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Boarders S03E05 (2026)
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00:25What are you doing?
00:38How are these people walking out like zombies?
00:40Exams start today.
00:42I think we just rest on them.
00:43But it's starting to get unefical.
00:46He's here.
00:48Hey, what are you guys doing here?
00:51Yo, bro.
00:52Hey!
00:52We owe you a apology.
00:54Yeah.
00:55What for?
00:55Obviously, you was trying to, you know, submit that art to him.
00:58We should have just backed it, innit?
01:00Yeah.
01:01Exactly.
01:02No matter what we thought, we should have been there for you.
01:06No, actually, I think you guys were right.
01:09You know, I had one too many Proseccos and, you know, I sewed it up.
01:12And I realised it's not the piece that I should showcase.
01:16I'm good.
01:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:17Isn't it?
01:19Guys, it wasn't even that bad.
01:20It was like multiple Omars banging each other.
01:22Oh, my God, this cannot be happening.
01:24Baby, relax.
01:24It's going to be fun.
01:25Your babes!
01:26What's going on?
01:27The art exhibition.
01:29What about it?
01:29It's destroyed!
01:31Oh, my days.
01:32But, Vani, wait!
01:33Dad, it's going to be a place!
01:34Dad, wait for it!
01:59Oh, this is bad.
02:01Oh, this is bad.
02:03This took me forever.
02:05I'm screwed.
02:06Babe, I'm sure the teacher can talk to the example.
02:09No, he said he didn't know.
02:10This is the first time that I've ever seen this ever happen.
02:13Wait, if they asked me to start this again, I have literally no time!
02:19Yo, Omar, you good?
02:20Yeah.
02:21I mean, no, no.
02:23Not at all, no.
02:24My paintings were in.
02:25Like, Dev said, there's no time to redo, so...
02:28Yeah.
02:29Do you know what started the fire here?
02:32Probably this.
02:35Isn't this yours, Omar?
02:39Oh, I've been looking for that for ages.
02:43It was stolen.
02:44When?
02:45When?
02:48When Severston trashed our school.
02:50Yeah.
02:53They must have taken it.
03:04Those motherfuckers.
03:05Thought they would have learned after being knocked that kid's teeth out.
03:08Clearly not.
03:09Quite frankly, I'm done playing nice.
03:11Forget teeth.
03:11I'm going for heads.
03:13Well, that's not a good idea.
03:14It would get you expelled or worse.
03:16Locked up.
03:17Fuck that.
03:17Those bitches are asking for it.
03:19You're in.
03:22You're in.
03:40Guys, I'm working.
03:42So are we...
03:44Where is Abby, man?
03:46She knew how to just chill.
03:48I miss her.
03:49No, after what Severston did to my artwork,
03:52not a name from that school would be mentioned in this room.
03:55Do you want in?
03:57I'm good.
03:58Don't you lot have exams?
04:00Come on, girl.
04:01It's not all about studying.
04:03Knowing your future will help you navigate your present.
04:06Aren't you always saying to me,
04:07stop focusing on the future and remain present?
04:11Girl, I'm like the Bible, full of contradictions.
04:14Exams are breaking us,
04:15so knowing what lies beyond the horizon will help us relax a little bit.
04:18Very beneficial.
04:20Yeah.
04:20Let us pick you a card.
04:22Guys, I don't know if this is...
04:24No.
04:24Come on, just humor us, okay?
04:26I'm in crisis right now.
04:27Okay, if I do,
04:28will you turn off this chancing crap?
04:30Yeah, sure.
04:46That's a sign.
04:57Knight of Blades.
05:00Okay, and what about the one that fell out of the deck?
05:05Knight of Vessels.
05:06Can you deal?
05:06This is crazy, I cannot.
05:08I don't know what this means, right?
05:09Yeah.
05:10Elphabach, Linda, can you please just tell me what this shit means?
05:12So, the Knight of Blades and the Knight of Vessels are both about movement and action and pursuit,
05:18but they approach life and challenges in very, very different ways.
05:23Translation, please.
05:24You gotta pick which approach you want.
05:26Knight of Blades, relentless drive, ambition.
05:30Knight of Vessels, idealistic, artistic.
05:35Okay.
05:37I'm not...
05:38Blades, Zhang.
05:39Vessels, Benjamin.
05:40Knight of Blades jumped out of the deck, so we're leaning more towards Zhang.
05:44Yeah.
05:45There I was thinking this was about my actual future.
05:48No, these boys could be.
05:49Really?
05:49I already messed up with Benjamin, who is in fact not the Black King that I thought he was.
05:54So, Zhang?
05:57If I can avoid that boy for the rest of the year, it would be ideal.
06:02No, but, Leah, no, there is no but.
06:05These exams are the only thing I'm thinking about.
06:08Acing the one I have this morning and nailing my presentation this afternoon with Felix are my only priorities right
06:13now.
06:17Yo, Felix, meet me in the library at 1,200 hours.
06:20Don't be late.
06:23I don't know.
06:24I still have hope.
06:25I'm glad someone does.
06:30The loafers!
06:47Watch out!
06:49Watch out!
06:50He's telling them all to watch out!
06:52So walk!
06:52Walk out!
06:53Maybe do you let them watch out!
06:55Walk now!
06:56Don't lie!
06:57Some of you people so watch out!
06:59When I drop mine, all I got to say is watch out!
07:03Watch out!
07:04Watch out!
07:05Keep telling them all to watch out!
07:06Show up!
07:07Walk out!
07:08Maybe do you let them watch out!
07:10What now?
07:11Don't lie!
07:12Some of you people so watch out!
07:14When I drop mine, all I got to say is watch out!
07:17They wanna be famous, end up brainless, now you with the same shit!
07:21Wanna take shots at me, but you're really aimless, we're not the same league!
07:25I come fresh off my clique, whiffs in depth, whilst casting!
07:28I don't fear no man, I walk right, through the valley of hell and go haps!
07:32Don't you!
08:00Hey!
08:01Hey, how'd you find it?
08:03Fine.
08:05So, I looked into the list of houses you sent me, and I really like them.
08:08They're a little on the prices side, but I can probably find a job while studying.
08:11The room's already gone to someone else.
08:13Oh, right.
08:16It's for the best, right?
08:19For you or for me?
08:20For you.
08:22Look, the art thing, it was a bad call.
08:25I should have never tried it. It's not what I want.
08:27All it does is just cause me problems.
08:30So I'm the second choice?
08:33That's not what I meant.
08:34Are you even into me?
08:36I am.
08:37Right.
08:38Is that why you're not wearing my ring?
08:47It's all right if you don't want me.
08:50It's the lying that hurts.
08:53Johnny, I do want you.
08:57Lying comes a little too easily to you.
08:59What?
09:00I saw you lie to everyone in the art studio.
09:02I don't know what happened, but I know you had that blow to watch long after the trashing.
09:07All you do is lie, and I don't want anything to do with it.
09:11I don't want anything to do with it.
09:42No.
09:44Bro, I can see it in your eyes.
09:46I got my oral this afternoon, so just please leave me alone.
09:49I thought there was nothing wrong with your oral.
09:51I thought you had the skills.
09:53Why are you not always taking your happiness from my pain?
09:55I swear down to you, I'm not.
09:56It's just refreshing to see that you're a mere mortal like the rest of us.
10:02I heard about your being.
10:03Well, I ain't got no one to blame but myself.
10:05I has not been in the game.
10:06I fell asleep mid-exam because I was up all night working this job.
10:09And it's always worth 80% of my grade and I'm not even prepped.
10:12I can't lie, the way you were moving, I didn't even think you wanted Cambridge.
10:18So horseback riding in the south of France with Abbey is out then, yeah?
10:21Not even.
10:22I'm confused.
10:23Yes, I'm confused too.
10:24Well, listen, Toby, I know you.
10:26I know you've got something up your sleeve, okay?
10:28You'll be fine.
10:31Felix, Felix, Felix, Felix.
10:32Yeah.
10:32You ready?
10:33We need to go rehearse.
10:34Now.
10:35Yeah?
10:38Come on, quickly, quickly.
10:39Yeah, watch time.
10:46Hey, Jaheim.
10:47Um, I'd be fair clear.
10:49If I wanted to hack into the school computer system to get, like, a phone number of a teacher,
10:55how'd I go about doing that?
11:02The Empire systematically drained resources, impoverishing nations whilst enriching Britain.
11:07India is perhaps the most clearest example of this.
11:10It's once booming textile industry was crushed to make way for British goods.
11:18So this is your bit.
11:20Yeah, I know.
11:22Okay.
11:23Um, India lost an estimated $45 million.
11:28Trillion?
11:29Trillion, sorry, yeah.
11:31$45 trillion, according to economist Utsa, Utsa, Utsa Patnik.
11:38How are you doing a presentation on colonialism and you can't even pronounce the people of
11:42colour's names correctly?
11:44Does it really matter?
11:47Is that a real question?
11:48Maybe we should postpone this.
11:50Say we're in love something.
11:51If it was that easy, everyone in the school would have diarrhea right now.
11:54So unless you can pull a sit note out of your arse, then it's today or a big fat zero.
11:58Go again.
11:59Stop bossing me around.
12:00I'm trying here.
12:01Are you?
12:02Yes.
12:02Felix, I wrote the whole thing.
12:04All you need to do is read it and you can't even do that properly.
12:07I cannot afford to fail this, right?
12:10I need this.
12:11But I don't?
12:11No.
12:13Because unlike you, I don't have mummy and daddy to bail me out, right?
12:16Or put me in rooms with important people.
12:18Okay, I get it.
12:19I'm rich and white.
12:20And male.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Who cares?
12:26Bitch.
12:28I know you're not talking to me.
12:30This isn't time for a vape break, Felix.
12:32This guy.
13:01I know you're not talking to me, but I know you're not talking to me, but I know you're not
13:06talking to me.
13:08I don't.
13:09I, I don't.
13:23Oh God.
13:25Leah, can we talk?
13:26Jan, I'm busy.
13:27We can't leave it like this.
13:29Jan, there's no...
13:30What are you doing?
13:31Oh, fine.
13:33Hiding in cupboards isn't going to solve anything
13:35I am not hiding, I'm looking for a highlighter
13:38Of course you are
13:40Are you calling me a liar?
13:41I'm kind of confused as to why you're taking the high ground here
13:44You hurt me
13:45I hurt you, bro, it is not my fault
13:47You created some fictional relationship between us
13:49Now excuse me
13:51Not until we talk about this
13:53This is false imprisonment, and I will scream
13:55Oh, you're better than this, Leah
13:56Okay, three, two, one
14:00Fine
14:10I think it's locked
14:12Zhang, I'm not playing with you
14:13I will scream this bitch down
14:15I will be screaming with you
14:23Help!
14:24Help!
14:57I'm coming here
15:15This year has been exceptional.
15:17We have a high number of Oxbridge offers.
15:19The mentorship scheme was a huge success.
15:22I think we can all agree that I'm nailing it.
15:25Or as our kids would say, bossing it.
15:30Ah, and here is this year's Dominus Calamee, Mr. Adebayo.
15:35Hello.
15:36As you all know, the Dominus Calamee is a huge privilege.
15:39It has also secured, Mr. Adebayo, an internship at the Houses of Parliament.
15:45All very exciting.
15:46Yes, mistress.
15:49Don't mind us.
15:50The board are very keen to see all the brilliant things that have been happening here this term under my
15:55leadership.
15:57Well, yeah, things have been going excellently.
16:00Aren't they?
16:02Shall we press on?
16:04Lots to see before the big championship match this afternoon.
16:07Our girls are going to show us the exact same...
16:10Ahem, ahem.
16:12Semi-femi.
16:13Or should I call you Femi-dum?
16:15Oh, cheddar, cheddar, cheddar.
16:17You've got to let this go.
16:18Honestly, it's embarrassing.
16:19Seriously.
16:21Can we just move past this?
16:22I would.
16:23I really would.
16:24But I've just found out about your dirty little secret like I said I would.
16:29You and my sister.
16:31I don't know what you're talking about.
16:33Don't play dumb with me.
16:34You've fiddled the election and you've got my annoying sister to stuff the ballot for you.
16:38Don't feel special.
16:40She's just doing it to get up my nose and she's using you to do it.
16:42Don't you need proof before you start throwing these city accusations?
16:46I have proof.
16:47I have proof of the specky, spotty variety.
16:50So you've got until the end of the day to step down as Dom, sweetheart.
16:54Otherwise, I'm telling Carol.
16:56And I doubt that my daddy would want a disgraced little cheater as his intern.
17:03Do you really want an internship that badly?
17:07It's my birthright.
17:10Tick-tock.
17:12Femi-dum.
17:13End of the day.
17:16Boom.
17:17Bye.
17:32Hi.
17:33Hello.
17:34How was your exam?
17:36Yes.
17:38Okay, what's wrong?
17:40Your brother.
17:42Oh, that's kind of my lady boner.
17:43Yeah.
17:45Can I ask you a question without you getting mad?
17:48Okay.
17:50Jedha says that I cheated and you stuffed the ballot.
17:54That's obviously a laugh.
17:55Yeah, that's what I said.
17:56Good.
17:57What, you said there was proof?
17:59What kind of proof?
18:01Something of the specky, spotty variety.
18:03Whatever that means.
18:04Oh, fuck.
18:05Oh, fuck?
18:06What do you mean, oh, fuck?
18:07Yeah, he's been talking to Humphrey Robinson.
18:09Who?
18:09The person I bribed to stuff the ballots.
18:13Phew.
18:14Right, you just said...
18:15I know, I know.
18:15I'm sorry.
18:15It's just that my brother had you on the ropes and I paid that little fucker to stay quiet.
18:19Dude, I'm screwed.
18:20I'm so screwed.
18:21It's probably fine.
18:23It's not fine.
18:23It's fine.
18:24It's not fine.
18:25Jedha says that unless I step down as Dom, he's going to tell the headmistress, which
18:29means that your dad's going to find out I cheated and I don't get the internship.
18:32Okay, well then all we need to do is find Humphrey and silence him.
18:35You sound like mobsters.
18:37It's not a joke.
18:38I know.
18:39I know.
18:40Look, either we find Humphrey and outbid my brother or...
18:43Yeah, you lose the Dom in the internship.
18:46What's it going to be?
18:55Uh, hi there.
18:56Are I speaking to Miss, um, uh, Maiku Kaneku?
19:00Yes, speaking.
19:01Hi, yeah.
19:02So my name's Sam.
19:02I'm from Valley Water.
19:04Okay, yeah.
19:05How can I help?
19:06Yeah.
19:06Um, am I right in assuming that you live in 38 Crichton Road?
19:11Yes, I do.
19:13Uh-huh.
19:14So, unfortunately, I am the bearer of bad news.
19:17There has been a mains water pipe burstage, uh, within your area that's affected several
19:22homes, including yours.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:24That's terrible.
19:24Yeah, I know.
19:25It is terrible.
19:26Right, and, yeah, so, um, so what I'm doing is I'm ringing up all residents affected and
19:31asking them kindly if they could return to their homes and to see if they have any items
19:36they would be able to salvage.
19:38Oh, my God.
19:40Um, only I need to go.
19:41Absolutely.
19:42Absolutely.
19:42You go.
19:43Goodbye.
19:44Okay.
19:44Okay, thank you.
19:49Are you not going to wash your hands?
19:52Nasty.
20:02Do you see him?
20:03No, I don't.
20:05Wait, hold on, I see him.
20:06He had a deal, you little shit.
20:07I gave you 200 quid.
20:09Hey, calm down, Pixie.
20:10Fine, I'll double it.
20:12Triple it.
20:14What is my brother paying you?
20:162K.
20:172 grand?
20:18Piss off.
20:193 grand or you piss off.
20:22You creep.
20:24I just can't do it.
20:28The dem.
20:37Dev.
20:39It was you, wasn't it?
20:42I destroyed all the artwork?
20:44I don't know what you're talking about.
20:46Omar, oh my god. Just stop lying. I saw you speaking with Johnny. I just want to know why.
20:54Why? Was it jealousy? Because my artwork is way better than that?
20:58No, look. I wanted to submit that, but Kara wouldn't let me. So I broke in to make the switch,
21:02and I was using my blowtorch, and before you knew it, the whole thing just...
21:08Look, I never meant for any of this to happen.
21:10You destroyed my peace, and everyone else's...
21:12It was an accident. I swear. Do you think I'd do anything like that? Come on. You know me.
21:17Do I? You stood there, and you lied to all of our faces.
21:21The hockey girls are out for blood. They could get expelled during exams because of you and your lies.
21:30I'm sorry.
21:31It's a bit late for apologies, Omar.
21:33I can fix this.
21:34How?
21:53Y-Yo, Radar. Stop ringing my phone, please.
21:55Stop calling? Where have you been?
21:57Listen, I'm a school kid, okay? I got exams. I got things to be learning. Not spending my time with
22:05you on these stupid business schools.
22:07I believe it's been a hub of learning.
22:08It's been a hub of exploitation, is what it's been.
22:11Exploitation?
22:11So just leave me alone.
22:13In fact, I quit.
22:14What?
22:21I reckon she's not coming, would you reckon?
22:24Yeah.
22:25Mr States, sorry I'm late.
22:28Miss Kay, they told us you had, like, a home emergency, no?
22:34Every year, some kid calls in an emergency.
22:36Last year, someone called in a bonfret.
22:39Getting hold of my personal number is a new one.
22:41Whoever did that, I'm very impressed.
22:46Anyway, are you ready?
22:48You know, miss, I'm actually not feeling too well.
22:53Got a bit of a bellyache.
22:55It's kind of running like old soup.
22:59Is that right?
23:01So I reckon she'll probably just do it another day.
23:05Okay.
23:06I'll just mark you as absent.
23:08Miss Harrington?
23:09No, wait, miss.
23:10Wait, miss.
23:11If I'm being honest, I'm not ready.
23:13And you was right.
23:14I haven't been focused.
23:16But I can be.
23:16I promise.
23:18I just need, like, 24, 48 hours.
23:21And I know I can nail it.
23:23It doesn't work like that.
23:24I'm sorry.
23:26It doesn't work like that.
23:33I'm sorry.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:38Okay.
23:40Let's go.
24:04Tobi-kun, let's do it.
24:11You have 15 minutes to prepare.
24:2515 minutes.
24:27Let's go soon.
24:32Okay.
24:53Help, please. We're phoneless and foodless.
24:58Your turn.
25:00There's no point. No one even comes up here. I'm definitely missing that presentation.
25:05Goodbye, Oxford.
25:06I know how hard you worked in that presentation. I'm sorry.
25:12Why are you being nice to me?
25:14Why wouldn't I be nice to you?
25:17Because I'm not a nice person.
25:19I'm literally pretending like I didn't hurt you when I know that I did.
25:24Why pretend?
25:29Because then I would be admitting that I'm wrong.
25:32Which is not a me thing to do.
25:36A couple of months ago, being stuck in a cupboard with you would have been perfect.
25:39Yeah.
25:40At once I thought you'd feel the same.
25:44Chang, you're sweet, but...
25:46You just don't like me like that.
25:51I did.
25:54And, to be honest, in some ways we are so similar.
25:58Like, you're literally the boy version of me.
26:02But...
26:04You're also very different.
26:06How?
26:10You're not exactly the boy I envisioned bringing home.
26:15I don't think my parents would think you'd be the girl I take home.
26:18Fez.
26:21Um...
26:23I met someone.
26:27And...
26:28I feel like we just view the world in the same way.
26:33Like, we like the same things.
26:36Even when I was homesick, he took me to this Caribbean restaurant like he just knew what I was craving.
26:42That we just vibed.
26:43On a level.
26:47But none of that even matters anymore.
26:49So, I just can't.
26:50What happened?
26:52Oh yeah, we're similar but also different.
26:55And I feel like I just articulated that in the wrong way.
26:59Sometimes I'm a bit hot-headed.
27:02What?
27:03You hot-headed. Never.
27:05Shut up.
27:14Differences can be ironed out.
27:17He sounds like a cool guy.
27:19Especially if he made you look away from me.
27:20He must be Anthony Joshua Level King.
27:23You're an idiot.
27:25If this guy is everything you say he is,
27:30then surely he's worth making amends with.
27:32Sounds like you get a lot from him.
27:35You need to stop being so nice, you know.
27:38I can't help it.
27:39It's the Xiang Wei.
27:42The Xiang Wei?
27:44That did not hurt!
27:45I'm joking.
27:54Well, that was...
27:55Incredible.
27:57It's nice to see the Cocky Tobey again.
28:00Cambridge will be lucky to have you.
28:24Hi, Mum.
28:26Yeah, it went well.
28:27Really well.
28:28And...
28:29Miss Kay was even saying that
28:30probably back in the running for...
28:32Cambridge.
28:34Mum, chill out.
28:35My ear drums.
28:37I...
28:37I gotta go.
28:38I'll speak to you soon.
28:56No one was an engineer.
28:58My ear drums.
29:08Hi!
29:08Check proof, I don't bend, don't break.
29:10Move too sharp when I step in place.
29:12Hands stay cold, but the heart stay brave.
29:15Whole world talk, but I still make a way.
29:17No pressure, a proof, can't you?
29:19They try to talk aloud, I just...
29:21Crying like war, I was built for the storm.
29:24Light, light in the dark, I was...
29:25What are you doing?
29:27Looking for my win?
29:28I don't think you should really be going through Charlie's stuff.
29:30You know, if he finds you, he's just gonna use it as ammo.
29:34Tell me, does this really matter? It's just an internship.
29:36Yes, it does, and I need it.
29:39Your brother, and guys like your brother, always have a one-up.
29:43And I'm done with that.
29:45I'm done with being the runt of the rascals.
29:47I'm done with being told to know my place.
29:50My family's proud of me, and I'm proud of me.
29:53And I'm not gonna let Cheddar take this away from me.
29:56I just didn't want you to get in trouble, but...
29:58Babe.
30:00I'm fucked anyway.
30:03Alright.
30:05You guys have the same allowance.
30:07Yeah?
30:08And it's nice.
30:10But it's not 2K nice.
30:13He's getting money from somewhere else.
30:28Bingo.
30:28Hmm.
30:34Let's go.
30:35Let's go.
30:36After you, madame.
30:37What?
30:42Hey, Leah.
30:43Nice to call, but won't miss your message.
30:45Leah, look.
30:46I know you're pissed off with me.
30:47I get that, okay?
30:48And I'm sorry.
30:49I am.
30:50But ignoring me isn't gonna help anymore.
30:52We are seriously running out of time, Leah.
30:55I'll be waiting, okay?
30:55Call me back.
30:56This way.
30:57There we go.
30:57Straight through.
31:01Shouldn't you be prepping?
31:02I was.
31:03I mean, I am.
31:04I just can't...
31:04It doesn't look like it.
31:06You're wandering aimlessly again.
31:07No, it's just Leah.
31:08I can't find her.
31:09Leah is a straight A student, so I doubt Leah is the problem.
31:11I have spent a fortune turning this place around.
31:14With my inheritance money, I know.
31:15My divorce money.
31:16This is about all of our futures.
31:18If the school fails, I fail.
31:20And how am I gonna be there to pick up the pieces when you mess up?
31:26Okay, let's carry on, shall we?
31:49Don Feminion.
31:50Mon Cherie.
31:51You made it.
31:52I was worried, actually.
31:55Ready to step down as Dom?
31:58I took the liberty of composing a resignation letter for you.
32:01Would you like to read it before I present it to the headmistress, or...?
32:04Oh, she's not in the office.
32:05She's with the hockey girls.
32:07And there'll be no need, because I won't be stepping down.
32:10Interesting.
32:12Come on.
32:13Protel.
32:15You've got a bad spending habit.
32:17Well, unlike you, I can afford it, can't I?
32:19Oh, but that's the thing.
32:21You can't afford it.
32:22That's why you've been using Daddy's parliamentary credit card.
32:25Paid for by the British public.
32:27I'm guessing that's how you was going to pay Humphrey over there.
32:31And those lovely jackets you wear.
32:33Also, how about the trip to Amsterdam you keep talking about?
32:38Well, I get my money from elsewhere, so...
32:39Oh, yeah?
32:40Because I've got this cash machine receipt for two grand and a card number matches.
32:49Maybe I'll just message your Dad and tell him to check his statement.
33:00Wow.
33:02Well played, Phoebe Dom.
33:05Well bloody played.
33:14What about my cash?
33:15Well, piss off Humphrey, I'm going through something, okay?
33:24You fucking genius.
33:26I feel like I'm gonna be sick.
33:39It's where we first kissed, you know?
33:41Trust me, I remember.
33:44I mean, you could also be where we first.
33:47What, and you?
33:48Everyone else is at the match.
33:49Only if you want to.
33:51Of-of course.
33:55I mean, uh...
33:57Only if you want to.
33:58No, no, no.
34:22No, no, no.
34:32To get the best results, you need the best tools.
34:36In this new era, it is us, the private schools, who are the true underdogs.
34:40Bring home that big shiny trophy to where it belongs.
34:57Keep the energy on point, keep the energy on wonderful old, I come under the open and ask them a
35:02joke.
35:02With a mask and a rope, hiding fast in the smoke, playing the tricks with the best on the show.
35:08Hello, how are you all?
35:10Nice new outfits?
35:12Skip the English pleasantries, let's get to business.
35:15Look, we've actually come to call a truce.
35:17We know things got a little out of hand last time.
35:19Screw the truce, Abiola, we all know it was you that trashed the A-level exhibition hall.
35:25You don't know what you're talking about?
35:28Fuck up our shit and then try to call for a truce.
35:31That's low even for you, Abs.
35:33I'm not lying.
35:34Well, you've lied before, so why not lie again?
35:37I guess that's just what snakes do.
35:41Look, I don't know who you think you're talking to, but I'm not the one.
35:45Or the two.
35:46Or the three.
35:48Or the four.
35:49Someone's getting a little sassy.
35:52Sassy!
35:52Did I stutter?
35:54You will when I smack the shit out of you.
35:57How about I smack you into the next figure two-faced bitch?
36:01Oh, yeah, fuck the truce.
36:03You're all losing teeth.
36:04You're all losing teeth!
36:06You're all losing teeth!
36:07Let it!
36:08That's enough!
36:10What's the end?
36:16What's the end?
36:17But people tell me they really want to have a good time
36:19But they quandt really want to talk
36:21But people tell me they don't really want to go and talk to you
36:23Because they don't wanna bet this come back to me outside
36:24But people tell me they really want to have a good time
36:26But they talk really want to talk
36:27But people tell me they come and I think come back get, get, get
36:30I come back and move back
36:31Let me switch
36:31Look at the guys
36:32See them get me
36:33Take the shots
36:34Say you get me at the kids like
36:36I'm winning when I'm on my best to be done
36:38Love is yeah
36:47lipstick mouth food food hair avocado caucasian what yes caucasian yeah don't tell me when you
36:56think of white people you don't think of avocados it's like what are you two doing in here what time
37:03is it 3 45 what time is the presentation 4 p.m so if i run like usain ball say
37:08yes good luck
37:25we still have time to make it to the presentation just call me please i'm coming to your own yeah
37:34felix where are you felix you gotta open up please cheddar mate answer your bloody phone like now
37:39felix felix look there's no answer it usually means they're not in have you seen him exams or at the
37:46match just like everyone else look rude yo felix please pick up if it's about how i spoke to you
37:56earlier i am sorry you are not dumb i just realize that sometimes i can be a bit of a
38:00bitch okay call
38:18is it all right
38:24fuck you listen i'm just gonna do this shit myself since i'm the only person i can rely around
38:36i wasn't that late i wasn't i wasn't i wasn't
39:02look what are you looking so worried for
39:05exams
39:06yeah i can't relate
39:09what do you mean
39:10i don't know if you're on a break
39:12what i'm smashing them
39:15yeah cambridge is back on the table
39:18so you're breaking up with abby
39:20no
39:20No. But, uh, have you seen her?
39:24Oh, mud.
39:26So long distance.
39:29Mm. I don't think she'd be on that.
39:33Probably be scared that I'm cheating all you on Cambridge again.
39:35Will you?
39:37Nah, man, I'm locked in. That's wifey for life here, right there.
39:40You gonna put a ring on it?
39:42Please welcome onto the pitch for Championship Tees!
39:48What's that look about?
39:50Well, I'm in your business, man. I'm off the game.
40:00Oh, no.
40:02Why do these girls look like they're really full?
40:06Oh, my God. What if I die?
40:11I have to tell the truth.
40:12What are you talking about?
40:13We've got to stop this.
40:14Huh?
40:14They're going to kill each other.
40:16Hey, everybody, listen! Listen!
40:18This is my boss! My boss!
40:22Here's the game!
40:23It's me!
40:24Here's my boss!
40:26It is in it!
40:27This is my boss!
40:27My boss!
40:28My boss!
40:38What's going on?
40:40I don't know.
40:46You know?
41:03He's on the stretcher.
41:04It's Felix.
41:06Yeah.
41:08He said they found him in the toilet and he outdid.
41:11On what?
41:12I did smart pills.
41:14No, no, no, no. He said there were caffeine tablets.
41:29What happened? He was with you.
41:39Now, do you want a ride with us?
41:41No kidding, no, no.
42:25I'm sorry, I don't know what's up
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