WWF SmackDown, April 20, 2000

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Transcript

00:00:04I think you should make this match tonight for

00:00:08the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

00:00:12You're on.

00:00:13All of that Trimolates has said, you're on.

00:00:16Say hello to my little friends, the Acolytes.

00:00:20WWE title on the line.

00:00:21Jericho got everything to gain here and nothing to lose.

00:00:24Jericho, oh, yes.

00:00:26Jericho catapulted Triple H, right into the referee.

00:00:30And now moves the champion.

00:00:31And Stephanie just blew the belt of WWE.

00:00:34Carly belted into the ring.

00:00:36Get it, Triple H, get it.

00:00:37Triple H is...

00:00:39Triple H is down.

00:00:42Stephanie!

00:00:43Jericho's got the cover.

00:00:44He's got the pin.

00:00:46But there's no referee.

00:00:47Referee Earl Hedner.

00:00:48What is this?

00:00:50Oh!

00:00:51Triple H kicked out.

00:00:52Triple H just realized who's in the ring with him.

00:00:54And Earl Hedner is not going to take this physical abuse.

00:00:57He cannot put his hands on the WWE team.

00:01:00Spinning heel kick by Jericho.

00:01:03Jericho scores the moonsault.

00:01:06No!

00:01:07We got it in chapter.

00:01:08No way!

00:01:09This Jericho has just beat the game for the WWE title.

00:01:14And Triple H is beside himself.

00:01:16He can't believe it.

00:01:22Triple H has just commandeered a referee Earl Hedner King, and it would appear that they're headed our way.

00:01:28Mike Chioda, you were the legal referee in that match, right?

00:01:32Did I get screwed?

00:01:34Earl, I was a fast count.

00:01:36You're screwed, Triple H.

00:01:37I want you to reverse that decision now.

00:01:42I'll reverse the decision on one term.

00:01:46That is, nobody touches me.

00:01:49As long as I'm a WWE referee, as long as our life, and that goes for you, you, and you

00:01:57better never put your damn hands on me again.

00:02:01I'm a man of my word, Earl.

00:02:03And as long as you are a World Wrestling Federation official, nobody will ever lay a hand on you again.

00:02:10Oh, yeah.

00:02:11But there's one other thing I forgot to tell you, Earl.

00:02:14Your ass is fired!

00:02:16Oh, he's fired!

00:02:17Oh, come on!

00:02:18He's got a family!

00:02:20Well, he's no longer a WWE official!

00:02:21Well, this is not right!

00:02:22He's a human being!

00:02:23He's fair game!

00:02:24He doesn't deserve this!

00:02:26Oh!

00:02:26Stop that!

00:02:27Hit three!

00:02:28No!

00:02:28Oh!

00:02:29Oh!

00:02:30And he just fired!

00:02:32And I stopped him!

00:02:33This is not a good over for the game!

00:02:35This may not be a good night for Triple H!

00:02:43How long's that limo?

00:02:44Gotta be somebody important!

00:02:46It's Linda McMahon!

00:02:47What's Linda doing here?

00:02:48Why is your mom even here?

00:02:50You see, at Backlash, The Rock is scheduled and will compete against Triple H for the World Wrestling

00:02:57federation championship but from what i can see the deck is already stacked against him

00:03:03my husband vince mcmahon will be in the corner of triple h so therefore i think the rock is

00:03:10outnumbered i have decided to put someone in his corner to even the odds a little bit

00:03:18in his corner is going to be none other than stone cold

00:03:32here comes minda's daughter stephanie somebody else may have something to say about this

00:03:37i'm gonna give you the opportunity to change your mind no this is gonna hurt me a lot worse than

00:03:46it

00:03:46hurts you

00:03:46get her

00:03:52her own daughter she can't believe it herself

00:03:55what is happening

00:03:57stephanie is telling her how to get her

00:03:59stop that stop that

00:04:01oh my god

00:04:04what is happening

00:04:08for god's sakes

00:04:09stephanie has stopped by this man

00:04:22after hearing linda mcmahon's announcement the rock says what was once a great situation

00:04:28just got better it's going to be triple h with vince in his corner and the rock with austin

00:04:42in his corner and the rock is coming for the ww title

00:04:52the rock is missing

00:05:22and the rock is missing

00:05:37Finally, perhaps the worst night in the life of the WWF champion.

00:05:42What else could happen to Triple H tonight on SmackDown?

00:05:46Welcome to the First Union Center in Philadelphia.

00:05:48Over 18,000 fans jammed in here.

00:05:51This place has been sold out from us for SmackDown.

00:05:59All you didn't know, you're ever cool somebody.

00:06:09The Road Dogg on his way to the ring kicking us off on SmackDown.

00:06:13He came in with DX sending a message to the tag team champion,

00:06:17and Edge and Christian on a Roller Monday night.

00:06:19We want the tag team titles back and attacked in the backstage area at Raw.

00:06:26So you got that right.

00:06:27And big news, my love.

00:06:29We learned that the tag team title match has been made for SmackDown.

00:06:34Edge and Christian are going to put the tag titles on the line against The Dogg and Xbox.

00:06:39Now, Backlash takes place a week from this Sunday on pay-per-view.

00:06:43Tag team titles on the line.

00:06:45Road Dogg and Xbox versus Edge and Christian.

00:06:48But Road Dogg in one-on-one action as we kick off SmackDown tonight.

00:06:53Oh, what a night this is going to be.

00:06:55What an explosive night it's going to be.

00:07:00Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

00:07:02City of brotherly love.

00:07:04Welcome to The Dogg House.

00:07:11Now then, we're going to get those tag titles when we get to Backlash.

00:07:17We're going to burn you boys down and leave your bodies in ash.

00:07:21You see, me and X-Pac won't leave nothing to waste.

00:07:25So one of you punk s*** come out here and get you a taste.

00:07:29Woo!

00:07:30Road Dogg is ready.

00:07:31Uh-oh.

00:07:34Where are they?

00:07:40Road Dogg waiting on his opponent for this one-on-one action.

00:07:44Edge.

00:07:45What are you, the tag team champions?

00:07:50I'll tell you, gang.

00:07:52It should be an explosive night here on SmackDown.

00:07:54Following, as we mentioned, perhaps the worst night in the career of the WWF champion, Triple

00:08:28H, who's to say tonight's going to be any different for the champ?

00:08:30Putting the title on the line on Raw Monday night.

00:08:33And then the fact that Jericho had hired the Acolytes as backup.

00:08:36And then the situation with Earl Hebner, the referee who was on probation, King.

00:08:41Well, you got to admit, Earl Hebner should have been fired.

00:08:43I mean, you're right, he was on probation, and then to pull a stunt like he pulled, he had

00:08:50to be pink slipped.

00:08:52King Earl did not have to be fired.

00:08:54I mean, Earl Hebner was standing up for himself.

00:08:56He'd been pushed to the edge by Triple H.

00:08:58And Shane, and what a dropkick by the Road Dogg.

00:09:01And we got to take another look now at how this big matchup started.

00:09:05Yeah.

00:09:06Road Dogg tried to get the jump on it, but Edge was ready.

00:09:08Caught Road Dogg right the chops with that big elbow.

00:09:11And Road Dogg's in control outside the ring on Edge now.

00:09:14And just when Triple H didn't think that his night could get any worse on Raw, the announcement

00:09:19from Linda McMahon involving Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:09:22Unbelievable.

00:09:23The Rattlesnake off the 316 Stone Cold is going to be back at Backlash, and he's going

00:09:29to be in the corner of The Rock.

00:09:32Oh, my God.

00:09:33Shane and Stephanie were so upset.

00:09:35Stephanie McMahon even wanted to slap her own mother, Linda, yet again, King.

00:09:40But Linda retaliated with a slap of her own.

00:09:42I've never seen anything like it.

00:09:43Here's a cover and a kick out after two.

00:09:46Linda McMahon slapped her own precious little doll in the face.

00:09:50Well, Linda was upset.

00:09:50She was torn apart after slapping her daughter, King.

00:09:53And here's a cover by the Road Dogg on Edge.

00:09:55There's two and a kick out by Edge.

00:09:58Well, Linda should have been upset.

00:09:59I've never seen anything like that.

00:10:00Surprised charges weren't filed or something.

00:10:03Well, King, you know, Triple H should have never put his hands on his mother-in-law, attempting

00:10:07to give Linda McMahon the pedigree in the center of the ring.

00:10:10Well, he was provoked.

00:10:12Provoked.

00:10:12Of course.

00:10:14What were you watching?

00:10:15What are you talking about, King?

00:10:16Vince McMahon returns this weekend from his business trip in Europe.

00:10:22What do you think his reaction is going to be to what's been going on the past few days?

00:10:25Look at Road Dogg, Duke is having.

00:10:26Uh-oh.

00:10:27Oh, he missed with the right hand.

00:10:28Too much Duke in a time.

00:10:29And Edge rolls him over.

00:10:30Here's the cover.

00:10:30Oh, look at this.

00:10:31Road Dogg hooks the leg.

00:10:33And it's over.

00:10:34It's over.

00:10:35It looks like Road Dogg may have perhaps had the tights of Edge, King.

00:10:39What?

00:10:40Road Dogg.

00:10:41It looks like Road Dogg may have pulled the tights of Edge to reverse it.

00:10:46He picked up the victory nonetheless over Edge.

00:10:49Well, let's take a look.

00:10:50I think he may have had a distorted view there.

00:10:54He's going in there.

00:10:55He's going in there.

00:10:56What?

00:10:57He took the place to get him over.

00:10:59He won.

00:11:00That's all that matters.

00:11:01Hey, I'll take care of this.

00:11:02I'll start rounding everybody up, right?

00:11:04Divide and conquer.

00:11:05You guys do what you got to do, Chick-A-Lair.

00:11:07What does Shane mean by that?

00:11:09Rounding everybody up.

00:11:10I don't know.

00:11:11I just wonder how Stephanie feels about being slapped by her old mother.

00:11:14How does Triple H think about losing to John Paul and Rawl?

00:11:17That never happened.

00:11:20Ladies and gentlemen, Iron Mike Tyson.

00:11:27It is unfortunately an honor and a privilege to have you standing in a World Wrestling Federation ring.

00:11:34I'm just happy to be here.

00:11:36Mike Tyson is standing in Stone Cold 3.

00:11:39And business is damn sure about to pick up.

00:11:44Let me make it short and sweet.

00:11:45What I'm telling you is I want a piece of Mike Tyson's ass.

00:11:49Right now, you've got your little beady eyes locked on the eyes of the world's toughest son of a...

00:11:57So here's to you.

00:11:59Whoa!

00:12:01Here we go!

00:12:03Here we go!

00:12:04Tyson and Austin!

00:12:05Tyson and Austin!

00:12:06Austin and Austin!

00:12:08I told you it was going to happen!

00:12:10I knew it would happen!

00:12:12Tyson wants Austin!

00:12:13Austin wants Tyson!

00:12:16So, is he so on?

00:12:18Well, King Stone called Steve Austin.

00:12:21We'll be in the corner of The Rock a week from this Sunday at Backlash.

00:12:25When The Rock takes out this man.

00:12:27The game Triple H.

00:12:29And the World Wrestling Federation title.

00:12:31And I'm just wondering what Triple H thinks about that.

00:12:35He's got to be very, very concerned.

00:12:37But I'm sure, I'm sure that the McMahon-Helphly regime will come up with something.

00:12:43They'll have a plan.

00:12:44They'll have some way to counteract the Rattlespace.

00:12:49Plays come on taking their way to the ring.

00:12:51The World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion.

00:12:55Anthony McMahon-Helphly.

00:12:57And the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

00:13:02Triple H.

00:13:03Again, it was a surreal night this past Monday Night on Raw for the game Triple H.

00:13:09He was goaded into putting his title on the line against Chris Jericho.

00:13:13And then he actually lost the matchup.

00:13:16That never happened, Michael Cole.

00:13:18You want to get fired, too?

00:13:19Well, the record book says it never happened.

00:13:21Triple H is all that matters.

00:13:22The World Wrestling Federation Champion.

00:13:24And then, of course, the bombshells dropped by Linda McMahon.

00:13:28And Stone told Steve Austin would be returning at Backlash.

00:13:31I still can't believe that.

00:13:34You better get it straight, Michael Cole.

00:13:37And what about Stephanie McMahon-Helphly, Triple H's wife?

00:13:41Flapped by her mother, Linda McMahon, in the center of the ring on Raw Monday Night.

00:13:46Boy, I'm going to say, I can't wait for this McMahon to get back with her this weekend.

00:13:50He's the most brilliant man in the history of this game.

00:13:52He'll figure out something.

00:13:53And he'll also have something to fit him.

00:13:55He'll fight Linda for slapping his lovely daughter.

00:13:57Well, Jamie, you know this about Vince McMahon.

00:14:00He will be in the corner of his son-in-law, Triple H's at Backlash.

00:14:04Vince in one corner, Stone Cold Steve Austin in the other corner.

00:14:08And considering the history between those two, who knows what's going to happen?

00:14:12Oh, I don't know.

00:14:13I thought WrestleMania was a big pay-per-view.

00:14:15But wait on Backlash.

00:14:16It's going to be unbelievable.

00:14:19Oh, listen to these people.

00:14:22There's no way to talk to the WWF champion and the WWF women's champion.

00:14:30That's so painful coming from you.

00:14:36That's telling.

00:14:38You know, over the last couple of days, Steph, I've heard a lot of people talk about Monday night,

00:14:46how the McMahon-Helmsley regime had a bad day.

00:14:50It did.

00:14:51More importantly, how I had a bad day.

00:14:58Let's face it.

00:14:59I really don't have very many bad days.

00:15:02And that wasn't one of them.

00:15:04I think because as time goes on and you look back in the record books,

00:15:10the record books will clearly show that it really wasn't a very bad day.

00:15:15I mean, well, I never lost the World Wrestling Federation Championship to Chris Jericho.

00:15:22He's right.

00:15:23I look.

00:15:23It's not there.

00:15:24In the record book, you mean.

00:15:26Right.

00:15:28I mean, that never, never took place.

00:15:32Didn't even happen, Michael Cole.

00:15:33The record books will also show that there was never a quick count by an incompetent official.

00:15:47Right.

00:15:48It will never show Earl Hebner trying to screw me.

00:15:53Good.

00:15:55It will also never show you, me, and Shane then firing that incompetent official

00:16:04and cutting the problem off and just getting rid of it.

00:16:08He won't even know why he's sitting at home.

00:16:11I have to admit, though, possibly the one thing Monday that did happen that could be considered

00:16:19bad.

00:16:21Uh-oh.

00:16:32The one thing that happened Monday that could be considered bad was when Linda McMahon, your

00:16:42mom came out here to make her very special announcement.

00:16:50Bad announcement.

00:16:51Bad.

00:16:51And, you know, Steph, while we're talking about your mom, you know, look, you and I have always

00:16:59talked about having kids someday and doing the whole family thing.

00:17:04Little champions.

00:17:06To be quite honest with you, I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving our kids with your mom.

00:17:13She's a psycho.

00:17:15Oh, come on.

00:17:16She needs some help.

00:17:17What the hell kind of mother would slap down her own daughter?

00:17:23Oh, see there?

00:17:23She defended herself, man.

00:17:24No, he's got a point.

00:17:25He's got a point.

00:17:27Linda McMahon, your mother, reared her hand back and struck down her only daughter.

00:17:36It's a painful, painful memory for Stephanie.

00:17:39Look.

00:17:39Look at her face.

00:17:40What kind of a woman does something like that?

00:17:42That's sick.

00:17:43I won't bring our kids anywhere near.

00:17:45What, is she going to slap them around, too?

00:17:47She'll be kicking the kids and smacking them all over the place.

00:17:50Child abuse.

00:17:51She's sick.

00:17:52She needs help.

00:17:54And, all right, maybe I snapped a little bit.

00:17:57Seeing you get slapped, maybe I did snap.

00:17:59I grabbed Linda.

00:18:01I wouldn't have really given her the pedigree.

00:18:03No way.

00:18:04Yeah, sure.

00:18:04Come on.

00:18:05Let's face it.

00:18:06Deep down inside, I'm a hell of a guy.

00:18:09I'm a nice guy.

00:18:11He is.

00:18:12I know it personally.

00:18:15I wouldn't have actually given her the pedigree, and I was just scaring her.

00:18:19I would have let her go.

00:18:20But, no, your hothead brother runs over and punches me in the face.

00:18:25Defending his mom, King.

00:18:27Right now, no, she was doing it.

00:18:28And, I mean, I understand.

00:18:32Shane's always been a little bit of a mama's boy.

00:18:34Uh-oh.

00:18:35But, that's okay.

00:18:37Hey, there's nothing wrong with loving your mommy.

00:18:41The way Shane does, I mean.

00:18:45But, you know, now that I'm thinking about it, when I talk about your mom,

00:18:49and I ask the question, what kind of a woman does something like that?

00:18:54I guess it's the same kind of a woman that would come to this ring

00:18:59and do something such as take a fair contest between two great athletes

00:19:06for the World Wrestling Federation champion.

00:19:10Take a fair contest, and then try to stack the odds against me

00:19:17by putting in The Rock's corner none other than stone-cold Steve Austin.

00:19:26What kind of a woman would do that, Michael?

00:19:29A fair woman, King.

00:19:31Vince McMahon is in Triple H's corner.

00:19:35But, as far as The Rock goes,

00:19:38Rock, you want somebody in your corner?

00:19:41Well, tonight, I'm going to give you a chance

00:19:44to get used to that very thing,

00:19:46to have somebody in your corner.

00:19:50Uh-oh.

00:19:51Hell, I'm going to give you somebody in every corner.

00:19:54What?

00:19:54No.

00:19:55I'm going to give you somebody all around the ring.

00:19:59What's he talking about?

00:20:00Because tonight,

00:20:02in this very ring...

00:20:05Oh, boy.

00:20:06Here we go.

00:20:07Uh-oh.

00:20:07It will be none other

00:20:11than the Ayatollah of Butthola,

00:20:15Chris Jericho...

00:20:18Butthola?

00:20:20...going one-on-one

00:20:23with the people's champ, The Rock.

00:20:26Come on, Jericho versus The Rock.

00:20:29That's good.

00:20:29Oh.

00:20:31But I forgot to mention that it will be

00:20:34a lumberjack match.

00:20:37Uh-oh.

00:20:37And those lumberjacks are right now,

00:20:41at this very moment,

00:20:42being carefully hand-selected

00:20:45by none other than my brother-in-law,

00:20:48your brother,

00:20:50Shane McMahon.

00:20:51Now, how fair is this going to be?

00:20:53Shane hand-picking the lumberjacks.

00:20:54Give me a break.

00:20:56So as it goes,

00:20:58never fear.

00:20:59The McMahon-Helmsley regime

00:21:03is in complete control.

00:21:09We are taking care of business,

00:21:12and read my lips,

00:21:15there will be

00:21:16no

00:21:17more

00:21:18bad

00:21:19days.

00:21:21Well, Triple Ice better hope not.

00:21:23Read his lip!

00:21:24After what he went through...

00:21:25Wait a minute.

00:21:27What's this?

00:21:28King that's...

00:21:29What's Kaz's music?

00:21:30I know that.

00:21:31But I mean, what's this?

00:21:33What's he doing out here?

00:21:34I have no idea.

00:21:35Kaz is the ECW champion.

00:21:39Won the championship on a day off last week.

00:21:57Get this great thug out of here.

00:21:59Is that right, champ?

00:22:01You know,

00:22:03it's good to see

00:22:04that you're in such a pleasant mood.

00:22:07But

00:22:08the mood

00:22:09is about

00:22:10to change.

00:22:12Oh, please.

00:22:15Look at that.

00:22:16You know,

00:22:18you run around here

00:22:19like you got

00:22:20everything under control.

00:22:22All your bases covered.

00:22:25But when I say

00:22:27you open that big mouth of yours

00:22:30just a little bit wider

00:22:32and take a bite

00:22:34out of something

00:22:35you can't swallow.

00:22:37You can't talk that way

00:22:39to the WWF champion.

00:22:40What is he talking about?

00:22:42And you ain't gotta put

00:22:43that title on the line.

00:22:45All you gotta do

00:22:47is lace them up

00:22:49real tight,

00:22:51get in that ring

00:22:52and find out

00:22:54why

00:22:55they

00:22:56call me

00:22:57the human

00:22:58wrecking

00:22:59machine.

00:23:01Kaz is challenging

00:23:03Triple H.

00:23:04You want a piece

00:23:05of me

00:23:06tonight?

00:23:08You got it.

00:23:10Wow.

00:23:13Oh, man.

00:23:15You bring that little

00:23:16belt you got

00:23:17around your waist.

00:23:18What does that

00:23:19stand for?

00:23:21ECW

00:23:21or something?

00:23:24Extremely

00:23:26well, you know.

00:23:32Well, Jack, understand this.

00:23:34You step in the ring

00:23:35with me tonight.

00:23:37This is the World

00:23:38Wrestling Federation.

00:23:41And I am gonna prove

00:23:42to the world.

00:23:44I am gonna prove

00:23:46to you.

00:23:47And I am gonna prove

00:23:49to every one of these idiots

00:23:51that was just chanting

00:23:52those three letters

00:23:54that ECW

00:23:57sucks.

00:23:58Woo-hoo!

00:23:59Man!

00:24:01I've known that for years,

00:24:02but, uh...

00:24:04Well, I'll tell you what,

00:24:07big time,

00:24:07from one champion

00:24:09to another champion,

00:24:11get prepared

00:24:13to be choked out.

00:24:14And by the way,

00:24:16you call yourself

00:24:18the game?

00:24:19I don't play games!

00:24:22King tonight

00:24:23in Triple H

00:24:24versus Taz,

00:24:25and I believe

00:24:26this is history

00:24:27in the making.

00:24:28King, the first time

00:24:29ever,

00:24:29one champ

00:24:30from one organization

00:24:31goes one-on-one

00:24:32with the WWF champion!

00:24:34ECW champion

00:24:35against the game,

00:24:37WWF champ!

00:24:38Wow!

00:24:39Hey, China,

00:24:39that's a great outfit.

00:24:41Yeah, that's great.

00:24:41Well, listen up, Anita.

00:24:42You're lucky that

00:24:43Eddie's in a good mood

00:24:44tonight.

00:24:44Because he's gonna

00:24:45give you and Essay

00:24:46a chance to team up

00:24:47with us again

00:24:47so that we can go

00:24:48against the Dudley boys.

00:24:49Only because he's

00:24:50in a good mood

00:24:51because he passed his GED.

00:24:52Oh, that's great.

00:24:53I should congratulate him

00:24:54on that.

00:24:54It's impressive.

00:24:55You do that.

00:24:56But listen up.

00:24:57You do not screw up again.

00:24:59You got that?

00:25:01King, Anita better

00:25:02heed the warning

00:25:03of Mama Zita!

00:25:06Kurt.

00:25:07Yeah?

00:25:08Hi.

00:25:09You know,

00:25:09you know that I always

00:25:11thought you were handsome,

00:25:12but...

00:25:12Yeah.

00:25:13You know,

00:25:14your most admirable quality

00:25:15is your credibility.

00:25:17And you're the only

00:25:18Olympic gold medalist

00:25:19in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:25:21It's true.

00:25:22And I was just wondering

00:25:24if you could bring

00:25:24some credibility

00:25:25to tonight's lumberjack match.

00:25:27So I'm inviting you

00:25:28to be a lumberjack.

00:25:30Well, I accept, Stephanie.

00:25:32It would be my honor.

00:25:34The honor's all mine.

00:25:35Mine too.

00:25:37Excuse me.

00:25:39Wow.

00:25:40Well, King,

00:25:41apparently the first lumberjack

00:25:42for tonight's match

00:25:43between The Rock and Y2J

00:25:46has been signed up.

00:25:47Kurt Angle's

00:25:48sweet card by Stephanie.

00:25:50Yeah, I guess she was lucky

00:25:51to bump into it

00:25:52there in the hallway.

00:25:52And he touches this

00:25:54to go for a football

00:25:55making their win

00:25:56in the ring

00:25:57at a combined weight

00:25:57of 568 pounds.

00:26:01Bubba Ray

00:26:01and Yvonne

00:26:03the Dudley boys.

00:26:05Well, a week from this Sunday

00:26:06at Backlash

00:26:07on Pay-Per-View, King,

00:26:08the Dudleys go

00:26:09one-on-one

00:26:10with T and A.

00:26:11But did you see the look

00:26:12on Bubba Ray

00:26:13Dudley's face

00:26:14this past week

00:26:15on Raw?

00:26:16He grabbed Trish Stratus

00:26:17and then Trish planted

00:26:18a big old kiss

00:26:18on his face.

00:26:19Trish was playing

00:26:20tonsil hockey with him

00:26:21and he was hypnotized.

00:26:23And their opponents

00:26:24troops in first

00:26:25being accompanied

00:26:26to the ring

00:26:26by Lisa

00:26:27from Guadalajara, Mexico.

00:26:30In a quarter

00:26:30and 17 pounds

00:26:32it's a real.

00:26:35Well, you heard

00:26:36China's warning

00:26:37to lead him

00:26:37before the break, King,

00:26:38and it all involved

00:26:39what happened

00:26:39this past Monday

00:26:40on Raw.

00:26:41It was Ese Rios

00:26:42teaming with Eddie Guerrero

00:26:43to take on the Hardy Boys

00:26:44and Alita made

00:26:45a bit of a mistake.

00:26:46Well, you're not kidding.

00:26:47I mean, she came

00:26:48off that top rope

00:26:49and she ate Eddie Guerrero.

00:26:50Latino heat!

00:26:52So the new Jag team

00:26:53of Ese Rios

00:26:54and Eddie Guerrero

00:26:55didn't quite get off

00:26:55on the right foot

00:26:56and China

00:26:57took exception

00:26:59power bombing

00:27:00Ese Rios

00:27:01in the middle of the ring.

00:27:02But I think everything

00:27:03is smoothed over now.

00:27:03I think everything

00:27:04is straightened out.

00:27:05They should be able

00:27:05to get along

00:27:06tonight.

00:27:07See that.

00:27:08Ha-ha!

00:27:08He runs over

00:27:10E-Morri.

00:27:11And his

00:27:12saggy partner

00:27:13made a company

00:27:14to the ring

00:27:15by the ninth

00:27:16winner of the world,

00:27:17China.

00:27:19He is the World

00:27:20Wrestling Federation

00:27:21European Champion

00:27:23Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:26Look at Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:27He is smitten, King.

00:27:28He's got like a high

00:27:29school crush on China.

00:27:31Well, that's appropriate.

00:27:31He just passed

00:27:33his CED test

00:27:34so now he's got

00:27:35a high school diploma.

00:27:36Well, congratulations

00:27:37go out to

00:27:38Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:40Get the team again

00:27:41here on SmackDown

00:27:42with Ese Rios

00:27:43to take on

00:27:44the Dudley Boys.

00:27:45What about the two huge

00:27:46blockbuster matches

00:27:47we just heard of

00:27:48tonight, King?

00:27:49Triple H.

00:27:50I mean, you've got to

00:27:50give the game

00:27:51some credit.

00:27:52Ten days away

00:27:53from his showdown

00:27:54with a rocket backlash.

00:27:55He's going to go

00:27:56one-on-one

00:27:56with Taz

00:27:58here tonight

00:27:59on SmackDown.

00:28:00Taz doesn't care

00:28:00about anybody.

00:28:01He just wants

00:28:02to hurt people.

00:28:03And also,

00:28:04Triple H setting

00:28:04the match tonight

00:28:05using one match

00:28:07to presumably get

00:28:08rid of two of his enemies

00:28:09trying to soften up

00:28:10The Rock for backlash.

00:28:12Triple H has made a match.

00:28:13The Rock versus Y2J.

00:28:15Yeah, man.

00:28:16A Lumberjack match.

00:28:17We've already seen

00:28:18who one Lumberjack is.

00:28:19Kurt Angle.

00:28:20Who do you think

00:28:21the rest of them will be?

00:28:22I have no idea,

00:28:22but if Shane McMahon

00:28:23and Stephanie McMahon

00:28:24Helmpley are involved

00:28:25in tapping

00:28:26the Lumberjack,

00:28:27it can't be good

00:28:28for The Rock and Y2J

00:28:29as Bubba Ray Dudley

00:28:30locks up center of the ring

00:28:31with Eze Rios.

00:28:33I know one thing.

00:28:34Latino Heat

00:28:35is in a good mood tonight.

00:28:37He passed the GED fan.

00:28:38He was really cramming

00:28:39for that test.

00:28:40He was.

00:28:40We saw that on Raw.

00:28:41Big back body drop.

00:28:42Eze Rios lands on his feet.

00:28:44I had to help him

00:28:44with a few subjects.

00:28:45Oh, what a takedown

00:28:47by Rios

00:28:47on Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:28:49Oh, and a spinning heel

00:28:49kick to the face.

00:28:50I helped him with geography.

00:28:52You did?

00:28:52Yeah, he thought

00:28:53the Gaza Strip

00:28:54was a topless club.

00:28:55Well, Eddie Guerrero

00:28:56doesn't need much help

00:28:57with his European geography.

00:28:59He's spoken about

00:29:00his Castilian heritage.

00:29:01You know, Pancho Villa,

00:29:02Don Quixote.

00:29:03Yeah, but he's in America now,

00:29:04you know.

00:29:05Well, he's the European champion.

00:29:06I had to help him

00:29:07with his history, too.

00:29:08Oh, kink.

00:29:08Oh, he thought Thomas Jefferson

00:29:10was that funny little black guy

00:29:11that was married to Wheezy.

00:29:12You stop.

00:29:13He passed the GED.

00:29:14He didn't fail it.

00:29:15Will I help him?

00:29:16Eze Rios brought you up.

00:29:18Devon misses you

00:29:18with a right-handed.

00:29:19Look at Devon

00:29:20in the big shoulder block.

00:29:21And Lita looks on.

00:29:23Here's the first cover

00:29:23of the match.

00:29:24And Eze gets his shoulder up.

00:29:26That Lita is a hot senorita.

00:29:28King referee Jack Doan

00:29:29with a count that time.

00:29:30You know,

00:29:30it's a damn shame

00:29:31that senior official

00:29:32Earl Hebner

00:29:33was fired

00:29:34and then assaulted

00:29:35on Raw

00:29:36this past Monday night.

00:29:37One of your big buddies

00:29:38with Earl Hebner or something?

00:29:39No, but how many years

00:29:40of service

00:29:40has he put in here

00:29:41in the World Wrestling Federation?

00:29:42He's been through the wars

00:29:43with every superstar

00:29:44here in the WWF.

00:29:45Eddie Guerrero

00:29:46with a front kick

00:29:47to the face.

00:29:48Devon Dudley,

00:29:48here's the cover.

00:29:49There's two

00:29:50and a kick out

00:29:51by Devon.

00:29:52Mamacita.

00:29:53She's proud of her.

00:29:54Latino heat.

00:29:55Devon slammed

00:29:56into the corner

00:29:57as Eddie Guerrero,

00:29:58the European champion,

00:29:59goes to work on Devon.

00:30:01Oh, man.

00:30:02Ripped across the ring.

00:30:03Nobody home.

00:30:04Oh, and Devon

00:30:05makes Eddie Guerrero pay.

00:30:06Oh, no.

00:30:07Oh, look out.

00:30:08Look at this.

00:30:09Oh, man.

00:30:10What a neckbreaker

00:30:10off the second rope.

00:30:12And Devon

00:30:13makes it tag.

00:30:15Mamacita may have

00:30:16to help out Latino heat.

00:30:17Oh, look at this.

00:30:19Bubba Ray

00:30:20does great strength,

00:30:21slamming Eddie Guerrero down.

00:30:22And there's the back body.

00:30:23Yes, they're real.

00:30:25Dudley's take on

00:30:26TNA

00:30:26a week from this Sunday

00:30:28at Backlash

00:30:29on Pay-Per-View.

00:30:30That'll be a war.

00:30:30I think Bubba Ray

00:30:31is still

00:30:32having some effect

00:30:33from Trish

00:30:36playing tons of hockey.

00:30:37What a powerbomb.

00:30:38And Eddie Guerrero

00:30:38breaks up the three count.

00:30:40And Devon now

00:30:41into the ring,

00:30:42hammering away on Eddie.

00:30:43That was quite a kiss.

00:30:44It was.

00:30:45And Bubba Ray

00:30:47in that euphoric triumph.

00:30:493-D.

00:30:50Here it goes.

00:30:51to the table.

00:30:52Now, look out now.

00:30:53They were going

00:30:53through the 3-D.

00:30:54But Eddie Guerrero

00:30:56pulled Bubba Ray

00:30:57out of the ring

00:30:57and S.A. Rios

00:30:58dropped Devon

00:30:59on his head.

00:31:02Look at S.A.

00:31:03Look at S.A.

00:31:04Look at S.A.

00:31:04Oh, wow.

00:31:05Rios

00:31:05second Devon

00:31:06Dudley out.

00:31:07Look out.

00:31:07Latino heat.

00:31:09Look at.

00:31:09Look at Lina.

00:31:10Lina just walked

00:31:11down Eddie Guerrero.

00:31:12Wrong man.

00:31:14Uh-oh.

00:31:15Mamacita, mad.

00:31:16Very mad.

00:31:183-D.

00:31:18Dudley, death drop.

00:31:20Punch the leg.

00:31:22It's over.

00:31:22The Dudley boys

00:31:23pick up the win.

00:31:25But once again,

00:31:26Lina took out

00:31:27Eddie Guerrero.

00:31:29Oh, boy.

00:31:32And Chyna, well,

00:31:34the ninth wonder

00:31:35of the world

00:31:35and the bad look

00:31:37on her face.

00:31:38Chyna warned Lina

00:31:39before the match.

00:31:40Don't make any mistakes.

00:31:41He got her.

00:31:42Chyna.

00:31:44And Mamacita

00:31:45is going to make

00:31:45Lina pay.

00:31:47You got that right.

00:31:49You got to

00:31:49pull her hair.

00:31:50Hey, wait a minute.

00:31:51What?

00:31:51The Dudley's are getting

00:31:52whooped.

00:31:53The hardware

00:31:54being brought out

00:31:56by Bubba Ray

00:31:56and D-Von.

00:31:58Oh, no.

00:31:59Look what's behind you.

00:32:01They're going to put

00:32:01Chyna to the table.

00:32:04Oh, no.

00:32:05Amacita,

00:32:05watch your back.

00:32:08Chyna has no idea

00:32:09Bubba Ray

00:32:10and D-Von are in the ring.

00:32:11And look at the look

00:32:12on Bubba Ray's face.

00:32:13The smile.

00:32:14Oh, no.

00:32:16Oh, no.

00:32:17Dudley poser.

00:32:20Get out of there, Chyna.

00:32:21I know you're the

00:32:21ninth winner in the world,

00:32:22but those are the Dudleys.

00:32:23Hey, Chyna just

00:32:25tossed Lina to the Wolves.

00:32:27Chyna tossed Lina to the

00:32:28Dudleys.

00:32:29Worst of the Wolves.

00:32:30The Dudleys.

00:32:31We've seen Bubba Ray

00:32:32do this to Terry.

00:32:33It's not a young.

00:32:34Her name's at least.

00:32:36Oh, my God.

00:32:40Bubba Ray Dudley

00:32:41putting Lina to the table.

00:32:42Look at his face.

00:32:44And Bubba Ray Dudley

00:32:46in that euphoric trance

00:32:47once again.

00:32:52You know what?

00:32:53That's what he wants

00:32:54to do to Chris Stratus.

00:32:55I think he's got that in mind

00:32:57to do to Chris Stratus

00:32:57in back last.

00:32:58A young Terry

00:33:00and now Lina

00:33:01on the Dudley Boys

00:33:03hit list.

00:33:05Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:33:07And look at the panic

00:33:08king on Lina's face.

00:33:10Oh, my gosh.

00:33:11What do you expect

00:33:11to be on her face?

00:33:13Ribbon through the table

00:33:15by Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:33:18Imagine the impact

00:33:20on the top row

00:33:21through a table.

00:33:23Chris Stratus.

00:33:25I hope you were watching.

00:33:27Bubba Ray Dudley

00:33:28sending a message.

00:33:31I guess he tears out

00:33:32the wrong challenge.

00:33:34He looks like Donkey Kong,

00:33:35doesn't he?

00:33:37Throw him a trio builder.

00:33:39Come in.

00:33:39Oh, come on.

00:33:40Hey, Shane.

00:33:42How you doing?

00:33:44What's happening?

00:33:44What's up?

00:33:45What's up?

00:33:47I know you've got a

00:33:48WWF Intercontinental title

00:33:49defensive later on.

00:33:51Yeah?

00:33:51That won't take long.

00:33:52Beautiful.

00:33:53Excellent.

00:33:54And that's perfect

00:33:54because what I'm about

00:33:55to ask you is very special.

00:33:56Okay, we're selecting

00:33:57the best to be Lumberjacks.

00:33:59The Y2J lock matchup.

00:34:01So I'm here to ask you guys,

00:34:02are you in?

00:34:03Are you Lumberjacks for us?

00:34:05You do whatever you want.

00:34:07You're outside the ring.

00:34:08That's the head slumberjack.

00:34:09Roll them back in.

00:34:10You're in?

00:34:10Oh, I'm in.

00:34:11Beautiful.

00:34:12Pleasure.

00:34:12Excellent.

00:34:13Talk to you guys later.

00:34:14Perfect.

00:34:14Thank you guys very much.

00:34:16All right.

00:34:17Well, the deck's been stacked

00:34:19against Brock and Y2J,

00:34:21but look at this cake.

00:34:21Oh, my gosh.

00:34:22I don't know if it's stacked,

00:34:23but it's certainly stuck.

00:34:25Rikishi.

00:34:25That's one right load.

00:34:27Rikishi on his way to the ring.

00:34:30What is that?

00:34:31Nearly a half ton of math in the ring.

00:34:34Show me Rikishi.

00:34:36Next.

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00:34:44Use your Jedi lightsaber

00:34:45to ward off evil minions

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00:34:48from LucasArts.

00:34:49And Maliko now going up on...

00:34:51Oh, Maliko going all the way

00:34:53to the top.

00:34:53No!

00:34:53Top floor.

00:34:54Wait a minute.

00:34:55Jody's got the limbo.

00:34:57Yes!

00:34:58I've got to be doing flips.

00:34:59Scotty Too Hotty

00:35:00is the new light heavyweight champion.

00:35:03Look at that!

00:35:05And congratulations

00:35:06go out to Rikishi's

00:35:07running buddy,

00:35:08Scotty Too Hotty,

00:35:08the new light heavyweight champion.

00:35:10And, of course,

00:35:11Scotty's tag team partner,

00:35:12Grandmaster Sexe,

00:35:14getting better from that knee injury.

00:35:15Understand Grandmaster

00:35:16called Scotty up

00:35:17to offer him

00:35:18his congratulations on Monday.

00:35:20Oh, man.

00:35:21Look at him.

00:35:21He's not on slim fast.

00:35:22He's on slim chance.

00:35:24Oh!

00:35:25Look at this!

00:35:29And...

00:35:30his opponent,

00:35:31he wins it at time.

00:35:33Overpounds

00:35:35the new

00:35:36show!

00:35:38He's the largest athlete

00:35:40in the World Wrestling Federation

00:35:41today at 7'2",

00:35:43500 pounds,

00:35:43King,

00:35:44and he's got this

00:35:44A to Z personality.

00:35:46On Monday night,

00:35:47we saw the

00:35:48Z personality

00:35:49on Raw.

00:35:50All business,

00:35:51game-based on.

00:35:52Tonight,

00:35:52we're getting the entertaining

00:35:53at the fun big show.

00:35:55Looks like he's in

00:35:55the fun mode tonight.

00:35:57I like that big show.

00:35:59Look!

00:36:01Check him out.

00:36:02I don't think

00:36:03Rikishi's impressed.

00:36:05Holy crap, man.

00:36:06All the way from Sunday

00:36:08on Pay-Per-View

00:36:08and Backlash,

00:36:09Big Show will go

00:36:10one-on-one

00:36:11with Kurt Angle.

00:36:13Yo, Rikishi.

00:36:16This is my town.

00:36:17This is Philadelphia, baby!

00:36:22In Philadelphia,

00:36:24they don't call me

00:36:25the big show.

00:36:25They call me

00:36:26the big

00:36:27funky.

00:36:28Big funky?

00:36:31So you dance a lot?

00:36:33You shake your rump?

00:36:34Oh.

00:36:35Well, right now,

00:36:35I want to have

00:36:36a little dance contest

00:36:37to see who shakes

00:36:38their rump better.

00:36:39A dance contest!

00:36:41Yeah!

00:36:42So they're going to hit

00:36:42my music,

00:36:43and I'm going to go first.

00:36:46This is going to be good!

00:36:48Big Show is going to

00:36:49dance.

00:36:50He's challenged Rikishi

00:36:51to a dance contest.

00:36:54Look at this!

00:36:58Check out the big show!

00:37:00Yeah!

00:37:02What do you think, King?

00:37:03Scale the one to ten,

00:37:04how's he doing?

00:37:04Oh, man,

00:37:05he's off the scale!

00:37:07Look at this!

00:37:08And a little smile

00:37:08on the face of Rikishi

00:37:10as the big show

00:37:11is getting down!

00:37:13Get down!

00:37:14Get down!

00:37:15Look at that!

00:37:17The crowd behind him

00:37:19as well,

00:37:19over 18,000 strong

00:37:20in Philadelphia!

00:37:21This is fucking Philadelphia!

00:37:26Oh!

00:37:27Oh, here come

00:37:28the sunglasses!

00:37:28You put on the shades!

00:37:31When the shades come out,

00:37:33so does the dancing!

00:37:36And Rikishi's about

00:37:38to shake that

00:37:38big backside!

00:37:43Oh, man!

00:37:46Look at the big man go!

00:37:48Go, Rikishi!

00:37:49Go, Rikishi!

00:37:50Go, Rikishi!

00:37:52Wait a minute!

00:37:54Well, I guess

00:37:55Big Show gave me

00:37:56thumbs down

00:37:57to Rikishi's dance routine

00:37:59and the 500-pounder

00:38:02said enough of that!

00:38:03I think Big Funke

00:38:04just suckered Rikishi

00:38:06right in!

00:38:06Well, this is what I mean

00:38:07about this A to Z personality!

00:38:09One minute,

00:38:09he's a fun-loving guy!

00:38:11And the next minute,

00:38:12he's all business!

00:38:13And Rikishi with the right hands

00:38:14hammering away

00:38:15on the Big Show!

00:38:16Oh, what a kick to the face

00:38:17of the Big Show!

00:38:19Well, I still say

00:38:19Big Show won the dance contest!

00:38:21Look at it!

00:38:21Well, no, look out!

00:38:22Big Show wisely

00:38:24rolled out of the ring

00:38:25and Rikishi's in pursuit!

00:38:27Hey, now they're gonna have a race!

00:38:28That'll be good!

00:38:29Big Show will win that, too!

00:38:31Yeah!

00:38:32And Rikishi slides back

00:38:33into the ring

00:38:33Big Show with the boot

00:38:34in the back of the head

00:38:36of Rikishi!

00:38:38So, King, we now know

00:38:40four Lumberjacks!

00:38:41Kurt Angle,

00:38:42Perry Stattern,

00:38:43Dean Malenko,

00:38:44and Chris Benoit!

00:38:45With that match

00:38:46between The Rock and Y2J tonight!

00:38:48Angle and The Radicals!

00:38:50These should be

00:38:51some good Lumberjacks!

00:38:52This is really shaking up

00:38:53to be a great match!

00:38:54How many are there gonna be,

00:38:54you think?

00:38:55How many Lumberjacks?

00:38:55I don't know!

00:38:56What a big leg

00:38:57across the chest

00:38:58of the Big Show!

00:38:59Here's a cover by Rikishi!

00:39:00Two!

00:39:01And Big Show

00:39:01gets the shoulder up!

00:39:03I just got a feeling

00:39:04that when you talk

00:39:05about the number

00:39:06of Lumberjacks,

00:39:07is there gonna be enough

00:39:09lumberjacks

00:39:09to take care

00:39:10of The Rock and Jericho?

00:39:11Rikishi couldn't lift

00:39:12The Big Show up

00:39:13and Big Show made him pay!

00:39:14You know, I have

00:39:15a funny feeling, too,

00:39:16that none of these

00:39:17Lumberjacks are gonna be

00:39:18too friendly

00:39:19with The Rock and Y2J.

00:39:21I think they're all

00:39:21gonna be, you know,

00:39:23friends, so to speak,

00:39:25with Triple H,

00:39:25Shane and Stephanie!

00:39:26You see that?

00:39:27What power

00:39:28by The Big Show

00:39:29knocking Rikishi

00:39:30for a loop?

00:39:30Hey, look!

00:39:31Wait a minute!

00:39:32Oh, no!

00:39:33Yes!

00:39:33Big Show going

00:39:34It's a worm!

00:39:35It's a worm!

00:39:37Yeah!

00:39:38Woo!

00:39:39Woo!

00:39:40Oh!

00:39:41And a chop

00:39:42to the chest

00:39:43of Rikishi!

00:39:44I don't know

00:39:45if that's a worm,

00:39:47that's more like

00:39:47maybe a centipede

00:39:49or maybe a lightning

00:39:50monster!

00:39:51Rikishi whipped

00:39:52into the corner,

00:39:53here comes Big Show,

00:39:54nobody hollering!

00:39:55And Rikishi

00:39:56Oh, no!

00:39:57What an arm drag!

00:39:58Rikishi's so agile

00:39:59for a big man!

00:40:01Look out!

00:40:01Oh, they drop

00:40:02on The Big Show!

00:40:03Oh!

00:40:05Can you believe Rikishi?

00:40:07I don't think

00:40:07Big Show can believe!

00:40:08Uh-oh!

00:40:09Look out!

00:40:10Look out!

00:40:11That's more!

00:40:12130 pounds

00:40:13beating 500 pounds!

00:40:14Imagine that impact!

00:40:16Like a freight train!

00:40:18And Rikishi

00:40:19across the ring!

00:40:20Both men

00:40:21knocked over

00:40:22the top rope!

00:40:23I think I just

00:40:24caught the floor

00:40:25shake out here!

00:40:26That raises

00:40:26the Rikishi scale!

00:40:29Uh-oh!

00:40:30Both men

00:40:31heard after

00:40:32going over

00:40:32the top rope!

00:40:33Big Show!

00:40:35Big Show

00:40:35trying to make

00:40:36it to his feet!

00:40:36Hit the funky

00:40:37cell phone!

00:40:38Imagine the impact

00:40:39of two men this size

00:40:40falling from the

00:40:41top rope

00:40:42to the floor!

00:40:44Look out!

00:40:45Big Show

00:40:45and the steel cells!

00:40:46Referee calls

00:40:47to the bell!

00:40:48Ladies and gentlemen,

00:40:48the referee

00:40:49counted both wrestlers

00:40:50out of the ring!

00:40:51The official decision,

00:40:53a double countout!

00:40:56A double countout!

00:40:57The battle

00:40:58of these two behemoths!

00:41:00Boy, these referees!

00:41:01They're walking

00:41:02on eggshells

00:41:03around here now!

00:41:05After the firing

00:41:06of senior official

00:41:07Earl Hebner

00:41:07on Raw Monday night

00:41:08at the hands

00:41:09of Triple H,

00:41:09Shane and Stephanie!

00:41:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:41:15Uh-oh!

00:41:16Big Show!

00:41:20Rikishi

00:41:21and Philadelphia

00:41:23want you to back

00:41:25that butt up!

00:41:26Huh?

00:41:29Back that butt up?

00:41:31That's what he said!

00:41:34Bring your big body

00:41:35in here

00:41:36so we can finish

00:41:38what we started!

00:41:40Rikishi wants more

00:41:41of the Big Show!

00:41:43He wants his big butt

00:41:44back in the ring!

00:41:45The match is officially

00:41:46over, but Rikishi

00:41:47wants some more

00:41:48of the big man!

00:41:51We're gonna restart this thing!

00:41:53Oh, look at these guys!

00:41:55There's no referee

00:41:56in there!

00:41:57You mean, Rikishi?

00:41:58You want some more

00:41:58of that?

00:42:00Wait a minute!

00:42:02Through the shades,

00:42:03King!

00:42:06And even what happens

00:42:07when somebody

00:42:07puts on the shades!

00:42:08Look at the dancing

00:42:09glasses!

00:42:10He gets down!

00:42:13Oh, look at this!

00:42:14And a pair

00:42:15for Rikishi as well!

00:42:17What the heck?

00:42:21They're gonna finish

00:42:22what they started

00:42:22all right, King!

00:42:24He started out

00:42:25as a dance contest!

00:42:26It's gonna end as one?

00:42:27That's what it looks like!

00:42:30Rikishi and the Big Show

00:42:31ready to get down!

00:42:34Ah!

00:42:35Check it out!

00:42:39Look!

00:42:42Hey, look at Kurt Angle!

00:42:44He can't believe it!

00:42:47I think he's in the ring!

00:42:4818,000 fans

00:42:49are going out

00:42:50and enjoying it!

00:42:52And check out

00:42:52the Big Show!

00:42:55Gyrations it all!

00:42:56He's out of the

00:42:57few new moves!

00:42:59Now, Rikishi

00:43:00gonna bust him over, too!

00:43:02Can he dance like that?

00:43:05Well...

00:43:06Listen to the crowd

00:43:07standing today!

00:43:08Oh!

00:43:08Look at that butt!

00:43:10That's what happens

00:43:11when you think

00:43:12of Kravya as a beverage!

00:43:15Uh-oh!

00:43:17Two of the biggest men

00:43:18in the World Wrestling Federation

00:43:19putting on a dance show!

00:43:21And who would've bunk it?

00:43:23Oh!

00:43:24Rikishi!

00:43:25With a kick

00:43:26to the face

00:43:27of the Big Show!

00:43:29He ripped the glasses

00:43:30right off a Big Show

00:43:31funky face!

00:43:33There's paybacks!

00:43:35Kane coming up next!

00:43:36Tags goes right out

00:43:37of line

00:43:38with a game!

00:43:39Triple H!

00:43:43Well, Kurt, there you see footage

00:43:44from the brand new

00:43:45motion picture, Gladiator.

00:43:46Many say that you are

00:43:47a modern-day Gladiator.

00:43:48Oh, it's true, Kevin.

00:43:49It's true.

00:43:50And as a modern-day Gladiator,

00:43:52I've been told that

00:43:52this movie is phenomenal.

00:43:54I mean, DreamWorks

00:43:54went all out on this film.

00:43:56And I'm not sure

00:43:56if you know this,

00:43:57but your Olympic hero

00:43:58has been personally invited

00:43:59by Steven Spielberg

00:44:00to attend the world premiere.

00:44:02Really?

00:44:02Oh, yeah.

00:44:03But I was a little bit upset

00:44:04at the fact that

00:44:05I will not be starring

00:44:06in the film.

00:44:07But if they do have a sequel,

00:44:08I'm sure Mr. Spielberg

00:44:09has that on his mind.

00:44:10And all my fans out there

00:44:12will be able to see

00:44:12their Olympic hero

00:44:13on the big screen.

00:44:14And what I mean by big screen,

00:44:16that's Hollywood talk

00:44:17for the movies.

00:44:19Well, speaking of Hollywood,

00:44:20what about your

00:44:21one-time tag team partner

00:44:22that seems to have

00:44:22really gone Hollywood?

00:44:24Talking about the Big Show.

00:44:25Now, Kurt,

00:44:25you look less than thrilled

00:44:27with watching the Big Show

00:44:28dance a little earlier on

00:44:30with Rikishi.

00:44:31Well, Rikishi does his dance.

00:44:33That's what he does.

00:44:34And he doesn't know any better.

00:44:35But the Big Show

00:44:36used to be the WWF champion.

00:44:38He used to mean something.

00:44:40It used to mean something.

00:44:41Now he stands for nothing.

00:44:43And I do stand for something.

00:44:45I stand for intensity,

00:44:46integrity, and intelligence.

00:44:48And when I win that title,

00:44:49that Intercontinental title,

00:44:51off of Chris Benoit tonight,

00:44:52you will see, Kevin,

00:44:54everyone else will see

00:44:55that the stock market will rise.

00:44:57This world will be

00:44:58a much better place.

00:44:59And I will see you

00:45:01at the movies.

00:45:05Well, King,

00:45:06it's going to be

00:45:06Kurt Angle

00:45:07versus Chris Benoit

00:45:08for the Intercontinental title tonight.

00:45:10Well, I'm glad to see

00:45:11the great American hero

00:45:12Kurt Angle

00:45:13is going to be out of here

00:45:13and act myself.

00:45:15And I hope that

00:45:15it's not hard.

00:45:16It's going to go up.

00:45:17Well, here comes

00:45:18the Street Survivor.

00:45:20He's the ECW champion.

00:45:22He won the title

00:45:23this past week

00:45:23on a day off

00:45:24in less than three minutes,

00:45:25King.

00:45:26And Taz is going to go

00:45:27one-on-one

00:45:28with the game.

00:45:32Gold non-title contest

00:45:34is scheduled for one fall.

00:45:36Making his way

00:45:37away from the Red Hook section

00:45:38of Brooklyn, New York.

00:45:41Weighing in at 248 pounds,

00:45:43he is the ECW

00:45:45heavyweight champion,

00:45:48Pan.

00:45:49You know,

00:45:50you really act like

00:45:50that's a big deal.

00:45:51I used to do that myself.

00:45:52On a day off,

00:45:53I'd go over to the ECW

00:45:55and kick the butt myself.

00:45:56I'll tell you what,

00:45:57King,

00:45:5818,000 fans here

00:45:59in Philadelphia

00:46:00may be behind Taz.

00:46:02This is ECW country.

00:46:04Right.

00:46:06And his opponent

00:46:08take the company

00:46:10to the ring

00:46:10by the World Wrestling Federation

00:46:12Women's Champion

00:46:14Stephanie

00:46:14and your fan

00:46:15hopefully

00:46:16from Phoenix,

00:46:17Connecticut.

00:46:18Weighing in

00:46:19at 260 pounds,

00:46:21he is the

00:46:22World Wrestling Federation

00:46:24champion

00:46:27Drupal

00:46:27East.

00:46:30Monday night out

00:46:31Raw was not

00:46:32a good night

00:46:33for the game.

00:46:34It may not be

00:46:35a good night

00:46:35in 10 days

00:46:36at Backlash either.

00:46:37Well,

00:46:38WWF's Red House

00:46:39is presented

00:46:39by the Motor Oil

00:46:40that provides

00:46:41maximum protection

00:46:42Castro GTX.

00:46:45Drive hard.

00:46:46And can we learn

00:46:46on Raw

00:46:47this past Monday

00:46:49that Stone Cold

00:46:50Steve Austin

00:46:51will be in the corner

00:46:52of the Rock

00:46:53a week from

00:46:54this Sunday

00:46:54at pay-per-view

00:46:55when the Rock

00:46:56beats Triple H

00:46:57with the WWF

00:46:58title on the line.

00:46:59Yeah.

00:47:00Well,

00:47:01I know you're

00:47:02all impressed.

00:47:02I know you're

00:47:03impressed by Taz

00:47:04being up there.

00:47:05I am.

00:47:05But the last time

00:47:06I checked,

00:47:07Philadelphia

00:47:07was WWF

00:47:08country.

00:47:10I'll tell you

00:47:10one thing,

00:47:11Game,

00:47:11Triple H and Taz

00:47:12going one-on-one.

00:47:14We've got to

00:47:14give the game

00:47:15credit.

00:47:15He's gutsy

00:47:16just to accept

00:47:17this match

00:47:1810 days away

00:47:19from his battle

00:47:20with the Rock

00:47:20in the back last.

00:47:22I'll tell you

00:47:23what,

00:47:23they take a tremendous

00:47:24amount of guts

00:47:25by Triple H

00:47:26to do that.

00:47:27That's where

00:47:28it's the game.

00:47:28Take a look

00:47:29around you,

00:47:29Michael.

00:47:30You see 18,129

00:47:32people jammed in

00:47:33standing room

00:47:34only here in

00:47:35Philadelphia.

00:47:36King,

00:47:36it's champion.

00:47:37Have you ever

00:47:37been to that

00:47:37ECW bingo hall?

00:47:39It's not much

00:47:39bigger than a phone

00:47:40booth.

00:47:40I'll tell you

00:47:41this,

00:47:41King,

00:47:41it's champion

00:47:42versus champion,

00:47:43man versus man.

00:47:44No title on the

00:47:44line.

00:47:45This is strictly

00:47:46tried between

00:47:47Triple H and Taz.

00:47:49Triple H so much

00:47:50on his mind

00:47:51this week.

00:47:52The terrible night

00:47:53he had on Raw

00:47:54Monday night.

00:47:55The what?

00:47:55The terrible night

00:47:56on Raw that he had

00:47:57on the night.

00:47:57I thought you heard

00:47:58him say out of his

00:47:58own mouth that it

00:47:59wasn't that bad a night.

00:48:01Nothing in the record

00:48:02book about it.

00:48:03Triple H tried for a

00:48:04cheap shot,

00:48:05was beat to the

00:48:05punch by Taz.

00:48:09Yeah,

00:48:09that's because that's

00:48:10all Taz can do

00:48:11is fight.

00:48:12He's a street thug.

00:48:13He can't wrestle.

00:48:14He really should be

00:48:15in prison.

00:48:15Well,

00:48:16for Triple H's sake,

00:48:17I hope he knows

00:48:17what he's getting

00:48:18into in this matchup.

00:48:19You're right.

00:48:20Taz is a street thug,

00:48:21as you put it.

00:48:22He's a street survivor.

00:48:23He's a Rottweiler.

00:48:25He'll do anything

00:48:26to win.

00:48:28Oh,

00:48:29he's rolled around

00:48:30on the streets.

00:48:31Oh,

00:48:31what a pair of

00:48:32clotheslines

00:48:33by Taz.

00:48:34And the game

00:48:34is real

00:48:35at Early King.

00:48:38And Taz has

00:48:39given it to Triple H

00:48:40in the corner.

00:48:41Hey,

00:48:41Raph,

00:48:42the game is in the ropes.

00:48:43I mean,

00:48:44that's illegal.

00:48:44When a man gets in the ropes,

00:48:45you gotta let him

00:48:45out of the corner.

00:48:46And Triple H's wife,

00:48:47Stephanie,

00:48:48does not like

00:48:49what she sees outside.

00:48:51And Taz was going

00:48:51for the two-pulls.

00:48:52And a nice counter

00:48:53by Triple H

00:48:53in a knockdown

00:48:54with a clothesline.

00:48:55And that put a smile

00:48:56on the pretty-go face.

00:48:57How pretty you see?

00:49:00Triple H the game.

00:49:00I can't believe

00:49:00her mother would slap

00:49:01that lovely face.

00:49:02Like,

00:49:03Stephanie didn't slap

00:49:04her own mother

00:49:04a couple of weeks back.

00:49:05Oh,

00:49:05she was provoked.

00:49:06But Stephanie wasn't

00:49:07going to slap her own mother

00:49:08this past week on Raw.

00:49:09Well,

00:49:09you know what I'm

00:49:10getting out of you?

00:49:11You are just so negative.

00:49:14The WWF is supposed

00:49:15to be fun.

00:49:16Have some fun.

00:49:16Oh,

00:49:17what a clothesline

00:49:18over the top rope

00:49:19by Taz.

00:49:20And Taz

00:49:21with a great

00:49:22accounting of himself

00:49:23so far on SmackDown.

00:49:27The ECW champion

00:49:28being taken

00:49:29into the game.

00:49:30Triple H.

00:49:30Look out,

00:49:31King.

00:49:32Triple H

00:49:33bounced off

00:49:34the announcement table.

00:49:35Just qualify him,

00:49:35you idiot.

00:49:38Game goes for the Rod.

00:49:39What a slam

00:49:40by Taz.

00:49:42He said he's a Rottweiler.

00:49:44He needs to be curved

00:49:45like a dog.

00:49:45Well,

00:49:46again,

00:49:46King.

00:49:46Taz knows

00:49:47how to...

00:49:48There you go.

00:49:48But so does the game.

00:49:50Triple H

00:49:50as Taz bounces off

00:49:52the step.

00:49:52That's right.

00:49:53Now business

00:49:53will pick up around here.

00:49:56Taz's head

00:49:57off the step again.

00:49:58Triple H

00:49:59broke the count.

00:49:59Now back outside

00:50:00the ring with Taz.

00:50:01This challenge

00:50:01was made by Taz.

00:50:03Perhaps

00:50:04second fight

00:50:05for the ECW champion

00:50:07as the game

00:50:08begins to systematically

00:50:10kick apart Taz.

00:50:11There you go.

00:50:12You know,

00:50:13we've seen Triple H

00:50:14come up with the Rod

00:50:15from here now.

00:50:16I'd like to see him

00:50:16do that to Taz.

00:50:17This is what makes

00:50:18Triple H so dangerous,

00:50:19King.

00:50:20The methodical way

00:50:21that he picks apart

00:50:21his opponent.

00:50:25A gun to beat Taz

00:50:27to the point.

00:50:29What are these people

00:50:30saying?

00:50:31You want to hear?

00:50:33I can't believe it.

00:50:35Triple H

00:50:35setting Taz up.

00:50:36Going for the

00:50:37suplexity.

00:50:38Got it.

00:50:39There's a bunch

00:50:39of foul-mouthed people

00:50:40up here in the middle.

00:50:41And Triple H

00:50:42is cooking now.

00:50:44Triple H

00:50:44with a knee

00:50:45to the forehead.

00:50:47Here's a cover.

00:50:48Hook of the leg

00:50:48on Taz.

00:50:49And a kick out.

00:50:50Taz will not go away.

00:50:51That easily.

00:50:52You hear anybody,

00:50:54E-C-W.

00:50:55E-C-W.

00:50:56Here's a guy, Taz,

00:50:57who was brought up

00:50:58on the Street King.

00:51:00He's not going to give

00:51:00in without a fight.

00:51:01Yeah, he came up

00:51:02from the gutter

00:51:03and now he's getting

00:51:03holpsick.

00:51:16Triple H will send

00:51:19by Taz.

00:51:20A desperation maneuver

00:51:21by Taz

00:51:23and both men

00:51:23are down in the ring.

00:51:24He looked like

00:51:25he wanted to count

00:51:25Triple H's shoulders.

00:51:26Got to admit,

00:51:27it's been a great match.

00:51:29For who?

00:51:30For both men.

00:51:31Great match for Taz

00:51:32to just be in the ring

00:51:33with the WWE Champion.

00:51:34Great match for the fans.

00:51:36Triple H

00:51:37whipped across the ring.

00:51:39Taz with an elbow

00:51:40to the face.

00:51:41You're going to have to go

00:51:42fist-to-fist with him.

00:51:43Triple H sets all

00:51:44his three-thudged nose.

00:51:46Oh, look at this.

00:51:47Look at this.

00:51:48Look at what?

00:51:49Taz trying to lock it in.

00:51:50Triple H countered.

00:51:52And look at Taz

00:51:53on a suplex.

00:51:54There's the bridge.

00:51:54Coming in.

00:51:55It's almost three.

00:51:57A kick out by Triple H.

00:51:58How close was that?

00:52:00Close enough for that

00:52:00referee to get fired.

00:52:02Taz almost had a victory

00:52:03over the game.

00:52:05Almost.

00:52:06And all the cats

00:52:07and horseshoes, Michael.

00:52:08Could be another bad night

00:52:09for the game.

00:52:10Triple H.

00:52:11Taz is on the verge

00:52:12of a major upset.

00:52:14And look out.

00:52:16Face buster to the knee.

00:52:19And Triple H.

00:52:20Oh, he missed

00:52:21with a close line.

00:52:22And there it is.

00:52:22The Taz mission's locked in.

00:52:24The Taz mission's locked in.

00:52:26Look at Stephanie.

00:52:27Triple H is in trouble

00:52:28and a low blow.

00:52:29A blatant low blow.

00:52:31I didn't see.

00:52:32You didn't see.

00:52:33The referee didn't either.

00:52:34His back was turned.

00:52:35I was about to Stephanie

00:52:35making sure she didn't

00:52:36fall off that apron.

00:52:38Dangerous up there.

00:52:39King, it was a low blow.

00:52:40Plain and simple.

00:52:41Pedigree to Taz.

00:52:43And this is a damn shame.

00:52:44Yeah, you're...

00:52:45Wait a minute.

00:52:46Who the hell is this?

00:52:47This is an idiot.

00:52:49It's a king.

00:52:50The king is that?

00:52:51Wait a minute.

00:52:52That's Tommy Dreamer.

00:52:54That's an idiot.

00:52:54Tommy Dreamer.

00:52:56That's Tommy Dreamer

00:52:57from ECW.

00:52:58He's another ECW.

00:53:00With a charity

00:53:01that took out Taz.

00:53:03The chair was meant

00:53:04for Triple H.

00:53:06Now, Pedigree to Tommy Dreamer.

00:53:09Come on, Rip.

00:53:10Do your job.

00:53:12And Triple H has Taz covered.

00:53:14Out.

00:53:15There's two.

00:53:17It's over.

00:53:18Triple H defeats Taz.

00:53:21Here's your winner,

00:53:23the World Wrestling Federation champion,

00:53:26Triple H.

00:53:28I can't believe he needs

00:53:29to be done.

00:53:29Coming out of Woodward.

00:53:31A blatant low-grown

00:53:32by Triple H.

00:53:33Legend of Pedigree.

00:53:35Tommy Dreamer had

00:53:36absolutely no sense

00:53:37to be in here.

00:53:38That's what he got

00:53:38for his troubles.

00:53:39Well, now,

00:53:40the ECW stars,

00:53:41Tommy Dreamer

00:53:41swung a chair.

00:53:43It hit Taz.

00:53:43Knocking Taz out.

00:53:45It allowed

00:53:45Triple H

00:53:46to pick up the win.

00:53:48Oh, man.

00:53:50Unbelievable.

00:53:51The game

00:53:52defeats Taz.

00:53:54Boys,

00:53:55I know there's gonna be

00:53:55a lot

00:53:56of distractions

00:53:57out there

00:53:58with the Godfather's

00:53:59ladies and all.

00:53:59Hey,

00:54:00Norton's

00:54:01ladies.

00:54:02But please,

00:54:03let's focus

00:54:04on the match,

00:54:05not on

00:54:06the cleavage.

00:54:08Huh?

00:54:09Do we understand?

00:54:10Oh, my gosh!

00:54:11TNA!

00:54:15Uh-oh!

00:54:17It's your favorite

00:54:18time, Ken.

00:54:19Get that right.

00:54:22Woo-hoo!

00:54:23It's the Godfather

00:54:25T-Lo

00:54:25and the ladies!

00:54:28Oh!

00:54:29Navy!

00:54:29The Philadelphia's finest!

00:54:3218,000-plus

00:54:34on their feet

00:54:35at the First Union Center

00:54:36for the Godfather

00:54:38and T-Lo Brown!

00:54:40And the trade

00:54:40stops here, too!

00:54:42And over here!

00:54:43Going tag team

00:54:44contested

00:54:45schedule for

00:54:45once fall.

00:54:47Figure winner

00:54:47way to the ring

00:54:48and a combined weight

00:54:49on 588 pounds

00:54:51T-Lo Brown

00:54:53and the

00:54:55Godfather!

00:54:56Woo-hoo!

00:54:57I'll tell you,

00:54:58there is nothing

00:54:58quite like seeing

00:54:59the World Wrestling

00:55:00Federation live,

00:55:01King!

00:55:02Got that right!

00:55:02Still some great seats

00:55:03available.

00:55:04Columbia, South Carolina

00:55:06this coming Saturday night!

00:55:09And Sunday,

00:55:10we head to Greensboro,

00:55:11North Carolina.

00:55:12The Rock is gonna be

00:55:13in Greensboro.

00:55:14That's if he makes it

00:55:15out of SmackDown

00:55:16here in the Night King.

00:55:17That's right, too!

00:55:18Oh!

00:55:19Yeah, hey!

00:55:21We're winning at me!

00:55:22We continue our Carolina

00:55:23swing in Charlotte,

00:55:25North Carolina.

00:55:25I'm gonna have a swing

00:55:26like that in my yard!

00:55:32It's time,

00:55:34once again,

00:55:35for everybody

00:55:36to come above the...

00:55:38Wait a minute.

00:55:40Well, a little bit of

00:55:41interruption from a little

00:55:42more TNA.

00:55:44Heston Albert.

00:55:45Yeah, but the train

00:55:46is about to board

00:55:47at the station.

00:55:47And their opponents

00:55:48bring a company

00:55:49to the right by...

00:55:50Well, TNA can't go

00:55:51head-to-head

00:55:52with the Dudley

00:55:52to reach

00:55:53from this Sunday

00:55:53at Backlash,

00:55:54but Borey Dudley

00:55:56has met his line,

00:55:57his eyes set

00:55:58on that woman,

00:55:58Trish Stratus.

00:55:59Oh, yeah!

00:56:00There's something

00:56:00about Trish!

00:56:01I mean,

00:56:02Borey was gonna

00:56:03put her through his head,

00:56:03but she planted

00:56:04a huge kiss

00:56:05right on the lips

00:56:06of Borey,

00:56:06and he was hypnotized!

00:56:08And here we go

00:56:08in this match-up,

00:56:09Tess starting things off

00:56:10again, D-local around

00:56:11in one of clothesline

00:56:12by Tess the T

00:56:14in TNA.

00:56:16And did you see

00:56:17the look on

00:56:17Borey's face

00:56:18after the kiss

00:56:19by Trish?

00:56:19That euphoric trance

00:56:21that Borey gets

00:56:21when he puts

00:56:22no one through a table

00:56:23like Lita

00:56:23earlier tonight?

00:56:24Oh, I know it.

00:56:25He just, uh,

00:56:26I don't know

00:56:27where he goes.

00:56:29Lita, you're home,

00:56:29but nobody's home.

00:56:30Yeah, look at

00:56:31Bubba Ray Dudley.

00:56:32What is he doing

00:56:33up there?

00:56:35He's out here!

00:56:36He's up on the stage!

00:56:38He's looking at Trish!

00:56:41Bubba Ray,

00:56:42and there's Trish Stratus.

00:56:43I don't think

00:56:43Trish realizes,

00:56:44yeah, now she sees it.

00:56:45Is Trish the object

00:56:47of Bubba Ray's

00:56:48desires?

00:56:50Affections?

00:56:50Yeah, uh,

00:56:51I think desires,

00:56:52but I don't think

00:56:52affections.

00:56:53Oh, what a right hand

00:56:54by D'Lo Brown.

00:56:55Bubba Ray has made

00:56:56a point of it

00:56:56over the past few weeks.

00:56:57Uh-oh, here he comes.

00:56:58He seems felt bent

00:56:59on putting Trish Stratus

00:57:00to a table.

00:57:00Wait a minute,

00:57:01wait a minute.

00:57:02Look out.

00:57:04Albert.

00:57:05Oh!

00:57:05Look at Godfather,

00:57:06what strength!

00:57:07And there's Devon,

00:57:08Bubba Ray's brother

00:57:09trying to reason with him.

00:57:11Godfather drops the leg

00:57:12on the face

00:57:13of Albert.

00:57:15Bubba Ray Dudley's sick,

00:57:16plain and simple.

00:57:17He's out there.

00:57:18He's nuts!

00:57:20Godfather kick

00:57:21to the midsection

00:57:22on Albert.

00:57:23Bubba Ray goes

00:57:24two-on-two

00:57:25against TNA

00:57:26at Backlash.

00:57:27Cover by Godfather.

00:57:28Tess breaks up the count.

00:57:29I think a kiss

00:57:30from Trish Stratus

00:57:31might make you nuts, too.

00:57:33I think it would.

00:57:33You, too.

00:57:34Who are you kidding?

00:57:35Start bringing it.

00:57:36Big heart!

00:57:37Look out,

00:57:38Tess and Albert.

00:57:40Collision center of the ring.

00:57:41And D'Lo and the Godfather

00:57:43are cooking here.

00:57:46Oh, look out.

00:57:47Godfather setting Tess up.

00:57:49You know what's coming, King?

00:57:50Oh, yeah!

00:57:51Time for the...

00:57:51Oh, look at this.

00:57:53Albert grabbing the leg

00:57:54of the Godfather

00:57:55and D'Lo counters.

00:57:56Come on, Albert.

00:57:57The train's been derailed.

00:57:59You're not kidding.

00:58:00Oh, Albert in the test.

00:58:02Here it comes.

00:58:04Train's over.

00:58:06Oh!

00:58:07A double train

00:58:08of the Godfather.

00:58:10And he's setting Tess up

00:58:11for the pit drop.

00:58:13It'll be over

00:58:14if he connects here.

00:58:15And D'Lo ground it

00:58:16for Albert

00:58:17just knocked the Godfather.

00:58:18In the face.

00:58:20And Chris Dalbert

00:58:21slamming the Godfather.

00:58:23Cover.

00:58:23It's over.

00:58:24T and A

00:58:25defeat Godfather and D'Lo.

00:58:27D'Lo.

00:58:28You idiot.

00:58:28T and A.

00:58:30D'Lo hit his own partner.

00:58:32And the Japanese

00:58:33are next for T and A

00:58:34a week from this Sunday

00:58:36on Pay-Per-View

00:58:36at Backlash.

00:58:37I think D'Lo

00:58:38was distracted

00:58:39by the leaving.

00:58:42Oh, it looks like

00:58:43D'Lo Browning

00:58:44has personally

00:58:44hit his partner

00:58:45the Godfather.

00:58:47Led to the victory

00:58:49by T and A.

00:58:55And the guy!

00:58:56The sky high by D'Lo

00:58:58on the Godfather!

00:59:01Screw you!

00:59:02Wait a minute!

00:59:04The Godfather

00:59:05was going to forgive

00:59:06D'Lo King.

00:59:08He was going to help D'Lo!

00:59:09What are the stuff

00:59:10with D'Lo now?

00:59:11I don't know, King,

00:59:12but I can tell you this.

00:59:14Coming up next,

00:59:15fast-paced action.

00:59:16X-Pac

00:59:17goes one-on-one

00:59:18with Christian!

00:59:20And now,

00:59:21the Castrol GTX

00:59:23Slam of the Week.

00:59:23Brought to you

00:59:24by the motor oil

00:59:25that provides

00:59:25maximum protection.

00:59:27Castrol GTX.

00:59:28Drive hard.

00:59:29As long as you are

00:59:30a World Wrestling

00:59:31Federation official,

00:59:33nobody will ever

00:59:34lay a hand on you again.

00:59:36Oh, yeah.

00:59:37You're...

00:59:37It's fired!

00:59:38Team McMahon

00:59:39assaulting Earl Henders!

00:59:40Henry!

00:59:41No!

00:59:41Earl Henders is fired

00:59:43and assaulted!

00:59:47After years of service

00:59:48to the World Wrestling

00:59:49Federation,

00:59:50that's how

00:59:50senior referee

00:59:51Earl Henders' career

00:59:52ended.

00:59:53And it's a damn shame,

00:59:54King.

00:59:56Sherry,

00:59:56the count on Triple H

00:59:57may have been a bit

00:59:58fast,

00:59:59a bit quick,

00:59:59but Earl was

01:00:00standing up for herself.

01:00:03Again,

01:00:03tag titles on the line

01:00:04in backline.

01:00:05That's Hockey DeRocco

01:00:06against Edging Christian.

01:00:09Whoa, wait.

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01:00:44Boy,

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01:00:48right over

01:00:49from Toronto,

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01:00:53Here's one half

01:00:54of the World

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01:00:56Died

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01:00:57Chicken

01:00:59Christian.

01:01:01Well,

01:01:02you know what?

01:01:03I got a feeling

01:01:03I'm looking at X-Fuck.

01:01:04I got a feeling

01:01:05he may be one of those

01:01:06Lumberjacks tonight.

01:01:07That was

01:01:07the idea.

01:01:08Well, you realize

01:01:09that Shane and Stephanie

01:01:11and Triple H are

01:01:12backstage hand-picking

01:01:14the Lumberjacks

01:01:15for tonight's match

01:01:16between Y2J

01:01:17and The Rock.

01:01:17Well, see,

01:01:18it's taking a while

01:01:19because they're not

01:01:20recruiting quantity.

01:01:21They're picking quality.

01:01:22You know what I mean?

01:01:23Yeah, quality, King.

01:01:24Superstars

01:01:25who don't like

01:01:25The Rock

01:01:26or Y2J.

01:01:28shot headlocked

01:01:29by X-Fuck

01:01:30on Christian

01:01:30center of the ring.

01:01:33Triple H hoping

01:01:34to soften up

01:01:35Rock before

01:01:35their battle

01:01:36and backlash

01:01:37in 10 days.

01:01:38Hitting up

01:01:39that Lumberjack match

01:01:40here tonight

01:01:40on SmackDown.

01:01:42Oh, look at that.

01:01:43What a move

01:01:43by Christian X-Fuck

01:01:44sailing through

01:01:45the second rope.

01:01:48It was earlier tonight.

01:01:49Road Dog

01:01:49defeated Christian's

01:01:50partner, Edge.

01:01:51Let's move.

01:01:52Face first off

01:01:53the apron

01:01:54goes X-Fuck.

01:01:54And Christian's

01:01:55going to fly.

01:01:56Watch the ability

01:01:57of Christian

01:01:57with a baseball

01:01:58fly to the face

01:01:59of X-Fuck.

01:02:00Christian's going to fly

01:02:01and then he slid.

01:02:02I'll tell you,

01:02:03you may not...

01:02:04Oh, look.

01:02:05X-Fuck's good.

01:02:06From behind

01:02:06stepped down

01:02:07by Christian.

01:02:08That is uncalled for.

01:02:09Take that, Tori.

01:02:11Uncalled for.

01:02:11Take that, Christian.

01:02:12What a heel kick

01:02:13to the face.

01:02:14Right.

01:02:14Put your hands

01:02:15on a woman like that.

01:02:16You can hear that

01:02:17echo through the arena.

01:02:18Heads burst

01:02:19into the steel steps.

01:02:22I'll tell you one thing.

01:02:24You touch Tori

01:02:25and that gets

01:02:25X-Fuck's attention.

01:02:26Gets his eye out.

01:02:31So, X-Fuck

01:02:32in control

01:02:33of Christian

01:02:34as Tori,

01:02:35X-Fuck's

01:02:36girlfriend looks on.

01:02:37Why would you do

01:02:37something stupid

01:02:38like that, Michael?

01:02:39No!

01:02:39Stupid like what?

01:02:40Touching another

01:02:41girl's ball.

01:02:42He was defending himself.

01:02:44Tori was coming

01:02:44out from behind.

01:02:45Come on.

01:02:46Tori's just a lovely lady.

01:02:47She's a woman.

01:02:49Oh, look out.

01:02:51Bronco Buster

01:02:52time for X-Fuck.

01:02:53Now you're gonna get it.

01:02:55Christian

01:02:55behind the rim

01:02:56of X-Fuck.

01:02:57Oh, X-Fuck!

01:02:58You're gonna love that,

01:02:59don't you?

01:03:00You'd also love

01:03:01the fact

01:03:01if X-Fuck

01:03:02was one of those

01:03:02lumberjacks.

01:03:03I love that.

01:03:03I love that right there.

01:03:03I love that.

01:03:05You'd love X-Fuck

01:03:06to be outside the ring

01:03:07as one of those lumberjacks,

01:03:08wouldn't you?

01:03:08I'd love you to be

01:03:09an excellent lumberjack.

01:03:11It'd be impartial.

01:03:12It'd be fair.

01:03:13Impartial.

01:03:15Matter of fact,

01:03:15I think Tori

01:03:16would be a good lumberjacks.

01:03:18I'm sure

01:03:19Road Dog

01:03:20would be a great lumberjack.

01:03:21What?

01:03:22Oh!

01:03:23X-Fuck missing

01:03:23with a spinning heel kick.

01:03:24Christian's setting up

01:03:25X-Fuck!

01:03:25I'd make it

01:03:2615 seconds out!

01:03:27X-Fuck counters.

01:03:29Oh!

01:03:29What a throw line

01:03:30knocking Christian down.

01:03:31Matter of fact,

01:03:32if Y2J tries to

01:03:33run away from...

01:03:33X-Fuck two

01:03:34shoulder up.

01:03:35If he turns coward

01:03:36and tries to run away

01:03:37from The Rock,

01:03:37I'll personally

01:03:38grab Y2J

01:03:39and throw him

01:03:40right back in the ring.

01:03:40Well, Y2J and Rock

01:03:41aren't gonna run

01:03:42from anybody.

01:03:43If they go outside the ring,

01:03:44the lumberjacks

01:03:44are gonna throw him

01:03:45back inside.

01:03:46Three!

01:03:46I know that.

01:03:47X-Fuck misses off

01:03:49the top rope.

01:03:49High-risk maneuver.

01:03:51Christian moved

01:03:51out of the way.

01:03:52Already missed!

01:03:54Christian with the

01:03:55right hand to X-Fuck.

01:03:58Christian beating

01:03:59X-Fuck to the punch.

01:04:01What a dropkick

01:04:01as Christian builds

01:04:02momentum.

01:04:04Ripped off the ropes

01:04:05to X-Fuck.

01:04:06Look at this!

01:04:06Christian!

01:04:07Oh, no!

01:04:08It should be over!

01:04:09I can't believe

01:04:10by Christian!

01:04:10There's two

01:04:11and a kickout

01:04:11by X-Fuck.

01:04:12What resilience

01:04:13by X-Fuck.

01:04:14Oh, never count

01:04:15out of X-Fuck.

01:04:15Why didn't you say

01:04:16anything about

01:04:16the blatant hair

01:04:17pulling for Christian?

01:04:18You wanted to point

01:04:19out earlier

01:04:19that Road Dogg

01:04:20might have pulled

01:04:21somebody's tight.

01:04:22Oh!

01:04:23Gut Buster

01:04:24across the knee.

01:04:25Knocking the wind

01:04:26right out of X-Fuck.

01:04:29Oh, no.

01:04:29Christian,

01:04:30wait a minute,

01:04:30King.

01:04:31What the hell

01:04:32is Road Dogg

01:04:32doing out here?

01:04:33That's right.

01:04:34Road Dogg

01:04:35and Edge now!

01:04:36Edge and Road Dogg

01:04:37outside the ring!

01:04:38X-Fuck there

01:04:39by X-Fuck.

01:04:40Chloe had the referee

01:04:41distracted.

01:04:42Here's the cover.

01:04:43It's over!

01:04:46X-Fuck picks up

01:04:47the win!

01:04:50And now X-Fuck

01:04:51going after Edge.

01:04:52Edge came down

01:04:53to help out

01:04:53his partner Christian.

01:04:55Any way you look at it,

01:04:57DX is 2-0 tonight

01:04:58going into

01:04:59the big tag title match.

01:05:01Hey, wait a minute.

01:05:02Edge and Christian

01:05:03time it out

01:05:03on Road Dogg!

01:05:06And a week from Sunday

01:05:07on Pay-Per-U,

01:05:09Edge and Christian

01:05:10defend the tag team title

01:05:11against Road Dogg

01:05:13and X-Fuck, DX!

01:05:17You're right, King!

01:05:18Road Dogg and X-Fuck

01:05:19are 2-0 tonight!

01:05:20But what'll happen

01:05:21in 10 days

01:05:22is backlash

01:05:23with the tag team

01:05:24titles on the line!

01:05:29Yo, Dudley boys,

01:05:29Dudley,

01:05:30show it over!

01:05:30Yo, easy, easy, easy!

01:05:31What you guys did

01:05:32to lead it

01:05:32was absolutely insane!

01:05:33That's the intensity

01:05:34I'm looking for!

01:05:35You know,

01:05:35we have this little

01:05:35lumberjack match

01:05:36going on tonight

01:05:37between Rock and Y2J

01:05:38and we're looking

01:05:39for the best

01:05:40to be down here!

01:05:40Easy, man!

01:05:41You know,

01:05:41I don't understand

01:05:42the thing with Trish

01:05:43is...

01:05:43Hey, man!

01:05:44Any tables involved?

01:05:45Hey, anything can happen

01:05:46here in the WWF?

01:05:47Anything!

01:05:48Oh, but how about this?

01:05:49Oh, I'm liking this one!

01:05:52You smell what I'm cooking?

01:05:53Bubba Ray,

01:05:53look at that!

01:05:54The 3-D!

01:05:55You guys in?

01:05:56You guys in?

01:05:57You gonna be down there

01:05:57for the lumberjacks?

01:05:58We get to hit 3-D?

01:06:00Whatever you wanna do!

01:06:01On anybody we want!

01:06:03Not me!

01:06:05You got yourself in the air!

01:06:06Alright,

01:06:06I'll see you guys out there!

01:06:07Yes!

01:06:08That's the intensity!

01:06:09Beautiful!

01:06:11What?

01:06:12Wait a minute!

01:06:13What the hell?

01:06:14He's doing the drink!

01:06:16He's doing the beer truck!

01:06:17Austin!

01:06:17The beer truck!

01:06:18Wait a minute, King!

01:06:20It's so cold!

01:06:22It's beer!

01:06:23It's so cold!

01:06:23It's a beer bag!

01:06:24Woo!

01:06:25A beer bag

01:06:26on the corporation!

01:06:27We gotta let you down!

01:06:28Mr. McMahon!

01:06:30The beer!

01:06:33And still cold Steve Austin

01:06:35returns a week from this Sunday

01:06:37at Backlash.

01:06:37He'll be in the corner of The Rock

01:06:39when The Rock meets Triple H

01:06:41with the World Wrestling Federation

01:06:42title on the line.

01:06:44Also, Kurt Angle

01:06:45goes one-on-one

01:06:45with Big Show at Backlash.

01:06:47And his opponent,

01:06:49Mark Taylor,

01:06:49getting up under Canada,

01:06:5120-year-old

01:06:52and 25-pound

01:06:53he is the World Wrestling Federation

01:06:58Intercontinental

01:06:58show champion,

01:07:01Kurt Benoit!

01:07:02Well, you know,

01:07:03both Benoit and Kurt Angle

01:07:04had the problems

01:07:05when he died with the Big Show.

01:07:07You remember that?

01:07:07Well, they did.

01:07:08It was Benoit versus the Big Show

01:07:10and Benoit was disqualified.

01:07:11Kurt Angle came out,

01:07:13took on the Big Show as well.

01:07:14And I'll tell you what.

01:07:16What'd he do?

01:07:17He hit the Big Show

01:07:18with a little bluff.

01:07:19Actually, both men did.

01:07:20And the family jewels

01:07:21were to serve there.

01:07:22A little Big Show.

01:07:24Oh, boy.

01:07:25You know,

01:07:25it was last month

01:07:26at WrestleMania.

01:07:28It was Chris Benoit

01:07:29winning the Intercontinental Championship

01:07:31from Kurt Angle.

01:07:33And Kurt Angle

01:07:33was never pinned

01:07:34in that matchup.

01:07:35I don't think I've ever seen

01:07:37Kurt Angle get pinned.

01:07:38It was a triple threat match.

01:07:40Oh, look at that.

01:07:41And it was the same night

01:07:42that Chris Jericho

01:07:43won the European Championship.

01:07:44Kurt Angle losing both titles

01:07:46and was never pinned.

01:07:47Oh, this should be

01:07:48a great matchup.

01:07:49It'll be a great matchup.

01:07:50Two contrasting styles.

01:07:52One guy, Kurt Angle,

01:07:53the Olympic hero

01:07:54who loves to run his mouth.

01:07:56And Chris Benoit

01:07:56who very rarely runs his mouth.

01:07:59Never smiles either.

01:08:00He loves to run his mouth.

01:08:02He's confident.

01:08:03He's not cocky.

01:08:04Oh.

01:08:05Kurt Angle hammering away

01:08:06now in the Intercontinental Championship.

01:08:08Chris Benoit,

01:08:09Intercontinental title

01:08:09is on the line

01:08:10in this match.

01:08:12And most of the time

01:08:13when you hear

01:08:13Kurt Angle

01:08:14run in his mouth

01:08:15as you say,

01:08:16he's actually

01:08:16giving public service announcements.

01:08:19He's trying to help people.

01:08:20They're like preaching abstinence

01:08:21at Penn State University

01:08:22every night.

01:08:23What's wrong with that?

01:08:24That went over

01:08:24like a lead balloon.

01:08:26Now look at this.

01:08:27What a tick down

01:08:27by Chris Benoit

01:08:28that snap-suit flex

01:08:29to the big cover.

01:08:30There's one and a kick out.

01:08:31A sex beat or something?

01:08:33No.

01:08:33Why'd he say that?

01:08:34Well, he should be

01:08:35preaching abstinence

01:08:36on the college campus.

01:08:37I was making an observation.

01:08:39Oh!

01:08:39Chris Benoit

01:08:39with an elbow

01:08:40to the face of Kurt Angle

01:08:42post the leg

01:08:42and a kick out after two.

01:08:44Man.

01:08:46Observation.

01:08:48And Chris Benoit

01:08:49is in control.

01:08:50What do you condone?

01:08:51Condoms?

01:08:52Being passed out?

01:08:54Huh?

01:08:55You really want me

01:08:56to answer that.

01:08:57Yeah!

01:08:57Benoit delivers the elbow

01:08:58to Kurt Angle

01:08:59center of the ring.

01:09:01Intercontinental title

01:09:02is on the line.

01:09:03And you know

01:09:03the recruiting continues

01:09:05backstage, King,

01:09:05to determine

01:09:06who's going to be

01:09:07in this exclusive,

01:09:08this elite group

01:09:09of Lumberjacks.

01:09:09Look at this.

01:09:10Look at this.

01:09:11Look at this.

01:09:11Oh, what a belly-to-belly.

01:09:13We know Kurt Angle

01:09:14is already in that elite.

01:09:16Cover.

01:09:16Hooks the leg.

01:09:17Kick out after two.

01:09:18You see the Dudleys

01:09:19recruited,

01:09:20the Radicals.

01:09:21You know,

01:09:21is it once

01:09:22versus the next?

01:09:23No.

01:09:24Triple H.

01:09:24Wait a minute,

01:09:25Benoit.

01:09:25Roll an angle

01:09:26up and a kick out.

01:09:27I was going to say,

01:09:27you know Triple H

01:09:28will probably be a,

01:09:29he'll be a Lumberjack.

01:09:30Then that means Stephanie

01:09:31will probably be out here

01:09:32as a Lumberjack.

01:09:32And that means Shane's

01:09:33got to be out here

01:09:34as a Lumberjack

01:09:35and I guess the rest

01:09:35of DX too, right?

01:09:37Oh, Chris Benoit

01:09:38will be one of them

01:09:38and then, uh...

01:09:39Wait a minute,

01:09:40hook of the leg.

01:09:40Here's a cover

01:09:41and a kick out.

01:09:41And X-Box will probably

01:09:42be a Lumberjack.

01:09:43That means,

01:09:44that means Tori

01:09:45will be out here.

01:09:45Wow, this is going

01:09:46to be great.

01:09:47Yeah, it's going

01:09:47to be great, all right.

01:09:49Bottom line is

01:09:50the McMahon-Helmsley regime

01:09:52is setting up

01:09:53a firing squad

01:09:54for Y2J and the Rock.

01:09:55Pretty simple.

01:09:56I have to be

01:09:57out of your Lumberjack.

01:09:59What a German suplex

01:10:00by Chris Benoit

01:10:01and he's taking

01:10:02it to the Olympic gold

01:10:03medalist, Kurt Angle.

01:10:06And Kurt Angle's

01:10:08in all kinds of trouble.

01:10:10Look out.

01:10:11Oh, wait.

01:10:14Three German suplexes

01:10:16by Chris Benoit.

01:10:18And the Intercontinental

01:10:19champion is in control.

01:10:22Benoit, oh, look out.

01:10:24Hey!

01:10:25It's the big show!

01:10:26Well, that's the big...

01:10:27It's the big nasty...

01:10:29What are the shows?

01:10:30The big show

01:10:31that's Benoit

01:10:32got to top up

01:10:33with that hand.

01:10:34And he's going after

01:10:34Kurt Angle.

01:10:36Kurt Angle and the big show

01:10:37meet for 10 days

01:10:38in backlash.

01:10:39Kurt Angle showing

01:10:40intelligence right now.

01:10:41The big show

01:10:42wants some of them tonight.

01:10:43How fast is big show?

01:10:44Look out!

01:10:44The winner of this

01:10:45matter is all

01:10:46of a disqualification

01:10:47and still,

01:10:49World Wrestling Federation

01:10:51Intercontinental Champion,

01:10:53Intercontinental Champion,

01:10:53Chris Benoit!

01:10:56So Chris Benoit picks up

01:10:58the win after the involvement

01:11:00of the big show.

01:11:01But what's going to happen

01:11:01to Backlash Gang

01:11:02when Kurt Angle and big show

01:11:04go one-on-one

01:11:05are going to be explosive?

01:11:07Guys, guys, guys, guys.

01:11:08Listen, if I get an opportunity

01:11:09for you guys,

01:11:10you know about this

01:11:11Rock-Jericho match, right?

01:11:12We're hand-picking the guys

01:11:14for ringside.

01:11:16You guys are my two top picks.

01:11:17I need guys that are tough.

01:11:19I need guys that are strong.

01:11:21I need guys that

01:11:22take command

01:11:23and show some authority

01:11:24out there.

01:11:25We know how tough we are.

01:11:26We know how bad we are.

01:11:27And to tell you the truth,

01:11:28we're there.

01:11:29All right, man.

01:11:30Yeah.

01:11:31This is going to be

01:11:31good for you.

01:11:32It's going to be fun.

01:11:34How many Lover Jacks

01:11:35are there going to be tonight?

01:11:39King Philadelphia

01:11:40has definitely not been

01:11:41the city of brotherly love

01:11:42for Y2J or The Rock tonight.

01:11:44They're being forced

01:11:45to be in the Lover Jack match.

01:11:47And the Lover Jacks

01:11:47are being ham-picked

01:11:48by the McMahon-Helmpley regime.

01:11:50This should be great.

01:11:51We've seen some great ones already.

01:11:52There's no telling

01:11:53how many more

01:11:54there's going to be.

01:11:55It's so fun.

01:11:56It's been a great night, right?

01:11:57What's more?

01:11:58My brother?

01:11:58These guys single-handedly

01:12:00beat up Edge and Christian.

01:12:01Tagged in titles.

01:12:04Taz is out of the way.

01:12:05Smoked up with Taz.

01:12:06Excuse me.

01:12:07That was very...

01:12:09Yeah, but now we've got to focus.

01:12:10What was he thinking?

01:12:11I have no idea.

01:12:12We've got to focus

01:12:12on what's going on now.

01:12:13Okay.

01:12:15Y2J.

01:12:15Rock.

01:12:16Right where we want him.

01:12:18Lumber Jacks all the way around.

01:12:19You saw that?

01:12:20Any kind of strategy on that?

01:12:21Oh, tons of strategy.

01:12:22Actually, I think

01:12:23this is all about right here.

01:12:24Strategy.

01:12:25Tons of strategy.

01:12:25Someone gets out.

01:12:27Hammer.

01:12:28They're all back in.

01:12:29I just want to beat somebody up.

01:12:31That is good strategy.

01:12:32I didn't have enough.

01:12:33Let's go do this.

01:12:33I like that strategy.

01:12:34This is going to be fun.

01:12:35You think the key here is

01:12:36you can do whatever you want?

01:12:38Have fun.

01:12:38Have a good time.

01:12:39Relax.

01:12:40Yeah, just boom.

01:12:43Well, King, I'll tell you

01:12:44what, Crash Hawley

01:12:44had quite a circus atmosphere today.

01:12:47He visited the circus

01:12:48right across the street

01:12:49earlier today

01:12:50at the First Union Spectrum.

01:12:51I know.

01:12:52He asked me to go with it.

01:12:52I love the circus.

01:12:53I should have win.

01:12:56Crash had those little

01:12:57doggy balloons made for him.

01:12:58Did you just come from the circus?

01:12:59Yeah, I got a wrestling show over there.

01:13:01I love the circus.

01:13:02I came here to check it out.

01:13:03You're Crash Hawley.

01:13:05Yeah.

01:13:06You're the hardcore champ.

01:13:07Yeah.

01:13:08You defend your title 24-7,

01:13:10don't you?

01:13:10Yeah, that's over there, Todd.

01:13:11I was checking the circus out.

01:13:12You've done it at the laundromat.

01:13:14You've done it.

01:13:15You've done it in the hotel.

01:13:16Yeah.

01:13:16And even the circus.

01:13:18Oh.

01:13:19Wait a minute.

01:13:21Hey.

01:13:21The clown is attacking

01:13:23Carl Tally.

01:13:24He's the referee.

01:13:25Come on, Brad.

01:13:27You've got to go

01:13:27a little faster now.

01:13:28I was counting.

01:13:29What are you doing?

01:13:30And Crash is going

01:13:31after the clown.

01:13:32What kind of crazy clown

01:13:33is that?

01:13:33The hardcore title's

01:13:34on the line.

01:13:36That clown had a referee

01:13:37with him.

01:13:38Who's that referee?

01:13:39He's got a...

01:13:39Another clown.

01:13:41Are they making you laugh?

01:13:43Send that to clowns.

01:13:44I'm going to cover again.

01:13:46There's two in a cat.

01:13:47Crash kicks out.

01:13:48There must be one

01:13:49of those little clown cars around.

01:13:51Let's say hello, too.

01:13:52Oh.

01:13:53What is that?

01:13:54I don't even want

01:13:54to venture against.

01:13:56Cover.

01:13:57I think that's

01:13:58some elephant dump.

01:13:59Look at those shoes.

01:14:00Those clown shoes.

01:14:01Is that a third clown?

01:14:04Three clowns now

01:14:05attacking Crash Holly.

01:14:06You don't have any clowns

01:14:07coming out of those little cars.

01:14:08They only title

01:14:09to be defended

01:14:1024 hours a day,

01:14:11seven days a week.

01:14:12It's being defended

01:14:13at the circus.

01:14:14One.

01:14:15Come on.

01:14:15Two.

01:14:16And again,

01:14:17Crash kicked out.

01:14:18Wait a minute.

01:14:18She's a big clown.

01:14:19She's going to crash.

01:14:23The clowns are fighting

01:14:24amongst themselves, King.

01:14:26Come on.

01:14:27Come on, guys.

01:14:28We're coming around.

01:14:29What are you going to do?

01:14:30Wait a minute.

01:14:31I want to get away.

01:14:32King.

01:14:33Why are you guys

01:14:33looking at that?

01:14:34I want to do that.

01:14:35We're not.

01:14:36Do you know who those guys are?

01:14:37Shut up, boys.

01:14:38Come on.

01:14:39What's the matter with you?

01:14:41I don't know, man.

01:14:42Let's go.

01:14:43Let's go.

01:14:43Come on.

01:14:44Let's see the beauty lady.

01:14:45Rock, the count is full.

01:14:47It's three and two.

01:14:48And Triple H

01:14:50is going to throw you a curveball.

01:14:52It's one thing for him

01:14:53to order you to take on Chris Jericho,

01:14:54but it's another

01:14:55to make it a lumberjack match.

01:15:09Finally, The Rock has come back to Philadelphia.

01:15:20So let The Rock get this straight.

01:15:22Triple H, you went ahead and you booked The Rock in a match,

01:15:25in a lumberjack match against Y2J.

01:15:28But The Rock doesn't have a problem with Y2J.

01:15:31The Rock doesn't have a problem in a match with Y2J.

01:15:34The Rock does have a problem with the fact that this isn't even a match.

01:15:37The only thing you're doing, Triple H, is delaying the inevitable.

01:15:41Because the countdown is on.

01:15:43Backlash.

01:15:44Ten days left for you holding the WWF title.

01:15:47So The Rock says this, Triple H.

01:15:49Go ahead and live it up with the WWF title.

01:15:52Go ahead and have a picnic with the title.

01:15:54Fly a kite with the title.

01:15:56Go down to the Philadelphia Zoo and suck some monkey nipple with the title.

01:16:06Because Triple H, The Rock says this,

01:16:09it's come backlash, it's going to be you and The Rock.

01:16:12And Vince McMahon, if you want to stick your nose in The Rock's business,

01:16:16then The Rock's got a rattlesnake ready to strike on your candy ass.

01:16:25You see, Triple H, regardless of what you throw in front of The Rock,

01:16:29regardless of how many Lumberjacks you place in front of The Rock,

01:16:32regardless of what you do,

01:16:34in the next ten days, it doesn't matter.

01:16:38Because Triple H, quite simply put,

01:16:40The Rock says you're looking at the next WWF champion

01:16:43if you smell what The Rock is cooking.

01:16:47The Rock versus Y2J with Lumberjacks, next!

01:16:52And now, the WWF Food of the Week, brought to you by Lungs.

01:16:56That's Lungs.

01:16:57Rugged boots and shoes with an attitude.

01:16:58Since you never know where you'll end up.

01:17:01Where your Lungs at?

01:17:02This is going to hurt me a lot worse than it hurts you.

01:17:08Mendoza, down there!

01:17:11Mendoza, stop the taste out of her daughter's mouth!

01:17:13It's her own daughter!

01:17:14Mendoza, stop the husband!

01:17:16They're getting her!

01:17:16Stop that!

01:17:17Stop that!

01:17:18Oh, my God!

01:17:19Oh, my God!

01:17:20To every man!

01:17:21It's a leg of the primary limb to make the end!

01:17:24What?

01:17:24Lungs, decide and conquer!

01:17:28Well, Triple X claims the McMahon-Helphly regime has put that bad night to the side.

01:17:34No more bad days for this group.

01:17:36Got that right.

01:17:37Started right now.

01:17:38Started right here tonight.

01:17:40This is going to be great.

01:17:41Oh, look at this.

01:17:42Triple X and his wife's death being flanked by D-Generation X's.

01:17:47You don't think, King.

01:17:49Oh, yeah, our worst nightmares.

01:17:52Those worst nightmares?

01:17:53What are you talking about?

01:17:54You sleeping on the job again?

01:17:56Yeah, no.

01:17:56The Lumberjacks are on their way to the ring.

01:17:58Because they're the Dudley boys and the Radicals.

01:18:01Kurt Angle, all recruited by the McMahon-Helphly regime earlier on.

01:18:05But what did you expect?

01:18:06You know they're going to be on their way to the ring.

01:18:07They're coming out here to do a job.

01:18:09They got a job to do.

01:18:10Every one of these are hand-picked individuals.

01:18:12We'll be expected to do that time.

01:18:14I think they'll do a great job.

01:18:15He picked hands recruited by Triple H, Stephanie, and Shane with one goal.

01:18:19To eliminate Y2J and The Rock.

01:18:23Oh, come on.

01:18:24I know it's hard for you to get the big picture, Michael, when you've got such a small screen.

01:18:28But their job is simply to surround the ring and make sure the two come back.

01:18:32In this case, The Rock and Y2J stay inside the ring.

01:18:35That's all their job is.

01:18:39You know, King, what happens if The Rock and Y2J fall out of the ring?

01:18:43Do you think they're just going to nice, just toss him back in there nicely?

01:18:48No.

01:18:48It probably won't be so nice, but definitely toss him back in there.

01:18:51It's not a match.

01:18:52It's a massacre.

01:18:53Uh-oh.

01:18:55Watch your ears.

01:18:57Ow!

01:18:59Y2J, Chris Jericho, a former WWF champion as of this past month.

01:19:05What, what, what, what?

01:19:06Yeah, you heard the former champ.

01:19:08You have to be hallucinating.

01:19:09You checked the WWF record book, and you tell me if anywhere in there it says that Y2J has ever

01:19:15been a champion.

01:19:16He's pulling a lumberjack match in schedule for football.

01:19:22He's producing first pick in the greater age of Winnipeg, Canada, weighing in at 227 pounds, Chris Jericho.

01:19:32King, this match was set up by Triple H to make Chris Jericho pay.

01:19:36Not only did Jericho beat Triple H in the ring on Monday night, one, two, three, but Chris Jericho, I

01:19:42heard Martin Triple H, and he had all those remarks, those encouraging remarks about Triple H's wife's definitely.

01:19:49Are you drunk?

01:19:50What do you mean am I drunk?

01:19:50Have you been drinking?

01:19:51Nothing like that has ever happened.

01:19:53That man has never beaten.

01:19:55Triple H!

01:19:55Oh, my God!

01:20:01Hey, here you come from Miami Boyle, baby, 275 pounds.

01:20:09Oh, wow!

01:20:13Over 18,000 strong, under beat for the run.

01:20:17Oh, my God!

01:20:29I know you think you're smelling the WF Championship, but you may not make it to Backlash.

01:20:36I got a bad feeling for you right here tonight, Rock.

01:20:39The lumberjack surrounding the ring have been hand-taped, hand-recruited by Triple H, Shane, and Stephanie.

01:20:47With one goal, one simple goal, to eliminate the two-man in the ring.

01:20:52Yeah, the difference here, as we hear in Backlash, there's no rattlesnakes around the ring tonight.

01:20:58The rattlesnakes, Stone Cold Steve Austin will be in the Rock's corner at Backlash for this Sunday.

01:21:06Wait a minute.

01:21:08And two great young competitors getting it on in the middle of the ring, The Rock and Y2J.

01:21:13I want to quickly do a Rock impersonation.

01:21:16Oh, finally, Earl Hefner has been fired.

01:21:19Yeah, senior official Earl Hefner fired at the hands of Triple H, Shane, and Stephanie on Monday night.

01:21:24That was a damn shame.

01:21:26Oh, look at Chris Jericho flying across the ring.

01:21:29Again, folks, the lumberjacks outside the ring,

01:21:32their purpose is to toss the competitor back into the ring if he happens to go outside.

01:21:37Although, I don't believe that's going to be the case for this group of individuals.

01:21:40Are you kidding me?

01:21:41You think that Chris Jericho is going to be able to stand up to The Rock?

01:21:44The Rock will have Chris Jericho right in the heartbeat.

01:21:47The Rock with an elbow to Y2J.

01:21:50And the Brava Bulls in control.

01:21:52Will The Rock be the next WWF champion in 10 days at Backlash?

01:21:57Let me just tell you something.

01:21:58I know that's what you're thinking, but it's not a foregone conclusion.

01:22:01Sure, Stone Cold Steve Austin is returning.

01:22:03Sure, he's going to be in the corner of The Rock.

01:22:05But don't forget, Triple H has Vince McMahon in his corner.

01:22:08Well, you heard what The Rock said earlier on about Vince McMahon.

01:22:11Don't be sticking your nose in my business.

01:22:13And Y2J hammering away.

01:22:15And The Rock caught it.

01:22:16Y2J over the tackle.

01:22:19Hey, look at the look.

01:22:20It's a bugging.

01:22:21Just what you suspected, King.

01:22:22I didn't suspect this.

01:22:23What do you mean you didn't suspect it?

01:22:25There you go.

01:22:26Gently tossed it back into the ring.

01:22:29Here's a cover by The Rock, hook of the leg.

01:22:31Two and a kick out.

01:22:33Triple H was just giving instructions to the lumberjacks.

01:22:36Basically destroy whoever comes out here.

01:22:38You don't get it, do you?

01:22:40You don't get it.

01:22:43Hook of the leg by The Rock could be it.

01:22:45There's two and Y2J gets the shoulder up.

01:22:47You just don't know what your point is, Michael Gold.

01:22:49You act surprised, even shocked, when these lumberjacks do their job.

01:22:53Their duty is to make sure one of these guys gets thrown back into the ring.

01:22:56They get thrown out.

01:22:58Yeah, throw him back into the ring, not assault him outside the ring.

01:23:01Give me a break.

01:23:03You know, when there's so many guys putting their hands on you, it's just...

01:23:06Oh!

01:23:07A little personal vendetta by Triple H against The Rock and Y2J.

01:23:11It's got you, look at Bossman if you can it.

01:23:14He's not even outside of the ring.

01:23:16And Jericho, with a cross kick, and the crowd continues.

01:23:21They're trying to put him back in with their feet.

01:23:23Yeah, General Triple H.

01:23:26The commanding off with a right hand of his own.

01:23:29Hey, that's big.

01:23:33Real tough guy with 20 guys holding The Rock.

01:23:37Well, Triple H flips the right hand.

01:23:38That's what you gotta like about a guy like Triple H.

01:23:41He's not just a regular supervisor.

01:23:43He don't mind getting his hand dirty with the regular work.

01:23:46Y2J standing toe-to-toe with The Rock, clothesline, hook of the leg.

01:23:50There's two and The Rock gets his shoulder up.

01:23:53He's sort of like a common man in that respect.

01:23:56A common man, and Rock tossed out again, and right out in front of him.

01:24:01It's in a stomp.

01:24:04Kurt Angle.

01:24:06Watch yourself.

01:24:07Toss Rock back in the ring, and King, quite frankly, it's a smart move by Chris Jericho

01:24:12who's going to toss The Rock outside the ring, to let the Lumberjacks wear The Rock down.

01:24:16Here's that I say Moonstall.

01:24:18This could be it.

01:24:19Here's the cover on The Rock, and The Rock gets to show The Rock.

01:24:23Well, I think it'd be a smart move on the part of The Rock to throw Y2J out also.

01:24:26You know, it was that I say Moonstall, how Chris Jericho beat Triple H in the first place

01:24:31this past Monday night on Raw.

01:24:34All right, here's the reversal.

01:24:35Jericho whipped off the rope.

01:24:36Don't say so right now.

01:24:37What?

01:24:38You're on purpose.

01:24:39You're on purpose.

01:24:40You're on purpose.

01:24:41It's on purpose.

01:24:42Cover.

01:24:42Hooks the leg.

01:24:43Two.

01:24:44And Jericho again gets the shoulder up.

01:24:47Chris Jericho will not quit in this big matchup.

01:24:50Neither will The Rock.

01:24:52And The Rock, The Rock just walked outside the ring.

01:24:54Hold on, this is not right.

01:24:55It's not part of the part of The Rock.

01:24:56The Rock went after the Lumberjacks and started.

01:24:58Are you nuts?

01:24:59That's not a smart move.

01:25:01Hey, guys, Jericho outside the ring now.

01:25:04What is this?

01:25:05The Lumberjacks attacking Jericho.

01:25:07He's in front of us.

01:25:08The Lumberjacks attacking The Rock.

01:25:10This is a massacre.

01:25:13Man, this is a damn execution.

01:25:19A human demolition derby.

01:25:21The Rock is out of the ring.

01:25:24Jericho out for the count as well.

01:25:26Look at the game.

01:25:27This is exactly what he wanted.

01:25:29Look at his adversaries right now.

01:25:32Well, you're right.

01:25:33The blood is on the hands of Triple H.

01:25:36In the game, enjoying what he's seeing.

01:25:38The only way he'd enjoy that war is if Stone Cold Steve Austin was laying right there beside him.

01:25:43Well, the game's softening up The Rock.

01:25:47What's Triple H doing on the apron?

01:25:49Look out.

01:25:50Look out.

01:25:50Get him out.

01:25:52Headbutt.

01:25:52To Chris Jericho, a flying headbutt.

01:25:57Lumberjacks are supposed to stay outside the ring, not inside.

01:26:00How smart is Triple H?

01:26:02How stupid is Theodore's referee?

01:26:03And Rock goes for the cover of Jericho.

01:26:05Hooks the leg.

01:26:06There's two.

01:26:07Jericho somehow gets the shoulder up again.

01:26:10Can't believe it.

01:26:10And again, Triple H on the apron.

01:26:12And now X-Pack in the ring.

01:26:15X-Factor.

01:26:16X-Factor to The Rock.

01:26:18Give me a break.

01:26:20What do you want broken?

01:26:23Come on.

01:26:24Somebody cover somebody.

01:26:27And Chris Jericho goes for the cover on The Rock.

01:26:30Hooks the leg.

01:26:31And a kick out by The Rock.

01:26:33Wow.

01:26:34The Rock and Jericho are in the midst of being destroyed by the McMahon-Hildsley regime and

01:26:40the Lumberjacks.

01:26:41And I think Triple H is starting to get frustrated.

01:26:43Jericho's flying buster by The Rock.

01:26:46Oh, that way definitely gets the right hand.

01:26:48Wait a minute.

01:26:49And The Rock gets one as well.

01:26:50And The Rock has cleaned his house.

01:26:52What is going on?

01:26:53Oh, no.

01:26:53There's a game.

01:26:54He's got the game.

01:26:55The Rock's got the game.

01:26:56Forget about backplash.

01:26:58We can't do that, Rock.

01:27:03The W.W.F. champion.

01:27:05What is Shane doing?

01:27:06Yeah, Shane.

01:27:07We've got to get him some.

01:27:08Two-toned jive in.

01:27:10He's going to get him some, all right.

01:27:12Get out, Shane.

01:27:13Get out.

01:27:13Shane High calling it.

01:27:14And Jericho from behind.

01:27:16The match is still going on.

01:27:17Oh, that was close.

01:27:19Chris Jericho's trying to win the match.

01:27:22Boy, can you imagine what this would mean to Jericho's career?

01:27:25Rock bottom.

01:27:26Rock bottom.

01:27:27Rock bottom.

01:27:28Here's the cover.

01:27:29Two.

01:27:30Wait a minute.

01:27:31Triple H just pulled The Rock out of the ring.

01:27:34And everyone coming out with the Lumberjacks.

01:27:37Oh, man.

01:27:38Look out.

01:27:39Another rock bottom.

01:27:41Rock bottom to Jericho again.

01:27:43What is Shane?

01:27:44What is happening?

01:27:45He's distracting the referee.

01:27:46Oh, come on.

01:27:48Triple H.

01:27:49And that referees himself to Shane.

01:27:50Triple H with the WWE of gold to the head of The Rock.

01:27:54That may be as close as The Rock ever gets to the title.

01:27:57Triple H pulling Jericho over The Rock.

01:28:00You've got to count.

01:28:01Triple H knocked The Rock out.

01:28:03Chris Jericho wins.

01:28:06Can you believe it?

01:28:08And that's it.

01:28:09Triple H is a good question.

01:28:12Dang, it didn't matter who won this match.

01:28:14Triple H is the man who won tonight.

01:28:17Here's your winner.

01:28:19Chris Jericho.

01:28:21Now's your winner.

01:28:22Triple H.

01:28:23Triple H is playing for Jericho.

01:28:26Triple H is opening up The Rock for Backlash.

01:28:30The game is up the ante as Backlash looms just 10 days away.

01:28:37Triple H wins here tonight on SmackDown.

01:28:40Oaah.

01:28:41One time.

01:28:42Mr.

01:28:43Power.

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