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Celebrity Sabotage Season 1 Episode 1
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:17Welcome to Couple Goals.
00:19Welcome to the Applicants.
00:21Well hello players, welcome to the Backstepper.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:27Oh my word.
00:28Do you all understand?
00:29Yes sir.
00:30Alright, shall we?
00:31But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:37Are you joking?
00:38Oh my god, are you joking man?
00:42That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:46Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:50I'm telling you I'm a sabotage!
00:54Yeah!
00:59Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:08Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:15share worth up to £30,000.
01:19And there's only one rule.
01:21Don't get more!
01:23Don't get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
01:25No!
01:28Oh no!
01:28Tony, go back!
01:30Celebrity captured.
01:32Saboteurs!
01:33Let's cause some chaos.
01:34Tonight, legendary comedian Joe Brand joins Mission HQ.
01:39Put your visor down!
01:41As the celebrities take on their very first fake show, The Applicant.
01:45Hosted by entrepreneur extraordinaire, Sarah Davies.
01:49How much poo did you need?
01:51Get ready for madness!
01:52Oh my god!
01:54Mind games!
01:55Oh my god!
01:56And mayhem!
01:57I look like Shrek!
02:00Get your ball and just sit!
02:02Oh my god!
02:05This is celebrity sabotage!
02:12Wow!
02:13Look at this!
02:14This is epic!
02:15The celebrities are arriving for their very first day of sabotaging at the Manor House.
02:21It's got a good foyer!
02:23Wow!
02:24Wow!
02:25It's got a library!
02:27Oh!
02:29Of course the bookcase opens!
02:31Of course it does!
02:33Come on!
02:33Hidden behind the bookcase and down in the basement of the Manor House is Mission HQ.
02:39Wow!
02:41This is insane!
02:44From here, our celebrities have everything they need to watch, plot and sabotage the fake
02:49TV shows, including eyes on every corner of the house and grounds to execute their sabotages.
02:55This feels so proper!
02:57Wow!
02:58This is great!
02:59And we can talk to each other as well.
03:01GK?
03:02Hello Sam!
03:03Oh!
03:03I got it!
03:04Yeah!
03:05What about this button?
03:06Yeah, I'm just going to press this button.
03:07It's a...
03:08Oh!
03:09I'm stopping it!
03:10That is so cool!
03:13Yes, go on Judy, you can get under that!
03:15Don't press it now!
03:16Don't press it!
03:16Don't press it!
03:17Oh my god!
03:19Oh my god!
03:20Oh my god!
03:21Oh my god!
03:22I thought we were gonna kill Judy Love!
03:24Hold Judy out!
03:25Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:27Hold Judy out!
03:29I thought we'd kill the loose woman!
03:31Do you know what?
03:32I took that one for the team!
03:35HQ Alert!
03:35Oh!
03:37Celebrities!
03:38Welcome to The Manor House!
03:40And to your top secret Mission HQ!
03:42Thank you for having us!
03:43It's an absolute pleasure!
03:44Love what you've done with the place!
03:45Are you ready to play Celebrity Sabotage?
03:47Yes!
03:47More than you would ever know!
03:49Come on!
03:50There is only one rule!
03:51Do not get caught!
03:53If you do, both yourself and the contestant will be at risk of leaving the game!
03:58Oh no!
03:59Oh my god!
04:01So guys, we cannot get caught!
04:03We cannot risk anybody leaving this game and not winning money!
04:07Look, we're all coming together and we're all gonna sabotage together!
04:10Yes!
04:12Oh!
04:13I love one of these!
04:14Three, two, one!
04:15Sabotage!
04:16Celebrities!
04:17Oh, guys!
04:18Oh!
04:19Celebrities Sabotage is a five player game!
04:22What?
04:23We're only four!
04:23Get ready to meet your first guest saboteur!
04:27Oh!
04:27There's another one of us!
04:29Yes!
04:29Oh my god!
04:30Who's it gonna be?
04:31Let's go!
04:34Oh!
04:39What an absolute honour!
04:41Oh, stop it you!
04:42I can't believe this!
04:43Welcome to Mission HQ!
04:45Come on round!
04:46I'll do my best, okay?
04:48You're already looking credible in the guard.
04:50But I can't run!
04:51Joe, let me show you this.
04:53So we are under here.
04:55Right, this is the garage.
04:56Right.
04:57Could you just circle the nearest toilet?
05:02HQ Alert!
05:05Celebrities!
05:06Now that Joe Brand is here, your team is complete.
05:10Six business savvy contestants are on their way.
05:14They think they're here to take part in a brand new business competition show,
05:18called The Applicant.
05:20Oh, yes!
05:20Which is, of course, completely fake.
05:23They're gonna be so serious.
05:25And catty maybe as well.
05:26Meow, if you will.
05:29Oh, look at them!
05:31Wow, look at that slow wall!
05:32I have grafted in my business and built it from the ground up,
05:37and I know I've got what it takes to succeed.
05:40That is a powerful jacket from Mel.
05:42She looks like she's just won the Masters.
05:44Yeah!
05:45I love working in the corporate world.
05:47I am the corporate queen.
05:49I am fiery, and I don't take any crap from anyone.
05:53You've heard it 24-7, I'll wear 24-8.
05:55I'm always putting in that extra hour.
05:58What?
05:59Jake looks quite young.
06:00Jake is young.
06:01Jake is super young.
06:02I'm very competitive.
06:04I always want to come out on top, but I have to do things the right way and always do
06:08things by the book.
06:09Chris looks a bit too nice to be in business.
06:12He almost looks a little bit like someone who would give you elocution.
06:15Elocution.
06:16Is it elocution?
06:17Lessons.
06:18Yeah, you could do with them.
06:19Yeah.
06:21I'm a natural born leader.
06:23Failure is not an option.
06:24Look at Josh.
06:25Josh is rubbing his hands like,
06:26Yeah, I'm coming for this money.
06:28I'm not here to take part.
06:29I'm here to win.
06:30I'm not the applicant.
06:32I'm the applicant.
06:34They all look like serious business professionals.
06:38Doesn't anyone walking in a line in slow motion look like a serious business professional?
06:43We could look business.
06:44Oh, the driver's coming round.
06:47The suspense.
06:49It's proper.
06:52Look at that.
06:53Such a cool way to rock up.
06:54Who do you think you're gonna be?
06:57It's Sir Alan.
07:03Yes.
07:04Oh, look at their faces.
07:05Sarah Davies.
07:07Good morning, everyone.
07:08Good morning.
07:10How are you all feeling?
07:12Excited.
07:13Emma, Emma.
07:14Emma's really happy.
07:16Look at Emma's face.
07:17She's so happy.
07:18She's crying.
07:19Yeah, because if you want to be a business girl, she's the queen.
07:23Sarah, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
07:26Good luck, Sarah.
07:27Welcome to the applicant.
07:30Over the next two days, you will be competing in a series of tasks to test if you can thrive
07:36in the competitive world of business.
07:39I will be assessing your every move and decision.
07:43As will we.
07:44And at the end of the process, one of you will win this.
07:48The coveted Gordon Briefcase.
07:52Who takes that title is up to me.
07:55But who puts themselves in with a chance is entirely down to you.
08:00Mission alert.
08:03Celebrities.
08:04It's time for your first sabotage mission.
08:07Okay.
08:08Sam and GK.
08:09Yeah!
08:10Yeah!
08:10Thank you all, man.
08:11Whilst Sarah sets the applicants their first task, you must throw fake bird poo on two of them.
08:17Oh, my days!
08:19Each successful hit is worth £1,000.
08:22So there is a total of £2,000 up for grabs.
08:25Oh, no!
08:27That's a lot of money to start with.
08:28It's a lot of money.
08:29And remember, don't get caught.
08:31Have you not seen any birds?
08:33Well, we're in the countryside.
08:34Yeah, yeah.
08:34How are we going to do this?
08:37Oh, look at that door!
08:38Oh, my God!
08:39There's a hole down the road!
08:39The door's open!
08:40What have we got?
08:41What's bird poo?
08:43Try the yoghurt.
08:44Ah.
08:45We've got it!
08:46We've got it!
08:47I think you should test that.
08:49Just don't get the hair!
08:50Hi!
08:51Yeah, that's the one.
08:52There we go.
08:52There we go.
08:54This is...
08:56Judy, why are you clenching your buttcheeks there?
08:59Guys, Sara is, like, still out there speaking to the contestant.
09:03Oh, sorry!
09:03Let's go!
09:09I feel like we're sort of watching our kids go to school.
09:11I know.
09:12I know.
09:12They're just out there!
09:13They're just out there!
09:13Oh, my goodness!
09:14They're so slippery!
09:15They're on the floor!
09:16If you can hear us, touch your bum!
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:21Jake!
09:22Hello?
09:23You're the youngest contestant we have in the competition.
09:26Do you think that's a strength or a weakness?
09:28Guys, get up there as quickly as possible, please.
09:31I hate heights!
09:32That's not even a height!
09:34Oh, I see...
09:34I see you on the roof!
09:36I see you on the roof!
09:37Where?
09:37Do you see them there?
09:39We can see you!
09:39We can see you!
09:40Just remember to stay low!
09:42Oh!
09:43Is it slipping?
09:44Can you guys see the applicants?
09:46Oh, my God!
09:48Oh, my God!
09:49Give us a wave!
09:51Yes!
09:52Nice!
09:53And are you a natural entrepreneur?
09:54I'm a grafter.
09:56I've sort of learnt the business from the ground up.
09:59I do like to make the decisions and the final decisions.
10:02Oh, TK!
10:03Watch this!
10:05And are you a natural leader, would you say?
10:07Definitely a natural leader.
10:09Didn't work.
10:10Didn't get him.
10:10Go again!
10:11You were close.
10:12You were close.
10:13Let's both do it.
10:14One more biggie.
10:15High and long.
10:17High and long, babe!
10:23We need to play as a team.
10:26Jake.
10:27Jake.
10:27Jake's lucky.
10:27Get down, get down, get down.
10:29I threw the spoon.
10:31I threw the spoon.
10:32You threw the spoon.
10:33You threw the spoon.
10:40You threw the spoon.
10:44I have to throw the spoon.
10:45You got the spoon.
10:48How was this?
10:50How are you gonna sell yourself? I've definitely got the gift for the gaff. You should goddamn hand. Yeah, go
10:56hand
11:00And finally Mel are you gonna take the win wait wait stop stop stop he's turned around someone's looking
11:14I
11:15Franchise preschool classes J. Oh, you might have got me might have gone. He's looking round. Yeah, do we do?
11:22You're right. I've got bad pause. I'll make that it did actually go on you
11:28Wait he's on his shoes on his shoes
11:37That is good luck a baby wipe will do it's just keeps fluttering
11:47How close it got to us, I don't know where it is more it keeps fine. Oh my god, but
11:53what must they be thinking someone's given this
11:56Yeah, pigeons of laxatives
12:01We've won the grand come back to HQ you've done excellently well and bring the yogurt because I actually fancy
12:07A bit of muesli
12:09Was I the birds pooing? I didn't see a bed in the sky so God knows where it was
12:14literally landed on you
12:18We did it you did it you got on it
12:21You got issue don't touch me right it's time for your first task and for this you will be split
12:28into two teams
12:29Chris Emma and Josh you will be team blue vision Jake Louise and Mel
12:35You will be team power for your first task I
12:39Want you to create a marketing video for this location to pitch it is a premium wedding venue
12:46You need to plan shoot and star in your video
12:51I
12:52Like this good luck everyone off you go into the manner they're going in good luck applicants look they're right
12:58by us
12:59Where oh my god, they're right night next to stop sorry?
13:07Wow, how nice is there?
13:09Sorry, you are absolutely amazing someone chucked something down here. Oh, that was a spoon. Yes, man. Oh my god
13:17Oh my god. I mean how much poo did you need?
13:20You know what you're welcome to take that spoon and use it for your lunch. Well lucky me
13:26With the first task set the applicants start planning their marketing videos
13:31So we've got the games you've got the welcome drinks. We've got the flower arch one more thing in the
13:35barn
13:35We can talk about the champagne tower. You know we're looking at the teams. I was very much team blue
13:41vision
13:41I do like the way team power a really enthusiastic you forget Judy. This is not a real show
13:47Yeah, none of it matters. Yeah, it doesn't matter which Dave is back because we just gonna get them sabotage
13:54Mission
13:57We got here we go celebrities. It's time for your next sabotage missions, which will happen at the same time
14:04We've got a double Judy Judy you must collapse the champagne tower whilst team blue vision of filming inside the
14:12wedding bar
14:16Meanwhile
14:18Joe and Joe
14:22Disguised as the grounds gardeners you must disrupt team powers filming causing them to stop recording
14:29Each sabotage is worth 3,000 pounds
14:32Making a total of 6,000 pounds up for grabs. Yes, Joe. You've got this you have got this
14:40We're both gonna be gardeners. Can I be a rock or something?
14:45Time to get shooting as the applicants get ready to shoot
14:50The celebrity suit up for sabotage
14:57Do I look recognizable? You look like an entirely different person. Yeah, let's go
15:02Right guys you are on your way. Let's get cracking
15:09Let's go
15:11Go go go
15:15Stop right here stop right
15:21Right Judy you need to spot the champagne tower
15:25Okay
15:27Wow, it's beautiful dude team blue vision are on the way. They are coming to you
15:35Then when the time comes smash it right. Thank you, Sam
15:39I think I can pull it from behind
15:43Right all right. Maybe if I knock it that that would destroy it
15:47This is stunning, isn't it? Oh, Judy they're literally seconds away
15:52Oh
15:53Oh god, they're about to walk up the steps into the room
16:09They're about to walk up the steps into the room
16:12Oh god, you are doing they're literally seconds away
16:19Oh, this looks like my actual wedding
16:21Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?
16:24Oh, guys, I think I found something
16:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing there
16:27I've got this. I've got this
16:29It's gorgeous. These beams are incredible
16:31Give it a pull. It's gonna be difficult
16:35Judy they're just on the other side of the curtain
16:38Yeah, oh, no, that's too far too far too far. You need to go back under
16:43You've got the champagne. Oh the champagne tower
16:45Yeah
16:46By the tower. Oh my god
16:51No, no, no, no
16:53Oh god, I thought she's gonna do it
16:55Are you gonna be pouring it from the top? Yeah
16:57You have to pour it from the top and then it trickles down to the bottom
16:59Yeah, that's it exactly
17:00Judy don't even breathe
17:04Oh god, Judy they've started, Judy they've started
17:06I'll say the bit first and then pop it
17:07And then I'll start, yeah
17:08Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:10Oh god
17:11We're gonna tell you when to go, stand by
17:14I can't breathe
17:15I'm so nervous
17:16Oh my god
17:17Yeah, I'll try not get it over your lovely wedding day
17:19Don't take my eye out
17:20He's opening the bottle, he's opening the bottle
17:23So after the ceremony, after we've cut the cake
17:25We come round to a modern feature of this venue
17:28Hold on
17:29I'm so nervous
17:31So this is the champagne tower
17:33Keep holding
17:35Stunning and it's a bit different
17:37Hold on
17:38Oh god
17:39Hold on
17:40So Josh, pop our bottle please
17:42Please pop in the bottle
17:44Oh
17:52Go
18:03Oh my god
18:04Oh my god
18:04Oh my god
18:05Go on get out of there
18:06Get out of there
18:08Run
18:10What did you do?
18:11I literally just touched it
18:12Yeah, you barely even touched it
18:13Yeah
18:13I held it so that it wouldn't fall off
18:16Get back to HQ
18:17Run
18:20I'm sorry, I just literally touched it
18:23I didn't
18:23No, no, you just touched the top
18:24I saw it
18:53This has been awful
18:55Okay
18:57So we're starting from here
18:58Shooting in this direction
19:00With us saying
19:00And look where we are now
19:02In the beautiful ground
19:03Action
19:03Here we go, this is it
19:05Get your tools out
19:06And just have it large now
19:07Just turn them on
19:08Turn them on
19:09Turn them on
19:13Beanbag throwing for the kids
19:14And also the adults
19:18Get in the back of their shot
19:22Oh
19:23She's really going for it
19:26She's way too in
19:31Oh no
19:32Oh no
19:32Joel go and get you
19:33What the hell she's doing
19:37She's got rogue
19:42Why are they not stopping it
19:43Even though there is like
19:45Industrial noise in the back
19:47Joel, we need them to stop filming mate
19:49Yeah, yeah, give me two
19:50Give me two
19:51When we do our cheers
19:53What do you want to say?
19:55Oh my lord
19:56What is it all for?
20:03Do they really need to do that now?
20:04Oh my lord
20:07Ah
20:08Bye
20:09Wait
20:10A little second
20:12Okay, stop
20:14They've absolutely smashed that
20:15I've got some disruption
20:17Well done
20:18Is that Joan singing?
20:22Put your tree in my garden
20:26Sorry
20:26Sorry
20:27Sorry
20:27Sorry
20:27Sorry
20:29The hell was that?
20:31Yes
20:32Yes
20:32Yes
20:33Yes
20:34You did so well
20:37Guys
20:38Oh that was so good
20:40Well done mate
20:41I just plowed through the middle of this
20:44Joe doesn't give a damn
20:46I just trusted that I wouldn't get recognised
20:48Just walking through
20:49So good
20:49Go get Joe
20:50Go get Joe
20:51And I was like
20:51Well my god
20:52I can't believe she's over there
20:53What's she over there for?
20:55So there was a few distractions along the way
20:57There was a few gardeners having to do some
20:59Some work
20:59One of us filming
21:00The fingers crossed
21:01It's all gone well
21:02Obviously we'll see how it turns out
21:07Mission alert
21:10It's time for your next sabotage mission
21:12Sam
21:13Disguised in a suit of armour
21:14You must swap the memory card on Team Power's camera
21:17For an empty one
21:19So they lose all their footage
21:20This mission is worth 4,000 pounds
21:25That's big
21:25Remember
21:26Don't get caught
21:28That's hard
21:29That's hard
21:29I can't stay still
21:30Bad bad choice
21:34Welcome to the manor house main lake
21:36I think we've absolutely smashed this challenge
21:38Sam you've got to be so careful
21:40Because they're all around the building
21:41This floor is so slippery
21:43Does it look like you're in Strictly Come Dancing
21:45With a suit of armour right now
21:46Do you think we've done enough
21:48Oh yeah
21:49Yeah
21:49More than
21:50Confident
21:51Yeah
21:51Team power
21:53Come on Sam
21:58Oh
22:00Wow
22:01Quiet quiet
22:02Sam
22:03Quiet babe
22:04Pun intended
22:05Suits you
22:06Hey
22:08They're coming
22:09They're coming
22:09Put your headgear down
22:13Back to the blue room
22:15Oh they're coming
22:16They're coming
22:16Put your visor down
22:19And they are about to come in
22:22Louise is walking in flick your head forward
22:26Grab what we need to leave the camera
22:30They're in the room
22:31They're in the room
22:32Pop that down
22:33We'll grab a fresh one
22:35Yeah
22:35Oh my god
22:36Mel is right there
22:37And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39And then we'll go down the corridor
22:39Yeah
22:40They've got to leave the camera in there
22:42For you to steal
22:44The memory card
22:46Sam is doing so well standing still
22:49Oh my god
22:49He's this is the longest
22:51He's ever
22:52Doing a great job
22:53Man hold it
22:53Hold it
22:54Hold it
22:54Pop that down
22:55You don't really got it
22:56Still walking round with her
22:59They've left their camera
23:00They've left their camera
23:00And they're leaving
23:01Just wait
23:01Not yet
23:02Not yet
23:02Wait
23:03Here we go
23:05That was amazing
23:06She looked right at me
23:08Sam
23:08They are out of the room
23:10Go go go go
23:11Nice
23:11Nice
23:12Nice
23:12Shut the door
23:14Be really quiet
23:15I'm trying
23:16Now get the memory card
23:18Go get the memory card now
23:20Oh my god
23:21This is very tense
23:22Oh my god
23:23I'm so nervous
23:24Where's the memory
23:25Oh yes
23:27This is a man who knows his way around the camera
23:31Yes
23:32Yes
23:33That is a man with two million followers on Instagram
23:36He knows where the hole is where the memory card goes
23:38What now
23:39What do I do now
23:39You need to replace it
23:41I think there's a replacement one on the table
23:43Possibly in that little see-through bag
23:46Oh
23:48Oh
23:48Oh
23:48Oh
23:53Okay for quiet
23:54The group's outside
23:55And they might need to come in for anything
23:57So just be careful
23:58After a final debrief with her team
24:00Mel goes to collect their footage to take to the fake show's editor
24:04To brief them on their creative vision
24:06She's coming
24:07She's
24:07Guys
24:08She's coming
24:08Oh my god
24:09Mel's coming back
24:10We have to be really quick Sam
24:12Oh my god
24:14Oh
24:14She's there
24:15Check that memory card
24:16In that camera
24:17Sam she's coming back
24:19Oh
24:19This is intense
24:23Get back in position
24:24Get a glove on
24:25Get
24:26Sam put your face down
24:45Oh my god
24:54Oh my god
24:56Sam do not move a muscle
24:59Like he's right there
25:01Like it's mental
25:02Jesus
25:02What's she checking
25:04What's she checking
25:05What's she checking
25:10Oh my god
25:12Oh Mel
25:12Mel please
25:14You don't know which switch it is
25:15Just take the whole thing on the tripod
25:16Take the whole thing Mel
25:20She's taking forever
25:22Oh my god
25:24Come on
25:26Why is this going on for so long
25:28You've never seen anything like it
25:29This is just take the whole thing
25:30Just take the whole
25:32Take the whole thing
25:35Just take the whole thing
25:36Just take the whole thing
25:38Take the whole thing
25:42She's actually got the memory
25:43She's got the card
25:44Oh my god
25:45She's taking the card
25:45Oh my god
25:46And she's gonna check it now
25:48She's taking the card
25:49Oh my god
25:51Oh my god
25:52She's only gone next door
25:54Be quiet
25:54Be quiet
25:55Be quiet
25:55They're just about to find out
25:56That it's empty
25:57Oh my god
25:57Let's hear what they say
25:58Here is our memory switch
26:00Fantastic
26:01So what ideas have you got for your video
26:04It starts off at the front of the manor house
26:07Then we're gonna move it in
26:09As if it was following the order of a natural wedding
26:12Can I just stop you there
26:14Is this is this definitely the right card
26:17And I'm gonna make the assumption that it is
26:20Oh my god
26:20I feel sick
26:21So the media should all be in this folder here
26:28As you can see there is nothing there
26:31That means we've got no footage
26:33Look at her face
26:35Look at her face
26:36She's fuming
26:37Did you see a little red light on the camera
26:39When it was recording you
26:40Yeah
26:40I'm sure
26:41This card is blank
26:43You're joking
26:44I'm really sorry
26:45Oh my gosh
26:47This card is empty and I can't work with it
26:52Sam she's mortified
26:55But remember
26:56She'll be all right about this tomorrow
26:58When we win her some money
27:00She's gonna love it
27:01She'll be fine
27:01Right I'll go in
27:02I'll go in there
27:03Tell the guy
27:04We will
27:05She's coming back Sam
27:06I don't know what we're gonna do
27:09Straight back to HQ buddy
27:10Anyway
27:11Thank you
27:13Straight through the bookcase
27:16Let's go
27:17Let's go
27:18Hurry up Sam
27:20Oh my god
27:24I can hear some metal coming in
27:26Yeah
27:30Yeah
27:31Go on
27:31Let's see with our husband
27:32Ow
27:33Yes
27:34Okay
27:35I don't know if I'm being stitched off
27:38Oh
27:39Stitched up
27:40Uh oh
27:42Um
27:44Hello there
27:44I don't quite know what to tell you this
27:46She's fuming look
27:48It's not recorded one thing that we've done from today
27:51You're joking me
27:52I don't understand we've been pressing the buttons all day
27:55We've done this to the most suspicious group
27:57Are you pranking us?
27:58You actually did?
27:59I swear to go home
28:00I swear
28:02That's impossible
28:03No
28:04It feels bad now
28:05But we have just won them loads of money
28:07They know
28:08Yeah
28:08This is it
28:09Yeah
28:10That's impossible
28:11But we looked at it
28:13I'm sure I saw the red light
28:14Yeah I've seen the red light
28:15I have seen the red light
28:17Oh it's just
28:19Oh it's wrenching
28:20I pressed the button
28:21A little dot came up with RAC like record
28:24I really don't know what's going on there
28:25I really don't know
28:27Oh
28:27View alert
28:28Celebrities
28:29Your first day of sabotaging is over
28:32And you have added £11,000 to the prize pot
28:38Get a good night's sleep
28:40As there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow
28:42Oh let's go
28:43How do I take this off?
28:46It's day two
28:48We're back
28:50And the applicants are about to receive their final fake task from Sara
28:55Let's talk about Sara
28:57She's great
28:58She's in it
28:59Isn't she?
29:00She's so good with it
29:01Here they come everyone
29:03We're giving them money at the end
29:05We're trying to win them money
29:06And that's what makes it more easy for us to be so deceptive
29:13Good morning applicants
29:16Morning
29:17For today's task
29:18I've arranged for a group of corporate guests from the travel company 2e
29:22To come here to the manor house for a team building away day
29:28Team blue vision
29:29You will be hosting a wellness and yoga away day
29:33Look how flexible Judy is
29:36This is Judy doing the yoga
29:38Yes
29:38Come on
29:40Come on
29:41A bit of fun
29:42Team power
29:43You will be hosting an adventure paintballing away day
29:47Oh
29:47Oh
29:48Oh
29:49That's great
29:50My worst nightmare
29:51It hurts though
29:53You have two hours until your clients arrive
29:58Good luck
29:59Off you go
30:00Thank you
30:01Thank you
30:02With the task set
30:04The team's head inside for some away day brainstorming
30:07I love a bit of yoga and wellness
30:09Yeah
30:10Yeah
30:10And we've really got to think about making this a relaxing
30:14Escape
30:16Paintballing
30:16What are we thinking about the theme then
30:18We can't all be superheroes
30:19We need to call ahead to the local party shop
30:22Okay
30:23To secure our costumes
30:25Mission alert
30:27Oh
30:29Celebrities
30:30The applicants have been set their next task
30:32GK
30:33You must pretend to be the party shop owner
30:35And convince team power to order the wrong costumes
30:38Yes
30:39This mission is worth
30:402,000 pounds
30:46Where is it where is it
30:48Everyone listen
30:50Suspense
30:51Right everyone shut up
30:53Should I put it on loud
30:54Yes
30:54Right
30:56Hello
30:56Hello good morning
30:57I'm just wondering if we could order a few costumes please
31:00Yeah of course
31:01What are you looking for
31:02Perfect
31:02So basically we're looking for some superhero costumes
31:05We would need three of them
31:06So the only like three matching outfits we have are cowgirls
31:13Oh
31:16Okay
31:17Brilliant
31:18All right
31:18We're taking it
31:19All right
31:20Thank you
31:20I'll see you soon
31:21Goodbye
31:22We've just won them some money
31:24That was great
31:25You are going to be the most gorgeous cowgirl
31:30Yes
31:35While team power come to terms with being paintballing cowgirls
31:39Team blue vision are hard at work creating the perfect recipe for relaxation
31:43So we'll be required to make a homemade rejuvenating face mask for the guests
31:47So we're going to say this one includes matcha, kiwi
31:50Yeah
31:51And spirulina
31:52Yeah
31:52Yeah
31:53Great
31:53Mission alert
31:55It's time for your next mission
31:57Joe disguised as an armchair
31:59What?
32:01You must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder
32:04So it stains the client's skin
32:06Oh
32:07That's so good
32:08That's devious
32:10This mission is worth £6,000
32:12Oh wow
32:13That is very risky
32:20Joel we can see you
32:21You look amazing
32:22You've got to be really quiet
32:24Team power are in the blue room
32:26Joel
32:26And also mate
32:27Team blue vision are in the dining room
32:30The way joel is walking so slow is stressing me out
32:33Hey joel you're going to have to put a speed on there mate
32:35I'm a chair
32:37Oh
32:38Oh
32:38Zara's there
32:40Oh
32:41He's in
32:42He's landed
32:44Zara would you like to sit on the chair
32:46Just sorry
32:47Don't tell joel
32:48But just very very quietly go
32:51And then just sit on you
32:52He's just
32:54He's got no idea
32:55Are you doing amazing
32:56Stay exactly where you are
32:59And lean back
33:01Oh my god
33:02One of the contestants is sitting on you
33:05Joel don't move
33:06Don't move
33:07There's a contestant sitting on you
33:10You get it joel laughing
33:11I can feel it's sara davies
33:15I like the feeling of a dragon
33:17Are you ready for your outfit?
33:19Here it is
33:20What is going on?
33:22Look look
33:22Here we go
33:23Jake this is
33:25It's all in there
33:26Oh there's bandannas and everything
33:30Oh my gosh
33:33Oh no
33:38Oh
33:40Oh
33:41Okay grace the scripts and agendas sorted out
33:42Let's get ready to make the face masks
33:45Let's go
33:45Let's go
33:46Oh
33:47Joel
33:48Team blue vision's moving
33:49They're on the move
33:52Joel they're in the orange rain
33:55Look at these ingredients
33:56They look fab
33:59That's very green
34:01Joel move your right hand
34:02Up and down if you're okay
34:06Oh my god that was risky look
34:10Sarah's laughing look
34:12You just look so cherry
34:13It's brilliant
34:15Now they did say
34:16If you add more of something
34:18I think it was spirulina
34:19That it gives a little bit more
34:21A boost of something
34:22It's a lot of spirulina isn't it
34:24Should we keep to the
34:25Keep to the recipe
34:26Keep to the recipe yeah
34:27I think so
34:28But remember it's about those extras
34:30Isn't it
34:31All right
34:31Give it a little
34:32Give them a little bit more
34:32Yeah
34:33Give it a few
34:33Why not
34:34Joel this is actually really good as well
34:36The boys are putting in
34:38Loads of the recipe
34:39And it's going to make it look really green anyway
34:41So your stuff you can put loads in
34:45Little thumbs up if you understand
34:47Yeah let's go with that
34:59They didn't see you but they just they literally turned to face you just then
35:03Okay fantastic I think we've done a great job
35:05I think you know the the clients from two
35:07Are going to absolutely love that on their faces
35:09So if you go and see how anyone's getting on with the yoga
35:11Let's get it
35:12Let's do it
35:13Let's go
35:16This is your moment
35:17You've got to go
35:17This is your time
35:19Joel get yourself up and go and change it
35:21Quickly
35:24There he is
35:24Go on Joel
35:25Oh no
35:26He can't see
35:30Come on come on
35:34You're going to need to add some water
35:35Get it all in
35:36Add water babes
35:38Yeah
35:39You just put so much in
35:42How did your face mask go
35:44It was good
35:45It's looking good
35:46Keep going boy
35:47Keep making it sticky
35:48It's all good natural ingredients
35:50I don't think we need to overthink it
35:51It'll be fine
35:55Yes
35:56That's great
35:56Oh no
35:57It's on your sofa
35:58We're just getting back to HQ
36:00Run to the bookcase
36:01Run to the bookcase Joel
36:03It's got all the right ingredients
36:05Well hopefully
36:06This is the saddest thing
36:07This is this is an awkward run
36:09This is like the lowest point
36:10It does
36:20With everything says
36:21The contestants gather outside the front of the manor house
36:24To welcome their corporate guests
36:26Look
36:27Look that
36:27Look that
36:28Oh
36:28Sui arriving
36:32Look great
36:35Are you ready to join us?
36:37Hello
36:38Hello
36:38Hello then
36:39Yee-haw
36:40Yee-haw
36:41Yee-haw
36:41That was a great
36:42Yee-haw action
36:43Yeah I like it
36:43You ready to feel rejuvenated today?
36:45As Team Power take their corporate clients to the woods to set up paintballing
36:49Team Blue Vision prepare to pamper their guests
36:52Do you mind if I put this face mask on your face?
36:56With what unbeknownst to them is now a sabotaged green food dye enhanced face mask
37:02Oh my day
37:03Here we go
37:04Face masks are coming
37:05Face masks are coming
37:06Oh my god
37:08I want to see what happened
37:10This is terrible
37:12Only the best and most premium products for our guests at the Blue Vision Retreat
37:20Does this have magic ingredients in it?
37:23It does have magic ingredients
37:25Yes
37:26Yeah food colouring
37:36Okay ladies it's time to remove your masks
37:39Oh my god
37:40Oh my god
37:41Oh no
37:42Oh it's not gonna it's not gonna stain our faces it
37:46No it won't stain your faces
37:49That's rank
37:50I look like Shrek
37:52If you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off
37:56No it's not ever
37:57No it won't
37:58Oh my god
38:01Would anyone like a green smoothie?
38:06Oh my god
38:08Sarah is this as bad as it looks?
38:18I feel like they put too much of a certain ingredient in the face mask
38:25Did you definitely check the measurements?
38:27Yes
38:31So you know I put the ingredients in so I'm happy to sort of take the kind of blame on
38:36that one
38:44Oh my god
38:45Okay we are getting there
38:46We are getting there
38:47Joel that's incredible what you've just done
38:49Oh my god
38:50We're so good
38:52Joel
38:54Go
38:56Oh my god
38:57Well done everyone well done
38:59I've had a lot of spa days and face masks before but never anything like this
39:03I feel like I've scrubbed a layer of skin off
39:05I'm absolutely not coming back to this far
39:09A hundred percent
39:11Meanwhile over with team power
39:12What we're going to be doing today is paintballing
39:14And we are in the woods for this as well so you've got to go very careful
39:17It's just going to be quite a fun day to be fair
39:19Yee-haw
39:22Yee-haw
39:23Okay so we're going to move on to the yoga which I'm taking
39:29Mission alert
39:32Celebrities
39:33It's time for your final sabotage missions
39:37Joe you will stay behind as mission controller GK
39:42Hidden inside a garden storage box you must pop Emma's yoga ball mid-class
39:47I love this
39:51And then
39:51And then
39:52Joe Sam and Judy
39:55Posing as team power paintballers
39:58You must sabotage the yoga session covering team blue vision and their guests in paint
40:05That's incredible
40:07Celebrities each mission is worth five thousand pounds
40:11So there is a total of ten thousand pounds up for grabs
40:15Wow
40:16Wow
40:18And remember
40:19Don't get caught
40:20Do not get caught
40:22Okay GK you need to find something to pop the balls with
40:25Yep
40:25We need to find guns
40:27Water piss
40:28Let's go Joe
40:33And breathe in
40:36And breathe out
40:43Have you found the box GK
40:46Lovely
40:47And breathe out
40:49Oh my god
40:51Jesus wept
40:53Are you alright
40:54That's why it's home
40:55So grab your balls please
40:57She looks at her right while she's sat there she will see me we are literally eye level
41:03Here we go GK
41:05I think you'll have one go at it
41:07I want you to be comfortable with your ball okay
41:09Get your ball and just sit on it
41:12I'm waiting for her to bounce
41:15And bounce on it
41:18Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:21Sharp a thrust as you can
41:24Oh my god
41:26Bouncy
41:26Okay go for it go for it
41:37Get your ball and just sit on it
41:40And bounce on it
41:43Bouncy bouncy bouncy
41:45Okay go for it go for it
41:51Oh my word
41:53Oh that is brilliant
42:00I'm sorry
42:02I'm sorry that was brilliant
42:04How embarrassing
42:05I was bouncing on it too hard clearly
42:08I'm back to HQ
42:10I'm not confident this ball so I'm just uh
42:13I'm just getting the feel for it
42:15After a successful explosive mission
42:18GK sneaks back to join Joe in Mission HQ
42:22But meanwhile over in the woods
42:24Team Power busy leading their cowgirl paintball activity
42:27Come on guys
42:29Teamwork communication
42:31Allowing Judy, Joel and Sam
42:33God I'm so excited
42:34To sabotage the yoga session disguised in the same cowgirl costumes
42:39And breathe in
42:42Cause absolute carnage
42:44Big time
42:45Oh my god
42:47Sam don't show your face
42:50Go on have it large Judy
42:51Go on go go go
42:53Things
42:54Wooo
42:55What
42:55Pain everywhere
42:58Pain everywhere
42:59No
43:00No
43:01Breathe in
43:03Why do you think you're moving
43:06I'm going
43:07Do you think they could move
43:09You don't know what you're doing
43:10Breathe out
43:12Get out
43:13Are you there
43:14Right go go go go go
43:16Go
43:16Let's just keep focused on the breathing
43:30Sorry guys
43:31It's really dramatic
43:32Who feels relaxed
43:34Team Power came in and ambushed my whole class
43:37They've 100% done it on purpose
43:39They're trying to sabotage our task
43:41It was carnage
43:43Absolute carnage
43:43I can only imagine maybe they've just got that real desire to win and to beat us
43:48I cannot believe they've done this to us
43:50They've played us dirty
43:59With the disastrous away day done
44:02The applicants are ready for the final results and are heading to Sarah's office
44:07Or so they think
44:08Oh my word
44:10What is that?
44:11This is a bookcase
44:14Wow
44:15Oh my
44:16Oh wow
44:18She's been watching us the full time
44:21No way
44:22Celebrity sabotage
44:24But we're not celebrities
44:26What is happening here?
44:27Oh hello
44:28Hello applicants
44:31Now you must be wondering
44:33What on earth is going on?
44:36Just a bit
44:36Yeah
44:37But I've got something to tell you
44:40The applicant
44:42Is not a real show
44:44What?
44:45Take a look at this
44:48What?
44:51Sam Thompson
44:52GK Murray
44:54It's a bird poop
44:55How would you like getting into your bird?
44:58He's turning off
44:59I love turning off
45:00I love her
45:01I love her
45:01I love her
45:02I love her
45:02I love her
45:04We need him to stop filming, mate
45:07No, I love her
45:08What?
45:08How did I not recognise him?
45:10I'll get the memory card
45:12He stole our footage
45:14No
45:15It's a chair
45:16You're going to need to add some water
45:18Get it all in
45:18I didn't put too much in
45:20Exactly
45:20We were scrubbing their faces for hours
45:23Okay
45:24Go for it
45:24Go for it
45:25Go for it
45:26Go for it
45:26No
45:32This is hilarious
45:35Yes
45:36Yes
45:47We're sorry
45:48Now you have not been taking part in a real business competition show
45:52You have actually been contestants on a secret game show called celebrity sabotage
45:59For every sabotage we successfully completed
46:02We've been building up a secret prize pot for all of you
46:07This day
46:08The total prize, one for you all
46:10Is £29,000
46:16Coming out with £4,800 is just incredible
46:20I thought you had no idea there were celebrities underneath the house
46:24I thought it was just bad luck all the way
46:27I can't wait to be able to take my two kids
46:31On the holiday that we haven't been able to go on for the last couple of years
46:34And I've been promising them
46:37Next time on celebrity sabotage
46:44Welcome to our brand new show
46:45Couple goals
46:47Matt you need to splash Emma
46:50Oh my god
46:51Oh my god
46:53OH NO
46:54WHOO!
46:55WHOO!
46:56WHOO!
46:57WHOO!
46:57YAY!
46:58YAY!
47:29We're right back.