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00:04Well, what is it?
00:07Did you hear me?
00:11Dominique.
00:13Dominique.
00:15What is it?
00:20Um, I saw something suspicious on the tube.
00:26It was a pog.
00:28I mean, a bag.
00:29It was a pag, a pannier bag.
00:32I call them pags because I am young
00:35and we like to mix two different words
00:39and bring them together.
00:40Case in point, Brangelina.
00:42God rest them.
00:43So anyway, what was a pannier bag or pag, if you will,
00:48doing not on a bike but on the tube, director?
00:52Well, someone took their bike on the tube.
00:55Yes.
00:57Yes.
00:57Yes, someone took their bike on the tube.
01:00Of course.
01:01That is why you were in the big chair.
01:03See it, say it, sort it.
01:04I saw it.
01:05I said it.
01:06You sorted it.
01:07Okay, I'm going to go.
01:08Did you do something different with your hair?
01:09Because it's fire.
01:10Okay.
01:11I know the way out.
01:12Bye.
01:24You're where I need you to be.
01:27They did a fair bit work with the I.R.A. recently.
01:30They said he was from a local residence association.
01:34Fisher's file.
01:34And this is her address, 32 Iveydale Grove.
01:38Iveydale Grove.
01:41The nation's saved, is it?
01:48Iveydale Carnival.
02:03Iveydale Carnival.
02:04For safety, us and the festival goers.
02:08For everyone's safety, we're suggesting that the Carnival be moved to a more suitable location.
02:14Hyde Park or Coventry.
02:17Coventry.
02:17Mm-hmm.
02:19I.R.A.
02:20Iveydale Residents Association.
02:24Bastards.
02:33The I.R.A. is the Iveydale Residents Association.
02:38What?
02:38The Iveydale Residents Association.
02:41And Fisher's in it.
02:42They've been trying to get Carnival shut down or moved for years.
02:45The radio scrambling isn't a cover for a terror attack.
02:48I think it is the terror attack.
02:49I think they're trying to cause a crush to prove their case.
02:52Are you sure Fisher's in on this?
02:54Yeah.
02:55I was set up.
02:56I was the patsy handing over security plans so our hands are clean.
03:01So what should we do?
03:02Should we warn people?
03:04Religions, please, people!
03:05No, no, no, no.
03:06It could cause a panic.
03:07We'd be doing their jobs for them.
03:09Ooh, ooh.
03:09They're tracking you put in Steve's car.
03:11Yes!
03:12Actually, I've been meaning to ask, how do I track a car?
03:15I just put it under there hoping for the best.
03:17Go see Dave in the gadget stores and he'll give you a receiver.
03:21Okay.
03:21I'll call you when I find Steve.
03:23Be safe, yeah?
03:24Yep.
03:24And also, try and act normal.
03:30Yes, yes.
03:32All right, sister, yeah.
03:33And, yeah.
03:37Yes, no, please don't panic.
03:41We need to abort.
03:43What are you talking about?
03:44I think someone's on to us.
03:46My fall guy.
03:47Based on what?
03:49Based on...
03:50I don't know.
03:50A feeling.
03:52Last-minute nerves, Joanna.
03:53You were the same when we installed the Rising Bonnard.
03:56Now, listen.
03:57Besides, such a decision requires a meeting.
04:00Forum.
04:01Then we need an emergency meeting.
04:03Which requires 24 hours' notice.
04:05We have articles of association.
04:14The chairs are steeped in our own liqueur.
04:17Oh, lovely.
04:19Who's on the phone?
04:20No one.
04:21The cat sitter.
04:22Would it be crass to have a glass of bubbly?
04:25Oh, lovely.
04:26Shall I turn on the TV?
04:27Good God.
04:28I'm not suggesting we watch.
04:30Beginning to wonder if we're doing the right thing.
04:32Come on, Cynthia.
04:33We've been over and over this.
04:35We've had vote after vote.
04:36The current situation is untenable.
04:38We know that.
04:39Sooner or later, there's going to be a serious incident.
04:42The AI modelling that Zack kindly prepared for us.
04:46Fantastic.
04:47Showed us much.
04:48We've tried everything we can to make the council listen,
04:51and they simply won't.
04:52If anything, this is on them.
04:54We've suggested every viable alternative location, like Stratford.
04:58Oh, no.
04:58My sister lives there.
05:00Again, not that Stratford, Cynthia.
05:03We saw an all-black production of Hamlet at the RSC.
05:09Do you know, it was absolutely marvellous.
05:12Yes, of course.
05:13Regrettably, there will be some casualties.
05:16But at least this way, we have some control over the numbers.
05:21Before we're done, winter's done.
05:24And very well.
05:25It'll be done quickly.
05:27Thank you, Murray.
05:29Also, it's knocking a million off my house price.
05:32It's economic vandalism.
05:35When exactly will...
05:38...it happen?
05:40As soon as the parade comes to a close
05:43and the crowds start moving,
05:46then our chap will jam the radios.
05:51Chin-che.
05:59What do you want?
06:00OK, I might have a way to get your record right.
06:03It's a long shot, OK?
06:04It's a very long shot,
06:05but it's the best shot you're going to have.
06:06And I need you to work with me on something.
06:08Work with you?
06:09On what?
06:10I'm going to need to sell that you are my informant.
06:13Snitch?
06:14No, bun.
06:15OK, look, Tevin,
06:16if you are really serious about going straight,
06:18if you really want to be in your daughter's life,
06:20these are the kind of decisions you're going to have to make.
06:22Right?
06:22You're going to have to not be so cool in front of your boys.
06:25And yes, maybe they might try and kill you every once in a while.
06:28Hey, it's Dom.
06:28I forgot the password.
06:29Can you let me in?
06:30But I need you to work with me on this, OK?
06:31Are you in or are you out?
06:34What do you need me to do?
06:39I should just give you two your own set of keys.
07:04Oh, shit.
07:06Oh, my God.
07:07Dad.
07:08Are you OK?
07:09OK.
07:11Pick up.
07:13Pick up!
07:18You've reached the voicemail of...
07:19Dr. Morris Arch.
07:20Please leave a message.
07:22Hey, Dad, it's me.
07:24I don't know if you're at Carnival yet,
07:25but if you aren't, don't go.
07:27And if you are, leave now.
07:29Something's going to go down.
07:30And I don't mean to funky town, Dad.
07:32This isn't a joke, OK?
07:33Just...
07:33Just call me when you get this.
07:35What the fuck, man?
07:38Well, Dom, yeah?
07:39Yes, boss.
07:40So, how are you liking the bank for the device?
07:42Fantastic weather?
07:43Yeah, it's great.
07:44Um, I need to change the destination, mate.
07:47Sorry, boss.
07:48You'll have to do it on the app.
07:50Yeah, I can't do it on the app because my destination is...
07:52It's moving.
07:54Are you following someone?
07:56Yes.
07:57Like in a film?
07:59I guess.
08:01You'd be surprised how much this happens.
08:03Strap in.
08:17Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:19Hang on right here.
08:27Go round him.
08:28Move out the bloody way.
08:31Hey, here.
08:32Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:33Stop, stop, stop.
08:36Five stars, mate.
08:37Damn right, five stars.
08:51If you want a 99, you've got a queue like everybody else.
09:00Hold on, mate.
09:06Shit, shit, shit!
09:10Sorry.
09:11Come on.
09:15Let me get a banana lolly.
09:17Sprinkles as well, yeah?
09:18Oh, the lolly?
09:20So, I like my stuff.
09:25I don't know if you're calling.
09:26He's on to us.
09:28He put the truck on an ice cream bag.
09:30What?
09:31Who are you?
09:32It's three o'clock.
09:35No, that's nine o'clock.
09:37And that's twelve.
09:39Now you're just looking in the sky.
09:40I've got cock-hock the mobility time, dog.
09:42Get on your bloody rights, Kate.
09:45Yes.
09:47Sorry.
09:48Just coming.
09:49You get off.
09:50And I'll come round.
09:52Yes, yes, yes.
09:58Excuse me.
09:59Sorry.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Officer, I know this is going to sound a bit weird, but I need you to believe me on this,
10:05right?
10:05There is going to be a crush.
10:07A really big one.
10:09Yeah, I think so.
10:13What?
10:15No, I'm...
10:15Hello, everybody.
10:17You join yourself safely?
10:19Good, good.
10:21Oh, no.
10:22Don't, don't, don't.
10:22I've got here as quick as I could.
10:23Okay, so here's where we're at, right?
10:26We're pretty sure that Steve is going to trigger a fatal crush, and we have no idea where he is.
10:31You can set this thing off any minute.
10:35Hang on.
10:36What?
10:37Dave said you need a transmitter to scramble the radios.
10:40You're going to block a signal.
10:41You need an aerial.
10:43Probably a really big one.
10:45Stay somewhere like that.
10:48Oh, my God.
10:49Okay.
10:49Yes!
10:50Which flat is that?
10:51Uh, sixth floor.
10:53Uh, one, two, third across.
10:55Okay, you're a freaking genius.
10:56Come on.
10:56Don't, don't, don't, don't.
10:58What if it's someone that really doesn't want to pay for their sky?
11:02What else have we got?
11:07Silverwood Road, come in.
11:08It is Silverwood Road.
11:10And you're looking down here, bud?
11:12So we're about mixing the space back, Nick.
11:15Coming down.
11:16Yeah, come on, why don't you bump us somewhere else, man?
11:20Your move is really important.
11:21National security.
11:22Have they moved out of the way?
11:23What are you talking about?
11:25What are you talking about?
11:26Enjoy carnival!
11:41The conditions are optimal to go.
11:43In that case, with the authority invested in me as chairman,
11:48I therefore,
11:50with due solemnity,
11:55authorize engagement.
12:07May God have mercy on our souls.
12:35What?
12:36Is this your car, mate?
12:38Black Golf, 70 plate?
12:40Why?
12:40Might want to come down here.
12:42Council telling it.
12:49All right, Steve.
12:50So good to see you.
12:51Looking good.
12:53Inside.
12:56You know, you kind of ruined my life, Steve.
12:58Sorry, doll.
12:59You don't love me, by the way.
13:01I glisten on, I swear.
13:05Lift us out of order.
13:07We haven't met Steve.
13:08I'm Kay.
13:09Look, we know all about your plans, Steve.
13:12Your fake Irish jig is up.
13:14Except that.
13:16Oh, I also have a gun.
13:19I guess what we have here is a Mexican standoff.
13:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
13:22Mexican standoff.
13:23You need one other person with a gun, like, right there.
13:25So there's you two.
13:26Okay, okay.
13:27All right, fine.
13:27Then it's just, it's just a standoff, then?
13:30Yeah, standoff is good,
13:31because Mexican standoff is actually quite offensive to the Mexican people.
13:33Okay, the point is, we both have guns.
13:37Except that.
13:40Mine's real.
13:43Shit, okay, okay.
13:45Move to the backup plan.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bring out the backup.
13:49Right.
13:49Okay, just turning it on.
13:52What's your Wi-Fi password, Steve?
13:54Oh, for fuck's sake.
13:55Just tether it to my phone.
13:57Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:58Sorry, yeah.
13:59Oh, wait, sorry, face ID.
14:00Great.
14:02Okay.
14:02We knew you might come prepared,
14:04so we got ourselves a little insurance policy.
14:07I understand you collect pogs, Steve.
14:10Yeah.
14:12Quite the collection, too.
14:13It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.
14:16Wouldn't it, Tevin?
14:19There's nothing here.
14:20What?
14:21I'm trying to text you.
14:22The place is empty.
14:25I don't see my name.
14:27Which you wouldn't have known was your real name
14:29if you didn't just correct me.
14:30You fucking idiots.
14:32Oh, well, that's very rude.
14:33At least this way, you get to enjoy the show.
14:35What do you mean by show?
14:44Okay, that's bad.
14:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:49Anyone for me?
15:08Oh, Dom.
15:10There's a reason you get picked to be the patsy.
15:14Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
15:17Oh, my God.
15:18Oh.
15:19Oh, my God.
15:22Official.
15:23Yep.
15:24Didn't mean on to this guy ever since you handed over the file, Dominique.
15:28Bullshit.
15:29You were in on this, you and the Ivydale Residence Association.
15:34Preposterous.
15:34We can't even get quorum to object to the bike hangers,
15:37let alone organise something like this.
15:39I saw the pog on your desk.
15:42Eh, I like a pog, so what?
15:44I'm a nerd.
15:48You might not believe it, Dominique,
15:50but the truth is I tracked down Steve,
15:52found you two here,
15:53despite the fact that you've been relieved of your duties.
15:56Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
15:58No, Steve did this shit.
16:11Police, please.
16:12This is an emergency.
16:14I'm a senior MI5 agent.
16:17I'm in attendance at a scene with shots fired and three fatalities.
16:21Flat 17, Tybourne Tower.
16:23I need a full response team and ambulances.
16:26Okay, I'm sending officers.
16:46Oh, that hurts.
16:48That's worse than paintball.
16:50You think that hurts?
16:51Try having all of this.
16:56Okay, please tell me you hit record, Tev.
16:59Yes, I hit record.
17:00Oh, okay.
17:01Can you stop saying my name?
17:04Three victims, did you say?
17:06Yes.
17:06He shot two of them, so I had to neutralise him.
17:12I mean, like, prepare yourself.
17:14It's not a pretty sight.
17:19Kay?
17:20What are you doing here, mate?
17:21It's a long story, Quentin, but let me just show you.
17:24Yeah.
17:26Steve shot you both, so I had to shoot Steve.
17:29No, Steve didn't shoot.
17:32Oh.
17:33Not all skin, okay?
17:35We have evidence.
17:37Ow!
17:38I've never stood as much as an apple from a greengrocer's.
17:41Anything you do say may be given in evidence.
17:43The man means nothing.
17:45What you know, you know.
17:48This time forth, I will never speak once.
17:51Just say no comment, you swat.
17:54Can someone please tell my housekeeper to put the dips back in the fridge?
17:58Take your hands off me, I'm warning you.
17:59I play paddleball with David Capron.
18:13You do not have to say anything.
18:14It may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned,
18:17something which you later rely on in court.
18:20Are you dancing?
18:21No, my underwear sort of run up.
18:24Get in the car!
18:25Get in the car!
18:39What are you doing?
18:40Come on, darling, it's carnival!
18:42Mm-mm, it's not my style, I don't really dance.
18:44Come on!
18:47Kay, I don't dance.
19:22It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life for me.
19:29Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and I'm feeling good.
19:42Fish in the sea, you know how I feel.
19:49River running free, you know how I feel.
19:56Blossom on the tree
19:57You know how I feel
20:00It's a new dawn
20:02Tom
20:05Good to have you back
20:08Thanks
20:09I just wanted to say thank you for what you did for Carnival
20:19It's my biggest weekend of the year
20:20It's just those are my people
20:24Now I'm always crate diving for old dub plates and what not
20:28I live in Clapham which is pretty near Brixton
20:30I was actually thinking of setting up my own festival there
20:32A little carnival
20:33The Clapham Khan
20:36I'm in a reggae band basically
20:38You'd be kind of hot if you weren't such a knob
20:40You know that
20:43Bye
20:48Happy with that?
20:50We have set you up with your own desk over here
20:53We need you to familiarize yourself with this first rebriefing Cobra in two hours
20:57This is you
21:02Welcome to the first lane
21:05Thank you
21:07Oh um
21:08Remember I mentioned that informant who helped me
21:11I kind of promised him I'd get his record wiped
21:15Yeah look it's a bit of a hassle
21:17That sort of a thing
21:18Usually takes a second tick from Whitehall
21:22But my computer is logged in
21:25I'm going to go for a piss and a nail grey
21:26So I dare say if you were to access the records
21:28Third icon down
21:31Well I'd be none the wiser would I?
21:36Thank you
21:41Hi
21:59Hey kid
22:02I missed you
22:07Look I've got some for you
22:08Hey kid
22:10You pay for that?
22:12I always pay for stuff
22:13Just with money from you know
22:16Yeah there was sometimes I didn't pay for stuff either
22:19But I did pay for this look
22:21I've got the receipt
22:22It's alright
22:25I believe you
22:30But um
22:30Tamisha things are
22:32Things are going to be different now
22:33I promise
22:38Come here
22:44Alright look
22:45Go inside again
22:46I'm right behind you
23:02Officer Ogundari
23:03Dom
23:05How did you know I was here?
23:06Did you trace my mobile?
23:07Because you're not meant to do that
23:08Relax alright
23:09I know your beat
23:10And I know how you feel about pastries
23:12It wasn't hard
23:13Now
23:15I have a job for you
23:17I have a job for you
23:17What are you?
23:18Are you going to have fishing now?
23:19Eh I'm sort of better than Tom
23:20Not quite as good as Alistair
23:22What do you think?
23:23Hmm?
23:24I don't know
23:25Like today
23:26I got a frisbee down from a tree
23:31I stopped some lads
23:32From throwing another lad's bag
23:34On top of a bus stop
23:36I can see the difference I make in my community
23:39I just
23:40I just didn't get that with MI5
23:42Kay
23:44You just saved Carnival
23:47Probably thousands of lives
23:49You bravely went and got that pink fall
23:53Deborah's still texting me about a date
23:55If that's what you can even call some of the things she's describing
23:57You figured out about the radios
23:59You worked out how to find Steve's lair
24:02It was a lair wasn't it?
24:04Kay you are the difference in the community
24:06And MI5 needs that
24:08MI5 needs you
24:10So what do you say?
24:12Working together again
24:14Team day
24:15Huh?
24:17All right
24:19Two hot chocolates with oat milk
24:21Because dairies
24:22But don't caries
24:24We say boo
24:25To their mind
24:26Stop it
24:26Stop it
24:28What the hell is happening?
24:31Oh
24:31This is Yas
24:32Hi
24:33Huh
24:34This is Yas
24:36Yeah
24:37She's pretty
24:39I'm here
24:40But thank you
24:42Um Yas
24:43This is Dom
24:44What?
24:46The Dom?
24:47Oh I see my reputation precedes me
24:49Dom has very kindly offered me a job
24:52We what?
24:54We've talked about this
24:55This is what she does
24:56I'm sorry
24:56This is what who does what?
24:58Look
24:58No offence
24:59Yeah
25:01But your relationship
25:03It's not healthy
25:06You're codependent
25:08You're codependent
25:08Oh
25:10Yeah
25:11We are codependent
25:13Kay
25:14I want you to come and work with me
25:17Because I depend on you
25:19And you depend on me
25:21And we
25:24Are codependent
25:26On each other
25:28So just come and work with me man
25:32Please
25:43Yas
25:46I don't think I'm going to be finishing my shift
25:48Kay
25:49Here are the keys
25:50To the community centre
25:52You're going to have to fly solo
25:53For pensioner bike maintenance
25:54Don't do this Kay
25:55Make sure you reset the heating off the hot yoga
25:58And don't let the Quakers bully you out before six
26:01Bye Jazz
26:02It's Yas
26:03Oh sorry
26:04I really don't care
26:05Bye
26:05Good luck Yas
26:07But you look
26:11Oat milk
26:12Yeah I don't actually understand how an oat can be milked
26:15Good to have your back friend
26:18Now let's get out of here shall we
26:20No
26:22No
26:22Just the perk of the job
26:26You know I'm driving those heels
26:27Yes I am
26:28Oh you see
26:29You're slipping off the pedal
26:30It's because it has a low biting pain
26:32I'm just saying
26:32You can have a pair of flats in your bag
26:34Oh my god Kay
26:34You're putting me off
26:35Your hair of ballet pumps
26:37Doesn't have to break the bag
26:38If you don't stop talking
26:39I swear I will hit you
26:40Keep your hands at 10 to 2
26:41Do I get my own office
26:43I don't even have my own office
26:45Though you may find
26:46Can I have a drink of this
26:47No
26:47Can I have a bottle like this
26:49Complication
26:50Yes
26:50Can I start
27:05Bite your lip
27:08And take the trip
27:12Though there may be
27:14Wet road ahead
27:15And you cannot slip
27:18Just move on up
27:22For peace you'll find
27:24To come to the bottom of the column
27:25Youonut
27:26You why
27:27If you guys
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