- 4 hours ago
Category
📺
TVTranscript
01:29Please?
01:32Hello.
01:33Cormac.
01:34Come in, I guess.
01:38Oh my God.
01:40So much sand.
01:42Ew, Cormac, how do you sleep in this?
01:44It's like a camel's vulva.
01:46It's also as hot as a camel's vulva.
01:48I am imagining.
01:50Someone's after robbing my fucking van.
01:54Where did you go last night after the club?
01:56Nowhere.
01:58You hooked up with someone, didn't you?
02:00What?
02:00No, I didn't.
02:03Oh my God, you're fucking glad.
02:05I'm sorry, what?
02:07No, basically I'm at home after the club last night because I was feeling sick.
02:11By the beach.
02:13Okay, yeah.
02:14I did hook up with someone last night, actually, on the beach.
02:18Who?
02:19A man, some man.
02:21Does he have a name?
02:22We have to assume yes.
02:24I don't know how you do that.
02:25Is that not scary?
02:28Is that your first?
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:31So it's...
02:33Well, good on you.
02:36Break him back out there.
02:39Is that Felix?
02:43Yeah.
02:45Yeah, he'll be here in an hour.
02:47You seem buzzing.
02:49And how is your downstairs ladies' home?
02:52Yeah, fine.
02:54Thanks, it's...
02:59He'll be wrecked from the cycle and whisking him off to the vineyard for a tour and a tasting.
03:07Or you could just talk to him.
03:09Like one human being to another in the Western world in the 21st century?
03:13I might try that at the vineyards, but he's...
03:17squeamish about this kind of thing.
03:19He's squeamish about sex?
03:20No, like...
03:22Dirty stuff.
03:24You're not dirty, Ava.
03:26I love that.
03:29I'm like this gaff.
03:30Please, will you get up?
03:31Please, please, please, please, please help me.
03:33Let's do a stairs and shit.
03:34It's, like, trees spotting down there.
03:39No, seriously, we have to get up, Cormen.
03:42Okay, up.
03:43I'm not fucking around.
03:44I think you've got to get up.
03:46Yeah.
03:48Time to wake up.
03:51Ooh, it's the afternoon.
03:54Time to tidy this place.
03:59Guys, please get up.
04:01Felix will be here soon.
04:02This place is an absolute tip.
04:13Hello there.
04:14Going somewhere?
04:15I've been trying to book a flight home.
04:18I think I booked a car by mistake,
04:20and then when I tried to change that,
04:22they threw me out of the website.
04:23And also, I...
04:25I appear to have mislaid my bedroom fan.
04:28It's infernally hot in here.
04:29Where are you going?
04:30I'm...
04:30I'm going home.
04:32When?
04:34Today, I hope.
04:36Why?
04:39Do you want to talk about it?
04:40I think it's best for all parties if I just go.
04:44Could you help me with the app?
04:49It's not you.
04:50This app is a disgrace.
04:52It's a wonder the planes don't fall out of the sky.
04:59We all make mistakes, Father.
05:02Yes, yes.
05:03I know that.
05:04It's just that I met Sandra Byrne last night
05:06when I was in an awful state.
05:08Really, really terrible example, it must be said.
05:12Ah, Father, I wouldn't take anything Sandra said last night to heart.
05:17Look, between you and me, she took, like, a lot of drugs.
05:21What?
05:22Drugs.
05:23Drugs?
05:24Really?
05:25Really, yeah.
05:27A lot of people find weddings hard.
05:28People want you here.
05:30Otherwise, they wouldn't have flown you all the way down here.
05:33Well, thank you, but it's more complicated than you know.
05:36It's complicated because you're hungover to fuck.
05:39Do me a favor.
05:40Give it another day.
05:41Today, get yourself well.
05:43Don't drink.
05:45Get a good night's sleep.
05:46In 24 hours, if you still want to leave,
05:48I'll help you reset your password and we'll get you home.
05:59Guys, get up!
06:00It's the afternoon!
06:19Hola, sweetie.
06:21You have a rest?
06:22Will you fuckers help me clean up the stairs?
06:31So, this is where all the fans are.
06:34This dungeon is so hot and dark.
06:37Come on.
06:38We're getting so much trouble if anyone finds out.
06:39No one comes in here.
06:40The people upstairs don't need them.
06:42We're like Formula One, which is not a game.
06:45Wait, did someone say Felix is coming today?
06:47Yes.
06:48Only a five-hour cycle today.
06:50It's okay, Felix.
06:51We know you're a man.
06:53No, but are you really excited to have him here?
06:55Yes.
06:56Yeah, buzzing.
06:56Of course.
07:02What is this?
07:03Is everything okay?
07:05Did you say something to Sandra last night?
07:07I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people.
07:10Yeah, but did you say something to Sandra about me?
07:12I don't think so.
07:13No.
07:14Why?
07:14Because Sandra just texted to say that she wants to put in reasonable deadlines
07:17based on previous experiences.
07:19Now, tell me, how would she know about my previous experiences if I didn't tell her?
07:23Do you not think she's talking about her own experiences?
07:25Wait, read it again.
07:26Honestly, I think that's what she means.
07:29No, Margot, because there's more and she's clearly referring to me.
07:33What did you say?
07:35I asked her to give you help, Claire.
07:37I did it for you.
07:39You trashed my reputation with a potential investor and you did it for me.
07:42You need to work with people who know what you need.
07:45No, I did it with good intentions.
07:47Sandra understands.
07:49She understood.
07:52Where are you going?
07:52I'm going to sleep somewhere else.
07:55You threw me under the bus because you are jealous and you have fuck all going on in your own
07:59life.
08:01Claire.
08:01I'm sick of being held back by you.
08:03Honestly, just stay the fuck out of my life.
08:12I said it out a lot.
08:13Oh, my God, I know, I know you did.
08:16Come upstairs, please.
08:17No.
08:18You can help me, you're not going to sleep.
08:23Can I have my chocolate?
08:24Can I have my chocolate, please?
08:25Sorry, Ava.
08:26Can I please have my chocolate?
08:27Can I have my chocolate?
08:29Can I have my chocolate?
08:31Sorry, Ava.
08:32You don't at all.
08:33It's still fine.
08:39Fuck.
08:40No, no.
08:42The information.
08:43I can't stress that enough.
08:44I had no idea synchronized through and was this hard.
08:46When did we get a little break?
08:48Now I know how the Chinese Olympics did that.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:50Hi, Ava.
08:51Yo.
08:53Woo.
08:54Hi.
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Can I get you guys anything?
08:57Do you need, like, I don't know, a cocktail or, like, a foot rub or anything?
09:01It's your holiday.
09:01Look, don't, like, don't let me disturb you.
09:03Beans on toast, please.
09:04Can I get three slices of that Iberico jamon?
09:07She's so nice.
09:08She's on holidays and she's still doing stuff for us.
09:11Thanks.
09:14What's up, wasn't it?
09:15Suspension.
09:16Yeah, and his carburetor was upside down.
09:18Those are major carburetor alternators.
09:20Oh, here he is now.
09:22Look.
09:23Steven Roach up in this bitch.
09:25How you getting on?
09:26Chris, home.
09:27Yeah, yeah.
09:28Hello, guys.
09:29Yeah.
09:29Did you win your race, Brian?
09:31No, it wasn't a race.
09:33How long have you been on the bike for?
09:35It's a total of 15 hours of cycling from north to south.
09:38It started to the near Puta del Hidalgo and then Cajina, Pajamar, and then more south from there.
09:47Riveting.
09:48Have a cycle, also.
09:49What a great story, bro.
09:50Have you ever heard of cars?
09:52Yeah, here.
09:52How's your arse?
09:53I'd say it's in ribbons, is it?
09:54Give us a look there, will you?
10:00Missed you.
10:01So, I booked us a tour of a great local vineyard today.
10:06Come on, let's have to cycling from the other side of the island.
10:09Yeah, I'd really like a shower.
10:12Yeah.
10:12Yeah, I mean later on.
10:14Okay, I'll show you to our room.
10:16Yes.
10:16All right, okay.
10:19Do you have any talc for my chafing?
10:22Yeah, I'm sure I have something in the back, for sure.
10:37Missed you.
10:41You two.
10:44I've got to run this list out to the guys, real quick.
10:47What, now?
10:48Yeah, we're having a big welcome dinner for you tonight.
10:51Special guest.
10:53Your license is going to be high, like, it's only one shot.
10:56One shot.
10:56Okay, gang.
10:58So, I'm going to do all the cooking and the cleaning.
11:01Yeah, I just need you guys to do the shopping while we're gone and clean up the patio area and
11:05the pool.
11:06What about the Huns of Mabberon?
11:07What are they doing?
11:09Um, okay.
11:09Here's a list for the shopping, all allergies accounted for.
11:12Leave it right there, Ava, do you know what?
11:14And actually just consider it done, all right?
11:17Hey, guys, I'm going to get some really nice wine for dinner tonight, okay?
11:20Why?
11:20I thought we could dress up, make it civilized, you know, maybe not be catastrophically high
11:27and drooling for once, yeah?
11:30I am so tempted to pull you into the pool right now.
11:34Jump.
11:36Get her!
11:38Can someone get the coals?
11:40Can you move the coals whenever you get a chance?
11:42Yes, Mum.
11:43Love you, Ava.
11:55Really?
11:57Yeah, really.
11:58I'm not sharing a room with that treacherous bitch.
12:07Oh, just leave it.
12:08I'll put that on.
12:09It's just a wool wash.
12:19Okay, are we ready to go?
12:22Hi.
12:23Hi.
12:24How are you?
12:26So good, how are you?
12:29Very well.
12:30Call me.
12:33The Uber's on the way.
12:34Really?
12:35What, you've called it already?
12:37I did.
12:38Your other bag is by the wardrobe.
12:40Okay, all right.
12:40And your suit for the wedding is hanging, too.
13:01You know, um, I did a lot of thinking about us on the cycle.
13:08Really?
13:10Yeah, next steps, yeah.
13:12You know, me in London and you're in Dublin, all those flights back and forth, you know.
13:22I think it's time we did something about that.
13:26You know, the Dublin office is up and running now and, um...
13:31Well, I just, I really think that you need to come to London and move in with me.
13:44Well, what about my life?
13:45My job?
13:48Well, you can just quit it.
13:52I need to think about that one.
13:57There is something I wanted to talk to you about, though, while we're getting real about things and putting things
14:04on the table.
14:05Yeah.
14:06Um, well, it's just that...
14:08Yo!
14:08There she is, the Irish mermaid.
14:11Oh, yeah!
14:12Hi!
14:13Yeah.
14:14This is Felix, my boyfriend.
14:17Um, Felix, this, this is, this, this is Stuart?
14:21Stuart, right?
14:22Yeah, and this here's Molly.
14:23Mandy.
14:24Well, we won't fall out over that.
14:26How's Felix?
14:28Uh, oh, hey, I've got something for you.
14:30Uh, new supply.
14:31Um, no, oh, that's...
14:32Sorry, no, that's, that's okay.
14:34I'm not interested, as you know.
14:35No, it's in here somewhere.
14:36Unless it fell out when we were shagging in the disabled.
14:39A few glasses of wine makes me such a randy old goat.
14:42Ha!
14:42Here it is.
14:43Have a go on this.
14:44Now, it's not as oily as the last one, but it's got a pretty smooth smoke to it.
14:48Rock and brown.
14:50And the offer to go to Maspaloma still stands, by the way.
14:53Big gang of us heading over to the Nudy Beach tomorrow.
14:56Come with.
14:57Both of you.
14:57More the merrier.
14:58You've got my number.
14:59Thank you, sir.
15:00Thank you very much.
15:02So much.
15:03Bye.
15:14What in the name of Risen Christ was that?
15:21What do you mean?
15:22Oh, oh, I don't know what I mean.
15:25Aside from the fact that a loose London vagabond, who seemingly has your phone number, just
15:31gave you a slab of drugs.
15:34Silly me for asking.
15:36Me and Cormac met him on the beach.
15:38He's a harmless guy.
15:40Did he just say they had sex in the disabled toilet?
15:43I think so.
15:45That is disgusting.
15:48Why?
15:51Why?
16:00It's quite cloudy.
16:02Has it gone off?
16:04Is this skin contact?
16:12Oh, we should buy a few bottles of this.
16:14Oh, it tastes like fucking mead.
16:19Where is the bathroom?
16:23Over there.
16:25Yes, over there.
16:27Bye.
16:32Can I get a full glass of this?
16:34Like, like now, I'll pay for it now, just, just a drink.
16:37Yes, of course, come on, come on, come on.
16:41Colors.
16:42Colors.
16:45Very kind of fresh, philosophical.
16:48Yeah, thank you.
16:54Love that.
16:56Love that one.
16:56I love that one.
16:58Love that measure.
16:59That's a glass of wine.
17:12Skin contact?
17:16No.
17:18Why not?
17:20Spontaneous.
17:20You always say we should have more adventurous sex.
17:23Not here, but now.
17:25Or would you prefer it in the ladies' or the men's?
17:29No.
17:31No.
17:35Okay, well, I'm trying, Ava.
17:37Well, she's always calling me a germaphobe.
17:39I'm trying to be more earthy for you.
17:40Yeah, let's just go home.
17:41I've paid for the wine.
17:43Yeah.
17:44Sorry.
17:45Hola, buenas.
17:49It's hard for me, as an Englishman, among all of you, but both my parents are from Wales,
17:55so essentially I'm a Celt.
17:58I know you are a Celt, but it doesn't matter either way.
18:03But have you told the lads at the villa that I'm a Celt?
18:07Don't think I have told them that you are a Celt, no.
18:10Why not?
18:11Because it doesn't matter to them either.
18:13But I feel like it does.
18:15I really am making an effort, Ava.
18:17You know, I make such an effort with them, too.
18:18I cheer for Ireland all the time when England get knocked out, but you never cheer for us
18:26when we get knocked out, and I don't understand that.
18:29I don't understand why it's different.
18:32Oh, still no signal.
18:33Fucking Spain.
18:35I told you we should have just let them book us an Uber at the venue.
18:39Ava, they wanted us to leave.
18:41Listen, we went past the bus stop when we were on our way off.
18:43I remember it.
18:49You know, um, you know the chafing that I mentioned?
18:53Um, I actually think it's fungal.
18:55Can you check when we get back, please?
18:58OK.
19:00I think it's cancelled.
19:03Oh, Christ.
19:03Oh, Christ.
19:13Oh.
19:34what are you doing
19:36give me a shoe
19:38what Ava
19:39I need liquids
19:41is that not for dinner
19:42why do you need a shoe
19:45I need liquids okay
19:49it's an old sailor's trick
19:50my dad talking
19:51Ava are you dehydrated
19:54okay
19:55Ava if you're dehydrated
19:57you don't want wine
19:58you want electrolytes
19:59which we don't have here
20:01that wine is only going to make you thirstier
20:04long term
20:04and this is what I've been getting at
20:06you need to be thinking long term more
20:10is it working
20:11yeah yeah the cork is moving
20:13yeah come on girl
20:14come on
20:16oh
20:17fuck
20:18fuck
20:19fuck
20:20fuck
20:20shit
20:21Ava
20:24sopping wet
20:35car car
20:36car
20:37car
20:38car
20:38car
20:39car
20:39car
20:39hide
20:40hide
20:40what
20:41hide
20:41why
20:42they won't stop for a man or woman
20:43they'll stop for a woman alone
20:44oh
20:46fucker
20:52they'll stop for a woman
20:53has he stopped it
20:55yeah
20:57Joe Hale is an embarrassing
20:58track
20:59of
21:00doing that
21:01um
21:01there
21:03didn't
21:04think about
21:05to the firm
21:05software company used by all
21:08homes
21:08today
21:08I got
21:10waisted
21:10The government is getting $7,712 million.
21:16But if the government hasn't been targeted, it's been tied.
21:18Hola. Buenas.
21:40Thanks so much for the lift, guys.
21:42Hey, Cormac.
21:43Hi, Felix. Welcome to Spain.
21:45Felix, this is Jerry Byrne, the father of the bride.
21:48Oh, oh, nice to meet you. I'm Felix.
21:50Alkin, I'm Ava's boyfriend.
21:51Hi, Felix.
21:52Fellow Celt, by the way.
21:54Ooh, that AC is so good.
21:56I thought we were going to be stuck on the side of the road forever,
21:58just, like, until we died.
22:01Where were you guys earlier?
22:02We were playing golf.
22:04You play golf?
22:06I didn't know. We should play sometime.
22:08What's your handicap?
22:09My handicap?
22:11I usually get quite tired with all the walking.
22:13He's half 18.
22:14Not bad.
22:15Which course are we playing at?
22:17I should have brought my clubs.
22:19But I, well, I cycled down from the north,
22:21so it was either the clubs or the bike, you know.
22:23Whatever Sophie's choice, but, uh...
22:25The views were stunning on the ride.
22:26Bit like the Peak District, but, uh...
22:29Brown.
22:35By the way, I was looking for my AirPods
22:37when the car pulled up.
22:39Like, when I was down there,
22:40I had a view for a minute,
22:41I was looking over.
22:42My AirPods.
22:52Thanks, Mr. Bowen.
22:53Thanks, Mr. Bowen.
22:55How long you know me?
22:56Call him Jerry, you're not a child.
22:59Babe, um...
23:00Uh, uh, what are we gonna do about this?
23:02Um, can you give me and Cormac just one second, my love?
23:04It's kind of time-sensitive, though, isn't it?
23:06I mean, these are my wedding shoes.
23:07Yeah, I'll be up to you in literally two minutes.
23:09It's bicarbonate of soda or white wine.
23:14Fine.
23:15Oh, it's hot.
23:19Ow!
23:19I fucking hate wine!
23:23What?
23:24No.
23:26What?
23:27Don't what me, Cormac.
23:29I don't know what you're insinuating,
23:30but I don't love your town.
23:31You've taken up golf?
23:32No, I was sightseeing,
23:35and I thumbed the lift and I was Jerry.
23:36Cool.
23:38Hey, can I see your AirPods a minute?
23:45Thou shalt not covet Niamh's fucking dad, Cormac.
23:50I'm so bad.
23:51No, this is not a joke.
23:52This is Niamh's wedding.
23:53Okay, whoa.
23:54Didn't realize you were such a homophobe.
23:56Do not play that fucking card with me.
23:57No, it's not a card.
23:58Ethical non-monogamy is a real thing.
24:01A real-life choice.
24:02Okay, but does Sandra know?
24:03Because isn't that where the ethical part comes in?
24:05I think Sandra knows.
24:06Yeah, she gave me a bangle.
24:08Cormac, please don't be insane.
24:10Sandra doesn't fucking know.
24:12Women aren't these iconic figures
24:14drifting around and not giving a shit
24:15that someone is fucking their husbands,
24:17and they don't hand out bangles to people
24:19to say congrats.
24:21And what about me,
24:23and Jerry's 14-year-old daughter?
24:24What happens in other people's relationships
24:25is none of our business.
24:27You should know that.
24:27You're a potential homewrecker.
24:28That home is already wrecked.
24:30Ava,
24:31do I mix the white wine
24:33with the bicarbonate of soda?
24:35I'll be up in a minute.
24:36Yeah, but the shoe is already dry.
24:38I'll be up in a minute.
24:39I think I'm going to go equal parts of both.
24:41I'll be up in a minute!
24:44All right.
24:45Listen to me.
24:46I am not the first man to be with Jerry Byrne,
24:48and I sure as hell won't be the last.
24:52Besides,
24:53if it wasn't me,
24:53it would be somebody else.
24:54And I didn't even know it was Niamh's dad
24:56when it first happened.
24:57It was just some stranger,
24:58and now I'm in it.
24:59Well, you need to get out of it.
25:01I think you're doing this out of trauma.
25:03My reeds,
25:04unavailable man,
25:05does this not feel like 10 years ago?
25:06You did the work,
25:07and now you're back here
25:08looking for safety in Daddy's arms.
25:11I know.
25:13I know it's bad,
25:14but I can't help myself.
25:17And you'll be glad to hear I do.
25:19I do feel like absolute shit.
25:21This is self-harm, Cormac.
25:24Believe me,
25:25and the only way to stop feeling like shit
25:27is to bin him.
25:29What's the alternative?
25:31If I tell you, you'll laugh.
25:32I won't.
25:36I was going to try
25:38trying to fuck my way
25:41to the other side of it.
25:45You were trying to fuck your way
25:48to the other side of this
25:49during this man's own daughter's wedding.
25:53Why do I have to make all the decisions here?
25:55He's in it too.
25:56Oh, don't pay the fucking thing to me,
25:57or you have all the power.
25:58No, I don't.
25:59Of course you do.
25:59He's 50-something.
26:00You have nothing to lose,
26:01and he's clearly gone now.
26:02I'm so dehydrated.
26:04End it, okay?
26:05This is people's lives.
26:08Fine.
26:09I'll end it.
26:10Do.
26:28Have you guys...
26:29Has anyone done the shopping?
26:32Eh, shopping.
26:34No clue.
26:36What do you think?
26:37Because I can't get a read.
26:38For Father Vincent.
26:46The Huns migrate to a woman in pain.
26:52You haven't fixed things with Claire yet?
26:55No.
26:56She'll cool down.
26:58She's an artist, you know.
26:59She's like...
27:00Would you apologise first?
27:03Apologise for trying to help her?
27:05Yeah, I'm a tiny bit worried
27:06I'll be totally fucking insincere.
27:09Okay.
27:10Okay.
27:14Aaron?
27:15Ready.
27:16Em, did you do the shopping?
27:18Ah, I can't drive.
27:20Oh, my debit card gots a client.
27:22I'll go if someone gives me a lift
27:24and glens me money.
27:26So...
27:26Okay, could you...
27:27I don't know, maybe...
27:29Do you think...
27:31Could you ask maybe, like,
27:32Glenn and Rory with some random...
27:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask Glenn and Rory.
27:35Yeah, huge show.
27:35I'm a bit busy right now.
27:36Huge show.
27:37Can someone move the calls?
27:39I'm on it.
27:42See you.
27:43Hey, there's you.
27:44Hi.
27:45Hi.
27:46Do you want to sit down?
27:50Are you okay?
27:51Yeah, I'm grand.
27:52Me and the girls are having
27:53the absolute crack here.
27:53Yeah.
27:56Em, I was...
27:58I was thinking.
28:00I feel like there's loads of ways
28:01that Sandra could have found out.
28:02You know, she could have...
28:04You could have told her.
28:05Or she could have found
28:06one of your references.
28:11Margot's really sorry.
28:13She is going to tell me.
28:14She's embarrassed.
28:16You don't have to fix it, Eva.
28:18That's on Margot.
28:19Mm.
28:20Babe, your shoulder's gone really red.
28:22Is it again?
28:23Oh, my God.
28:24Oh, bye, love.
28:29Oh, my God.
29:44Is everything okay?
29:49I feel like we're not close anymore.
29:53My hand is currently on your dick, that's pretty close.
29:56Well, not all that stuff.
29:59But you, you drop everything to hang out with Cormac.
30:03He, he always gets private here for me.
30:06He's going through a lot.
30:08Fucking hell, he's always going through a lot over.
30:13About me, the things that I'm going through.
30:17What, what are you going through?
30:23I don't know.
30:26Do you love me?
30:28I love you, of course I do.
30:33Okay.
30:33Okay.
31:12Oh, I, um, yes, you've just missed Nev and Derek.
31:18Has anyone gone shopping?
31:36Cormac?
31:37It's me.
31:38Will you help me?
31:42I did it.
31:43Are you happy now?
31:45Why would I be happy?
31:48Honestly, my love, I think it's for the best.
31:50Cormac?
31:51Yes?
31:52Did you hear me asking for help?
31:53I did.
31:54Good.
31:55Okay.
31:55The shop will be closing soon.
32:00Do you need help?
32:03I grew up in a house full of brothers, girl.
32:06Weaponizing their incompetence against you all day and night.
32:10I get it.
32:15Some help will be great.
32:16Thanks.
32:17Right.
32:18Come on then.
32:26Please, please, don't be closed.
32:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:31No, it's still open.
32:32Should be grand.
32:39Okay.
32:41Perfect.
32:43Barbecue with no meat.
32:46Well, I saw some lovely chicken calves back there and I can do up a big ol' blue cheese salad
32:53situation.
32:54It's hardly a welcome to town barbecue without meat though, is it?
32:57Okay, well, your fella's just gonna be delighted to see you.
33:00Don't worry about the perfect dinner.
33:07Oh, hi.
33:09Hi.
33:11Yes, we're having Niamh and Derek over for dinner in the fridges there.
33:16Actually, Elodie, would you mind running off and getting some jupin?
33:21Jupin?
33:22Jupin?
33:24Bread.
33:25Bread?
33:26Yep.
33:30So listen, about last night, I may have overdone it just a little.
33:36We all did.
33:36That's what ends are for.
33:37Well, you can tell that to Karen.
33:39She's been making my life a misery all day.
33:41Well, she's happy out by the pool.
33:43We don't mind having her around.
33:45Actually, could you do me a favor?
33:46Could you tell her what a nightmare boarding school is?
33:50Because she won't believe me.
33:51Happy to.
33:52Yeah, I was sent there as punishment.
33:53Well, could you tell her that and then send her home?
33:56She's left me with the coy little yolk on my head pounding.
34:02Onions.
34:03Onions.
34:05We need onions.
34:08Leila.
34:08Hmm.
34:09You seem preoccupied.
34:11Yeah, the meat counter is closed.
34:14No, I'm not just talking about that or I'm not just talking about now.
34:18No.
34:21Oh, sorry.
34:22No, yeah.
34:22Yes.
34:23I'm sorry.
34:24I'm fine.
34:26Because, um...
34:27Yeah.
34:27You know, no one will ever give you the answer.
34:32The answer to what?
34:34The answer to anything.
34:37I think you think that, you know, someday you'll reach an age where, you know, everything
34:42becomes clear.
34:43What to do.
34:45Who to love.
34:46But it won't.
34:47You know, it just won't.
34:50You know, all of us grown-ups, we're just groping along in the dark.
34:53So go with your gut.
34:55Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it's saying, but I know you do.
35:03Yes.
35:04Good girl.
35:05Into...
35:06Le trolley.
35:08Off we go.
35:28I know just what we need.
35:38What?
35:42What?
35:44Nothing.
35:47Always reminds me of my mum.
35:50She used to have it in the five disc CD changer in the car.
35:55In the school run.
35:56Wore it out.
36:00Smoking a fog out the window.
36:02Seatbelt half on.
36:05Lovely.
36:05If only a woman.
36:07If only a woman.
36:11If only a woman.
36:14If only a woman's heart can go.
36:19My heart is low.
36:22Yes my heart is so low.
36:26There's only a woman's heart can be
36:34There's only a woman
36:42Hi! Oh my god!
36:45You've got loads of fun on there.
36:48Loads of bits!
36:51I'll just get going with the dinner.
36:53Thank you so much, guys.
37:09Ava, did you get a fuck?
37:12Would you guys maybe go and start up the barbecue?
37:15Yeah, and if the other one could just tidy up the table, that'd be great.
37:20Bye!
37:25Oh, guys, look at this.
37:30Where's the meat, guys?
37:32The butcher counter was closed by the time we got there.
37:35What are we going to eat?
37:36Is that like chicken Kiev?
37:38Yes, Aaron.
37:39We're going to have to put that in the oven of the breadcrumbs, you know, because of the food poisoning.
37:43That's just going to break right off, no problem.
37:45And then you're basically just barbecuing your bread.
37:48Those tomatoes look fucking fuego, though.
37:50Thank you so, so much, Ava.
37:51It'd be good dice, I think, more so.
37:59Do we genuinely have no vodka?
38:02I don't know, Glenn.
38:03Did you buy some?
38:04Glenn, honey, can you set the table for us?
38:08I don't know where all the little stuff is.
38:10What's that?
38:12Whoa!
38:13Guys, I think I'm going to eat in my room.
38:19Uh, what room, Claire?
38:23Claire, you're not eating on a lilo on the floor of a laundry cupboard.
38:27You haven't spoken to Margot, no?
38:29Could you maybe talk to her?
38:30I feel like you could just apologise or something.
38:31Could you say that you were hungover and that maybe you overreacted or something?
38:34I'm not lying to make you feel good at dinner.
38:36I'm sorry, Ava.
38:43Okay.
38:43Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:48Okay.
38:49Okay, team!
38:50I want to see everybody outside, and in 20 minutes, everybody fully dressed, smiling,
38:55and sober, please!
39:04Just go.
39:06Those chicken kios.
39:18Sláinte.
39:20Sláinte.
39:20Good man, Felix.
39:21Sláinte.
39:22Sláinte.
39:23No!
39:24Sláinte!
39:26Sláinte.
39:27Sláinte.
39:32where's the meat
39:37so where's the priest missing a bit like your shirt i'm sorry what do you mean he's missing
39:41i mean we've been here all day we haven't seen him all day no i saw him he was going
39:45into town
39:46to mass there's a priest here yeah is that like an irish custom you bring a priest on holiday
39:53he's not gone to mass he's gone to an a a meeting really that man is not an alcoholic he's
40:01at best
40:01a medium irish drinker aka an alcoholic that's what i said to him when he asked me to join him
40:08at an a
40:08meeting what yeah well let's hear the conversation i had with him earlier on he thinks everyone should
40:15be forgiven for everything right pretty convenient for a group of serial pedophiles um and then oh
40:20get this he asked me was i in pain
40:28do you know what make that fucking priest so happy
40:33if someone murdered him
40:34oh seriously though imagine how much he'd love that sitting up in heaven
40:39looking down on his body floating in that pool
40:42dead
40:47a priest allowed drink
40:51yes i think he just got too drunk on the first night good for him for taking care of himself
40:55yes totally his business
40:58yeah it's the fucking worst when you have any kind of vocation and people meddle in your business
41:05yeah i do think though that if you apologize then it's really nice when people accept the apology
41:13can't really just click your fingers and absolve yourself with an apology so
41:17that's true i mean sometimes people have a lot to apologize for
41:22it's pretty easy to tell people what to do
41:24a lot of people around the table should be going to a a
41:27a lot of people around the table should be going to confession
41:29honestly though there's nothing worse when people don't understand your culture judging
41:34thought you were over this business claire
41:35i was told you'd put it to bed
41:37who told you that
41:39ava
41:41how could i have put it to bed when you fully admitted to having told sandra
41:44i did
41:46isn't that right ava
41:47no i think what happened is that you apologized to ava for being a fucking psychopathic bitch
41:52i did
41:52wow guys everyone has to go easy on ava please
41:56yeah she's under a lot of stress
41:59thanks
42:01are you
42:03i didn't know that what stress are you under
42:05you can't tell
42:06well i mean she didn't tell you
42:08tell me
42:09tell me what what what didn't you tell me
42:11nothing
42:12no no no no
42:13nothing my love
42:14what haven't you told me
42:15it's not a big deal
42:16felix people make such a fuss about this stuff and that's the biggest problem with it
42:20the stigma
42:21the stigma
42:23the stigma
42:24well hang on
42:24the stigma of what
42:27we are not talking about this right now
42:28what what are we not talking about
42:30nothing
42:31we ain't talking about nothing
42:33i mean i've had herpes clariffs maybe eight times
42:36can i have the salad please
42:37yeah it's fine with herpes it's fine it's no huge deal ava
42:39you shouldn't be embarrassed the same as crabs
42:41when you find out crabs isn't just a term
42:43it's actually tiny little crabs crawling all over your body you know and that's fine
42:48before you know it you're at your niece's communion
42:49and everyone's looking at you because you're scratching the fucking life out of your crotch
42:53and then before you know it again you're sitting at the table having a meal and your aunt is looking
42:58at you
42:58and she's convinced that what she's wearing is turning you on
43:00it's not turning you on your dad sits you down and he's like what's going on with you and your
43:04aunt laureen
43:06he's like that's my sister
43:08she's my sister
43:19you have an STI and you didn't tell me about it
43:20it's no big deal
43:21felix
43:22yeah
43:23herpes is nothing
43:23but if you get syphilis you have to get this jab it goes in your ass and the needle of
43:28that
43:28it's like it's like a foot long
43:29it's a big jab
43:30wait wait how exactly do you get syphilis
43:33okay when a man loves a lady very much he gets a little excited
43:37oh my god i don't have syphilis can we just stop with this chat at the dinner table please
43:42but you do you have herpes
43:44so how how did you get that
43:46maybe she got it from you bro
43:48everyone has herpes
43:49everyone has had sex with like more than one person
43:52hmm
43:54yeah so everyone has this fella
43:55well except maybe the priest
43:57are you sure about that
43:58herpes can be dormant for a very long time
44:01flare-ups happen when you're under stress so
44:03Ava just
44:04weddings are very stressful for women
44:06you guys just don't get it
44:07ah
44:08preach
44:12so you do have herpes
44:15what and you just you never told me about
44:17i was going to
44:20you know what
44:22i always knew you were lying about your body count
44:28what did you just say
44:30don't start slow shaming felix it's a pretty horrible thing to do
44:32hey calm out idea do you think you could just shut the fuck up for one minute
44:36yeah it's mad but whenever you're around
44:38why is it that i feel like i'm in a fucking three-way relationship with you
44:41not my type
44:42no seriously though i feel like yeah
44:44you're having a fucking emotional affair with my girlfriend and i fucking have it
44:48felix just
44:50felix
44:51it's all happening
44:52felix come on
44:53oh my god
44:56oh jesus
44:57are you okay
44:58are you okay
45:00yeah
45:00yeah
45:01yeah
45:01yeah
45:02yeah
45:03oh my god
45:05it's okay
45:05that's broken
45:06it's fine
45:06i can't
45:07i can't
45:07i can't
45:07i can't
45:07i can't
45:07stay still
45:08oh god did nobody move those calls
45:10you know what i'll go right ahead and move those for you right now no problem at all
45:24who can tell me what it takes to get into heaven
45:46and i don't know what it takes to get into heaven
45:58to come in and say a prayer for you and i thought since you are irish it would be a
46:01good idea
46:02you know i'm not catholic felix
46:06every little helps no
46:07the decadence of young people
46:09the decadence of the iris
46:11it is a perfect storm
46:13i'm praying for the storm clouds to pass
46:18i'm fine father thank you
46:19it's hard not to think that this wedding is cursed
46:22what why why would you say that
46:23is what i feel
46:26okay great can you leave us alone please
46:38your arms set
46:41everything's okay we can we can go home in an hour
46:44felix i want to um
46:47i want to apologize for today today was
46:49it was really difficult for me i guess i just
46:53i find weddings so tricky
46:55honestly i was trying to make things easy for you
46:58that that was you
47:00trying to make things easy for me
47:02the doctor told me that you'd said to him that you'd taken drugs
47:05i smoked a tiny bit of a joint that has nothing to do with what happened
47:10the bag of barbecue coals was
47:12i asked you not to take drugs
47:13i asked you not to to drink
47:15i mean look at you ava
47:17there's no way to live your life
47:19your friend group is absolutely toxic 100% of them are bad influences
47:24drug addicted alcoholic zero responsibility just hedonistic
47:30death wish people
47:32you have to change
47:34make some adult decisions so you can stop floundering with your loser friends
47:40and while we're at it i have to ask
47:43precisely what the fuck is going on with you and cormac
47:48cormac doesn't own airpods
47:51so
47:51he doesn't play golf felix
47:57the father of the bride
48:01that is
48:02just
48:06beyond
48:06the
48:07the beyond
48:12tonight we'll stay at the house because it's too late to change
48:16but from tomorrow i've booked us a nice room over at the golf course hotel
48:20okay you know it'll be good to get away and be in a nice healthy environment
48:24and when the wedding comes around you'll be feeling good again
48:27okay
48:27all right
48:29okay
48:32and i was like this is the same
48:36what the first time
48:37they're home
48:37she's here
48:39hey you all right
48:39i'm gonna go to bed guys
48:40poor thing
48:43good night
48:44good night
48:45guys can we just talk
48:46honestly cormac we're tired we're just gonna go to bed and i think you've done enough
48:49all right just leave it mate
49:06ava
49:10i heard about you are you okay
49:13yeah i'm fine father i just have herpes i mean i slipped
49:18are you sure you're okay
49:21yeah
49:23are you okay how was your day
49:24it was uh
49:25it was good
49:27i
49:28i did some thinking some repenting
49:31i'll still sleep on it like you suggested but i
49:33i do feel better
49:35good
49:37i'm happy to hear that
49:40and
49:41and i know it might not
49:45look like it but i'm trying so hard
49:48to be a good person
49:53i think you're doing great
49:55ava
49:55beddy buys
49:59i better go
50:02ava
50:07you do a lot of things for a lot of people
50:12so remember to be kind to yourself
50:23you
50:26you
50:27you
50:29you
50:40you
50:42you