00:00All right, it's time to do a Binding of Isaac co-op Let's Play video, because I wasn't really prepared
00:09to update. I didn't realize today was Monday, and I had to do an update really quick, and I'm like,
00:15oh shit, what am I going to do?
00:17So I got Danielle here. Hello. And she's going to help me do a mini Let's Play preview of Binding
00:26of Isaac Rebirth co-op, and we're actually going to do a challenge. We're going to do head trauma. Danielle
00:34loves that one, right? Yeah. You love it when tears just spray everywhere. I love when tears that aren't very
00:41powerful don't go where you want them to go.
00:43That's probably the best, but there are 20 challenges in Rebirth. All but one of them are completely new. Most
00:53of them feature, of course, new items and new crazy combos. Some of them are pretty challenging, like Cursed is
00:59probably my favorite, but we're not going to play that one. We're going to play Head Trauma.
01:06All right. And Danielle's playing. Hello.
01:11And I will spawn in real quick. Here I am. Oh, this will be fun. I'm Troll Baby. Troll Baby
01:19will randomly drop a troll bomb. I cannot control it.
01:26As many of you noticed, we are spraying a million tears everywhere. A million tears straight of your face. That
01:36are very, very, very low damage, but the most rapid fire rate ever.
01:42And what do you have? You have a tiny planet, you have the small rock, and it looks like you
01:48have soy milk. Ooh, look at that slow walk. That's called analog control, kids. I've got this.
01:51You couldn't do that in the Flash version. Look at that. Show that walk. Oh, look at that. Oh, oh,
01:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Look at my pee-pees when I move.
02:03Boys, ladies. I can't see it. All right, let's go. You saw it. You saw it. Whoa, watch yourself.
02:09Okay, I'm going to go back in and go to that, go to the right corner. Yep.
02:15I can fly. I'm safe. Oops. It doesn't matter. We don't have a key. Get the fuck out of here.
02:26Uh-oh.
02:31Um, as you may have noticed, the small rock, well, visually, um, you can see that when the tears are
02:37dark gray, like they are, they do concussive damage, so they will confuse enemies, um, when they hit them.
02:46What are these pink flies?
02:47Yes, they are. Oh, watch out for my troll bomb.
02:51What? Um.
02:52Oops.
02:53Not, what, comma, are these pink flies. What are these pink flies?
02:59They're pink flies.
03:00What do they do?
03:02They, they are ring flies.
03:04They, they, um, come at you in a different pattern.
03:08There, we got it.
03:10All right, let's keep going down.
03:19Whoa! Uh, two troll bombs spewed out of me at that point.
03:23Don't do it.
03:24Be so careful. What, what do we got going on here? Here, let me see the map.
03:31This one.
03:32Yeah.
03:33No, this one.
03:35This one?
03:37Let's go, I think the secret room should be here.
03:39Too bad I can't, like, spawn my own bomb whenever I want.
03:44Too bad you can't turd your own.
03:46Get away from that.
03:48Ah!
03:51And not, and not a thing?
03:53No battery for us. We don't got no thing.
03:56Woo.
03:57But I know, you know what people would really like, Danielle?
04:00They would really like it if you would go into that store, because they want to see what the store
04:04looks like.
04:05They would really like it.
04:07Okay, okay, I will.
04:08This store.
04:10Get, over here.
04:12This store.
04:15Can you get in the store?
04:16Yeah, I'm gonna.
04:18I'm coming.
04:19People want to see the store.
04:20I don't have, um...
04:22Wait, ah!
04:23I don't have mom's high heel along.
04:25Can you get in the store?
04:26I'm trying.
04:27It's right here.
04:28Wait, oh, wait, wait, wait, here?
04:30Over here, this way.
04:32Oh.
04:35It's right here.
04:39No, here!
04:42It's in here.
04:46Right there.
04:48Get away from this door.
04:51Uh-oh!
04:56Well, I, uh...
04:59Baller!
05:02I, uh...
05:03I died.
05:06Um, and, uh, since Danielle doesn't have more than one life, I cannot come back unless she gets a life,
05:12which she doesn't have.
05:13Get a life.
05:14Uh, there's the...
05:15But look, you left me a little treat.
05:17Yep, there's the bomb that's killed me somehow.
05:20Oh, fuck this.
05:22You got this!
05:23The world's watching!
05:24The world's watching, Danielle!
05:26Fuck this so much, you don't even...
05:29The world is watching.
05:30They want to see...
05:31They want to see you beat Dingle.
05:32Like, I can't even tell you...
05:33This is the first time anybody's ever seen him!
05:35Can I tell you what a little...
05:37Ugh!
05:38Dingle is a literal piece of shit.
05:40Literally.
05:41A piece of fucking shit.
05:42They really want to see you.
05:43They're...
05:44You have no...
05:44Oh.
05:45Ugh, fuck you.
05:47All right, so, um...
05:49There you go.
05:50That was some Binding of Isaac co-op.
05:52Um...
05:53Look at that thing that killed me.
05:54Look at that ugly thing.
05:55Yeah, you didn't even get killed by Dingle.
05:57You got killed by one of his little Dingles.
05:59One of his drips.
06:00One of Dingle Dingles.
06:02It's ugly, too.
06:03So ugly.
06:05So...
06:06That is the, uh...
06:07Oh, you know what?
06:09It's not...
06:09It's not the rock that does the concussive damage.
06:11It's actually the iron bar.
06:13I'm just realizing that now.
06:15Now that I'm seeing the items that you have.
06:18Um...
06:18Yes!
06:19That was, uh...
06:20The Binding of Isaac Rebirth.
06:22Uh...
06:23Played by...
06:23Edmund and Danielle.
06:25In...
06:26In...
06:26In my, uh...
06:28Um...
06:29Challenge.
06:29The challenge was...
06:31Head Trauma.
06:32I believe it was Challenge...
06:34Was it two?
06:35Maybe?
06:36Three?
06:37Two or three?
06:38I don't know.
06:38Of the twenty challenges that you find in Binding of Isaac Rebirth.
06:42Sucks that we didn't see many big...
06:44Big rooms or, um...
06:46Or new enemies.
06:47Uh...
06:47Sucks for you.
06:49But not too much for us.
06:51I've seen...
06:51I've seen everything.
06:53Um...
06:53But yes.
06:55And, uh...
06:55That's a little...
06:56A little bit of what you can expect from Co-op.
06:58Which is, um...
06:58My personal favorite, uh...
07:00New addition to the game.
07:03Uh...
07:03It's quite fun.
07:05And, of course, you won't always spawn with a troll baby.
07:08It's one of a bazillion different types of babies.
07:10Some of them have pros.
07:12Some of them have cons.
07:13Some of them are neutral.
07:14Some of them are unlockable and are pretty awesome.
07:17And some of them you can actually strategize with your...
07:21With the other player.
07:22Because it will be...
07:23Oh, you'll see.
07:25Anyway.
07:26And, uh...
07:27That's my update for today.
07:28I don't...
07:28Um...
07:28Am I gonna have to write?
07:29Do I have to write stuff?
07:30Or can you just listen to my audio?
07:32They probably won't.
07:33That's...
07:33I think...
07:35This is enough.
07:37Alright.
07:38I hope you like the update.
07:40Uh...
07:40Bye.
07:40Grazie.
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