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Doctor Who (2005) S08E06
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00:09There's no way out of this.
00:11We're gonna die here.
00:13Pass me the vibrocutters.
00:15They're in my pocket.
00:16Come on then, pass them to me.
00:18In my other jacket.
00:19At home.
00:20Why have you got two jackets?
00:22There's one of them faulty.
00:23Look, I don't have the vibrocutters.
00:25If I had the vibrocutters,
00:26I wouldn't be able to pass you the vibrocutters.
00:28I gotta start to death out here.
00:30Of course we won't starve.
00:32The sand piranhas will get us long before that.
00:37Hiya.
00:38Sorry I'm late.
00:40You're not.
00:40You're brown.
00:41You're very brown.
00:42You weren't that brown this morning.
00:43Some bad.
00:44I'll get them in usual.
00:46Fish people.
00:48What do they like?
00:49Fish and people.
00:51Have a tea.
00:54How's you?
00:55Ben.
00:56Nice frock.
00:57A bit wet.
00:58Freak showers.
01:01Was that seaweed?
01:03I said freak.
01:08Thomas, Trevor!
01:09Trevor's got to be right up this corner.
01:12I hate children.
01:14Don't you hate soldiers?
01:15Yeah.
01:15Just keep driving.
01:19Oh, yeah.
01:20Danny, hiya.
01:21Morning.
01:22Ready to run?
01:28I can't keep doing this.
01:30I can't do it.
01:33Yes, I can.
01:34I can do it.
01:35Of course I can do it.
01:38I've got it all under control.
01:41So, where are we off to?
01:44Yoga, you look lovely today.
01:46Have you had a wash?
01:49Why are you being nice?
01:50Because it works, Sonia.
01:52Listen, I'm sorry, but there's going to be no trip today.
01:56I'm sorry.
01:57I've got to do a thing.
01:58It might take a while.
01:59What thing?
02:00Just a thing.
02:01You're being mysterious.
02:03And do you know what that means?
02:04I'm a man of mystery.
02:06Hmm.
02:06It means that you are a very clever man, making the mistake common to very clever people of
02:11assuming that everybody else is stupid.
02:14Where are you going?
02:15Undercover.
02:16Deep cover.
02:17Can you do deep cover?
02:18What do you mean?
02:18Have you seen you?
02:19Of course I can do deep cover.
02:21Wear the magic circle.
02:24I'll see you when I see you.
02:26When's that?
02:28When I see you.
02:32Hmm.
02:36Hmm.
02:39I'll be sure to have a wash.
02:41Excellent.
02:41I was meaning to bring it up.
03:05Good morning, Mr. Pink.
03:07Good morning, Courtney.
03:08And good morning, Miss Oswald.
03:10Morning, Mr. Pink.
03:16Do they know?
03:17Possibly.
03:18They're children.
03:19Like they've got minds of their own.
03:21Are you okay?
03:22Yeah, of course I'm okay.
03:23Why wouldn't I be okay?
03:24I don't know.
03:25Every time I see you, it's like you're...
03:27What?
03:27In a rush.
03:28In a state.
03:29In a space helmet one time.
03:31Sorry.
03:32Uh, I've had a thing.
03:34And, uh, the thing's gone.
03:36So, I'm all yours.
03:37What thing?
03:38What's gone?
03:38Nothing.
03:39It's like trying to be mysterious.
03:41I'm not stupid, you know.
03:44The next few days are all about you.
03:47I promise.
03:48I promise.
03:52Which means, Joe, you have to cover for 84M in L3.
03:56Hold on.
03:57There is just one more thing.
03:59Atif's off sick.
04:00So, we've got a newbie.
04:01I did ask him to come along.
04:03Oh, here he is.
04:09I'm the new caretaker.
04:11John Smith.
04:12Welcome to Coval, Mr. Smith.
04:14Thanks.
04:15Yes, John Smith's the name.
04:17But, you know, here's the thing.
04:18Most people just call me...
04:20The Doctor.
04:21Yeah.
04:28So, yeah.
05:01So, if anybody needs me, just, you know, give me a shout.
05:04I'll be in the storeroom just getting the lie of the land.
05:07Yes, nobody's taking any notice at all.
05:10Absolutely good news because it means that I must be coming across
05:14just as an absolutely boring human being like you.
05:18Deep cover, deep cover.
05:23You know him?
05:24Know who?
05:25The caretaker, Smith, the doctor.
05:27Never seen him before in my life.
05:28It's a bit intense looking.
05:29Did you see those eyebrows?
05:31Did he wink at you?
05:32No, I think that was just sort of like a general wink, you know.
05:34If he winked at everybody, it was like a general welcoming wink.
05:37Ah, I have, um, left some marking.
05:39Assembly, chop, chop, off your pot.
05:41Catch her in a bit.
05:41Excuse me.
05:48So, you recognise me then?
05:49You're wearing a different coat.
05:50You saw straight through that.
05:52Deep cover.
05:52In my school.
05:53Why?
05:54Where's the teeth?
05:55What have you done with him?
05:56He's fine.
05:57Hypnotised.
05:57He thinks he's got the flu.
05:59Also, a flying car and three wives.
06:00It's going to be a rude awakening.
06:02There's aliens.
06:03Oh, my God.
06:04Is that why you're here?
06:05Are there aliens?
06:06It's assembly.
06:07You better get going.
06:07Go and worship something.
06:08Are there aliens in this school?
06:10Listen, it's lovely talking to you, but I've really got to get on.
06:13I'm a caretaker now.
06:14Look, I've got a brush.
06:15Doctor, is there an alien in this school?
06:17Yes, me.
06:18Now, go.
06:19Oh, the walls need sponging and there's a sinister bottle.
06:22You can't do this.
06:23You cannot pass yourself off as a real person among actual people.
06:27I lived among otters once for a month.
06:29Well, I sucked.
06:30River and I, we had this big fight.
06:32Human beings are not otters.
06:34Exactly.
06:35It'll be even easier.
06:37Okay, you have one question.
06:40And you will answer this question.
06:43Are the kids safe?
06:45No.
06:46Nobody is safe.
06:48But soon the answer will be, yes, everybody is safe if you let me get on.
06:53Now, pretend you don't know me.
06:56Stay out of my way.
06:58The less you know, the better.
07:00I'll explain it all later.
07:01Go and sing with the otters.
07:02I hate you.
07:03That's fine.
07:04That's a perfectly normal reaction.
07:08I don't know.
07:11Basically, you've got to get that guy on the block and stop the other one shooting him so sick.
07:16I got that guy.
07:16That was like six months ago.
07:18You actually have to be flick it that way.
07:20No, but I'm saying you've got to...
07:21You come in, kids.
07:23Yeah, so what if we are?
07:25Then get to Coal Hill.
07:27We've got a free period, mate.
07:29You'll read us out your names.
07:32Come on.
07:35This is unfair, mate.
07:40Always coming free.
07:43Hey, I know you're in there.
07:57Hello?
07:58I'm a police officer.
08:06There's no point hiding.
08:10Do you hear me?
08:13Come on, kiddo.
08:15Five-stop intruder.
08:17Five-stop intruder.
08:20Turn your game off.
08:21It's time for school.
08:23Come on.
08:24Stop messing about.
08:27Problem.
08:28Solution.
08:29Destroy.
08:31Destroy.
08:40No one heard why Lydia was coached by Elizabeth.
08:45And as it assured her that Darcy was not less...
08:51All right, Miss Oswald.
08:52Yes, Kelvin.
08:53I'm fine.
08:53You carry on.
08:55Um, every feeling of displeasure gets in a form of what was so sharp.
09:00Can I help you, Mr. Smith?
09:03Wrong.
09:04I'm sorry?
09:05On the board.
09:07Wrong.
09:08Wrong.
09:09Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
09:11You don't do this.
09:12You are the caretaker.
09:14This is not what you do.
09:15Just taking care.
09:16Not your area.
09:17Jen Austin wrote Pride and Prejudice in 1796.
09:20Uh, uh, this is Mr. Smith, the temporary caretaker.
09:24And he's a bit confused.
09:25Not in 1797.
09:27Because she didn't have the time.
09:28She was so busy.
09:29And I suppose, what, she was your busy mate, was she?
09:32And you went on holidays together.
09:33And then you got kidnapped by Boggans from space.
09:35And then you all formed a band and met Buddy Holly.
09:39No, I read the book.
09:40There's a bio at the back.
09:42Get down.
09:45Boggans.
09:46Go.
09:51Right, that's it.
09:53Uh, well done, Kelvin.
09:54Get going.
09:54See you all in a couple of days.
09:55Thank you very much.
09:56We'll sort of put our homework.
09:59You ask for homework.
10:00Amateur.
10:09It's over.
10:09Oh, hello, Tobias.
10:10Can't really stop.
10:11I'm on the school football team against the Rants on Thursday.
10:14Sorry, but can I go early from English Thursday afternoon?
10:17Tobias, you can do whatever you want.
10:19Oh, Clara.
10:20I'm a good one.
10:21Actually, I am...
10:22Two weeks Saturday, the fates.
10:24Can I put you down for the tombola and the raffle?
10:26James H. can't cover it now.
10:27Well, I've just come to the hospital.
10:29Hip replacements.
10:29Constant agony.
10:30Great.
10:32No, awful.
10:33It's terrible.
10:33Awful.
10:34I hope she'll be okay.
10:35I'll do anything.
10:36Anything.
10:36Okay, bye.
10:41Miss Oswald?
10:42Katie Sharps says I pulled her hair in biology.
10:44Courtney, you are big enough to look after yourself.
10:46Next class, jog on.
10:47I need to talk to Mr. Pink.
10:48What has he lost with the squaddy?
10:50What was that?
10:51Nothing.
10:51Of course, with Anthony Pink, here's your man, Mr. Smith.
10:53Five years' military experience.
10:55Sergeant, here and Afghan, so electrics, boilers.
10:58If you need a hand, give him a shout.
11:00I've published it with a couple of things.
11:02I'm sure I won't be needing you, Sergeant.
11:03Fully qualified.
11:07You best get back to your P.E. class.
11:09I teach maths.
11:11Do you?
11:11What, in emergencies?
11:12No, I'm a maths teacher.
11:13Yeah.
11:14He's a maths teacher.
11:15Muhammad, put that down.
11:16How does that work?
11:17What if the kids have questions?
11:19About what?
11:19Maths.
11:20I answer them.
11:21I'm a maths teacher.
11:22But he said you were a soldier.
11:24Yeah, I was a soldier.
11:25Now I'm a maths teacher.
11:26What about all the P.E.?
11:28I don't teach P.E.
11:29I'm not a P.E. teacher.
11:31Sorry, that seems very unlikely.
11:32Uh, excuse me, Mr. Pink.
11:36I think past nine M4 are waiting.
11:37Yes, you better run along, Sergeant.
11:39That ball isn't going to kick itself, is it?
11:41I'm not a P.E. teacher.
11:42I'm a maths teacher.
11:45No.
11:46Sorry.
11:46No, I can't retain that.
11:48I've tried.
11:48It's just not going in.
11:58So, Pink, the name, remind you of anything?
12:00Yeah.
12:01The colour.
12:03Colonel Orson Pink, the guy we met at the end of the universe.
12:07Oh, yeah.
12:08Okay, yeah.
12:08Same name.
12:09Doesn't look anything like him.
12:10Looks very like him.
12:12Is he?
12:12I don't know.
12:13Who remembers a P.E. teacher?
12:15Oh, never mind.
12:17What are you doing?
12:18What's in there?
12:21So, is he here then?
12:22Is who here?
12:23The one that you keep going on serious dates with?
12:26If he is, are you going to start talking like a normal human being?
12:29I promise I won't.
12:30I'm being nice.
12:31Doctor.
12:31Clara, got this period free?
12:33No.
12:33Yes.
12:34Great.
12:35Shakespeare.
12:35Sorry.
12:36What, Adrian?
12:39Oh, I see.
12:42Is he what?
12:44Nothing.
12:44Nothing at all.
12:46Excuse me.
12:47We have to talk about The Tempest in light of the changes to the sixth form Shakespeare module,
12:51blah-de-blah.
12:51Yes, sorry, of course.
12:55Yes, yes, no, of course, of course, yes.
12:58Don't mind this, old man.
12:59You two kids just pop off together.
13:02Why are you talking like an idiot?
13:04I'm a caretaker.
13:06Don't mind me.
13:08What we have to get across, I feel, is that fascinating enigma of its not-finishedness.
13:15Yes, good point, H.
13:34What is happening?
13:37Kids.
13:38It's the matter for kids today.
13:49Hey, I said you could play chess.
13:52I did not say you could play football on the chessboard.
13:54Jack, Morgan, come on.
13:56Help me out.
13:56Clear it up.
14:08One.
14:09For luck.
14:13Okay.
14:14Now we're in business.
14:16Let's see the lie of the land.
14:17Time to see what's going on.
14:24Hello?
14:26Oi.
14:28What are you doing?
14:30Are you in there?
14:31Mirror on the wall.
14:33Who's the most dangerous on the wall?
14:36There's been a spillage in geography.
14:38I need some paper towels.
14:41Can't you read?
14:42Of course I can read.
14:43Read what?
14:43The door.
14:44It says, keep out.
14:46No, it says, go away, humans.
14:49Oh, so it does.
14:50Never lose your temper in the middle of a door sign.
14:52What was you doing in there?
14:54What's that box?
14:55The caretaker's box.
14:56Every caretaker has their own box.
14:58Yes.
14:59It says police.
15:00Exactly.
15:01There's a policeman in there.
15:01In case of emergencies.
15:03And children.
15:04Towels.
15:04There.
15:05What was that green glow?
15:07There was a green glow coming from in there.
15:09What was it?
15:10Of course there was.
15:11What's a policeman without a death ray?
15:13Oh, listen.
15:14There's the bell.
15:15Off you go.
15:15Haven't you got shoplifting to go to?
15:17I'm going to tell the headmaster.
15:18Oh, yes.
15:19Find more colour along.
15:19You're running out of time.
15:21For what?
15:21Everything.
15:22Human beings have incredibly short lifespans.
15:25Frankly, we should all be in a permanent state of panic.
15:28Tick tock.
15:29Tick tock.
15:29You're weird.
15:31Yes, I am.
15:32What about you?
15:32I'm a disruptive influence.
15:35Good to meet you.
15:37And you.
15:38Now, get nasty.
15:39Okay.
15:42Hello, miss.
15:43Love to the squaddy.
15:45Chloe, what did you say?
15:48What's she doing here?
15:50Paper towels.
15:51Now, I imagine you have many questions.
15:53By the way, I won't answer any of them.
15:55What were they like?
15:57What were who like?
15:57The others before me.
15:58Did they let you get away with this kind of thing?
16:01This school is in danger.
16:03Well, it's lucky I'm here, then.
16:04From you.
16:05Me?
16:06You wouldn't be here if there wasn't an alien threat nearby.
16:08Your strategy for dealing with it involves endangering this school.
16:10You don't know that.
16:11I don't know anything.
16:12Because you haven't told me anything, which means I wouldn't approve.
16:14Which means you are endangering the school.
16:21What's that?
16:23It's a scanner.
16:24I'm scanning.
16:24Why do I keep you around?
16:26Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
16:28Scanning for what?
16:29Any alien technology in this vicinity should show up.
16:32I used to have a teacher exactly like you.
16:35You still do.
16:35Pay attention.
16:38What the hell is it?
16:41Scovok's blitzer.
16:43One of the deadliest killing machines ever created.
16:46Probably homed in here because of our Tron emissions.
16:48You've had enough of them in this area over the years.
16:51There's enough explosive in its armory to take out the whole planet.
16:55Then leave it alone.
16:58Sooner or later it will creep from its hidey hole and some military idiot will try to attack it.
17:05The world is full of PE teachers.
17:10So, your insanely dangerous plan is a new watch.
17:17Tiny bit disappointed.
17:18This is a very special watch.
17:27Doctor?
17:29Oi!
17:30Ow!
17:31Did you just flick my nose?
17:36You're invisible.
17:37Oh my god, that's incredible.
17:39Correct.
17:39I am invisible and I'm incredible.
17:42It's simply a matter of professing light waves.
17:44Hang on, I'll come back.
17:44Alright, where are you?
17:47So, I give the blitzer a tiny whiff of non-threatening alien tech.
17:50I lead it back here, but I don't want it to scan me, hence invisible.
17:53So, you're leading the thing here to a school, my school.
17:57My school?
17:58Oh, that is telling.
17:59This is the only suitably empty place in the area.
18:01I've set up a circle of time mines around the school.
18:05Chronodine generators.
18:06Bit unstable.
18:08I switch them on, the blitzer gets sucked into a big old time vortex.
18:12Billions of years into the future.
18:13It's dead easy.
18:14Tiny bit boring.
18:14I'll need a book and a sandwich.
18:15And me?
18:16You're not doing this alone.
18:17I don't need you this time.
18:19I'll see you tomorrow.
18:20We'll go somewhere nice.
18:22Ancient Egypt.
18:24Crocodilopolis.
18:25They worship a big crocodile there, so the name is a useful coincidence.
18:28Go and cuddle with your boyfriend.
18:35Come on.
18:36I wasn't born yesterday.
18:38Far from it.
18:39You did recognize him?
18:40Possibly reminded me of a certain.
18:43Dashing young time traveler.
18:44Oh, of course you recognized him.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:48Stupid.
18:49I underestimated you.
18:51This easily done is a lot to estimate.
18:53And you like him.
18:55Yes, I like him.
18:57Very, very much.
18:59Go home and cuddle.
19:01Doctor's orders.
19:01Come on.
19:03Just this once.
19:05You're doing what I'm told.
19:06Oh, sing Hosanna.
19:07Oh, so easy.
19:20Miss Oswald.
19:22Ah, Mr. Pink.
19:24He's still on for tonight.
19:25Because you had your I'm about to cancel frown on.
19:28There's a specific round.
19:30I was going to say, it's okay.
19:31I might have a thing, so...
19:33A thing?
19:36Uh, tomorrow instead?
19:38Uh, tomorrow's parents' evening.
19:41Not all evening.
19:43No, not all evening.
19:47What do you think of him?
19:48Uh, who the caretaker?
19:51Where did he come from?
19:52What was he before?
19:54He doesn't seem like a caretaker.
19:56Well, he speaks very highly of you.
20:04Anyway, um...
20:05Good night, Miss Oswald.
20:08Good night, Mr. Pink.
20:19And we're off.
20:49Oh, sweetheart.
20:55Canoodling cancelled if you need a hand.
21:00Doctor?
21:02You invisible?
21:05I am so gonna confiscate that watch.
21:09Where are you, my sleeping beauty?
21:20Gotcha!
21:21Let's dance!
21:22Let's dance!
21:22Let's dance!
21:24Doctor?
21:25Doctor?
21:26Where are you?
21:31Hello?
21:39Nine-stop query re-scan.
21:41Target re-acquired.
21:43Success.
21:44Success.
21:45Come on, come on, come on!
21:47Gangway!
21:52Not far now, come on!
21:55Nine-stop passing data pursued.
21:58Bingo!
22:02Target re-acquired.
22:05Hello?
22:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
22:18Range 1.4 and 9 scan complete.
22:21Problem, problem.
22:22Listen.
22:23I'm on arm.
22:25I'm peaceful.
22:26I'm on arm.
22:26Do you understand?
22:28I know that you shouldn't be on this planet, but I can help you with that.
22:31Problem, solution, destroyed.
22:34I want to work with you.
22:34Problem, solution, destroyed.
22:40Go!
22:41Get away from me!
22:43No!
22:44Get away from me!
22:44No!
22:47No!
22:47No!
22:47Temporal disrupt.
22:51No!
22:51No!
22:53No!
22:57No!
22:58No!
23:00No!
23:01No!
23:15Well done, P.E.
23:16Brilliant work!
23:19What's this?
23:20A chronodyne generator.
23:22I'll just deactivate that, shall I?
23:24I've got a swimming certificate, so that qualifies me to meddle with higher technology.
23:28Never mind that some people are actually trying to save the planet.
23:31Oh, no!
23:32There's only room in my head for cross-country and the offside rule.
23:36Danny, what are you doing here?
23:38I was checking up on him.
23:39He's been up to something fiddling with the electric, but what the...
23:44No.
23:45What?
23:47Did you see that thing?
23:49Tell me you saw that thing.
23:50I saw the thing, yeah.
23:51Doctor, are we safe?
23:52Is the planet safe?
23:53It's gone.
23:53Yes, yes, yes, yes.
23:55It's for the moment.
23:56But the thing is, you see, the chronodyne generators have to be precisely aligned to generate
24:00the vortex.
24:00But the sergeant here, he went and moved one.
24:02Okay, but the chronodyne worked.
24:03It's gone.
24:07Well, not far enough.
24:08The vortex will open here again.
24:11But not in a billion years.
24:13Then when?
24:14Uh, 74 hours.
24:16Three days?
24:16Three days to think of something new.
24:18Because now it knows what to expect.
24:21Now it has scanned me and it will kill me on sight.
24:26Thanks to be here.
24:29Clara, why are you talking to him like that?
24:34Well, why are you using words like chronodyne?
24:38Was that thing a space thing?
24:44Oh, my God, you're from space.
24:50You're a space woman.
24:52You said you were from Blackpool.
24:56It's a play.
24:58For the Summer Fate.
24:59It's a what?
25:00Yes, it's a play.
25:01Shut up.
25:01It is a play.
25:03We are rehearsing a play.
25:04Shh, shh, shh, shh.
25:05It's a riot's play.
25:06And, um, you see the vortex thing is a lighting effect.
25:10Very clever.
25:11And that thing is one of the kids.
25:14In fancy dress.
25:18Really.
25:19A really good fancy dress.
25:21How stupid do you think I am?
25:22I'm willing to put a number on it.
25:24I'm not a moron, Clara.
25:26And he's not the caretaker.
25:31He's...
25:32Your dad.
25:34Your space dad.
25:36Oh.
25:39Genius.
25:40That is...
25:40That is really, really brilliant reasoning.
25:43How can you think that I'm her dad when we both look exactly the same age?
25:47We do not look the same age.
25:48I was being kind.
25:49Right, I'm going to hypnotize him.
25:50I'm going to erase his memory.
25:51Tiny little brain.
25:52Why don't we take a moment?
25:53He's my boyfriend.
25:54Well, I'll try not to erase the whole thing.
25:56I'll leave the...
25:56He's my boyfriend.
25:57I thought you'd figured this out.
26:00Him?
26:01Yes, him.
26:02No, he's not.
26:02Yes, he is.
26:04Yes, I am.
26:05But he's a PE teacher.
26:06You wouldn't go out with a PE teacher.
26:08It's a mistake.
26:09You've made a boyfriend error.
26:10I am not a PE teacher.
26:12I'm a math teacher.
26:13You're a soldier.
26:14Why would you go out with a soldier?
26:15Why not get a dog or a big plant?
26:16Because I love him!
26:26Why would you say that?
26:28Is this part of the surprise play?
26:30There is no surprise play.
26:32Oh, it's a roller coaster with you tonight, isn't it?
26:35What about the handsome one?
26:36The one with the bow tie?
26:37Who?
26:37Adrian?
26:38No, no, no.
26:38He's just a friend and not my tie.
26:39Clara, are you going to explain any of this?
26:42Who is this guy?
26:46The Doctor is...
26:51Go on.
26:52Yes, explain.
26:54Who is he?
26:55Why have you never mentioned him?
26:56Because...
26:58He's an alien.
27:02Are you an alien?
27:04No, no, no.
27:04I'm still from Blackpool.
27:07Me and the Doctor,
27:08we travel through time and space.
27:10Exhibit A.
27:13It's called a TARDIS,
27:15but it's disguised as an old police phone box.
27:19It's bigger on the inside.
27:20And it's bigger on the inside than the outside.
27:25Voila!
27:28And we travel the universe in it.
27:46And what about that thing?
27:47Did you bring it here?
27:48No.
27:49I'm going to protect you from that thing.
27:52You said it was coming back.
27:53Yes, it is coming back next to you.
27:56But this is a school.
27:58You have to evacuate.
27:59Call the army.
27:59And that is the most dangerous thing right there.
28:03Are you sure hypnotizing is not on the menu?
28:05Yes.
28:06Look, we need to get help.
28:07This is an emergency.
28:09Look, take him away.
28:10Shut him up.
28:10Shut him down.
28:11Up or down.
28:12Doesn't matter to me.
28:13I've got a lot of work to do.
28:14Again.
28:15Will you be okay?
28:16Why wouldn't it be okay?
28:17I was fine.
28:19Until you two blundered in.
28:20Am I just being ignored?
28:22Oh, come on, Danny.
28:23It's all right.
28:23It's...
28:24Come on.
28:25It's all fine.
28:25You'll be okay.
28:27Let's get those legs moving.
28:29That's it.
28:29Down the stairs.
28:31Yep, that's it.
28:31This can all be explained.
28:33And everything will be fine.
28:35And when this is all over,
28:37you can finish the job.
28:39How do you mean?
28:40Well, you've explained me to him.
28:42You haven't explained him to me.
28:57What do you think?
28:58Look.
29:04Say something.
29:09So...
29:12There's an alien.
29:13That used to look like Adrian.
29:18Then he turned into a Scottish caretaker
29:20and every now and then when I'm not looking,
29:23you elope with him.
29:23I don't elope.
29:25Do you love him?
29:26No.
29:28Really had enough of the lies?
29:31Not in that way.
29:33What other way is there?
29:34You know what I mean?
29:35I don't know what you mean.
29:36I know what you tell me,
29:37which isn't always the truth.
29:42Danny...
29:43Why'd you do it?
29:46Why'd you fly off in the box with him?
29:49The truth.
29:51Please, just this once.
29:58Because...
30:00It's amazing.
30:04Because...
30:05I see wonders.
30:09Okay.
30:18What are you thinking?
30:21That's a good question.
30:27It's funny.
30:28You only really know what someone thinks of you
30:29when you know what lies have told you.
30:32When you say you've seen wonders,
30:34you've seen...
30:36amazing things and...
30:39you kept them secret.
30:41From me.
30:46So what do you think of me, Clara?
30:50Please, tell me how I fix this.
30:52I just wanna know who you are.
30:53You know who I am.
30:56When you're with him.
30:59When you're with the doctor.
31:12Okay.
31:12I think we've just about got enough time
31:13before parents' evening.
31:15An invisibility watch.
31:17Not even a ring.
31:18Press the button on the side.
31:19You're invisible.
31:20You'll see me with the doctor.
31:21The other me.
31:22Exactly the same.
31:23Other me.
31:24Okay.
31:33Afternoon.
31:34Thanks for keeping out of my way.
31:36You haven't brought Dave with you, I hope.
31:39His name's Danny.
31:41No, I haven't.
31:44I've explained it all to him.
31:45He gets it.
31:46He took it really well.
31:47Pass me that sonastic.
31:53So when the blitzer comes back,
31:55are you gonna catch him with that?
31:57They're a long and fiddly job.
31:59It's gonna take me at least 24 hours even longer
32:01if people keep talking to me.
32:02So do keep going.
32:03So if he comes back Thursday night,
32:04you sure about that?
32:05Because you said the quantum time was unstable.
32:06If you wanna bother someone, go and bother P.
32:11He's a maths teacher.
32:13It's a shame.
32:13I like maths.
32:14Not a soldier.
32:21Interesting.
32:24What is it?
32:26I'm bored.
32:28Let's go somewhere fun.
32:29What do you say?
32:30Do you wanna see the Thames frozen over?
32:32Oh, those frost bears.
32:34You can't.
32:34The school box thing.
32:35It's a time machine.
32:36We can get back straight away like we always do on your days.
32:38Just make sure you don't get yourself a tan or anything,
32:41or lose a limb.
32:41I don't think we should.
32:42Not this time.
32:43You've never said no before.
32:44Not even in the middle of dinner.
32:46Remember when you had to eat two meals in a row?
32:48I just think, put the school in danger.
32:52Danny, why are you?
32:53He already knows I'm here.
32:54That's why he's talking like that.
32:55He's being clever.
32:57Now you mention that being a Time Lord,
32:59I can feel a light shield aura when it's right next to me.
33:02Time Lord!
33:04Might have known.
33:05Might have known.
33:07What?
33:07Well, the accent's good, but you can always spot the aristocracy.
33:10It's in the...
33:11the attitude.
33:13Danny.
33:13Now, Time Lords, do you salute those?
33:15Definitely not.
33:16Sir!
33:18And you do not call me, sir?
33:20As you wish, sir!
33:21Absolutely, sir!
33:22And you can get out of my...
33:24TARDIS!
33:25Immediately, sir!
33:26Doctor, this is stupid!
33:27This is unfair!
33:28One thing, Clara.
33:29I'm a soldier guilty as charged.
33:31You see him.
33:32He's an officer.
33:33I am not an officer.
33:34I'm the one who carries you out of the fire.
33:36He's the one who lights it.
33:37Out.
33:37No.
33:38Right away, sir. Straight now.
33:39Yes.
33:39Am I dismissed?
33:40Yes, you are!
33:44That's him.
33:45Look at him right now.
33:47That's who he is.
33:54On balance, I think that went quite well.
34:06Danny!
34:07It's not time to go home yet.
34:08It's parents' evening.
34:14Humans.
34:15I never learn.
34:18What's in the box?
34:21It's not really a policeman, is it?
34:27You want to know what's in that box?
34:28I'll tell you what's in that box.
34:32It's a time machine.
34:34It also travels in space.
34:36And it usually contains a man who just wants to get on with his work of preventing the end of
34:42the world, but keeps being interrupted by boring little humans.
34:46Cool.
34:47So that's really a spaceship?
34:50I'm serious.
34:51I'm trying to save this planet.
34:53End of the world for me tonight.
34:54Whatever you do.
34:55Parents' evening.
34:57Is your name really disruptive influence?
34:59Courtney Woods.
35:01Can I go in space?
35:03I'll let you know.
35:04I may have a vacancy, but not right now.
35:10Two days.
35:12I can do it.
35:19Right.
35:20Are we caught?
35:22Time to admit the holds.
35:24And look who's at the front of the queue.
35:26Who are they?
35:27Courtney Woods, Mum and Dad.
35:28Could someone else do them first?
35:30Not a problem made.
35:30I can cope with anything tonight.
35:31Oh, happy days.
35:51This place is because I always want you park on my right pitchbox.
35:52No problem!
35:52No problem.
35:52What if you have in your probably set your homeisations or acla zieASCist request,
35:52Nice you, man!
35:53You cannot, you cannot campus your home.
35:53You're a Potato.
35:57Elizabeth, no...
35:58You're a romano.
36:00Yeah?
36:05You have a мог game to eat,
36:08No, no, no!
36:09No, no, no, no, no!
36:12I would say, yes, I'm afraid Corny is a disruptive influence.
36:16Yeah, but last year you said she was a very disruptive influence.
36:19So I suppose that counts as an improvement.
36:30Excuse me, I think the caretaker wants me.
36:33I think the caretaker wants me to...
36:36Well, what about my Angelina?
36:38Yeah, she's great.
36:39Really great girl.
36:40A plus, ten out of ten.
36:41Top of the class, sorry.
36:43Although, actually, handwriting could be better.
36:51I'm sure they'll be back in the moment.
36:52Looks like our Corny was right about those two.
36:56What's happening?
36:57Clara, the vortex is opening.
36:58He says it's Thursday night, quite all quick.
37:01Shut up!
37:01Clara, it'll scan the area.
37:04If it gets to parents leaving, it'll kill them all.
37:06We've got to evacuate!
37:07Shut up!
37:08Quickly, what do I do?
37:12He'll be here any second.
37:13Get to the hall.
37:14Give us some squirts of helicon energy.
37:15Setting number 41.
37:17No more than three seconds each.
37:18Random pulses.
37:19Distract it.
37:20Then you lead it away from the hall.
37:21Give me two minutes.
37:22Then what?
37:23Just run straight to the targets.
37:24Your gadget isn't ready yet.
37:2524 hours, you said.
37:27Yes, we'll have revised that down to two minutes.
37:29Probably, Clara, go.
37:30On my way?
37:31Are you using her like a decoy?
37:32No, not like a decoy.
37:33As a decoy.
37:34Don't they teach you anything at stupid school?
37:37Well, is there anything I can do?
37:38Yes.
37:39Yes, and this is very, very important.
37:41Leave us alone!
37:48Disrupt temporal lock.
37:50Disengage scan.
37:55Incoming stop identified.
37:58Pelicon, Pelicon.
37:59Commence retargeting.
38:04Target acquired.
38:06Destroyed.
38:13Target within range.
38:17Problem.
38:18Solution.
38:19Destroyed.
38:24Destroyed.
38:24Destroyed.
38:25Destroyed.
38:25Destroyed.
38:25They're now.
38:25It's gotta be now.
38:2620 seconds.
38:28Destroyed.
38:28Destroyed.
38:29Don't move!
38:37I'm agreeing.
38:38I'm agreeing.
38:39Stop!
38:39Skullbox artificer.
38:40Awaiting orders.
38:42Superior Skullbox artificer.
38:44Analyze.
38:45Stop.
38:45Analyze.
38:45Stop.
38:45Superior recognized.
38:471-1-0.
38:50Orders.
38:50Orders.
38:51Why is it listening to you?
38:53Listen to Superior.
38:54This is a rough copy.
38:56Thanks now, Ms. General.
38:57Initiate input.
38:58Commence shutdown protocol.
39:00No conflict.
39:01Conclusion.
39:03Problem solution.
39:06Conclusion.
39:07Final input code missing.
39:09Emergency terminate.
39:10Initiate self-destruct in...
39:12Nine.
39:12I forgot the final input code.
39:14Six.
39:15Any time.
39:17Distract a curve.
39:18Please.
39:19What can I do?
39:20Wait.
39:20Skullbox.
39:21Over here.
39:24Under attack.
39:30Artificer.
39:31Artificer.
39:32Stop.
39:33Confirm.
39:34Override.
39:35Final input code.
39:36Code accepted.
39:38Aboard self-destruct.
39:40Orders accepted.
39:42Stop.
39:42Stop.
39:43Stop.
39:45Oh, my God.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:47You were amazing.
39:49Oh, my God.
39:50You were so brilliant.
39:51Oh, yeah.
39:52I was okay, wasn't I?
39:54I was behind you every step of the way.
39:57I had to make sure you were safe.
40:00You okay?
40:03Okay.
40:06Just okay.
40:08It's all right.
40:09It doesn't matter.
40:10I don't need him to like me.
40:12It doesn't matter if he likes me or hates me.
40:15I just need to do exactly one thing for you.
40:18Doctor, am I right?
40:24Yes.
40:25What?
40:26What one thing?
40:28I need to be good enough for you.
40:31That's why he's angry.
40:32Just in case I'm not.
40:41He, uh...
40:42He did just save the whole world.
40:45Yeah, yeah.
40:49Good start.
40:54Farewell, Skobox Twister.
40:56Have a nice war.
40:58So, Courtney Woods.
41:00Impressed yet?
41:02Actually...
41:03I'm feeling a bit ill.
41:05Ah, it can be a bit overwhelming.
41:08But look.
41:09The Ulveron Cluster.
41:12A million stars.
41:14A hundred million inhabited planets.
41:18Oh.
41:23Ah, yes.
41:25There has been a spillage.
41:34So, what do you think of him now?
41:36The Doctor?
41:37Yeah.
41:39See, he's all right, isn't he really?
41:41Underneath it all.
41:48Okay.
41:49Tell me what you're thinking.
41:53I know men like him.
41:55I've served under them.
41:58They...
41:59push you and make you stronger.
42:02To you doing things you never thought you could.
42:05I saw you tonight.
42:06You did exactly what he told you.
42:09You weren't even scared.
42:13And you should have been.
42:16I trust him.
42:18He's never let me down.
42:24Fine.
42:27If he ever pushes you too far,
42:29I want you to tell me,
42:31because I know what that's like.
42:33You'll tell me if that happens, yeah?
42:35Yeah.
42:36It's a deal.
42:37No.
42:38It's a promise.
42:39Okay, I promise.
42:41And if you break that promise,
42:43Clara will finish it.
42:44Don't say that.
42:45I'm saying it because...
42:47If you don't tell me the truth,
42:49I can't help you.
42:50And I could never stand not being able to help you.
42:54Are we clear?
42:56Yes.
42:58We're clear.
43:12It was mad.
43:14It was like in a film or on the telly,
43:16like with science fiction guns.
43:19Skovox Blitzer.
43:20Sounds like.
43:21We've had a few in from that.
43:22Wouldn't feel too bad.
43:23If I hadn't...
43:26If I hadn't...
43:29Hang on.
43:31That doesn't make sense.
43:34Makes perfect sense to me.
43:35How did I escape?
43:37I...
43:38I don't remember how I got away.
43:40Well, I was coming to that.
43:41But I'm afraid you really rather didn't.
43:51Then how did I get here?
43:53Well...
43:54Big question.
43:55Where am I?
43:56What name would you like?
43:57There's a range.
43:58The afterlife.
43:59The Promised Land.
44:00I'm partial to the Nether Sphere.
44:06God.
44:16Sorry, she's a bit busy today.
44:21So, any questions?
44:26Hello, Earth.
44:27We have a terrible decision to make.
44:29An innocent life versus the future of all mankind.
44:32Whatever future humanity might have
44:35depends upon the choice that is made right here, right now.
44:38Ah, ah, ah, ah!
44:43This isn't right.
44:44Ah!
44:46Ah!
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