00:00Peggy 18
00:30You absolutely need it in your life
00:31Until right now
00:34Fly like a majestic hell angel
00:37Hang out with historical figures
00:38Like Vlad the Impaler
00:40Blackbeard the Pirate
00:41And fictional ones like William Shakespeare
00:43From all those movies about poems and love
00:45Use dozens upon dozens of hell-related weapons
00:48Neo-superpowers
00:49And brutal takedowns
00:51Inspired by real martial arts moves
00:53Warning
00:53The use of takedowns may result in the following
00:55Headaches, swelling, weight loss, weight gain
00:58Weight lifting, kitten death
00:59Tube state cravings
01:00Taxidermy repair
01:01Bloody eyes
01:01Heart attack
01:02Fart attack
01:03Fever
01:03Scarlet fever
01:03Smelly fever
01:04Straight up fever
01:0531 fever
01:05Ice cream tonic
01:06Catlet diving
01:07Strep throat
01:07Strep nose
01:07Meryl strep
01:08Knee jerk
01:08U2D twisters
01:09Ice cold hair
01:09Rusty trombone
01:10Basically, you're fucked
01:11Think you might be skipping some details
01:13But that's not all
01:14We also have another game you absolutely need to buy before anything else in your life
01:18Saints Row 4
01:19Re-elected
01:20Look at all this cool stuff it comes jam-packed with
01:23Extra graphics
01:24Enhanced nut kicks
01:24Voice commands
01:25Sharing and live streaming
01:26Extra polygons
01:26666 times the cost
01:281 million P more resolution
01:29More english-speaking aliens
01:29More obscure pop culture references
01:31More more
01:31More of everything
01:32Sort of
01:32But twice the ass kicking
01:333 times the nut kicking
01:34And infinity more zinyak skull-crushing potential
01:35It's the same classic Saints Row 4 experience you've come to know and love
01:39Reborn and ready to kick you in the nuts on your fancy new gaming system
01:43With literally hundreds of thousands of extra pixels
01:46Count them and see
01:48Or wait till someone on the internet does it for you
01:50Look at all this dick kicking
01:51Look
01:52But we're not done yet
01:53If you call in the next three milliseconds and get either Saints Row 4 re-elected
01:59Or double-pack Saints Row 4 re-elected and get out of hell
02:02You also get the Executive Privilege Pack
02:05The Wild West Pack
02:06The Enter the Dominatrix Pack
02:08And every single DLC and pack that has ever been released for Saints Row 4 ever
02:13So how do we get one?
02:15Get the game that everyone on the internet will be pixel counting and dissecting frame by frame
02:20Order now
02:21Operators are standing by
02:22Saints Row
02:23Get out of hell
02:24Saints Row 4 re-elected
02:27Double-pack Saints Row 4 re-elected and get out of hell
02:30Thank you God
02:34Thank you God
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