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00:27You
00:30Welcome to the Great Indian Kapil Show
00:33Shukriya, dhanyabaz
00:34Please, Raja Man ho jaiye
00:38Arshana ji,
00:39Kitu Saab,
00:40Kehate ki shikshah joh hai,
00:41Bohut zhururi hai,
00:42Insan ki zindagi me,
00:43Kiyonki shikshah ji hai,
00:45Jho insaan ko,
00:46Andhere se ujale tak le jati hai,
00:48Ek samay tha,
00:49School bhout kam hua kertethe,
00:50Bacche nadhi paar karke school jaya kertethe,
00:52Padhai ke saath saa swimming bhi sikh jatethe,
00:54Ye alag baat hai,
00:56Lekin agar voh bachcha kabhi shatani kerta tha,
00:58Toh shikayet uske e ghar tak nahi pahunchti thi,
01:01Kiyonki phone thay nahi,
01:02Email thay nahi,
01:03Teacher bhi sojta tha,
01:03Itna duur tarke kaon jaya,
01:06Ek shikayet ke chakkar me,
01:07Dho baar dhoti gili kuyun karani,
01:10He na,
01:12Mahaul alag tha,
01:16Dhoti gili,
01:16Aja klasroom kami hote tha,
01:18Pehde ke niche padha dhe tha teacher,
01:20Baccha toh dhusvi paas karta hi kerta tha,
01:21Pehde ke oopper baitha hua bhandar bhi pánch bhi kar leta tha,
01:26Aahhhhhh,
01:27What he became?
01:27We are the ones!
01:30Aghhaasa,
01:31Eza uzhe,
01:32proces eh per konem pahNeil sao da,
01:34Paدا Luigireno mahalil cu,
01:35K texto tha pagrada jaakke,
01:35Huji baapa naam giridari,
01:37Mahadulari,
01:37Beta murari,
01:38Bak sekarang 20 ke B DACA Pada janai ur spéciale Baaba da udah ten fir'yaki,
02:18Good one!
02:19Good one!
03:12Good one!
03:15Good one!
03:15Good one!
03:21Good one!
03:22Welcome, welcome sir!
03:23Welcome, welcome, Henry sir!
03:25Welcome, Khansar!
03:27Welcome, Alak sir!
03:28Good one!
04:27Good one!
04:28Good one!
04:28Good one!
04:28Good one!
04:30Good one!
04:33Good one!
04:35Good one!
04:39Good one!
04:41Good one!
05:06Good one!
05:08Good one!
05:10I've never seen Tamanna Bhatia's video.
05:14But I've seen that in the three of you,
05:16I've seen a lot of your knowledge in the three of you.
05:20But what you learn from interesting ways,
05:22it's great, sir.
05:23So at the start of your mind,
05:25there's a lot of engagement.
05:27There's a lot of excitement for children.
05:29So they will learn.
05:30Slowly, the idea becomes
05:32that what they want to be there.
05:34They don't want a teacher,
05:35but they want a friend
05:36who knows all of the young people,
05:37who knows all of the young people,
05:38and they say,
05:39it's going to happen.
05:40It's going to happen.
05:42It's true.
05:44One time, a child was going to the tree,
05:47and he was going to the tree.
05:49And the tree was running back.
05:51So the little child asked to his father,
05:53why the tree is running back?
05:55Why the tree is running back?
05:56And he said,
05:57he's going to cut it.
05:58So the little child said,
06:00oh, we thought that the school is going.
06:08He's running back.
06:11Oh, oh.
06:12Thank you, sir.
06:13We haven't come to our money.
06:17Alag, sir, tell me,
06:18what's your similarity to Archnoji?
06:20Oh, oh.
06:21Alag, sir,
06:22all of them know the name of physics.
06:24Archnoji, we are physics.
06:27Huh?
06:27Tugdi.
06:29Okay, these two videos are made.
06:31But look,
06:31there's a difference between the intention.
06:33They are made so that
06:34that the children are sitting on their feet
06:35and eating their meat.
06:37And Archnoji will make a video
06:38that which restaurant is going to go there,
06:40I'm going to go there,
06:40and I'm going to make a dog
06:42and make a vlog.
06:45Do you know, Archnoji?
06:46Yes.
06:47Alag, sir's net worth is how much?
06:4914,500 crores.
06:51Hey, brother.
06:52I'll tell you what I'm going to tell you.
06:55Do they ask me?
06:57I've never told them.
06:58I've never told them.
06:58In the situation,
06:59there's an IPO IPO.
07:00I've seen many teachers
07:01that we know.
07:02After studying,
07:03after retirement,
07:04we can open more people.
07:06Sir,
07:06you've always thought
07:07that you will be able
07:08to take this place
07:09to take this education.
07:11I think that
07:12with the children's love
07:13with this network,
07:14and what is shared with me.
07:15Today,
07:15you've called me here.
07:16I'm standing here.
07:18I'm not standing here
07:19because my network is so good
07:20or I'm taking an IPO.
07:21I'm standing here because
07:22I love my children.
07:23So,
07:23whoever the children are.
07:26When my network was zero,
07:29they were those children
07:29who supported me.
07:31Wow.
07:31Yes.
07:31You can find me,
07:31Fin Network is zero.
07:33But I know,
07:33they will love me.
07:38Let's talk about N.V. Sir.
07:39Let's talk about
07:40Netflix.
07:40Kota Factory series
07:42is very popular.
07:43You all have seen it.
07:44It's been inspired by N.V. Sir.
07:59N.V. Sir,
08:10my mother told me
08:11that
08:12everything you want to do
08:13is be think of
08:13Touch the first year.
08:14One place you want to do
08:16the next thing to do.
08:18He thought you want to be
08:19an astronaut.
08:21Yeah.
08:22I thought I'm a good
08:22astronaut.
08:22I thought,
08:24I'm a good teacher so
08:25now,
08:25he was a grader.
08:26But,
08:27I thought I'm a restaurant
08:27and learned how to get
08:28the schoolers.
08:46Thank you very much.
09:17Thank you very much.
12:35Wow.
13:25Wow.
13:29Wow.
13:58Wow.
14:39Wow.
14:42Wow.
15:11Wow.
15:14Wow.
15:16Wow.
15:19Wow.
15:32Wow.
15:36Wow.
15:37Wow.
16:07Wow.
16:17Wow.
16:24Wow.
16:35Wow.
16:35Wow.
16:35Wow.
16:39Wow.
16:44Wow.
16:59Wow.
17:01Wow.
17:26Wow.
17:28Wow.
17:32Wow.
17:34Wow.
17:35Wow.
17:36Wow.
17:36I studied physics at home.
17:38I studied a lot of battery.
17:39I studied it many times.
17:40I studied it on their videos.
17:41I studied it and I realized that
17:43I didn't do coaching in terms of the situation.
17:45They should be good for the kids.
17:47Then I said, I will launch my own platform.
17:49What a problem.
17:52And you can see, you're making a series.
17:54Hello, kids.
17:55It's a teaser, I've seen it.
17:59What's their journey inspired by their lives
18:02which is a series that's been great.
18:04But how big is it, sir?
18:05Sir, this is a big thing.
18:06But it's a big thing.
18:07I've seen some kids there sitting there.
18:09Hi, Rohit.
18:09Yes, both Rohit.
18:11This Rohit is sitting there.
18:12So this time, when it comes to NEET,
18:13it's a medical exam.
18:15I'm running from Jamshedpur.
18:17Because I knew that
18:19Rohit is selling a mobile cover.
18:21He's going to be a doctor in NEET.
18:23Oh, wow, wow.
18:24He's got it.
18:25That Rohit is sitting there.
18:28What a problem.
18:31Rohit is sitting there.
18:32The second Rohit Shaw.
18:33He's got an IETM.
18:37Rohit.
18:38Wow.
18:38My God.
18:41Thank you very much.
18:43There's a girl sitting there, Dolly.
18:46He's four in the house.
18:48And someone told me,
18:49you're going to be a doctor.
18:51Father, you're going to be a doctor.
18:53So he sent a photo.
18:55He said,
18:56you're going to be a brother.
18:57What's my brother?
18:58What's my brother?
18:59I was worried about it.
19:00If you don't have money,
19:02how will you do coaching?
19:04So my father knew that he's a person who is a person who is studying.
19:09And he had a batch of 3,800 rupees.
19:12And he took me.
19:13And then I gave my first attempt NEET.
19:16My marks were 192.
19:18It was very low.
19:20Then I was a little demotivated.
19:21So my father said,
19:22I was all different.
19:23I was all different.
19:24So he was more different.
19:27And he just motivated me.
19:29Then I came to my next NEET and I got selected.
19:32And I am now at the Medical College.
19:34Whatever there is,
19:35everyone is different.
19:39Thank you, thank you sir.
19:40Thank you, thank you.
19:42It's a very inspiring story.
19:43We are here.
19:44The biggest thing, Kapil,
19:47is if you know what?
19:49It's a quality education.
19:51right here is the big thing that is education that the money is reduced
19:58and the job is sitting on your feet and the job is looking for you.
20:01That is the biggest thing.
20:03What the thing is.
20:05N.B. Sir, like Alak Sir said, you've seen big videos on Pirated Pen Drive.
20:10We had a house in Amrish Sir.
20:13He had a boy who had a guy who had a day to take a samosa.
20:16He said to him, I'll pack the bags.
20:18I would like to see how they are made.
20:21They came in a month with samosas.
20:23It was 31 days ago.
20:25Halwaii knew where he was.
20:26Then he knew that the girl took a big shop.
20:37What do you think that Halwaii will be happy?
20:45That Halwaii will not be happy.
20:46I don't know.
20:48But,
20:48until now,
20:49I have a lot of people.
20:52I say that in our country,
20:53there are 24 crore of children.
20:56There are 30,000,000 people who want us.
21:00There will not be anything from the three.
21:0130,000,000 people.
21:03What?
21:05I want to give one thing.
21:08Today,
21:09I am living here.
21:09I am living here.
21:11When I started studying,
21:12I have never seen that we will go to this show.
21:15You have been sitting here,
21:16and I don't know how many teachers
21:19to become a teacher.
21:21You probably don't know.
21:23Sir,
21:24we are here today,
21:25and many people will come to this show.
21:27I will take a look.
21:28And now...
21:29This is a good thing.
21:30Look,
21:31two people are sitting here.
21:33They are here.
21:34They are here.
21:37They are here.
21:37They are happy to come here.
21:39They are here.
21:40They are here.
21:41They are here.
21:43They are here.
21:45No.
21:47Sir,
21:48we are here.
21:49We have a lot of police.
21:50I am here.
21:52No.
21:54You say,
21:55that the samosa will be lit
21:57or not.
21:58Mother, father,
21:59and the sick child,
21:59they want to kill them.
22:02They are happy to kill them.
22:05What?
22:05What?
22:06What a problem.
22:07What a problem.
22:08I want to say,
22:10which company's people are talking about
22:12the check that I have not done.
22:14I have a big check.
22:14700 crore,
22:15they said,
22:16next 684 crores,
22:17to be precise,
22:17my WhatsApp message is.
22:18This is the first time
22:19when I am revealing this.
22:20684 crores in my account.
22:23Second day,
22:23you will transfer.
22:24You will have 15 crores.
22:26After that.
22:28And you have to get the whole segment
22:30to get the whole segment.
22:30It's a huge amount
22:31for anybody.
22:32Yes, absolutely.
22:32The person who has been sitting here,
22:34he said,
22:35you are,
22:36you are,
22:36you are,
22:37you are,
22:37you are,
22:38you are sitting here,
22:39What?
22:47I want to say,
22:48the mind is very big.
22:49Any investors that are listening
22:50in the country,
22:52all you can pump in the country,
22:54do a great education
22:55from our country.
22:57There is no big education
22:57and we can't get a lot of support.
23:00Most of the students,
23:01My student has been sitting here and asked him to put him together with a girl in the garden.
23:09There are so many children.
23:10What did we do before?
23:11We went to the garden, and we went to the garden.
23:13We sit together with a girl.
23:15So I took them together and got data.
23:17There are so many issues.
23:18And he is doing wonderful in edtech space.
23:20He is doing great in edtech space.
23:21He is doing great in edtech.
23:21He is doing great in his company.
23:23Wow.
23:24Hi, sir.
23:24Hello.
23:26Kapil, sir.
23:27First of all, thanks from my family.
23:28I am from Jammu.
23:29I am from Jammu.
23:30I am from Jammu.
23:31I am from Jammu.
23:31I am from Jammu.
23:32Tell me what happened to me in the garden.
23:36I have to know about it.
23:38Why did you get married?
23:41No, sir.
23:41I left him.
23:43I was in Jammu.
23:44I was in Jammu.
23:45I was in Jammu.
23:45For me, in 2013.
23:47My first interaction was funny.
23:50Sir's habit is asking,
23:52if it is not a child.
23:54Every topic is like a child.
23:56And this is the right vision.
23:59that I need to make Google companies like this.
24:02And my children need to make companies like this.
24:04What about it?
24:04I am running two companies.
24:06I have 100 plus people working with me full time.
24:08Wow.
24:09And...
24:10What about it, man?
24:11Sir, my question is,
24:12do you want to do it or not do it?
24:14No, I want to do it.
24:16What about it?
24:19Thank you, thank you, Sumit.
24:20Thank you, Kapil, sir.
24:21Thank you, thank you, brother.
24:24Wow.
24:31Oh, my god.
24:34Oh, my god.
24:37Oh, my god.
24:44oh
24:48my sub-cad
24:49is koneya
24:53oh yeah
25:07koneya by sub-day scientist okay salman khan
25:14I don't know what I'm saying, but I don't know what I'm saying.
25:20I am a Mormon church and ladies and gentlemen.
25:31Teacher. Teacher. Teacher. Teacher.
25:39What are you saying? You understand yourself?
25:46What are you writing?
25:48I'm writing your IQ level. One point zero.
25:52Zero, zero.
25:56If someone's IQ is strong,
26:00then either I am,
26:01or then Sidhu.
26:04His IQ is so strong,
26:07that when Vanity comes out,
26:09they say,
26:10this is IQ.
26:11This is IQ.
26:14This is IQ.
26:16IQ.
26:20Oh my God.
26:22We scientists are not completely normal.
26:25Do you know?
26:26I don't even know my teeth.
26:29So, I'm not going to go down.
26:30I'm going to go down.
26:30I'm going to go down.
26:38I'm going to go down.
26:51I'm going to go down.
26:53I'm going to go down.
26:53People who are not平等
26:54here are not normal.
26:55Billi goes on,
26:56but in front of me,
27:00I will go down.
27:03I'm going to go down.
27:04I'm going to go down to the right leg.
27:06I'm going to take him to the right leg
27:07and experiment on the right leg.
27:08Yes, and after experimenting on the shoes, I understood that the shoes are the world's number one dance teacher.
27:19How?
27:21If someone falls in a non-dancer, then he leaves Michael Jackson.
27:43How do you feel, Gimic?
27:47You won't get anything in my pajamas.
27:50If you fall in a class, then he leaves the highest officer.
27:55He leaves the highest officer.
28:07He leaves the highest officer.
28:10He leaves the highest officer.
28:24No.
28:25Do it like this.
28:26Do it like this.
28:28Do it like this.
28:30Whatever is wrong, do it like this.
28:35Do it like this.
28:37Do it like this.
28:38Do it like this.
28:39Do it like this.
28:39Sancer is a dancer, and now he is a dancer.
28:48Sancer, you will not have to dance in your life now, because you have married new new.
28:55Thank you very much.
29:01Why do you come here?
29:04You don't have to talk a lot about scientists.
29:11Do you know it?
29:13But I know it.
29:14Who?
29:15I love it.
29:16I love it.
29:17Tell me about it,
29:19and I got a luck.
29:20And let me tell you what it means.
29:22you not sit in your life.
29:24What am I asking about these?
29:28Who knows about it?
29:40I am asking all this.
29:42Tell me about it.
29:43I am the man?
29:44And then I am also looking at that.
29:46I am the man.
29:49I love the
29:52hard landing
29:53Hey, how are you?
29:56How are you doing?
29:57With a
29:57ragdoll
30:02How do you put a tie?
30:03Or would you have to tie someone?
30:05Or would you try to do something?
30:06I would like to talk to you, my tie
30:08Tie.
30:08Tie.
30:10Tie.
30:12Tie.
30:13Tie.
30:14Tie.
30:15I'm going to make a lot of money.
30:16Please, I'm going to make a lot of money.
30:18What is the problem?
30:22I'm not going to drink it.
30:23I'm going to drink it.
30:26Are you going to drink it?
30:27You're going to drink it?
30:29I'm going to drink it.
30:30I'm going to drink it.
30:30Where are you?
30:33What do you want to do?
30:35I want to get a drink from the drink.
30:38Oh, sorry.
30:40I'm going to drink it.
30:43I'm going to drink it.
30:46Yes, Mr. Avery.
30:48Please trust me, I'm going to drink it.
30:52It's not my fault.
30:54You're going to be doing it.
30:57I don't know the credit.
30:59I need my credit in mind for your account.
31:02I know you're right.
31:07I have no money for this account.
31:08I have no money for this.
31:13We need half a mobile number.
31:19We don't have to give you.
31:24Take the zero to the last one.
31:27We are going to earn 14,000 crores.
31:31I have never given anyone credit.
31:33I didn't give credit.
31:36This law of gravity I made.
31:39What are you talking about?
31:40Yes.
31:41Newton didn't have it.
31:42Okay.
31:43Newton came to me.
31:44He said,
31:44Paaji.
31:48Paaji.
31:50Paaji.
31:51Paaji.
31:51Paaji,
31:51My wife is here.
31:52I'm going to go to Sassural.
31:53I'm going to go to Sassural.
31:54I have no work.
31:56Give me a formula.
31:57So, I gave it to me the law of gravity.
31:59Okay.
32:00I said, I'll take it.
32:01What will I do?
32:02Then?
32:03I said,
32:15Maura,
32:16I'll take a fire.
32:17I'll take it.
32:20I'll take it.
32:20I'll take it.
32:21I'll take it.
32:21I won't have a phone because the credit is not given it.
32:22No.
32:23Here's the film would go from the phone.
32:26There's a phone.
32:26Paaji.
32:27Paaji.
32:28Why do you say that?
32:29They don't know how many people understand me about Punjabi.
32:35I've done a big job, but I've never told anyone about it.
32:39I've given music in maths.
32:41Where do you have music in maths?
32:42Why not?
32:42Two, one, the two.
32:44Two to the four.
32:46Four to the eight.
32:48Eight to the six.
32:51Ten, ten, ten.
32:53Ten, ten, ten.
32:54Ten, ten, ten.
32:54This is what I have given.
32:55This is a children's table.
32:56What is this?
32:58We have 3500 rupees.
33:00Four tires.
33:01Please, it's a store in Bangor neger.
33:07Come here, you can drink tea.
33:10I feel like your hair style has no one.
33:13Who has liked you?
33:15Listen to those things.
33:16You are my fans.
33:19We are scientists.
33:21We have some formulas.
33:22There's a tree.
33:24Okay.
33:24She has read my formula and loves me.
33:36I love biryani.
33:39I love biryani.
33:39Just that night, we had two bodies and four of them.
33:47Now, I'm going to sleep at the time.
33:49Okay, let's interview you.
33:51Hey, I'm not going to sleep.
33:55Hello.
33:56Guys, I'm going to sleep in the water and then I'll get up.
34:02Which station?
34:04Kanpur?
34:06No.
34:06Hey, Kanpur.
34:12Hey, Kanpur.
34:18You are given education.
34:20Everyone is also giving up.
34:22And how many blessings you will get.
34:25It's the best thing to do when we get to the upper level.
34:32Now, Gulshan came here, which was painting in Gujarat.
34:35Where is it?
34:35Gulshan.
34:36Gulshan.
34:37Here, see.
34:37This is a drug.
34:39Oh.
34:39Okay.
34:40Yeah.
34:41They were painting in Gujarat.
34:43How many did you get?
34:44Hello, Gulshan.
34:45Hello, sir.
34:46Hello, sir.
34:46We got 12,000 rupees per month.
34:49We got 12,000 rupees per month.
34:50The work was 12 hours.
34:51And then, some months, the company was just closed.
34:54But, as soon as possible, we were going to work for 12 hours.
34:57We got 12 hours per month.
34:59We got 460 rupees per month.
35:01We got 40 rupees per month.
35:02Then, we put it up.
35:03We got $8.
35:17I think we will make a new house.
35:20We thought that we have a knowledge.
35:23We are doing what we are doing in Gujarat.
35:25Let's go to the house.
35:27We are going to study.
35:28We are prepared.
35:30Then we have to take a 499-year-old.
35:34We have to take a phone.
35:35We didn't have a phone.
35:37We were asking for class.
35:39We were going to go.
35:40We were going to go to the house so that we should not have a job.
35:44We were going to take a job.
35:46Now, the result was made of the 360 days.
35:50The target was made of the 360 days.
35:54My dad said,
35:56Dad,
35:59we love our lives and we have to work.
36:01We cannot do it.
36:02I am so proud of you.
36:07Thank you, sir.
36:09We have such a young man, Mintu Kumar.
36:13And his father is working on labor,
36:15a young man.
36:16And he doesn't get daily work.
36:18It was a very bad thing.
36:19His child came to study,
36:21and he had a lot of money.
36:22He had a dream to study in IIT.
36:24In IIT.
36:26He came to Hawaii Chapel,
36:27but Hawaii Chapel was not good.
36:28So, we took him to the admission.
36:30And today, that girl is in IIT,
36:33in Kharagpur.
36:33He will come here, Mintu Kumar.
36:35He will come here.
36:37This is Mintu Kumar.
36:38This is IIT.
36:40What is it?
36:42This is IIT, Kharagpur.
36:45This is the dream of all the children.
36:48What is the truth?
36:49What is it?
36:50What is it?
36:51What is it?
36:51This is our PCA.
36:54This is from Mumbai.
36:55Hello, sir.
36:56Namaste, sir.
36:57Sir, Kapil, sir.
36:59Khan, sir, I got out of my mouth.
37:01I was in depression.
37:03I was in merchant navy.
37:04But my job started.
37:07So, in lockdown,
37:08my father,
37:09I watched Khan, sir,
37:11and my mother watched me.
37:12And they taught me.
37:13I was motivated by
37:14Sir's online class.
37:16And today,
37:17I am a Labor Enforcement Officer.
37:19Wow.
37:19All because of Khan, sir.
37:21All because of Khan, sir.
37:23All because of Khan, sir.
37:23What the truth is.
37:23You all welcome everyone.
37:26What the truth is.
37:27What the truth is.
37:29What the truth is.
37:34What the truth is.
37:34People are watching.
37:35And then,
37:36the inspiration.
37:37I had heard it.
37:38He said that,
37:39it's not the truth without certainty.
37:42From this very certainty.
37:43You can tell me.
37:45What the truth is.
38:03look at the fact.
38:05He came back.
38:07I was waiting in my daughter.
38:07And he told me that
38:08I want to keep admission for my child.
38:13That I want to keepар with me because of my child.
38:13you're sitting here with the tuition.
38:15I said,
38:16I'll do it.
38:17I did it.
38:19When I asked them, I asked them,
38:20and they said that the child is the only one who came with the lady.
38:23She wanted to prepare for the need.
38:25She wanted to prepare for the need.
38:26She wanted to prepare for the need for a married girl.
38:31So they talked to me.
38:33I told them that they come from a very normal village
38:36and they are bringing their own land.
38:38So they said, my money will come,
38:39let me pay for 4.
38:41I said, okay sir.
38:42The main thing is that, sir,
38:44she was the husband or the father.
38:47She was the sister.
38:49Wow!
38:54I just want to say that,
38:56there will be someone who can be,
39:00who should be,
39:00who should be,
39:01who should be,
39:02who should be,
39:02who should be,
39:03who should be,
39:03who should be.
39:05Because the maximum time we are,
39:08they will make their own land.
39:10They will make their own land.
39:12I say,
39:13you have to make their own land.
39:14They will change their own land.
39:15What's the problem?
39:16With such a big idea.
39:17Very big.
39:19I'll give you an example,
39:21which is very important,
39:22for everyone to know,
39:23that the idea is very important.
39:24The girls told me,
39:25don't do an injury for 50 years.
39:27Now, our Sophia and Vyomika,
39:29who did the operation,
39:32they were both daughters.
39:33They could grow in the military.
39:34Why can't they go in the field?
39:35Why can't they go in the field?
39:36Why can't they go in the field?
39:36Why can't they go in the field?
39:36In the medical field,
39:38I want to say some of them.
39:39I want to say that,
39:40we can do good surgery at the top level.
39:43There are only 12 people who have surgery.
39:46It's not a very difficult question.
39:47There is a lack of thinking.
39:48Right.
39:50There is a backbone of the nursing staff.
39:53Yes, right.
39:54The doctor is doing operation.
39:55After the operation,
39:57after the operation,
39:58the most important thing is,
40:01the nursing staff.
40:01And the women's 90% of the nursing staff is still alive.
40:06You can see their backbone in any hospital.
40:11Sidhu Ji,
40:12that's 18 years old for the RCB.
40:14The girls have been 18 years old for the RCB.
40:16They have been 18 years old for the RCB.
40:17Two years old for the RCB.
40:19I will correct that.
40:22They have been 18 years old for the RCB.
40:31Sir, first of all,
40:32you will have a request.
40:34Yes.
40:35Look, I have prepared IIT,
40:36UPSC,
40:37and NEED.
40:38All of these are online.
40:39We are only two or three people.
40:41Many people are doing good.
40:44If you also record a course,
40:45Kapil Bhai can record a good course.
40:48This is also a career.
40:50If you record Miss Vigenza
40:53the
40:54IIT,
40:54but you will also learn to do it.
40:56No, no.
40:58It's a joke.
40:59It's a joke.
41:01It's a joke.
41:03It's a joke.
41:03It's a joke.
41:04It's a joke.
41:07It's a joke.
41:11It's a joke.
41:14It's a joke.
41:14I'm talking a little different from the context.
41:16Kapil Sharma is a joke.
41:18It's a whole world.
41:19But in your show,
41:20you come to the show.
41:23When you see the mother of the camera,
41:25because the real power is the one who shows.
41:28It's a joke.
41:30It's a joke that it's mine.
41:31Kapil sir,
41:31you can see.
41:34And Kapil sir,
41:36you will see the mother of the mother of the mother.
41:38If you have seen it,
41:40then you will see it.
41:41Maybe you will see it.
41:42It's not so happy when you see it in my eyes.
41:44What a joke.
41:47I really salute you sir.
41:48Your awards, Kapil Sharma show,
41:50but when you see the mother of the mother of the mother of the mother,
41:54there is nothing in this world.
41:57Your name is your name.
41:58My name is your name.
41:59My name is your name.
42:00My name is your name.
42:00But I have to learn something from you.
42:02I am very nervous.
42:04I've never given up to you.
42:06I've never given up to you.
42:21Ministers of the Missions
42:21I've never given up to you.
42:31I've never given up my mother.
42:31I have got
42:31Thank you, Sarimi.
42:33Mother has come in the shooting for a long time.
42:35It's a lot of joy.
42:36My son reached the hospital.
42:39I was also killed.
42:41I thought, who would be my place?
42:45Mother has become more popular.
42:47Mother is sitting at the show.
42:49Mother is going to go to Covid-19.
42:52She was on my daughter's house.
42:53There were some colonies.
42:55There were open areas.
42:55Mother was going to go.
42:57After that, I got out of my daughter.
42:59She told me to give me some money.
43:00She told me to give me some money.
43:01She said, why?
43:02She said that people would take me the photos.
43:19Mary Legs.
43:23Mary Legs!
43:24Mary Legs!
43:26Mary Legs!
43:28What are you talking about?
43:34You're focusing on the place.
43:39Oh, my.
43:40You had to go to Gyanee Chowmin.
43:42Why did you leave here?
43:43Why did you leave here?
43:45He will go to Naleh.
43:46He will go to Naleh.
43:48The real Gyanee is here.
43:52Let's meet him.
43:55Hey, boy.
43:55What are you talking about?
43:56You have to go to Naleh.
43:59You have to go to Naleh.
44:00Come here.
44:00You have to get him.
44:02Mother?
44:02No.
44:04A girl is leaving on a motorcycle every day.
44:06We have to go to here.
44:07So give us 20-30 rupees.
44:08Then they'll say that they're going to take this place.
44:10We don't give them money.
44:12No.
44:12The real thing is that in the village,
44:14we don't want to give them a donation.
44:15Give them a donation.
44:20What's that?
44:22My purse is a little inside.
44:25You sit on a roll.
44:27You can give them what you do.
44:30It's a little inside.
44:31You give them my bag.
44:31You give them a bag.
44:31Mother, there are diapers in the bag.
44:32Nothing is left.
44:33I've given them.
44:35I've given them a purse.
44:37I've given them the bag.
44:40And I don't think they'll go to the gans.
44:41Mother, it's a shame.
44:42I'm hurt to me.
44:44I'm a lady.
44:48And I'm a lady.
44:51Lady, gent, there's no one.
44:56It's just a human child, Mother.
44:58Are you a lady or a gent?
44:59She has become a woman today.
45:02Shidduo, you don't have anything else for anything.
45:05You all know,
45:06when you notice your hair,
45:07you have to notice your hair.
45:11The hair on the head is showing you.
45:14The hair on the head is showing you.
45:15The hair on the head is showing you.
45:17Please keep it.
45:18Please keep it.
45:20Please keep it.
45:22You should keep it.
45:22Keep it.
45:24If you do work,
45:25keep it your work.
45:26It's okay, Mother.
45:29Look.
45:30Look.
45:31Look.
45:31Look.
45:32What's the money to keep it?
45:34What's the money coming out of the house?
45:35Now it's not coming.
45:37Now it's not showing you.
45:39Now it's showing you.
45:39The gent has to say,
45:40Mother, they're gurus and gyanians.
45:42What's the gent's ladies?
45:44You are gurus.
45:45You are gurus.
45:45Hi, guys.
45:48How are you?
45:49How are you?
45:49Good. You both look good.
45:52Thank you very much.
45:53You will give advice.
45:54You have a little time for your husband.
45:57Yes.
45:58You have a little time for physics.
46:00Put it on the side.
46:02Yes.
46:03After the husband, chemistry is more important.
46:08You are preparing for the new kids.
46:12My mom has prepared for the new kids.
46:13My mom has prepared for the new kids.
46:14I'm always talking about the new kids.
46:17You are very intelligent, right?
46:19I don't know how much it is,
46:20how much it is, or how much it is.
46:22I know that my mom is so big.
46:30I always say that I have to study.
46:33I have to study.
46:34I study a lot.
46:35I have to tell you about it.
46:36When we were going to the bathroom,
46:39it was written on the floor.
46:40I was going to study and I told you about it.
46:42I was going to go to the ladies' room.
46:44What is it?
46:45I was going to go to the bathroom in my rooms.
46:47That's why I was going to the gents' room.
46:55And that's the same thing.
46:56Tell me,
46:58I am so happy.
46:59What do you need to study the gents' room for the ladies' room?
47:02Yes.
47:03Yes.
47:03For the ladies' room for the dernière canceled,
47:05Mankats is turned out in the overwhelming ice cream.
47:10This is so easy.
47:12Mackinac.
47:13Mackinac,
47:14Yes.
47:15Yes, please.
47:17I'm like this uso.
47:17Mammi take on theOUR.
47:18No.
47:18I have tried my funcion of your funcion of oven.
47:21I don't have sex.
47:21Well, before I get off my ridiculous нас 기억.
47:24Oh my God.
47:26Mom, teach me what to do,
47:27I teach me how to do a我的 society
47:28and you do anything will do either.
47:30Yes.
47:30Yes.
47:33Hello, sister?
47:34I have to write down here,
47:35I have to write down here.
47:38I'm going to call my mother
47:39My mother.
47:40I call my mother.
47:42I'm going to call my mother.
47:44I'm going to call her in the hospital.
47:45My mother is in the hospital.
47:48My mother is in the hospital.
47:50I'm going to ask her.
47:55Hello, sister?
47:57What are you sending?
47:58What are you sending?
48:00What are you sending?
48:02I'm sending you to your mother.
48:05I'm going to call her in the hospital.
48:06I'm a bus stand.
48:07No, I'm asking her.
48:11Tell her.
48:12I'm looking at her.
48:13I'm going to ask her.
48:16I'm going to ask her, Mother.
48:21What are you asking?
48:23She's a stone.
48:23She's a stone.
48:24She's a stone.
48:26She's a stone.
48:27You get to put up here.
48:30She's an example.
48:32She's an example.
48:33She's a huge educator.
48:36She's an example.
48:37She's an example.
48:38She's left in the childhood.
48:40I left my studies in my childhood.
48:42Why did I leave?
48:43What happened to Khan, sir?
48:48That he studied the test.
48:50The result was a duck.
48:52Now, if you ate a duck, someone ate a duck?
48:56Then, I didn't mean it.
48:58I didn't do it.
48:59One minute, I understand.
49:02Look, it's very easy.
49:04If you don't have to study this,
49:05you don't have to study this in school.
49:06You don't have to study this in the YouTube channel.
49:08You don't know that the videos of their YouTube channel
49:10are coming from where they are from?
49:14It's very interesting.
49:15I can't read it on YouTube.
49:16I can't read it on YouTube.
49:17I can't read it on YouTube.
49:19I've played a video here,
49:21two items in Tamanna Bhatia.
49:25My wife was on that day.
49:28I said, I'll study the night.
49:29I didn't study the night.
49:30I was taking Hussan's night.
49:31I was taking a nap and sleeping.
49:33I was very happy,
49:34I was very happy.
49:35His love for you,
49:37and you don't have to study it.
49:39Now, I'm not going to study it.
49:41You are going to study Khaansar.
49:42I'm going to study Khamal's history.
49:45I'm going to study Hitler's history.
49:47I've learned so much detail.
49:48I feel like Hitler's face is just like this.
49:52I'm going to study the night.
49:55I'm going to study it.
49:57I'm going to study the history.
49:58I'm not going to study history.
49:59Mark, cuttay, lada, jhagda,
50:00this is what it is.
50:01What will you say about in history?
50:04What will you say about in history?
50:04You see, the great age is on a plate.
50:07On a plate, right?
50:09He is on a plate.
50:10He came out.
50:11He came out.
50:12He came out.
50:12He came out.
50:13He came out.
50:14And this is how the people who are doing it.
50:14People are going to study it.
50:16People are going to study it.
50:17It's a story.
50:18I don't know.
50:24Yes.
50:25You're saying anything.
50:27I'm not studying history, sir.
50:29I'm saying it's really good.
50:30Do you study physics?
50:31No, physics, I'm not studying.
50:33Why?
50:33What did you study physics?
50:35I was trying to bully the bum, but I got to make it.
50:40Something that I've been able to do here,
50:41the AC is running.
50:42You're eating.
50:43I don't know how much force is in my head.
50:47This is science.
50:49Technology.
50:50Physics.
50:51Do you know anything about it?
50:52Yes, I know.
50:53What?
50:54Force is equal to mass into acceleration.
50:56Oh, wow.
51:01Look at this.
51:02That's why I remember it.
51:04But here, force will be more.
51:05No, no.
51:05Here, mass is more.
51:13Take mass and go to the toilet in the morning.
51:17There, force will be more acceleration.
51:24My mother calls me.
51:26My mother calls me.
51:27My mother calls me.
51:27My mother calls me.
51:28My mother calls me.
51:28My mother calls me.
51:28My mother calls me.
51:30Do you know what I'm saying?
51:34I'm saying,
51:35Accelerate.
51:36Accelerate.
51:37Aggressive.
51:39How do you do the operation?
51:48¿Está oké?
51:49I'm coming here close to my child.
52:04mónis
52:05Don't forget that.
52:09Don't regret it.
52:31happy holy
52:33happy holy
52:35happy holy
52:35happy holy
52:41Let's take a look at it.
52:44Happy Holie.
52:46Happy Holie.
52:47Happy Holie, you both.
52:49Happy Holie.
52:55Happy Holie.
52:57Happy Holie.
52:57Holie, tell everyone.
52:59Happy Holie.
53:04We're going now.
53:06Let's go.
53:07Here, let's go.
53:08Let's go.
53:09Let's go.
53:09My two children.
53:11Come here.
53:13Come here.
53:15Come here.
53:15You have your name?
53:16Yes.
53:17I'll tell you.
53:19You'll tell me.
53:20Kapil Grover.
53:21Go.
53:23Come here.
53:27Sit here.
53:28Sit here.
53:28Let me sit here.
53:30Sit here.
53:32Take a book.
53:33I read the book here.
53:35I don't know
54:09Oh
54:35Oh
55:05I don't know
55:32All of you
55:35All of you
55:36Sir son
55:37co-host
55:40Happy ollie
55:44Oh, happy holy, Kabil.
55:45Happy holy.
55:48Oh, my God.
55:52Guys, one more time for our guests.
55:58Sir, today, we have no word.
56:01Today's episode is so special.
56:03We are all for watching this million crores.
56:06We are all for one episode.
56:09So, thank you so much for coming.
56:10Thank you, really.
56:11From our heart.
56:12Very good.
56:14We have never thought that we will be a holy show in the life of a couple of Sharmahs show.
56:18Sir, I didn't know.
56:19I didn't know it.
56:21And, friends, today we have so many great educators here.
56:25After seeing them, we can say that knowledge is very important.
56:28And knowledge increases with respect.
56:30But don't know knowledge about the knowledge.
56:34Because the respect is worse.
56:36So, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't
56:38laugh, don't laugh.
56:39They're so wonderful.
56:40But don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh.
56:42Only on Netflix.
56:43Good night, Shubatri.
56:44One, two, three.
57:28One, two, three.
57:44One, two, three.
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