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00:00:00I'm going to kill myself.
00:00:05I'm going to kill myself.
00:00:07I'm going to kill him.
00:00:08I'm going to kill him.
00:00:30I'm going to kill him.
00:00:35I'm coming.
00:00:38Mr.
00:00:39I'm going to kill him.
00:00:40I'm just going to kill him.
00:00:46I'm a snake.
00:00:47At the same time there's a tiny wood.
00:00:50There were Marghery's small wood.
00:01:00Let's go.
00:01:50小小数是何事相求有东阳贼人神木三太郎以催命术害我同胞四人死状凄惨弟子御师褪皮术环报需寻一条与其生辰八字相应的灵蛇为美恳请二老协助指引灵蛇所在果真有此邪人在武侠境行凶八字拿来候着吧
00:02:13蛇兄土地公婆应已告之缘由弟子借你之力是为诸邪报仇绝不伤你性命事后必亲往玉皇庙为你祈福助你修行
00:02:29这蛇真有灵性灵蛇已请到咱们回去开谈作法
00:02:58吃了它否则砸死你饱汤蛇兄忍着点这蛇
00:03:28竟有如此灵性天之玄境地之玄境神之玄境鬼之玄境助之无身万俏通灵急成了神木三太郎
00:03:58神木三太郎湿心灵真是気
00:03:59偏偏在此时动手
00:04:08楚小姐醒了 正好 活鱼比死鱼有趣多了
00:04:14滚开 四马虎 我父亲定将你碎石万钻
00:04:19错了 我叫神木三太郎 你父亲派人伤我左臂 今日便从你身上淘点利息
00:04:27若他知道自己的宝贝女儿被我糟蹋了 会不会活活气疯
00:04:30你是岛国戏座 救命 爸爸 救命
00:04:36完了
00:04:44岛国男人都喜欢这样叫
00:04:57我的鼻 我的鼻
00:05:01救命 救命 跪
00:05:07跪啊
00:05:08跪啊
00:05:10等一下神木大人尽兴了 会不会让咱们也战战瓜
00:05:14那可太好了 这妞模样周正得很
00:05:21是神木大人的叫声 不对啊
00:05:35我的鼻 我的鼻
00:05:41是神 神木大人 你这是怎么了
00:05:48这是神木大人 你这是怎么了
00:05:49这是神木大人 神木大人的它那个皮全掉下来了
00:05:54阿肯 胡说什么
00:05:57不是胡说
00:05:58神木大人的皮怎么会掉下来
00:06:00知道 突然就这样了
00:06:01You're like this.
00:06:02You're the three.
00:06:04Please don't move.
00:06:05What?
00:06:06She's not alive.
00:06:09She's not alive.
00:06:09Let's go!
00:06:16She's the girl.
00:06:23She's the girl.
00:06:25This is...
00:06:29...
00:06:30...
00:06:30...
00:06:30...
00:06:31...
00:06:32He's dead.
00:07:02But I dare you like your 최고-go...
00:07:04Before your mighty iş, I would want to pass to the清州 by the Convention.
00:07:09You can have the turn of the Ley 1000-3接触 Loan.
00:07:17I will name himself in the City of the City of the City of the City of the City of
00:07:18the City of the City of the City of the City of the City.
00:07:25Which is the Green Hotel.
00:07:31Thank you very much.
00:07:59爷爷 我回来了臭小子
00:08:23还知道回来忘了谁也不能忘了您啊门外有人不止一个脚步沉而及是练家子你们是什么人要你命的人
00:08:52岛国口音是九局一流的人他们竟查到了我卫龙披甲之事看来楚江云是没有叛徒啊风水斗法我不惧可这是要动物我一人难敌无首爷爷怎么办有恩怨冲我来与我爷爷无关我们出去解决若只杀你在海城便可动手我们跟踪你多日就是要摸清你背后是否还有其他势力好一网打尽可惜高估你了你背后只有一个老残废杀了你们
00:09:13我就回海城向佐藤大人复命动作快些别误了我用晚饭爷爷我挡着这几个贼人您快走不就是几个武夫给你两分钟打得他们魂飞魄散爷爷什么时候了还开玩笑
00:09:39有本事单挑小枫你若连几名武夫都对付不了便不配做我李天成的孙子武夫修士在奇门术士眼中皆不知道我不动武力亦可横扫千军你这些年白学了吗
00:10:08好今日便让你们箭矢滑下奇门之威甲木拔一架飙霄快针放收下腿自领听武号令站起尸尸骨魅乱神
00:10:38八个这些都是坏下不要被影响快破阵王两缠身罚销焚魂对碎心第一次一阵杀人但是我不杀他们他们便杀我爷爷不能心软第一次总是如此你不杀他们他们便杀你往后便惯了能如此利落召请七杀布阵者天下不过十人小枫你的悟性极高
00:10:56只缺实战历练往后贤祖必多尤其是东阳人狼子野心势必犯我华夏身为华夏悬门必与东阳风水师有一战记住遇事须冷静莫指之拼命奇门之术才是你最大的义仗孙儿请见
00:11:15蛇呢别说饿跑了吧臭长处谁让你钻进画里的
00:11:27是本先让他进来的怎么你有意见不敢不敢祖师爷您就是请俩美女进去陪您弟子也没意见坏了说错话了
00:11:57李先生出大事了别急慢慢说我收到消息岛国风水师左腾剑一回青州了就是当年在我家祖坟中赐槐的那个人他这次来一是找你算一数破局之仇二是为他弟弟左腾剑二报仇听说他弟弟在青州被人用风水术反噬杀了该来的果然还是躲不过跟他一起来的还有个叫左腾正雄的老头他们人在哪我打听到消息这老头是因为
00:12:26海城天斩杀的局被你破了专程来杀你的在望海楼青州悬术协会的副会长胡延松正在那宴请他们望海楼那是楚老将军送我的产业胡延松竟敢在那招待我的仇敌还是东洋人送我去望海楼所有人
00:12:48三分钟内把衣服换回来以后再让我看见谁穿这身衣服通通开除李先生去了一趟海城回来竟变成望海楼的老板了那些东洋人在哪在在北极阁是唐经理安排的北极阁从不对外开放好很好
00:13:04望海楼本是我们大日本帝国阴阳师所建去为你们华夏人称战卑鄙无耻佐藤先生息怒此事确实是我们不对我一定设法让现任老板将望海楼归还贵国以促进两国有意狗汉奸
00:13:33是他海城破我天斩杀的小子什么人敢闯北极阁滚出去连我都不认识你被开除了有什么话跟楚将军说我是望海楼老板本店不接待东洋人诸位速起离开队长你敢对佐藤先生不敬就在破坏邦久我家对你爹怕是也没这么恭敬身为华夏悬门中人在东洋人面前摇尾体怜可耻
00:14:03还说什么破坏邦交小小一个掌柜敢如此嚣张我命令你立刻向佐藤先生道歉你算什么东西敢在我的地方命令我我乃青州副市长唐采凤在场诸位哪个是你得罪得起的我给你最后一次机会道歉否则望海楼即刻查封我不管你们是谁现在立刻滚出去惹毛了我我让你们段子绝孙死都不知道怎么死你你好大的胆子
00:14:31唐副市长这顿饭我吃得不痛快告辞佐藤先生息怒我定让您满意给你半天时间把望海楼交出来赠予佐藤先生我会赏你一面锦旗五百大洋若不从别怪我不客气堂堂国府官员为了讨好东洋人竟如此卑躬屈膝不择手段少废话来人我现在正式宣布征用望海楼立即给我滚李先生怎么办强权压顶此刻硬抗只会立即遭殃
00:14:58唐副市长好手段这只是个开始与我们作对的下场你会慢慢体会到李先生就这么算了那老娘们太欺负人了简直是卖国贼帮我找几点东西您说找几根活人上吊用过的身材那东西邪性的很您要他做什么唐彩峰左藤正雄一个汉奸一个日本鬼既用权力压我不便用风水还女子报
00:15:23肯定是唐彩峰干的他不仅要强占望海楼还要灭口并是怕你把今天的事情讲出去
00:15:46这篇章必须学成除了上吊绳再找几把剑果写的刀杀过人的最好杀猪宰鸡的也行好我这就去寻杀猪宰鸡的刀好说上吊绳不一定能有
00:16:07就别走了该来啦就别走现在下注既然来了就别走了就别走了
00:17:04你会像面略懂要扳倒他须先破其官运否则官运护体什么招数也没用要如何破在他办公室与家中放置上吊绳与凶刀再动他祖坟风水三日之内必见成效副市长这太明显了按李先生说的办上吊绳与凶刀我可以从警局的政务室调取唐家祖坟位置我也知晓合作愉快
00:17:22李先生东西备齐了杀起抢链是正品很好
00:17:39唐采峰的办公室在二楼东头我已经打电好了这个时间不会有人靠近
00:18:08好好了这么简单三日之内
00:18:37必见其笑唐采峰你的好日子到头了备有靠山左右青龙白虎环报明堂开阔暗山清秀这是太师乙格局不止太师乙他还布了夺灵局心肠够毒的这也能看出来好了
00:18:49对付寒奸正合适这川塘风怎么这么冷
00:19:16这时候谁在敲门
00:19:37采峰救救阿妈把刀拔出来好痛啊怎么了大半夜的我梦见阿妈她头上插着刀喊我救命日有所思夜有所梦睡吧明早还要去局里开会呢
00:19:59彩峰我只要一闭眼就梦见阿爸她脚底插着刀喊我救命哥我也梦到阿妈了她头上插着刀月光月光你怎么了救护车快派救护车来
00:20:14没气了
00:20:43瞳孔散大口眼不闭这死状是冲撞了疾凶之物煞气冲心魂飞魄散唐副市长赵先生是猝死具体死因许解剖确认这一家都是勾结东阳人的罕见死了活该煞气引动天象这是风水反噬大凶之招
00:21:01是谁是谁在害我小傻逼比他爷爷还能做连雷弓电弩都引来了
00:21:42要不是本先护着一百条命也不够你们爷孙败的小华龟想活命就老是待在堂里人间有人间律法天有天条你通晓阴阳却屡用风水邪术民间禁术害人性命盛海银楼的三师党财术海城的褪皮锁魂术如今唐家血刀充坟这些账上天都记着呢他们皆是恶人
00:22:09汉奸东阳戏作害我同袍乱我国家善恶自有律法裁定你恕法越界杀人便是逆天而行天谴将至你好自为之我不回谁啊唐采峰的丈夫昨夜猪死死状害人他今早已未上过牛市长唐家的事与我何干往后莫再为此事来电
00:22:35老公我儿子孙子都没了都没了儿啊我的孙儿唐市长唐市长精灵来电您兄长唐振国一家昨夜宅邸其伙全家无人幸免唐市长一家七口三日尽密李先生的手段太狠了
00:23:03祖师爷您说我逆天而行可若天道不公世俗律法成不了恶人寒奸难道就任由他们横行小子你邪术快意恩仇看似痛快他日苦果终须自偿若真有天谴我李成峰接着便是灵坛清明邪岁退散是
00:23:33我不知撞了何物浑身发冷护身符竟被煞气冲裂使此物赞保他一命煞气太重我化解不了严松快请你三叔来天地无稽
00:23:58乾坤戒法三七化煞万辉消散积极如礼令煞气碎除根源未解先去大家看看天地清明晦气推散开
00:24:20上吊绳杀人刀还下了死咒好毒的手段这里花盆底最底层抽屉三叔
00:24:47唐采锋兄长一家远在京城昨夜全家葬身火海莫非坟上也被动了手脚他父母坟在何处血腥味是血尽土坟后三尺发坟前三尺再发血刀充坟前刀破关运后刀斩子孙
00:25:16这是要他断子绝孙唐采锋近日得罪过董风水之人有一个人曾在盛海银楼前布三师党财术害得银楼关门殿员死伤唐市长不过让他捐出望海楼以引资他便怀恨在心国家需要捐楼何妨此等心胸狭隘以恕害人之辈现在何处他在旧街开了间挂馆叫隋元堂去隋元堂
00:25:45我倒要看看是何方妖人敢用此等阴毒之术害人三叔就是他不邪术害人的就是他唐采锋一家七口惨死盛海银楼的三师党财术皆是你所为是唐市长为国府官员不过要你为国捐献望海楼你竟下此毒手为国捐献
00:26:12他是要我把望海楼送给东道人左腾正雄我不从他便派车撞杀我叶家保镖宋家明因此丧命此等卖国求荣的汉奸行径不该死吗我可以作证唐采凤谋杀无辜勾结外敌装装剑剑皆有实据他虽有罪你也不该以邪术害己无辜律法可还你公道律法胡先生当今这世道若是此事落在你身上你是信律法
00:26:25还是信手中之术这你走吧若想抓我尽管来到时莫怪我无情雷劫将至李先生保重
00:26:53今日所见所闻谁敢外传我必不饶老天爷被雷连逼三次还没死还能爬起来走这还是人吗
00:27:16昨日天雷三次我都没事这太不可思议了昨夜天雷三次我都无事定是祖师爷舍身相护
00:27:44父亲害死弟弟建二之人已查明正是青州奇门传人李承锋他破了石牛村的地煞解牛术致弟弟遭七十二煞反噬惨死当场放开此人先以叶家坟头赐怀破我九局中煞之局
00:27:53右手海城水龙脉回我天斩煞十数年谋划竟连剑二也死于他之手
00:28:10天斩煞计划败露神木三太郎离奇惨死总部震怒认为此事会对他们三月灭亡华夏的计划有损特高科土然长官来令命我自裁谢罪今日便是最后的期限我可以去求神木家族
00:28:30没用土匪长官说了若敢违令左藤家满门尽诛建议你可知我为何非得夺回这旺海楼请父亲明示此处风水局明曰天子作朝本就是我九局一流三十年前亲手所布
00:28:59北极阁中暗藏龙穴之眼上映紫微地星下溪华夏地脉我死后你需将我葬于北极阁的风水演出坑我已亲手绝好切记必须让我身着龙袍下葬父亲您是要借华夏国运尸解成仙待气血结成我不但可尸解登仙更能以此血为瘾吸进华夏国运
00:29:27届时我左腾家将有望一统华夏父亲真乃帝国英雄孩儿期待您位列先白之日退下吧剑二待为父成仙归来必踏碎华夏河山为你报仇你等着父亲大人孩儿盼您早日归来您放心地仇必报
00:29:45孩儿定叫那李承锋生不如死将他碎尸万段左腾大人乃帝国之荣代您呈先必令华夏人伏地对吧不对这不是风是风水气场在流动
00:30:04青州城的气场怎么会突然乱到这种地步望海楼中有人在窃取天地气云是左腾正雄去望海楼快
00:30:32躲天地气云向师姐成仙左腾老贼你好大的胆子若地脉之旗被禁术抽走华夏必遭大劫那傻孝子该察觉到了第七有变这是出了什么事第七在朝
00:31:02望海楼汇聚去找李承锋望海楼是李承锋的产业定是那小子布了邪阵窃取全城气云入阁拿人还人欲告不得入内李先生昨日茶馆听人说书讲了个奇闻说是有人被天雷连批三次竟毫发无损
00:31:29你说邪不邪门说书人的话岂能当真华夏人滚这里是达日本敌国之地华夏人鱼狗禁止入内再不滚杀东阳贼子
00:31:41也敢在我华夏地界撒野胡先生且慢我关暗处有血气折服此地应该不止眼前这些人两位施主老纳感应此地煞气冲销特来享助
00:31:50胡大哥多年不见不想在这等情急下重逢李先生我们又见面了
00:32:12华夏人来的再多也是松死快滚
00:32:39此地乃华夏山河该滚的是你们我佛慈悲贫僧也是略会拳脚你们怎么敢
00:33:07都给我上让他们尝尝我们的厉害金刚怒目扶魔都给我躺下吧尖中黄望取出放
00:33:24我的手怎么动不了了巴嘎我要你们全部给我陪葬
00:33:48射箭六丁六甲物法精神射箭
00:34:11东阳蜀背只会暗箭杀人有请六丁六甲身拿贼叫法区
00:34:40这什么味道好难闻
00:34:51是血腥味还混杂这种古怪的香料气味止步前方煞气勾连分明是摆了阵融合了阴阳术与东阳邪法而且不止一层李先生可有破解之法
00:35:06老人大师佛法能克邪魂魂阵交于你胡先生人阵劳你费心地阵根基我来摇动善
00:35:19好不是我闻活告须疲体凡所有相皆是虚妄
00:35:47人杀朕大师勿皇
00:36:12大师勿皇我来助你还怎么跟我说伤不了我们天地悬云万气本根破阵七杀已破
00:36:24地气逆冲去
00:36:49去河头大人不会放过你们
00:37:10封闯伤不了诸咒为孽死有余辜阿弥陀佛死得漂亮地气混乱还没有停止真正的麻烦在内上
00:37:23准备
00:37:47I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:37:48There is no毒.
00:38:19I'm going to be a little bit.
00:38:20The power of the sword is broken.
00:38:21The gate is broken.
00:38:23The gate is broken.
00:38:25The gate is broken.
00:38:35The gate is broken.
00:38:37The gate is broken.
00:38:37The gate is broken.
00:38:37I will fight.
00:38:38You are destined for this!
00:38:40You are destined for this!
00:38:47Now, look!
00:38:49You are destined for this!
00:38:53You are destined for this!
00:38:56Bleh!
00:38:58My darling...
00:39:00Never mind...
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00:39:03It's a cosmic idea!
00:39:07...
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00:39:08What are you going to do now?
00:39:09Let's go!
00:39:13No!
00:39:14It's the old man of左藤正雄!
00:39:20This is not the old man of左藤正雄.
00:39:31He was trying to destroy his body,
00:39:34and he was able to destroy his body.
00:39:36He could not be able to destroy his body.
00:39:51反而被阴煞变成了师魔左藤正寻本御皆此地北斗七星的格局到处滑下气成就邪先化为僵尸但力量仍与地脉相连怀我陷阅死
00:40:12又撑不住了李先生快想破局之法
00:40:23李先生你速速做法我来挡住他
00:40:35想杀李先生先过我们这关
00:40:40弟子李成锋 今逢地脉失魔 破乱山河 特请五方雷神险胜
00:40:46弟子身成天雷而不灭 愿为隐信 请五方雷神降下五雷 诸此妖魔 正我华下第七
00:40:55这的后面 当你是不是试掌五方雷神之术
00:41:18好 李先生请来了五方雷神 定能诛杀此魔
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00:41:47Ah I see you just here to go.
00:42:05Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:42:06I paid for you!
00:42:08Ah ha ha ha ha.
00:42:12Oh!
00:42:22I'm already in the body of Han-sen!
00:42:25Why can't you die in the hand of Han-sen?
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