for the best and at this
50:40point i'm really at these people's mercy
51:07is joel usually here yes yes he is okay great
51:31Joel?
52:11There's the man in question.
52:12Oh, hi, guys.
52:13Hi, John.
52:19Villains, tonight is your third banishment ceremony.
52:23It's the battle of two great sex symbols from House of Villains Season 3.
52:27Johnny, for most red-blooded Americans, and Paul, for people who hang out at too many Renaissance fairs.
52:37This will be our second banishment of the week.
52:40Ashley was banished by local urgent care, as we know.
52:45So funny.
52:48Ashley, you're sick. You need to leave the house.
52:54Kate, you are the supervillain. Please, dramatically take your throne.
53:00Look at that.
53:04Man, you are a real showman.
53:06Yep.
53:07Johnny, Paul, you guys are up for banishment. Please, go stand in front of your chairs.
53:22Johnny, Paul, the rest of the villains are about to vote on which of you will be banished from the
53:28house.
53:29Johnny, do you have a final plea?
53:32I do. I've been nothing but honest with the people that I have been working with.
53:36And, Kate, did you guys all the favor of putting that on blast?
53:40And there's no secrets now.
53:42Ashley's gone. I'm up here with my roommate.
53:44We were clearly gaming.
53:45There's no secret.
53:46But before leaving this house, I do want to say, coming from a show where I spent a majority of
53:53my time arguing with bitches over shit about hurting their feelings, not making their feelings feel valid, that's all bullshit,
54:01Tom.
54:02And I thought that your way of handling that was childish and mature. You were throwing a fit.
54:07Today, it was ridiculous. I went to bat for you.
54:10Okay, dude.
54:11No, this is my time. This is my speech. I hope to God, for your sake, you've done enough politicking
54:16that I don't come back.
54:17Because I can assure all you guys, I have no enemies in this house besides Tom.
54:22Okay.
54:22Because the way you showed your true colors to me today was a complete display of your character.
54:29Great.
54:29Yeah, great.
54:30So, first of all, it's nice to know what you refer to women as on Love Island.
54:35Oh, yeah, good.
54:36I was actually referring to you.
54:37No, it's my turn to talk.
54:38No, no, I was referring to you as a bitch, bro.
54:39Oh, oh.
54:40Yeah, that's what you said.
54:41Well, find me one girl in this world that I've ever called a bitch to her face.
54:43You gave me your word. You gave me your word.
54:45And guess what?
54:46When we made an alliance.
54:46Yeah, go ahead.
54:47One of five of us would win and not put each other on the hit list. You broke that word.
54:51When did I put you on the hit list?
54:52Oh, I'm sorry.
54:53When did I put you on the hit list?
54:55I'm sorry. You put the gun in my mouth, pulled it back out, put it back in my mouth, pulled
54:58it back out.
54:59Oh, I guess you're not an asshole then. I mean, come on, dude.
55:01Okay.
55:05I'm not surprised.
55:06And they're gonna watch you, the way you acted.
55:07I'm not surprised.
55:08And your cocky ass and, like, the way you fucking, like, it behoove you to get over that real quick,
55:13Tom.
55:14You told me the night before I wasn't going on the hit list.
55:16Oh, my God.
55:16Then you changed your mind.
55:17And this is why the conversations go like this, bro.
55:19Okay, bro.
55:20Okay, bro.
55:21Okay, cool.
55:22What you did was fucked up.
55:23Get a grip, Tom.
55:24Get a grip.
55:25You are right.
55:26You are right.
55:27What the fuck is your problem?
55:28I'm gonna have a grand mal seizure.
55:30All right.
55:30Wow.
55:32Guys, we weren't rolling on that.
55:35Do it again.
55:36Here goes.
55:37Uh, Paul, leader of our choir, you're up for banishment.
55:41Do you have a 25-minute final plea?
55:43I want to let you guys know that I've been in this position now more than anybody in this
55:47game.
55:48I have had to fight to stay in this game.
55:50I have had to expose my cards.
55:52I have had to show myself.
55:54And if you guys choose to keep me in this game, I don't really have even a basic ally to
55:59come
55:59back to because my two roommates will be gone.
56:02Aside from my roommates, during that redemption challenge, I had to ask and beg even the person
56:09who put me up here to help me.
56:11I didn't really have somebody.
56:13You don't even believe none of the words you just sped out here.
56:17Of course I do.
56:17You're just a liar.
56:18And you're wearing that priest robe.
56:20But, sweetie, ain't nobody asking you for prayer or a communion cracker.
56:24When are you gonna be real?
56:26I like to think I have been.
56:27I'm so sick of Paul because he's really trying to weigh on heartstrings.
56:31I rose to this spider occasion to help Paul out.
56:35So stop making all these excuses.
56:37I don't wanna hear it because you can count on me.
56:40Right, Tiffany, but I don't know that in those moments.
56:43I'm not sure because you also were kissing Tyson.
56:46Keep putting your foot in your mouth, Rabbi.
56:48Keep going.
56:48You will not be the new pope.
56:50He's already been elected, honey.
56:52Um, right.
56:54I've been up here.
56:55Never mind.
56:56Whatever.
56:57Choir has spoken.
56:59Guys, we are gonna vote now.
57:04Tom, you're up first.
57:06Please go vote.
57:13Bye, bitch.
57:15I don't know if the straps are long enough to accommodate Johnny's muscles, but we are gonna try.
57:21Do you have a seatbelt extender?
57:23Probably be there.
57:24Good lord.
57:35This is a fantasy I've always had, Paul.
57:38Sounds like a fucked up fantasy.
57:40Yes.
57:44The votes are in.
57:45And then, I shall now grab the banishment tablet.
57:53The third villain to be banished from the house, fourth, if you're including Ashley, with a vote of four to
58:01one, is...
58:06Johnny Middlebrooks.
58:10No fucking way.
58:11It is Johnny.
58:14Do you have any last words, Johnny?
58:17To be honest, I feel like less of a villain after leaving this house.
58:20Uh, it's been a pleasure, everybody.
58:22Have fun.
58:23Good luck.
58:24Watch your back.
58:26Good luck, bro.
58:27Love you, Judah.
58:28Thank you for the vote.
58:29Okay, Kate.
58:30I know this is hard for you, but do your thing.
58:34Sorry, Johnny.
58:35The house has spoken.
58:40Another banishment ceremony is in the books.
58:43The game only gets more competitive and intense from here.
58:46But as all of you have certainly said to a cosmetic surgeon at one point, chin up.
58:54Everyone, head back to the house.
58:57We'll see you tomorrow.
58:59Enjoy your dinner of worms.
59:02Bye, you guys.
59:02Bye.
59:03See ya.
59:03All right.
59:04Okay, I'll just go fuck myself.
59:06You made it, man.
59:07You survived.
59:09Fuck.
59:10What?
59:11No way, bro.
59:13What?
59:17Next, on House of Villains.
59:19Did you touch this letter?
59:21No, I did not.
59:22Are you lying to me?
59:24Why is everybody being so secretive about this damn letter?
59:27Congratulations.
59:28You're on the hit list.
59:30You should do this.
59:31Who is ready to bust a nut?
59:33Me!
59:33I want this so bad.
59:36She wins, I'm fucking jerked.
59:38You guys made it impossible for me to get off the hit list.
59:42I'm sorry about that.
59:42It's a real big bummer.
59:43Tom Sandoval.
59:44Sorry you had to go through that.
59:45He's a worm with a mustache.
59:46He's a worm with a mustache.
59:50He's a worm with a mustache.
59:51I was flying with a nice clamp.
59:51That's what he hates to do.