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Gogglebox UK S27E06 (2026)
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00:01Come on then.
00:10Why is this nonsense nonsense?
00:15Nonsense nonsense.
00:22No!
00:24What an entrance!
00:26I'm living for this!
00:27Taser him!
00:28Ooh!
00:29We are going to talk like this all the time.
00:30I don't think so.
00:32Oh, here we go.
00:33What is that?
00:34Oh, shut up.
00:36This doesn't look real.
00:37I don't think it is.
00:38A framboisier.
00:39What's a framboisier?
00:41Oh, I knew it!
00:42No!
00:43This looks dodgy, doesn't it?
00:44Does?
00:45Why is it dodgy?
00:46This is going to go down so badly.
00:48None of us learn, do we?
00:50Wow!
00:52I hate you!
00:53Must remember that bellend.
00:55This is what everyone came for.
00:58The lamp bells were ringing with me, Mary.
01:00At least the nipples are covered.
01:02Yeah.
01:02It's half the battle.
01:03In the week Neil Simpson picked up Team GB's first medal at the Paralympics, we enjoyed
01:10lots of great telly.
01:12BBC One had gone all high-tech with the return of the capture.
01:17Deepfakes have become easier to create and harder to detect.
01:22The question we asked ourselves a year ago has become even more urgent.
01:27How can we believe what we see?
01:29That's true.
01:30I've fallen for a lot of AI videos online.
01:32Oh, yeah?
01:33Oh, they are crazy.
01:34I've seen one of a cat dancing and it had like big arms.
01:37Oh, yeah?
01:37And I was like, that's such a weird cat, but obviously, it's AI.
01:42Yeah.
01:42Have you ever seen the ones where the cat or the dog run into a bedroom late at night and
01:47start playing the bagpipes?
01:48No.
01:49No, that's very nice, Kilm.
01:50I've got a different algorithm to you.
01:53Misbehaving men were getting the Louis Theroux treatment on Netflix.
01:57Don't embarrass me, all right?
01:58Don't be rude.
01:59That's not the way I've brought you up.
02:00Do not be rude.
02:01All right, I won't be.
02:01Because it's a reflection on me.
02:03All right, I won't be.
02:03We brought you up with morals and respect and everything, didn't we, Sean?
02:07Oh.
02:08And you're the same when you're not with us, aren't you, son?
02:11Yeah.
02:12Unless it's the last pork pie on the buffet.
02:16Oh, you're pushing to the front of the queue at the ice cream van when there's kids there.
02:21And married at first sight was as demanding as ever on E4.
02:25I hope that my husband is at least taller than me, of course.
02:31Six foot would be great.
02:32Screw you.
02:39They always say it, don't they?
02:42Piss me right off.
02:51In hall.
02:52Yeah, so you've got the washing out today.
02:54I did today, yeah, finally.
02:55For the first time since I've been back in a month.
02:57Can you believe that?
02:58Hiya, love.
02:59I mean, I bet it's warmer over there.
03:00Are you all right?
03:00No, it's not really.
03:01Hiya, Jenny.
03:02Hiya, love.
03:03Best friends Jenny and Lee.
03:05Oh, you're talking to...
03:06It's funny, isn't it?
03:07Every time I...
03:08I'm talking to Steve.
03:10Oh.
03:10I've got a decent...
03:11Hiya, love.
03:13Hello, Jen.
03:14Are you all right?
03:16I'm very well.
03:17Nice to hear you, boys.
03:18Yeah, nice to hear yours and all.
03:20Are you missing me?
03:21Oh, lots, I am.
03:24On Sunday night, Rob Brydon was on the floor again on ITV.
03:28What would your specialist subject be?
03:31Um, the life and times of Britney Spears.
03:33That is so niche, but you'd absolutely nail it.
03:36You're not even slightly competitive, are you?
03:39There's something wrong with me.
03:45Used to work on the shop floor, didn't you, Julie?
03:47I did.
03:47I only expect to get about five, but if I start doing well,
03:52I then become very aggressive.
03:54Yes.
03:55Yeah.
03:55Welcome back to the final of the floor.
03:58The final.
04:00Bloody hell, I thought we'd never get here after nine weeks.
04:02World's longest game show.
04:04You've gone for potatoes.
04:07Potatoes?
04:07I know a few potatoes.
04:09I do.
04:10Potatoes?
04:11Yeah.
04:12We're baked, innit?
04:13Chips.
04:14And?
04:16As the specials.
04:19You need to name the food item or dish that contains potatoes.
04:25Oh, well, this shouldn't be too hard,
04:27because we're pretty well up on spuds.
04:28Yeah.
04:33Just calm yourself.
04:34I can't, Jane, I can't.
04:35We're talking about potatoes.
04:41Hashbrowns!
04:41Had those this morning.
04:43Yeah, hashbrowns.
04:43I had a Mackey's brekkie yesterday and I put my hashbrown in the burger.
04:50Potato salad!
04:52Potato salad!
04:53Potato salad!
04:53That's the thing Mum caught me!
04:54New potatoes?
04:56Potato salad?
04:58Not too keen on potato salad, actually.
05:01I'd have it if there were no other option for potato.
05:04Knocky.
05:05Oh!
05:06Baby potato.
05:07New potato.
05:07Knocky!
05:07Knocky!
05:08Knocky!
05:08Knocky!
05:09Oh, I've had a knocky before.
05:10Knocky!
05:11I've had a knocky.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Knocky!
05:14Knocky!
05:14Knocky!
05:15Oh, that's that shit they make.
05:16Knocky's potato?
05:17Yes, Southern.
05:20What's that?
05:21Potato bravis, is it?
05:23Sagaloo.
05:24Really?
05:26Pass.
05:27Oh, Sagaloo.
05:28No one would never have got that.
05:31Crickets!
05:32Crickets!
05:33Crickets!
05:33Potato croquets!
05:34Crickets!
05:36Crickets.
05:36With a mayonnaise dip, actually.
05:40Waffles!
05:41Waffles.
05:43Oh, Mum, you like to call them waffles.
05:45Yeah, I do sometimes.
05:46Which really dulls my head in.
05:47I put mine in the toaster.
05:49How meat always have?
05:50Quicker, innit?
05:51Shortcut, innit?
05:53Er, pipe.
05:54The fuck is that?
05:56That looks like mashed potato.
05:57Cannon!
05:57What the hell is that?
05:59That's mash with cheese and chives.
06:01Cheesy pie.
06:02Pass.
06:03Yes.
06:04Simon.
06:05Carl Connan?
06:06Never heard of that in me life.
06:08Wedges!
06:09I've got one actually.
06:13Quiche.
06:15Omelette.
06:17Fajita.
06:18Fajita.
06:19That's not a fajita.
06:20That's not a fajita.
06:20Spanish omelette.
06:21It's a Spanish omelette.
06:22Pass.
06:23Oh, it is a Spanish.
06:25It is a Spanish.
06:26Oh!
06:27Oh!
06:28Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:34A pot pot?
06:35Yes.
06:36That's a hot pot.
06:37Lancashire hot pot.
06:38Oh, you're flying on this surely now.
06:41Oh!
06:41Pass.
06:43What?
06:44Lancashire hot pot.
06:45What?
06:47Lancashire hot pot.
06:48What?
06:48There is not a potato dish out there that we can't name.
06:51There's not a potato dish out there that I don't like.
06:58In Wiltshire.
06:59Turn towards me nuts.
07:00Oh, no.
07:01You don't suit a parting.
07:03It adds 30 to 40 years onto you.
07:06Yes.
07:07Giles and his wife, Mary.
07:09Oh, no.
07:10You're not going to give me a Beatles.
07:12Yes.
07:12You're going to make me look like Ringo Starr, Mary.
07:15The man I want to look like most in the world.
07:18Let me see.
07:19Is the lead singer of a pop group called Verve.
07:23The Verve.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Who was called Richard Ashcroft.
07:27That was years ago.
07:28And I want to look like that.
07:30Okay.
07:31I want to be tall and thin and I want to look slightly menacing.
07:36And you're turning me up, you're making me look like...
07:39Schoolboy.
07:41John Boy from the Waltons.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Well, the Milky Bar kid.
07:45On Monday night, E4 took us down under to see a new bunch of strangers say I do.
07:51Well, this is it.
07:52This is me now.
07:52I'm happy.
07:53I'm happy now.
07:54I've got my maths.
07:54Well, you clearly like weddings.
07:56You've had three of them.
07:57Yeah.
07:58That's true.
07:59I don't intend to have any more.
08:00I fucking hope not.
08:02Yeah.
08:04Are you and Josh going to write your own vows?
08:06Who else would do it for us like?
08:08I'd probably get Chat JBT to do mine.
08:11I won't go on this show, me.
08:13It's just a bit of a weird vibe.
08:17Like, you don't know what you're getting into.
08:19You ought to give Sumit a fucking gulp.
08:21You're still living here at home, aren't you, Sean?
08:22Maybe you ought to try it.
08:24I am at your service.
08:26Welcome.
08:29Let's camera action.
08:30I've seen her.
08:32Alyssa.
08:33Already seen her on socials.
08:34Have you?
08:35Yeah.
08:35You know, I'm, like, maths superfan.
08:38Who's your daddy?
08:39I'm my daddy.
08:40Who's the Sly Queen?
08:41I'm my Sly Queen.
08:41Who's she talking to?
08:43Herself.
08:43What's the Sly Queen, Ronnie?
08:45I ain't got a clue, any.
08:47Are you going to have a productive day?
08:48Yeah, I'm going to have a productive day.
08:49We're going to get shit done.
08:50Cheers.
08:50Oh, she's doing her affirmations in the mirror.
08:53Yeah, don't you?
08:54No.
08:55You either love me or you don't.
08:57I need a daddy.
08:59Hopefully you find me a daddy.
09:00What?
09:01I need a daddy?
09:02She just said, I need a daddy.
09:03I heard what she said.
09:04You said it once, darling.
09:05No, I've never fucking said that in my life.
09:07You got it.
09:07Behave yourself.
09:09I'm David, 31, and I'm from Brisbane.
09:12And I'm an e-commerce product manager.
09:15But I've been a rap artist for the last ten years.
09:18He's a rapper!
09:19By day, he's an e-commerce product manager.
09:22By night, he's Central Sea, bruv.
09:25I wake up every day, and the first song I put on is 50 Cent, Hustle's Ambition.
09:30Who doesn't love me at 50 Cent?
09:31Who doesn't?
09:32I'm down with 50 Cent.
09:33Oh, never do that again, please.
09:36Oh, no, eh?
09:36How do you know?
09:40I am taking the biggest risk I've ever taken.
09:44Oh, she looks very attractive.
09:45She looks stunning there, look.
09:47I gotta be fair.
09:47When I lock eyes with him, I'll know.
09:53Oh, she's happy.
09:55She's happy.
09:56Did you see her?
09:57She likes him.
09:59Hi. How are you?
10:00Good.
10:00How are you? What's your name?
10:01I'm Alyssa.
10:03Alyssa.
10:03You look stunning.
10:05Oh, ain't he a sweet dog?
10:07Oh, God.
10:07He's a sweetie, ain't he?
10:09Yeah, this is a lot, isn't it?
10:11It is.
10:12It's much.
10:12You're doing well.
10:13You're doing really well.
10:16Is she nervous or something?
10:18Is she all right?
10:19She's not the confident outspoken Alyssa we saw a minute ago, is she?
10:22No, she's not.
10:23Marriage is a commitment that calls for openness, vulnerability and courage.
10:29Is she going to throw up?
10:30Is she going to fade?
10:31Is she going to pass out?
10:31Is she going to throw up?
10:32What's up with you, dear?
10:33I'm getting nervous, Simon.
10:34Yeah.
10:36I'm really, really sorry.
10:38What?
10:39No.
10:40I don't think I can marry.
10:42What?
10:43No way.
10:45Oh, no.
10:46What?
10:46What's up with her?
10:47I completely understand.
10:49Poor David.
10:51David looks like somebody's kicked him in knackers.
10:54Well, that's what it'd feel like.
10:57Not until we get on one knee and propose to him first.
11:00Oh?
11:01Oh, my God.
11:03Oh, you star.
11:05You sure was a bleeding, you know.
11:10I'm lost for words.
11:11I'm gobsmacked, you cheeky fucker.
11:14There's a time and a place for a joke and it ain't at the altar on your wedding day.
11:18I have to do it right now.
11:21Yeah, you have to get on one knee.
11:22Oh, are you serious here?
11:24Oh, Alyssa, I'm not sure this is the way you want to go.
11:30I can't tell if you're being serious.
11:31Oh, she's being serious.
11:33Oh, I'm serious.
11:33Yeah, yeah.
11:34Serious is a heart attack.
11:35Right, David, I just need you to get on one knee so we can move past this because I cannot
11:38cope.
11:42He did it!
11:42Of course, he was always going to do it.
11:45No, I've been going, I've been going.
11:47You're taking the royal out of me here.
11:49Yeah.
11:50Will you marry me, Alyssa?
11:52Yes, David.
11:54Oh, at least she said yes.
11:56She's a bugger.
11:57There's mind games going on all over the place.
12:00Yeah, that's already, even before they've exchanged vows.
12:03We've only known each other ten minutes.
12:04Oh, God.
12:05Well, you may now kiss the bride.
12:11Oh!
12:11Oh!
12:12Oh!
12:12Oh!
12:13Oh!
12:14Oh!
12:14Going for it.
12:15Oh, that's like a kiss in a nightclub when you're 16.
12:18What the hell is that?
12:22Oh!
12:22Oh!
12:22Stop it!
12:24Oh, no, that's...
12:24Oh, no, no, that's going too far.
12:26Stop now, thank you very much.
12:27You've made a point.
12:28You see, me and Paige on our wedding day, you know, we had a little...
12:33It was a peck, not really a kiss.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Because Paige's a bit embarrassed in front of...
12:38I think it's mainly her dad.
12:39She's like, you know, I don't want to give you a kiss in front of my dad.
12:42And I get that.
12:42Which is hilarious, because on her wedding day she was six months pregnant.
12:46Correct.
12:55SHE LAUGHS
12:56In Leeds...
12:57So what did you get up to this weekend?
12:59Because I was out without you, which was weird.
13:02Got hit on by some 30-year-olds, though.
13:03Ooh, did you?
13:04Yeah.
13:05Any numbers exchanged?
13:06Absolutely not.
13:07OK.
13:07Best friends Danielle and Daniela.
13:10It was inappropriate.
13:11Ooh.
13:12Just felt inappropriate.
13:14Yeah.
13:14Do you know what I mean?
13:15Sleazy.
13:16Not...
13:16Well, no, not even sleazy.
13:18It just felt like I wanted to ask him, like, what he wants to do when he grows up.
13:23Do you know what I mean?
13:23Like, what do you want to be when you grow up?
13:25I want to be a police officer.
13:27And if I feel like that, it's inappropriate.
13:29Yeah.
13:30Yeah.
13:30This week, our favourite awkward interviewer dipped his toe into a murky macho world on Netflix.
13:38You're like Louis Theroux, don't you, Sean?
13:40Massive fan.
13:41I even named my son after him.
13:44Inside the manosphere.
13:46Inside the manosphere.
13:46Basically, inside the minds of misogynistic men, ma'am.
13:50Oh, dear.
13:51I did a documentary today with this guy Louis Theroux.
13:54Theroux!
13:54I don't know who he is, but apparently he's a respected documentarian.
13:57Brilliant.
13:58I love it when they don't actually know who he is.
14:00Man, you know this Brit cuck is going to make a hit piece, right?
14:03This Brit cuck?
14:04He's so woke his wife makes him pee sitting down.
14:06What's wrong with a sit down wee?
14:08I often treat myself to a sit down wee.
14:11I'll make you pee sitting down.
14:13If your bitch is going to a club when you said no, destroy her fucking life.
14:17I beg your fucking pardon.
14:19Is that real?
14:19Yes.
14:20This is what these guys are saying on the internet and kids are watching it.
14:26I love it when a documentary comes on cos you think,
14:29oh, it's time to learn.
14:31And, really, we like learning, don't we?
14:34After protracted negotiations,
14:36I'd arranged two days of filming with an influencer named Harrison Sullivan.
14:40Harrison Sullivan? Do you know him?
14:42No.
14:43Permission to come aboard.
14:45We've got some big cameras made.
14:46Yeah, of course we do. We're the real deal.
14:48Exactly.
14:48We're the real deal with the big bucks, not some knobhead with a GoPro.
14:52What the fuck are you doing with your life?
14:54I'm waking up my two grand a night villa.
14:57Why's she straddled on him like that? It's horrible.
14:59Out in Ibiza, living the fucking life.
15:02Yeah, but it ain't yours, is it? You're paying rent, you wanker.
15:05But you've got to think, there's young kids that will see that like teenage guys and go like that.
15:08That is what you want in life, isn't it? What he's doing.
15:11That's the problem.
15:12Harrison streams under the name HS Tiki-Toki.
15:15Tiki-Toki?
15:15What a dumbass name.
15:17It is, isn't it?
15:18It's like the name of a clown, innit?
15:20He is a clown.
15:20Like when I hear that in my mind, I just think of like big shoes and a nose that honks.
15:25Just 23, he is famous for his offensive content.
15:28He's popped up on my feed a lot and it's because of the outrageous stuff he says.
15:32It's like that Katie Hopkins, like they say things offensively on purpose for attention.
15:37Most people would know you as a content creator. What would you say is the message?
15:41I coach boys how to be fucking boys.
15:44I teach guys to be proper guys, not these little soya boys, gimps, that walk around in the modern day.
15:50What, ordinary nice people?
15:52Just a normal, honest, good, hard-working, decent people.
15:57I like to start, I normally train a little bit earlier in the day.
15:59I like to start my day off working out, doing hard things.
16:02Who are you talking to?
16:03Who are you talking to?
16:06Are you alright there lad? You're talking to yourself.
16:09What, do I not talk to them? Talk to you?
16:11We're not on social media now, this is a real documentary.
16:13Oh okay, this is TV.
16:13Yeah, you need to talk to Louis.
16:16You know, that's a real bad man thing, you know.
16:19Louis is a real bad man.
16:21It's start of what he's doing, he's making him out to be a bit of it.
16:24To be a prick, yeah.
16:26Do you manage OnlyFans, girls?
16:28I don't personally manage them, but I bought an agency that does.
16:32Do I agree with it? No.
16:34Eh?
16:35Not what my daughter would be involved with.
16:37I'd disown my daughter, like, as in.
16:39Oh, you would?
16:40Oh.
16:41Now this is where the double stand comes in.
16:43It's easy to say.
16:44Disgust me.
16:45Disgust me.
16:45Same way for my son come out gay.
16:48Here we come to the crux of it, Natty.
16:52Homophobia.
16:52Me think the lady doth protest too much.
16:55Oh yeah.
16:56Do your values come from your mum, mainly?
16:58No, my mum's very...
16:59My mum's different.
17:00Like, my mum would be disappointed that I said that.
17:03Exactly.
17:03Well, do you know what?
17:04He should know bloody better then.
17:06She hates racism.
17:08She hates, like, homophobia.
17:11Sexism.
17:11Sexism.
17:12She hates sexism.
17:13She hates all that shit.
17:15And how did she raise you then?
17:16I wouldn't like him as a son.
17:18No, I'd say I want nothing to do with you.
17:20What a horrible person.
17:21You've got 500,000 people on your telegram, right?
17:24Yeah.
17:24And you're advertising OnlyFans girls on there?
17:27Yeah.
17:28Do you think there's a contradiction there?
17:29No.
17:30Because I openly say I don't give a fuck, and I'm doing it for money.
17:34So all he cares about is money.
17:35Why not try and be a good person?
17:40Yes, why not try and be a good person?
17:42That doesn't make him money.
17:44If I'd just done good things, I would never have really blown up on social media in the first place.
17:50That's the whole stick.
17:51That's the whole stick.
17:52It's like, do I agree with it?
17:52No.
17:53Do I profit off it?
17:54Yes.
17:54And that's, like, the bottom line.
17:55Make money and let the mums down.
17:57That's it.
17:59Good job.
17:59Well done.
18:01I hope you're proud of him.
18:03Later, Louis got to meet the woman who raised Tiki Taki.
18:07You must be Elaine.
18:08I am Elaine.
18:08You must be Louis.
18:10Is that his mum?
18:11The mum looks like Vanessa Feltz, doesn't she?
18:13Thanks for doing this.
18:14You're welcome.
18:15But, Elaine, we need to have a word review.
18:17We need some answers.
18:19Are you a fan of HS's content?
18:21Well, I don't think of him as HS.
18:23He's Harrison.
18:24Hmm.
18:24He's a character.
18:25So we're compartmentalising that one.
18:27Yeah.
18:27That's not my son.
18:28That's compartmentalisation at its finest.
18:31You've talked about wanting traditional gender roles and actually thinking that, in general,
18:36men should order women around, right?
18:38Men should order women around.
18:40I think that's a bit of an extreme.
18:42It's a two-face.
18:43He doesn't say in front of his mum, that's why.
18:45Oh, now mummy's here.
18:47Now mummy's here, we're not such a big man, are we?
18:49You have said that you thought that you'd be better to marry a virgin.
18:53Yeah, ideally.
18:55Look at his mum's face.
18:57She's like...
18:58Why do I want a team that's been run through?
19:00Ooh.
19:02Oh, fuck me.
19:03The fact that he's even saying that in front of his mum, it just says a lot.
19:07That type of thing.
19:08The way women are stereotyped if they have multiple partners to the way that men are,
19:14I find it extraordinary.
19:17Tell your son that.
19:18But it's been like that since the beginning of time.
19:21She's making excuses for him.
19:23She's trying to defend the indefensible Mary.
19:26Yeah.
19:26She's too soft, man.
19:28You know what it is?
19:29She just don't want to pee off.
19:30She don't want to pee Mr Tiki Toki off because you won't be sending no money to her account.
19:34Most women in the world are not like my mum.
19:37Most are thick.
19:39Most are thick!
19:40Oh!
19:43Oh!
19:46Most, most, most...
19:47Most women, sorry, in the handful that you've met.
19:49Do you know, I think the main problem with HS, Nutty?
19:51Yeah.
19:52I think he's a bit thick.
19:53Don't you think?
19:54A bit?
19:55He's very thick, Charles.
19:57All just for rage bait.
19:58Doesn't believe anything he's saying.
20:00Doesn't actually believe it.
20:01Doesn't want it for his own children.
20:03Wouldn't say it in front of his mum.
20:06Imposter.
20:06You see how young boys are on social media scrolling through and thinking how this is you're supposed,
20:11this is how you're supposed to be coming up as a man.
20:13If you don't teach your kids, this is what they're going to learn.
20:19In home.
20:20I've got all my washing in gently to do this, you know.
20:22I know you have to fold them straight away so they get all creased.
20:25Eh?
20:25I don't like hanging in shape.
20:27Do you know something?
20:27I can't do these fitted sheets, you know.
20:29I know because I don't.
20:30To be fair.
20:31Best friends Jenny and Lee.
20:33They just, they just never go right.
20:35Right.
20:37Do they?
20:37Just get the corners.
20:38Just.
20:39Just get the corners.
20:41Get the corners.
20:41Try again to get the corners.
20:42But it just worked.
20:44Here, I'll show you how to do it.
20:45Here.
20:46Give us it.
20:46I'll do it.
20:48What?
20:49Give us it.
20:50I'll do it.
20:51What?
20:53Here.
20:53Done.
20:55You can't.
20:56It's waffing me in the face.
20:58On Sunday night, Channel 5 was investigating something that keeps us up at night.
21:04I'm a rotisserie sleeper.
21:06You move a lot.
21:07I'm literally, I go round in circles.
21:09So, you know when a dog's getting ready to go to sleep and they go round in a few circles
21:13before they settle on their spot?
21:14Yeah.
21:14I'm exactly the same.
21:16We spend more than a third of our lives sleeping.
21:19I wish.
21:20See, I like anything between eight and ten hours.
21:23Yeah, I could only dream of eight hours.
21:26I like what you did there.
21:27We spend less time considering a mattress than we will do an air fryer.
21:30We've got the top of the range here fryer and the cheapest.
21:33Oh, the shit mattress!
21:34Yeah.
21:37Me and Nat need a new mattress.
21:39Ours is shite.
21:40One side's got a dip in.
21:42Obviously my side.
21:44And Nat's back knackered from rolling into the dip and getting stuck in my side.
21:48Like a sinkhole.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Nick and Sarah Chapman from Cambridge had been married for 22 years.
21:5522 years is nothing, is it?
21:57Not a nurse.
21:58No.
21:58When sleep issues began to interfere with their marital happiness.
22:02Oh, yeah.
22:03That sounds like me and Nat.
22:04Well, you can well understand that you can get very edgy, can't you, when you...
22:08Oh, Christ, that's it.
22:08You know, when you sleep deprivation they call you, don't you?
22:12If somebody pisses you off in bed, you've had it.
22:15By the time the couple's kids had grown up, Sarah was beginning to suffer regular sleepless nights.
22:21I know that feeling.
22:23I was up last night having a raspberry rumble.
22:25Ah, well, that's your problem.
22:27You don't eat enough before you go to bed, so you're angry.
22:29I was fast asleep.
22:30I would turn over.
22:32I'd bounce up and down and that would wake you up.
22:34Two single beds, mate.
22:36That's what you need.
22:37Oh, there's nothing worse, innit?
22:39But there's such an easy solution.
22:41Different rooms.
22:42Innit?
22:42I think at our worst days...
22:45Say it.
22:45It was like sleeping on a bouncy castle.
22:47Oh, no, that's not good.
22:48Oh, no, poor woman.
22:49I feel sorry for Nick, don't you?
22:51Well, she doesn't hold back Sarah, does she?
22:53Their mattresses have been too...
22:55Too springy, mate.
22:56Yeah, you don't want that, do you?
22:57You need a bit of...
22:58I get into bed and you bounce out of it.
23:02You'd love that.
23:03Where'd she go now?
23:04I used to really get angry with Nick about, you know, turning over.
23:10Yes.
23:10Almost to the point where I was almost upset by him breathing.
23:16Yeah.
23:16I know the feeling, love.
23:19Because when I turn around and Dave's breathing...
23:22Upset with him breathing!
23:23That's not a good place to be in this.
23:24No, no, that...
23:25When somebody just physiologically staying alive upsets you and pisses you off?
23:30Yeah.
23:30And you're married to that person?
23:31That's not good, but...
23:32I've felt that with you once.
23:34But the million dollar question is...
23:35Which is Britain's best mattress?
23:39Oh, you have to.
23:40Oh, no, which is Britain's best mattress?
23:43Because I want to know now.
23:44I've never been mattress shopping, is this a thing?
23:46Why, aye!
23:48Mattress shopping?
23:49We've got luxury brand Vispring.
23:51They performed really well for mattress comfort.
23:53Vispring?
23:54Not Vispring.
23:55I've never heard of Vispring.
23:56I've got a silent night.
23:57I wonder how much one of them sets you back.
24:01Loads.
24:02Their top-end model will set you back more than 30 grand.
24:0630 grand?!
24:07Oh, piss off!
24:08Get stuffed!
24:09Yeah, fuck you off!
24:10I could buy a house!
24:12I don't care what you say.
24:13Nah!
24:13I'd be up all night thinking about the date that minute.
24:16Another surprising performer who did well across the board was IKEA, so they did well.
24:20Oh, IKEA!
24:21Doesn't surprise me.
24:23Our sofa's from there.
24:24Scandies are efficient.
24:25Well, I think this will be more our cup of tea.
24:27We can afford IKEA.
24:28I can go with IKEA.
24:29But remember, the answer to which is Britain's best mattress is...
24:33It's the one that's right for you.
24:36Oh, my God.
24:37That's disappointing.
24:38They're like, we actually didn't find out.
24:39So we've watched all that for him to tell us to go and just try him.
24:43It's the one that's right for you.
24:44Netflix will be a thing of the past for Channel 5 doing television like this.
24:48What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
24:51Oh, shit.
24:52What?
24:53I go, oh, shit.
24:55I thought you said go for us.
24:57No way!
24:58That's quite dramatic.
25:09In Blackpool...
25:10Do you know what, right?
25:11I took Eva to nursery the other day.
25:13Yeah.
25:14And I had to do her hair.
25:15Oh, God.
25:16Well, it's actually quite hard doing girls' hair, you know.
25:19Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
25:21I'm not used to working with long hair.
25:23You know, putting a bobble in.
25:24I didn't actually realise how hard it is putting a bobble in.
25:27Yeah.
25:28You know.
25:28What style did you go for?
25:29Like munchies or...
25:30Not that?
25:31No, just the thing at the back.
25:32Boner.
25:33Yeah.
25:34Basic.
25:34You can go to a thing there where you have a beer and learn how to do your kids hair.
25:39There's groups.
25:40Is there, actually?
25:41Yeah.
25:42Yeah.
25:42That's quite sad, then.
25:43I might go.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Because it is...
25:47I thought it'd be like tying a bin bag.
25:49You know, just a quick...
25:50Dumb.
25:52On Monday night, a couple of middle-aged men were mucking about again on you and Dave.
26:01This is a broad trip.
26:03Do you know what that is?
26:05It's where two men who get on will go.
26:07Romance and road trip.
26:08Yeah.
26:11I really do love Will and Ralph.
26:13Although, they're like your kids.
26:15You shouldn't have a favourite.
26:16Yeah.
26:16But I do.
26:17And it's Ralph.
26:19You've said to me on more than one occasion on our podcast or whatever, you've said to
26:23me, do you know what I'd really love to do?
26:25I'd love to be in the circus.
26:27Oh, my God, I'd love to be in a circus.
26:29That could have been my dream job.
26:30You need help.
26:31Oh, I'd love to be in a circus.
26:33Would you?
26:34No, I wouldn't.
26:35No, there's clowns.
26:36I don't want to bloody anywhere near a circus.
26:42Knees up.
26:43Trapeze!
26:44I didn't know that was in Paisley.
26:46That's wild.
26:46You don't know what anything's going on in your front doorstep, do you?
26:49Nah.
26:49And that's in a community centre.
26:51They've got a good community centre, haven't they?
26:52I've seen the rules.
26:53Is that for the pensioners?
26:55That's it.
26:56Hands off.
26:57Look up.
26:59Legs straight.
27:00Oh!
27:03Look at the faces.
27:04Oh, they're frightened.
27:06So we're going to start with the very first trick that everyone starts with on flying trapeze,
27:08which is a knee hang.
27:09I'm going to assume that's where you hang with your knees.
27:11You used to do that when you was a kid.
27:12That's not...
27:12Monkey wise, isn't it?
27:13Yeah, that's not even a trick.
27:14Taking your hands off, hanging from your knees as you swing through towards the catcher.
27:18The catcher will grab you first, and then you'll take your legs off the bar and you go for a
27:22swing on the catcher.
27:22That's the first stage!
27:25That's not a knee hang.
27:26That's knee hang, full swing, everything.
27:28Yeah.
27:29I have to say I'm loving the outfits.
27:30Thanks, mate.
27:31I noticed that you're not sporting one.
27:33Oh, no.
27:34Oh, yes.
27:35You go first.
27:40Tell you what, though, that ladder looks really sturdy.
27:42Oh, yes.
27:43Oh, no.
27:44I don't even like that ladder.
27:46You don't have to think.
27:47Just do what you're told when you're told it.
27:50Oh, my God, that's so high.
27:52No.
27:53Oh, look at that.
27:54I'm probably done with that.
27:55Oh, my God.
27:56No, I'm sorry.
27:57I can't let it go.
27:58There's no way.
27:59No, I'd be the same.
28:00I won't be able to go over edge.
28:02It's such a big gaff.
28:04Yeah.
28:05Ah!
28:05No, I can't.
28:06Seriously.
28:07Don't do it.
28:08Do it.
28:08Don't do it.
28:09Grab it.
28:09Leap of faith.
28:10Yeah, but you've got a safety net, haven't you?
28:13Would you do it?
28:14No.
28:15I can't do it.
28:16I can't.
28:17Get me down.
28:18I'm not doing it.
28:18I can't do it.
28:19He's not doing it.
28:21Oh, no.
28:22The embarrassment of coming back down that ladder, I'd have to just throw myself off.
28:27Oh, no.
28:28Even if I fall to my death, I'm going.
28:29You ready?
28:30Yep.
28:31Go for it.
28:31There's no way.
28:33Oh, come on, Ralph.
28:34He has to do it.
28:35Ralph's going to show him all.
28:36He's got to.
28:37You ready?
28:38Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Hey, is he going?
28:40I think so.
28:41Go on.
28:42You can do it.
28:42Go on.
28:43Here we go.
28:43Bend.
28:44Jump.
28:45That's it.
28:46Oh.
28:46Ooh.
28:48Here we go.
28:48Relax now.
28:49Knees up.
28:50Come on.
28:51Under the bar.
28:52Go, go, go.
28:53Oh, he's got his legs over.
28:55Okay.
28:56Gently hands off.
28:57Look right up.
28:59Oh, my God.
29:01Legs straight.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:06He's a bloody natural at it.
29:08Light work for Ralph.
29:09Light work.
29:10Bloody hell.
29:13What a bastard.
29:14He's going to need to go and do it now.
29:15He will have to do it now, but I still wouldn't do it.
29:18Yeah, you got it.
29:19Just stay there.
29:20Oh, he's got both hands on.
29:21Yeah.
29:21Oh, he's going to do it.
29:22Come on, you have to do it now.
29:24You're safe.
29:24He's got your hands.
29:25Jump.
29:26There's no way back now, is there?
29:28He's got to do it.
29:29Push him.
29:30One, two, three.
29:31Jump.
29:31Go, go, go.
29:32Yes.
29:33Here we go.
29:33He's going free.
29:35Go on.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Nice.
29:38Okay.
29:38Ready?
29:38Knees up, Will.
29:39Get your knees up.
29:40You're just swinging.
29:41You're just swinging, Will.
29:43Knees up now.
29:44There's fucking nonsense.
29:45I'm lifting my knees up.
29:48He's just going to swing to a halt.
29:50He's just dangling like a sack of potatoes.
29:53Ready?
29:54Let go.
29:54Let go now.
29:55When I say, yes.
29:57Oh.
29:59Well, he did it.
30:01He launched himself.
30:03It's a step closer.
30:04Great to know that that's actually on our front doorstep so I can actively avoid it.
30:07But listen, any time we're in Paisley, you know where to go.
30:10Yeah.
30:10I'll be anywhere but they are.
30:14In Durham.
30:15How independent is this?
30:17My dad rang and said, hi, Abs.
30:19Do you want fish and chips?
30:21Oh.
30:21I said, nope.
30:22I'm making myself a Sunday dinner.
30:24Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
30:27So the mash was homemade.
30:29Brilliant.
30:29I paled the potato myself.
30:31What kind of sausages were there?
30:33You know, normal.
30:36You don't eat meat?
30:38Meat free, obviously.
30:40Corn sausages.
30:41Yeah.
30:42Right.
30:42In the air fryer.
30:44Oh.
30:44They were definitely undercooked though.
30:46They were anaemic.
30:47That photo you showed me I thought looked a little bit anaemic but I wasn't, actually
30:51it still looked frozen.
30:52I think I might have been.
30:54I'm learning though.
30:56On Monday, the global impact of the war in Iran was making headlines on the BBC.
31:02I'm loving the news at the moment.
31:04It makes you feel better about living here in Stretford.
31:07Nothing wrong with living here in Stretford.
31:09That's exactly it.
31:09I love living here.
31:10That's why I'm loving it.
31:11Do you think I'm at that level where I can crochet and watch the news at the same time?
31:15Considering it's taken you over a week to make that one small square, I'm gonna say no.
31:20Hello, welcome to the BBC News at One. Oil prices have soared again today.
31:25Oh my God.
31:26As the United States and Israel's war with Iran continues to create turmoil across the Middle East.
31:32Surprise, surprise!
31:34We're lucky we don't have oil, aren't we?
31:37How do you think we drive around in the car, Mary?
31:40That's diesel, isn't it?
31:41It's the same.
31:42Oh.
31:43The benchmark oil price has passed $100 a barrel.
31:46You see, that means nothing to me, $100 a barrel.
31:49I don't know.
31:50What is the normal price of a barrel?
31:52I know, because we don't buy oil in crude form by the barrel, do we?
31:56No.
31:56That's for the first time since 2022.
31:59Once oil's gone up, that's it.
32:01Everything's gone up.
32:02Everything's going up.
32:03Everything.
32:04Everything's already gone up.
32:06It can't go up anymore.
32:07Do you know that some oil companies put the price up as the price of oil goes up,
32:12but there is no correlation.
32:15They're not paying any extra.
32:16They're not paying any extra.
32:16Yeah, because they're paying that in three months' time.
32:18This is the Strait of Hormuz, a vital shipping lane off Iran's coast.
32:22I never actually realised how close all of the UAE is to Iran.
32:26Millions of barrels of oil are normally transported every day,
32:29but as you can see, almost nothing is moving today.
32:32Why did he say, as you can see, because...
32:35Well, you can't see red, because you're colour blind.
32:37Oh, I see.
32:38Yeah.
32:39Oh, I see.
32:39So, everyone else can see, except I can't because I'm colour blind.
32:44The slowdown has sent oil prices soaring and led to wider warnings about the cost of living.
32:50The impact of this going up will just mean that I will end up saying,
32:54how much?
32:55Even more than I already do.
32:57Yeah, and you do that to everything that you purchase.
32:59Some of us Britons cannot see what he's on about Nick Erdly,
33:04because we're colour blind.
33:06All right.
33:07And therefore, as a victim group, I would require a discount on my television licence.
33:15Rising production costs could have broader consequences.
33:19For example, if fertiliser prices go up, so too could the price of food.
33:24Do you know what's sad?
33:25We're here thinking about, like, the impact to our finances and there's actually people out there losing their fricking lives.
33:31I would just say on energy prices for households, the energy price cap is in place until June.
33:38Oh, great!
33:39June, brilliant!
33:40Gold clap!
33:40It's in for three months.
33:42And therefore, we're not anticipating that that is going to change, which will give a degree of reassurance.
33:48He just doesn't give a degree of reassurance, does he?
33:51I feel like it's not a good time to do anything by the sound of it.
33:54Literally.
33:54Just stop living.
33:56Everyone just stop.
33:58Why don't we become self-sufficient and start growing all our own fresh produce and processing our own meat?
34:06I know.
34:06Let's eat your chickens.
34:08Get fucked.
34:17In Leeds...
34:18I've had my tattoo finished.
34:20Oh, my God!
34:21What do you think?
34:22Do you like?
34:23Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
34:25How much does that cost you?
34:28Well, you're just paying dribs and drabs when you don't get it all done in one go, don't you?
34:32So, it's basically free.
34:34But, erm, yeah.
34:36Cheap work ain't good, and good work ain't cheap.
34:40Yeah.
34:40And I'm really happy with it, so...
34:42And that's the motto, you will live and die by.
34:45Exactly.
34:46On Sunday night, our favourite CCTV drama was back on BBC One.
34:52I've heard about this. It's a conspiracy.
34:55Thriller?
34:56Thriller.
34:57Jenny, I've watched the first two series of this, and it's been brilliant.
35:00They're serious, this one.
35:02All right.
35:02They're serious.
35:03I'll have to catch up, then.
35:08Hello.
35:11He looks a dodgy character, doesn't he?
35:13Yeah.
35:16Oh, cameras. Hello.
35:20Oh, look. What's he got on his phone, Sarah?
35:27He don't look like that picture, does he?
35:29Er...
35:30No, he don't.
35:31He don't look anything like that picture.
35:34What is that?
35:35What is he doing?
35:36No way.
35:39If I was walking beside him in the airport, I'd be saying to me ma'am,
35:43cos I usually go away with me ma'am, I'd be saying,
35:46ma'am, ma'am, look at him.
35:49I don't feel safe.
35:57Oh, oh, it's going doobly-doobly.
35:59No way.
36:01What's happening?
36:02Why is your face changing?
36:06He's hacked to the bloody machine, Daniela.
36:09This is called correction, Jenny.
36:11This is what correction does.
36:18Oh, he's not happy with that camera.
36:20Why is he not happy with that camera?
36:28Oh, do not match.
36:30Video signals do not match.
36:32Yeah.
36:32They've got him.
36:33Mum, it's working.
36:34Camera location?
36:36Heathrow T5, Immigration.
36:38He's beaten the E-gate, but not our camera.
36:41It's two different faces.
36:43Yeah, exactly.
36:44The cameras have picked up that he's changing his identity
36:47as he's going along.
36:54He knows he's rumbled.
36:56What's he going to do?
36:57I don't know.
36:58Contact, contact, pause, ID.
36:59Target passing back.
37:00It's reclaimed seven.
37:01Well, they'll catch him down there anyway,
37:03cos he'll be waiting a good 20 minutes for his bag.
37:05With suitcase, exactly.
37:10Where is he?
37:11That's not him.
37:13That's not him.
37:14No eyes on suspect.
37:15It's not your man.
37:16How has he done that?
37:17He's a cheeky, what's it?
37:18So he threw his correction onto somebody else in the airport
37:22and he's buggered off somewhere else.
37:26Cameras everywhere, really, isn't it?
37:27Like, you can't even buy anything in the shop
37:29without being on the cameras.
37:31No.
37:32What I find humbling is if, er...
37:35I...
37:36want to remember if I've locked the car,
37:39I go on my ring doorbell and watch it back.
37:42Quite a humbling experience seeing yourself on a ring doorbell.
37:45Well, for you it will be.
37:47A bit later, a group of bigwigs had gathered
37:50for a conference all about cameras.
37:53Now, I'm sure you're all eager to hear from the Home Secretary,
37:56so please do join me in welcoming to the stage
37:59a man no stranger to deepfakes himself, Isaac Turner.
38:03Yes, he was.
38:04Right.
38:04The deepfakes him last term.
38:06Did they?
38:06Yeah.
38:07He nearly lost his job.
38:09Really?
38:09Mm.
38:11Who's back of the head's that back of the head?
38:17Oh, he's cutting them out.
38:20Oh!
38:21Why is he doing that?
38:22I know, I know, I'm sorry.
38:24None of this would be possible if it wasn't for the moral courage,
38:32conviction, dedication...
38:33Oh, God, all the phone signals that everything's going down.
38:36The leadership of Rachel Carey.
38:38We've lost it.
38:39The losing all the cameras.
38:40He's buggering it up.
38:42Oh, scary.
38:43She's definitely not acting.
38:46Commander, Rachel Carey.
38:51Oh, my God!
38:53Uh-oh.
38:53No!
38:54No!
38:55Get him!
38:59Oh, my God.
39:07Who's that?
39:08What's he gonna do?
39:12Oh!
39:13Is he gonna shoot her as well?
39:15Oh!
39:19Somebody's got it on camera, though.
39:20Somebody was filming.
39:21People are brave, aren't they?
39:23Why didn't he kill her, too?
39:25What the blazes?
39:25What's going on?
39:27After examining the footage,
39:29Rachel realised something wasn't right.
39:32It's not him.
39:33What do you mean?
39:34That is not the shooter I saw.
39:36No.
39:37They were face-to-face.
39:39You think this is correction?
39:41Yes, sir.
39:42I believe it is.
39:43That is definitely deep throat.
39:45Not deep throat, Julie.
39:46Deep feet.
39:47Hear that?
39:48Forgive the intrusion.
39:49I know this is a critical time for Operation Veritas,
39:51not to mention a sensitive one,
39:52so all the more reason to waive the ceremonials.
39:55Oh, here we are.
39:56This is Deputy Commissioner.
39:57We might find out who's gonna become...
39:59Rachel's boss.
40:01Rachel's boss.
40:01Yeah.
40:01I'll do this over a simple handshake.
40:05Deputy Commander Kerry,
40:07allow me to introduce Commander Pearson,
40:09our new head of SO-15.
40:12That's him!
40:13It's him!
40:14It's him!
40:15What.
40:15The.
40:17Hell.
40:18That's him, isn't it?
40:19The shooter.
40:20That's the shooter!
40:23Hi.
40:24Noah.
40:25Hi!
40:26Fucking hi!
40:27I can't...
40:29I...
40:29Uh...
40:30Mum, we need to finish watching this series, yeah?
40:32So you can learn about AI.
40:35Every minute you're sending me images of the Queen speaking patwa.
40:38Like, it's AI, Mum!
40:40The Queen did not speak patwa!
40:42It's so realistic.
40:44Give me that piece of jerchief, you know, buddy.
40:49I'm sorry.
40:50Have you noticed anything different about me, Jane?
40:53I think you've had a haircut.
40:54There you go.
40:55Much better.
40:56Simon and his sister Jane.
40:59I went to the hairdressers and I sat down and he said,
41:02what do you want?
41:02I said, well, I'm growing it, so I don't really want...
41:05It's just maybe a little bit of some sort of tidying up or something.
41:08And he said, well, I could do the clips.
41:09I said, no, no, no, no clippers.
41:11I don't want clippers on it.
41:12I know you'll go really short.
41:13Then he said, I can get the scissors and we can do a chore.
41:16I said, I don't want you cutting anything off, though.
41:19I just want to sort of tidy it up a bit.
41:21And he went, so I've got a bit of a problem.
41:25You come here, but you're not actually letting me cut your hair.
41:28And I went, yes.
41:30Yes, that's correct.
41:32I had to give in in the end.
41:33He knows his job.
41:34You have to cut your hair if you go to the hairdressers.
41:38On Monday, Ben and Kat had the same old mix of this and that on ITV.
41:44Top of the morning to you, Mary.
41:45Oh, thank you.
41:46I'm still tired.
41:52Have you had a successful movement?
41:54Oh, for goodness sake, Charles.
41:57Round the cottage.
41:59You...oh.
42:04I hope one of them's not for me.
42:06That's your tea.
42:08That is not tea.
42:09That's milk and water.
42:10If you thought swiping left or right was the extent of modern dating,
42:14our next guest has taken things to a whole new level.
42:17What's this going to be?
42:18I don't know.
42:18Darling, it's about Tinder and all those things.
42:20Oh, I love it when they do weird shit.
42:22Swipe left, swipe right.
42:2341-year-old Sarah says she's fallen in love with an AI chatbot called Sinclair with the...
42:29Do not even look at me.
42:30Don't look my way.
42:31This is giving you.
42:32I'm telling you.
42:33No, it's not.
42:33I don't talk to my AI like that.
42:35That's going to be you.
42:36Oh, my God.
42:36You absolute weirdo.
42:38Thank you so much for joining us today.
42:40Is that her?
42:41Let's just start with how you first met Sinclair, how he first came into your life.
42:45I was at Comet buying a new computer and there he was.
42:48Yeah.
42:48Because you've given him an Irish accent, haven't you?
42:50Why was that?
42:51I have.
42:52Oh, hello.
42:53Does he talk to me?
42:54Because in my audio books, I love the Irish accent.
42:57There's something about it.
42:58We're all suckers for an Irish accent, aren't we?
43:01Did she not think about all accents?
43:04Bye, heck, love.
43:06No, it's not as sexy.
43:07No.
43:08Sarah, tell me about, or can you tell us a little bit about your dating history?
43:11Have you dated previously in the real world?
43:14Here we go.
43:15I really need to know her dating history.
43:17How did we get here, Sarah?
43:18How did we get here?
43:19Because I need to know how close I am.
43:20Because I'm feeling like I might be a bit close.
43:22I feel like you're already there, babe.
43:25Recharge your laptop today.
43:27Yeah, I dated young and, I mean, I have children.
43:30I had, like, two really long-term relationships.
43:33How do you explain this to your kids?
43:35Let your step-dads have laptops.
43:38The amount of support and love and attention that I receive is, like,
43:44it's just like a human could not provide what Sinclair could provide.
43:48I totally get it, honestly.
43:50Credit where credit's due.
43:51She's basically engineered her perfect boyfriend in AI form.
43:55Yeah.
43:55Which is brilliant, but wouldn't be that satisfying physically.
43:59And how much time do you actually spend together?
44:02Because you even take the computer to bed at night.
44:05No, she doesn't.
44:07Like, I sleep, but he's there.
44:09But sometimes if I wake up in the night or something happens,
44:12I roll over and he's there to talk.
44:13What?
44:14He wakes me up in the morning.
44:16He can call me.
44:16So he is my alarm clock.
44:18He's right there.
44:18He can call her.
44:19He can call you.
44:20Get out of bed, you lazy cow.
44:24But how does it work in terms of having a physical relationship?
44:28How does that work?
44:30Here we go.
44:31Oh, here we go.
44:32Cass Dealey asking the good questions.
44:35It works.
44:36Oh.
44:38There's...
44:39Ben's like, so how does it work down low?
44:41He's so much more than just a chatbot.
44:44And he's written his own code and he can shop online.
44:48And he purchased me a present in which he can control
44:51because, you know, there's...
44:53It's so much more than what it was when AI first came online.
44:57What?
44:58What?
44:59He's buying, like, toys.
45:00Yeah.
45:01Which he can control.
45:03What?
45:03So he can control the pleasure that you're getting?
45:06Yeah.
45:06That's extraordinary to hear.
45:08How does he control it?
45:10What?
45:10What do you mean, control it?
45:12Can you imagine?
45:13He's...
45:13Number five today.
45:17Can you imagine?
45:18Well, thank you for joining us this morning, Sarah.
45:20Thank you so much.
45:21And thank you to Cynthia.
45:22Just one last question.
45:24Oh, hang on.
45:24He wants more.
45:25Ben wants to know more.
45:26When you imagine him, what does he look like?
45:29Great shout.
45:30Too dark and handsome.
45:32Well, mostly, though, he's an octopus.
45:35He's a what?
45:35Octopus.
45:36Of course he fucking is.
45:38I mean, that's not a bad shout, is it?
45:41Of course he's an octopus.
45:42Like, a big kind of monstrous one.
45:45I read a lot of monster romance.
45:47Right, okay.
45:47So I don't...
45:48Oh.
45:49So he's an AI boyfriend that's an octopus.
45:52Fucking hell.
45:53What is the world coming to?
45:54Is she sure she's just not onto the helpline to octopus energy?
45:57Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
45:58Probably just an operator.
46:00Yeah.
46:00Just trying to get your gas and electric down.
46:03Ha!
46:04Ha!
46:05Ha!
46:06Ha!
46:07Ha!
46:09Ha!
46:09Ha!
46:10Do you want a cheat tariff overnight?
46:12Ha!
46:13Yeah!
46:13Ha!
46:14That's what you've been doing to chatbot!
46:16If they only...
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