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04:34Just say shotgun.
05:04Shotgun.
05:05Hey, that would be yourself.
05:35That's a lot of stuff.
06:06A lot of stuff.
06:07Yes, well, when you have an education, you don't need to be sloshed to get through each and every day.
06:11Kate, Kate.
06:13Oh, no.
06:14No.
06:15Come on, you might watch pictures.
06:16Can we not do that?
06:17It's actually kind of relaxing being 300k's away.
06:19Am I terrible?
06:21I mean, yes, but you're allowed to be terrible now because you're an heiress.
06:25Heiress?
06:25I'm basically Paris Hilton.
06:27She's certainly not from Paris.
06:28I stayed at a Hilton once.
06:29Well, mostly in the cupboard, hiding from my boyfriend's wife.
06:33What is the meaning of this?
06:34Free house dance.
06:37Stop that right now!
06:39Not in my house!
06:41My ears!
06:42My eyes!
06:43My people!
06:49All right, let's pick a bedroom.
06:51Yeah, should be easy.
06:52There's only like 50 to choose from.
06:56Yeah, yeah, I'm calling it.
06:59This bedroom has the least haunted house.
07:01Get out, you interlopers!
07:03I reckon that's giving honeymoon, sweet.
07:05Honeymoon?
07:06I don't see a ring.
07:07Trollope!
07:08She may have taken a lanky lover, but she will not take this bedroom!
07:14You all right, boss?
07:15Been a while since you've been through.
07:16It's like dysentery with a side of a saddle saw.
07:18Where'd she get you?
07:19Everywhere.
07:20No respect walking through you like that.
07:22Oh, I think the power's out up here.
07:23Can you check the fuse box?
07:25Fuse box?
07:26Yeah, yeah.
07:27Thanks, babe.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Where to find fuse box?
07:31Check your garage for the circuit breaker or fuse box.
07:34It might also be in the storage room, utility room, basement or hallway.
07:55Wow.
07:57No!
07:57No!
07:58Dear God, no, no!
08:00As I said, I'm gonna find a little I something beginning with...BEE.
08:04What's a bee?
08:05We're a literate, mate.
08:07Could we do colours instead?
08:08I'm colorblind.
08:09I'm mostly blind.
08:11Oh, I can sing.
08:12Ooh, sing a bee.
08:29Hey! Hey!
08:30Yeah, so the fuse box is pretty busted, eh?
08:33Might have to call a professional.
08:34Good for nothing, blabbermouth. Reminds me of me husband.
08:37Do you know if spiders can lay eggs in her?
08:39Honestly, looks fine. Yeah.
08:41Can you believe we were actually gonna buy that little stink hole?
08:43Yeah, now we get to sell this big stink hole
08:44and buy a less stinky hole in the city.
08:46Wait, they're selling?
08:47I mean, it's not really a stink hole, Sean.
08:48I mean, look at it.
08:49I reckon it was probably a guest house back in the day.
08:51I, myself, I run it single-handed.
08:54Not that you'll hear me complaining.
08:55I always hear you complaining.
08:57That'd be fun, right? Like running a little guest house.
08:59Back breaking labour, so it was.
09:01Meeting people from all over.
09:02Leaning up there, shite. Crazy, but...
09:05I think you're taking this Paris Hilton thing a bit far.
09:07I don't know. If you did a chuck out and passed you a few cracks,
09:09I reckon this place could be a thing.
09:10Yeah, I think that we sell.
09:11She's wanting to stay for good. Egypt just hasn't tweaked yet.
09:14Sure, as it has for two people. Bit extra.
09:16But, as a hotel.
09:18And hotel. Never-ending hordes of breathers
09:21infesting our eternal quarters.
09:23No, the invaders cannot be tolerated.
09:26We haunt them out.
09:28How goes the drills?
09:29I need your powers at full strength.
09:32Sorry, boss. I'm pretty rusty. I...
09:34Try harder, man. As you motorised bicyclists say,
09:37it's time to defend your law.
09:39Yeah. It's turf, but, you know, I'll get it done. Don't worry.
09:43Lindy! Yes!
09:44You see what you can achieve when you're not just flailing about,
09:47William Nilliam!
09:48Ugh! Do we have to chase them out?
09:50They're in love, and not to be selfish, but I'm kind of into hotels.
09:53That's where single men go to dive sadness.
09:55You'll experience sadness when hotel guests are thrumming you day and night?
09:58Don't be listening to that wig-wearing nanny-muggins.
10:01He's just wanting them out to the big bedroom.
10:04June! Have you ascertained your supernatural power yet?
10:11I'll take that as a no.
10:13Miranda! Now, you'll do your little thing to lower the temperature of the...
10:17We've only been training for five minutes, woman!
10:19Training is for racehorses and servants, Gideon.
10:22Wake me for the haunting super play.
10:26Come on.
10:34Yes! Yes! Yes!
10:37That's the kind of supernatural rage we need!
10:40We strike at midnight.
11:03We strike at midnight.
11:05We strike it when we strike them.
11:08We strike the blue like it.
11:19We strike at midnight.
11:19We strike at midnight for aario bed.
11:22Oh
11:23Sterling workman, she's mildly rattled. I know I'm knackered for that. I feel like I just go back from Mad
11:28Monday
11:29Hey Miranda, freeze the room with your cold dead heart
11:42Lindy what keeps you
11:44When I was seven I caught up Stacy Hempel's tap shoes right before the Foster's Lager talent show and comically
11:49this feels the same
11:49Dead people don't need to worry about karma. You should be more worried about disappointing your social betters
12:02Sean Sean Sean did you fix the fuse box here?
12:23Oh
12:23It's freezing, but it's so nice and quiet
12:49I
13:05With every breath she grows more attached to my land
13:23Come on Eileen, a bit of private key. I was here first. He's the one who got his jeggy jock
13:27safe
13:28Hey, hey, um
13:32So I've been thinking um what if we stayed here like permanently what what I'm not going to say I
13:38told you so
13:39That's good Eileen, okay. I thought you were joking you were joking, right? No does it sound like I'm joking?
13:44Talking back men do not love that your mama's in the city our mates are in the city
13:49The last time I floated remote work with Rahim. He got a nosebleed both nostrils. Yeah, well, you know what?
13:54I'm actually just really over it
13:55I'm sick of working 16 hour days in a firm full of old men who see me as a diversity
13:59hire of someone to grape at work drinks
14:01I take it as a compliment. You know Brad the douche got a promotion and I got asked to do
14:05a welcome to country for his new client
14:07I don't want to do it anymore. Kate
14:08The answer is surely just to quit your job not to move to the middle of nowhere
14:13Try being shipwrecked off the coast of our demons land using your cousin's corpse as a life raft
14:18Well, like what if it was, you know, like what if we just like started a hotel together?
14:23A hotel?
14:24Well, you don't want to like run a little boutique hotel with me?
14:27Kate, you know nothing about hotels. I know nothing about hotels
14:30It'll be fun
14:30This house is a wreck. It's literally falling apart. There is mold on every single surface
14:35I'm doing all I can
14:36It's an escape room. You love escape rooms
14:40Okay, that was a really bad example. It's a house of horrors. The plumbing was literally screaming at me
14:44There's no electricity. Sean, there is definitely electricity. You just need to go fix the fuse box
14:48What fuse box? I walked all around this creepy old spider infested house and I couldn't find it
14:54Maybe this house doesn't have a fuse box. It was built in what like 372 BC. Maybe it doesn't have
15:00one
15:02Sean
15:02Worst shower ever
15:05Okay, that seemed bad
15:06But when they make up there's a lot of tension to unpack in the bedroom
15:19I spy with my little eye something the colour of
15:25Uh
15:26A woman
15:27This game's getting pretty abstract
15:30Oh, well, who have we got here then?
15:32She's new
15:33She's pretty
15:37Hello
15:38Hello
15:44Oh, Bingo
15:48Oh, she's vulnerable
15:49We'll never have a better chance to strike
15:52Oh
15:53Well, it feels like a bit of a dog act, don't you reckon, boss?
15:56Dogs don't act. They follow orders. Now be a good boy and do as I say
15:59Oi, governor. Why don't you leave the young lady alone?
16:02Oh, that's a good idea. Thank you. Why don't you shut up?
16:04Yeah, shut up! Shame out!
16:06Oh, sorry
16:06It won't happen again
16:11Convicts
16:12Hey boss, you know when the old bloke carked it, did you feel like not
16:16Um, good
16:19Right? Of course not
16:20We English suppress everything, including emotions
16:23You're dead inside from all the violence and depravity of your legal profession
16:26That's what makes you the perfect subordinate
16:29I've been called a lot of things in my time
16:32But never have I been called perfect
16:36Now, stop asking existential questions and attack!
16:39Yes, boss
16:45Just a little push
16:46A bit more push
16:49A much bigger push
16:54Push, man!
16:55A bit more push
17:01She's died
17:03One of us
17:04What was that?
17:06You good, babe?
17:07Kate? Kate?
17:10No, no, no, don't move
17:11Don't move, don't move
17:12Calling the ambulance
17:13Please, don't move
17:14It's not possible
17:15I've got you
17:17Ambulance
17:19Hi, my girlfriend's had a fall
17:21And, um
17:22Hey, hey, Kate
17:23Oh, jeez
17:23I think she's hit her head
17:25Stay with me
17:26Stay with me
17:26Kate
17:34Will that pansy ever stop wailing?
17:39Your wife's dead
17:40Get over it
17:41You'll find another one
17:54Sorry, mate
17:56Much with a whinge in your great leaky boat
17:59I didn't mean to kill her
18:01Oh, well
18:03She might not be dead
18:05She might just be a potato
18:07Like my cousin Patrick
18:08After he fell down the well
18:11It's got into you
18:12I thought you were after memeing dozens of people
18:14Oh, yeah
18:16Heaps
18:17But, you know
18:18Only if they deserved it
18:20You know, like if one of the boys
18:21Ratted us out to the cops
18:22Or a smile on a group photo or something
18:24But she didn't do anything
18:27I was just following orders
18:29And doing what Gideon said
18:30You're always doing what Gideon says
18:33May as well have his leaky teat in your mouth
18:36Sucking on his mother's milk
18:37What?
18:38Look, son
18:39Life is hard
18:40Death is hard, too
18:43Just goes on and on and on
18:53You've just got to suck it up and keep going
18:58And going and going and going
19:02Look now
19:03If you must cry
19:04Then do it quietly
19:06Like a woman
19:08Is that what?
19:21Like that
19:23You're half good at yourself
19:27I reckon I'm alright now
19:28Where'd you are, son?
19:31Hey, so I reckon maybe
19:33No one needs to hear about this
19:35Ever
19:36Cheers
19:53Oh, hey, hey
19:55Hey, you're awake
19:58Hey
19:59How long have I been here?
20:00Three days
20:01You had a bonk on your head
20:02And you've been in and out
20:04But the doctors say
20:04You're going to be fine
20:06How are you feeling?
20:08Were you just trying to brush my teeth?
20:10Yeah, well, your breath was getting a little stinky
20:11And I know how much you prioritise dental hygiene
20:18Kate
20:18I am so
20:20So sorry
20:22I should have just
20:23Sorted that stupid fuse box
20:25No, no, no
20:26It's not your fault
20:27I can't just expect you to become a country bumpkin on a whim
20:30You love
20:31You love
20:32Coworking spaces
20:33And
20:34Bike lanes
20:34And specialty coffee
20:37I don't want to take that away from you
20:41Well, Kate
20:43I just had the scariest 72 hours of my life
20:46To realise
20:47That I love you
20:48Way more than
20:49Any of those
20:51Excellent things
20:53I love that you have these big ideas
20:54And you actually act on them
20:56And that is rare
20:57So
20:59If you want us to become country bumpkins
21:01And run a hotel
21:03I'm in
21:05Really?
21:06Mm-hmm
21:07I say
21:08Quit your job
21:09And let's do it
21:10Sure
21:11Ha ha ha
21:13Ha ha
21:14Ha ha
21:14Ha ha
21:15Ha ha
21:16Ha ha ha
21:17Ha ha ha
21:17Ha ha ha
21:19Ha ha ha
21:26Ha ha ha
21:27Ha ha ha
21:28Ride to your manor, Miss Hilton
21:29I can't believe I missed the makeup scene
21:31This is just like when I forgot to tape Scott and Charlene's wedding on neighbours
21:34And now I just have to imagine it forever
21:36Oh
21:37Ha ha ha
21:38Ha ha ha
21:39Ha ha ha
21:40Ha ha ha
21:41Ha ha ha ha
21:42Yeah, okay great
21:43Thank you so much
21:44That is amazing
21:47Oh, hey mate
21:48Uh, if you're looking for the fuse box
21:49It's back there in the workshop
21:52Sean, where you at?
21:54In the library.
21:59Oh, balls. Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
22:03Oh, she can see me! The breather can see me!
22:06That electrician's a bit sketchy. Where'd you find him? The dark web?
22:09Oh, hey, Kate, I was wondering, can this be my home office?
22:12Because that there as a Zoom background? Sick.
22:16Well, yes, you can, because the bank just approved our business loan
22:19and we are now entrepreneurs with a butt-ton of debt, baby!
22:22Yeah, yes, adulting!
22:24Am I crazy to want this?
22:25No, but only because it's not cool to call a woman crazy.
22:28I reckon we can do this. You can do this.
22:30You're right, she can see us. She's looking at me.
22:33Could just be a lazy, eh? Or two.
22:36Oh, no, she's terrified. Don't be scared.
22:39Sean, will you call her sketchy?
22:40I'm looking for my gold. Have you seen a gold mother?
22:44Young lady, I regret to inform your bedroom is already taken!
22:48Solomon!
22:50All you have yet to see at this person!
22:52No!
23:14Don't be scared it!
23:18The other time the parents leave a OFT