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00:10You
00:10Them offers ain't worth a damn
00:13Benny the economy is the economy people aren't starting businesses like that right now. Well make them ain't you supposed
00:20to be some kind of mongrel
00:26You know damn well the word is mogul keep testing me. I got something in our purse that could end
00:32this all right now
00:34Ain't nobody scared of that little stuart little gun
00:38And there'll be a cartoon ambulance taking your ass in the surgery
00:43Believe this Aliyah got a parking ticket. She can't go to France
00:48Regina, I know you're having a hard time with everybody leaving
00:50But that's even thin for you. I can't believe you would say that you can't go on your cruise
00:59We're back
01:01You know when I said I'd buy everyone's luggage. I forgot how many people were actually leaving
01:06Swiping that car for the family shit feel good didn't you had a hug was nice
01:13But we wanted to send y'all off right so this is a gift from to me
01:18What the hell Frank and since when does T.J. Mack sell to me?
01:23Yeah, I do know I gotta ship everything I own right y'all got any to me crates
01:28So you don't want the luggage now oh good friend anybody said all that
01:34Look what I got
01:36You got her a bag where the hell is she going wherever the wind takes me I?
01:44Had to buy it drove that damn thing out of the store before I knew she had it
01:49If she hadn't tried to stop at that Taco Bell drive-thru, we wouldn't have caught her
01:58When were you gonna tell us that you got this parking ticket?
02:02Should have gone straight to my room
02:04What I always say if you're robbing the liquor store, don't stop and get a slushie
02:10You always say that
02:13Come on
02:14Big city council, you got it, right?
02:18Yeah, that's how I'm using my political power
02:21Fill the sinkhole in front of the Braille Institute or save your ass
02:26Nobody drives at the Braille Institute
02:28And why is fixing sinkholes a debate?
02:30None of that was real, Aaliyah
02:32I was lying to win the argument
02:34I'm in government
02:36You know, we'll deal with your moral character later
02:39Take these bags upstairs
02:40Don't forget to take your old bag, Frank
02:43Benny, a lot of suitcases just came in here
02:46I could put a part of you with each other
02:48Cops gonna look for poor people
02:50All right, come over here
02:51That was way too thought out
02:54Let's go
03:01There's too many people leaving
03:04I'm not used to this family having all these opportunities
03:06Yeah, I can't think about all that
03:08I'm just thinking about the shop
03:11Baby, you will figure it out, okay?
03:14Besides, we're good, you know?
03:16We're all right right now
03:17I mean, we ain't got champagne problems
03:19But shit, we ain't got dark liquor problems either
03:24And besides, God will not give you more than you can handle
03:33Hey, Regina
03:35Hey, baby
03:37Mama, what you doing here?
03:38Did you find the guy who stole my car?
03:41The search continues, honey
03:43Look, I heard y'all sell at the shop
03:45You haven't yet, have you?
03:47I got something there
03:48I got to relocate right quick
03:50Well then, how the hell you hear about that?
03:52Me and the baby text all the time
03:55By the way, I voted for you
03:58Absentee under an alias
04:02See, that's family right there
04:04Where'd we go? Did you bring it?
04:06You know I did
04:10Just pop out the SIM card
04:11And bury the old one in school
04:16And here's that saltwater taffy you asked for
04:19Mario, don't you eat that titty taffy
04:25It's gonna mess up your dinner
04:36Look, man, this is the same shop
04:38From the last three times you saw it
04:39Do you want it or not?
04:41Benny, let the man with the excellent credit score
04:45Calculate his all-cash offer
04:49Of course
04:50You'll have my counter by the end of the day
04:52Can we have it by the end of the door?
04:58Why are we countering?
04:59We lowered the price
05:00You do business wrong
05:01You sold your Camaro for $37
05:06Don't tell me about business
05:07I forgot I already snuck in here
05:10And moved my shit
05:12Don't ever get old
05:14I still can't believe you selling this garage
05:18I still can't believe
05:19We let you near our safe alone
05:22Hey, hey, hey
05:23Mama changed her life
05:24After Clarence left her
05:26Thank you
05:27And Lucretia, if you were to really worry about me robbing you
05:30You wouldn't have made the code Frank's birthday
05:35How the hell you know that?
05:38I know what needs knowing
05:40And baby, if you're really not happy with these broke-ass losers she keep bringing you
05:48I can get you some real money
05:50Listen here, Bumpy Johnson
05:54Your family might believe that you've turned over a new leaf
05:58But I know that leaf is just as trifling
06:01Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute now
06:03This is my mama, okay?
06:06Now, we can think some shit
06:08But we can't say it
06:16Glodine, you didn't have to make dinner
06:19Or throw out the one that I was making
06:23That was dinner?
06:25I thought you were soaking that pot
06:30On an open flame
06:33While I was seasoning it?
06:36I don't know, honey
06:37This is my first visit since we got good
06:40I'm just trying not to be honest with you right now
06:46Ooh, that smelled good, Grammy Glow
06:49Mom, Uncle Frank gotta buy me some more luggage
06:52I got too many creams, serums, lotions, moisturizers, toners, spa treatment
06:57Back in my day, all we had was Noxzema and spit
07:03You know you're going to the cosmetics capital of the world, right?
07:07What you should be packing are foods with chemicals in them
07:10They ain't got that over there
07:12I got a backpack full of red vines
07:16Shoes, socks, dresses
07:18That's the stuff that you need
07:20You know, I don't trust what you're doing up there
07:22Let me go and help you
07:26What's when your mangy ass do the right thing in a timely manner?
07:32Lucretia, quit hitting me with that offer
07:34The man ain't giving us enough money
07:35Vinny, this is a damn good offer
07:37If you don't sign this, I will cut your hand off and sign it for you
07:43Okay, now what?
07:46Glowdine, are you happy with what you raised?
07:50Hand hit you back, so yeah
07:53You couldn't slide a dollar under that bar
07:58You know, I've been thinking
07:59Oh, Lord
08:02You know, good things, baby
08:04You shouldn't have to sell this shop
08:07At this point, it'll take a miracle
08:10And let me pull this choir of angels out of God's pocket
08:16You know damn well I'm not touching that
08:19Apparently, they've recovered some of the money
08:22Lucretia's accountant stole from her
08:25More than enough to save your garage
08:27How the hell did you get that?
08:30I just happened to go drinking with Lucretia's mailman
08:33From time to time
08:37She ain't gonna use none of that money to help me
08:39That Lucretia wouldn't
08:41This Lucretia would
08:44All we gotta do is go down there
08:47Flash a couple of fake IDs
08:49And walk out with the money
08:51She ain't gonna miss it
08:53She don't even know it's there
08:56Let me see that letter
09:02God damn
09:03I forgot how much money it was
09:07Mama, this could fix problems
09:08That I ain't even caused yet
09:12Sounds like you in
09:18All right, Mr. Turner
09:20We didn't get it all
09:22But we are gonna keep fighting
09:24Just a couple more things to sign an initial
09:27And we'll get you out of here
09:29I never thought I'd see this money again
09:31You know, money's the only thing I really love
09:34That's the reason why she married me
09:37And maybe now you'll stay in Atlanta
09:40Where you belong
09:42Stock market
09:46All right, that should do it
09:48Here's your check
09:49Congratulations
09:50Thank you
09:51And I'll see you later
09:53Lawyer friend
09:54In court
09:57Sustain
10:05I can't believe that person
10:08That's Benny
10:09You're Frank
10:10Till we get to the car
10:11Now
10:12Let's go cash this shit
10:15I kind of want them to see us making fun of him
10:18Look, I can see Frank now
10:20Benny, you're a clown
10:24Oh, you and your wishing ass
10:31What the hell?
10:33What are you two doing here?
10:34Don't move
10:35They'll think we're a mirror
10:41I was kind of hoping you'd topple over
10:46How could you, Benny?
10:49Lucretia, come on
10:50Let's go on a cruise
10:52She knows you're not me
10:57Girl, I cannot believe you're going to France
11:00You ain't gotta miss me yet
11:01Only for another month
11:03No, I mean, I should be the one going
11:05You ain't built for Europe
11:07I'm the one who gets nothing but bread for dinner
11:10Mom, hold up
11:11I figured out where I want to go
11:14Get off of that thing
11:17You are not going anywhere
11:20And banging to my ankles one more time
11:24But everyone else gets a trip
11:25I want to go to East Germany
11:27They got a wall
11:28You could pay right on
11:30Oh my God
11:32Now I have to go to work tomorrow
11:34So that I can vote to close down your school
11:38I'll be in my room
11:44Remember this differently
11:46We praying it's just for attention, right?
11:48With every fiber of my being, baby
11:52Whatever Lucretia say, she's a damn liar
11:56Okay, and why are you dressed like Frank?
11:58Why are you paying attention to Frank's clothes?
12:01Benny stole my money
12:03Okay, hold on
12:04You can't just come into my house
12:05And accuse my husband of stuff
12:07You damn right
12:08Throw her ass out
12:09Before she says something else
12:11They recovered some of my stolen money
12:13And instead of telling me
12:15This bastard and Glodine
12:17Went down there and took it
12:18Dad, whoa
12:20Don't you take her side
12:21You're my kid
12:22Benny, what the hell?
12:24That kind of fraud is a class A felony
12:26You better not join his side either
12:28Alright, girls upstairs now
12:31Oh, y'all don't bother me
12:32This is like every birthday party
12:34That I've ever had
12:37I'm getting a little tired
12:38Of you humblebrack
12:39Now about how messed up your family is
12:41Let's go
12:46Cree, there has to be some explanation
12:48Benny, tell me that she's wrong
12:50He still got the damn check
12:52Yeah, I got it
12:54But this money don't mean nothing to them
12:55Oh, Benny
12:57This could save the shop
12:58This could change our lives
13:01Look at it
13:03God, that's a lot of money
13:05That's what I'm saying
13:06Hey, what's all the yelling?
13:08Ask them
13:08They the one tripping
13:09You know what?
13:11Keep the damn check
13:12It'll be worth it to me
13:14To never have to deal with your ass ever again
13:16Cool, cool, cool, cool
13:17Y'all hungry?
13:18It's on me
13:19Let's go hit Popeye's
13:20We ain't hit it in a minute
13:21Go buy the whole back out
13:24This motherfucker
13:26Regina
13:27Out of my love for you
13:29I have put up with years
13:31Of his half-baked criminal bullshit
13:34It's always been me versus him
13:37But now
13:38It's me or him
13:40Choose
13:41That's my wife
13:43She ain't about to pick you over me
13:44Pick you?
13:46I can't even look at you
13:48I am done
13:49You got a right to be mad
13:50I'll sleep on the couch
13:52This money will make a good pillow tonight
13:54I know this is a big ask
14:00Could we stay with you until we get set up?
14:03Y'all can stay at my apartment
14:04I can stay with Hector
14:05Look, look, look, look
14:06Everybody quit playing this shit
14:08Ain't nobody going nowhere
14:09Hey, this was too much
14:11I don't care what it was
14:13You're not taking my kids
14:17Benny
14:17I-I-I-I can't do this
14:20I-it's-it's-it's-it's-it's-I-I gotta-I gotta do something
14:24I-I gotta go make sandwiches
14:29Don't you walk away from me
14:31If my mama says she wanna make sandwiches
14:33We gonna let her make sandwiches
14:35You don't wanna start this
14:37I bought a gem for this moment
14:39Yeah, and it is not a good one
14:44You can't be mad at me
14:46Not after I make you my special apology pancakes
14:50Don't fall for it, Regina
14:51Those are trap jacks
14:53Shut up, Aretha
14:57We ain't got no eggs
14:58Get some eggs, Aretha
15:01Regina, I know this seems bad
15:03But remember, girl
15:05The service is always faster
15:07At a table for one
15:09That helps me
15:10That's why I said it
15:13Okay, I called the moving companies
15:15Thank you so much for helping me sell the house
15:18Sell the house?
15:19Benny, I'm not going over this with you
15:21Now, I don't wanna jinx it
15:22But I smell an offer coming
15:24She's already talking about what she wants to rip out
15:28Ain't nobody touching my house
15:30It's not your house anymore
15:32Could we maybe bring it down a touch?
15:35Believe me, this house is not gonna sell itself
15:41Okay, we'll take it
15:43This house is so much nicer
15:45When you're not being chased out of it
15:48Benny, I'm so sorry to hear about everything
15:51We don't need that from you
15:52You're not Calvin's daddy
15:54And I'm not trying to be
15:56Look, whatever it is they're offering
15:58We will take it
15:59I just went out
16:01Look, Regina, anybody but her
16:03Hey, look upon me, Benny Upshaw
16:06I am the patron saint of baby mamas
16:08Every woman who has ever been told that he's allergic to latex
16:11Shall pray to me
16:15You said that
16:16Oh, did I?
16:17Oh, well, damn
16:18Well, I stand at the ashes of your drinks
16:23You've been rehearsing that shit
16:24Since the stick turned blue
16:27Plus, it's an excellent school district
16:30No, no, no, baby
16:31We mad at him
16:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
16:33That's what that is
16:34Get up
16:35Get up
16:42Stock market
16:43Ain't shit, ain't shit
16:45Whoa, whoa
16:46Chibberish, gibberish
16:48Quark, quark, quark, quark
16:49I'm keeping my suitcase
16:51How could you be?
16:53Thanks for including me, man
16:54Regina, you gonna let them do this to me?
16:57You bought this on yourself
16:59He's all yours
17:01I can't believe this is really going down
17:04Y'all got pitchforks
17:05Poke him before he wakes up
17:07Oh, my God
17:10I ain't getting no younger
17:11Are you in or not?
17:12Nope, mama can't do it
17:14Not the same guy
17:15You got to go
17:17I can't believe
17:18You don't want to steal from family
17:24You different
17:26I ain't man
17:28Just
17:31Disappointed
17:43Hey, Lucretia
17:44You got some mail
17:50I put this off long enough
17:54Hang on
17:57For what?
17:58We prayed on it
17:59I know I've shot this down in the past
18:02But
18:04What if we borrow against the house
18:06Take out just enough
18:07To pay off the loan
18:09So you can keep the shop
18:11Regina
18:13I love you
18:14But
18:15We're not doing that
18:17Come on, Benny
18:20You shouldn't have to do this
18:23It's not right
18:24Selling the garage
18:25Come on
18:26You've worked too hard
18:27You've been doing good
18:32We'll start something new
18:36We'll be fine
18:39You'll be fine
18:41I'll be fine
18:46I'm Benny Upshaw, baby
18:47Yeah, you are
18:48You are Benny fucking Upshaw
18:59Pop's gonna be okay, right?
19:00He always is
19:01But still
19:02It's weird
19:02Shop's been here my whole life
19:04Mine too
19:05Maya, you're younger than us
19:07That's how time works
19:08Have any of you guys talked today?
19:11Nah, Mr. Gina said he's good with it
19:12I don't know, man
19:14I just can't imagine having to do this
19:16Well, you better start
19:17Aren't you supposed to be selling your gym?
19:19Nah
19:20Grammy Glove said she'll take care of it for him
19:25She can't burn my gym down
19:27I haven't had insurance since I broke that window
19:29Tell her I said no
19:32Good thing I said something
19:39And then you thanked me for being in my dream
19:41Oh, hell, it sounded like me
19:43It was pretty cool that I was in it
19:44I appreciate it
19:47So, you gonna be alright?
19:48What you gonna do now?
19:50Yeah, I don't know
19:51Wait
19:52Weren't you elected to create jobs?
19:53Well, yeah
19:55But, um
19:55They put me on the sewer committee
19:57You wanna do that?
19:58Well, you know
19:59I didn't deal with Benny's shit
20:01Might as well deal with everyone else's
20:03I put the word in on Monday
20:05Thank you
20:07There you go
20:08Now I don't need to give you four months' pay
20:11Sorry I'm late
20:12Mama's car died, so she took mine
20:14I had to blacksy cab it over
20:16Wait, wait
20:17Aren't you blacksy cab?
20:18Nah, man
20:19I sold it when I got the Alfonso job
20:21You mind taking a look at Mama's car?
20:23You're the only one she'll let touch it
20:25I'll come by your place tomorrow
20:26Grab a cup
20:28Girl, you ain't gotta look at me like that
20:30I don't leave for another month
20:32No
20:33You got a little pizza sauce right here
20:36There you go
20:38Hey
20:39Hey
20:40Hey, hey, hey, hold on
20:43When I go to France
20:44I won't be around to block this
20:47You look nice
20:48I ain't changed
20:50You gonna be around later?
20:52I might
20:53Cool
20:59You see, I had him crawling over here back to me
21:02See, it's all about the long game
21:06Damn
21:08Damn
21:37Noah
21:41We're all moving on
21:43I don't wanna move on
21:45They love me
21:49Stay strong
21:52Vinny
21:53We are damn proud of you
21:56Stock market, Frank
21:59Back at you
22:00All right, everybody
22:01Gather round
22:02It's time for a toast
22:03Clink, clink, clink, clink, clink
22:07So
22:10Benny's garage has been a part of our family for a long time
22:14In fact, it helped raise our family
22:17And so I think that we need to raise a glass
22:21Oh, Virginia
22:22We don't wanna hear all that right now
22:25I just think it would be, you know, cathartic
22:27To acknowledge what this garage has been to us
22:31To the culture
22:32Boo
22:32Miles, stop booing your mommy
22:36But that was you
22:38Okay, well go turn the radio up
22:39Hey, but not too loud
22:41The new owners don't know we in here
22:44All right
22:45To Benny's garage
22:48Benny's garage
22:57It's just seaweed, Hector
23:00It's not a shark
23:01You okay?
23:03Where is he going?
23:05Listen, go get him
23:06He's causing the scene
23:12Now, Frank, just cause you black
23:14You still gotta wear sunscreen tomorrow
23:16Nope
23:17Clashes with my cologne
23:19What are you wearing anyway?
23:21Old fish?
23:25Ah
23:25We finally made it, huh?
23:27Yes, we did
23:32Lucretia Turner?
23:36Nathan
23:37Oh, damn
23:39Now I gotta wear a life jacket for the next six months
23:42Back away from the railing, Frank
23:44He's a pusher
23:44I can see you're still upset about me
23:47Knocking you off that jetway
23:49And into that open grave
23:52Two different times
23:53But that's not gonna happen on this boat
23:56Not to me
24:01Frank, are we in international waters yet?
24:03I'm afraid to tell
24:04Don't matter
24:05Take my cane
24:12It's happening again
24:14Friend overboard
24:15Friend overboard
24:18Help
24:19If I don't drown
24:21I'm gonna kill you, Nathan
24:25Lucretia
24:26Help
24:26You gotta unball your fist
24:28So you can grab it
24:29I'm just so angry right now
24:40Hi, girls
24:40We'll see you soon
25:01Finally, culture.
25:12Okay, our first job's tomorrow at 7.30. Come pick me up at 8. You coming in to eat?
25:19Oh, no, Tony's taking me to Spanner's house. Oh, Tony, let me drive.
25:25Hell no. You've only been working here two weeks.
25:27We just got this van. We all been here two weeks.
25:30That's not the point. You can't be just...
25:32No, I'm not always doing it. You can't be just...
25:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
25:36Y'all figure it out. I'm getting at it.
25:41Hey, baby.
25:43Hey, baby. How was your day?
25:45Busy. Might need a second van. Did you solve the city's problems?
25:49Uh, all but one. Still trying to figure out Grandma Yang's greens recipe.
25:54I've been down a fat back rabbit hole.
25:58You gonna have to let those greens go.
26:01Can I please do a trampoline park for my birthday?
26:04Yeah, you just healed from that suitcase accident.
26:07The Lotus Room will be fine.
26:09Mm-hmm.
26:10I can't wait to get out of Indiana.
26:14Damn it, here we go.
26:16I thought one kid would be easier.
26:18No.
26:20You just noticed more wrong with the one that's left.
26:24You know, I'm not used to only cooking for three people.
26:28Let me take your mind off of it.
26:31Let's play some music.
26:33Okay.
26:33Let's go.
26:33Everywhere I go, scoot. Everywhere I go, scoot.
26:36No, no.
26:37No, you can't. You can't dance to that.
26:41Solid.
26:42There we go.
26:44Solid as a rock.
26:49And nothing's changed it.
26:52Woo!
26:53The thrill is still hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
26:59Darling, darling, darling, darling.
27:53Darling, darling, darling.
28:22Darling, darling, darling, darling.