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Deadloch S02E02 (2026)
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00:10DARRELL'S BODY
00:18Nup, we've got more chance of finding a shit with wings than we've done Daryl's body tonight.
00:23Some croc's probably tucked him away like a drag queen's dick by now.
00:27Well, I'd say he's been eaten already.
00:31What?
00:33What?
00:34Were you ever gonna tell me that your dad lives in Barrow Creek?
00:37Here we go.
00:38Well, you specifically said that you have no family here, Eddie.
00:41Yeah, because I thought he was in jail.
00:42Well, feel free to tell me about your hometown while we are investigating a case in your hometown
00:48so I don't make a complete git of myself.
00:51Well, you're doing a pretty good job of that yourself by now.
00:52Oh, the glasses are for motion sickness.
00:55Mate, who cares who kept what from who, okay?
00:58We're trying to solve a high-profile murder here.
01:00Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
01:01So tomorrow morning, we hit the ground running, get his autopsy report and we fingerprint his cage.
01:06What? Who's cage?
01:07Triple Pet, my crocodile.
01:09Eddie, we are investigating a homicide.
01:11This is a fucking homicide.
01:12Hom means human.
01:13Right, now I'd like to say a few words about Triple Pet and my crocodile brother.
01:18Please don't.
01:19Triple Pet.
01:19Please no.
01:20You loved eating.
01:23Specifically pets, three of them to be exact.
01:25And I know we had our challenges.
01:27I accidentally shot off three of your scutes with a slug gun and you tried to eat me a lot.
01:31But you were my best mate.
01:32And I solemnly vowed to find your killer and avenge your death and so does Collins.
01:35No, I don't.
01:36And now, for your favourite song.
01:38Oh, that's so beautiful.
01:39Cracklin' Rose, you're a starboard woman.
01:42But you make me sing like a guitar homin'.
01:46So hang on to me, girl.
01:48This song keeps playing on.
01:52Play now, play now, play now, play now, play now, my baby.
01:52Please stop moving your bottom.
01:54It is jiggling the boat, Eddie.
02:05Yeah, that was a silly brawl last night.
02:08Hey, and Don's death is no excuse for you to kick off it in there.
02:13Let's get this right on the show, shall we?
02:15Wait, wait, wait.
02:16What's with this?
02:17Get up.
02:18You look like a beachy mortician.
02:19You need to get involved with this, mate.
02:21100% petroleum, moisture wicking, hammerhead, shark on the back.
02:25Okay, yep.
02:26Wowee, yep.
02:27Not as good as Bushy Shirt, eh?
02:30Hey, have you seen that one?
02:32Bull crock on the front, helicopter on the back.
02:35Double the action, you know?
02:36I don't.
02:37So, any word on Don's autopsy?
02:39No, apparently.
02:41Forensics are busy.
02:42But we'll head to Darwin once the autopsy's confirmed.
02:44Okay.
02:44When do we meet our team?
02:45There is no team.
02:46All personnel have been diverted to task force for the backpacker case.
02:51My loves!
02:52Hi.
02:52I bought us new drink bottles.
02:54I've taped the What Colour Is Your Piss Dehydration Guide on the site.
02:56Good on you.
02:58Eddie, I'm so glad you're here reconnecting with your dad.
03:00No, I'm not.
03:01Such a beautiful experience.
03:02No, it's not.
03:03Thank you for letting us be part of it.
03:05No.
03:06Yeah, leave that away.
03:07Fucking old screwed up to you now.
03:09Hold that.
03:09I'm going to talk to him about tripping.
03:10Okay, my love, I'm going to a camping store to buy us a family piss bucket.
03:14Oi!
03:15Why are you still here?
03:16Well, I thought we could reconnect.
03:18Have a nice cup of Macona.
03:19I'm investigating the Don Darrell homicide.
03:21Why don't you fucking talk to me about Don Darrell.
03:24He's fucking dead to me.
03:25I tell you what, if you had one dram of fucking loyalty and you'd be fucking dead to you too.
03:30He is dead to me.
03:32He's fucking dead to everybody because he's fucking dead.
03:34What did you do with Triple Pet?
03:36You've got tits for airs, I told you last night.
03:38Somebody stole it.
03:39Oh, really?
03:39Okay.
03:40Yeah?
03:40And that's how he wound up dead in the river with Don Darrell's arm in his mouth?
03:44What are you on about, girl?
03:45That's not Triple Pet.
03:46Look at the bums on top of its head.
03:48That croc's got all his scoots.
03:49Triple Pet's got half his missing.
03:51And we both know how that happened.
03:52Shit shot.
03:53So where's Triple Pet then?
03:54I don't bloody know.
03:56Come on, not this asshole again.
03:58Get fucked up, man.
04:00Hey, you.
04:00I'm a confessor.
04:01Ack!
04:02Bang!
04:02Bang!
04:03Bang, hi.
04:04Hey!
04:05I'm Dolcey.
04:07I didn't get a chance to meet properly when you were shooting at us.
04:10Yeah, no, about you.
04:12Evelyn and the Perry, eh?
04:13Shetland pony and a lesbian giraffe.
04:16It's like a fucking Disney film come to life.
04:19Good luck with the case and wiener.
04:21You're off to a fucking flyer so far.
04:30this building used to be the old school idiot remember that wouldn't you yep oh yeah so anyway
04:36here's the keys to your vehicle all right that's on loan from the boys at the dirks river station
04:40so i'd give it a wipe down if i was you the kitchen just over here bathrooms out the back
04:47the toilet is non-load bearing so just hover over the top of it like you're riding an invisible
04:52motorbike that's it just make yourselves at home i'm retiring next week so i'm doing the handover
04:58with my replacement so far it's been like hand rearing a baby duck senior sergeant heffernan oh
05:04speak of the devil our detectives this is the incoming barra creek sergeant luke ferguson hey
05:10i know you used to work at hq well she put his dick in your yoga that time remember that
05:15i do
05:16i do remember that yeah you're still making that homebrew stuff tastes like a banana pissed itself
05:21it was tropical sour oh yeah it was potent couldn't stop pissing brown for a week
05:26what's the deal with the manboot manboot i had a procedure done on my plantar fasciitis uh the
05:30don daryl autopsy reports taking an awfully long time to print sorry the autopsy's been done already
05:36yes and it's taking a very long time to print okay we'll just bring it into the detectives when
05:40it's done luke i can't do that senior sergeant you are supposed to be taking me through the emergency
05:44sops all the way through to lunch time i'm only rostered on till 3 p.m it'll be over time
05:49after
05:49that yeah okay okay yep jeez if the weather doesn't do me in that boy will just hold tight
05:56right you've got to open the tray and then you've just got to back out forensics officers and autopsy
06:02without informing the detectives in charge it's territory forensics mate pretty much just three
06:07blokes and a commodore 64. you've just got to be firm with me. you've been your sergeant. oh great. coming
06:12loop. download too slow. weapon used in the post-mortem disarticulation of d daryl is a weapon with a
06:22cutting edge attached to a handle or hilt so it's a knife that's yeah that's right so his head and
06:30arm
06:30were removed after death what else does it say i should see the knife bit what that's not no it's
06:36not
06:36it is no what about the time of death or the cause of death is there a tox report cause
06:42of death
06:43unknown yeah and they need the torso it's got all the vital organs the heart the lungs the bum and
06:46the boobs sure but this isn't a forensics report this is a book blurb forget about it we'll figure
06:51this out some other way forensics is a crutch for you anyway come on let's just go to the daryls
06:55shake their shorts see what turds fall out come on you can drive oh can i oh eddie in interviews
07:01we
07:01refer to don's death as a fishing accident no mention we're treating it as a murder i know
07:06i'll be confidential as fuck mate i always am hi pat was gonna give me a quote about don daryl
07:12and
07:12then forgot about me i heard everything you said you're a fucking journo yes i'm leo lee i write the
07:20nt times daily croc watch column right well obviously i'm a fan but if you print anything we just said
07:24i'll do you for perverting the course of justice okay that's not the charge for that just keep your
07:28hole shut okay but i'm a trained journalist so you should let me investigate with you i'm dangerously
07:33bored in my job i've written the same weekly croc attack article for months now and not one person's
07:37noticed your help with the crime scene photos was appreciated but i am running a professional
07:41investigation here so thank you and no thank you and goodbye please
07:46uh there's a recycling yes yes yeah okay thank you
07:49hey ready that bike that's not yours
07:52one are you yes it's mickey hi auntie don't call her auntie bub she's not black yes she is
07:58did you pretend to be black to take my 10 year old's bike no and i didn't take the bike
08:03yeah she
08:03paid me 120 to hire it for three days cash yes so you can pay to get uncle ours boat
08:08fix yeah because
08:09i'll put dog biscuits in the field tank right well what return it in good condition and pump up the
08:14tires come on let's go wait wait wait miffy you're a ranger yeah some crocodile brother triple
08:20pets gone missing have you seen him in the area listen blue healers if you want my ancestral
08:24knowledge and my professional expertise for your police investigation then you can contact my boss
08:29keith keith can contact me and i can tell keith to right off here you go your sonnies all right
08:35come on you look i'm married you can collect some cans at the pub while i'm at work today
08:39love the school holidays come on mud
08:42that range is a bit of a punish
08:45freaky eyes too many fucking colors if you ask me looks like a poisonous frog
08:50what we don't need the bike eddie we have the car we have an adult car now
08:54i've still got five hours left on the rental let's just go no worries
08:57it's going to be your human map
09:11what so when we get there i'll take a lead with the barrels really you think that's wise and
09:15we're all but kneecapped to you last night at least i'm a local mate you think rich one look at
09:20you and then they'll know you play the oboe and you're terrified of ass play
09:25it was the clarinet actually oh it's the superintendent believe it we're almost there
09:32superintendent uh detective i'm just out to relax huh thought i'd give you a call see how
09:36you got on this morning well we've just arrived at the daryls now sir so hopefully we can question
09:40all of the family members get them to piece together a picture of don's final hours okay and
09:44uh how's detective redcliffe getting on
09:49uh really really great actually but she'd like a therapy puppet
09:54really puppet okay to each their own i'll let hr know they'll be wrapped i'm doing too many things
10:01here oh actually so we could use your assistance with forensics don darrell's autopsy report was all
10:06of eight words they didn't give us a cause of death now we appreciate that they need more body parts
10:12but
10:12we expected a bit more information yeah well that sounds about right detective um look i'll make
10:16some calls see if i can't unblock a few of those evidence pipelines for you thank you sir and we'll
10:21do some old-fashioned pavement pounding till then all right i'll leave you to it okay bye for now
10:29hey um no jokes when we go in there they don't work for you it's like g-string on another
10:38yeah so um straight up the bat we offer our condoles and um i just want to say how sorry
10:46we both are don was uh a legend a river king a sultan of swing shove it up your clack
10:58that'd be rolling in his grave to know you were here yeah well he's not in the grave is he
11:01so
11:02my c-section's he'll shit it i will go you okay it's a statement of fact okay fine he's mainly
11:07in the river fine you go um uh uh miss miss darrell mrs darrell we just want to ask a
11:15few questions
11:16about don's last movements how would we know his last movements we didn't follow him to the shitter
11:20no sorry i meant what what he was doing before he died well say that then scrabble you think you're
11:25better than me no i never i don't and i'm a missus not a miz i'm married to grant that's
11:29my husband
11:30that's oh oh that's congratulations um so when was the last time you saw don why what's it to you
11:38how dare you i i am just trying to do my job last time we saw dad was sunday night
11:47sunday night the
11:48whole family had tea at the pub you happy so you didn't see him on monday then if we'd seen
11:53him then
11:53we would have said can you get the phone so the last time you saw don was sunday night okay
11:59oh no no no no she can't oh sorry we are conducting a police interview you can't
12:03she's my best friend tegan was my mate of honor okay it's a funeral okay well you tell him tees
12:11that
12:11we're not paying for a full-size coffin we only got the head in the arm so we'll just do
12:14a dog one
12:15it should say zamba stop going on about bloody money well someone's got her mum dj won't will he
12:20he just bought a duck boat tell them tees hey they're joj you've got my bracelet boys don't play with
12:25bracelets that's gay okay so so the meal at the pub on sunday was everyone in in good spirits what's
12:32it to you yes the people who aren't in good spirits do three rounds of crock sucking cowboys it was
12:36a
12:36lovely lovely night how dare you who are they from troy
12:47dear colleen amber dj and trey troy that's you troy sorry for your lost deepest symphonies
12:56jason wade oh that dick rat the bloody nerve troy you take those birds of paradise out the back and
13:05you burn them in the incinerator so what happened after dinner dad got eaten by a
13:10fucking crocodile girl knows that amber sorry actually i meant what time did you all leave the pub
13:18it's none of your business but dad stayed at the pub and then we all left about 10.
13:23we dropped dj and troy back here and their mum come back to ours because all our kids had both
13:27ends gastro we're just swapping out buckets till 5am yeah something ripped through on
13:31it's probably that woman's nuggets and where did don go after the pub probably headed home okay and
13:37did he make it home did troy or your other son bj see him dj don junior how dare you
13:43dj sorry my bad yeah
13:45you're not listening to a word we're saying no one saw him after the pub we already said that
13:49right we're done here i've lost my dad dj jay's lost his pop mum's lost the love of her life
13:55what about a gutful yeah we still need to talk to dj dj's not here he's taking it hard
14:00he was don's favorite well tell him we want a word okay come on corns let's go
14:06oh um uh actually i do just have one more question no you don't yes i do by the time
14:10that uh don's remains
14:12were found on tuesday you hadn't seen him for two days where did you think he was fishing
14:18right and what makes you think that he was fishing because on sunday night he told us he was going
14:23fishing and you weren't worried about him no we're not like you city people we can go weeks without
14:29talking to each other it's called being a family right well that feels like it's hit a natural
14:35conclusion uh great we will be in yes joy fire fuck bloody hell get up amazing car there's a fire
14:46fucking daryl get the hose where the hose is okay we'll question the locals about sunday night
14:55you just sit in the corner and try not to dog it up again struggle oh
15:00come on you three cut the shit i know you know what fucking went on on sunday night your asses
15:06have been planted here since 1983 what about you rabbit did you see don daryl on sunday night
15:11bert did you see don huh roch what about you i didn't see anything pertaining to don daryl edwina
15:18i'll tell you what i did see recently though lights in the sky over the dara extraterrestrial
15:24activity is increasing exponentially no cooker shits roger okay answer my questions or i'll sign you
15:29up for a government id hey i wonder though boys don't start that don't start that don't start that
15:35fuck my hole okay your government says the drr is decommissioned military now they're doing something
15:42out there and they're doing it with my taxes you don't pay taxes roch and this is why that's my
15:46man
15:46fuck the colony babe this is beautiful because my muse is beautiful those aliens are probably behind
15:55all this they've probably got triple pet too no hi boys hot one today shut up yeah the daryls were
16:03here on sunday night for don 70th the kids ate five dozen nuggets don 70th well why didn't they mention
16:09that i don't take it personally darcy the daryls probably just didn't tell you about don's party
16:14because it's none of your business here we are oh mary yeah i thought you cleaned up in here
16:23no i remember you were cleaning i was digging oh don didn't even finish his steak cake i'll get the
16:29karcher and pressure hose the lot of it out the roller door uh just leave the mess for now thank
16:33you
16:33please okay but we've got to clean it soon pat's having a retirement doing here next week
16:50mary did the darryls have a fight
16:541982 tindall base 42.7 degrees but this is hot
16:58okay okay let's get back to don darryl or i will kill you all we were at the darryls yesterday
17:06we fed king okay that's it line up you're all gonna die see line up i'm gonna shoot you up
17:10hi hi ron chuck to chuck jesus slide in on wheels no i've been here this whole time again if
17:17you want
17:17to know what happened that evening the drone was filming around the pub on sunday night i know because
17:21i stay in a caravan outback that barely has a roof if you got your hands on the drone it
17:25might have filmed
17:25on leaving who has a drive not sure or maybe satan the croc in this cage isn't king what this
17:32is not
17:32king this croc is missing its skirts
17:41shithouse rats
17:57where are you in here i know we're having a triple pen
18:05troy did the penis on the billboard
18:33so that means it was king in the river with your dad's arm and a
18:36try it split up okay get up don't follow me
18:39troy do not jump but there is no give in the gravel none mate i told you that it hurt
18:47we need to question you formally get out of it
18:52come on you think you can take this frat come on
18:55want to take me out come on
18:56oh my god dismount the tiger bike
19:02fuck get off troy
19:06fucking no i didn't do nothing
19:11i didn't do nothing
19:25i found this at the pub today
19:29troy did you graffiti the same penis and testes onto your father's face what on the billboard no that was
19:36those land of crocs wankers yeah it was me what are you dick and ball dead tigers
19:41hey hey dj dj it's in my birthday drawing made him look like a puss
19:45i was angry at him
19:49troy mate come on look at me
19:51dads can be tough yeah we know that
19:54you know weight of expectation was a lot yeah collins her dad he was
20:00shit he was an actor he was in brigadoon no uh no he was a brigadier in the defense force
20:06point
20:06point is she understands why you want your dad dead so yeah yeah no you had a fight with your
20:12dad
20:12at the pub because you gay dick ass no the fight was because dad fed grant
20:17crab and then that his throat closed over yeah dad says allergies of a puss yeah okay whatever then
20:22after that you killed your dad you fed his arm to king your prehistoric garbage disposal
20:26that's not what happened yeah and then king died because he choked on that arm so you tucked
20:30him in the river no king was already he was already in the river no sorry king was already in
20:36the
20:36river yeah king got out saturday night the gate was open that's why we nicked triple pet we thought
20:40freck was still in jail is it our fault that dad's dead yeah troy king got out and right and
20:47then and
20:47then king ate dad when dad fell in the river man it's fucking circle of life shit king murdered dad
20:52because we left the gate open these two fuck spanners don't know how don't die agreed
21:04where did you two go after the pub on sunday night home went home home he was on his sink
21:09twitch
21:11troy was on his twitch and i went out with with rabbit setting off some fireworks look i've got the
21:14videos on my socials to prove it look look 15 blowjobs all in a row oh no thank you no
21:19no fellatio no no
21:20they're a type of firework what yeah like this okay right wait hang on what they're our confiscated
21:26fireworks joy grab them no no concentrate please sir did you see your dad at all he was due back
21:30at
21:31your place after the pub yes no no dad went to his face is it his following no he was
21:37going to his
21:38place yes but but isn't his place your place no it's our place well where the fuck is his place
21:43then dad's
21:43donna dead winter dead stonger you're on top man hot hits with beefy and the skid where the mango
21:52madness is setting in skiddy that's right beef and big news toby the cadaver dog has joined the missing
21:57backpacker search just in time for jason wade's big barabash nanza which kicks off tomorrow in jerks
22:02river maybe toby'll have time to dip a rod in skid maybe maybe
22:14in skiddy
22:21no come on no why the fuck not superintendent confirmed forensics is on route and the dongle
22:28is donna it's a portable building soft g rolling in the g however you pronounce it
22:34it is a suspected crime scene so we wait for them we make our own destiny i'm going in like
22:39fun you are
22:40ah we don't have gloves we don't have booties and it's all potential evidence in there no okay well
22:46i'm gonna get leo to bring us booties leo yeah the jana tell me about the drone why would leo
22:51bring us
22:52booties well they were in the shower block when i was doing my bedtime blog so i asked them to
22:55help
22:55us with this no no no they won't a journalist is not joining this investigation god eddie you should have
23:01checked with me first no fire them pay them out if you have to i'm not paying them that's a
23:05good thing
23:05they just want first dibs on the story so they can turn into a podcast what collins we need more
23:11hands okay between the two of us we've got four hands but none of them know how to turn on
23:14a
23:14computer leo can handle that for us but they've got this vibe weather they barely exist like people
23:19don't even notice when they're being interviewed by them i think it's the wind hey hey eddie don't
23:25open that i said we were waiting oh i forgot ah considering the daryl's place looked like the bfg's
23:36junk drawer don kept a remarkably clean dongler donger it's donger that's what i said
23:45wait is it is it just me or is this place on a lane no you're right it is on
23:51a lane i'm gonna dip a
23:53dough in no you don't just a ton just a point of time oh i'm finally cunts where have you
23:59jeez biscuits been language you've got a hard on for your swabs i have this might be hands this is
24:03a workplace i've got a semi i've got a semi for you hello thank you we didn't go in
24:11hi mams g'day for you guys
24:20i'm struggling with these just use a hook grip me hi lim oh hi kath hi mary oh hi kath
24:26yep you look
24:27busy yep always got something to do i don't think it'll all dissolve in this oh hello where did you
24:34come
24:34from good boy oh i've got a new fishing shirt and a loose tooth as well loose tooth wow is
24:43this your
24:43dog was isn't cherry's dog miss nah it's mav's dog eh found him on the highway eh oh you're cool
24:48car
24:48miss mav loves cars he stole one once oh i stole simon crean's car once it was a uni grassroots
24:55gorilla
24:56thing to protest v deregulation it didn't work can i get a hurricane drink from mcculler uh yeah sure
25:04we can arnie she's taking us to ladle crocs to see uncle al oh good on you kath i was
25:10running out of
25:11cans for them to collect cool i'm in the front come on boss thanks miss oh sick he's got touch
25:15screen
25:18this'll be fun where are we going again okay put me up for this uni placement because darwin
25:25forensics hasn't hired anyone new since the azaria chamberlain case that's lauren and oliver the
25:30other interns they're either siblings or they're dating i can't actually tell which anyway i'm paired
25:36with toby the cadaver dog because according to the office manager diane we're in the same pay bracket
25:40yeah well i'd get him away from the water big eyes he's in the lunch position there the lunch position
25:44man
25:46oh shivers um toby come on toby here boy toby come on
25:55goby good boy
25:58isn't he so cute yeah we're all supposed to be on the backpacker case but our boss the prof sent
26:04us here
26:05for the day but i don't mind because i'm back with my work moms so abby oh yeah oh no
26:11sorry why are you
26:12happening no that's good oh you didn't want to no okay um cool okay um how is this investigation
26:19going how'd you hear that that's not a spacecraft i assure you i did not think it was that hover
26:25can't run hey hey leave it no it knows stuff all right i want to talk about sunday night at
26:32the pub
26:32so is this a potential crime scene ma'am that's what we're trying to figure out don was headed here
26:38on sunday night so we're just looking for anything to indicate what might have happened did don make
26:44it out here you know was he alone wait ma'am you just stepped in some toby poo no i'll
26:49go get you a
26:49bag yep great get back here you everyone i just want to talk here man you can lean on me
26:56i think right
26:57right oh is anyone missing a bracelet with straight pride symbols on it and an iced coffee
27:17that your bracelet no all right well we did find it this morning at your dad's don't grab he's
27:24what at the donna's your dad's donna okay were you out there last night no i wasn't i've got five
27:33kids under five and greeks never changed a nappy so that could be anyone sure but we did see you
27:38with it yesterday when you told don junior junior he couldn't play with it
27:44well so what did i was at the donna last night what's it to you what what's it to us
27:47what it
27:48what it what it to us is is that we think your dad was murdered out there eddie no just
27:52just uh what
27:55yeah yeah what you fully said dad was seen by a croc no we fully didn't it was you that
28:01said that
28:02amber we know about your dad's 70th how he force fed your husband grand mud crabs and that resulted
28:09in a fight where those crabs were weaponized why didn't you tell us about the crab fight amber why
28:14did you say it was a lovely night clearly it was this is none of your business that dad is
28:19a cunt
28:21but that was a cunt amber if you don't tell us why you were out of the donna then we're
28:28just going
28:28to have to guess and we think you went out there to cover up a bit of a dad murder
28:35tell them the truth lambs yeah listen to your mate amber fuck off all right fine i was out there
28:43because
28:43i was looking for the money i didn't find it because someone else has been out there i can tell
28:47because
28:47the dog has been wished off its blocks and aside from that i couldn't have killed him because i
28:50was at the hospital all sunday night with grand because his throat closed over shut up what wait
28:54what money the money he wants back the money who wants back him who fucking him jason wade
29:01that land of crocs paid dad 300 grand and now he wants it back can i go i've got meat
29:08in the car
29:10so jason wade grew up in adelaide and attended an elite boys college that was burned down by
29:14on old boys when it went co-ed he has no prize just a caution for driving 170 kilometers in
29:20a 160
29:21school zone are you okay no i'm not i'm police leo and all of this is official police business uh
29:28-huh
29:28i know so if you publish anything about this case before a suspect is convicted of this crime then
29:34not only would justice not be served for the victim but the law will come down on you with the
29:41force of a
29:41hypernova do you understand i do good but also if you don't solve this case i'm just going to bin
29:47the
29:47whole thing because nobody wants to hear about losers where was i anybody want to chip yeah tastes
29:53like bi good beer jason is the star and creator of jason wade's adventures down under and the marine
29:59spin-off jason wade's adventures down under goes more down under eight years ago he opened jason wade's
30:05land of crocs and other animals wildlife park near jerks river oh no i'm done oh okay all right
30:13great well we'll head to land of crocs now 350 dollars we got this car yesterday is this normal
30:21yes detectives hold up g'day moonbeam you don't answer your phone yeah because it might be a bill
30:28well it wasn't a bill it was me i was calling because a local man by the name of mr
30:32rabbit
30:32i reported a body part in the river uh it's in the water off dicky's knob okay great well i
30:40know
30:40a ranger that would love to take you on a boat to collect that no no no see my shift
30:44ends in 10 minutes
30:50oh no don't look at me i didn't bring my goggles i'm off to land of crocs
31:00get out you bastard mince
31:03get out did you know child protection services now has an app just key in your 26 digit client p
31:10for
31:10access you're speaking of ellen oh hello hello hello hello oh hi ellen ellen is it yes yes ellen
31:17hi um i'm michaela morris and i've recently become the kinship carer for my nephew maverick
31:21one moment please no don't put me on hold ellen connecting you with kinship services now thank
31:25you thank you but at least fucking loom me up before you fuck me like this
31:29oh
31:36you're right
31:37it's another big day at land of crocs and other animals with our feeding of trunks kicking off soon
31:43in the croc arena at 3pm we have the batfish feeding and don't forget to book in for your
31:48i need to speak with jason wade the office isn't answering yes sorry it's my turn school holidays
31:53one adult that's 75 please uh i'm police unless you're a family of four it's 75 please
32:01right right yep
32:04no i don't need that i'm just i'm just gonna try and find them yeah i just need to know
32:08where i don't forget you to get here you go have a nice day next
32:13uh could you direct me towards back of house thank you so much stand on the black x there i
32:18just need
32:18to be directed towards back of house okay okay that is to your left so look up at him
32:23i'm super scared who's that bitch oh at 3pm kate and kate are going into the tube of doom and
32:29then
32:29at 4pm folks we have this city grunter feeding with me roshane okay but starting now in the
32:36practice here just go for a piece right okay it's croc feeding time the big fella thanks machine
32:42great to see you guys welcome welcome good day everyone my name is al and i'm the land of crocs
32:50and
32:50other animals indigenous ambassador can we just take your seat please now this has been my people's
32:56country since time immemorial today i welcome everyone in the crocosphere to my country
33:15my people are living in this ancient land for hunger a hundred thousand years caring for country
33:22respecting country and all its creatures why does uncle have that yidaki he doesn't even know how to play
33:28like dungalaba
33:32dungalaba is language for my title the salt water crocodile and now a special surprise for you all
33:40the top end's favorite son jason wayne
33:48thanks everybody give it up for him i'll tell you what folks no one knows these rivers and these crocs
33:53better than our made out we'd all learn so much
34:00g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day g'day my name is jason wayne i might host a couple of tv
34:09shows fans in the house love it but seriously we all know who the real star of today is ladies
34:16and
34:16gents give it up for big fella let's get him out here and give him a feed
34:31so
34:31yeah so moonboop said that rabbit said that the body part was up around this way so we just got
34:36to go up that um trump trump trump tree uh by uh dickie's not so i reckon we just head
34:43downstream
34:43miffy it's mickey do you seriously not remember me mickey morris we went school together oh come
34:50on it was you me my cousins a bunch of white dogs talking racist about us even though they only
34:55shared
34:56one face between them like it was a bong come on you can't hang me at home edge yeah because
35:01i'd invite
35:02you out for dance with a creepy face tree and you'd dog me every time yeah cool so what's been
35:06happening
35:07you still school i'm 44. no shit me too hey i reckon we need to go to where the crocodile
35:13the sunnies is
35:15you do realize that's an activity map for kids hard hard left i reckon miffy
35:25is that your sonar or works works that's a bull shark i know bull shark give birth to a live
35:32young
35:32mickey you gave birth to your live young is that is that how it happened
35:40what's that one is that a sawfish sawfish cut their prey in half of their nose it's not a sawfish
35:46all
35:46right i know what a sawfish is and that's not a sawfish worse than my kids is it a torso
35:54oh bugger it's just a foot that's only help us unless dawned on a tinea yeah where's its big toe
36:02what's that sound
36:02what's that sound the hovercats yes
36:11shit shot my ass
36:16i'm investigating don darrell's death okay and you've spoken to amber darrell i have
36:21and your name came up you think there's something going on with me and amber
36:24oh no that is not what i thought
36:26tulsi come on detective is fine oh how do i put this politely my wife
36:32ah alethea is a former runner-up miss australia she's one fashion on the fields she's beautiful
36:37yeah have a look at her cover of maxim pre-kids of course that's really not necessary for me to
36:41see
36:42your wife's photos but you get it though right oh if i have an affair it won't be with someone
36:46like
36:47amber darrell she doesn't even register as a woman to me well that is not why your name came up
36:51she told us about the three hundred thousand dollars oh that oh you'll be worried there for
36:58a second dulcie detective why did you give don darrell three hundred thousand dollars it's the
37:05boy king the biggest croc in the territory i've been trying to buy him for years i knew the darrells
37:10were struggling so i made don an offer he couldn't refuse i paid him the cash friday
37:16gonna need that back obviously now that he's dead don thank you i can wait till after the funeral
37:21need the cash obviously make more than that each week of hurricane drinks yeah that makes sense
37:26they are 35 a pop can't believe you thought i was having an affair with amber darrell not what i
37:33thought so anyway uh missus and i have an event to get to we're pearl ambassadors so uh let me
37:39walk you
37:39out i'll see if i can remember where the staff exit is on the ground much anymore just uh flat
37:45chat
37:45filming my show editing season 12 right now and then we're going to do a series where i'll drive a
37:49fast
37:49car over a salt lake just back and forth me and big russ russell crow
38:08hey leo i shot down the hover cam so i need you to see if there's any footage on the
38:14drone of don
38:14leaving the park so yeah all right action you need to action that come on quick dicks leo
38:21that's a foot don't worry about that eddie i met the most amazing dog today awesome
38:29look
38:31his name boss i'm a bit too busy to talk about dogs right now okay hey um leo can we
38:36hurry this up i
38:36need to get this foot to forensics before it gets soupy there is footage saved on this drone is
38:41there anything from sunday night okay i'm going outside lozzy oh bloody hell that was a monumental
38:51waste of time there is absolutely nothing here to suggest this is a crime scene yeah because someone's
38:56hosed the site down oliver i mean look there's water runoff even though it hasn't rained here since
39:00last april of course it's rained here since then ali that's ridiculous no it's the tropics grab toby
39:04yeah we're leaving lozzy let's get out of here toby where are you toby toby
39:17freak freak freak the lunch position
39:21toby
39:26toby toby is that you
39:32toby is that's evidence toby no
39:42yeah this is good leo but there's no one around the joint's dead looks like a model railway just
39:47go around the corner i can't turn the camera around i'm not controlling it no i've seen people do it
39:51no you've seen google street view oh that's just me it's 76 photos of boss cool no no don't don't
39:59go
39:59away i haven't seen don leave the pub where are you going now wait i know where that is
40:06that's near don's donna
40:09that's his bloody jetty
40:12good day good day who do we have here then so i'm doing k2 then denali then everest without geo
40:20and
40:20then i'm back here for a six-parter where we barbecue fish on the beach sounds fun jason i also
40:25will need
40:26your whereabouts for the last sunday night well pa's not my director just right who are they this is
40:30the exit uh do you need a selfie with me to show the girls back up uh no i think
40:34girls are fine
40:35right awesome awesome really great to meet you dulcie i'm really special okay take care and your
40:39pa's contacts thank you that was yeah
40:58eddie covens there was someone else out of don's long and they got picked up on the drone on sunday
41:02night they're dragging don's body up the jetty what can you tell who it is it's chomp sorry it's
41:08who oh god chomp from land of crocs he's our killer collins collins are you still there
41:32so
41:33you
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