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00:12Baby get the door. I got you baby. Thank you. Honey please wash that oil stain off of the
00:18driveway or I will. Okay don't you touch my oil stain. It's all of the car that I have left.
00:24Yes I know you built it with your own hands. Why don't you grab these groceries and build
00:29us some dinner. I thought we was cutting back. This cereal has cartoons on the back I recognize.
00:36Don't you relax it's just cereal. I'm just saying right now our money ain't magically delicious.
00:43Oh girl I'm here.
00:50Arthritis.
00:53Arthur what are you doing here? Your election day is tomorrow. Oh lord what are you running for now?
01:00Nothing. The election already happened. You lying. Oh girl you know my body clock is all topsy-turvy
01:08ever since I was trying that ayahuasca. I'm really here right? Yes. Oh cool. I'm so sorry I missed it.
01:21Oh but the important thing is you gave it your all. A snail cannot crawl fast but if it crawls
01:27with purpose.
01:28Oh bitch. I won. Oh oh you did it. Oh look at you overcoming the odds.
01:38Well you know what then? I ain't gotta be here. I'm gonna go comfort Spencer.
01:44He's gonna need an ample bosom to cry on.
01:49I'm still sad about my car. What are you gonna let me cry on?
02:13He worked hard on that car Frank. He's probably at home right now staring at where it used to be.
02:19You about to be staring at where I used to be if you don't warm up.
02:24You want to earn these beads or not? I thought we were doing bourbon street booty call.
02:31No we were getting theme nights going to prepare for our cruise. You added booty call.
02:38You should be feeding me pralines. I should be looking up old girlfriends.
02:45Just just give me 10 minutes. Then I promise you can look at my crayfish.
03:03I... Where you going? 10 minutes of talking.
03:07Okay. I'm listening. Okay. Now, my head is saying cutting Benny off is the right thing to do.
03:15But my heart is saying maybe it's not the right time.
03:19Well, when would be the right time?
03:22After we give them a quick $8,000.
03:26This is hard for me. Every time I get close to cutting them off, like visions of the Dust Bowl
03:33start popping up.
03:35The Leah patching shoes. Maya in the bread line. Regina down by the creek beating clothes on a rock.
03:44You know what you are. You're a junkie.
03:47What you call me?
03:48You're addicted to your family. You're a helpaholic. Your ass need to go to a helpadown clinic.
03:54I sound crazy. Shoot. I can quit helping anytime I want. They could have rats chewing on their bodies. I'll
04:02walk right past them.
04:05I might believe that if you weren't clearly Venmo-ing them money right now.
04:12This my last one, Frank. I promise. I-I-I quit after this.
04:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:23Solid, solid, solid, solid, solid.
04:26Come on, just one more grape. Damn.
04:32Just one gold bell. Damn.
04:37Oh, is this how we're going to build generational wealth?
04:42I don't care about no kids I ain't met. I need the money today. Damn.
04:50Well, I'm here. I cannot wait for you to see what I got for you.
04:55Lucretia, if I wasn't allergic to ugly, I'd kiss you. I knew you had my back.
05:00Baby, I ain't got your back, your front, your side, your neck, your lobe, that little thing that hangs in
05:07the back of your throat,
05:08your knees, the back of your knees, nothing.
05:11I'm about to brighten your day. Feed, fire, fold, thumb. Frank, get your big ass in here.
05:19Oh, my chiropractor's gonna love this.
05:22What the hell is this?
05:23What every politician needs, a big-ass industrial shredder.
05:29Look, somebody on that council is crooked. When the feds knock in your door,
05:33my sister ain't gonna have no evidence.
05:37Uh, yesterday we voted to keep recycling bins blue.
05:41Okay, well, look, when Councilman Stevens got busted, I bet he wish he had a sister who was thinking.
05:48They can get all the Pakistani children they want.
05:52They ain't never gonna be able to tape your papers back together.
05:56All right, Lucretia, quick plan. What you got for me?
05:59Benny, I ain't got your pinky toe. I ain't got your nostrils. I ain't got your...
06:05What is this a little lip divvy called? What is that?
06:08What...
06:09Filtrum.
06:10Everybody already know that, Regina.
06:11And you ain't special, and your sister ain't shit.
06:14Feed, five, four, fuck y'all.
06:18Hey, who removed my stain? Oh, there it go.
06:25All right, I appreciate this, I guess, but where the hell am I supposed to put that?
06:29We're building you a home office in the basement.
06:32We? We didn't even want to come over here.
06:36We were happy in the tub, eating praline.
06:39I'm ripping out everything. Gonna give you a separate entrance, redo the floors,
06:44put in a little kitchen. Oh, yeah, because that's just what I need. A kitchen under my kitchen.
06:49Well, that's where it has to go, Regina. That's where the pipes are.
06:54I mean, rerouting them would just be an unnecessary expense.
06:58It's all unnecessary.
07:02All right, fine. No kitchen. But you know, let me go rip out some drywall.
07:06I'll let the basement tell me what it wants to be.
07:11It wants to be a basement. Damn.
07:15Frank, you not gonna stop your woman?
07:17Are you?
07:18Ain't y'all supposed to be going on a cruise, huh?
07:20Isn't she supposed to be out shopping for bikini tracksuits?
07:25Look, I know this is a delicate subject for you, Regina, but you've got to stop letting your sister help
07:30you.
07:30I just told her I don't want this Pakistani children shredder.
07:36And then you let her go into the basement. Look, now that she's cut Benny off, she's itchy, Regina.
07:43You talking like she a junkie.
07:45Yes. Good. See, she didn't get that.
07:50But she is. She's a junkie, and you are her fix.
07:54Well, why would you bring the junkie to the crack house?
08:00Because the junkie's got a gun.
08:05All right, Tony. I know how we gonna save this shop.
08:09Oh, shit.
08:10A plan?
08:12You know how I stay with a plan.
08:14We are now open for 24 hours.
08:22Like all together?
08:24I don't want to do that, man. When do we get to sleep?
08:27When we rich.
08:29Tony, think about it.
08:31Cars break down at night, too.
08:35We are literally sleeping on money.
08:38Like we be asleep, and cars are breaking down.
08:41So we missing the money. The money's out there in the street. We sleep.
08:46Right. Look, um,
08:49you my man, and you know, as a friend, I'm all in.
08:52But as an employee, we gotta stop doing this.
08:56I mean, jumping from scheme to scheme, we don't have a safety net.
09:00Lucretia ain't gonna bail us out.
09:01We don't need her.
09:03All we need is this Red Bull and this No-Dos.
09:11It's like speedball. You be down, then you be up, then you be down, then you be up.
09:16Don't try it first. You're gonna love it.
09:23Hey, y'all open?
09:28Hey, y'all open?
09:29Hey, Bert, go here. Yeah, we open.
09:32Hey, what's going on? Tony, get your sleeping ass up.
09:35Hey, baby.
09:36I told you people would be coming, man.
09:38What time is it?
09:39Uh, it's, uh, god damn, it's normal business hours.
09:43Man, we've been open so long, we open again.
09:47We were supposed to be up in a half hour ago, man.
09:50You slept that way. You sitting late.
09:51I woke you up.
09:53Uh, is there a third guy I could talk to?
09:56Third people always leave. What you need, man?
09:58Something's wrong with the alignment in my delivery van.
10:01Keeps making lefts when I don't want to make lefts.
10:03Oh, yeah, Tony, come on, man.
10:05Keep drinking drugs. Go pull it around.
10:07I gotta work water over here.
10:10There's a pothole in front of my flower shop
10:12that keeps tearing my trucks up.
10:14City keeps saying they'll fix it, but nothing happens.
10:16Well, my wife's a city council.
10:17You want me to holler at her?
10:19I'd love that for how much we talking.
10:22I don't really know how this works,
10:23but I could probably slide you a couple hundred.
10:26Dollars?
10:32Councilwoman Regina Upshaw back to do the people's business.
10:37Ma'am, it's like I keep telling you.
10:39You have a badge.
10:41You can just keep it moving.
10:44Kelvin?
10:46Damn.
10:48Hey, Miss Regina.
10:50Hi. Oh, how you doing?
10:54You eating? Look at you. Let me look at you.
10:56Oh, no need to look for scars. I'm cool.
10:59Well, we've been worried about you.
11:00And I'm a little more worried since I'm seeing you in a building full of courtrooms.
11:06What did you do?
11:07I'm just dropping off some Thai food.
11:09Kelvin, I don't know the lingo, all right?
11:11What is that code for?
11:13Miss Regina, I'm doing Postmates now.
11:16You got a job. Oh, honey, you got a job.
11:20That's what's up, boy.
11:22Does your dad know you got a job?
11:24No, and I don't want him to.
11:26It's not the big one yet.
11:27Uh, Kelvin, uh-uh. There is never a wrong time to call your dad, even if it's your one phone
11:34call.
11:36You see me working, right?
11:39Kelvin, Greyhunter.
11:41But look, I'll call him when I'm ready to.
11:45I promise.
11:47All right, but you're gonna start answering my text again, okay?
11:51If I gotta wait on telling him, I'm not gonna wait on hearing from you.
11:55No, yes, ma'am. Miss Farrah?
11:58Okay. Uh, now, wait a minute.
12:00Now, what special instructions did they give you, huh?
12:03Because my delivery guy yesterday was all over the damn place.
12:06I damn near had to meet him at the restaurant.
12:13Oh, no, Frank. Lucretia is wearing me down.
12:16If she figures out a way to get that skylight in the basement,
12:19I'ma let her do it.
12:21Frank, you're doing great.
12:23I am so proud of you for killing that second-entrance nonsense.
12:27My wallet thanks you.
12:29It was the look in her eyes.
12:31That wasn't your sister.
12:33That was the itch.
12:36We're winning, Regina.
12:37Oh, okay, but I think that she is going cra...
12:40And that's what habeas corpus means, Frank.
12:46I'm the lawyer.
12:49Y'all can talk about me.
12:51I don't care.
12:52I'm taking care of my family.
12:53Bernard, get your swole ass in here.
12:57Yeah, we all equal until it's time to carry shit.
13:02You're the one breaking your lease early.
13:04That comes with penalties.
13:05I just can't waive those.
13:07You absolutely can.
13:08They're your penalties.
13:11You were so right about getting rid of that separate entrance.
13:14I was sacrificing wall space.
13:16Now there's room for Bernard to build a wet bar.
13:19Oh, Bernard to build what?
13:22I don't want a wet bar.
13:24Baby, take that back to your car.
13:25This is crazy.
13:27Well, he can take it wherever.
13:28He still got to paint it.
13:30He still got a what?
13:33Do you want your damage deposit back?
13:36Come on, Bernard.
13:37I got you.
13:39I can't wait for San Diego.
13:41Got me building and painting all kinds of shit.
13:46Don't worry.
13:47I'm going to waive all his little fees.
13:49I just need the help.
13:51You need a lot of help.
13:53I know.
13:54Well, Hector jumped out the car when he found out where we were going.
13:59Okay, Mom.
14:00I found some good flights.
14:02It's not that much money to go to France.
14:04Says the person who doesn't have any money at all.
14:08Regina, you told me you had this covered.
14:10This baby needs to go to France.
14:12Uh, preach, Auntie.
14:16I do have it covered, Lucretia.
14:19I know you want to believe that's true.
14:22You know what?
14:23I had to exchange some money for our trip.
14:26Just let me give the baby some, uh, euros.
14:29Oh, I'll take it.
14:30Thank you, Auntie.
14:32Even their money's prettier.
14:36They really put a lot of thought into this.
14:41What did I tell you about helping, Lucretia?
14:45It ain't even real money until she crosses the ocean.
14:49Ooh, speaking of water, I'm thinking about a koi pond in the basement.
14:54So, do you like orange, white, or assorted?
14:59I don't like any of it.
15:00I don't need, nor do I want any of it.
15:03Look, Pratina, you're going to need something.
15:05You're a city council now.
15:07It's not like the clinic.
15:09You're going to have to actually do this job.
15:16Damn.
15:18No, I'm just saying, what if Maya gets sick?
15:21We're all going to be gone.
15:23You're not going to have anyone to help you.
15:25This way, you can stay home with Maya, do your job.
15:29You can have it all.
15:31I'm giving you it all.
15:34Well, this is the time when you should be giving yourself something.
15:38Wait a minute.
15:39Are you secretly calling me old?
15:42I would do a back flip in this bitch right now.
15:49I'd actually love to see that.
15:53No, you were in the middle of making a point.
15:58Lucretia, I'm not saying it's not going to be an adjustment with all of you guys being gone,
16:03but my recent upset political victory has shown all of us.
16:08I land on my feet like you claim to do after a back flip.
16:14So we're going to move this table and move this chair and give me your cane so you don't cheat.
16:23Now, let's see the back flip up in this bitch.
16:34She's stretching, ladies and gentlemen.
16:36She's stretching, ladies and gentlemen.
16:41I don't think you're doing this right.
16:45This is supposed to be flat. This looks like a pitcher's mound.
16:49Of course, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't do this.
16:52I don't work for the city, Benny. You're supposed to have Regina fill this in.
16:56You know damn well Regina wouldn't take no bribes. And you know I need the money.
17:01Look, let's just call this peep up and go. What we're doing is illegal anyway.
17:05Well, it shouldn't be. That's not how crime works.
17:11Look, we helping people. You think it's illegal to put a quarter in somebody else's meter?
17:15Yes, it is.
17:18Damn. Good thing I ain't never did it.
17:26You didn't have to open up your version of the good stuff.
17:29Sure I did. You're family. Family's everything.
17:34Oh, God. Are you trying to borrow money?
17:38Have you seen that tall drink of bank account I'm married to?
17:44It just seems suspect that every time I'm in town, you're here instead of in Atlanta
17:50in that supposedly big house that ain't none of us ever seen.
17:54It is big. If you stood up and get on your tippy toes, you could see it from here.
18:00This is not making me believe that it's real.
18:03Look, Regina's the one in trouble, all right? We had to give her money.
18:08My money. Which I have plenty more of, by the way.
18:13Oodles. Um, the really wealthy don't call it oodles.
18:17And why are you trying to launder what you got through me?
18:19Because all of a sudden, I'm not allowed to help her with anything.
18:23Like, she wouldn't even let me finish putting in her home office.
18:27Oh, I could see that. If you lived in that house, would you want to spend more time there?
18:34Fair.
18:36But this money is for Leah. I'm trying to pay for her to study abroad.
18:41But Regina talking about, we'll figure it out. They ain't gonna figure it out. They ain't got no new thoughts.
18:47What? Well, she did win an election.
18:51Barely.
18:55Oh my God.
18:56I just realized, you hate that she won. Don't you?
19:01What? Why would you say that? I've never been prouder of Regina's dumb ass.
19:07No, you hate that she did it mostly without you.
19:12That's why you are determined to act like she's incapable.
19:17I'm not determined. I'm just trying to help my favorite sister.
19:22Yeah, I said it.
19:24I ain't trying to win that prize.
19:29Look, it's bad enough I get this from Frank.
19:32I'm telling you, nobody knows this family like I know this family.
19:38Sometimes fresh eyes let you see fresh things.
19:42It's like I say on my book tours.
19:45Sometimes fresh eyes let you see fresh things.
19:50Do your followers know that you don't have a degree in anything?
20:00Hey, Benny, I appreciate your wife getting rid of that fur lane in front of my store.
20:05It wasn't nothing but a can of white paint.
20:08Benny, Benny, we gotta take a night off.
20:11What you talking about?
20:12You never take a night off when it come to making money.
20:16I am exhausted. I almost microwaved my own screwdriver.
20:20Who told you to take a lunch break? We busy.
20:25You next.
20:27There's a stop sign about my kids' school that has a tree growing over it.
20:30Can your wife get it trimmed?
20:31She can wax that shit raw.
20:34My kids go there, man.
20:37Oh, no disrespect, man.
20:39Yeah, man, just text me the address.
20:41Benny, are you out your goddamn mind?
20:44Are you taking bribes in my name?
20:47Who said that?
20:48I ain't taking bribes from nobody.
20:57We still good on that tree, right?
20:59I don't know you.
21:04Why do I have some flower shop guy thanking me for making his pothole a speed bump?
21:10There you go. People finally like you.
21:13Besides, Tony Googled it.
21:15As long as you get paid after, the law says cool.
21:19I don't care what the law says. I'm in government now.
21:24Benny, I'm not gonna spend my whole term looking over my shoulder,
21:28wondering when you gonna get my ass impeached.
21:31My shop is failing because of that damn election.
21:34I lost Spencer's business because you had to run.
21:37Bullshit. I was already running. Thank you.
21:42The only reason Spencer even got in the race is because of you.
21:45You shot your mouth off about my blackface photo.
21:48You got in your own way. You always get in your own way.
21:54Yeah, for the family.
21:56Oh, my God!
21:58Are you kidding me right now?
22:00If I have to hear for my family one more damn time, you and Lucretia,
22:05ah, y'all are the same.
22:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, I can say some mean shit, too.
22:09Yeah, look what you're wearing.
22:13I dream a genie.
22:15Both of you love to use this family as an excuse to do whatever the hell you want to do
22:20anyway,
22:21and kiss my genie ass. I look good as hell.
22:24I keep my dreams locked.
22:28You know, y'all love talking about how my dreams are always getting in everybody's way.
22:36You're always clowning me about holding us back.
22:50I can't remember the last time I wrote a check.
22:54Even y'all's money is stuck in the past.
22:58Just make sure she takes it.
23:01Oh, Lord.
23:03Whatever y'all are doing, I'm not in the mood.
23:06Oh, don't worry, Regina.
23:07I'm going to be quick. I got a hair appointment, and I only kind of care about this.
23:12I recognize that I have not stepped up for the family like Lucretia has. So here,
23:20send whichever little girl to France.
23:22I'll see you.
23:24I know.
23:26This is unbelievable.
23:28Oh, girl, don't get all mushy.
23:30The fact that you would cover for Lucretia like this is very sweet.
23:35Huh?
23:36You ain't never been generous a day in your life.
23:40And you, oh my goodness, you are just cuckoo bananas.
23:44I tried.
23:46Not hard.
23:47Whichever little girl.
23:48I can't keep track of all them kids. She got like nine of them.
23:52What?
23:53Lucretia, I told you that I was fine.
23:56I told you to go on your funky little cruise, and now I'm telling you to leave me alone.
24:00But look, you need help.
24:02I don't know what happened here.
24:03Hey, hey, hey, stop.
24:05Stop it.
24:09That's why it feels like you got so many kids, because y'all act like children.
24:13Now sit it.
24:15If you don't sit your...
24:20You're sitting because you want to sit.
24:22My knees was already bent.
24:25Regina, you're not the problem.
24:28Lucretia, you're not the problem.
24:30Y'all both the problem.
24:31Y'all are codependent as hell.
24:34Now, wait a minute. My therapist said that...
24:36Did I sound like I was done?
24:40Now, Regina,
24:42You got knocked off course at a vulnerable age, and Lucretia was there for you.
24:47Of course, she became your de facto caregiver.
24:51But now that you've come into your own,
24:53You've been being a little asshole about it.
24:58Oh, yeah.
24:59Slapping down arbitrary boundaries with no consideration for your part in the dynamic is cruel.
25:07I'm glad you brought that up, because I feel like...
25:10And I feel like you need to shut up.
25:13Now, Lucretia, putting all your attention on someone else's difficulties, of course,
25:18is always safer and simpler than focusing on yourself.
25:21I need you to stop deflecting on the others and worry about your damn self.
25:26You know what?
25:27The bottom line is, y'all need to cut the bullshit.
25:32How's that for a degree, bitch?
25:39She dumb.
25:43She's so dumb. You hear all that, dumb?
25:47It would be nice to not worry about you while I'm gone.
25:51It would be nice to know that you weren't worrying.
25:54So what do we do? If I can help you, I'm gonna want to.
25:59I'm in government now.
26:02I know. We're all very proud of you, Regina.
26:06No. That's why. You can't be writing me checks and gifting me home offices.
26:15You are a prominent pillar in the business community.
26:19Shit. I am the business community.
26:22Right. It's bad optics.
26:25Please, I got enough impropriety with Benny.
26:28So, in a way, leaving you alone would be the most helpful thing I could do.
26:35I mean, unless you really needed me.
26:38Every day that you are on that cruise, not all up in my business, that's just you carrying me.
26:45Unless I really need you.
26:47Okay.
26:48So, I ain't gonna do shit else for you.
26:52For you.
26:54Unless you really need me.
26:57Can't do shit for me because I don't want shit from you.
27:00Unless I really need you.
27:09Is this still unhealthy?
27:11We finding it.
27:28Tony, I got a plan.
27:30Yeah.
27:32We selling copper wire.
27:34You can't just sell copper wiring.
27:37Okay, then lemonade then, nigga.
27:39Shit, we drowning.
27:40Open up your mind, Tony.
27:41Open your mind, Tony.
27:43Okay.
27:45Hey, pops.
27:47Hey, son.
27:48What's up?
27:49How you doing?
27:51You need anything?
27:52Nah, I'm good.
27:53Just got through dropping off some food nearby.
27:55Thought I'd stop by and see if you wanted to chop it up.
27:57Oh, you doing deliveries now?
27:59Boy, I'm proud of you.
28:00Nah, it ain't nothing.
28:01Nah, man, you handling your shit.
28:03Because you could be in the penitentiary working for a dollar a day.
28:07Hey, I leveled up at those racing classes you paid for.
28:10Boy, I bet you fast getting them people they food.
28:13Get them tips.
28:14I sure am.
28:15I sure am.
28:18Besides, it's time I do something different, right?
28:22Couldn't keep being an asshole forever.
28:25Man, let's go get something to eat.
28:29Come on.
28:40Okay, I'm here.
28:41What could wait for tomorrow?
28:43Hey, I'm gonna say something.
28:46Might sound crazy.
28:48I don't want no big argument from you.
28:51But I'm selling the shop.
28:55Cool.
28:56Hey, hey, hey, hey.
28:58Give me some kind of little argument, a little bit.
29:02It's your shop.
29:03It's your decision.
29:05Yeah, I gotta do it.
29:06I can't be an asshole forever.
29:09But you did have quite the run.
29:12You kept pace.
29:14Now, help me sell this place, Lucretia.
29:17We started this together.
29:19We gonna win this together.
29:22Give me a hug.
29:23Oh, we ain't gotta do all that.
29:30Love you.
29:31Love you.
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30:00Love you.
30:00Love you.
30:01Love you.
30:01Love you.
30:30We'll see you next time.
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