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Doctor Who (2005) S08E03
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00:03Take a punt.
00:04Right.
00:05Your choice.
00:06Wherever, whenever, anywhere in time and space.
00:12Well, there is something, someone that I've always wanted to meet.
00:18But I know what you'll say.
00:19Try me.
00:20You'll say he's made up, that there is no such thing.
00:23Go on.
00:24It's...
00:26It's Robin Hood.
00:28Robin Hood.
00:29Yeah.
00:30I love that story.
00:32I've always loved it, ever since I was little.
00:34Robin Hood.
00:35The heroic outlaw who robs from the rich and gives to the poor.
00:39Yeah.
00:39It's made up.
00:40There's no such thing.
00:41Oh, you see?
00:43Old-fashioned heroes only exist in old-fashioned storybooks, Clara.
00:47And what about you?
00:49Me?
00:50Yeah.
00:51You.
00:52You stop bad things happening every minute of every day.
00:54That sounds pretty heroic to me.
00:59Just passing the time.
01:00Hey, what about Mars?
01:02What?
01:02The ice warrior hives.
01:04You said it was my choice.
01:05All the gemiscent arrows of the half-light.
01:07Those girls can hold their drink.
01:09Doctor.
01:09And fracture.
01:10Fifteen different levels of reality simultaneously.
01:13I think you've got a polaroid somewhere.
01:15Doctor!
01:16My choice.
01:17Robin Hood.
01:18Show me.
01:18Very well.
01:26Earth.
01:28England.
01:30Sherwood Forest.
01:321190 A.D.
01:36Ish.
01:37They'll only be disappointed.
02:03No damsels in distress.
02:05There's no pretty castles.
02:07No such thing as Robin Hood.
02:18You called?
02:22Oh, my God.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:36Oh, my God.
02:37Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:38Oh, my God.
02:39Oh, my God.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:58You're very, very nicely done with the box, sir.
03:02Oh, I saw a Turk perform something very similar at Nottingham Fair.
03:07It's a trick with mirrors, no doubt.
03:11A trick?
03:12A good jest.
03:15This is not a trick.
03:16This is a TARDIS.
03:17Whatever it is, you bony rascal, I'm afraid I must relieve you of it.
03:22It's my property. That's what it is.
03:26Well, don't you know all property is theft to Robin Hood?
03:30You're not serious?
03:31I'm many things, sir, but I'm never that.
03:34Robin Hood laughs in the face of all.
03:37And do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?
03:40Not as yet.
03:41Lucky I'm here then, isn't it?
03:43It might be a little bit much, but...
03:47Whoo! What do you reckon, Doctor?
03:51By all the sakes...
03:54Are there any more in there?
03:56Sir?
03:57No.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:02Oh, my God, it is, isn't it?
04:04Oh, you found him. You actually found Robin Hood.
04:07That is not Robin Hood.
04:09Well, then, who, sir, is about to relieve you of your magic box?
04:19Nobody, sir.
04:21Not in this universe or the next.
04:23Well, then, draw your sword and prove your words.
04:24I have no sword.
04:26I don't need a sword.
04:29Because I am the Doctor.
04:31And this is my spoon.
04:34Wonder!
04:53You're amazing.
04:55Had some experience.
04:56Richard the Lionheart.
04:57Sonalo to Basraak.
04:59El Flynn.
05:00He had the most enormous...
05:03Ego.
05:04Takes one to know one.
05:06Oh, you.
05:26Doctor!
05:28Like I said...
05:30My box.
05:34Doctor!
05:51In the name of all this holy, take our mothers, take our children, but spare my wife.
05:57May do not fuss, all will be well.
06:00This is just a shadow of strength.
06:01If he were here now, I'd tear out his black heart.
06:04Would you now?
06:09Or are you as milk-livered as your name suggests, Master Quail?
06:15Take me, spare this dear child.
06:17Take you?
06:19A lardy-lacquit like you?
06:22It's labor we require up at the castle, labor and gold, not old men and their worthless baubles.
06:29This will be a great help, Master Quail, believe me.
06:32Newcomer to Sherwood, are we?
06:34Yes, my lord.
06:35You may also prove useful.
06:37Bring her.
06:38Your days are numbered, you care!
06:48You shall live to regret that.
06:52Actually, no.
06:55You won't.
07:12Let me introduce you to my men.
07:14This is Will Scarlet.
07:17He is a cheeky rogue, with a good sword arm and a slippery tongue.
07:21My lady.
07:24What do you want with my hair?
07:25Well, it's realistic.
07:26I'll give you that.
07:28And this is Friar Tuck, aptly named for the amount of grubby tucks in through.
07:33You skinny black ass!
07:36What are you doing?
07:37This isn't a real sandal.
07:38Yes, it is.
07:39Oh, yes, it is.
07:41This, uh, is Alan O'Dale.
07:44He's a master of the loot, whose music brightens up these dark days.
07:48They're stranger, you are welcome here.
07:51Enjoy, it's Bonnie Clayton.
07:53Ow!
07:53Oh, my, my, my, my blood analysis.
07:57Oh, all those diseases.
08:00If you were real, you'd be dead in six months.
08:03I am real.
08:05Bye.
08:07And this is John Little, called Little John.
08:12He's my loyal companion in many an adventure.
08:17Get to it every time!
08:22Oh, I cannot believe this.
08:24You really are Robin Hood and his merry men.
08:29Aye, that is a laugh description.
08:31Ha, what say you lads?
08:33Ah, yeah!
08:34Stop laughing.
08:38Why are you always doing that?
08:40Are you all simple or something?
08:44I'm going to need a sample.
08:45Of what?
08:47Excuse me.
08:48Sorry.
08:49Ah, ah, what are you doing?
08:51Well, they're not holograms, that much is obvious.
08:53Could be a theme park from the future.
08:55Or we might be inside a miniscope.
08:57Oh, shut up.
08:59A miniscope, yes, of course, why not?
09:03Your friend seems not quite of the real world.
09:08No.
09:09No, these are not really, not most of the time.
09:11Oh.
09:12Dark days.
09:14My lady?
09:15You've said that these were dark days.
09:16What did you mean?
09:17King Richard is a way I'm crusade, my lady.
09:20This tyrant of a brother rules instead.
09:22And the sheriff, because there is a sheriff, right?
09:25Aye.
09:25It is indeed this jackal of the princes who seeks to oppress us forevermore.
09:29Or six months in your case.
09:32It is a shame to dwell on murky thoughts, when there is such beauty here.
09:42Why are you so sad?
09:47Why do you think me sad?
09:50Because the doctor's right and you laugh too much.
09:54Yeah, I do not live this out of your life by choice.
09:57You see before you, Robert, uh...
10:00Earl of Loxley.
10:01Lee.
10:02Yes.
10:02Yes.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Do go on.
10:07I, um...
10:09I have my lands and titles stripped from me.
10:11I dared to speak out against Prince John, but I lost the thing most dear to me.
10:18What was she called?
10:22You're so very quick.
10:24How does the doctor stand it?
10:26Marion?
10:28You know her.
10:29Oh, yes.
10:31I have always known her.
10:33It was Marion who told me that I must stand up and be counted.
10:41But I was afraid.
10:44Now, this green canopy is my palace.
10:48On the rough ground, my feather bed.
10:51Yeah, maybe one day I will return home, but until that day...
10:53Until that day, it is beholden on me to be the man Marion wanted.
10:59To be a hero for those this tyrant sheriff slaughters.
11:03What time is it, Mr. Hood?
11:05Uh, somewhat afternoon.
11:08No, no.
11:09Time of year.
11:10What season?
11:11Oh, Dame Autumn has draped her mellow skirts about the forest, doctor.
11:14The time of Miss and Harvest approaches.
11:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all very poetic.
11:20But it's very green hereabouts, though, isn't it?
11:23And like I said, very sunny.
11:25So?
11:26Have you been to Nottingham?
11:30Climate change?
11:31It's 11.90.
11:32You must excuse me.
11:34The sheriff has issued a proclamation, and tomorrow there is to be a contest to find the best archer in
11:43the land and the bounty.
11:45It's an arrow made of pure gold.
11:47No, don't go.
11:48It's a trap.
11:49Well, of course it is.
11:51A contest to find the best archer in the land.
11:55There is no contest.
11:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:00Right.
12:01That isn't even funny.
12:02That was bantering.
12:04I am totally against bantering.
12:08How can you be so sure he is not the real thing?
12:11Because he can't be.
12:13When did you stop believing in everything?
12:16When did you start believing in impossible heroes?
12:21Don't you know?
12:27Anyway, it's rather sweet.
12:51In the contest for the golden arrow,
12:56After ten rounds, the battle is betwixt our Lord Sheriff
13:04and the stranger known as Tom the Tinker.
13:12Perhaps not such a stranger after all.
13:15Take your places.
13:25Shall we make the contest a little more interesting, my Lord?
13:30Targets seem a little close.
13:31What say you, another 20 paces?
13:33Why not?
13:38Come on!
13:39Come on!
13:41Come on!
13:42Come on!
13:43Come on!
13:43Come on!
13:43Come on!
13:53Now, Tinker, and let us see die, true face.
13:59Come on, Targets!
14:01Come on, Targets!
14:03Come on, Targets!
14:03Come on, Targets!
14:09Come on, Targets!
14:16In all England.
14:18Come forward, Tinker, and claim your prize.
14:30Venice!
14:32He's full of surprises, isn't he?
14:35I'm the Doctor.
14:36My skills as the Bowman's speak for themselves,
14:39I claim my reward.
14:43a mere bobble
14:45I want something else
14:50name it
14:51enlightenment
15:12this is getting silly
15:21fascinating
15:22seize him
15:27what are you doing
15:28put that down
15:29I'm fine
15:29I'll take your seven
15:30back to school taekwondo
15:31don't worry doctor
15:32I'll save you
15:33I don't need saving
15:35I know
15:36I'm Robin
15:38Robin
15:53robot
15:58now we're getting
15:59somewhere
15:59take them
16:01to the rest
16:05kill them all
16:15he surrenders
16:16what
16:17you miserable
16:19I had them all the run
16:20flee
16:21lads
16:22flee
16:22live to fight another day
16:26to the dungeons
16:27with all of them
16:29what are you up to
16:30because wait if I got anybody's plans
16:32get yourself captured
16:51here let me help you
16:53thank you
16:54thank you
17:01what are you
17:02gargoyle
17:04what are you
17:05leave it
17:06he only needs to rest
17:07we all need to rest
17:09analysis shows that
17:11peasant creature is spent
17:13no
17:14no please
17:15usefulness expires
17:17no
17:18no
17:19no
17:20no
17:21no
17:22no
17:23no
17:24no
17:24no
17:24no
17:24damn you
17:29damn you
17:30that bit of the sheriff
17:31no
17:33no
17:34no
17:35no
17:43no
17:45as thanks to your friend
17:47shut it
17:48hoody
17:49I saved your life
17:50I had the situation well in hand
17:52long haired ninny versus robot killer knights
17:55never I'd put my money
17:57if you had not betrayed me
17:58I would have been triumphant
17:59you would have been a little puff of smoke and ashes
18:02ha
18:03you'd have been floating around in tiny little laughing bits
18:05in people's goblets
18:07fond of dash
18:08ha
18:08oh right here we go
18:09it's laughing time
18:10well
18:11you amuse me
18:13grey old man
18:14guard
18:14ha
18:15he's laughing again
18:16you can't keep me locked up with a laughing person
18:18I find that quite funny
18:20do you know I feel another laugh coming on
18:22ha ha ha
18:24guards I cannot remain in this cell
18:28execute me now
18:29no I didn't execute the old fool
18:30no no no hang on
18:30execute him
18:31I do not fear death
18:32so execute away
18:33execute him
18:34I'd like to see if his head keeps laughing when you chop it up
18:37little robin hood always laughs in the face of death
18:39yes rolling around the floor laughing
18:42I would pay good money to see that
18:43guard
18:44guard
18:45guard
18:46guard
18:46guard
18:46I want you two to shut up!
18:54Do either of you understand in any way at all
19:01that there isn't actually a guard out there?
19:08Oh.
19:10I didn't.
19:11No, you didn't.
19:12I said, shut up.
19:13The doctor and Robin Hood locked up in a cell
19:16is this seriously the best that you can do?
19:17You're determined to starve to death in here squabbling.
19:21But I'll tell you one thing.
19:23I'd last a lot longer than this desiccated man crowing.
19:29Really?
19:29Really.
19:30Well, you know what?
19:33I think you'll find I have a certain genetic advantage.
19:38It is not a competition about who can die slower.
19:41It definitely would be me, though, wouldn't it?
19:43There was supposed to be a plan.
19:44Either of you do have a plan.
19:45Yeah, of course I have a plan.
19:47I too have a plan.
19:48Okay, Robin, you first.
19:50Why him?
19:51Doctor, shut up.
19:52Robin, your plan.
19:55I am...
19:58...abiding my time.
20:02Thank you, Prince of Thieves.
20:03Last of the time, lords?
20:06Yes, I have a plan.
20:07Yes, I have a plan.
20:08Can you explain your plan without using the word sonic screwdriver?
20:12Because you might have forgotten the Sheriff of Nottingham has taken your screwdriver, just saying.
20:16So is the screwdriver.
20:17Right, okay, well, let's hear Robin's plan.
20:19For God's sake.
20:22See?
20:22There was a guard.
20:23There was a guard listening the whole time.
20:25I knew it.
20:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:29The Sheriff himself commanded me to listen, to find out which of you is the true ringleader.
20:35Ah, so he can do the interrogating very wise.
20:39Excellent.
20:40He will get nothing from me.
20:41No, no, no, no, no.
20:42He will get nothing from me, because interrogation, that's when I always turn the tables.
20:46You see, that's my plan.
20:48Just hurry up and take me to him.
20:50No, no.
20:50Chop, chop.
20:51Come on.
20:55Seriously?
20:56Come on.
20:56No.
20:57What are you doing?
20:58Don't be ridiculous.
21:12It is a thing of beauty, indeed.
21:16I will feed a family for a 12-month when melted down.
21:20Tonight we rest.
21:21Tomorrow we must draw up plans to rescue Robin.
21:24We shall soon see how those mechanicals feel about the taste of Nottingham Steel.
21:28Lord, forgive me.
21:31Strange, though, is it not?
21:32What?
21:34All this looting that the sheriff is doing, and yet, it is only ever gold that he takes.
21:39Pearls, rubies, all the precious jewels of the realm seem no consequence to him.
21:44Only gold.
21:50Poor Robin and the stranger lay in the dungeon all the live long day.
21:55The merry men might pile away upon a sherbet morning.
22:24Eat, my lady.
22:25Eat, hmm?
22:28Let it not be said that the sheriff of Nottingham is a poor host.
22:31And a bag of crisps this morning, thanks.
22:34Your words are strange, fair one.
22:36Hmm, I should think they are.
22:38But I like you.
22:39You're refreshingly...
22:42direct.
22:43You can take the girl out of Blackpool.
22:48Taken from your friend's strange tunic.
22:52An intriguing gallim warframe.
22:56Including...
22:58this wand.
23:01Evidently a thing of awesome power.
23:06Tell me.
23:08Are you from beyond the stars?
23:10You're the one with the robot army.
23:12You tell me.
23:16I'm sorry.
23:17No.
23:18Beat your breast.
23:20Moan.
23:21Groan as though twenty devils possessed your guts.
23:23What for?
23:24So as to attract the attention of that gargoyle face guard.
23:27It's your plan.
23:29You moan.
23:30No.
23:31No.
23:32It won't work.
23:33Why?
23:34Oh, because you are clearly more advanced in years and you have a sickly aspect of your heart.
23:39Over what?
23:40You're as pale as milk.
23:42It's the way with Scots.
23:43They're strangers to vegetables.
23:44I'm not moaning.
23:45You moan.
23:47Fine.
23:47If you want something, do it.
23:52Can I rely on you to do the rest?
23:54Yes, yes, yes.
23:54I know the drill.
23:55What is this din?
23:57No business of yours, car.
23:59Speak up.
24:00I can't hear you.
24:01Who ails him?
24:02None of your business.
24:05I said, what ails him?
24:07Well, if you must know, he's having a nervous breakdown.
24:11Of what?
24:12He's like this whenever he's in any kind of danger.
24:15He just can't seem to cope.
24:17He gets so afraid.
24:18He goes into a kind of fit.
24:19I honestly believe that he may die of sheer fright like some tiny shivering little mouse.
24:27Oh, God, I think he's soiled himself.
24:29Let him die.
24:30It'll save us the trouble of executing him.
24:32And what will happen to the reward?
24:35Reward?
24:36Oh, God, I shouldn't have said that.
24:38Tell me.
24:40He carries a vital message.
24:43The prince has promised a bounty.
24:45A big one.
24:46An enormous one.
24:48What's that?
24:50Say it again.
24:52Come close.
24:53Come close.
24:54Oh, dear.
24:56Your breath stinks like a serpent.
24:58Has anyone ever told you that?
24:59No!
25:04Soils myself.
25:06Did you?
25:06That's getting into character.
25:08Okay, keys.
25:09I'll get them.
25:10No, no, I'll get them.
25:11I'll get them.
25:12I'll get them.
25:12I'll get them.
25:12I'll get them.
25:13That's fine.
25:13No, no, no, no, no.
25:13I'll get them.
25:14I'll get them.
25:15I'll get them.
25:20I'll get them.
25:22Well, there is a bright side.
25:25What, Jeff?
25:26Clara didn't see that.
25:30But enough
25:30Of... of tawdry matters.
25:36Let us talk of softer...
25:40sweeter things.
25:42Ah, good, yes. I was hoping we'd get round to that.
25:45You were?
25:46Hmm.
25:47For I have known I was destined to draw the eye of a great...
25:51and powerful man for a long time.
25:53Ever since I saw those mysterious lights in the sky.
25:57You saw them too.
25:58And those strange, mechanical men with their promises.
26:04I do have experienced this.
26:06Really?
26:07Well, I would never have guessed. Tell me your story.
26:09Tell me yours.
26:11Oh, no, no, no. But you have to go first.
26:13Why so?
26:16Because great men always proceed.
26:21You have a point.
26:23Your story, then?
26:25Once upon a time.
26:26That was brave.
26:29And clever.
26:31And handsome man.
26:33I can almost picture him.
26:36Don't even have to close my eyes.
26:38Unappreciated by his royal master.
26:41Prince John.
26:42The very same.
26:44Then came the lights in the sky, and everything changed.
26:49The skyship came to Earth in a fury of fire.
26:55I'd almost call it a crash. I remember it well.
26:58Craft from the heavenly spheres, benighted with twinkling lights, and miracles beyond imagining.
27:03The most beautiful thing the brave and handsome man had ever seen.
27:10And I suppose the mechanical men saw you as their natural leader.
27:15It was I, and I alone, to whom the mechanical men within imparted their secrets.
27:22Shortly, I shall be the most powerful man in the realm.
27:26King, and all but name, for Nottingham, is not enough.
27:31It isn't?
27:31After this, Derby.
27:35Right.
27:36Then, Lincoln.
27:39And after Lincoln.
27:41And after Lincoln.
27:41Works up.
27:42Yes.
27:43The world!
27:50And now what?
27:51First the blacksmith's forge.
27:53So as to remove our chains.
27:55No.
27:57So I can knock up an ornamental plant stand.
27:59Of course it's so we can get rid of our chains.
28:02I want to be manacled to you all night.
28:04Oh no, please, please don't do that.
28:07Ornamental plant stand.
28:08It's not even that funny.
28:09You're an amusing pharaoh, Doctor.
28:11Oh, don't.
28:11Can you just stop?
28:14You'll give yourself a hernia.
28:17So what are you hanging around here for, then, your majesty?
28:21Why your brother can squeeze pips out of peasants if you've got a skyship on standby?
28:24Enough questions.
28:27I'm impatient to hear your story.
28:30Oh.
28:32But I do not have one.
28:34I was lying.
28:36Lying?
28:36Yeah.
28:38People are so much better at showing information if they think the other person has already got it.
28:44That's very clever.
28:48You'll do very well.
28:51For what?
28:53Doesn't every king require a consort?
28:59Right.
29:00You do that again, and you'll regret that.
29:18At last, something real. No more fairy tales.
29:24What is this place?
29:25What is this place?
29:26More 29th century than 12th data banks.
29:28Data banks.
29:29Data banks.
29:30Data banks.
29:31Where was the ship headed?
29:37From a slant again.
29:40Like the half-faced man, but more sophisticated.
29:43Disguised itself as a 12th century castle.
29:47Merges into the culture.
29:50Tries to keep a low profile.
29:52So no one notices.
29:54That explains the robot knights.
29:56But the engines.
29:57The engines are damaged.
30:00They're leaking radiation into the local atmosphere.
30:03Creating a temporary climate of staggering benevolence.
30:06I beg pardon?
30:07Told you.
30:08It's too sunny.
30:10It's too green.
30:11And there is even an evil sheriff to oppress the locals.
30:16This explains everything.
30:18Even you.
30:18It does.
30:19Well, what does every oppressed peasant workforce need?
30:21The illusion of hope.
30:24Some silly story to get them through the day,
30:27lull them into docility, and keep them working.
30:30Ship's data banks.
30:32Full of every myth and legend you could hope for,
30:35including...
30:37Robin Hood.
30:43Isn't it time you came clean with me?
30:52You're not real and you know it.
30:54Look at you.
30:55Perfect eyes.
30:56Perfect teeth.
30:57Nobody has a jawline like that.
30:59You're as much a part of what is happening here as the sheriff and his metal knights.
31:03You're a robot.
31:06You dare to accuse me of collusion with that villain, the sheriff?
31:10I dare.
31:11You fool's tongue knife.
31:12I should have skewed you when I had the chance.
31:15I would like to see you try.
31:22Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:24Surrender, outlaw.
31:25Very good.
31:27Kill him.
31:27Kill Robin Hood.
31:28You can drop all that stuff now, sheriff.
31:30Doctor.
31:30He is not what you think he is.
31:31This is all slay acting.
31:33We can't just let them kill him.
31:35You're not fooling anyone, sheriff.
31:43What the hell are you doing?
31:45Surviving.
31:48You know, sorry about the girl.
31:59That's such a pretty thing.
32:01What a queen she would have mad.
32:17stop pretending you and your fancy robots i get it i understand oh so you do know my plans
32:26you and your robots plundering the surrounding countryside for all it's worth
32:34gold gold of course gold you are creating a matrix of gold to repair the engine circuit this is the
32:42scheme the mechanicals have devised soon this skyship will depart destination london there
32:48i will obliterate the king and take my rightful place as ruler of this sceptered isle it won't work
32:57there's not a chance i've seen the instruments there's been too much damage you are stoking up
33:01a gigantic bomb
33:07engine capacity at 48 percent
33:12engine capacity at 48 percent
33:16it's not enough it's not enough i'll never make orbit
33:23that's the entrance building on power stupid stupid shit
33:29my god give give you stupid face
33:34what are you looking at
33:47hi the time for games is over
33:52i think i understand you the sheriff's using the gold to replace something that's the principle
33:58but he's a moron if he tries to fly a ship he'll explode and wipe out half the country
34:05what we need is a little riot
34:09time to reflect on lasers and gold
34:12spread the what
34:15you will tell me everything this doctor knows about robin hood and his merry men
34:22what is this why are you interrogating me
34:24and then you will tell me exactly who this doctor is and what are his plans
34:34you are fit for labor stand aside while this peasant unit is freed
34:40i'm afraid you're a little late
34:41explain
34:42i'm already free
35:03mine
35:05mine
35:08engine capacity at 75 percent
35:17what
35:18who will rid me of this turbulent doctor
35:24god
35:26come
35:28come
35:39everyone
35:40the last one
35:55out
35:56out
35:56out
36:01you've saved us all clever
36:02among
36:02thank you
36:08engine capacity at 82 percent
36:11you are indeed
36:12an ingenious
36:14fellow doctor
36:15but do you really think your
36:18peasant's revolt can stalk
36:20i rather think you're the revolty one around here
36:22oh patrick oh patrick listen to me
36:25You don't have enough gold content to seal the engine to reach.
36:29If you try and take off, you will wipe out half of England.
36:31Liar!
36:33From my sky vessel, I shall rule omnipotent.
36:36You pudding-headed primitives, shut down the engines.
36:39What you're doing will alter the course of history.
36:42I sincerely hope so.
36:45I wouldn't be bothering.
36:49Listen to me. It doesn't have to end like this.
36:51Shut it all down. Return Clara to me and I'll do what I can.
36:54I don't have Clara.
36:55Robin's one of yours.
36:58What did you say?
36:59He's one of your tin-headed puppets just like these brutes here.
37:02Robin Hood is not one of mine.
37:05Of course he is. He's a robot created by your mechanical mates.
37:09Why would they do that?
37:10To pacify the locals.
37:11Give them false hope. He's the opiate of the masses.
37:14Why would we create an enemy to fight us?
37:17What sense would that be?
37:18That would be a terrible idea.
37:21Yes. Yes, it would.
37:22That would be a rubbish idea.
37:26Why would you do that?
37:28But he can't be.
37:29He's not real.
37:31He's a legend.
37:33Too kind.
37:34And this legend does not come alone.
37:39Hiya.
37:50You all right?
37:50Hiya.
37:51Good.
37:53My men have taken the castle.
37:55No.
37:55Now I am going to take you.
37:56This one's all mine.
38:00What do you say, outlaw?
38:02A final reckoning?
38:03Oh, yes.
38:07Are you okay?
38:08Fine, yeah.
38:09Good.
38:10We don't have long.
38:15I should have begged every slight, outlaw.
38:17So, sir.
38:18I know the whole castle's about to blow.
38:20You have long been afforded every side.
38:26Oh, well, everyone should have a hobby.
38:28Halloween's annoying you.
38:29I'll have you boiled in oil at the castle by sunset.
38:32Can we make it a little earlier?
38:33Because that's a little past my bedtime.
38:41Oh, I'm too much for you, outlaw.
38:43First of a new breed.
38:45Half man, half engine.
38:51Never age.
38:54Never tire.
39:00Are you still talking?
39:18Bow down before your new king, you prince of knaves.
39:42Sorry, was that, was that showing off?
39:44That was amazing.
39:48Come on, come on, come on!
40:06It's never going to make it.
40:07Not enough gold will never make it into orbit.
40:09Where is it?
40:10Where did it go?
40:11Where did what go?
40:11The golden arrow.
40:12Tuck!
40:14You took it?
40:15Of course we did.
40:16We're robbers.
40:17I love you boys.
40:18Doctor, what are you suggesting?
40:19Golden arrow.
40:21Might just be enough gold content to get the ship into orbit and out of harm's way.
40:27Well, it has to be you.
40:28My home is injured.
40:35You're good at this.
40:35I saw you.
40:36You won the tournament.
40:37I cheated.
40:38I made a special arrow with a homing device.
40:40Oh, brilliant.
40:41Right, let me have a go.
40:42You, if you do taekwondo, that's not the same thing as this.
40:44My friends.
40:46Surely we can manage it together.
40:50Engine capacity at 83%.
40:53Insufficient power to achieve escape velocity.
41:06Maximum power surge.
41:16Engines critical.
41:18Engines critical.
41:20Engines critical.
41:23Yeah!
41:25One more campaign.
41:27Robbie Hal.
41:28Brave Robin Hood was in a jam.
41:31Hey!
41:33Give it a rest, Alan.
41:39You're not keen on the laughing thing.
41:54I am going to miss you.
42:02Whoever he is,
42:06he is a very lucky man.
42:09Marion is very lucky too.
42:13I fear not.
42:14Don't give up.
42:17Not ever.
42:18Not for one single day.
42:21Be safe, if you can be.
42:25But always be amazing.
42:28Mm.
42:32Goodbye.
42:34Robin Hood.
42:35Goodbye.
42:37Clara Oswald.
42:41Mm.
42:52So, is it true, Doctor?
42:55Is what true?
42:56That in the future I am forgotten as a real man.
42:59I am.
43:00But a legend.
43:02I'm afraid it is.
43:04Hmm.
43:07Good.
43:08History is a burden.
43:10The stories can make us fly.
43:13I'm still having a little trouble believing yours, I'm afraid.
43:16Is it so hard to credit?
43:18That a man born into wealth and privilege
43:20should find the plight of the oppressed
43:21and weep too much to bear?
43:22Enough.
43:23Until one night he is moved to steal a TARDIS.
43:28Fly among the stars, fighting the good fight.
43:31Clara told me your stories.
43:33She should not have told you any of that.
43:36Well, well, once the story started,
43:39she could hardly stop herself.
43:42You are her hero, I think.
43:44I'm not a hero.
43:46Well, neither am I.
43:49But if we both keep pretending to be,
43:55perhaps others will be heroes in our name.
43:58Perhaps we will both be stories.
44:01And may those stories never end.
44:09Goodbye, Doctor.
44:12Time Lord of Gallifrey.
44:13Goodbye, Robin Hood.
44:16Earl of Locksley.
44:18And remember, Doctor,
44:22I'm just as real as you are.
44:35Admit it.
44:36You like him.
44:40Well, I'm leaving him a present, aren't I?
44:58Robin, I found you at last.
45:01Maria.
45:02Maria.
45:05Maria.
45:06I'm doing it.
45:10Thank you! Thank you, Doctor!
45:20What's that in the mirror or the corner of your eye?
45:27What's that footstep following but never passing by?
45:33Perhaps they're all just waiting.
45:35Perhaps when we're all dead, out they'll come a slithering from underneath the bed.
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