00:00How did you get this gig? I love it. Nice to meet you.
00:05You're more like my Oscar. You're like my big tall gold man.
00:10Welcome to the Vanity Fair Oscar party live.
00:13So how are you guys feeling? Your first time doing Vanity Fair Oscars carpet.
00:18How are you guys feeling right now?
00:20Crazy!
00:26Let's talk about the party.
00:28Brittany, talk about it.
00:30I'll talk about it.
00:31Have you been to this party before?
00:32Never in my life.
00:33Oh, it's so much fun.
00:34The first year I came, I think it was like 1998 with Jake Gyllenhaal as my date.
00:39Amazing.
00:40No one had heard of him.
00:42Thanks, Jake.
00:43You put him on the map.
00:44Right, right, right.
00:45And they don't say that a lot.
00:46Yeah, no, no, they don't.
00:47I have no plans tonight because I think the plans spoil the fun.
00:50Yep, let the wind take you.
00:51Exactly. I think the whole point of the party is not to have plans.
00:54I love it. Please.
00:54Let go.
00:55Let go.
00:56Let go.
00:56Enjoy. Enjoy the moment.
00:58Live in the moment.
00:59Let's be present tonight.
01:00Yes, let's be present.
01:01We're going to dance together.
01:02Be present tonight, please.
01:03Yes.
01:04Okay.
01:04Are you excited to dance on the dance floor?
01:06Duh, of course.
01:07What move is you going to do?
01:08I'm about to break it down.
01:09I'm going to go backflip.
01:10Yeah, please. I want to see that.
01:12What are you going to pull out?
01:13Every move in the book.
01:15One word to describe what happened the last time you guys had too many martinis.
01:19Three, two, one.
01:22Dark.
01:22Dark.
01:23Look at each other.
01:24One word to describe your friendship.
01:26Three, two, one.
01:28Valuable.
01:30Should we play the game?
01:31Yeah.
01:32Three, two, one.
01:33Help!
01:35We are...
01:36Rachel did it!
01:39You guys, you crushed that.
01:41I watched you live over here.
01:43I was trying to make eye contact in the craziest way.
01:46I know.
01:46I felt it.
01:47I felt it.
01:47I was like, she's so powerful.
01:49It's baking my skin.
01:50Can I tell you something crazy, you guys?
01:52Yeah.
01:52Earlier tonight, a bee flew into my dress and hung me.
01:57I'm not kidding you.
01:59It's a good look.
01:59Where?
01:59It's a good look.
02:00In my breasts.
02:00In between my breasts.
02:02It means you're so sweet.
02:02I'm not kidding you.
02:04Brittany!
02:05I'm about five foot eight.
02:07Beautiful blue eyes.
02:08Small lips, but they balance my face.
02:10Size 11 shoe.
02:11I am based in Los Angeles.
02:12And I will be reading for the part of Brittany Broski
02:15on the Vanity Fair Oscar party carpet.
02:17But you're going to be at the party, right?
02:18Yeah, I'll be in there.
02:19Okay, got it.
02:19Just give me about four hours.
02:20You just started.
02:21You got a lot of people to work through.
02:22Oh my God.
02:23How are you feeling?
02:24I feel great.
02:24I feel very, like, communal right now.
02:26You're ready.
02:27You should see my hole.
02:29Sorry, Vanity Fair.
02:31Look who I found.
02:32It's Troy Simone.
02:34What's up, y'all?
02:35Oh my God, Troy.
02:36You look gag.
02:38Do you mind me saying that?
02:39I look gag.
02:40Gag.
02:41What did you drink when you were, like, young and dirty?
02:44Uh, sacks of wine.
02:47Like, bags of wine.
02:49We call it a goon sack.
02:50And you'd slap the bag.
02:52What did you call me?
02:53Yay!
02:55The original mother!
02:57Who's your favorite kid right now?
02:58My favorite child?
03:00Yes.
03:00Um, it's different every day.
03:03I know.
03:03But I think it's a, I don't know.
03:06I can't even answer it.
03:07You know.
03:08You got me all blustered.
03:09I saw you think about it.
03:10Did you see the glint in my eye?
03:13Yeah.
03:13We know who it is.
03:14I can't.
03:14I can't.
03:16Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
03:19Nice to meet you.
03:20We just spoke to your incredible co-star, Sarah.
03:23Oh, he's so hot.
03:24Oh my God.
03:25Oh my God.
03:25Oh my God.
03:27Brittany Broski.
03:28And your middle name.
03:29Wait, don't tell me.
03:29Uh-huh.
03:30Uh, tell me the first initial of your middle name.
03:32Hey.
03:34Hannah.
03:36Not even close, Jeff.
03:37How are you?
03:38Look at us.
03:39Look at us.
03:40Hello.
03:40We got the memo.
03:42My God.
03:43You're peeling glasses.
03:44Oh, shut the f-
03:45And now you're killing shit.
03:46Do you like this?
03:47Yeah.
03:47Okay, I'm not even just saying this because we're friends.
03:49I'm going to-
03:49This is my favorite guy look of the night.
03:51Really?
03:51What type of party goer are you when you're inside?
03:53Are you on the wall?
03:55Are you drinking, dancing?
03:56No, no, no, no.
03:56I am, like, flitting around like a little butterfly, talking to a million people, having a drink.
04:02The girls are definitely not letting each other breathe.
04:05We're getting one look after another.
04:12A moment for the fit, a moment for the fit.
04:15Damn.
04:16Who are you wearing?
04:17I'm wearing Calvin Klein.
04:19Wow.
04:20It's so chic.
04:21Like, and also the last name pigeon.
04:23Pigeons are the chicest bird you could get.
04:26Babe, I want to buy it.
04:27Do you think that's the chic?
04:28Yes.
04:29Uh, let's turn that back.
04:30Dove.
04:30No?
04:30True.
04:31Yeah, chic.
04:32So dropped out.
04:33So this is all Chanel.
04:34All Chanel.
04:35All Chanel.
04:36All Chanel.
04:36Oh, you look amazing.
04:38Tom Blythe.
04:39It's nice to meet you in the flesh.
04:41That's what I have spoken about you on my podcast in ways that I'm a bit humiliated about.
04:45I've heard the rumors, but, yeah.
04:47Let me just cut to the chase mark.
04:48Yeah, what's up?
04:49How do I get a cover?
04:51I'm a liar, too.
04:52Yeah.
04:53I'm lying all night.
04:54Yeah.
04:54We're just, come on.
04:56Love the brooch.
05:02Your mother must be proud of you.
05:05I feel like I am in a tornado.
05:09Let's take a look at who's arriving now.
05:13I've got absolutely no responsibilities here whatsoever.
05:16I'm surprised they even let us in, being TV folk at a movie event.
05:20Yeah, security needs some more attendees.
05:22That might be your job in a minute.
05:24Just for old times' sake, give me Drew.
05:26I'm dressed like a literal Oscar, and it's so amazing, and I love you so much.
05:32Drew, I love you so much.
05:33Drew, this is my friend, Gwen.
05:35More than in front.
05:36Oh, my God.
05:37Thank you so much.
05:38Best impression of the night.
05:41How, how, how.
05:42Gotta get my Jesse Buckley in.
05:44There's a lot.
05:45Do it, Jesse.
05:45Do it, Jesse.
05:46There are mothers for all the moms out there.
05:48That was sick.
05:50Wow.
05:50As the first Latina to headline Coachella,
05:53can you give us a sneak peek into the outfits, into the, the stage?
05:58Okay, they always ask for the secrets that I don't want to reveal for, are you gonna be there?
06:04I get, yeah, I'll be there.
06:04Ah, if you're gonna be there, just, ah, so, she says she's gonna be there,
06:08so now I don't have secrets to reveal.
06:10Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
06:13ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:13That's the way I'm for Halloween.
06:14You're gonna be, you're gonna be a kid from weapons.
06:16I appreciate it, I appreciate it.
06:17You know, you and me could do, like, an Aunt Gladys kind of kid Alex thing.
06:21Who's who?
06:21I mean, I think, yeah, I, I, I, I think.
06:24Who do you mean who's who?
06:25Okay, okay.
06:26I am literally having the time of my life over here.
06:28I feel like a family dog being spoiled on its last day on Earth.
06:32Conan O'Brien.
06:33Hey, how are you?
06:33I'm doing fantastic.
06:34Thanks for having us.
06:35Thanks for...
06:36Lovely, and this is my wife, Liza.
06:38Hi, Liza, thank you for joining us.
06:39Who had to put up with maybe four months
06:42of me trying bits and jokes out on her
06:44at like two in the morning.
06:45How did the marriage last?
06:47We'll see.
06:49In Toy Story 5, you'll be playing a toy
06:51that teaches children how to use the potty?
06:53That's right.
06:55Is this where we've landed with your career
06:56after the Oscars, post-Oscars?
06:58Yes.
06:59What music would you be playing if you were the DJ?
07:01I'm into the high-rug, baby.
07:03Well, I would do Metallica, of course.
07:05Yeah.
07:05And I'll do some AC-DC, which are my favorites.
07:09Yeah, a little thunderstruck.
07:09Of course.
07:10Mm-hmm.
07:11And then just to take it easy, to go to sleep,
07:14I will do just Motorhead.
07:18It's like brown noise.
07:23Quinn, I'm like watching y'all, and I'm just like,
07:25I can't believe that they're real.
07:27Please get this.
07:28Have you seen a girl looking like me?
07:30Have you seen a boy looking like he?
07:31Sometimes y'all are like little cartoon characters in my head.
07:34You know what I mean?
07:34It's been a night.
07:36It's been a night.
07:37We've had so much fun.
07:37We wish we could do it forever.
07:39I need...
07:40Shut up, Jake.
07:41Can we all just tell Jake to shut up for a little bit?
07:44I'm kidding.
07:45Ah!
07:46I almost kissed him.
07:48We hope you enjoyed this journey with us,
07:50and if not, I know we're going to hear about it in the comments,
07:53and that's the beautiful part of the internet.
07:55Good night, everyone!
07:58Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:00Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:01Woo!
08:02Woo!
08:02Woo!
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