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00:00:34i can't believe i'm so close to freddie jones
00:00:40charlotte why are you just standing here when there's people without hors d'oeuvres
00:00:44sorry sir the caterers were in off so i had to get more
00:00:46finally more hors d'oeuvres
00:00:49i was just talking to the head of the studio
00:00:50we share a ski cabin
00:00:52she's having a great time uncle seth
00:00:54oh at least i have one intern who knows how to host the party
00:00:57charlotte you could take a few notes here
00:00:59from ava this isn't your backwoods applebees
00:01:03this is a hollywood party
00:01:05hey mark paul gossler
00:01:07he's right you're too uptight and sweaty
00:01:11it's not helping your whole walmart aesthetic
00:01:14it's not helping that i've been working this entire party by myself
00:01:17it doesn't matter how hard you work
00:01:19people have to like you
00:01:21nobody likes a martyr who dresses like she works at the dmv
00:01:24give up and go home
00:01:27thanks ava but i don't need advice on how to charm a room from a nepho baby
00:01:31i've been working for tip since i was 15
00:01:46mr jones
00:01:47call me freddie
00:01:51right
00:01:51um i'm so sorry
00:01:53you don't need to be sorry
00:01:55this party needed a little excitement
00:01:57it was trash and everybody knows it
00:01:59yeah
00:02:01i mean i prefer your earlier work but
00:02:03you were still excellent
00:02:06thanks for telling me the truth
00:02:08nobody tells me the truth anymore
00:02:12well it was uh nice bumping into you
00:02:18hey mr jones
00:02:20hey you should be the one entertaining our star client not her
00:02:23i can only hire one of you
00:02:25right now she's winning
00:02:26do better
00:02:48do better
00:03:15good morning
00:03:23good morning
00:03:23good morning
00:03:42yo sir
00:03:43did you forget that today is the first day of your master plan
00:03:45come on man get down here
00:03:47yeah
00:03:48alright
00:04:00hey what a premiere mr jones
00:04:02i don't know whether you're more radiant on screen or off
00:04:05hey what can i get you you want a coffee water
00:04:08no i'm fine thanks
00:04:09how about i'll just i'll get both just in case
00:04:15close the door
00:04:21o negative
00:04:22o negative
00:04:23your favorite
00:04:23figure after last night you would be pretty hungry
00:04:28i didn't even like that
00:04:30steve needed help and i needed an exit
00:04:33come on freddy
00:04:34i've been your best friend and your enabler for the last 200 years and during that time i've known you
00:04:40to be very picky very cautious and a very very demanding vampire so come on give me something how'd she
00:04:49taste
00:05:19i don't know
00:05:19is this about that intern girl
00:05:21yeah i may have come on a bit strong
00:05:23i don't know there's just something about her
00:05:25but how do you know dressing up like an intern is going to help you get to know her
00:05:28and how do you know that when you get close to her you're not just going to blow your cover
00:05:31i don't know i'll play it cool
00:05:32i'll work hard
00:05:34hopefully our paths will cross
00:05:35i can feel it though
00:05:37fine
00:05:38i'll do what i can
00:05:40but please
00:05:41promise me you're not going to let this intern thing distract you from your actual job
00:05:45thanks coleman
00:05:46this is going to be the role of our lifetime
00:05:52better
00:05:54but you can't help but look like a movie star
00:05:56i think i might need help from a glamour so
00:06:00ah so i didn't know if you wanted all the
00:06:04where's mr jones
00:06:05he had an engagement
00:06:09who's this
00:06:09this is edward our new intern
00:06:12oh great
00:06:14another one
00:06:16well let's get you started
00:06:23jesus this might actually work
00:06:34when can i expect money from you
00:06:36i'm bartending nights and weekends
00:06:38but if you don't make some more money soon
00:06:40you won't have a home to return to
00:06:42do you know the debt we're in
00:06:44we're going to lose the bar
00:06:45if you don't start helping
00:06:47the internship is going great
00:06:49i'm going to have a new job before
00:06:51we know it
00:06:52okay
00:06:53mom i have to go
00:06:55bye
00:07:00after you humiliated yourself in front of the entire industry
00:07:03i'm surprised you even came in today
00:07:05what happened to me last night
00:07:07i know i only had one drink
00:07:09were you taking bets on who you ended up with
00:07:11my money's in the pay from the mail room
00:07:13leave me alone
00:07:23oh if it isn't miss life of the party
00:07:26you know it's one thing to entertain the clients
00:07:28but it's another to walk around acting like a drunken floozy
00:07:32i'm sorry i don't
00:07:33oh really you're sorry about that
00:07:35well it's penance you can show around the new intern
00:07:38we have a new intern
00:07:40yeah yeah that guy
00:07:41hey come on over here
00:07:43hulk hogan yeah you
00:07:44jesus stop doing workouts and talk to her
00:07:47hi
00:07:49i'm edward
00:07:56hi
00:07:57i'm edward
00:08:00are you okay
00:08:02yeah i'm charlotte
00:08:04let me show you around
00:08:10hey cutie
00:08:12oh hello
00:08:13are you running for junior exec
00:08:15no i'm not looking for anything permanent
00:08:18oh good we should get along fine then
00:08:22so where are you from
00:08:23look i'm supposed to help charlotte with something so
00:08:26between us
00:08:27charlotte's character isn't going to get her very far in this industry
00:08:32this was her last night
00:08:35okay
00:08:40where are you going
00:08:41to go help charlotte
00:08:42like you should have done last night
00:08:50so freddie just went on vacation
00:08:52when he gets back he's going to want something very different for his next project
00:08:56we're looking for something that's very character driven but at the same time something that only he could play
00:09:01so ideas
00:09:03what about a period piece
00:09:04what about a period piece you know freddie has this classic quality to him like he could almost be from
00:09:09a different time um i could see him in a western or a jane austen movie
00:09:14oh that's really perceptive
00:09:16excuse me
00:09:17interns
00:09:17but the grown-ups are talking
00:09:19do you know who you're talking to
00:09:23do you know who you're talking to
00:09:29i mean it's freddie edwards first day
00:09:35sorry
00:09:41oh totally forgot i've actually got to run
00:09:44but i'm greatly looking forward to hearing all of your ideas
00:09:50when you're big shots you can open your mouth every time a dumb idea pops into your
00:09:55head but until then
00:09:57you're nobody
00:09:58i'll remember that
00:09:59good
00:10:01charlotte you can say and clean up after the party i'll tell the cleaning services to skip this weekend
00:10:05tonight
00:10:06but i have another job
00:10:08oh great
00:10:08but you should have thought about that before you embarrassed our department
00:10:13ava
00:10:14happy hour
00:10:17i'm buying
00:10:23you know you don't have to stay and clean up with me right
00:10:25i don't mind
00:10:27can i ask you something
00:10:29are ava and seth real pieces of shit
00:10:33you
00:10:34i shouldn't laugh
00:10:37no you should
00:10:37you have a really beautiful smile
00:10:41no but seriously why are they always like that
00:10:44i don't know
00:10:45it's just kind of the way they are
00:10:46ava's in the running for the same job as me
00:10:48and seth's her uncle so
00:10:52anyway
00:10:54what's your story
00:10:55why are you here
00:10:58i mean
00:10:59you can call it a cordillac crisis
00:11:02i don't know i guess i've just been sheltered my whole life so
00:11:05i just wanted to try something new
00:11:06you wanted to try
00:11:08picking up trash with me
00:11:10i mean there's worse ways to spend your day
00:11:13plus i thought you can
00:11:14you know
00:11:15teach me a few things
00:11:16and i can learn the ins and outs
00:11:19deal
00:11:24shoot i'm gonna be late for work
00:11:26but this isn't work
00:11:27not for me
00:11:29you know i don't get paid right
00:11:31what
00:11:33i'll see you on monday
00:11:40hey coleman
00:11:42yeah give me the personal file on charlotte sin
00:11:44yeah i need to know everything about her
00:11:47also
00:11:47dude we gotta start paying these interns
00:11:49alright
00:12:02why would you want to meet here
00:12:04you hate places like this
00:12:07yeah you do
00:12:07what can i get the two
00:12:10mr hart
00:12:13edward do you guys know each other
00:12:16us
00:12:17no no no
00:12:20look he's a friend of my father's
00:12:22i just didn't want anyone to think i was another nepo baby
00:12:26that's why you're so sheltered
00:12:28don't worry your secret's safe with me
00:12:29do you know what you'd like
00:12:32yeah we'll take uh two bloody marys
00:12:35extra bloody
00:12:41what
00:12:43small world
00:12:43small world and oh look
00:12:46right there is where it tells you where she works in her personnel file
00:12:49yeah
00:12:50would you look at that
00:12:51i think you already did
00:12:52she's amazing bro
00:12:54top of her class
00:12:56full-ride scholarship
00:12:58she could be anything
00:12:59i don't know why she'd want to settle at the bottom in hollywood
00:13:02sounds like somebody else that we know
00:13:04even the drinking
00:13:06okay
00:13:07you know ava had a lot to do with that
00:13:09you could smell it on her a mile away
00:13:13if you have some time this weekend and you feel like getting your hands dirty
00:13:17yeah sure
00:13:18i'll be right back with those drinks
00:13:23oh brother
00:13:25you are in love
00:13:28uh can you make mine a double please
00:13:29thank you
00:13:40hey
00:13:41so how do you know if a script is worth pitching
00:13:43a good script grabs you on the first page and doesn't let go
00:13:46you can't stop thinking about it
00:13:47edward
00:13:48save yourself some time
00:13:50if a script isn't on the blacklist
00:13:52it's a pass
00:13:53it's that easy
00:13:54like this one
00:14:03once you find a script you love
00:14:05it makes all the drudgery worth it
00:14:07at least for me
00:14:08hey stop gabbing and get me your weekend script reports
00:14:11i need something that screams freddie jones to bring to coleman
00:14:15so what do we got
00:14:16i read a lot of great scripts
00:14:18uh this top one is a modern take on sunset boulevard
00:14:21isn't that like black and white
00:14:24that's one of the greatest movies of all time
00:14:26you sound just like freddie jones
00:14:28he always says that that's the movie that inspired him to act
00:14:30look at you two
00:14:32sounding like nerds and losers living in the 50s
00:14:35a contact just saying an action romance
00:14:37that's perfect
00:14:39ava
00:14:40you are the best
00:14:41i bet freddie's gonna love that
00:14:48yeah
00:14:49i bet freddie will love that
00:14:51yeah
00:14:57this script has a lot of heat
00:14:59and it's a great part for freddie
00:15:01yeah if we don't jump on this now tomorrow
00:15:02i promise we're gonna read in the trades that leo's doing it
00:15:05it's really good
00:15:14but it's completely wrong with freddie
00:15:16but it's got everything
00:15:18action
00:15:18sex
00:15:19he even has his shirt off for over an hour
00:15:21yeah but there's plenty more where that came from
00:15:25good
00:15:27because freddie's looking for a wide spectrum
00:15:30so i'm gonna want to hear pitches from all of the interns
00:15:34and whoever can pitch a film that freddie actually wants to buy
00:15:37gets the junior executive position
00:15:50you okay honey
00:15:52that beer has more head than a truck stop men's room
00:15:55yeah sorry
00:15:57it's just work stuff
00:15:59work stuff or romance stuff
00:16:02don't look so shocked
00:16:04spending 20 years in a bar
00:16:06i get really good at reading people okay
00:16:08i don't even know if it's mutual
00:16:10it is
00:16:12how do you know that
00:16:13because i got a sense about this stuff
00:16:15plus
00:16:16he's sitting over at that table and he just asked about you
00:16:26what are you doing here
00:16:29well
00:16:30i got those scripts that said toss them in the trash
00:16:33and
00:16:33i thought you'd want to talk about them
00:16:37okay
00:16:41thanks for coming out tonight
00:16:43you know even if nothing happens i
00:16:45i love talking about movies with you
00:16:48i love talking about movies with you too
00:16:50honestly four hours does not seem like enough time
00:16:54shit
00:16:59smell that
00:17:01oh negative
00:17:04my favorite
00:17:06that's interesting
00:17:23let's take them both
00:17:25i'm hungry
00:17:26sniff again
00:17:30he's one of us
00:17:32no way
00:17:34it's that
00:17:42i gotta go
00:17:48you'll never guess who just came in
00:17:50you're his biggest fan
00:18:08can you imagine being so famous you have to lie about being on vacation
00:18:12don't you have work you should be doing
00:18:14my contact just sent me another hot script so
00:18:16no
00:18:23hey charlotte
00:18:26um
00:18:26can i get your help i jammed the printer again
00:18:29again
00:18:30yeah
00:18:32yeah
00:18:32seriously
00:18:32yeah
00:18:37hey
00:18:38what do you have for me
00:18:39i just forwarded you a new script everyone is talking about
00:18:43that's all you have
00:18:45that script just sold and it's not even what he's looking for
00:18:48aren't you even listening
00:18:50how am i supposed to find something small and pretentious
00:18:53it's boring
00:18:54figure it out
00:18:56i got you to third base
00:18:57you can score your own home run
00:18:59if that farm girl brings in a script that freddie wants to buy
00:19:02i can't stop coleman from hiring her
00:19:05get on it
00:19:07now
00:19:09he's just fucking christ
00:19:35okay maybe i did want to talk to you
00:19:37yeah well you better do it fast because i might have to run away suddenly with no explanation
00:19:42okay charlotte look about the other night
00:19:44it's fine
00:19:45you don't have to explain
00:19:47we worked together you did the smart thing
00:19:49we should keep it professional
00:19:52right
00:19:56yeah i mean if that's what you want
00:19:59don't do it like that you're gonna rip it
00:20:05is this my proposal
00:20:07yeah that's pretty extra copies for you
00:20:10so nice
00:20:13well it should work now
00:20:16okay
00:20:17thanks
00:20:28why is the door locked
00:20:30i didn't lock it
00:20:31must have been ava
00:20:36hey are you okay
00:20:39it's
00:20:40i'm claustrophobic and
00:20:41confined spaces
00:20:43they make me panic
00:20:44okay hey hey hey
00:20:46it's gonna be okay
00:20:47all right you're gonna be okay
00:20:48trust me for a second
00:21:06okay
00:21:06better
00:21:07how did you do that
00:21:10just a little trick i learned
00:21:15yeah you're right
00:21:17we should probably keep it professional
00:21:23wait
00:21:29okay
00:21:30okay
00:21:46what's going on here
00:21:48why is the door locked
00:21:53let's get you out of here
00:21:54come on
00:22:02man
00:22:03being an intern is hard work
00:22:06by the way have you seen charlie's proposal
00:22:09it's pretty good
00:22:10ready
00:22:11it's time to go back
00:22:14i've got paparazzi circling the kill
00:22:17just looking for a scoop
00:22:18and guess what
00:22:19you know who's been calling me
00:22:22diana
00:22:22and she's been asking me questions
00:22:24okay
00:22:25so what diana has paparazzi working for her now
00:22:28vampire paparazzi
00:22:30when is that woman ever gonna realize
00:22:32it is not gonna work out between us
00:22:35i don't care what she wants
00:22:36or what my parents want
00:22:37or what the paparazzi wants
00:22:39it's not gonna work
00:22:40yeah well it's easy to be patient
00:22:42when you're an immortal bitch
00:22:44true
00:22:46i know you and charlotte have a bond
00:22:48but
00:22:50it's time to call a rap on eddie
00:22:51and time to get back to work
00:22:54it's back to my lonely gilded cage
00:22:57you signed up for this
00:23:00she didn't
00:23:07how's your project proposal going
00:23:09why do you care
00:23:10i want it to be good
00:23:11if i'm going to hand it in
00:23:12what are you talking about
00:23:14my contact fell through
00:23:15and i can't hand in nothing
00:23:17so unless you help me
00:23:19i'll have to hand in
00:23:21this
00:23:23the fuck ava
00:23:25how'd you get pages from my journal
00:23:27care for how you talk to me
00:23:29you're one phone call away
00:23:30from being a stupid slut
00:23:31that taint freddy's career
00:23:33there's no scandal
00:23:34if we didn't even sleep together
00:23:37i don't understand why you would do this ava
00:23:39if you work for freddy
00:23:40you're gonna ruin his career
00:23:41i won't unless you force me to
00:23:45so what will it be
00:23:56let's get set up
00:23:59they love the proposal so much
00:24:00they want me to present it to the board
00:24:02i hope you're happy with yourself
00:24:03you're looking at the new junior executive
00:24:07don't worry
00:24:08i requested you stay on as my personal intern
00:24:23hey where are you going with that
00:24:31have you seen eddie
00:24:32looks like your little boyfriend left without saying goodbye
00:24:34let's focus everyone
00:24:35we've got a lot to discuss
00:24:37i guess he wasn't as into you as you thought
00:24:39i don't think we'll need you for this meeting
00:24:41i'm pretty sure there's some cleaning to do around the office
00:24:43fine with me
00:24:48mr jones
00:24:48where are you going
00:24:53please say it
00:24:54i need everybody to put some in
00:24:57sure
00:24:57you can take notes
00:25:00there he is
00:25:01end of the hour
00:25:02hey welcome back freddy
00:25:04looking tan and refreshed
00:25:05better than ever
00:25:06thank you seth
00:25:07appreciate that
00:25:13i would really like to know this movie is at its core
00:25:17ava
00:25:17this is your baby
00:25:19i would love to hear from you
00:25:20well at its core
00:25:22it's a freddy jones movie
00:25:23that's what people are paying to see
00:25:25so what's your vision
00:25:27do you see this more as a classic hollywood homage
00:25:29a mystery
00:25:30a romance
00:25:32i think it has it all
00:25:36what's your favorite part
00:25:37the ending
00:25:38what happens in the end
00:25:40your character
00:25:41uh
00:25:43wins
00:25:45you know it's funny
00:25:46you wrote such an elegant summary
00:25:48but you can't recall any major plot points or how it ends
00:25:52i'm just curious
00:25:53did you actually read the script or did you just have ai spit out a report for you
00:25:57of course i wrote this
00:26:00it's just it's just been a few weeks and i i
00:26:03what do you think
00:26:06at its heart it's
00:26:08it's a romance
00:26:11a mystery with a satirical edge
00:26:13but ultimately a love story
00:26:16with its poignant and tragic ending
00:26:19sounds like a good movie
00:26:21why do you think it'd be beneficial for my career
00:26:24because
00:26:25people might not know it yet
00:26:26but you can do more than look good with your shirt off
00:26:29opening weekend
00:26:31they're gonna go to see freddy jones the movie star
00:26:33but come monday
00:26:34they're gonna tell their friends to go see freddy jones the actor
00:26:41i love that
00:26:43you sold me
00:26:45ava
00:26:46i would like you to take notes for charlotte from now on
00:26:57what the hell was that
00:26:59ow you're hurting me
00:27:00i just answered his question
00:27:02you set me up
00:27:03you humiliated me
00:27:05you should have prepared me better
00:27:06i just know i had to prepare you
00:27:08didn't you read what you handed in
00:27:09oh it was insanely long
00:27:11and i have better things to do
00:27:12that was the whole point of using your proposal
00:27:14you made me look like an idiot
00:27:16no ava
00:27:17actually
00:27:17you did that all on your own
00:27:19you made me look so bad
00:27:21i need an explanation
00:27:22she set me up
00:27:23your assistant executed a master plan
00:27:25to embarrass you
00:27:26and take control of a meeting
00:27:27if that's true
00:27:28then we should probably have her on the executive payroll
00:27:31she planned this
00:27:32with freddy
00:27:33i have proof
00:27:34just to humiliate me
00:27:36they slept together
00:27:37that's enough
00:27:39i'm sorry
00:27:40where is it
00:27:41where is it
00:27:42where
00:27:44it's just
00:27:45here it is
00:27:47can we get security please
00:27:49no
00:27:51it was her
00:27:52they slept again
00:27:53why don't you believe me
00:27:55let go of me
00:27:56do you know how much this dress costs
00:28:02i'll see you again soon
00:28:12hey
00:28:14so
00:28:15how'd it go today
00:28:16where were you
00:28:19ray jones
00:28:21get out of here
00:28:22no i told you guys
00:28:23no no pictures
00:28:24go
00:28:24get out of here
00:28:25go
00:28:27what the hell is going on
00:28:29why did they
00:28:30call you freddy
00:28:33look charlotte
00:28:34i
00:28:36i never meant to trick you
00:28:46please
00:28:49i don't
00:28:49i don't know what to think
00:28:51i don't know who you are
00:28:54charlotte
00:29:17we just wanted a story
00:29:21but i guess we'll settle for something else
00:29:25get the fuck away from me
00:29:38charlotte
00:29:39are you okay
00:29:40you look hurt
00:29:41are you hurt
00:29:42i'm fine
00:29:43i'm so sorry
00:29:44this is all my fault
00:29:45why are you apologizing
00:29:46you just saved my life
00:29:47come on
00:29:55the boss is gonna love
00:30:06this
00:30:08you sure you're okay
00:30:09i think so
00:30:18does that hurt
00:30:19a little
00:30:21are they always following you like that
00:30:24is this what it's like to be freddy jones
00:30:28i'm sorry i got you into this
00:30:31but i hope you don't sneak out this time
00:30:38weren't you hurt
00:30:40i think you might have hit your head a little too hard
00:30:42it's probably lie back
00:30:46look i live in a world full of powerful people
00:30:49and not all of them are good
00:30:51there you are
00:30:54all i want to do is protect you charlotte
00:31:09hey
00:31:11good morning
00:31:12good morning
00:31:13good morning
00:31:14listen i have a breakfast coming up for you right now
00:31:17i'm gonna step out and make a quick phone call okay
00:31:21just lie back and rest
00:31:23all right
00:31:36coleman
00:31:36hey what do you know about the paparazzi attack last night
00:31:39that cannot happen again
00:31:40you got it boss
00:31:42you don't have security
00:31:43yeah
00:31:43she better
00:31:46shit
00:31:48how long has it been
00:31:49i hear you and freddy
00:31:50have been very busy boys behind my back
00:31:53look
00:31:53i'm sure you're disappointed
00:31:55that he's not gonna do another sequel
00:31:57as am i
00:31:57but he's already made up his mind
00:31:59listen dipshit
00:32:00we both know which head he's thinking with
00:32:02and it's not the one above his shoulders
00:32:04well that's not my business
00:32:05actually fuckhead
00:32:07it is your business
00:32:07my guy just sent me these photos
00:32:25no i don't know the pay rate yet mom but it's
00:32:28it's entry level
00:32:32three thousand dollars a month how am i supposed to
00:32:34no i know it's a
00:32:37okay mom i have to go
00:32:42okay bye
00:32:45what was that all about
00:32:47nothing
00:32:49you know this is all
00:32:51really nice but i have to go work brunch in an hour
00:32:54what
00:32:55cancel
00:32:56we can stay in bed all day
00:32:57i got food brought up to us
00:32:59look you just got a promotion
00:33:00you don't need to be working back over there
00:33:02yeah well until i get my first paycheck
00:33:04i'm not gonna chase it
00:33:06fine
00:33:07do what you want
00:33:13let me know if you need anything else
00:33:15thank you
00:33:21diana
00:33:27diana
00:33:28so you're the girl that's turned freddie's career upside down
00:33:32you're more stunning in person
00:33:34i don't know about that
00:33:36don't sell yourself short
00:33:37success in hollywood is all about branding
00:33:40so what's good here
00:33:42not much
00:33:42so why are you here diana
00:33:45i know you're not here for the bottomless mimosas
00:33:48you've got talent and i need a development assistant
00:33:51i already have a job
00:33:53i work for coleman
00:33:54who works for me
00:33:55i'm a silent partner in his business
00:33:57but my family's money keeps the lights on
00:33:59i didn't know that
00:34:01i'm actually working on a project with freddie right now
00:34:04so you just started fucking
00:34:06which is a branding problem
00:34:09for who
00:34:11and how did you know that
00:34:12it's a small town and i have many sources
00:34:15i do pay well
00:34:38charlotte darling welcome
00:34:39come in come in
00:34:40you wanted to talk about the new scripts
00:34:42oh no
00:34:43it's self-care sunday
00:34:45i need you to give me a foot massage
00:34:47i'm sorry what
00:34:48you heard me
00:34:48i've been on my feet all week
00:34:50and i need to relax
00:34:51diana i'm your assistant
00:34:53i'm not a masseuse
00:34:54let's get one thing straight
00:34:56if you want to keep this job
00:34:57and have any chance at all of making it in this industry
00:35:00you'll do as i say
00:35:16that's a good girl
00:35:23oh no
00:35:24that is it
00:35:25charlotte
00:35:25she cannot keep treating you like this
00:35:27you need to tell freddie
00:35:29and then teach this witch a lesson
00:35:31no sam
00:35:32that's exactly what she wants me to do
00:35:34i need to prove i can make it on my own
00:35:36well how much more can you take
00:35:37as much as i need to
00:35:39this is my dream
00:35:41i'm not giving up on it
00:35:57hey mom what's up
00:35:59charlotte honey
00:36:00i'm afraid i have some bad news
00:36:02your father's medication prices have gone up again
00:36:05and we're struggling to keep up with the debt
00:36:07i'm sorry mom i wish i could help more
00:36:10but things are a little
00:36:12tough right now
00:36:13um but i'm not giving up
00:36:26i can do this
00:36:29i have to do this
00:36:39what's all this
00:36:41just wanted to celebrate your recent victories
00:36:44so i thought i'd do something special for you for all your hard work
00:36:59are you serious
00:37:00yeah
00:37:01root beer floats
00:37:02your hometown favorite
00:37:03my parents used to get me one of these after every soccer game whether we won or lost
00:37:07go and try it
00:37:09i can't
00:37:10i'm on a special diet
00:37:14charlotte i'm
00:37:15tired of hiding our love from the world
00:37:17i'm tired of being chased by the paparazzi
00:37:20i want to go public with our love
00:37:22are you sure that's a big step
00:37:24yeah i've never been more sure about anything in my entire life
00:37:27well i'll support you no matter what
00:37:45miss dunn welcome it is an honor to have you in our store how may i assist you today
00:37:50i need an outfit for the gala tonight
00:37:52something that'll make me stand out
00:37:54of course
00:37:55we have the latest collections from the top designers
00:37:58i'm sure we'll find something perfect for you
00:38:03diana look at this one
00:38:05this would look stunning on you
00:38:07oh sweetie
00:38:09i don't think that dress is quite worthy of someone like miss dunn's stature
00:38:15you're right
00:38:17my assistant here doesn't quite understand the difference between high fashion and
00:38:21well
00:38:24whatever she's wearing
00:38:29oh now this is a dress worthy of your presence miss dunn
00:38:35it's from our exclusive collection
00:38:36i'll take it
00:38:39class cannot be taught
00:38:46oh charlotte i'm just teasing
00:38:49here let me buy you a dress to make it up to you
00:38:53go on try it on
00:38:55i insist
00:39:05well well well look at you charlotte you clean up nicely
00:39:15i guess that dress just doesn't work for you
00:39:18you're better off in your ragged clothes
00:39:20and you will have to pay damages of course
00:39:22i'm sure that dress is worth more than your monthly salary
00:39:25ciao bianca
00:39:29come on charlotte
00:39:31the gala awaits
00:39:51freddy i'm so glad you can make it
00:39:53yeah good evening diana
00:40:03well well if it isn't little miss cinderella wearing a dress made of rags
00:40:09actually this is the same gown from earlier
00:40:11just with some alterations
00:40:12you can't just
00:40:14this is a black tie event not a costume party
00:40:17well i believe true style comes from within
00:40:19not a designer label
00:40:22just remember charlotte you still work for me
00:40:25you're lucky i don't fire you charlotte
00:40:28i think it's time for you to leave diana
00:40:30but i
00:40:31but i
00:40:32freddy
00:40:33goodbye diana
00:40:42you look absolutely beautiful
00:40:46we need an answer before the press conference starts
00:40:49we're willing to offer a substantial investment
00:40:52just say the word
00:40:54if it isn't the man of the hour
00:40:57huh
00:40:59freddy jones
00:41:01that's the best key
00:41:02i'm the one
00:41:03who's gonna invest in a little film pretty boy
00:41:06whether you like it or not
00:41:10and who might this lovely lady be
00:41:16harm candy for the night
00:41:18watch your mouth
00:41:22zibeski
00:41:24he's got a temper
00:41:27what are you gonna do about it pretty boy
00:41:31listen zibeski
00:41:32you're not gonna invest in my film
00:41:34or disrespect my girl again
00:41:37do you understand
00:41:41freddy walk away
00:41:53quite a scene you caused earlier zibeski
00:41:56what do you want diana
00:41:58i couldn't help but overhear your little altercation with freddy
00:42:01seems like we both have something to gain by taking him down a peck or two
00:42:07i'm listening
00:42:08it's simple
00:42:09you want money and a taste of that pretty little assistant of his
00:42:13i want freddy
00:42:14and i think i know a way where we can both get what we desire
00:42:19i like the way you think diana
00:42:23what do you have in mind
00:42:24we hold a press conference
00:42:26and when freddy's distracted i'll announce our new film together
00:42:29cementing me at his side
00:42:30i love it
00:42:33when do we start
00:42:35leave it to me zibeski
00:42:36you just play your part when the time comes
00:42:48i'll tell you charlotte
00:42:49i saw something your
00:42:51your teeth they were normal
00:42:54and
00:42:55the way you fought zibeski
00:42:57what's going on
00:43:00i'll tell you charlotte
00:43:02only because we're brought in by blood
00:43:04what the hell does that mean
00:43:06it means
00:43:07i'm a vampire
00:43:15you know when i was a little girl
00:43:17i always dreamed of becoming a vampire
00:43:21the magic
00:43:21the mystery of it all
00:43:25life became nothing but
00:43:27work and pills
00:43:28the thing about magic charlotte
00:43:33is that you just gotta know where to look
00:43:44the magic cell there charlotte
00:43:46you just gotta know where to look
00:43:47and i missed you baby
00:43:49by my side
00:43:51where are you now
00:43:55baby
00:43:57did you hear me
00:44:00to say goodbye
00:44:04oh
00:44:09i can't think i'm one good reason why
00:44:23hey charlotte
00:44:25i've been meaning to talk to you about being diana's assistant
00:44:29look i honestly don't like the way she's been mistreating you and
00:44:32i don't want you working for her anymore
00:44:35and i've been thinking
00:44:37if you need help financially or otherwise
00:44:41i got you
00:44:43you can't take that
00:44:46no i don't i don't want to rely on you
00:44:48but i insist you take it
00:44:50i would feel a whole lot better
00:44:52please
00:44:53fine
00:44:55but just for emergencies
00:45:06it's diana
00:45:08she's been blowing up my phone all night
00:45:31you know she's not gonna stop calling
00:45:34just answer it
00:45:36diana
00:45:38what do you want
00:45:39you're with freddie aren't you
00:45:41it's none of your business
00:45:43actually
00:45:45business is why i'm calling
00:45:47i have a proposition for the both of you
00:45:49so we can be done with all of this
00:45:52nonsense
00:46:03we're here to settle things like you said
00:46:04no more games
00:46:05i already told her about us
00:46:07so you can't hang that over my head
00:46:08splendid
00:46:10i hate secrets between friends
00:46:13on that note
00:46:14this was going to be a surprise but
00:46:16pam
00:46:19you goddamn bitch
00:46:25oh my god
00:46:27i can't believe my daughter's dating people's sexiest man alive
00:46:32two years ago but charmed thank you
00:46:35with how hard charlotte's been working
00:46:37i thought this would be a nice treat
00:46:38it was so nice of you to fly me here
00:46:40why didn't you tell me your boss is so generous
00:46:43diana's very humble
00:46:45and she doesn't like people talking about her generosity
00:46:49what are you doing
00:46:50i just wanted to show you the gold digging trash you've been in bed with
00:46:54watch this
00:46:57pam's been telling me a lot about life in the country and how hard it's been
00:47:02yes that's true
00:47:04with your dad's back surgery he needs and the black mold in the house they might have to sell and
00:47:09it breaks my heart
00:47:10that's none of that's none of your concern diana
00:47:11but it could be
00:47:13what if i wrote your mother a check for two million dollars
00:47:17in exchange for what
00:47:19you leaving freddie alone
00:47:22forever
00:47:25two million dollars
00:47:27would that cover it mom
00:47:30oh yeah
00:47:31i guess it would
00:48:01we don't want your money diana and i won't be bullied out of ending my
00:48:02fine
00:48:03just know that i do have a plan b
00:48:06and trust me
00:48:08you're not gonna like it
00:48:09you're done here diana
00:48:11as far as your plan b
00:48:13we'll handle that together
00:48:16come on ladies
00:48:17let's go
00:48:24this isn't over
00:48:25not by a long shot
00:48:32all right you two
00:48:33so let's review
00:48:34diana you're gonna go out first
00:48:36people are gonna be super excited to see you
00:48:38and then you're gonna introduce freddie
00:48:39freddie they're gonna be equally excited to see you
00:48:41then the two of you will talk about the movie
00:48:43and then you'll take questions from the journalists
00:48:45sound good
00:48:46sounds great
00:48:47fantastic
00:48:49oh they're ready to go
00:48:50we gotta get out there otherwise we're gonna keep them waiting
00:48:52and we do not want to do that
00:48:53they look perfect great job
00:48:54come on you two let's go
00:48:55no no you look perfect you don't need to check yourself let's go
00:49:11isn't a pretty little assistant
00:49:16what are you doing
00:49:17thinkin' about your blood charlotte
00:49:22know the way it tastes
00:49:23the way it must feel
00:49:25cooling down
00:49:27my throat
00:49:28stay away from me
00:49:29i'm warning you
00:49:31or what
00:49:31you're warning me
00:49:33what are you gonna do sweetheart
00:49:34go for help
00:49:36go for help
00:49:42and now without further ado let's welcome the man of the hour freddie jones
00:49:55i think your blood will be the sweetest i've tasted in years and i'm gonna savor every last drop
00:50:18i'm going to save her every last drop
00:50:24i'm going to save her every last drop
00:50:35i'll see you around my girl again
00:50:36zaveski
00:50:37i'll rip out your fucking throat
00:50:44charlotte
00:50:47are you okay
00:50:49you came back
00:50:51i'll always come back for you charlotte
00:51:02i'm sorry everyone i'm not sure what's keeping freddie
00:51:13oh thank you thank you thank you you guys are too kind sorry i'm late you all know how i
00:51:17like to make a very dramatic entrance
00:51:20there are two things i would like to talk about
00:51:22first one is i'm really proud of this film that diane and i have made
00:51:27me too freddie
00:51:28i think it is a great project for us to end on and go off on our own
00:51:33two i would really like to introduce you all to something very special to me
00:51:38she's the one of the bravest smartest most beautiful woman in this town
00:51:43my new career advisor and future miss freddie jones
00:51:47miss charlotte sims everybody
00:52:01i'm so sorry i didn't tell you about the announcement
00:52:03it's okay just from now on no more secrets
00:52:07we're gonna face the challenges together
00:52:09i love you charlotte
00:52:10i love you too
00:52:13i do want to ask you one thing though
00:52:14yeah anything
00:52:16could you ask for my father's blessing
00:52:18it's a tradition in my family
00:52:19it would mean the world to me
00:52:22i would be honored to ask your father for his blessing to marry you
00:52:25but remember you don't have to tell him everything
00:52:27okay
00:52:40Alexander? Zelda?
00:52:41i need to speak with you now
00:52:53diana? what brings you here in such a state?
00:52:56it's freddie
00:52:57your son has gone too far this time
00:52:59he's announced his engagement to a human
00:53:02at a press conference no less
00:53:04a human?
00:53:06are you certain?
00:53:08yes
00:53:09some nobody named charlotte sims
00:53:11he's putting our entire order at risk by telling all of our secrets to her
00:53:17this cannot be allowed to continue
00:53:19the secrecy of our kind is of the utmost importance
00:53:22i couldn't agree more zelda
00:53:24that's why i came to you
00:53:26i worry about freddie and i fear that he's not thinking clearly
00:53:29what do we really know about this charlotte girl
00:53:32she could be a threat to our whole way of life
00:53:36we cannot take any risks
00:53:39we'll handle this matter personally
00:53:43you have our work
00:53:52so we thought we'd come in on friday and stay the weekend
00:53:55oh we probably need bodyguards
00:53:57the whole town has gone crazy since you two went public
00:53:59we felt like celebrities at walmart today
00:54:02but i don't know
00:54:03why would a movie star want to come all the way to whitewater minnesota
00:54:07well i just want to see where charlotte grew up
00:54:09and honestly i want to come and meet you sir
00:54:10plus we have some news
00:54:12i knew it
00:54:13i knew it
00:54:15freddie you're going to get the most beautiful most expensive wedding dress ever aren't you
00:54:19oh yeah you bet
00:54:19no you're not
00:54:21mom you've been saving your wedding dress for 25 years so i could wear it
00:54:24well it has a tear remember
00:54:27i mean it's going to look like an old sackcloth compared to what freddie can get you
00:54:30well i'm not getting married in anything else
00:54:32so if you don't want me wearing my birthday suit at my wedding
00:54:35you better mend it
00:54:36all right
00:54:37all right
00:54:38love you
00:54:39bye
00:54:53something's wrong
00:54:54i've been trying to get my parents since yesterday and they haven't answered their phones
00:54:57okay i'm sure everything's fine charlotte
00:54:59it's not like my mom to not answer
00:55:01look
00:55:02your mom is just super excited about us coming to visit
00:55:05i'm sure she's just caught up on all the preparations
00:55:07maybe you're right but i have a really bad feeling
00:55:10okay
00:55:10all right well
00:55:11i can call the pilot and we can head over there right now and check
00:55:16let's go
00:55:22mom
00:55:25dad is anyone here
00:55:30this is where they said to meet them
00:55:36freddie i think something's happened to them
00:55:38charlotte don't worry
00:55:40we'll find them okay
00:55:42i promise
00:55:48thank you for joining us on such short notice
00:55:52oh well
00:55:54we've never been to the west coast before
00:55:56so we don't mind the change of plans
00:55:58and we just as soon come out here
00:56:00then have freddie visits us there
00:56:02my phone can't get service
00:56:04i was hoping to tell charlotte where we are
00:56:06we're in a dead zone
00:56:08they'll be joining us shortly
00:56:11in the meantime
00:56:13we wanted the chance to get to know you
00:56:15our son's welfare is of the utmost importance to us
00:56:18and so we'd like to know what sort of
00:56:22stock he is associating with
00:56:24we have the same concern about charlotte
00:56:27yeah we don't know much about these powerful hollywood types
00:56:30but what we do know
00:56:32it's not very wholesome
00:56:33like sex slaves and
00:56:35clones
00:56:36yeah clones
00:56:37yeah
00:56:37we don't have slaves
00:56:41or clones
00:56:42but there are many reasons why charlotte and freddie's union
00:56:46could be complicated
00:56:47challenging
00:56:49even dangerous
00:56:52dangerous
00:56:53the truth is we brought you here to ask you some very important questions
00:57:00please follow us to the parlor
00:57:08all right thank you
00:57:11i've got private investigators here and in minnesota
00:57:14and i've called in favors with anyone we know in law enforcement
00:57:18charlotte
00:57:19we're gonna find them
00:57:21promise
00:57:23are you okay
00:57:25i'm hanging in there
00:57:26look i'm gonna go
00:57:28but i'll be back soon
00:57:29where are you going
00:57:30i'll go talk to somebody if i know what the hell is going on
00:57:36i'll be back
00:57:51where are they
00:57:52i don't know what you're talking about
00:57:53charlotte's parents are missing
00:57:55oh heavens
00:57:56hopefully they didn't get lost remembering which trailer's theirs
00:57:59okay diana
00:58:00tell me where they are
00:58:01i'm gonna rip you in half
00:58:06coleman
00:58:07charlotte's parents turned up on a security camera at lax
00:58:09they're not with diana
00:58:13okay well where are they now
00:58:15they're with your parents
00:58:16why the hell are they within
00:58:19you told the human our secrets
00:58:20they're tying up your loose ends
00:58:39that's so good
00:58:40oh
00:58:42hi
00:58:44you're okay
00:58:46okay we're better than okay
00:58:47we're having a great time
00:58:49what took you so long
00:58:51mom dad
00:58:53what are they doing here
00:58:54you let the cat out of the bag
00:58:56we had to vet charlotte
00:58:58make sure she was all right
00:58:59if we're going to share our darkest secrets with her
00:59:02not to mention our only son
00:59:05okay
00:59:06and
00:59:08charlotte
00:59:09is
00:59:09a lovely young woman
00:59:11a good student
00:59:13a hard worker
00:59:15you picked a good one
00:59:16and her parents are fun
00:59:18who aren't they
00:59:20who knew thousand year old vampires and midwesterners had a lot in common
00:59:24both kind of slow to change
00:59:26we went to the barn it was unlocked
00:59:28no one was there
00:59:29ted
00:59:30did you forget to fix the deadbolt again
00:59:33uh
00:59:33yeah i meant to
00:59:35but you know with everything going on
00:59:36i think i must have forgot
00:59:39alexander is the same way
00:59:40completely useless around the house
00:59:43but i am good with toasts
00:59:47here's to a beautiful journey
00:59:48no road is long when you have good company
00:59:52to the happy couple
00:59:55cheers
00:59:55cheers
00:59:55cheers
00:59:56cheers
00:59:57cheers
01:00:09by the power invested in me
01:00:11i now pronounce you husband
01:00:13and wife
01:00:30congratulations
01:00:31I guess the best woman won
01:00:33so I don't have to worry about you anymore
01:00:35no
01:00:37I've moved on
01:00:39are you serious
01:00:40yeah she's crazy
01:00:42but she knows the business
01:00:44and she gets me
01:00:47good luck with that brother
01:00:48I've known you for 200 years
01:00:50Charlotte, good luck with that
01:00:53I just have one question
01:01:02what is it?
01:01:04is she gonna drink milk?
01:01:07no
01:01:09no I'm just kidding
01:01:10yeah she is
01:01:10I'm just kidding
01:01:11I'm just kidding
01:01:12I'm just kidding
01:01:13I'm just kidding
01:01:15I'm just kidding
01:01:15I'm just kidding
01:01:15I'm just kidding
01:01:15I'm just kidding
01:01:15I'm just kidding
01:01:16I'm just kidding
01:01:17I'm just kidding
01:01:18I'm just kidding
01:01:18I'm just kidding
01:01:22I'm just kidding
01:01:23I'm just kidding
01:01:25I'm just kidding
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