00:00Welcome, citizen tourists, to Kazakh City, home of mighty ruler, Grand Master Mayo.
00:07Here, fellow citizens live in prosperous fear, under safety and tranquility of martial law,
00:13of mighty Mayo army, led by charismatic hero of the people, General Mikhail.
00:19When not under curfew for your protection, visit Historic Transit Station, pinnacle of Kazakh City technology.
00:26Take train, in the safety of always watching military, to Historic Historical District.
00:33Marvel at golden rooftops, all striving to be as tall as mighty Mayo Tower.
00:39Guests are welcome to tour other citizens' homes in Historical Residential District,
00:44seeing the spacious interiors enjoyed by Kazakh citizens.
00:49But please do stay out of Historic Military Ring.
00:52Nothing to see there, no tanks or experimental weapons or anything, no, no.
00:57Fans of strict rules can visit Kazakh prison, where most of population resides.
01:03Grand Master Mayo generously provides stimulating recreational activities for all captives,
01:10allowing them to repay society by helping the greater good, by giving their lives.
01:15More adventurous tourists may want to visit Neon Wonderland of Black Market.
01:20Plenty of illegal souvenirs to purchase.
01:23Wildlife fans, deep beneath Kazakh city is only place where creatures still live.
01:29The effect has been, hmm, interesting.
01:32Oh, and please, don't feed the zombies.
01:34Due to lack of tourist attraction, you are welcome to visit Laboratory, where glorious advances
01:40in science are made from laser walls, cube technology and giant gorilla men.
01:46Please do not touch giant gorilla men.
01:48All visitors are asked to pay their respects to benevolent Grand Master Mayo.
01:52This can be done at one of many temples built in his name by priests, who will be happy to
01:57correct you if you are a little rusty on how to appreciate the Grand Master.
02:01Finally, no trip is complete without aerial tour of Kazakh city.
02:07Look down upon the citizens just like Grand Master Mayo.
02:11Please don't fly too close to command carrier though, this will end your vacation prematurely.
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