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12:36Il y a beaucoup plus de ce show à l'aise.
12:38Unfortunately...
12:39Oh !
12:41OK, Feathers Gould.
12:43Don't hug anyone until it is dry.
12:45Next.
12:46OK, tout le monde,
12:47tous vos noms sont dans ce genre de show
12:50dans une certaine ordinateur.
12:53Et si j'ai cette list dans mes mains,
12:57le show va s'arrêter sans doute.
12:59Oh !
13:01Monique !
13:05Feels like you kind of jumped at fate with that one.
13:10OK, uh, thank you very much.
13:12Now for our next musical number,
13:15let's take it to the streets.
13:16The Rat Infested Streets.
13:28I've been trying to call
13:30I've been on my own for long enough.
13:33Maybe you can show me how to love.
13:36Maybe.
13:39I'm going through withdrawals.
13:41You don't even have to do too much.
13:44You can turn me on with just a touch.
13:48Baby.
13:49I look around and
13:51Sin City's cold and empty.
13:54No one's around to judge me.
13:57I can't see clearly when you're gone.
14:00Ah, ah.
14:01I said,
14:02Ooh !
14:04I'm blinded by the light.
14:07No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch.
14:11I said,
14:14Ooh !
14:15I'm drowning in the night.
14:18Oh, when I'm like this,
14:20You're the one I trust.
14:23Hey, hey, hey.
14:25Ooh !
14:29I said,
14:31Ooh !
20:54Oh, Janice.
20:57Actually, that did make me feel a bit better.
21:00Almost like things are going to be okay.
21:03This is a Muppet News Flash.
21:05Emmy Award winning comedy icon Maya Rudolph is dead.
21:12I saw the light.
21:14And there was a river of souls.
21:16And a wall of flames.
21:19And I was doing award show patter for a man in red.
21:23That sounds like heaven, right?
21:27Correction, Emmy Award winning comedy icon Maya Rudolph is alive.
21:31A thing fell on her and made her be alive again.
21:34Stay tuned for more hard-hitting news.
21:37Whoopi Goldberg, get down to Houston.
21:39Classy Swinton.
21:41Show's not half bad.
21:43Yeah, it's all bad.
21:58Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown.
22:03I set out to get you with a fine-tooth comb.
22:07I was soft inside.
22:10There was something going on.
22:17You do something to me that I can't explain.
22:23Hold me closer and I feel no pain.
22:27Every beat of my heart.
22:30We got something going on.
22:52You're not cutting me from the show!
23:01I can't do it without you if this boat was gone.
23:07Everything is nothing if you've got no way.
23:12You're just running the night.
23:14Slowly losing sight of the real thing.
23:18Slowly losing sight of the real thing.
23:28But that won't happen to us and we've got no doubt.
23:33Now you're in this boat and I am freaking out.
23:38And the message is clear.
23:40This could be the year for the real thing.
23:45The real thing.
23:46All islands in the stream
23:49That is what we are
23:51No one in between
23:54How can we be wrong?
23:57Sail away with me
23:59To another world
24:02And we rely on each other
24:06From one day we'll do another
24:10Aha!
24:23I just have to say
24:25Singing a duet with you has always been a dream of mine
24:27And now I've done it
24:28And I'm still so young
24:31Yes!
24:31Just like me!
24:32I'm young!
24:34Very!
24:35Look at us!
24:36Two young ingenues at the top of their game!
24:38A ha ha ha ha ha!
24:40A ha ha ha ha!
24:41A ha ha ha ha ha!
24:43Uh
24:45Well um
24:46Does this mean we're
24:47We're good then?
24:48You're not going to try to
24:49Sue me for stealing your look?
24:51It's called copyright infringement sweetie
24:53And of course not!
24:55Oh
24:56That's really for the lawyers to decide
25:00I'm trying to be the best I can
25:03Back up
25:04Back up
25:04Just a little bit
25:05Trying to be fair
25:06C'est bon, c'est bon.
25:36I mean, maybe not this guy.
25:40I've been burned before.
25:44Okay, uh...
25:45Hey, give me a minute, okay?
25:55Hey there, folks.
25:58How you all doing so far?
26:00Um, I can't say that the show has gone exactly the way we planned.
26:06Jamie Lee Curtis, Regina King?
26:10Yeah, the point is, uh, maybe we're a little rusty.
26:14But, uh, but we promised to do a great show for you,
26:18and, uh, I hope that you at least enjoyed some of it.
26:28Well, now we're at the end, and you're all probably wondering what the final number is.
26:34In fact, I was supposed to come out here and announce one of the acts waiting backstage.
26:40But, um, I'm sorry.
26:45I'm not gonna do that.
26:49See?
26:50I can't trust anyone.
26:58Tonight, we're gonna have ourselves a real good time.
27:11And the world, I'll turn it inside out
27:18I'm floating around in ecstasy
27:23So don't stop me now
27:29Don't stop me
27:30Cause we're having a good time
27:32Having a good time
27:33I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
27:36Like a tiger
27:38Defying the laws of gravity
27:40I'm a racing car passing by
27:43Like Lady Godiva
27:45I'm gonna go
27:46Go, go
27:47Cause I don't want to stop at all
27:52Don't stop me
27:53Don't stop me
27:53Ha, ha, ha
27:55Don't stop me
27:56Don't stop me
27:56Hoo, hoo, hoo
27:58Don't stop me
27:59Don't stop me
27:59Wow, wow, wow
28:01Don't stop me
28:02Don't stop me
28:02Have a good time
28:03Good time
28:08Don't stop
28:12Don't stop
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