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00:10Anya Hull, the Pink Pony Club, yeah?
00:12Yeah. I'd love your legs.
00:14Thank you. Unbelievable.
00:16I did spill tea down them and I thought, oh no, it's going to look like piss.
00:19I did wonder what that was, a bit excitable.
00:24Previously, we walked back the 80s with a banging night at the Priory Club.
00:28Hello, Priory Hill!
00:30What a night. 100% Danny Dyer effect.
00:33We set about getting a playground built for the park's kids.
00:37You can't say I want it there and then later on go, oh mate, what it is, I wanted it
00:40over there.
00:41But we were already facing some resistance.
00:45No. What? No.
00:46You'll ruin this site, you put a pike on you.
01:08Last month's 80s night was a huge hit with the residents, but we still didn't know if all our hard
01:13work had actually helped increase profits.
01:17Right, Dan, I'm very proud of us because we pulled something off out of the bag, didn't we, like, on
01:22a Thursday night sort of turnout, right?
01:23I had a really good night that night.
01:25It was a good night.
01:25Matching costumes and all that.
01:2680s night.
01:27Yeah.
01:28Pulled the big guns out, made some calls.
01:30It was a brilliant night.
01:31Everybody loved it.
01:32They did, didn't they?
01:32Listen, I've got a lot of people in love.
01:34It sounds like one of their best nights.
01:35No, they said, that's what I told you, it's about making memories for people, right?
01:38That's a memory, yeah?
01:39It is.
01:40There's people out there coming up to me that were gutted they couldn't make it.
01:42It was such a good night, I've never seen so many people make an effort.
01:45Did we take a few quid that night?
01:46I feel like that bar was rammer.
01:48Yeah, considering it was a Thursday, we did really, really well, so we took £4,668.
01:55Oh, I'm sure that's broke a record.
01:56Yeah, probably our best Thursday ever.
01:58Given that it was such a huge success, we should try and do more nights like this.
02:02I'm up for it.
02:02Like, more themed nights, more fancy dress nights.
02:05We should do Spice Girls.
02:07What can you call on a couple of favours now?
02:09Who do you know?
02:09You've got a couple of favours.
02:10I know Becky Hill.
02:12Becky Hill could get Becky.
02:13You know who Becky Hill is?
02:14Oh, you do?
02:15She's doing a tribute, actually.
02:16It's a real Becky Hill.
02:17No, a tribute.
02:18Oh.
02:19Yeah.
02:20Anyway, right, all right, then, let's go.
02:22Out of the dark, and into the lights, when the morning comes, I will be all right.
02:30On a high, we turn to the playground.
02:33Now set to be tucked behind the pool and clubhouse, the spot was perfect.
02:39Or so we fall.
02:42Do you know where they're putting the playground right outside your door?
02:46No, you can't do that.
02:47You can't do that.
02:48It's ridiculous.
02:48It's ridiculous.
02:48It's stupid.
02:49It's the worst place you could put it.
02:50Who wants to open their door and see this big, you know, huge...
02:55You've got two massive fields, and you want to put it there.
02:59What can you actually fit there, because it's such a small space?
03:03It's madness.
03:04It surely isn't signed off.
03:05If my wife come up to me and said, Al, think of a place where we can put this park,
03:09but think of the worst place you can put it.
03:11I put it there.
03:12I'm really annoyed about it.
03:14There's been no consultation from Mr. Dyer.
03:17No fault went into it at all.
03:20It's a holiday park.
03:21We appreciate there's kids.
03:23But having a swing park in front of your chalet, that ain't what we signed up for, right?
03:29Put it this way, bluntly, if we come to buy this chalet, and that swing park was there, guess what?
03:36We wouldn't have bought the chalet.
03:37End of.
03:42Isn't it interesting, Dan?
03:44What?
03:44That, um, you know, that they like to get their seat for bingo.
03:51It's about reserving a sun lounger, isn't it?
03:54Oh.
03:57You here for the bingo, though, you little lot?
04:00You here for the bingo?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Right, OK, is that your favourite seat?
04:05Yes.
04:08How we doing?
04:09Oh, we're just, um, making sure it's all clean.
04:13For bingo?
04:14For the bingo lot.
04:16You look a bit down, what's happened?
04:17Park, innit?
04:18Sit there, baby.
04:20Come here.
04:21What's happening, anyway?
04:22This park idea.
04:25Great idea.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Great idea.
04:27Love it.
04:28But the location.
04:32Yes, which we did discuss.
04:33Yeah, we did discuss.
04:34Which was back in the pool.
04:36Back in the pool, yeah.
04:37The residents have gone apeshit.
04:39The residents have gone mental.
04:40They don't want it near their gaff.
04:43Go on, then, what they said.
04:44So, basically, the first resident is going to sell.
04:47He'll leave straight away.
04:48And the one behind, they don't want it, either.
04:50They're an old couple.
04:51And the customer behind that said, I'll also sell.
04:53I don't want it.
04:54Some of them also.
04:54Every one of them have got the hump over it.
04:56Not one of them wants it.
04:57They say they come down for a bit of peace and quiet.
04:59So, they don't want all the kids right outside their chalet there.
05:03Because they bought it as a field, as a nice, quiet area.
05:06And it was going to change, and they don't want to be it.
05:08Yeah, I understand that.
05:09They're some of our oldest customers as well.
05:11Oldest residents as well.
05:12Yeah, I can tell by their chalets.
05:14You can tell the people they look after them.
05:15They love them.
05:16Yeah, yeah.
05:16But we spoke about going to Nuts Farm and doing it there, remember?
05:20Nuts were pretty much the same.
05:21They didn't want it near their vans.
05:23We've got to build a park.
05:24We have to build a park.
05:25We have to.
05:26I understand that the older lot, you know, they want peace and quiet.
05:31But we're trying to keep young people coming through.
05:34Oh, it's great.
05:35Priory Hill Nuts Farm.
05:37It's loads to do for the kids.
05:38One friend's come out and cut it down with a chainsaw.
05:41If it's made of metal, they won't be able to cut it down, will they?
05:43Sit with a chainsaw.
05:44What? What's wrong with a park?
05:45Look at me, he's talking about his saws now, look.
05:47Like for a park?
05:49Yeah.
05:54As getting a playground in the Priory Earth was proving tricky...
06:00Oh, this is lovely today, isn't it?
06:02Lovely blue star, Jack.
06:02Right up for this today, I am.
06:03Yeah?
06:04We cracked on with another idea to relieve the kids' boredom.
06:08You the football lot, yeah?
06:09You're here to sort the football, uh...
06:10Then we're going to go straight down there and to the right.
06:14Would you have wanted to have been a footballer if you weren't an actor?
06:16Could still be.
06:17Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts.
06:20So we got John, the groundsman for local club Sheppard United, to give us a hand.
06:26What do you think of this bit of ground, then?
06:28It's a bit parched, Dan, but it'll do, won't it?
06:31Don't want it too close to the vans.
06:32Yeah.
06:33So I'm thinking the pitch needs to be, um...
06:36As close to this fence as possible, really.
06:39Coming away at an angle.
06:40Yeah, I think so, yeah. What do you reckon?
06:41To keep it square.
06:42How big is it? Five a side?
06:43It should be 36 by 27, but we're going to go 30 by 20 to fit it in the field.
06:49OK, gotcha.
06:50What about the kids? How will they know how to do their teams and that?
06:53What do you mean?
06:53How will they go, like, I'm the five, you're the four? How do they do that?
06:56Don't worry about that. We don't get involved in that, bollocks.
06:57We just give them a pitch.
06:59They probably should do, like, slot bookings and that.
07:01OK, and you're worrying about shit we don't have to worry about, right?
07:03We provide them a pitch, then they can deal with the rest of it.
07:06Yeah.
07:10Oh, it's quite big.
07:12So, this is to the centre of the goal at the minute, so 10 metres in, 10 metres that way.
07:18All right, so we're going that way, are we?
07:20So, this will be the centre of the goal, down from there.
07:22Yes, OK, lovely. Yeah, gotcha.
07:24Love that.
07:25We just needed to get the posts in the ground before anyone else could complain.
07:32Got it.
07:37Crisp white goals, look.
07:39Love that.
07:42I'll let you crack on, yeah?
07:44Yeah, all over it like a rash, then.
07:46I see you watching on.
07:47We're just doing a little five-a-side pitch here, and, er...
07:50I was thinking I was going to draft you up.
07:52I can't even see the ball.
07:53It's got a bell in it.
07:55How do you feel about having a pitch here?
07:56I know there's been a little bit of debate over the sense of...
07:59Why?
07:59...some people don't want noise.
08:01So, how do you feel about it?
08:02No problem.
08:03Oh, you're with us?
08:03Oh, good.
08:05How long have you had a van down here for?
08:07Oh, I'm now 80.
08:10Wow, OK.
08:11And I bought the first car out of Vandana when I was 18.
08:14Oh!
08:14Oh, the good old days, eh?
08:16Oh, wow.
08:17So, you've had your, sort of, kids coming through, and so you've managed to keep the tradition going.
08:22Was it?
08:22Whereas me and Danny, you know, we've been here a while now, and that's what we're trying to do, really,
08:25is trying to, you know, keep the place interesting, and, you know, it's the young people coming through, hence why
08:30I've done the football pitch, because if there's nothing for young people to do here, then they won't buy a
08:34van down here, and that's the end of this game.
08:35That reminds me of when Harry was here, Harry Bednag.
08:37Oh, go on, Harry. I know Harry, yes.
08:38Yeah.
08:39The senior.
08:40Senior.
08:41Yeah.
08:42His father.
08:43So, Harry's dad?
08:44Yeah.
08:44He was in the caravan next to ours.
08:46He used to do a father's side here on a Sunday.
08:49Really?
08:50Yeah.
08:50That went on for a few years.
08:52Wow.
08:53So, there's always been, that's what I'm saying, as soon as I see the post go up, yeah, it brings
08:57back memories.
08:58Well, okay.
08:59Well, what an absolute pleasure.
09:00What a wonderful man.
09:01Take care, babe.
09:02Lovely to see you, my darling.
09:03Nice to meet you.
09:03Lovely to see you.
09:04Lovely to meet you.
09:06See you soon.
09:07Yeah, you take care.
09:07Have a lovely day.
09:08Enjoy yourself, whatever you're doing today.
09:10This is a good idea.
09:11Yeah, that was a lovely little idea.
09:13It's a new idea of me putting a call into Harry.
09:15The kids know who he is, because he won the jungle.
09:17He's a West Ham legend, even though he did fucking go to Tottenham.
09:20But we'll let all that go for now.
09:22And I think if we can roll Harry in, get a little team together.
09:25Yeah, it could be the launch of the old five-a-side football pitch on Nuts Farm.
09:34I bumped into a lovely old geezer called Bernard, and he mentioned your name.
09:41He said, listen, Harry used to come down here with his dad and all that sort of stuff.
09:45And I thought, well, no way.
09:45I said, well, Harry's had a caravan down Nuts Farm.
09:48Is that true, Harry?
09:49Nuts Farm.
09:50Oh, we lived at Nuts Farm.
09:51When I was a kid in a youth, you know, we'd all come down the caravan every week.
09:55We had the time of our life down here at Nuts Farm.
09:57Oh, that's amazing.
09:59Well, look, I'm down here, right, and I'm trying to run it with me daughter, Danny.
10:03Now, it's been up and down.
10:04Yeah.
10:04I'm not going to fucking lie.
10:06I was wondering if you fancied coming down, having a little reminisce.
10:09Yeah, I'd love to.
10:10Right, come and have a little mooch about.
10:12I'm going to get the staff together.
10:13Yeah.
10:13And we're going to get a little team together.
10:15And the residents, they're going to get a little team together.
10:18And I was wondering, if you come down, manage the residents, we'll have a little kick about.
10:21Of course.
10:21I want to make this a tradition again.
10:23And we'll see how we go, eh?
10:24Lovely, Danny.
10:25I look forward to it.
10:26Oh, good boy.
10:26I'll be in touch, son.
10:27Lots of love.
10:28Cheers, Dan.
10:28God bless you.
10:29Bye, mate.
10:29Bye, mate.
10:30Bye, Danny.
10:30Oh, what a touch.
10:32What a touch.
10:34Eh?
10:35Bit of Harry Redknapp on the firm, see?
10:38Amazing.
10:39That's all you need.
10:43That evening, it was time to go from a game I love to one I couldn't stand.
10:48Bingo.
10:50It's not just a religion for die-hard residents.
10:52It's also a significant source of income for the park.
10:58I love bingo.
11:02Absolutely love it.
11:04You get to meet people and you're having a laugh and you meet all different walks of life.
11:10I look up a pretty girl now.
11:12Come on.
11:22Bingo.
11:22It's bingo.
11:23Good evening, one and all, and welcome to the Priory Club.
11:27It's bingo time.
11:29It brings people in from other sites, people that are not even on our camp.
11:32Last year alone, over 3,000 people played on Priory, with payouts totaling over $104,000.
11:39I absolutely hated it.
11:41When I first come down here, I would not do it.
11:44I know it changes.
11:45A little win and then you're hooked.
11:47That's it.
11:48Yeah.
11:48We're starting with a three.
11:49Do you want that three to start you off?
11:50Yeah, just that one.
11:51Yeah, definitely.
11:52Everyone sits in the same tables, yeah.
11:55Yeah, I've sat in the same table for 17 years.
11:58Every night, maybe one or two.
12:01After the 80s night, I started wondering what else in the entertainment needed a shake-up.
12:06And bingo, taking up three nights a week, felt like a good place to start.
12:11I like a bit of bingo.
12:12Yeah?
12:13Yeah.
12:14I used to go with Nanny, didn't I, on a Sunday?
12:16Yeah, you did, you're right.
12:17You better not win in here.
12:19They'll think it's rigged.
12:20Yeah, they would think it's rigged.
12:22I'll have your pay down onto your pink ticket now.
12:24Pink ticket?
12:25Where's the pink one?
12:26Right, here's your pink ticket, right.
12:28Come on, you.
12:29I've been fucking doing that.
12:30I've been silly.
12:32Right, here you go.
12:32Ready?
12:33First numbers, five and eight, 58.
12:37Seven and eight, 78.
12:40Seven and one, 71.
12:42Yeah, I can't do.
12:43It's too quick for me.
12:45It's too fast.
12:46Six and five, 65.
12:48I'm not fast.
12:50What, to find the numbers?
12:51All that bollocks here?
12:5276.
12:55Two and six, 26.
12:59Nine-oh, blinds 90.
13:01It makes no sense to me, my darling.
13:02You and crap, man.
13:04Six and seven, 67.
13:08Seven-oh, blinds 70.
13:10Why are you not playing this, darling?
13:11I can't work it out, darling.
13:12Too fast.
13:13Yeah.
13:15Eight and seven, 87.
13:17Five and nine, 59.
13:19Can't kick it up, it's too fast.
13:20But yeah, intense.
13:22Fast and tense.
13:24And of course you can't go,
13:25oh, I didn't hear that one,
13:27because you'd get fucking glassed in there.
13:30So no, I can't sit in there,
13:31and that's not from where.
13:31I'm going to have to read out the numbers
13:32at some point as well,
13:33and that's fucking petrifying.
13:35That's more frightening to me
13:36than doing Pinter
13:37live on the West End stage,
13:39and that's the fucking truth.
13:40That is scary shit.
13:49Lays down was always,
13:51like, it was a big part of our life,
13:52you know?
13:54Back in the day,
13:55my mum and dad had a caravan
13:56on Nuts Farm,
13:59and we used to come down here weekends.
14:02My dad would finish work in the docks.
14:04He worked in the docks all his life,
14:05and my mum used to work
14:06in the cake factory,
14:08and they'd finish work,
14:09and every Friday night
14:10get the old green coach
14:12out of Poplar
14:13and head down to Laysdown.
14:15That was our weekend.
14:16It was fantastic.
14:23My dad was football mad.
14:24Sport was his life,
14:25and all the kids would come over,
14:27like, Harry,
14:28can we get a team we want to play?
14:29And he'd organise it
14:31to have a game against the Priory.
14:33He would play Nuts Farm on the field.
14:36It ain't changed that much around here,
14:38you know?
14:39The Rose and Crown's still there.
14:41Look,
14:42that's where they'd have a punch-up
14:43on Saturday night.
14:44There'd be people singing
14:45on the mic in there,
14:47and it's,
14:48yeah,
14:48just
14:50same old,
14:50same old.
14:51Brilliant.
14:54My career's taken me
14:55from sort of West Ham,
14:57Tottenham,
14:57you know,
14:58Portsmouth,
14:59Bournemouth,
14:59you know,
15:00managed against Fergie,
15:01Mourinho,
15:02Veng,
15:02everybody,
15:03really,
15:03haven't I?
15:04But if I can't beat Danny,
15:05then I really think I should retire.
15:12Here he is.
15:13Hi, Dan.
15:14Good to see you, Sam.
15:15You all right, mate?
15:15How you doing?
15:16Hi, Danny.
15:18How are you?
15:18Happy to meet you.
15:19Welcome, mate.
15:20Welcome back.
15:20Here he is.
15:21Look at him.
15:22This is Jimmy.
15:23Hi, Harry.
15:24Hello, mate.
15:25So nice to meet you.
15:26Nice to see you.
15:27So, Jimmy's,
15:27this is Jimmy's family's cast.
15:28I remember meeting your old man.
15:30Yeah, yeah.
15:30He used to come out shouting us.
15:32No.
15:34Now, when I first arrived here,
15:36I realised there's a bit of rivalry
15:38between Priory and Nuts.
15:40Now, I didn't know this.
15:42I don't really,
15:42I don't really get on it.
15:43You know,
15:44you've got the caravan lot,
15:45which would have been your lot,
15:46and the chalet lot.
15:46Now, when I was a kid,
15:48we used,
15:48I had one of them caravans
15:50that had no cars in it.
15:51Oh, so did we.
15:52So, we used to look up to people
15:54with chalets.
15:55Yeah.
15:55And now,
15:56it's the roles of reverse.
15:57Now, the chalets are only going
15:58up about five grand.
15:59Really?
15:59And these are going up
16:00for 40 grand, these.
16:01Really, yeah.
16:02I suppose,
16:03when you was here,
16:03you wouldn't have had
16:04these sort of vans down here,
16:05would you?
16:05No.
16:06All little,
16:06properly little old caravans.
16:07Yeah, little diddy ones,
16:08you know.
16:10Here he is.
16:11Look at him living it up,
16:12old Bernard there, look.
16:13Who's going to sell out of Bernard?
16:15Pulled someone down
16:16to see you, Bernard.
16:17Bernard, how you doing?
16:18How are you?
16:19Well, we got him down here.
16:19Yeah, we got him down here.
16:21Seeing you is like
16:22reincarnation of your dad.
16:23I know, yeah, yeah.
16:24And I do that to me,
16:25my missus said,
16:26you do that with your hair.
16:27Yeah, that's what happened.
16:27Your dad was always doing that.
16:29Right, so, anyway,
16:29Bernard, I bumped into you
16:30the other week
16:31and you were telling me about,
16:32you know,
16:33the old football
16:33that we used to have down here
16:34back in the day
16:35and you come up with
16:36a lovely idea
16:36that we should try
16:37and bring it back.
16:38Which then give me,
16:39and then you started
16:39to speak about Harry.
16:40Yeah, because I remember
16:41you coming down
16:42and see Harry's seen you.
16:43Yeah, yeah.
16:44I've got to say,
16:45yeah.
16:45He was the one
16:45where we used to go over there
16:46on a Sunday afternoon.
16:48The whole campsite
16:49literally used to be
16:49around that football pitch.
16:51Really?
16:51Have a game.
16:52So, what was it,
16:52five a side?
16:53It was a five a side.
16:54Yeah, five a side.
16:55Competitions between the camps.
16:56Well, inevitably,
16:57that's what I want.
16:58So, we're going to have
16:59a game with the staff
17:00against the residents.
17:02And you're on the residents.
17:03Well, he's the manager
17:04of the residents, of course.
17:05And then, hopefully,
17:07it starts it off
17:08that every year
17:08they start playing
17:09other campsites.
17:10Little groves,
17:11you've got arts,
17:12you've got...
17:12So, really,
17:13I wanted to start a tradition off.
17:14Really?
17:14Where do you think
17:15your old van was then, Harry?
17:16The old van?
17:17Bernie knows exactly
17:18what his old van was.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Where's Steve's van is?
17:20Well, look, this one here.
17:21Yeah.
17:22Let's have a look
17:22at that one then, mate.
17:23Bernie, lovely to see you.
17:25Take care, mate.
17:25Keep well, keep well, mate.
17:27Look at this one here, though.
17:28Posth, glass, look.
17:29Could live in here.
17:30And how long
17:31you've had this plot?
17:32Twelve years.
17:33You bought it off
17:33of Harry's
17:34and his old cousin.
17:35Oh, I see.
17:37And then, what's there
17:37not to like about?
17:38Oh.
17:39And when you turn around here.
17:40No, it's a good plot here.
17:40No, it's a good plot here.
17:41Fantastic.
17:42We're going to have
17:43a little sit in front
17:44of your plot,
17:44if you don't mind.
17:45Take the pew, son.
17:46All right, Danny boy.
17:49I've, you know,
17:50I've bit off
17:50a little bit more
17:50than I can chew.
17:51I didn't realise,
17:52you know,
17:53you know,
17:54difficult here.
17:54For one,
17:55I'm not a businessman, Harry.
17:56I've never been.
17:56I've never known
17:57that run of business.
17:58It's been hard, mate.
17:59It's been hard.
17:59It's a great spot, Dan.
18:00I mean, he lays down.
18:02It's an hidden gem,
18:03I think.
18:04It's brilliant.
18:04It really is, mate.
18:08Your old man
18:09has been absolutely
18:09smashing the cruise.
18:10Absolutely.
18:11So we need to
18:12change the barrel.
18:15You've got to get it
18:16in the right spot.
18:17Is that in?
18:17That's in, yeah.
18:18I think so.
18:19Ooh, something's
18:19getting at me.
18:22Oh, there we go.
18:22See it.
18:23Push it down.
18:23Yeah, push it down.
18:25Tap that little button there.
18:26The bit up there
18:27should turn green.
18:28Lovely.
18:33Here we go.
18:33Here's our little pits.
18:34Look, look.
18:35Perfect.
18:36Perfect, isn't it?
18:36Look.
18:37Bit jackal on the hill
18:38on the old corner flag,
18:39but that'll do.
18:39Yeah.
18:40So, Harry,
18:40this is Paul,
18:41who runs the site.
18:42How are you, mate?
18:43Oh, good, cheers.
18:44What an honour
18:44it is to meet you, mate.
18:45Wonderful, Mark.
18:46Very nice to meet you, mate.
18:47Mark's good handy, man.
18:48It's been played on a lot.
18:50They've only been in
18:51for, like,
18:52relatively five minutes,
18:52and the kids have been
18:53all over it.
18:54Good to see the kids
18:54play here.
18:55Get them out of here.
18:56The kids are over here
18:56playing football.
18:58Obviously, Harry's
18:59going to manage
19:00the residence.
19:01The residence?
19:02Yes.
19:02Well, because he was
19:03a resident.
19:04Yeah.
19:05His old man started
19:06the football off
19:06years ago.
19:07Who have we got
19:07managing us then?
19:08Well, me.
19:08What do you mean
19:09it was fucking...
19:09So, they've got
19:10a Premier League manager
19:11and we've got
19:12Mean Machine's
19:12Billy the Limping.
19:13Good film, that.
19:14Billy the Limping
19:15gets a winning goal
19:16at the end,
19:16if you remember rightly.
19:17Who's the ref?
19:18Pierluigi Collina.
19:19Proper ref coming down.
19:20Proper ref.
19:20Yeah, got proper
19:21geezer coming down.
19:22Wade him on.
19:22Yeah.
19:23See you later, boys.
19:24See you at the game.
19:25That need for
19:25it's lovely, though.
19:26They're lovely, you know?
19:27Oh, it's got lovely decking, though.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:30With the big game
19:31only a couple of weeks away,
19:32I was feeling good.
19:35Cue a letter
19:36from Swell Council.
19:39Ben?
19:40Right, babe?
19:41I've got some news.
19:43What?
19:43Your submission
19:44has been received
19:45for the above proposal.
19:47Yeah.
19:48Unfortunately,
19:48we require further
19:50information to enable us
19:51to validate the application.
19:53If you wish to proceed
19:54with this application,
19:56please provide
19:57the following listed below.
19:59Go on.
20:00It is not clear
20:01from the red outline
20:02on the site location plan
20:04where the proposed works
20:06will be carried out.
20:07I told you this
20:08when we done
20:09the bollocky square.
20:09No.
20:10I don't know why
20:11you'd have a slide
20:12up against the fence.
20:13Please amend the red outline
20:15so that it includes
20:16where the proposed development
20:17to the main,
20:18the highway...
20:19That's bad fucking grammar.
20:20Yeah, that's bad.
20:20Including the access
20:21to the main highway.
20:22The application plan
20:23should be based
20:24on an up-to-date map.
20:25And the owner's ownership
20:26outlined in blue.
20:27The direction of north
20:27must be shown.
20:29Sufficient roads.
20:29Scale bar should be included.
20:31Landscaping carpet.
20:32Biodiversity.
20:33Oh, no, it gets better.
20:34The fee required
20:35for this type of application
20:36is 2,578.
20:39Therefore,
20:39an additional payment
20:40of 1,990
20:42is required.
20:43We've got it all wrong
20:44when he says
20:45resubmit and pay him.
20:46Have you finished yours?
20:47Yeah, I've sucked that right off.
20:49Now I want more ready.
20:51I love you,
20:52but I don't want
20:54moustache germs on there.
20:55What, in my moustache?
20:56The only thing in my moustache
20:57is your mother.
21:02There's not much
21:02totty down here
21:03for us to look at.
21:04You can look.
21:05That's it.
21:06But my grandkids
21:07would be horrified.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Oh, yeah.
21:10Especially when
21:11her son was out that day
21:13and he walked along
21:14the bun that does
21:15the muscle man.
21:17And when he went by,
21:18I went,
21:18oh, I would.
21:19And she went,
21:19excuse me,
21:20that's my grandson.
21:27A few days later,
21:28it was time
21:28for my training
21:29with Bingo Jedi.
21:31Oh.
21:33What?
21:34What?
21:35Bit of Bingo selling then, mate.
21:36What?
21:36Bingo.
21:37What is all this?
21:39There's a bit of a spiel to it.
21:40Come and get your books,
21:42your Bingo books,
21:42ladies and gentlemen.
21:43Now,
21:43not everyone wants the same.
21:45So a standard set
21:46would be six of them.
21:47So top and bottom,
21:47you can't sell
21:48going over the middle
21:49because then you're going
21:49to have different numbers.
21:50Yeah.
21:51One of these,
21:51second chance flyer.
21:52One of those,
21:53blue flyer.
21:53And just one of these
21:54open the box.
21:55So we play an eight-page main.
21:56So we go front to back
21:57in the main books,
21:58one game at a time,
21:59one line, two lines,
21:59full house on each game.
22:01Yeah, I've gone.
22:02You've lost me already, mate.
22:07Baffled,
22:07we moved on
22:08to selling ticket books.
22:10Someone comes up, right?
22:11What do you want?
22:12Yeah.
22:12Maybe be a little bit more polite.
22:14Okay, hello, babe.
22:15You look lovely.
22:16What are you after,
22:17my little sweets?
22:18What do you want?
22:19What do you want back round you?
22:20I'll have six,
22:21two second chance,
22:22one flyer,
22:23two open the box
22:24and I'll have two oddies as well.
22:25All right, okay.
22:26We'll pick up what you need, darling.
22:27They're all here.
22:27No, no, no, no.
22:28You know what they are.
22:29So it seems like a lot
22:30of fucking trouble, doesn't it?
22:32Yeah, but it's a big lure, though, mate.
22:33Bingo is a big lure.
22:34Always has been as well
22:35for a long time.
22:36Yeah, I know it is.
22:36So two of them,
22:37two of them,
22:38no, one of them.
22:39One of them.
22:39Yeah.
22:40One of them.
22:40Two of them.
22:41Two of them.
22:41Why two of them?
22:42That's what they want.
22:43So that's six quid.
22:44Two second chance.
22:45Seven, eight,
22:46nine, ten.
22:47Two open the box.
22:48Ten, eleven quid.
22:49No.
22:50Say it again.
22:51Six.
22:52Six what, babe?
22:52What do you want?
22:53Six.
22:53I'll have a six.
22:54One blue flyer.
22:55So that's six, seven, eight.
22:57So they want eight,
22:57but they want them odd, though.
22:58So what have been a **** about it?
22:59Because that's how they...
23:00Why don't you tell me eight
23:01and then I'll give you the eight
23:02and then I'll give you
23:03the two second chances.
23:04They want their oddies to be odd.
23:10Next, it was on to the park's
23:11very own Commodore 64 Death Star.
23:15Two and three, 23.
23:19One.
23:19No, on its own, number one.
23:22So when it's on, it's jack.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Three and three, 33.
23:27Or all the threes, 33.
23:29So you always do that, do you?
23:30Yeah.
23:31All the sixes, 66.
23:34We need someone to call up, really, now.
23:36Yeah.
23:36So hold up.
23:37So when someone goes,
23:38what do they say?
23:38E-R.
23:39They say E-R.
23:40E-R.
23:40Hold on, hold on.
23:41Now what happens?
23:42Paul will go along now
23:43to that table.
23:44Paul, any chance?
23:45You didn't say line called.
23:46Line call.
23:48Paul will do that.
23:49Paul, oh no, Paul does that.
23:50No, no, you say line called.
23:52Why don't you make your mind up?
23:53Who's doing it?
23:53You.
23:54Right, so I've just had me E-R.
23:56That's a line call.
23:57Any value, Paul?
23:58One, two, three, four.
24:00So we press that red button there.
24:01So I press the red.
24:02Type in.
24:03We say one, two, three, four.
24:04I'm going to type shit in now, lad.
24:08It will say not valid because it ain't a winner.
24:11False call.
24:12So if that was right, then,
24:13you would say that's good for a line.
24:15That's good for the line, that is.
24:17Now we say mark number 64 on your second chance.
24:20You've got that second chance thing, right?
24:21Of course I am.
24:22You might as well be talking to me in fucking Arabic.
24:26This bingo game is confusing.
24:28I've underestimated it.
24:30When I see something else I could do without it.
24:41Right, let's have a little dip.
24:42Too hot out there?
24:43That's it.
24:46A couple of tinnies.
24:47It's beautiful.
24:51No, don't be doing that.
24:55I love you, but not that much.
24:56Where's me rubber duck?
25:03Oh, look at them.
25:06When I saw you coming over here, I thought,
25:09who's these athletes coming over here?
25:12Perhaps they're training for the next Olympics.
25:14Yeah, exactly.
25:15So, look, I brought you over here because
25:17we've got the little five-a-side pitch.
25:19I would like to kick it off with a match.
25:22I thought what we'd do today is see if anyone's got anything about them.
25:25Anything.
25:26Ellen, have you ever played football, darling?
25:29I'm going to go for no.
25:30How have you ever?
25:31Bits and bobs with the kids.
25:32So, you have kicked a ball?
25:33Yeah.
25:34When was the last time you played a competitive match?
25:36Never.
25:36Never.
25:37You're young.
25:37Look at him.
25:38Look, full of spunk.
25:39I play every week.
25:40Yeah?
25:41Yeah.
25:41Lovely.
25:42Jim?
25:42I play FIFA.
25:44Right.
25:45I have played.
25:46So, you have played?
25:47Not anymore, no.
25:48Why's that?
25:48My knee.
25:49What's happened to your knee?
25:50I've got one ACL.
25:51In this leg, this one's gone.
25:52Done.
25:53All right.
25:54Well, let's just start.
25:55Just take the penalty at me.
25:56Let's see who can actually strike a ball.
25:59Ready?
26:02Love that.
26:03You didn't even die.
26:05Oh, I love the chance.
26:07I don't know what foot he has.
26:09Well, you don't know what footed you are?
26:10No.
26:11What handed are you?
26:13I kicked me your right.
26:15Oh, you mark.
26:16You could have let me up, that.
26:17Who's up next?
26:20Oh.
26:24Oh.
26:25Whatever foot.
26:25You go in, we go out.
26:27And then you're really close to the goal.
26:29Love that, Dan.
26:30Two feet.
26:31Strike at you.
26:33Come on, Bracey.
26:35Try and put a bit of effort in if you can.
26:49Go, go, go, take a shot, now.
26:51Take a shot.
26:52Oh.
26:54Oh.
26:55Oh.
26:55Oh.
26:56Oh.
26:56Oh.
27:00Oh.
27:03Well done, Paul.
27:04Bye-bye.
27:07That's enough of that ballets.
27:10Well done, everyone.
27:11I'm impressed here.
27:12We've done well.
27:13Nice couple of touches from Dan.
27:14Yeah.
27:15Ellen nearly nutted one in.
27:16Very impressed with Mark's goalkeeping skills.
27:19Tell you what, stand off a chance here.
27:21Don't wait with this team.
27:22Back to the bar.
27:23We've done, everyone.
27:25Yeah, I think we're fucked, to be honest.
27:38Arsenal out.
27:41Arsenal out.
27:44Any chance?
27:46Oh, he's always got a new Arsenal shirt on there.
27:48What year is this one?
27:50Is this this year's?
27:51This is this year's one.
27:51I've got a proposition for you, Al.
27:53What's that?
27:53I want to get a team together.
27:56Yeah.
27:56Of the staff.
27:57Yeah.
27:57And we want to have it with the residents.
27:59Oh, right.
28:00So, back in the day, didn't you say,
28:02sure I heard you say,
28:02you used to play over here and all that, didn't you?
28:04Yeah, yeah.
28:05Games and all that sort of stuff.
28:06We're trying to bring that back.
28:07So, Harry Redknapp.
28:09You a fan of Harry?
28:10He's a good lad, yeah?
28:11No, he's good as gold.
28:12Well, also, he used to have a van down here back in the day, didn't he?
28:14I think he was on Steve's plot.
28:16There you go.
28:16That's it, yeah.
28:17So, anyway, I've made a call.
28:21He's going to manage your team.
28:22All right, yeah.
28:23You want to be captain or whatever.
28:24Get a few residents together.
28:25He can manage you against us, like.
28:27I've seen the staff.
28:29Who you got on the staff?
28:30You've got a couple of young...
28:31I know who you've got.
28:32You've got that young lad who thinks he's a footballer,
28:34goes out with Cat.
28:35Can't think of his name.
28:35William.
28:36You've got a few couple of youngsters.
28:38Mark ain't a bad keeper.
28:39Yeah, but he's got a dodgy knee.
28:40Yeah, but he's in gold.
28:41One dive and he'll be out.
28:42I've got him in gold.
28:42Jimmy's never kicked a ball in his life.
28:44He'll probably have a beer with his hand on the wing.
28:46Yeah.
28:47There's a couple of youngsters over there I'm going to nick.
28:49Got to be staff, though, yeah?
28:50Got to be staff.
28:51No worries, John.
28:52Top man out.
28:52I look forward to it, mate.
28:54Yeah, let's go to work.
28:55And you've got Harry Redknapp as your manager.
28:57That'd be brilliant, yeah.
28:58There you go, see?
28:58That's it.
28:59I'll tell them that.
29:00See you later.
29:01I'll see you next week.
29:03Alan was on board
29:04and clearly already taking it far more seriously than me.
29:09Ready, ready?
29:09Roll it.
29:11Nice.
29:12Football on the pitch again at Nux.
29:15It's been a long time.
29:16Normally I'm having a beer with Alan.
29:18Right, one sec.
29:19One sec.
29:19I've seen a new Alan today.
29:21He's like a sergeant major.
29:23He's like really professional.
29:24One of you has come on.
29:25Guys, if you're kicking that way,
29:27put your hands up in the air.
29:30Whoop.
29:34Right, guys, let me breathe.
29:36He's looking good as a goalkeeper, Radon.
29:38He hasn't done too, but a guy with one arm.
29:40Without a doubt.
29:41Yeah, yeah.
29:42So that gives us a 12, then.
29:43Well done for turning up.
29:45Good effort from all of you.
29:47That's right.
29:47Good for you all.
29:49I hope you know.
29:50Look, I'll be checking memberships, mate.
29:52Check memberships?
29:53Yeah.
29:54I want to check the staff passes.
29:55You can.
29:56I won't get anyone that's not staff.
29:58There's no one.
29:59No one will get by me.
30:00And you all won't get by me either, mate.
30:01As they come onto the pitch,
30:02I'm going to be asking for their membership card.
30:04If they ain't got one, then they can fuck off.
30:06You know what I mean?
30:07Listen, I've got two girls who's going to mullet your girls.
30:10They're like rockwilers.
30:11You are worried.
30:12Why am I worried?
30:13Why did you come and sit next to me at the bingo the other night?
30:15Just to let you know that Connor is on our team
30:18and you ain't having him.
30:19There's no chance.
30:19You look well worried.
30:20Yeah.
30:20It's roasting out here.
30:22I can see it.
30:22I can see your hands like that.
30:24No.
30:25Stable, mate.
30:25Hold them out, then.
30:26Hold them out.
30:26Hold them out.
30:27Stable, mate.
30:28But as good as your goalkeeper now is.
30:29Hold yours out.
30:30I know, you're about 70.
30:31You will shake, wouldn't you?
30:32Oh, look.
30:33That's just natural.
30:36Right, we'll have to send you off, son.
30:38Off you go.
30:43The big game was just days away,
30:45but I sadly had other things on my mind.
30:51Fancy yourself tonight on a bingo?
30:59You got a preferred number, Rita?
31:02Yeah, I like Paul.
31:08Well, I might do it if you don't mind.
31:14Right, see you guys later.
31:20I don't know.
31:26Soon enough, my bingo numbers were finally up.
31:31And my big debut loomed.
31:34She's going to have to go easy on me.
31:36Why is that, love?
31:37Well, in case I fuck it up.
31:41People take bingo seriously because we're playing for money.
31:44That's the bottom line.
31:45If someone's messing around and it messes them up,
31:47and then they should have won, they don't win,
31:49and then they're losing out on money,
31:51then it's serious.
31:52No one's going to laugh that off.
31:53No.
31:54So, we'll have to have a close eye on him at first.
31:59How are you getting on, boys?
32:00You all right?
32:00All right.
32:01Cush D.
32:02Going bingo later.
32:05Um, just local drug dealers, they won't be going to bingo.
32:09No, I've had some lessons, which I never thought I'd have.
32:12None of it's gone in.
32:13OK, let's make that clear.
32:15So, let's see what happens.
32:17Bingo is a very, very serious business.
32:20A scary business, in a way.
32:22I like to fuck about, have a laugh and a joke.
32:24I know I can't do that in there.
32:26I don't think they're happy about me getting involved in it.
32:29You know, because they're very sort of superstitious.
32:31So, I've got to dig deep and stay, you know, professional
32:36and do as I'm told, which is not easy.
32:44I'd sort of roll these up, but then I'd do automatically
32:49become Freddie Mercury.
32:51Wish me luck.
32:56Here they come.
32:57Here they come.
32:58Look at them all.
33:00What are you after?
33:01Knock me off, that's it.
33:02So, what, two of these?
33:04It's an odd three.
33:05You want an odd three?
33:06I want the one with the red on.
33:07Why?
33:08Because I just do.
33:09There you go, my darling.
33:10Thank you, sweetie.
33:11What are you after?
33:12Depends what you've got.
33:13Well, whatever you want.
33:15One of each, please, darling.
33:16Do you think he's going to call the bingo all right?
33:19Well, if he don't, he's going to get lynched.
33:21Six, one, two, two.
33:23One.
33:23Two.
33:24No, two.
33:24All right, all right.
33:25Fucking hell.
33:26One.
33:27Just can't get the staff down.
33:28No, you can't.
33:29Listen, he's learning.
33:30Just these two?
33:30Yes, please.
33:31All right.
33:32Boom, boom.
33:32Getting a bit of a cure here, lads, if you want to...
33:34All right, fucking hell.
33:36That was me and his cure would be gone by now.
33:39Danny's done all these films.
33:41He's done all these hooligans, all these big, hard men.
33:43And it turns out the old days at bingo is going to be the thing that scares him the most.
33:48It's took long enough.
33:49It's took him about an hour to do it.
33:52But let's hope he don't muck up the ball when he's calling.
33:56Go and help him if he does.
33:57He better not fuck it up.
33:58Because we love our bingo.
33:59Here we go.
34:00Love bingo.
34:01It's bingo.
34:02It's bingo.
34:04It's true.
34:05It's lucky numbers, bingo time again.
34:08Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
34:09You must bear with me.
34:10It's the first time we've ever done this.
34:11It's daunting.
34:12But I know there's reddies at stake.
34:14Shall we have it, then?
34:15We're starting on your lilac ticket first.
34:16So we're starting on the lilac ticket first.
34:19We're looking for your line.
34:20Looking for your line.
34:21Your first number.
34:22Your first number.
34:24On its own, two.
34:27Wait.
34:27Two and three.
34:29Twenty-three.
34:32On its own, number seven.
34:38Three-seven, thirty-seven.
34:40It's nice and clear, anyway.
34:43Three and O.
34:45Thirty.
34:46Three and O.
34:47Three and O.
34:48Three-O, blind thirty, then.
34:51Giving it the big one.
34:53Get it right.
34:54You're doing well, actually.
34:55Am I doing all right?
34:56Yes.
34:57Really well.
34:57My arsehole's clenched up here, honestly.
35:02Eight and six.
35:03Eighty-six.
35:06Six and nine.
35:08Sixty-nine.
35:09Any way up.
35:10Any way up.
35:12Five and eight.
35:14Fifty-eight.
35:15That cut over there's called it.
35:18Six, two, seven, four.
35:20Cheers, mate.
35:22Good for the full house.
35:23Good for the full house.
35:25Twenty-five.
35:25Well done.
35:26Didn't he do well, ladies and gentlemen.
35:27Let's give him a round of applause.
35:30Cheers, mate.
35:31See you later.
35:33He was good.
35:34Good for him for having a go.
35:36I still don't understand it.
35:37What the fuck is it about, Bingo, honestly?
35:39He done all right.
35:40He done his best.
35:41Put it that way.
35:42He did do his best.
35:43I had a little bit of a joke, you know, with the old legs 11 and the old 60.
35:47You know, like the 69, didn't they? The dirty bastards in there, eh?
36:04So Danny's just sent me a voice note.
36:07Mark, my old son.
36:09Hope you're well, baby.
36:10As you know, big game the weekend.
36:13Huge.
36:14So you've been giving it the biggin' about your lawnmows.
36:17Skills, you know, but, you know, like saying you're the best lawnmower ever in Kent.
36:22So I want you to make that football pitch look like Wembley.
36:25Jesus Christ.
36:26Yeah?
36:27I want the white lines looking crisp.
36:29And I want the pitch to just look like a carpet.
36:34So I can't wait to see it, son.
36:36Love ya.
36:39I've never said I'm the best fucking mower in Kent.
36:42And this is, it's just going to be polishing a turd.
36:44Making it look like Wembley is ridiculous.
36:46It's Nuts Farm.
36:47It's never going to be Wembley.
36:49Not a chance.
37:10All right, Mark?
37:11Hello, mate.
37:11How's it going, all right?
37:12Yeah, all right.
37:13Sorry about this.
37:14I want it done again for some reason.
37:15What's wrong with it, then?
37:16I've done it once.
37:17I have no idea.
37:18I know Danny wants a flat pitch, but look, just look at it.
37:21It's all gone, isn't it?
37:23This is what he asked for.
37:24Is it?
37:25He asked it to be cut short.
37:26Jeez.
37:27It's too short.
37:28It's too short.
37:30It's too short.
37:31Far too short.
37:38It was a beautiful morning for the beautiful game, and time for Harry to check out the squad
37:42Alan had selected.
37:44There he comes.
37:46There he comes.
37:46Look.
37:47All right, boys.
37:53I've been given the old coaching manual.
37:55Oh, right.
37:57Right.
38:01How are we doing?
38:03This is the dream team.
38:05Yeah.
38:05This is it.
38:07Whilst Harry was busy, we snuck over to get a closer look.
38:13He had in that same spot, right?
38:15Let's say, I don't know, 60 years ago.
38:18Yeah.
38:18I tell you what, get round the centre circle.
38:20Yep.
38:20A little bit bigger.
38:21Let's have a little two in the middle.
38:23Dad, didn't he look good?
38:24Oh, Harry, yeah.
38:25Yeah.
38:26Okay, here we go.
38:30Well done.
38:30Here we go.
38:31Now we're passing it.
38:33Okay, in you come.
38:34It's good to see him over here again, isn't it?
38:35He looks well, Dad.
38:36Don't you look like that at his age?
38:38Coach, out the way to get round there.
38:41Go.
38:41No, they look strong.
38:42They look good.
38:43It's got great posture, Harry.
38:45Stop looking at Harry Redknapp's arse.
38:46What's the matter with you?
38:47Don't take it till it's over the line.
38:49Next one.
38:50It's quite lively, Lancaster.
38:51God.
38:52Well done.
38:53Well done.
38:53You're going to have a header.
38:54Look at all this.
38:55I've done none of this for my team, look.
38:57Eder.
38:58Eder.
38:59Eder.
39:03Oh, my God.
39:04What a save that is.
39:06Are we worried?
39:07Probably, yeah.
39:08Probably.
39:09And the next one.
39:10Next one.
39:11Back here.
39:13Here.
39:14Yes.
39:15And back here.
39:16Yes.
39:16Well done, guys.
39:18Anything else you want to do, Harry?
39:19No, that's fine.
39:20That'll do them.
39:20Save the energy.
39:21It's instinct.
39:22You know, you see your players.
39:24It's not difficult.
39:26No.
39:26I think we look okay.
39:29Well, it reminds me a little bit when I first went to Tottenham.
39:33You know, the team looks a little bit similar to that, really.
39:36Yeah, very similar.
39:39Probably won't recognise me, but I recognise him because I've seen him so many times on the TV.
39:45But, yeah, Harry Redknapp was one of their little gang in Chris Freak Market and Poplar, say, over 60 years
39:53ago.
39:54So, he's changed, I've changed, but I'm going to go and see, you know, crafty cattle.
40:24Oh, no.
40:28I don't know.
40:29I'm going to start with Paul and Will and then Danny up front to start.
40:33Come on, let's beat them.
40:34Don't let Danny beat us, please.
40:36I've got a little good luck message here.
40:37Look.
40:38All the best today.
40:39Remember everything that I've taught you.
40:41Hope it goes well.
40:42Tell your dad, pull his finger out.
40:44Don't be on the losing side.
40:45All the best.
40:47He does look like he's under hostage, but that's always how he's been.
40:51Captains, please.
40:52Captains.
40:53Yes, please.
40:53Captains.
40:54So, we're going uphill first.
40:55Thank you very much.
40:56Good luck, Danny.
40:56God bless you.
40:57Good luck, please.
40:57Let's not fuck about.
41:05Good side.
41:06Have some of that, Danny.
41:09It was clear we'd never be the first game on match of the day.
41:15But then a rare moment of class came from my right trotter.
41:27Oh, fuck off.
41:29Oh, fuck off.
41:32No one moaned.
41:33It was a great strike, but yeah, the tackle.
41:35Don't be slippery.
41:37But with that kick in the bollocks, it gave us some fire in our guts.
41:41And the game finally picked up.
41:46Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:50Get some shots in at Jimmy.
41:52Fucking hell, Jimmy's in goal.
41:54Go!
41:55Shoot!
41:59No score.
42:01Got to get some shots in.
42:02Just hitting a target.
42:04Right, you're up that in now.
42:05We're swapping ends, remember?
42:06Ready, guys?
42:07Right, come on.
42:09Oh, unlucky.
42:13Go on, go on, go on.
42:15Come on, come on.
42:16Yeah!
42:17Yeah!
42:19Let's go!
42:21Referee, where's the VAR?
42:23Victory for the staff looked a dead cert.
42:27Sorry, Ref.
42:28Sorry, Ref.
42:29But as the minutes ticked away, the residents well and truly put us under the cosh.
42:35What a save.
42:37What a save that is!
42:48Penalties!
42:49Penalties!
42:52Should have won that.
42:52We've got Rob for the first goal.
42:54Right, they're nicked here at the end.
42:55I'm sure they had six players on the pitch, but we're aware of it.
42:57It's penalties it is.
42:58You've been unbelievable in goal.
42:59Right, we've got some penalty takers.
43:01Ready?
43:02Let's have it!
43:03Yeah!
43:14Have some of that, Danny!
43:16Great, Penny.
43:19Take your time.
43:21Bit of a run-up, then.
43:24Oh!
43:26We're lucky.
43:29We're lucky.
43:30We're lucky.
43:30We're lucky.
43:50I had to step up to keep us in the game.
44:00What a penalty that was.
44:03The pressure was now on Mark.
44:07Go on, Mark.
44:12We had to score and it fell to Paul.
44:15A man who bleeds the blue and white of Priory Hill.
44:18And it fell to Paul.
44:19Oh!
44:21Oh!
44:22Oh, yeah!
44:24Yeah!
44:27Yeah!
44:27Oh, yeah!
44:32Champion!
44:33Champion!
44:35Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
44:37Hey!
44:48How's it been, being back down here?
44:49I've loved every minute of it, Dan, I promise you.
44:52Proper people, proper play.
44:54I just loved it.
44:55It's brought back so many great memories.
44:57You've made a lot of people happy today,
44:58and I really appreciate you coming down here.
44:59You made me happy inviting me down.
45:01God bless you, son.
45:02Love you, Dan.
45:02You just nicked it.
45:03Nothing in it, wasn't it?
45:04Thanks, O'Neill.
45:05Great game.
45:08How are we doing?
45:11How are you?
45:13How are you doing?
45:15We used to be in Pixie Market.
45:17Yeah.
45:18Chris Street Market.
45:20Oh, my God.
45:20Don't tell Sandra.
45:21Don't tell Sandra.
45:23How much money did the residents pay for you to disallow our goal?
45:28Maybe next year you'll do a bit better.
45:29Probably get a different ref.
45:31Yeah, I don't blame you.
45:32You will find when you go back to your motor
45:33that all of the windows have been smashed to pieces
45:36and you've got no wheels left.
45:37Brilliant.
45:38Welcome to Laysdown.
45:39Thank you very much.
45:40Welcome to Laysdown.
45:41God bless you, son.
45:41Go on, on your way.
45:42Go on.
45:43On your way.
45:44Yeah.
45:45Yeah.
45:46Fucking Libby.
45:48It was a great finish as well.
45:50It was a lovely finish.
45:51Balls on the move, on the roll.
45:52I'm sure they had six players on the pitch when they equalised,
45:54but again, we'll wear it.
45:56Everyone played well.
45:57Again, another good day.
45:59Hopefully it starts off with a little trend.
46:01We've got the football pitch now.
46:02Yeah.
46:02We've had fun.
46:03Everyone's got involved.
46:04And I think no caravans were damaged.
46:06Everyone seems like me.
46:07Well, what about Darren?
46:08He's missed out.
46:09Who?
46:10Next time, we resuscitate our cursed playground plans.
46:15Is there any hands on each of Greece?
46:16Where's the cock area?
46:18Oh, I can't breathe.
46:19Get me out of here.
46:20I finally get to investigate the state of the Sheppie Waters.
46:24Well, I bet the sea ain't changed, has it?
46:26Obviously, there's more shit in it now.
46:27Cheers!
46:29And as our first year, when the park comes to a close,
46:32I think I've took a lot on this year.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Our future feels uncertain,
46:36so I can only really make a decision if you want us.
46:41We'll be singing
46:43When we're winning
46:45We'll be singing
46:48I get knocked down
46:50When I get up again
46:51When the hell is gonna keep me down
46:53I get knocked down
46:55When I get up again
46:56When the hell is gonna keep me down
46:58I get knocked down
46:59When I get up again
47:00When the hell are gonna keep me down
47:02I get knocked down
47:04When I get això and get
47:05When the hell is gonna keep me down
47:07I get knocked down
47:08When I get动 again
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