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00:00Oh no, oh no, oh no, is it hitting you?
00:02I'm so scared.
00:03Am I hiccuping?
00:04I've never seen this before.
00:07This is Hot Ones Versus.
00:09In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.
00:14They can either tell the truth.
00:15That's nice, right?
00:17Or suffer the wrath of the last day.
00:19Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:20Whoever eats the most wings, loses.
00:23Ladies first.
00:31WWE Royal Rumble on the ESPN app.
00:38Okay.
00:39Are you okay?
00:40No, no.
00:44I'm blown away you agreed to do this.
00:46Like I really am.
00:47We tend to go too far for the joke.
00:49Anything for the joke.
00:51It's kind of the motto of our union.
00:54Yes.
00:54This was a mistake.
00:55Uh-huh.
00:57Oh, okay.
00:58I don't know.
00:59From cult leaders to general managers, you and I have embodied a wide range of personas
01:05throughout our careers.
01:06You will now be shown a number of our past looks and must rate them on a scale of one
01:11to ten.
01:12Oh no.
01:14Oh, classic.
01:18Oh.
01:19I think this picture in this era, to me this is a ten.
01:22It's an eleven.
01:23Oh wow.
01:23That one goes to eleven.
01:24These go to eleven.
01:25This storyline was way before we were together.
01:29The storyline was, I was stalking you.
01:31Mm.
01:32And our first kiss is on television and then I push you through a table.
01:35Like all great romances start.
01:37She headbutted me with her teeth.
01:39Yeah.
01:39I think.
01:40I've got a snaggle.
01:41And I love the snaggle.
01:42It's dangerous.
01:43It's so much.
01:43It's so cute.
01:45Look at you.
01:46No.
01:47You primed it and then you're like the second one, you went for it.
01:50Right.
01:51I don't know.
01:52I think I kind of got lost in the moment and I forgot that there was thousands of people
01:56in the arena and millions of people at home watching and it was just me and her.
02:01Aww.
02:02I kind of maybe lost my mind a little bit.
02:04Oh my God.
02:06And then like two years later they finally dated.
02:11Okay, this is, was this your first film premiere?
02:15I think so.
02:16I think this is Girl on the Third Floor.
02:17This is Girl on the Third Floor in Chicago.
02:19This is a good outfit on you.
02:20I love the shaved head.
02:21Very cute.
02:22I'm wearing a cowboy bebop t-shirt representing.
02:25I think these are solid outfits.
02:26I'm going to give this 10 out of 10.
02:28When you do a red carpet, nobody knows who you are and they have to like write your name
02:31so the photographers know who had to like log you.
02:34Yes.
02:34And you took the sign over and you made a cute little letter for me.
02:38Yes.
02:38We are nauseating right now.
02:39Get out of here.
02:40Yeah, yeah.
02:40You have to get angry at me soon.
02:42I'm making me sick.
02:42Eat a wing.
02:43Well, the second I ate a wing, just eat a wing.
02:44We're divorced.
02:47This game's over.
02:48No.
02:49All right, last one.
02:52I mean, easily.
02:53This is 10.
02:57This is my favorite gear of yours.
02:59Oh, yeah.
03:01Because it says AJ's husband.
03:03Yes.
03:03I love this.
03:05This is the match back, isn't it?
03:06Yeah, this is Wrestlepalooza.
03:07So I had to wear short shorts for the first time in 10 years.
03:12So just like 10 just for that, you know?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Squeezing back into those.
03:16Yeah, yeah.
03:16I appreciate it.
03:17Yes.
03:18What we've learned here is that we love ourselves.
03:20There's nothing wrong with that.
03:21Okay.
03:22Yeah, why not?
03:23It's a form of self-care.
03:23If you can't love yourself.
03:25Right.
03:25How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
03:27Yeah.
03:29Oh, interesting.
03:30Bret Hart in Calgary.
03:32John Cena in Boston.
03:33CM Punk in Chicago.
03:35Few wrestlers are as deeply connected to their hometown as you.
03:38Prove you really are the Second City Saint by successfully answering a number of Chicago trivia questions.
03:44Oh, God.
03:45Miss one and eat a duckling.
03:48That's fucked up.
03:51Oh, my God.
03:52This is unfair.
03:54What theater was John Dillinger killed outside of?
04:02The Music Box Theater.
04:04It's wrong.
04:08Biograph Theater.
04:09Fucking...
04:09Oh, my God.
04:11No, it's such a big bite.
04:13No.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:16Don't take two.
04:17What's wrong with you?
04:18Why are you doing this?
04:19It hurts me to look at it.
04:21You did this to me.
04:22I didn't mean to.
04:23I thought I was going to be funny, and now I feel so much regret.
04:26You don't have to...
04:27Am I supposed to eat the whole thing?
04:27No, just the one bite.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30Philip.
04:31Jeff.
04:33Brooks.
04:35Oh, no, no, no.
04:36Is it hitting you?
04:38No, I'm great.
04:40Oh, my God.
04:40Oh, my God.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:41I'm so scared.
04:42Am I hiccuping?
04:43Yes.
04:44It's interesting.
04:45Oh, my God.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:46I've never seen this before.
04:52This is a wild card.
04:56Oh, snap.
04:57You and I are massive comic...
05:00You and I are massive comic book fans.
05:02I have written for Marvel, and you have written for DC.
05:05There we go.
05:05I have also written for DC.
05:07The two of us must now tap into that artistic side by drawing our opponent as a superhero.
05:12Ooh.
05:13Whoever laughs at their opponent's work must eat a Deathwing.
05:17No.
05:18Okay.
05:18I laugh so easily.
05:20What are you working with here?
05:21Are you okay, Philip?
05:22I feel like you're breathing heavy.
05:23I'm concerned.
05:25Okay.
05:30Could you look at me, please?
05:37Just, like, some tiggle bitties, right?
05:40I mean, they're big.
05:41Okay.
05:42Yeah.
05:50Is my ass on the front of my body?
05:53Those are your massive quads.
05:56I for sure have lopsided double Ds in that.
06:01One's a C.
06:02You had a bad surgeon.
06:03Yeah.
06:04You know.
06:05Okay.
06:06I mean, I think she laughs, but, you know.
06:08I mean, I smirked.
06:13Does the smirk count?
06:16It's, I mean, I feel like I got you saying no.
06:18Should I?
06:19I've got to at least try one.
06:20Okay.
06:21Real knight in China.
06:22Ah, that's me.
06:24Cobbles test!
06:25Exclamation point.
06:26I'm going to write down my answer, and you have to guess my response.
06:29Guess wrong at Eat a Deathwing.
06:31You have a habit of leaving love notes around the house for me to find.
06:34Oh, jeez.
06:36Which one was my favorite?
06:40Oh, dude, do I even know the answer to this one?
06:42Yeah, you do.
06:43You know the answer.
06:44I'm not sure it's a love note, but.
06:47Great.
06:47We might be on the same page.
06:49Yeah.
06:54That was my second guess.
06:56Was it?
06:57Yes.
06:57Well, we've got to explain what Centaur Lawyer is.
07:02Centaur Lawyer is we went.
07:04It's so, so, do I, am I fucked again?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Yeah.
07:07All right, go ahead.
07:08Oh, my God.
07:08Keep talking.
07:09He leaves me notes around the house all the time, and I would find them in, like, my luggage.
07:14That's it.
07:14Please, just the one bite.
07:15You're going to die.
07:16That's it.
07:16Put it down.
07:17Put it.
07:17Leave it down.
07:18And I would find them everywhere.
07:20One time it fell out of, like, my diva's championship bag.
07:23Like, he hides them, and I never see that he's doing them.
07:24Oh, there's a lot that you still haven't found.
07:26We went to dinner and parked somewhere, and we thought it said Centaur Law Firm.
07:31I think it did say Centaur Law Firm.
07:32It's just somebody's name spelled like Centaur.
07:34Yeah.
07:34And then we were like, well, is it, are the lawyers all Centaurs?
07:37And then we had this, like, elaborate sketch of us going in to, like, ask for legal advice,
07:44and then just, like, slowly backing away.
07:45And the guy's like, oh, oh, you don't want me as your lawyer because I have horse legs?
07:49You're really just crushing the gimmick here.
07:54Okay.
07:55From shouting out legends to shining a light on the next generation of performers,
08:01I can't, I was about to say, why can't I speak?
08:03And then I remembered I ate these wings.
08:05Your tongue is numb.
08:06Yeah.
08:06Oh, my gosh.
08:07Yeah, my tongue's numb, babe.
08:09Don't make it dirty, Phil.
08:11We are guests in this house.
08:12Would that help or hinder anything?
08:15Continue, please.
08:16From shouting out legends to shining a light on the next generation of performers,
08:20you are all about celebrating your fellow female wrestlers.
08:23Now, I'm going to read this from the card, and I'm going to give you my changes.
08:26Who is on your Mount Rushmore of women superstars?
08:29And I say, to Mount Rushmore, before a bunch of random white people decided to carve faces in it.
08:37It was an American Indian monument called Six Grandfathers.
08:42Who is on your six grandfathers of women's superstars?
08:46Oh, gosh.
08:47Oh, this is so difficult.
08:50It's amazing.
08:51I feel like I have to go through generations.
08:53China, Lita, that's Phoenix.
08:56Okay.
08:57You've dated a lot of these.
08:58I'm sorry.
08:58Is that awkward?
09:00You have really good taste.
09:02I just, obviously.
09:05They're so good.
09:06So, you're going to put yourself on this list now?
09:08Well, I'm next.
09:09Okay.
09:10Okay, we're...
09:11Wait, before me, I would say Mickie James.
09:14Okay.
09:14Then me.
09:15Okay.
09:16Then, from the current generation, Bailey.
09:19Okay.
09:20It's hard to only pick one.
09:21I could do a six of just this generation.
09:23They're so good.
09:25Lyra, Roxanne, Rhea.
09:27Rhea.
09:27Jade, Becky.
09:30I love Becky.
09:31Don't you dare.
09:33Who she's married to.
09:34It's not a reflection of who she is.
09:36I mean, it kind of is.
09:38I did see the clip of Becky and Seth.
09:41Becky pulled a card and said...
09:42You've had issues with CM Punk for many years.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Say something nice about CM Punk or eat a wing.
09:50Eat a wing.
09:51And that little bitch just ate a wing.
09:55This one's for you, Punk.
09:56Oh, God.
09:58Would you be in the same position with him?
10:00No, I would just gleefully say, like, he really punched above his weight.
10:07That's nice, right?
10:10You are the voice of the voiceless and one of the most outspoken superstars in WWE history.
10:15In the interest of time, I will now run down a list of your former collaborators, and you
10:20must quickly describe them in one word.
10:22Refuse one and eat a duckling.
10:25Triple H.
10:26Cerebral.
10:28Drew McIntyre.
10:29Punk, I'm so sorry that I earned you the biggest contract of your entire life, you fucking prick.
10:35C***.
10:40Dom Mysterio.
10:43And also fuck CM Punk, too.
10:45We can reuse words.
10:49Illegitimate.
10:50Oh, John Cena.
10:53Goat.
10:53Stavros Helkius.
10:58Bald.
11:00Lars Fredrickson.
11:02Brother.
11:04Rhea Ripley.
11:05Sister.
11:06Aw.
11:07Kobe Kingston.
11:08Ah, road wife.
11:09AJ Lee.
11:11Best friend.
11:13Aw.
11:14Though technically that's two words.
11:15I still will take it.
11:16Do you want me to eat a fucking wing?
11:17No, please don't.
11:18No.
11:22Still wing, you're wingless.
11:24Oh my god, I'm so scared.
11:26Good for you.
11:27Okay.
11:28Oh gosh.
11:28It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.
11:32I didn't have one wing.
11:33You and your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.
11:37Oh my gosh.
11:38Which one is the bitchiest?
11:40My stomach hurts.
11:42Really?
11:43Oh no.
11:44Please just a dab.
11:46Just a dab.
11:47Just a dab.
11:48I mean, I don't think it's going to make it any better or worse.
11:51Ah.
11:51No.
11:52But that's, that feels like a lot.
11:53Oh no.
11:54Oh god.
11:55While we both know how to handle ourselves in the mic, fans have never seen us go toe-to-toe
12:00in a war of words.
12:02For our final challenge, we will face off in a pickup line battle.
12:06First, player to make their opponent laugh wins.
12:09Loser beats their final wing.
12:10Oh okay, so we're going to have the two of you stand up real quick.
12:12Aw.
12:22I can't.
12:23I'm going to laugh instantly.
12:26Are you my little toe?
12:27Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
12:32Physically hurts.
12:33My heart turns into an annoying wrestling crowd whenever you're around.
12:37Because you've still got it.
12:42Remind me to never face you in a submission match.
12:45Because that ass doesn't quit.
12:48That's the one that did it?
12:50That's the one that did it?
12:52No!
12:55Oh, I'm so scared.
12:56I'm not okay.
12:57Okay, which one was mine?
12:59Is this the end for me?
13:01Oh god.
13:03No!
13:04Oh my god, no!
13:06You ate the hot sauce.
13:08I love you.
13:09I love you too.
13:10I lost.
13:11I feel like you just took a bullet for me.
13:16Congratulations.
13:17Oh my god.
13:21AJ Mendez, you are truly a champion.
13:25I proved today that cheating to win works.
13:29We're all about breaking the rules.
13:31And I feel like we broke the rules today so we could stay married.
13:36And that's important.
13:38That's important.
13:38That's more important than a drumstick trophy.
13:42And I'm sorry.
13:43I signed us up for this.
13:44That's quite all right.
13:45Anything for the joke, dear?
13:46Anything.
13:47I'm in a little movie called Night Patrol.
13:49It's an insane cop, gang, vampire movie.
13:53And I would probably sell it a lot better if my mouth was not on fire.
13:59But hopefully if I'm still alive, you can catch me at the Royal Rumble on January 31st.
14:04I just think maybe overall it was a bad decision to even be here.
14:09I would like to say one final thing.
14:11Fuck Dominic Mysterio.
14:13There we go.
14:28Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans?
14:30You know you can catch me every Thursday interviewing celebrities over the wings of death.
14:35But if you're looking for a little more Scoville-laced action, tune in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus.
14:40It's the show where celebrities go head-to-head.
14:42They either tell the truth or suffer the wrath of the last dab.
14:46So tune in Tuesdays for a front row seat to the fiery fights and celebrity clashes.
14:51That's Hot Ones Versus Tuesdays on First We Feast.
14:55Don't miss it.
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