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The Madison Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00:05Previously on the Madison
00:00:08Don't you ever fucking touch me
00:00:17Kate says we got a daughter same age as yours
00:00:20Love to get them together
00:00:21That would be great
00:00:22Your options are stay here with me
00:00:25Or you figure out your life on your own
00:00:27I want out of this fucking court
00:00:32That sure is a permanent solution to a temporary problem
00:00:36I'm not
00:00:38Are you my friend?
00:00:39Of course
00:00:40Get on a plane
00:00:41I need you
00:00:42I will be there first thing in the morning
00:00:45What's your name?
00:00:47Abby
00:00:48You're alright, Abby
00:00:54Oh my god
00:00:55She may be the oldest, but she's still my baby
00:00:58Picking her up when she falls
00:01:01Is my job
00:01:05I want you
00:01:06I won't know
00:01:07I'm not sure
00:01:08She has been a mental attachment
00:01:08Or is her
00:01:14That she may be amongst me
00:01:19I may be the Causes
00:01:20I know
00:01:20House
00:01:21She can't go
00:01:22I don't know
00:01:51Transcription by CastingWords
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00:03:09Woo!
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:43I gotta say, I like how you always point me to a good hole, Paul.
00:03:48And somehow always find yourself on a better one.
00:03:50Strange how that happens, isn't it?
00:03:52Yeah.
00:03:52I'm gonna find my own hole.
00:03:54You do that, big brother.
00:04:03Fish in the middle.
00:04:06It's night.
00:04:07The trout aren't afraid of the eagles now.
00:04:09They're in the middle.
00:04:25No.
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:26Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:04:28Yeah!
00:04:29Ha-ha!
00:04:29La-ha!
00:04:30Ha-ha!
00:04:30Ha-ha!
00:04:30Ha-ha!
00:04:32See you!
00:04:33Huh!
00:04:33Yeah!
00:04:34Uh!
00:04:34Yeah!
00:04:43There we go.
00:05:01Huh.
00:05:02Ha ha.
00:05:05Ha ha.
00:05:06Ha ha ha.
00:05:09Ha ha.
00:05:10Ha ha.
00:05:10Ha ha.
00:05:21Hey! Get out of my hall!
00:05:58I'll see you next time.
00:06:26Oh, man.
00:06:49Do you know what today is?
00:06:51I knew what it was when you woke me up, but I've got no clue now.
00:06:55Is it today?
00:06:56Is it tomorrow?
00:06:59It's Melissa's birthday.
00:07:07You know, sometimes I worry.
00:07:11About what?
00:07:13About the day you wake up, and this seems normal, ordinary.
00:07:19You find yourself, I don't know, maybe lacking in purpose.
00:07:27You've been here 20 years, and it hasn't felt ordinary yet.
00:07:31It doesn't feel ordinary today.
00:07:35I'm not sure why that would worry you.
00:07:37The worry is what you do next.
00:07:41So you think me finding some woman to wipe my ass throughout the twilight years is somehow
00:07:45a deterrent to suicide?
00:07:48Not when you say it like that.
00:07:49You're the one person that's never asked me.
00:07:53Don't change that today.
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:59Can I ask you why?
00:08:04Because when I said, till death do us part, I meant my death.
00:08:16You of all people should understand that.
00:08:22Yeah brother, that I understand.
00:08:28I understood exactly, because I feel the same.
00:08:47This is getting harder.
00:09:08Can I ask you why?
00:09:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:09:45it's okay to drink water from the river now we're boiling it so i don't think you can boil the
00:09:50bad
00:09:51out of the hudson oh look at that it's just bubbling up right there how do you know when it's
00:09:58done i go by the color when it looks like espresso i pull it and i thought i knew all
00:10:04there was to
00:10:04know about making coffee oh apparently the methods are endless if no percolator or filter can be found
00:10:17boil water in a pot then crack an egg shell and all into the water add two teaspoons of coffee
00:10:24per cup
00:10:24let sit about two minutes and stir the egg will adhere to the grounds you scoop it out drink up
00:10:32what is that preston's journal he started it when they bought the place 20 years ago longer
00:10:45for the first time in my life
00:10:50i own land not a building or apartment land unlike the other two which feel more akin to a gopher
00:11:00occupying a different hole i'm a steward now solely responsible for how much this land changes
00:11:09or how much it stays the same
00:11:13best i can hope is be a benign nuisance to this place
00:11:18man's goal in society is to be remembered in nature it is to be forgotten
00:11:25unnoticed leave as little proof i was here as i possibly can that will be my gift to this place
00:11:36who wrote that quest
00:11:43there's a man in here i barely knew lily
00:11:50and he begged me
00:11:53to know him
00:11:57i remember one thanksgiving i was back from college i was laid up on the sofa with a hangover
00:12:07and my father walked in and he asked me if i wanted to go for a walk
00:12:13i said no
00:12:16and i never thought of it again until
00:12:1930 years
00:12:21later and all of his children are racing to boston trying to beat death to his bed and say goodbye
00:12:27and i asked him if he remembered inviting me to go on that walk and he
00:12:32nodded and he smiled
00:12:34and i asked him do you remember what you wanted to talk about
00:12:37and he shook his head and he said i didn't want to talk
00:12:42i just want to listen
00:12:46this is not cheering me up
00:12:47my point is he told you everything that he wanted you to know while he was here
00:12:53if he had wanted you to know what was in that book while he was alive
00:12:58he would have told you
00:13:01he's telling you now
00:13:03because now is when he wants you to know it
00:13:11how's this thing work
00:13:15oh it's deceptively simple you just pour
00:13:22dare i ask for creamer
00:13:24no you can ask
00:13:29thank you
00:13:32all right i am here to work
00:13:34i have been given a list of to do's from preston's attorneys
00:13:40i'm only going to ask this of you once and then we won't have to talk about it again
00:13:45the death certificate is in my purse
00:13:50so the apartment and the house in the hamptons are in a trust along with all of his investments his
00:13:57bank accounts everything you are executor and beneficiary until your death at which time the law firm will assume the
00:14:05role of executor and the trust is divided equally between abigail bridget macy and page
00:14:10okay the will does list burial instructions
00:14:17he wanted to be buried here
00:14:23there's a spot marked on a map
00:14:29i know the spot
00:14:48if i sell it
00:14:52the new owners can exhume the bodies move them cremate them whatever they choose
00:15:01well what if you
00:15:03you exempt this part from sale
00:15:06then what i fly back here once a year
00:15:11sit here for an hour
00:15:13how many funerals
00:15:14how many funerals have we been to
00:15:15parents grandparents friends
00:15:17have you ever been back to visit once
00:15:20okay so keep it
00:15:21but keeping it doesn't require you to live here
00:15:25i
00:15:26preston didn't live here
00:15:27well preston didn't live here
00:15:28because
00:15:29i refuse to entertain the notion
00:15:32because the notion isn't rational
00:15:34you think i'm using my logical mind to make this decision
00:15:39the only thing on my mind
00:15:42is how do i get through the day without him
00:15:49i was only three years older than bridget when i met him
00:15:56i can't
00:16:01explain
00:16:01the pain
00:16:03lily
00:16:04it's so
00:16:08fucking piercing
00:16:10that
00:16:13i'm not able to remember to breathe
00:16:17it's a good thing that breathing is
00:16:20an automatic response
00:16:22because if i could choose not to remember
00:16:26maybe in six weeks i'll feel foolish and i'll miss you
00:16:31and i'll miss new york and i'll miss the noise
00:16:34but for now i can sit on that porch
00:16:38i can stand by the river
00:16:39and i can feel him
00:16:43his soul is here
00:16:45i know it sounds ridiculous
00:16:47but it's here
00:16:49and i
00:16:49feel it
00:16:55best friend's job isn't to tell you what to do
00:16:57my job is to help you do it
00:17:05so where do we start
00:17:10whiskey
00:17:11okay
00:17:23any hint of mystery in our marriage is gone
00:17:26gone
00:17:27i disagree
00:17:28i think you're still quite the mystery to
00:17:31that's not what you
00:17:32okay i understand
00:17:33i get it
00:17:34i'm gonna take a shower
00:17:35try to wash the shame
00:17:37away
00:17:37there's no shame honey
00:17:40remember
00:17:40everybody poops
00:17:43children's book
00:17:44it normalizes you know
00:17:45basic human behavior
00:17:47body functions
00:17:48what
00:17:49it's pretty great
00:17:57do you want a coffee
00:18:04i want a hotel suite with his and her bathrooms and a fucking bidet
00:18:09and a facial my skin is turning into leather
00:18:35that's an indian
00:18:36native american
00:18:38do you think she's lost
00:18:39she just had me shoes
00:18:42what are you looking at
00:18:43there is a literal indian
00:18:45native american
00:18:46native american
00:18:47on a horse outside the window
00:18:49what
00:18:53go
00:18:53what the fuck
00:18:56oh
00:18:57didn't mean to scare you
00:18:59me
00:18:59no
00:19:00i scared you
00:19:01i'm so sorry
00:19:02you just spook the horse
00:19:03but that ain't hard to do
00:19:06is there a girl here about my age
00:19:07uh
00:19:09well there's um
00:19:10uh wife
00:19:11do you need her
00:19:11or something
00:19:14hey kayla
00:19:15i came to meet your daughter
00:19:16alright
00:19:17well let me get her
00:19:19hey girls
00:19:26wanna be friends
00:19:28me
00:19:29can you ride
00:19:30that's not my daughter
00:19:31that's my sister
00:19:33i'm 26
00:19:34you sure
00:19:35pretty sure
00:19:36yeah
00:19:42hi
00:19:43can i pet him
00:19:44you bet
00:19:48hello
00:19:50what's his name
00:19:51shorty
00:19:53he's not very short
00:19:54he was when we named him
00:19:56you got a horse
00:19:57yeah
00:19:58saddle him up
00:20:00he's still at the olympics
00:20:02where's that
00:20:05france
00:20:06you can ride one of mine
00:20:11whoa
00:20:12wow
00:20:12um
00:20:14whoa
00:20:14uh
00:20:15wait wait wait
00:20:16uh
00:20:17bridget
00:20:18oh my god
00:20:19that indian girl
00:20:20just rode off with your child
00:20:21be careful
00:20:23abby
00:20:23do something
00:20:24what are you
00:20:24she's the neighbor
00:20:26they'll be fine
00:20:27unless she falls off
00:20:28and dies
00:20:28what do you want me to do
00:20:29page
00:20:38hi
00:20:39i'm ready to go home
00:20:41you and me both
00:20:43uh
00:20:44okay
00:20:45should we say noon
00:20:47okay
00:20:48we'll be there
00:20:54hi
00:20:55this is abby
00:20:56from
00:20:57yeah
00:20:57yeah the neighbor
00:20:59um
00:21:00i think my daughter
00:21:01is headed there
00:21:02at least i hope she is
00:21:03she's with kayla
00:21:04okay
00:21:05yep
00:21:05i'll keep an eye out for them
00:21:06there's just
00:21:07there's something we need to take care of in town
00:21:08it
00:21:09do you think you could watch her till we get back
00:21:11i can't promise i won't put her to work
00:21:13well
00:21:13i can't promise as much work in her
00:21:15but you're welcome to try
00:21:16she's fine here all day
00:21:18whether she's working or not
00:21:19well i think i see him coming over the hill now
00:21:22thank you
00:21:27hey russell
00:21:29i need you to do me a favor
00:21:50what's that
00:21:54oh
00:21:55well
00:21:56according to the guide
00:21:59gets a
00:22:01coyote
00:22:03no
00:22:06might be a wolf
00:22:07there's wolves here
00:22:08in this book there's every species that
00:22:11threatens our place atop the food chain
00:22:13what's the food chain
00:22:16well
00:22:17i'm not sure that i'm qualified to answer that
00:22:20but think about it like this
00:22:23a fly gets caught in a spider's web
00:22:25the spider eats it
00:22:27then the frog eats the spider
00:22:29and then the snake eats the frog
00:22:32and then the hawk eats the snake
00:22:34that's the food chain
00:22:35what eats the hawk?
00:22:37well i think uh
00:22:39you know the hawk is
00:22:40is
00:22:40is
00:22:42just up there
00:22:43you know
00:22:43near the uh
00:22:44near the top
00:22:45but there's things bigger than hawks
00:22:48the hawks are like the uh
00:22:49you know the air force of the animal kingdom
00:22:51land animals would have a tough time getting them
00:22:54i mean of course i guess
00:22:56mountain lion could
00:22:57climb a tree to get them
00:22:58you know what i don't know
00:23:00i'm sure there are
00:23:02variances to the food chain that i uh
00:23:03that i am unaware of
00:23:10what's that
00:23:11oh
00:23:12turn to the scat section
00:23:15what's scat?
00:23:17it's a mountain word for poop
00:23:18apparently
00:23:19that's poop?
00:23:21that
00:23:21is elk poop
00:23:23to be exact
00:23:24so
00:23:25the elk was on this trail
00:23:27and so was the wolf
00:23:29you think the wolf was hunting the elk?
00:23:35uh
00:23:36maybe
00:23:37and then
00:23:38the elk saw the wolf
00:23:40and it scared the shit out of him
00:23:45uh
00:23:46well i object to your phrasing
00:23:48but uh
00:23:50the evidence does uh
00:23:52support that theory
00:23:53think there were wolves in new york
00:23:55before it was a city?
00:23:56i meant there was
00:23:59wolves and bears
00:24:01and everything that's here
00:24:14i can't remember his face
00:24:18it's only been a few days
00:24:20and i already forgot what he looked like
00:24:26well i can uh
00:24:27i can show you a picture
00:24:30there
00:24:31here
00:24:42from now on
00:24:43pictures is the only way i'll see them
00:25:06take care of it
00:25:30So, most planes this size do not have a flight data recorder.
00:25:35But because he flew for the Forest Service, one was installed.
00:25:40Well, this information helps us understand better what happened.
00:25:43I am happy to explain what took place if you don't wish to listen.
00:25:48But it is your right to listen, so the choice is yours.
00:25:54Have you listened?
00:25:55Yes, ma'am.
00:25:56I have.
00:25:57And is there something to learn from it?
00:26:01How is this helpful?
00:26:06For your daughters, I don't think it is.
00:26:09In fact, I would...
00:26:13That's not my place to say.
00:26:14Say it.
00:26:19If I were you, I wouldn't listen.
00:26:24If I were you, I would.
00:26:29I'm staying.
00:26:33Me too.
00:26:34Play it.
00:26:45I need a swap.
00:26:48I need a swap.
00:26:57We'll get up over this.
00:26:59Jesus.
00:27:00Jesus.
00:27:00Fuck.
00:27:01Hold on.
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03Stay safe.
00:27:07Oh, my God.
00:27:25You were his last thought.
00:27:27I figured you'd want to know that.
00:27:33Is there anything else?
00:27:36Do I need to sign something?
00:27:39No, ma'am.
00:27:41No, ma'am.
00:27:42I don't know.
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:43I don't know.
00:28:44Come on.
00:28:45Come on, guys.
00:28:47Come on, guys.
00:29:29Come on.
00:29:32Come on.
00:29:39Come on.
00:30:09Come on.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14Come on.
00:30:18Come on.
00:30:21Come on.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:50Come on.
00:30:50Come on.
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:13Come on.
00:31:20You're her friend?
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:24She could sure use one.
00:31:43Stacy.
00:31:47You know the five stages of grief?
00:31:51I'm aware of them.
00:31:56Well, today I just sped right through denial.
00:32:00I've got to tell you.
00:32:13These pants are Chanel, so you know.
00:32:23Never doubt my love for you.
00:32:26I don't.
00:32:30Well, all these doctors want to make a math problem out of how we feel.
00:32:35Well, there's five stages for this, seven for that.
00:32:42Doesn't work that way.
00:32:43Yes.
00:32:48You were the last thought in this mind.
00:32:52Stipsy, you were the very last.
00:32:58This will never know a love like that.
00:33:03I don't.
00:33:20A little warning would have been nice.
00:33:24Told you not to listen.
00:33:25You could have gone into more detail.
00:33:30I'm sorry.
00:33:32It's not your fault.
00:33:33I'm just...
00:33:36A good part of my job is giving bad news to good people.
00:33:42And I hate it.
00:33:48When you called...
00:33:52I thought you were calling for me.
00:33:54I was.
00:33:55You're who I called.
00:33:56To talk to me.
00:34:00You seemed so much brighter 30 seconds ago.
00:34:03You do recall that we kissed.
00:34:04I...
00:34:05I remember that.
00:34:06So I presumed that you were calling because you liked it and...
00:34:14Maybe you wanted to do it some more.
00:34:20Yeah, I might wanna...
00:34:23Stick a date somewhere in there before the next one.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:26If you wanna be old fashioned, then yeah.
00:34:28Okay.
00:34:28A date.
00:34:29Date it is.
00:34:31So...
00:34:32What does one do on...
00:34:34A date out here?
00:34:37I...
00:34:37It depends on the time of year, I guess.
00:34:40Right now...
00:34:41Float the river.
00:34:43Have a picnic.
00:34:45Run some horses into the mountains.
00:34:47No indoor dates.
00:34:50Pretty average saloon in town.
00:34:53But I've arrested most everyone in there, so...
00:34:56Room can get a little tense.
00:34:58Not about winter time.
00:35:00You go skiing.
00:35:01Snowmobiles is fun.
00:35:03These all seem to have an element of...
00:35:06What's the date in New York?
00:35:08We go to a movie and...
00:35:09See a play.
00:35:11So you...
00:35:12You sit in silence and watch other people talk?
00:35:14Okay, well at least they aren't timed events like the fucking Olympics.
00:35:17This ain't the which has better dates contest.
00:35:19I'm just curious.
00:35:21Go to a museum.
00:35:23Then a cafe.
00:35:25Maybe a pub after.
00:35:27We ain't got none of those.
00:35:28Right.
00:35:32Let's float the river.
00:35:35I think you'll like that.
00:35:37You okay?
00:35:39I can be here by four.
00:35:41Deal.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:45I'll see you at four.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:49No, for God's sake.
00:35:54Uh...
00:35:55Macy, look!
00:35:56Look!
00:35:56I think I saw an eagle.
00:35:57I don't see it.
00:35:58Duh.
00:35:59Right over the trees.
00:36:02Mom, guess what?
00:36:03What?
00:36:04We found a spot where the wolf scared the scat out of an elk.
00:36:07The what?
00:36:08Scat.
00:36:08It's what they call poop in Montana.
00:36:11It's a term used in tracking.
00:36:13Tracking.
00:36:14We'll discuss it on the boat.
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:16Macy, come on, let's go wash the scat off of us.
00:36:33Is there somewhere to change in that cabin?
00:36:37Uh...
00:36:37There's a bathroom.
00:36:39And by that I mean a room with a bath.
00:36:42She would come.
00:36:44I feel like I'm 13.
00:36:49Do you think today is the best day for us to...
00:36:52I would love to feel good for a few hours.
00:36:54I have all night to feel bad.
00:36:58I...
00:36:59There is just...
00:37:00There's something about this uniform.
00:37:02It's $28 at Western Police Supply.
00:37:05Oh, I'll see.
00:37:05Money well spent.
00:37:08See you at four.
00:37:15Honey?
00:37:24Hey.
00:37:31Hey.
00:37:32Hey.
00:37:36I got him.
00:37:38I got him.
00:37:39I heard it.
00:37:41I heard him die.
00:37:47It's okay.
00:37:50It's okay.
00:38:09It's okay.
00:38:26Don't mind me, I'm just mourning the death of our bank.
00:38:29Paige, I didn't mean-
00:38:30You didn't mean it, then why did you say it?
00:38:36Get changed. We're going on a field trip.
00:38:40A field trip?
00:38:41I think we all need a break.
00:38:44Come on.
00:38:57You fall in?
00:38:59I sat in.
00:39:03Van invited me to float the river.
00:39:07I'm going to bring Paige and Russell.
00:39:09My date has turned into group therapy.
00:39:11Do you want to come?
00:39:13Are you taking Macy?
00:39:14No, I can't leave her here alone.
00:39:16Leave her here with me.
00:39:18I have another daughter running wild somewhere.
00:39:20I'll find her.
00:39:24We can stay if you want.
00:39:26This was his favorite place on earth.
00:39:28I can think of nothing that would please him more than you seeing it.
00:39:35Send Macy down.
00:39:42Abby, you didn't ask my opinion, but if I were you, I would set my hooks pretty deep in that
00:39:51one.
00:39:51And they're not making any more men like him.
00:39:54This is less than no chance, Mom.
00:39:57But he is a beautiful diversion.
00:40:07September is my favorite time here.
00:40:10There's a bite to the air in the morning.
00:40:13Leaves begin to turn and we are done with the tedium of matching flies to a hatch.
00:40:19It's hopper season.
00:40:21No more scouring the ground for bugs or studying the leaves of a willow.
00:40:25Just tie on a number 12 hopper and give him hell.
00:40:29Oh, Mom.
00:40:56Well, honey, I stand corrected.
00:40:59Your OCD did have a purpose.
00:41:09Now, did you tell me how to tie this on?
00:41:21Of course you did.
00:41:27I love you.
00:41:29I love you.
00:41:29I'm sorry.
00:41:44This is right right here.
00:41:46This is for that.
00:41:47I love you.
00:41:52Oh, yeah.
00:41:54I love you.
00:41:55You're welcome.
00:41:55I love you.
00:42:02Ma'am?
00:42:09Ma'am?
00:42:20Can I help you?
00:42:21Yes.
00:42:22I am a friend of the Clyburn family.
00:42:24We have Preston Clyburn and his brother.
00:42:26Cole.
00:42:27Yes.
00:42:28Funeral home call.
00:42:29Said Mrs. Clyburn wanted them buried on the property.
00:42:32I've done some research and it seems that if we dedicate a portion of the property...
00:42:37This is the application.
00:42:38What you need to do is notate on the plat map the exact location of the cemetery.
00:42:44Have her sign in return.
00:42:45Okay, and how long does this process take?
00:42:47About 90 days.
00:42:49Oh, we don't, uh...
00:42:52We don't have 90 days.
00:42:53I don't think that this family has another week in them.
00:42:56You have to wait 90 days to allow residents to contest the location.
00:43:00Nobody will, but that's the law.
00:43:03Well, what is the family supposed to do with the bodies?
00:43:06This is a conditional permit.
00:43:08It allows the funeral home to release the bodies and allow for their immediate burial on the site.
00:43:15This would have taken six months and three attorneys in New York.
00:43:19You ain't in New York.
00:43:21So I just take this to the funeral home?
00:43:23I emailed it over this morning.
00:43:24Oh.
00:43:25Please extend our condolences.
00:43:27Paul was a real nice man.
00:43:30He will be missed.
00:43:37I'm not sure that you need this.
00:43:39I got it at the church auction.
00:43:41I thought it was for bingo.
00:43:43But it's good to know the screen works.
00:43:46Didn't know.
00:43:47It came with a sound, though.
00:43:55It's pretty neat.
00:43:57Have a nice day.
00:44:28What you doing?
00:44:29Wanna go fishing?
00:44:31I don't know how.
00:44:32Neither do I.
00:44:33Men do it drunk, so...
00:44:35How hard can it be?
00:44:40What's that for?
00:44:42No.
00:44:43No clue.
00:44:54I assume you've had some form of, like, swift water rescue training?
00:44:57Fair share.
00:44:59If you fall out of this boat, all you need to do is stand up.
00:45:02River ain't three feet deep here.
00:45:03I gotta say, I was not expecting this.
00:45:06I've been floating New Yorkers down this river since as a teenager.
00:45:09I know what you're all like.
00:45:10You dig down to the bottom and there's some prosciutto and cantaloupe.
00:45:14He is the perfect man.
00:45:15If he thought to get cheese, he is.
00:45:17Keep hunting.
00:45:18There's Brie and honey.
00:45:21Russell, do you want a beer?
00:45:23No, I'll get a glass.
00:45:26Yeah, beer's fine.
00:45:28Beer, uh...
00:45:30Beer would be great.
00:45:31You've got that craft brew look about ya.
00:45:34I hope it's alright.
00:45:34Yeah, you bet.
00:45:36I, uh, love it when they taste like campfire.
00:45:42Mmm.
00:45:43Honey, what can you do to get veins in your forearms like his?
00:45:47Uh, steroids would do it.
00:45:49Or exercise, one could argue.
00:45:50I exercise.
00:45:51I got him a Peloton for Christmas, and he's been using it.
00:45:54What's a Peloton?
00:45:57It's a stationary bike with a monitor that allows you to interact with other riders through
00:46:02the internet while you're riding.
00:46:03It's like a, like a spin class.
00:46:05Yeah, except you don't have to leave your house.
00:46:08Because, I mean, once you get home, you don't ever really want to leave, right?
00:46:12I mean, I suppose I could on my way home stop at the gym and ride one of their bikes,
00:46:16but you've got to bring a gym bag, and you sweat, and you've got to shower,
00:46:19and I really don't believe in showers as like a communal experience.
00:46:24Mmm. Can't you just go for a bike ride?
00:46:27In New York?
00:46:29No.
00:46:29That's too dangerous.
00:46:30Like, way, way too...
00:46:32No, you can't.
00:46:34It actually is.
00:46:35I mean, if he doesn't get run over, he'd probably get robbed.
00:46:37He'd just pull you off at a red light, ride off with your bike.
00:46:40I'm serious.
00:46:41I'm not doubting ya.
00:46:42I got a friend who was riding his bike in the forest and got jumped by a mountain lion.
00:46:47A mountain lion?
00:46:48Mmm.
00:46:49What did he do?
00:46:50They had a pretty good fight about it.
00:46:52Uh, my buddy stabbed him with a knife till he'd run off.
00:46:54Died under a tree.
00:46:55Your friend died?
00:46:56A mountain lion died.
00:46:58Yeah, friend's fine.
00:47:00His friend killed a lion with his bare hands.
00:47:04Well, with a knife, right?
00:47:06Choke a lion to death with your bare hands.
00:47:08Maybe I'm impressed with one.
00:47:13Wow.
00:47:14Look at that.
00:47:16I guess that's why they call it Big Sky Country.
00:47:20How come it's so much bigger here?
00:47:22It's even bigger than the beach.
00:47:25You ever notice how the sky at the beach is only, like, over the ocean?
00:47:35Paige, your blonde is showing.
00:47:38No, think about it.
00:47:38You only ever see half the sky at the beach.
00:47:40That's because you're facing the ocean.
00:47:42If you just turn around, you'd see the other half.
00:47:46Yeah, duh.
00:47:46But what I'm saying is that it tricks your mind.
00:47:48No, it tricks your mind, Paige.
00:47:50The rest of my mind's haven't figured out.
00:47:51Oh, excuse me.
00:47:52Get a hot boyfriend and know everything.
00:47:53I'm Abby.
00:47:54Wikipedia.
00:47:54This is why I don't take my sisters on the river.
00:48:01You said there was prosciutto?
00:48:08So there's eggs, nymphs, emergers, and then the adults.
00:48:13But then the nymphs, they might live for two years before they rise and then fly up and
00:48:18breed.
00:48:20And that's it.
00:48:23Fall back to the river, deposit their eggs, and their life is over.
00:48:32Well, that is tragic.
00:48:37It ain't tragic.
00:48:39That's their purpose.
00:48:41And the fact that we're watching them is proof they succeeded.
00:48:47God, I am so out of practice at this.
00:48:52Yeah, you and me both.
00:48:56Well, I guess the question is, should we be trying?
00:49:05I doubt you're moving here, and I ain't never moving to New York.
00:49:11Look, I am a 37-year-old divorced mother of two.
00:49:17I don't have the luxury of expecting good heart, great smile, and geography.
00:49:29When I met Dallas, my ex, I was pregnant first.
00:49:35And then love came later, if it came at all.
00:49:42But he was sweet and supportive, and before you knew it, we had a family.
00:49:49It's my juvenile attempt to recreate what my parents had created.
00:49:57I look at people out here, and they're married at 20.
00:50:01They're still in love with a life that they built and kids running everywhere.
00:50:09Where I'm from, having a child at 20 is a catastrophe.
00:50:15I tried to hide behind the marriage and pretend like it was the plan all along.
00:50:19Don't get me wrong.
00:50:21I love my girls.
00:50:24Bridget is the most wonderful mistake I have ever made, and I am glad I made it.
00:50:33But when you say, till death do us part, you mean it.
00:50:37When we say it, our mind's just on the reception.
00:50:43Does that make sense?
00:50:48Not really.
00:50:52Look, maybe floating a river is as far as this goes.
00:50:56But in the off chance that this is the start of something,
00:51:00I don't want you to think that...
00:51:03I don't even, I don't know how to say this.
00:51:04I...
00:51:09I don't want you to think that there is some great love I'm comparing you to because I have no
00:51:14great love to judge you against.
00:51:16We don't need to be comparing nothing. I don't think that's fair to anybody.
00:51:27My wife wasn't as pretty as you.
00:51:30Hell, I don't...
00:51:32I don't think I've ever met anyone as pretty as you.
00:51:39She was skinny, big gap between her front teeth.
00:51:47And if she stood across the river from us right now...
00:51:53I would run to her.
00:51:57Run.
00:52:01And I doubt my feet would touch water.
00:52:05My boys have been begging me to date for a year.
00:52:10And she was a love of my life since eighth grade.
00:52:16What are the odds I get to?
00:52:24I do have a frame of reference.
00:52:26And please don't take this the wrong way when I tell you...
00:52:29You got a lot to live up to.
00:52:36As much as I like sitting here, it hurts more than you'll ever know.
00:52:42So if you're wondering how I feel about you...
00:52:48I feel enough to sit here and take it.
00:52:53That's a lot to live up to.
00:52:56Yes, ma'am.
00:53:01I'll make you a deal.
00:53:04What's that?
00:53:06The part of your heart that she has.
00:53:09She can keep.
00:53:15I wish it was that easy.
00:53:19I mean, wasn't this boat ride, wasn't it?
00:53:21Just like...
00:53:23A reason to forget. Wasn't that the point?
00:53:26That...
00:53:28That was the original goal, yes.
00:53:32Then let's get to it.
00:54:03That's not how you do it.
00:54:06I'm aware.
00:54:08The book says swing the rod between ten and two.
00:54:12What's ten and two?
00:54:14Uh, it refers to a time when watches had hands.
00:54:19Watches had hands?
00:54:20Okay.
00:54:21Ten and two.
00:54:24Ten.
00:54:26Two.
00:54:28I think this is...
00:54:31right.
00:54:33Okay, what does it say now?
00:54:35Point your hands where you want the fly to hit the water.
00:54:45Oh!
00:54:46You caught one!
00:54:47What do I do?
00:54:48What do I do?
00:54:48Uh...
00:54:49You're supposed to pull the line with your hand.
00:54:51Why?
00:54:52I don't know, that's what it says.
00:54:53What is it?
00:54:53I have a better idea.
00:55:03Get it, get it!
00:55:04Get it, get it!
00:55:06Oh, that might be a bit excessive.
00:55:07I got it!
00:55:08Okay, get him!
00:55:10We got him there!
00:55:11We got him there!
00:55:12We got him!
00:55:20It's so clear.
00:55:26What?
00:55:29What?
00:55:30Why are you staring at me like a stalker?
00:55:32I'm staring at you like your husband.
00:55:34Yeah, if I was married to a stalker.
00:55:38What?
00:55:39You're beautiful.
00:55:42Yeah, you think?
00:55:44I do think.
00:55:46What's your favorite part?
00:55:47My swollen ass or this fucking shiner?
00:55:50It's a tough choice.
00:55:53You still think I'm pretty?
00:55:55Nah, pretty isn't a strong enough word.
00:56:01Then get off your ass and come fucking woo me.
00:56:05Is that alright?
00:56:07Jesus, take that head.
00:56:15Now sweep me off my feet.
00:56:17Alright.
00:56:18Like this.
00:56:20I bust a peloton, yes.
00:56:23Like that.
00:56:26You're heavier than you look.
00:56:27What the fuck did you just say?
00:56:29No, I mean like muscle density.
00:56:31BMI.
00:56:31It's a compliment.
00:56:32In what caveman universe is that a compliment?
00:56:34Put me there.
00:56:35Okay, fine.
00:56:36Russell.
00:56:37You wanna see a caveman?
00:56:38I swear to God, honey.
00:56:39Don't you?
00:56:40Okay, okay, wait.
00:56:41I will give you the gojo of the year if you don't do this.
00:56:44Oh, wow!
00:56:45Wait!
00:56:45After decade, after decade.
00:56:47Honey, please.
00:56:47This is a terrible way for a marriage to end.
00:56:49Don't do this.
00:56:50God, I feel like I have so much power right now.
00:56:52Okay, wait.
00:56:53I'm begging you.
00:56:55Keep begging.
00:57:01Okay.
00:57:02Okay, fine.
00:57:04You win.
00:57:06Take me back to the shore and have your way with me.
00:57:09Really gotta lay off the cannolis, baby.
00:57:12Okay, after we fuck you are in real trouble.
00:57:15So the trick is to keep his head looking outside as you come into the barrel, then release him and
00:57:20he'll spring right around it.
00:57:21Pull his head away?
00:57:22Just a little.
00:57:22I'll show you.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:47Got it?
00:57:48I think so.
00:57:50Give him a go.
00:57:53Whoa!
00:57:56Whoa!
00:58:15Pretty good for never doing it!
00:58:19That was amazing!
00:58:23Bridget!
00:58:24Your mama called.
00:58:25She wants you home.
00:58:27Okay?
00:58:28I don't know the way.
00:58:29I know the way.
00:58:30I'll pony your horse back for you.
00:58:39Looking good, girls.
00:58:42I'll grab the key.
00:58:51What are these again?
00:58:53Uh, fritters of sorts with zucchini from the garden.
00:58:57There's zucchini in the garden?
00:58:58There is a bit of everything in the garden.
00:59:00How many fists did you catch?
00:59:02Seven.
00:59:02What?
00:59:03No kidding.
00:59:04Mm-hmm.
00:59:04I find that very hard to believe, Mom.
00:59:06Oh, you caught me, Paige.
00:59:08I bought it from the fishmonger in Three Forks.
00:59:10You caught them?
00:59:11With a pole?
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13That's how it's done.
00:59:13This is all very suspect.
00:59:15I need evidence.
00:59:16Oh, evidence.
00:59:17Um, kind of like that leaf embedded in your hair.
00:59:20How did that happen, Paige?
00:59:21Oh.
00:59:22What?
00:59:23I fell.
00:59:24Oh.
00:59:25Uh-huh.
00:59:25I did.
00:59:26You tried walking a riverbank in Louboutin.
00:59:28I bet I know exactly what you fell on.
00:59:31Oh, look who's talking.
00:59:32While you were swallowing Deputy Do-Right's taunts on.
00:59:35Fuck you.
00:59:36So gross.
00:59:47I'm sorry.
00:59:53I wonder if you know how happiness would make him.
01:00:02It would fill his heart.
01:00:36Let's talk about tomorrow.
01:00:41What's tomorrow?
01:00:45Tomorrow, we bury them.
01:00:47Um, essentially.
01:00:50No, there never
01:00:51Oh, but, even, we are going to get back to my family, three WWW.
01:00:54Now we have some and, and in that kind of advice we leave the family to be scaffolds and
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