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00:00The following programme contains strong language.
00:10I think it should be the generic questions,
00:13like, describe yourself in three words,
00:16why have you entered the competition?
00:18Oh, God. I think we should just play it safe a little bit.
00:20OK, no, you won't, maybe. Not wash your favourite sex position.
00:25Previously, we struggled to get our heads round the numbers.
00:29Er...
00:30We ain't done our research.
00:31On the left-hand side, a little look.
00:33I dragged a coachload of people down to show off my billboard
00:37and host an open day.
00:38We've sold the Riverwood.
00:39No, stop it.
00:41And there were still many resident demands going unmet.
00:44We have a lot of singers over here, and half of them are terrible.
00:47There's absolutely nothing for the children at all.
00:50And I would all go hand in hand,
00:55hand in hand for them.
00:58I can't lie.
01:07Everybody in the world likes chocolate.
01:18This is another one of my jobs on my long list of jobs.
01:23Video editing, directing, filming.
01:26All right, it's always fun.
01:28If not, a little bit stressful in the editing room.
01:31Yeah, it'll be worth it,
01:32because the kids do love these videos
01:33when they're on the TVs around the place.
01:37All right, let's pack this lot away then.
01:41Get in the editing suite.
01:46Take this stuff seriously when you're making these videos.
01:49As I've gone on these videos, I've added more and more.
01:52Some of these videos have been quite intense.
01:55I think because I secretly want to be an editor or a director
01:59or something, maybe.
02:01To the people on the right-hand side.
02:04To the people on the right-hand side.
02:07Perfect.
02:09That is good enough for me.
02:11I am done.
02:14Ah, relax.
02:15It worked.
02:16Upload it.
02:16Put it on YouTube, on the screens tonight.
02:20Get me a coffee.
02:28I feel that I'm trying to juggle a lot.
02:31And obviously this place is important to me,
02:33but I'm just trying to, you know,
02:35make the gaff a bit more exciting.
02:41Oh, look at this, look.
02:43You're joking, look.
02:46Oh, dear.
02:48Sam, just have a pullover, will it?
02:54I can't believe this.
03:04Obviously, it's not a good look.
03:06Mind you, the cars might enjoy it more now.
03:10Right, let's ring Darren.
03:13I think you might want to come down to the advertising board.
03:17Just come and have a little look.
03:20Er...
03:22It's changed, somewhat.
03:28Erm, I've got to show you something.
03:30Dan?
03:31Oh, my goodness.
03:35Like, has someone done this?
03:37I don't know, baby.
03:39Well, I've just...
03:40I've just called Darren and Paul.
03:42We're going to have to make a decision on this because...
03:44Take it back.
03:45No, I don't get it, no.
03:47No, baby, listen.
03:48Listen.
03:49What's a cock between friends?
03:51Eh?
03:52I love you.
03:53Bye, baby.
03:54Bye, babe.
03:54See you later.
03:55Bye, bye, bye.
04:00Oh, here they are.
04:02Sorry to bring you out here.
04:05No, you're not.
04:05I know, I know.
04:08It sort of starts here on the side.
04:10Have a little read.
04:11Fantastic.
04:12Bit rude.
04:13And then the big one.
04:17Oh.
04:18Did they do it in white first?
04:20Oh, no, they're a proper outfit.
04:23They've primed it.
04:23They've primed the cock.
04:24Yeah.
04:25And then sort of gone again.
04:26And always circumcised.
04:28Always.
04:28Right?
04:29Another motor scene with a cock on me head.
04:32Another motor.
04:34I mean, er, is it good publicity, do you think?
04:36No.
04:38Right, good.
04:38So then maybe we can rip it down and we don't speak of it ever again.
04:41Agreed.
04:47It's been six months since Danny and I invested in and took on Priory Hill.
04:52And aside from the giant cock and balls graffitied on my nut, things are looking all right.
04:58Done a lot of concrete in before?
05:00No.
05:03Empty pitches are down from 37 to 29.
05:07We've also sold an additional six vacant caravans and another five unused chalets.
05:14With new enquiries up about 30%.
05:18Head up.
05:20Oh, I fucked it right in the end, look.
05:23The bar takings are up 20%.
05:26And the park socials have added 4,000 more followers.
05:31We're doing all right.
05:32Yeah, I've got more chance of being knighted and getting that in there.
05:35But there's still room to build, learn, and most importantly, generate income.
05:40I've done it again, I'm stuck.
05:42Are you stuck?
05:44And that's where one of the biggest sources of revenue comes in.
05:48Entertaining punters and getting them into the Priory Club, buying booze.
05:53Throughout the year, we have sort of like 30, 40-odd Saturday nights to fill up.
05:58Daz has always done a great job at that.
06:00And let's not forget, he's been doing it for a long time as well,
06:02filling all those entertainment slots up.
06:04We've had comedians and comedy magicians and all that.
06:07And there's a few that are all right, don't get me wrong, go damn well,
06:09but some of them just go down like such a sack of shit, you know.
06:13Darren's been in charge of the park's entertainment nights for 30 years.
06:17But in the residents' meeting, they were scathing about it.
06:20Half of them are terrible.
06:24How do you think it's going, this entertainment?
06:27It's a tough game.
06:29It's a tough thing, isn't it?
06:30Yeah, it's tough because I can't have the same thing too often,
06:34which is my biggest struggle.
06:37Solo singers on these quiet nights, they're hard to come by
06:41because there's only so many in the area.
06:42Then they start coming from further afield,
06:45they start wanting a bit more money.
06:46Yeah, of course they do.
06:46And they might be a bit more professional, might be that a lot longer.
06:49Tribute your singers.
06:50Yeah, but you're paying a bit more
06:52because they're a bit more specialised.
06:53So you're trying to cater for everybody and it's impossible?
06:56Yeah, it is.
06:57What's a bad night here?
06:58In the sense of how many people?
07:00Ten.
07:03It's hard work for them.
07:04I take it quite personally, more personally than I probably should.
07:06But like you, I want to make a good night for everybody.
07:09Yes.
07:09There was this one night, I remember,
07:11I had the Cheeky Girls down here.
07:13The actual Cheeky Girls?
07:14The actual Cheeky Girls.
07:15Not a single person moved out of that hall after bingo.
07:19Did they really?
07:20The Cheeky Girls got up on that stage.
07:21And smashed it?
07:22They sung their two songs.
07:23They've only got one song, didn't they?
07:24Two, was it?
07:24The Cheeky Girls.
07:26They sung that and then they sat on that stage
07:28and signed every person in that hall's autograph.
07:31God bless them.
07:31They sat there for a couple of hours at least.
07:33So we need something else.
07:35We need something different, something new.
07:36Right.
07:37Something that gets people in this club spending readies.
07:40Okay.
07:41And buying drink and enjoying, you know, the night together.
07:45And I was thinking about doing some auditions.
07:48Oh, right.
07:48We just get some nutty acts down where we might go,
07:51oh, maybe that might work.
07:52You'll know.
07:53I'll show you a few of the acts we've had over the years.
07:55I've got like an OG wall out the back there.
07:57An OG wall?
07:58We are the Cheeky Girls, you are the Cheeky Girls.
08:02So this is the dressing room, is it?
08:04This is it, right, yeah.
08:04Come in here, get dressed.
08:05Wowzers.
08:06Friendly Valley.
08:07Yeah.
08:08Chuckle truck.
08:09Classics up there.
08:10Well, it's a well throwback some of these, isn't they?
08:12Yeah.
08:13I mean, what's the sort of prices on some of these people?
08:15Solo singer, 250, 275.
08:18Your tribute starts going up 5, 6, 750.
08:20Depends on the act.
08:21Depends on the act.
08:22600 shots.
08:23How long is it set?
08:24They'll do a 45, have a 15 minute break.
08:26And then 45?
08:27Yeah.
08:27So the worst case scenario is you give someone four or 500 shots.
08:30There's 10 people in the bar, you're weighing him on.
08:34He's got the ump, you've got the ump, the 10 people have got the ump.
08:37You've lost money.
08:38Yeah.
08:39So it's about ramming the bar out.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Okay.
08:42Obviously I want your opinion on it, but you don't mind handing the reins over to me slightly?
08:46I don't, but if I could be rolled in on it.
08:49Absolutely.
08:49We've made mistakes before, haven't we?
08:51I would like...
08:51Well, we've all made mistakes.
08:53It's not...
08:54I'll probably be able to give you a bit of advice.
08:55Yeah, but then if I take full responsibility, then I'm the one that can feel like shit if
08:59it doesn't work out.
09:00Like I said, you can stand there and go, well, all you's moaning about my acts.
09:05Best of luck.
09:06Cheers, son.
09:07It's a tough gig.
09:07Gonna fucking need it.
09:15Another issue raised at the residence meeting was that kids have nothing to do on sight.
09:24Hello.
09:25Okay.
09:26Oh, hang on.
09:28Oh, that was a lovely smile.
09:31There you go, guys.
09:32Yay.
09:32Oh, you're giving me a cuddle.
09:35Oh, my God, there's so many of you.
09:37Hello.
09:37Just a few.
09:39Oh, no.
09:39There's four more at home.
09:40Four more?
09:41Four more.
09:42The oldest four.
09:43How many do you have?
09:44Ten.
09:44Ten?
09:45Did you always want ten?
09:47No.
09:48Well, she might have done.
09:49I only ever wanted one.
09:50You have to just look at each other and then you're pregnant, basically.
09:53Yeah.
09:53She's off.
09:54That's all right.
09:54She knows the way around the site.
09:56Oh, she's fine.
09:57Yep.
09:57She's perfectly fine.
09:59She'll come back when she's hungry.
10:01I'll go with her.
10:02How do you do it?
10:03Just logistics.
10:05Okay.
10:05Just being organised.
10:06It's like a military operation.
10:08Do you all sleep?
10:09Depends on him.
10:10It depends on him.
10:10About three hours or four hours.
10:12Yeah, it depends on this one.
10:13If I'm lucky.
10:13Oh, bye.
10:14How long have you been coming down here for, then?
10:1717 years.
10:18Weekend school holidays, summer.
10:20I mean, she's here pretty much the whole holiday.
10:22What do you do, then, when you play?
10:24Yeah.
10:25We play on the bikes.
10:28Yeah.
10:28Out on the field.
10:30Yeah.
10:30There's no park, though, is there?
10:32No.
10:32And that's what this place is like.
10:33But there is a park downtown, which we rarely go to.
10:36Yeah, it is definitely.
10:37We're definitely missing a park in that field at once.
10:39There's nothing for them to do.
10:41Yeah.
10:41So even they get bored and I'll get, Dad, can you take us home?
10:44We're bored.
10:45I mean, this place just is in desperate need of a playground.
10:48You know, somewhere they can play and obviously somewhere that's completely safe.
10:52But I just have no idea how much it costs and, like, where it would go.
11:00When I was a little young chavvy, chavvy means child, the clubhouse was one of the most important parts of
11:10the whole park, right?
11:12You know, it was like something you'd gear up to overnight.
11:15So you'd fuck about all day with your cousins, having fun, and then you'd all get ready in your van
11:21and head over to the clubhouse to see what sort of entertainment was over there.
11:25How can we make the clubhouse here somewhere that everyone wants to go?
11:30Because it's the heart and soul of this gaff, of any gaff, any caravan park.
11:36You know, the clubhouse, the bowels, the belly, you know, and gut health is very important.
11:42It's the gut health of the caravan park.
11:48Knowing what I had to do with help from some showbiz agents, I pulled together a dazzling line-up.
11:54How are you, all right?
11:56Here we fucking go!
12:04And with Darren already looking a bit put out, we got off to an interesting start.
12:16Oblobloblobacus, and the pizza has vanished.
12:20You will book Ben Darley for your holiday park.
12:25Danny, you're an actor, yeah?
12:27Yeah, I'm an actor, yes.
12:28What else did you want to do?
12:29I wanted to be a dancer.
12:32A dancer?
12:32Yes, I wanted to dance!
12:34And then it got really uncomfortable.
12:36I do find that reality TV legends great at being hypnotised, and so are slags.
12:41So, um...
12:43So, clasp your hands together.
12:45Close your hands together.
12:52I think I'm calling you a slag.
12:53Oh, was he calling me a slag?
12:55Well, I think he was alluding to the fact that...
12:57Reality star?
12:57Yeah.
12:57Well, fucking go and chin him then!
12:59Any chance?
13:00I'm going to work with cards.
13:03Oh!
13:03Let's have a look what you've got.
13:05Oh, it's the stripper!
13:06Did someone say fire?
13:08Oh!
13:10Oh!
13:11Oh!
13:12Oh!
13:15Oh!
13:16Oh!
13:20It goes swimming like this.
13:26The loveliness of Paris seems somehow...
13:32Down at the Pink Party Club
13:37I'm going to keep on dancing down in West Hollywood.
13:43Ding, ding!
13:51Oh, we're done!
13:53Yay!
13:54Well done!
13:56And now I'm stuck!
13:57Do you want some out?
13:58Fucking help him out here.
14:00Right, hold on, hold on.
14:02Oh, yeah, I've gotcha.
14:04Back here.
14:04Come on, Chuck.
14:05Come on, son.
14:06I don't want to rip it.
14:06Oh, God.
14:07You're really in there.
14:09Here you go.
14:09I think they're getting out.
14:10It's better than the act.
14:14Watch it.
14:15Try and get it over his darby.
14:16Oh, there we go.
14:17Oh!
14:18That's a workout!
14:19Well done.
14:20Well done.
14:21Thank you so much.
14:22Well done.
14:23You smashed it.
14:25How did we think that went, Dan?
14:27I was entertained.
14:29Yes, I was entertained.
14:30I can't stop singing Pink Pony Club now.
14:32Yeah.
14:32He ain't booked anything from that.
14:34None really quite right for here.
14:36As much as that contortionist was fantastic,
14:39it's a three-minute act.
14:41I think if he wants to put on a big night,
14:43he's got to go back to the drawing board
14:45and maybe he leans into his little black book of numbers
14:47and pulls something out of the bag with some of his mates.
14:49I suppose they've got their entertainment acts,
14:52so to replace them, there has to be someone
14:54that has to be better to replace.
14:56Is there anyone better in that line-up to replace?
15:09Five months since the residents' meeting,
15:12there were still loads of things that needed to be addressed.
15:16We'd planted a suggestions box to help sift through the groans.
15:22Exercise classes.
15:24Yoga sessions for adults as well as children.
15:27We could do some exercise classes.
15:29I don't think Laysdown's ready for yoga, Donny.
15:31My suggestion is have a shave.
15:33Your moustache is well, Pony.
15:35And they drew a pony.
15:39What?
15:40Can you get rid of camper van that smells of piss?
15:43Blocking my view on Nuts Road.
15:46Er, how can we look into that?
15:48Please liven up the menu.
15:49It's incredibly limited.
15:51Where are the lentils and where is the couscous?
15:53I don't like lentils.
15:54They really don't agree with me.
15:55Fucking couscous.
15:56I hate couscous.
15:57What is it?
15:58What is it?
15:59Lentils?
15:59I don't think we're going to have lentils in here.
16:02Yeah, it goes right through here.
16:05Yakult?
16:07Is that the name of the person?
16:08It just says my suggestion is Yakult.
16:10What does that mean?
16:11Let's have a look.
16:14Then they've done a little face.
16:15Is that a face?
16:16I don't know what that means.
16:17Yeah, I can't.
16:18One of them Jekyll yogurts, isn't it?
16:20Oh.
16:22It's good for the probiotics.
16:25P.S.
16:25They want some real ale.
16:27Oh, okay.
16:29Oh, real ale again.
16:30Real ale on draft.
16:31On selection.
16:32Sweet, lovely.
16:33In bottles.
16:33It's all right then, isn't it?
16:34Not a bad suggestion.
16:35No, I think some of them are something we need to have a chat with the boys about again because,
16:39you know, is it doable to get some light owls and some real owls?
16:43Still thinking about Yakult.
16:47Meanwhile, Yakult, Danny was on a mission to build a playground for the kids.
16:52We just needed to agree on an ideal site.
16:57Let's whack this here.
16:58How much do you think this is going to cost, babe?
17:00About 20 grand, I think.
17:02All right, Pat. How you doing, baby?
17:04All right, thank you.
17:05Freezing cold.
17:06Lovely, darling.
17:07We're just talking, Pat, about the idea of a park.
17:10No.
17:10What?
17:11No.
17:11Oh, Pat.
17:12No.
17:13Why not?
17:14You'll ruin this site, you put a pike on here.
17:17I've been on here 46 years.
17:19Yeah.
17:19Right?
17:20And all the kids play in the field.
17:22You've got a park downtown.
17:24Put it over Priory if you want one.
17:26Put it over there.
17:26Well, I'll tell you what our concern was.
17:28Priory's got it all.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Nuts has got fuck all.
17:31I know, but we're fucking happy with it.
17:34Yeah, but I know you are.
17:35But the kids ain't.
17:37Yeah, but the kids play.
17:38All the little ones, the big ones.
17:39They play football on here and all that.
17:41You take that away.
17:43But this area here, really.
17:45It's a bit bare, Pat.
17:45There's nothing on here.
17:47Yeah, but that's how it's been all these years.
17:48And that's how everybody mixes.
17:50My kids were streetwise down here.
17:52All the kids mix from all over the place.
17:55Different world now, though, Pat.
17:56Of course it is a different world.
17:57They're not like that no more.
17:58They're not streetwise now, mate.
17:59It's a very different world that we're living in.
18:01Down here it ain't.
18:02So the only reason I'm saying it is, obviously,
18:04people like yourself, you don't fancy having a park.
18:06Why don't you want the park, though, Pat?
18:08The kids want a park.
18:09You'll have people moaning.
18:10You'll have people in the caravan's mind,
18:11all the noise of the kids and all that.
18:13Aww.
18:14You will get that, I'm telling you.
18:15When the boys play football,
18:17people complain about football on here.
18:19Yeah, but that's down to them, though.
18:20Yeah.
18:20That's what I'm saying.
18:21If they don't like it, don't be on the field.
18:23What I'll say, Pat, is this.
18:25We ain't going to get some pony park.
18:27Listen, we want to spend money on it.
18:29I don't want to get a cheap one.
18:30The thing about you saying there's a park down there,
18:32I don't know anyone that's going to let their kids
18:34go and have a mooch up there now.
18:35I don't like having my kids out of my sight.
18:37Ain't like when we were younger.
18:38As long as you put it out of the way,
18:39it's not near the caravan.
18:40Yeah, that's all right.
18:42All right, that's a touch.
18:43All right.
18:43All right, my love.
18:44Bye.
18:44Go on your way, girl.
18:45Go on.
18:45I'll be able to see you soon, Pat. Don't worry.
18:48I do love her.
18:55The auditions had failed to deliver,
18:58so I called on a fellow EastEnders veteran and Sheppie local.
19:03Welcome to the Kentish Riviera, my son.
19:05Well, look, thanks, mate. What's this, a local, bro?
19:08Get that down your neck, yeah.
19:09Barry from EastEnders, also known as Sean Williamson.
19:13Take a seat.
19:14Yeah.
19:14I mean, this is a beautiful gaff, this, Sean.
19:16You come here often, this gaff.
19:17Well, this is where I have my wedding reception.
19:18Is it?
19:19We got married in a little church just around the corner,
19:22a tiny little church,
19:22and then you get on the old pony and trap,
19:24and they bring you down there,
19:25and you have your Bino in that place there.
19:29Oh, I gotcha.
19:30Yeah.
19:30So my gaff, Nuts Farm Priory Hill,
19:34you're aware of this place?
19:35Yes, it lays down.
19:36Right, okay, good.
19:37Because I'm trying to attack the entertainment.
19:41But I've got to say, Sean,
19:42with you, you know, both EastEnders boys.
19:45We never, our paths never really crossed on EastEnders.
19:46Although we did, we ended up with the same bird, Janine.
19:49Weirdly.
19:49Now she pushed you down a fush and hill.
19:51She did, but my accountant's never forgiven her.
19:54Our paths have never crossed,
19:56but what I feel like you've managed to do,
19:57is you've come out of it,
19:58and you were seeing the show, you know,
20:01when it was watched by millions and millions.
20:03You've actually used your brain and gone on,
20:06and you're doing your amazing karaoke now.
20:08Basically, I go out, it's a karaoke road show.
20:09It's incredible.
20:10So I'll go out and sing the first song,
20:12but then I'm joined on stage by members of the audience,
20:14so every song's a duet or a trio.
20:15Yep.
20:16Then I'll finish up on a solo song.
20:18So it seems to have gone down all right.
20:19What I'm trying to do is cater for adults and kids, right?
20:22Now you need your adult entertainment at a certain point,
20:24but you also need someone to, you know, keep the kids entertained.
20:28So have you been auditioning trying and tested acts,
20:31or have a lot of them been hopefuls?
20:33Well, I've made a few calls and trying to get a few bods in,
20:35and, you know, it's all been a bit left field and a bit weird
20:39and a bit...
20:39What is entertainment now, really?
20:41What you do is bang on,
20:42which is immersive and getting them involved,
20:45and, you know, I'm living a lot of nostalgia.
20:47It ain't the 80s no more.
20:49Nah.
20:49If, in another universe,
20:50the word gets out that you have recreated the 80s,
20:53that could become a big thing for people to flock to.
20:56But what you could do,
20:57I've had an idea,
20:58is that if you get, you know,
21:00someone whose face is reasonably well known,
21:03most people might know what they look like,
21:05and they've done a bit before,
21:07and they can sing and, you know,
21:08do a bit of this and that,
21:09and then maybe that could work.
21:12Yeah, it's...
21:14You know, I mean, if I can roll you in at any point,
21:17just even if you'd done a one-off night for me,
21:18that would be amazing.
21:20I'd do it.
21:20I know your schedule, I know you would.
21:21Well, it would be an honour to be a part of it.
21:24What a fucking legend you are.
21:25No worries.
21:26God bless you.
21:26Pleasure to help you.
21:27Legend.
21:51Oh, yes, boys.
21:57Come on that second row.
21:59One of the requests from the suggestion box
22:02was for a better selection of beers,
22:03so what better way to lift my spirits
22:06than a little trip with the lads?
22:08Oh, some row beers.
22:10Oh, right, OK.
22:11Set the pallet.
22:11Ah.
22:12Back at base,
22:13Dani was getting her playground plans underway.
22:16Hello, how are you?
22:18I'm Dani.
22:18I'm not too bad, I'm Mike.
22:19Nice to meet you.
22:19Lovely to meet you, Mike.
22:20You're welcome.
22:20Thanks for coming to see us today.
22:23No problem.
22:24So, basically, here is their swimming pool area.
22:29OK.
22:29Over here, the primary has obviously the clubhouse
22:32and the swimming pool and everything,
22:33so he was like,
22:34oh, maybe we should do the park over at Nuts.
22:37But then, actually, it makes more sense if we have it here
22:40because obviously they've got the swimming pool area,
22:43they've got this nice bit of greenery.
22:44I kind of agree with what you're saying
22:46because if it's closer to the bar area,
22:48to the pool area...
22:49..you've got that added dwell time.
22:51Yes.
22:52So people will spend longer on site
22:54than trying to find other things outside of site.
22:57Absolutely.
22:57And then if they're here and the kids are playing,
22:59they're obviously spending more money over the bar,
23:01which is increasing your profits and your revenues.
23:04Let's get measuring, shall we?
23:05Let's do it.
23:05Let's do it.
23:09More beer sales at the park means more money
23:12for entertainment bookings.
23:14But was Priory Hill ready for hipster's posh pints?
23:18It's going to be very thorough.
23:19Here you go, chaps.
23:20Wow, what have we got here?
23:21Perfect.
23:22Right, OK.
23:23So, what a lovely little platter.
23:25Double-check.
23:26There you go.
23:26You're going left to right as well.
23:28Here we go.
23:33Oh, it's lovely.
23:35Oh, yeah.
23:35Oh, it's a lovely little drop, that.
23:37Sunday.
23:37They're all lovely.
23:38Got a Pall-Melt Vienna malt flaked oats.
23:40I mean, imagine explaining that in the bars a bit.
23:42Yeah, I mean, I was just thinking that.
23:44Cheers.
23:44Cheers.
23:44Well done.
23:45Let's have a bang on this.
23:46Oh, yeah, that's naughty.
23:50That's a nice little drop and all.
23:51Jesus, chaps.
23:52Drinking them a little bit quicker than we were expecting.
23:55Well, let's have a go.
23:56Come on.
23:56Cheers, guys.
23:56Including Belgian waffles and Vermont maple syrup.
24:00Yeah.
24:01A bit of vinegary.
24:02Just what the old fellas on a Saturday afternoon have been asking for.
24:05Have you got any beer that tastes like Belgian waffles and maple syrup?
24:08I don't know what I'm getting here.
24:11A flavour of freshly cut grass backed up with pine and citrus.
24:14You know what else smells of freshly cut grass?
24:17Spunk.
24:19Does it?
24:20I did not think you were going to say that.
24:21I've never heard that before.
24:24I don't know what I'm getting, though.
24:26Pissed.
24:26Yeah, liver disease.
24:28Right, so this is one we definitely couldn't sell in the club.
24:30We don't want people getting absolutely shitfaced.
24:33We've got a couple more because you guys seem fairly thirsty.
24:35Wonderful.
24:36Lovely news.
24:37Will, I suppose the other question would be, how much would they be?
24:40A pint of 8.2% would probably be looking about eight or nine pounds.
24:45Oh, you called it, bro.
24:46The reason it's more expensive is because the higher the ABV, the more tax we pay on it.
24:50So, unfortunately, that's usually possible to the consumer.
24:52Oh, I didn't even consider that.
24:53So, we'd have to do the same, man.
24:54Oh, yeah, yeah.
24:55At the Priory Club.
24:55Well, our cost comes from them.
24:59So, they would charge us more for it.
25:00Oh, the tax is charged then?
25:02Yeah, yeah.
25:02They're paying the tax on that higher ABV.
25:04Oh, I see.
25:04So, they would charge us more to buy it.
25:06So, that's where the higher cost comes in.
25:07So, it would cost us more to buy it, yeah.
25:09Oh, okay.
25:10I thought it would cost us more to sell, then.
25:12Because it would cost us more to buy it, yeah.
25:17I like that.
25:17Oh, I quite like that.
25:18What's your favourite so far, though?
25:19We have been through a lot.
25:20Yeah, we have.
25:21I think, for the Priory Club, Lumos and Kappa.
25:25Would you go and find out some numbers, Will?
25:27Of course, mate.
25:27It's been lovely.
25:28I'll give you some readies.
25:30I'm absolutely battered.
25:38Pop, Pop, bring your bowl, darling.
25:41I get it, I get it.
25:42Look, right, here we go.
25:43Go that way.
25:44Oh!
25:46Is that good?
25:48What a life we have.
25:51Busy doing nothing.
25:59With Sean Williamson kicking off the suggested 80s night with Barry Oakey, all I now needed was to find a
26:06proper icon from that era for the top slot.
26:11But I need someone to round it off, do you know what I mean?
26:13I'm trying to rack my old brains.
26:14I need...
26:15I need a headline act.
26:18So there's got to be a certain age.
26:19There's got to be someone that represents the 80s.
26:21And it's got to be someone that is exciting and someone I can, you know, go, that's a headline act.
26:28But I just don't know, who am I going to get?
26:31Who's about?
26:32Who's alive?
26:35It's all a bit of a blur now, but a few days ago we toured a brewery and picked one
26:40to liven up the clubhouse bar.
26:43It smells like fucking fruit.
26:45In the suggestion box, someone wanted to try some parallels.
26:49You know, where's your owls, where's your owls?
26:51How much real owl do we sell?
26:53Honestly.
26:53Have you ever tried to sell them?
26:55Yeah.
26:55Yeah, we had it on the pump before and everything.
26:57It used to go out.
26:58It was lovely.
26:58It was nice.
26:58No one wants it.
27:00This is more like a lager than a real owl.
27:02It's a specialist thing though, isn't it?
27:03This is more like a lager than a real owl.
27:05Mustard and Smirnof vodka.
27:06It's one of itself.
27:07It's like a real owl.
27:07I was like, oh, I like that one and you boys didn't.
27:09You said it was too flat.
27:10Too strong.
27:11What we don't want is people getting off their nose.
27:13He don't mind it.
27:13He don't mind it.
27:14Fucking mind it.
27:18Oh, no.
27:19Not for you, no?
27:20No, sorry.
27:20We'll never try that.
27:21It's peachy, isn't it?
27:22Mark wanted a pint of Foster's.
27:24Yeah.
27:25You're going to change the barrel, don't you?
27:27Oh, for fuck's sake.
27:29What do you think?
27:30I don't know.
27:31No, not for you.
27:32You want some Foster's, don't you, Ron?
27:35A bit fruity for you.
27:36That's not too bad.
27:374.4%, so you can get off your nut on it.
27:40Elderflower.
27:42Elderflower.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Might be in it.
27:45It tastes a bit soapy, doesn't it?
27:46Like some bubbles with your tongue.
27:49Yeah, you'd think he'd know a bit his way around the bar off being EastEnders, but...
27:54I've learned to keep me hampton out of the way of that till, anyway.
27:57Do you like it?
27:58No.
27:59I've sold 5,500 pints of Foster's this season to now, and I've sold about 20 bottles of real ale.
28:06People like their lager, don't they?
28:07Well, I'll tell you what we do.
28:08We make a decision on the weekend, and I'm not including me and Jimmy.
28:11If no-one buys this at a weekend, we'll scrap it.
28:15Cheers, boys.
28:17Enjoy your Foster's.
28:22A week later, the playground designer had something to show us.
28:27What I've done is I've mocked up your area to show you how it could look.
28:31Yeah.
28:32Based on the conversation we had, Dani, and the stuff that you were looking at and wanted in there,
28:37and this is what I came up with.
28:39Oh, wow.
28:39Let's have a look at this one.
28:41Oh, my God, wow.
28:42Holy smokes.
28:44As you go through there, you'll see it broken down into different pieces, so you can see what each of
28:48it does.
28:49Sold.
28:49I really love that.
28:50How much is that?
28:51This comes in at about 55,000.
28:5455 grand?
28:55Yeah.
28:55What if you take away that, you know?
28:58It's a shy of 20 grand, wouldn't it?
28:59Okay.
29:00Now, we've got different options, but if...
29:02Yeah, go on. Let's have a look.
29:02Let's have a look.
29:03So, this one we did, and this was 60,000.
29:07It's a bit chaotic for me.
29:08Then we've got this one, 140.
29:12140 grand?
29:13I mean, these are stunning, but...
29:14And there was a lot of groundwork.
29:15I'd live in that.
29:16I'd move into it.
29:16I'd live in that.
29:18Not for me.
29:18200 grand?
29:20200 grand.
29:20Who would spend 200 grand on a pot?
29:24I mean, it isn't...
29:25Look at that.
29:26It's in 200 grand, though.
29:27Wow.
29:27That'll blow your mind now, then.
29:29250 grand.
29:30There we go.
29:31Fucking hell.
29:32Based on...
29:33It's got a castle.
29:34I want to give these kids joy.
29:36Look at that castle.
29:37But do I want to give them a quarter of a million pounds worth of joy?
29:39Do you know what?
29:40Listen, I would get this, but I don't think we can get planning permission for the size of it.
29:44Is that your excuse or your bank balance?
29:47Well...
29:47Planning permission from banks or the council.
29:50Well, I just don't think that...
29:51I just don't think they'll allow it.
29:52Right, Mike.
29:53I need to...
29:55I love them all, mate.
29:56I do.
29:56They're great.
29:57Listen, I'm very frivolous.
29:59He's very frivolous.
30:00But how frivolous do I want to be?
30:01Will you?
30:02Let's have it right, and I'm going to be honest.
30:04It's seven quid for Lurpak butter at the moment.
30:06It is seven pounds.
30:08Everything's expensive.
30:09I've seen your fridge.
30:09You had two Lurpaks open the other day.
30:12They're big'uns.
30:13The biggest ones you could buy.
30:14Who can afford two Lurpaks?
30:15Talking about a quarter of a million pound for a park.
30:17Who buys?
30:18Two large Lurpaks.
30:20Well, me.
30:20Me.
30:20I like me butter.
30:22I was in shock.
30:23I know.
30:23Middle-class man now, innit I?
30:26With designs and price tags, we went to see Alex.
30:30The keeper of the purse strings.
30:34Right, now.
30:37I mean, I love them all.
30:39I love the one with the platter.
30:40One of them's a quarter of a million pound.
30:43Yeah, I know.
30:43Can't tell me about it.
30:45So, there's one for 200 bags, one for 50 grand and one for 20.
30:49I think 20 grand, I don't think that's enough.
30:52I mean, 20 grand still feels so exhaustion, isn't it?
30:54I mean, you just can't...
30:55Must be the wood.
30:56I don't know.
30:56Yeah, I thought it was the labour.
30:59It's probably seven quid for butter.
31:01We're going to have to go with the 20.
31:02No, I think...
31:03Why can't we go for the 50?
31:05Because we haven't got 50 grand.
31:07Have we not?
31:08No.
31:08We're doing 20.
31:13With Alex on board, we sprinted towards the next hurdle,
31:17Swell Borough Council.
31:19Because on Sheppi, without planning permission,
31:22you can't even build a sandcastle.
31:26Go the other way, because remember, it's running along there, isn't it?
31:29I'm sure it does.
31:30I'm sure it runs along there.
31:34You do need to get this right, just so that they can prove it.
31:36You can't say, I want it there, and then later on...
31:39It should be there.
31:40Oh, mate, when it is, I want it over there.
31:42Right, that's that done.
31:43That looks lovely.
31:44Lovely, perfect.
31:44Finish driving.
31:45Finish it.
31:47Please describe details of the proposed development of works.
31:50We're creating a park for the deprived children of Laysdown.
31:56We are creating a park for the children.
31:58Deprived children of Laysdown, who need something to do.
32:01Otherwise, they'll be on drugs before the 15th of the Isle of Sheppi.
32:07No, put deprived in, because...
32:09Not putting deprived.
32:10Please describe the current use of the site.
32:12Empty grass.
32:13Empty plot.
32:15Going to waste.
32:16How will the service be disposed of?
32:18Just put Mark.
32:22With respect to the authority, is the applicant or agent one of the following?
32:25Member of staff, an elected member, related to a member of staff, related to an elected...
32:29I'm an elected member, aren't I?
32:30Yeah, you're elected.
32:32I might put most known as Mick Carter.
32:35Iconic pub landlord Mick Carter.
32:37Right then, shall we...
32:38Submit it, and then we'll just fucking see what happens, because...
32:41Honestly.
32:42Let's go.
32:50Three weeks since we started auditioning, the 80s night had finally arrived, and our
32:54only confirmed act, Sean Williamson, had rocked up early.
32:58The Kentish Riviera at its finest.
33:01My word.
33:07The Priory Club.
33:09The home of entertainment.
33:11Hello.
33:13You all right?
33:14Yeah.
33:15You haven't seen Danny Dyer, have you?
33:17No?
33:18No.
33:18Well, let me know if you do, wouldn't you?
33:20Unbelievable.
33:22Oh, here he is.
33:23Hello.
33:24You dragged me to some places.
33:25I need...
33:26Sean, I do apologise about the weather.
33:27It's unbelievable.
33:28Mind you, you're a lays down man, so you understand.
33:31Oh, thanks for coming, mate.
33:33It's an absolute honour.
33:33Hello.
33:34How are you?
33:35Good to see you.
33:36How are you?
33:36Thanks so much.
33:37This is the wonderful Darren.
33:39Yeah, Darren.
33:40You all right?
33:40Good to see you.
33:41You've gone the extra mile in here, buddy.
33:42It looks nice.
33:43Well, we'll put a couple of balloons up.
33:45It's very 80s.
33:46This looks like my 18th birthday party at the park with British Legion.
33:49I'm taking that as a compliment, Sean.
33:51Yeah.
33:51Jim, who you met, Sean?
33:53This is Jimmy.
33:54Hello, Jim.
33:55You all right, mate?
33:56Good to see you.
33:56I can't be looking forward to this day.
33:58This place is ingrained into Jimmy, because it's been passed down this site.
34:02Oh, really?
34:02Generation, Sean.
34:03Family, family.
34:04Oh, lovely.
34:05Fancy blowing up some balloons, Sean?
34:06Go on in.
34:07Here you are.
34:07Yes, son.
34:08Good man.
34:09We'll get amongst here.
34:09How long have you been doing bariocchi for?
34:11Oh, that was a good start.
34:13Do you know what?
34:14Five years.
34:15Well, we're doing it about seven, but it doesn't count before COVID.
34:17We've only got a few in.
34:19And then after five years, yeah.
34:20So I do my turn.
34:22You're going to do your turn, yeah?
34:23And then you just finish with a bit of detail, yeah?
34:25Well, I've got another guest.
34:27A special guest that's going to be...
34:29All right.
34:37I don't know what's the matter with these people, but an 80s cat.
34:41So is he the warm-up?
34:43Well, he'll be on after you, Sean.
34:45You know, you're a special guest, don't worry about that,
34:48but, you know, this cat brings the 80s.
34:51So he's top of the bill now?
34:52Well, I don't know if he's top of the bill.
35:01So, for about five minutes, I thought I was the biggest name
35:03Priory Hill had had here since 1951.
35:05Now I've found out I'm not.
35:09Now that is showbiz.
35:18Danny knows a lot of celebrities, obviously,
35:20so it could literally be anyone, couldn't it?
35:22You know, Robbie Williams, Ed Sheeran, I guess.
35:25Jesus Christ.
35:26No offence to Sean, but if Robbie Williams turns up tonight,
35:30I think I'll shit myself.
35:33Oh, what a touch.
35:36Yeah.
35:38Well, I was going to whack you on it about...
35:41I was thinking about eight, eight-ish.
35:45Yeah.
35:47OK.
35:49Lovely.
35:50What are you bringing with? Are you coming on your jack, or...?
35:53I really appreciate this, son, yeah, honestly.
35:56You what?
35:59What do you mean?
36:02Right.
36:04All right, we'll get your agent to ping it over.
36:08OK.
36:09All right, see you in a bit.
36:10Top man for this, I appreciate it.
36:14What a touch.
36:15All right.
36:16He's going to ping me over a ride.
36:17He's agent.
36:18All right, let's have a look.
36:19Bump, bump, bump.
36:20Oh, fuck it.
36:20All right, here we go.
36:25You're going to fucking laugh, ain't he?
36:29The headline act wasn't the only one taking the piss.
36:32The weather was at it, too.
36:34And I was starting to worry no-one would turn up.
36:40Unbelievable.
36:40No-one about, though, Sean, is he?
36:42A bit thin on the ground, isn't it?
36:43Any way about?
36:45Come and get your barioke, folks.
36:47One night only.
36:48We're hoping they're all in there changing their drawers, Sean.
36:52Exactly, getting their party kit on.
36:53Hello, mate.
36:55Hello.
36:56Coming over to the clubhouse tonight.
36:57In the clubhouse tonight.
36:58We've got one pincoe in already.
37:00Get in.
37:01Brilliant.
37:01We'll see you over there.
37:02What's the names of the guys?
37:04What girls?
37:05Stan and Satan.
37:06Hello, Stan and Satan.
37:08Well, I think we'd better go on that, though.
37:10Right, OK.
37:11See you later on, Satan.
37:12Brilliant.
37:13Anyone about?
37:15Let's be having you.
37:17Anyone?
37:19Someone really famous.
37:21What, Oasis?
37:22No.
37:24Boy George.
37:25I'd love it to be Boy George.
37:27Come and come and come and come and come and chameleon.
37:30Is he not there, is he?
37:31Madonna.
37:32No, I wish.
37:34Everyone's dressing up.
37:35I don't know what 80s gear is for a man.
37:37What is it?
37:37Was it bell-bottoms?
37:40My headliner had confirmed.
37:41But if showbiz had taught me anything, it was to play it cool.
37:45Do you like this walk?
37:47This is the walk of a man.
37:50Oh, yeah.
37:51You've got some moves there, darling.
37:53Sort of standing and doing it.
37:53Yeah.
37:54This is a man who pulled it out of the fucking bed.
37:55What's the matter?
37:57I got him.
37:57Martin Kemp.
37:58Shut up.
37:59Yes.
38:00He's agreed to do it.
38:01He wants to do me a favour because he's a, you know, kind soul.
38:05Amazing.
38:06Lovely geezer.
38:07He's so nice.
38:08He's going to do a set, right?
38:09An hour.
38:09But...
38:10But?
38:11He's got a rider, Dan.
38:13He wants one private lockable dressing room with toilet for the sole use of the act.
38:18So, somewhere for him to have a shit, no-one else.
38:19Fair.
38:20One reserved parking space.
38:22Sweet.
38:22Do that.
38:22That's fair.
38:23One unopened bottle of Bollinger Champagne Moet or Verve.
38:28Fair.
38:29Do you mean fair?
38:29Where the fuck am I going to get Bollinger when lays down?
38:31I didn't know he was a DJ, to be fair.
38:33I didn't know he was a diva.
38:34Whatever.
38:34Two M&S prawn chicken tuna or bean wraps.
38:38One small hand sanitiser gel.
38:41I do like that.
38:41Have you got any?
38:42I was going to ask.
38:42Yeah, I've got some.
38:43We'll just give him yours.
38:45One pack of antibacterial wipes.
38:47Love it.
38:47Oh, no, I'm down for that.
38:48Have you got antibacterial wipes?
38:50I've got some antibacterial wipes.
38:51Oh, that's two off the fucking list.
38:53Er, it was a bottle of vodka, one pack of steel water, four cans of Diet Coke, two Red Bull,
38:57and this is where I'm fucked.
38:59He wants two M&S prawn chicken tuna or bean wraps.
39:03Right, what you do is go out and buy them from the cheapest shop possible,
39:07take all the wrapping off and say it's M&S and just put them on a plate and cling film
39:11them.
39:11This is why I love you, mate.
39:13This is what I'm saying.
39:14But this is why stick with me, kid.
39:15What am I?
39:16Bottle of Tesco's own gin, tonic, and a four-fingered Kit Kat.
39:20I know, mate.
39:20I know, mate.
39:21No aggravation with you.
39:22And I will shit with the public.
39:27Oh, Dal.
39:28What, mate?
39:29I bet you're very all over the gaffer at the moment with so much fucking celebrity around you.
39:33Yeah, fucking...
39:34I'm still blown away, mate.
39:35Well, I've got another one.
39:36Oh, go on.
39:37They replied to you.
39:39Martin Kemp.
39:41What, fucking Spandau Ballet?
39:42Got the least talented Spandau, but...
39:45The thing is, I've just got to mooch out, I've got to get him some shit.
39:48Is there a Cars yet at the back?
39:50There's a staff one.
39:51Yeah, I've been in that one.
39:52That's fucked, that one.
39:53Er...
39:54One is a swimming pool.
39:55A bit wet in there, doesn't it?
39:56Well, he ain't gonna have a shit in the swimming pool, is he?
39:58No, the toilet's in the tank.
39:59Oh, yeah, no.
40:02They could get up this way as well, yeah.
40:04I needed to track down some grub for Martin's rider, so I left the team hard at work.
40:09Oh, hang on.
40:10He's done it.
40:10He's done me.
40:11He's done me.
40:12I couldn't find an M&S on Sheppi, mainly because there ain't one, so I went for the next best
40:17thing.
40:18Wait till he gets a fucking load of this.
40:20You know, hopefully Martin will remember his old days in Spandau.
40:24You know, I'm sure he's had plenty of dressing rooms like this, but I don't think he's ever had a
40:28burger pasty.
40:30You know, listen, if it works out, he might like it.
40:33Maybe he will become a regular.
40:39With the hall transformed back to the 80s...
40:43What have we become?
40:44I don't actually know.
40:46We're so illuminous.
40:47It was time to find out if we'd done enough to give the residents a night to remember.
40:52Here we go.
40:54Here we fucking go.
40:57Get in here, you little lot.
40:59Tonight, stars in your eyes, I am George Michael.
41:03There she is, look at Martin.
41:06You gonna have a sing?
41:07I don't.
41:08Okay, well you need to sign up over.
41:09You can't just waltz up here.
41:11Good effort, ladies and gentlemen.
41:12Look at ya.
41:15Oh, is that already?
41:17Nuts Farm, Priory Hill.
41:19Ladies and gentlemen, Barry O'Hare.
41:26Hello, Priory Hill!
41:35I was leaving the party in Sean's hands because my headline act had arrived.
41:42Danny.
41:44Martin.
41:44Look at you.
41:46Look at ya.
41:48Oh, what a joy.
41:49Great to see ya, mate.
41:50Great to see ya.
41:52How many you got in there?
41:53A couple of thousand or something?
41:56A hundred people.
41:58A hundred?
41:59A hundred people?
41:59No, I know you're big time, but I'm trying to do a good thing on this caravan site.
42:03Of course.
42:04I'm here for you.
42:05They're good people.
42:05You know that.
42:06I'm here for you.
42:06I got the email about your rider.
42:09Yeah, yeah.
42:10You got it all, right?
42:12I'll show you what I got ya.
42:13All right.
42:14Let's go.
42:14I got the best.
42:16Woo!
42:17Tonya!
42:22Right.
42:23This is your space.
42:24Now, I know you wanted your own cars here.
42:27What, in here?
42:28Upstairs?
42:29Right.
42:29This is your plot.
42:31What, the whole thing?
42:32This is it.
42:33Right.
42:34Now, like I said, no M&S, right?
42:37But, erm...
42:38Yeah?
42:39I got you a couple of buns.
42:40I did get you a wrap.
42:42But, erm...
42:43I, err...
42:44I've got you a beef burger pasty.
42:46Three hours to get down here.
42:47No, I know, mate.
42:48I know.
42:48A hundred people.
42:49You got me a beef burger.
42:51There's about...
42:52There's about...
42:53There's about...
42:54There's about 110 out here.
42:55Yeah, listen.
42:56They're gonna love you down here.
42:57Right.
42:57Thank you, Mark.
42:58I'll warm up in here.
42:59You want...
43:00You want...
43:00You want in about three-quarter now.
43:02All right.
43:03I won't do any dancing.
43:05There's not space.
43:05To the left.
43:07To the right.
43:08Jump up and down.
43:09And to the knees.
43:10Come and dance every night.
43:12Sing with a hula melody.
43:14They say, don't meet your heroes.
43:16And Barry from EastEnders is one of my heroes.
43:18And he's a fucking legend.
43:19So that saying is bollocks.
43:20Down on the shore.
43:22Big ever romance.
43:24She showed me much more.
43:26I showed her my pants.
43:28Woo!
43:29Naughty!
43:29Hey!
43:30Hey!
43:31He's got me a dressing room.
43:33With absolutely no space in it.
43:35A Chelsea bun.
43:37Ice.
43:37With a cherry on top.
43:39And a pasta.
43:41Take my tears out of that's not nearly.
43:45Oh!
43:46Chaining love.
43:49Chaining love.
43:51Chaining love.
43:51Tear of Liberty.
44:07I'd like to thank these two beautiful people and everyone from the sky.
44:11I wish you all the luck and love of the world.
44:12Thank you, Priory Hill.
44:14Good night.
44:14God bless.
44:15Your host, Sean Williamson.
44:18Sean Williamson, ladies and gentlemen.
44:22It's not over.
44:26It's like an EastEnders reunion.
44:30Got someone very special.
44:32He drove three hours.
44:34Come all this way to come and see you.
44:36So I want you to show this beautiful man, I'll tell you what.
44:42Show this man the love and respect he deserves.
44:47Ladies and gentlemen.
44:49I'll give you Martin Kemp.
45:16I'll give you your voice.
45:17Come on.
45:25Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
45:31I don't want to stop at all.
45:34Oh, they love him, didn't they?
45:35Look at what he's done, he's done.
45:56Oh, God.
45:57Great night, mate.
45:58Great night, mate, yeah.
46:00Amazing, wasn't it?
46:01Jesus Christ.
46:01Don't break.
46:03What a night.
46:05What a night, eh?
46:06This has got to be 100% the Danny Dyer effect.
46:09He's a grafter.
46:10He puts on a show like this tonight.
46:12What more could I ask for?
46:20Honestly, what a night.
46:22I've got to say,
46:24all the old girls out there gushing over Martin Kemp.
46:28I mean, what a success story.
46:30I think I've got to be a realist, though,
46:33and think about the fact that I can't get Sean and Martin Kemp every week.
46:38I just can't do it.
46:38They're too busy.
46:39So I've got utmost respect for Darren, right?
46:43Because, you know, some of the acts that he gets in there,
46:46some are shite.
46:47Let's have it right.
46:48But some, I've got something about them.
46:49And I think it's a very, very tough gig.
46:51I suppose the only downside is no one wants me fucking craft beer.
46:56And that's a real shame because, you know, they need to open their palates, these people,
47:00instead of fosters, fosters, fosters.
47:01So, yeah, I think me and Jimmy are getting rid of a lot of it.
47:08Next time, our playground woes continue.
47:12Unfortunately, we require further information to enable us to validate the application.
47:18But we have more luck sticking up some goalposts with help from a resident of yesteryear.
47:23Here we go.
47:24Here's our little pitch.
47:25Look.
47:25It's perfect.
47:27Perfect, isn't it?
47:27Look.
47:27And I get stuck into bingo.
47:30This is so confusing.
47:32Badly.
47:33I mean, look at it all, look.
47:34It's like Spectrum, ZX Spectrum.
47:36I've underestimated it.
47:57To the left, to the right, jump up and down onto the knees.
48:01Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody.
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