WWF SmackDown, November 18, 1999

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00:00:22He's making this too personal, you got it?

00:00:31He's making this too personal, you got it?

00:01:18A very volatile, extremely serious situation has developed as we kick off WWF SmackDown from Cincinnati on UPN.

00:01:26Michael Cole, Jerry the King Lawler at ringside, and King, we just looked on his shock as DX was beating

00:01:33up McMahon's associates, Patterson and Briscoe.

00:01:35Well, they're obviously, DX is trying to send a message to Vince McMahon personally.

00:01:43Vince, Vince, Vince, come with me right away. DX beat up Briscoe and Patterson real bad.

00:01:49What? Up in your office, come, hurry. Patterson and Briscoe.

00:01:53Briscoe, go.

00:01:55Yes, he sounded real bad.

00:01:58Go.

00:02:10Go.

00:02:12Where?

00:02:13Tell us, Mark.

00:02:14Right here.

00:02:16Right here.

00:02:17The EMT.

00:02:18Right here.

00:02:19Right here.

00:02:21Oh, my God.

00:02:24No.

00:02:25No!

00:02:26What the hell happened to Mitch?

00:02:27D-X.

00:02:28D-X.

00:02:29D-X.

00:02:30D-X.

00:02:31Son of a big triple H.

00:02:32D-X.

00:02:34Huh?

00:02:35Past D-X.

00:02:36Pat, you all right?

00:02:37Oh.

00:02:37Get him up.

00:02:39Pat, you gonna be all right?

00:02:40Oh, no.

00:02:41What you got?

00:02:41What is that?

00:02:42Come on, get him up.

00:02:43Get him up.

00:02:43Come on, Pat.

00:02:44Come on, Pat.

00:02:47It's right back here.

00:02:48Right back here.

00:02:49All right.

00:02:50Gerald, can you get up?

00:02:52My mouth, the bastard.

00:02:53Oh.

00:02:54Where's most of your opinion?

00:02:57Mr. McMahon.

00:02:58Damn.

00:02:59What?

00:03:00They got a message.

00:03:01They sent a message, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:03Sent a message?

00:03:03It's way too personal, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:07What's too personal?

00:03:08You're taking it too personal, Mr. McMahon.

00:03:11I'm taking this too personal?

00:03:13They do this to you?

00:03:15You get me that son of a bitch.

00:03:17Yes, sir.

00:03:17I want Triple H to come right back here.

00:03:20I want him right back here.

00:03:24Oh, boy, oh, boy, King.

00:03:26You cannot like what we've seen so far here on SmackDown tonight.

00:03:30Vince McMahon demanding Triple H to his office right now.

00:03:34What do you mean you can't like it?

00:03:35I love it.

00:03:36This is gonna be great.

00:03:39We're kicking off SmackDown with Edge and Christian.

00:03:51King this personal war between Vince and Triple H has reached a new level.

00:03:57Triple H is up the ante tonight.

00:04:02I can't wait, Michael.

00:04:03This is gonna be explosive.

00:04:07And their opponents had a combined weight of 438 pounds.

00:04:13Scotty 2 Hardy and Grandmaster 6A 2 Cool.

00:04:20I'll tell you what, this is gonna be a tremendous tag team matchup.

00:04:23Two Cools set to take on Edge and Christian right here from Cincinnati.

00:04:27WWE SmackDown on UPN.

00:04:30But this personal war between Vince McMahon and Triple H really has gotten out of control,

00:04:35King.

00:04:36That's the way I like things, Michael.

00:04:38I like things out of control.

00:04:39What do you think's gonna happen?

00:04:41I mean, Vince McMahon now, after he saw what happened to the Stooges,

00:04:45he's invited, he wants, he's sending after DX.

00:04:49What's he gonna do with him if they come?

00:04:51Well, King, you are out here at ringside for Raw Monday night.

00:04:54Vince McMahon doing colored commentary for Triple H's match against Kane,

00:04:57and we'll tell you about that in just a second.

00:04:58It's like this.

00:05:01We's right, we's wrong.

00:05:04What?

00:05:05We's white, we's strong, we's is cool.

00:05:12I'll translate.

00:05:13I speak Ebonics.

00:05:14Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

00:05:16You don't understand cuz you're not cool.

00:05:18I am the Grandmaster Sexy.

00:05:22And if you don't know me, you ain't my homie.

00:05:28You fair with that, G?

00:05:30We are the originators, the innovators, the master peculators of cool.

00:05:39You know what a homie is, Michael?

00:05:40We about to get crook upon you mofos.

00:05:43Ha!

00:05:44I know you know what a mofo, you a mofo, Michael.

00:05:46Well, I'll tell you,

00:05:47Scott Taylor and Bryan Christopher having a serious identity crisis here.

00:05:50What do you mean identity crisis?

00:05:51I'm sorry, Grandmaster Sex Day and Scotty Too Hotty, and it'll be Scotty Too Hotty to start things off against

00:05:58Christian.

00:05:58You just can't relate to anybody that's cool, Michael.

00:06:01I don't consider these guys cool, at least the way that I look at it, King.

00:06:05And Taylor now locks up with Christian in the center of the ring.

00:06:08We were talking about Monday night on Raw, Vince doing color commentary during Triple H's match against Kane.

00:06:13Triple H came out pushing Vince down into his chair, and then Vince got involved in the matchup.

00:06:17Well, let's face it, Vince screwed Triple H and Survivor Series.

00:06:22Plain and simple, Vince even admitted it.

00:06:24Now you gotta pay the price.

00:06:25You don't screw the game and get away with it.

00:06:27Well, it's an extremely personal issue, perhaps too personal.

00:06:29You heard Triple H say it was too personal as we kicked off SmackDown this evening.

00:06:33Look at Scottie Too Hotty, tremendous balance.

00:06:36But he pays more for the dropkick to the face by Christian.

00:06:39Nice arm drag takedown.

00:06:40Edging Christian and the team of Too Cool.

00:06:43Two of the top contenders in the tag team division later on tonight.

00:06:46Tag team titles will be on the line.

00:06:48The New Age Outlaws in action defended against the Hardys.

00:06:52Here's the double team now, edging Christian.

00:06:54Watch it, Scoot.

00:06:54Oh, come on.

00:06:56I'm so hardy, Scotty.

00:06:58Get up.

00:07:01Edged with a right hand to Scottie Too Hotty.

00:07:04Whips him across the ring into the corner.

00:07:06Up over the top of Edge.

00:07:07Kick to the midsection.

00:07:08And there's a right hand by Scotty Too Hotty.

00:07:12Right, and please refer to him correctly.

00:07:14Who's this coming in right now?

00:07:17And Grandmaster Saxe now doing a little dance in the ring as Scotty Too Hotty holds Edge.

00:07:22And there's the shot to the gut.

00:07:23Also tonight, WWF title on the line.

00:07:26The Big Show defending against Hardcore Holly.

00:07:30Right, another super heavyweight.

00:07:32What a match that's gonna be.

00:07:34And The Rock has demanded a rematch with The Big Boss Man.

00:07:36The Rock, The Rock's gonna be here.

00:07:37You'll see that tonight.

00:07:38Wow.

00:07:39Double team now by Too Cool.

00:07:41Edge lands on his feet.

00:07:42Look out, guys.

00:07:43Too Cool doing too much celebrating and paid for it.

00:07:47Definitely not cool.

00:07:51Edge moving Grandmaster Saxe into the corner and Saxe now hammering away.

00:07:57Uh-oh, watch yourself.

00:07:58Across the ring into the corner.

00:08:03Tremendous balance by Edge on the apron.

00:08:05Knocks Grandmaster Saxe down.

00:08:06Now he's gonna climb the rope.

00:08:07Wait, I think he knocked him right off his neck.

00:08:09Look out.

00:08:09Missile drop kick from the top rope by Edge.

00:08:13Into the cover now.

00:08:13First cover of the match up two.

00:08:15Kick out by Christopher.

00:08:17Grandmaster Saxe almost OGed.

00:08:20Over gold.

00:08:21There you go.

00:08:22Now you got him.

00:08:24Edge tossed out of the ring.

00:08:27And Saxe called for some help from Scotty Too Hotty.

00:08:34Uh-oh, what's this gonna be?

00:08:35Oh, my.

00:08:36That's it.

00:08:37Hey, why is Grandmaster Saxe wearing that do-rag, King?

00:08:41What do you mean?

00:08:42Get with it, Michael.

00:08:44This is 1999, man.

00:08:46He's got as much hair as you do.

00:08:50And Edge tossed back in the ring.

00:08:51Grandmaster Saxe gonna climb the top ropes.

00:08:53I told you so!

00:08:55Man, and what an annoying laugh.

00:08:58Paid for that one.

00:08:59Oh, no.

00:08:59You saw what Too Cool did to Edge, though.

00:09:02What do you think?

00:09:03What do you think Vince McMahon is gonna do to DX

00:09:05if they come back to his office?

00:09:07I have no earthly idea, but it's not gonna be pretty.

00:09:09You saw what DX did to Patterson and Briscoe

00:09:11as we kicked off SmackDown here tonight.

00:09:13Right, well, that wasn't pretty.

00:09:14That was not pretty.

00:09:15Do you think for one minute that Vince McMahon can do that to Triple H?

00:09:19And here comes Christian up over the top.

00:09:21This is Grandmaster Saxe.

00:09:23Crash landing there.

00:09:24And Triple H telling Patterson and Briscoe,

00:09:26give Vince McMahon this message.

00:09:28It's getting two persons.

00:09:30Oh, my.

00:09:30Tremendous double DDT by Christian.

00:09:32Floats into the cover.

00:09:33Hooks the leg.

00:09:34Almost a three count.

00:09:36But a kick out by Scottie Tuhati.

00:09:39And Edge with a clothesline.

00:09:41Saxe up over the top rope.

00:09:42Christian now taking advantage.

00:09:44Here's the reversal.

00:09:45Scottie Tuhati.

00:09:46Christian wraps him up.

00:09:48Look at him.

00:09:49Look at him.

00:09:49Face first.

00:09:50No.

00:09:50Center of the ring, face first.

00:09:52That's it.

00:09:53Christian into the cover.

00:09:54Hey.

00:09:54Referee's outside the ring.

00:09:56No referee to count.

00:09:58Master Saxe.

00:09:58Baby.

00:09:59With a leg across the back of the head.

00:10:01Rolls Scottie Tuhati over.

00:10:02That was beautiful.

00:10:03Referee never saw it.

00:10:04What?

00:10:04And two cool steals one.

00:10:06Look at him.

00:10:07What about that?

00:10:08What about it?

00:10:09They stole it.

00:10:10Come on.

00:10:11Cool.

00:10:11They're too cool.

00:10:12They're too smart.

00:10:13They're too good.

00:10:15Christian had Scottie Tuhati defeated.

00:10:17Referee was outside the ring.

00:10:18And Grandmaster Saxe delivered a leg drop from the top rope.

00:10:21And Edge and Christian is gonna make him pay for it.

00:10:23Couple of sore losers.

00:10:24Back fighters.

00:10:25Look out there.

00:10:30Grandmaster Saxe may not look too Saxe after going face first into the mat.

00:10:35Well, he still looks like a winner if you ask me.

00:10:38Doesn't hurt his teeth.

00:10:40SmackDown is off to a roaring start here on UPN.

00:10:44Two cool pick up the victory.

00:10:46And here's what happened.

00:10:48Grandmaster Saxe flying through there with the greatest of ease.

00:10:51And then you get a one, two, three.

00:10:53Rowan Scottie Tuhati over.

00:10:55Referee never saw it.

00:10:56Too cool.

00:10:58Picks up the win in this one.

00:11:00Still to come tonight.

00:11:00King rematch from Raw Monday night.

00:11:02The Raw Panther lands the SmackDown of the Big Boss Man.

00:11:07What a war that's gonna be.

00:11:08It was a war on Raw.

00:11:09It could get severely out of control.

00:11:12Here tonight on SmackDown.

00:11:13Wait a minute.

00:11:14Vince.

00:11:15Now what?

00:11:17Vince.

00:11:18Vince.

00:11:19I talked to Hunter.

00:11:21He said he refuses to come down here.

00:11:22And demands that you go to him.

00:11:24What?

00:11:25That's what he said.

00:11:29Then you tell him, I'll be right there.

00:11:33You sure?

00:11:36And now, the WWF Slam of the Week.

00:11:38Presented by THQ's WWF WrestleMania 2000 for Nintendo 64.

00:11:44The most electrifying game in the history of sports entertainment.

00:11:48Triple H just pie-faced the chairman of this company.

00:11:51Uh-oh.

00:11:51Wait a minute.

00:11:52I wouldn't go up there.

00:11:53The man's in the ring.

00:11:54Not a good idea.

00:11:55The man's in the ring.

00:11:56Quick on the right hand.

00:11:57Hilsley blocked it.

00:11:58And there's a knock down.

00:12:01I don't think.

00:12:04We need that anytime soon.

00:12:06Well.

00:12:11I don't think I need to knock.

00:12:14What?

00:12:14I don't think so.

00:12:15By the way, allow me to remind you of something.

00:12:19No longer are you the World Wrestling Federation champion.

00:12:23You're no longer a champion, you're a champion.

00:12:26Stand up.

00:12:26Oh, let me tell you something.

00:12:28What you just did, you guys are real brave, aren't you?

00:12:31Huh?

00:12:31You're real brave beating up Patterson and Brisco.

00:12:33Wow.

00:12:34Real brave.

00:12:35That crap is gonna stop.

00:12:37There's not gonna be any more of it.

00:12:38Not tonight.

00:12:39Not any night.

00:12:40You got it?

00:12:41I told you, don't make this personal.

00:12:44And I will say it again, do not make this personal.

00:12:49It already is.

00:12:51Boy, stern warning from Vince McMahon to Triple H.

00:12:55But what about the warning from Triple H to Vince McMahon?

00:12:58Don't make this personal.

00:13:00Can't make it any cleaner.

00:13:02Uneasy feeling about what's going on back there as the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle

00:13:06makes his way to the ranks.

00:13:12He's the only gold medalist to grace the World Wrestling Federation ring.

00:13:19And the only real athlete in the World Wrestling Federation, Kurt Angle.

00:13:26Tell you something about your feeling, Michael.

00:13:27You may have it uneasy, but I got a definite strong feeling that some real fan

00:13:32is gonna happen tonight.

00:13:33Here's Kurt Angle, the man who had his official debut at Survivor.

00:13:36Series on Sunday was basically booed out of the building and then booed in his hometown on Monday.

00:13:41What is up with him?

00:13:43I don't get it.

00:13:45Olympic gold medalist, why would you boo the guy?

00:13:48I don't know.

00:13:48I mean, he's a bit cocky, but he's extremely confident in the ring.

00:13:52I'm not even seen, trying to be cocky.

00:13:54Extremely confident in the ring as well.

00:13:57He's a gold medal.

00:13:58He gets somebody into the ring by Luna.

00:14:00He weighs him at 250 pounds, King Rilla.

00:14:05Well, King, we first saw this couple together on Raw Monday night.

00:14:09And I guess Luna's got a soft spot in her heart for Gang Rao.

00:14:12I guess love's in the air these days.

00:14:14Luna says she's found that special person.

00:14:18According, of course, to Gang Rao, and this should be a neat matchup.

00:14:21Gang Rao's set to take on the Olympic gold medalist, Kurt Angle.

00:14:24But something definitely bad is brewing in the back.

00:14:28What about when Luna met up with Stephanie and tested her?

00:14:31And Luna gave Stephanie a little engagement present.

00:14:35Yeah.

00:14:35Because somebody had told her that Stephanie likes stuffed animals.

00:14:37Luna went out and found a mangy squirrel, a real squirrel, and they had it stuffed.

00:14:42Gang, the thought that counts.

00:14:53Hey, wait a minute.

00:14:54What?

00:14:54Look at this guy over here.

00:14:56This is the same idiot that was at Raw Monday night.

00:14:59He's carrying around these signs.

00:15:01There he is right there.

00:15:01Look.

00:15:03WWF is immoral.

00:15:04He had a WWF that said worldwide filth.

00:15:07The guy was on Raw Monday's an idiot.

00:15:09Yeah, he got thrown out of Raw Monday.

00:15:10He actually went over the barricade and was arrested, and anybody that crosses the barricade

00:15:14is going to be arrested.

00:15:16You know, King, you know, we appreciate, look at Kurt Angle, nice takedown on Gang Rao.

00:15:19And we appreciate the freedom of expression here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:15:23You know, bring your signs, cheer, boo, exhibit your feelings.

00:15:26No, I don't like all signs.

00:15:28You can't just have any kind of sign.

00:15:30Well, I mean, exhibit your feelings, work hard on those signs, bring them out here to the events.

00:15:33But once you cross that barricade and you get into the action, well, then you're subject to arrest.

00:15:38And that's what happened to that gentleman on Raw on Monday night.

00:15:41He was arrested.

00:15:41Why would he be back here again?

00:15:44Watch yourself, Luna.

00:15:47What's he gonna do?

00:15:49How could you people sit here and degrade me?

00:15:57I gotta agree with him.

00:15:59I don't get it.

00:16:00You mean to tell me that you would prefer to cheer for a man who looks like a vampire?

00:16:10This guy's legit.

00:16:11Kurt Angle is legit.

00:16:12He's like a war hero.

00:16:14And I don't even know what that is.

00:16:17Talking about Luna.

00:16:18It's Luna.

00:16:20What is that?

00:16:21I'd rather cheer for him than me.

00:16:23Kurt Angle, the Olympic gold medalist.

00:16:28An American hero.

00:16:30I'm an American hero.

00:16:31Can you argue with that, Michael?

00:16:32No, you can't.

00:16:33I am the WWF's most celebrated real athlete.

00:16:43Well, Kurt Angle, I don't think he was not as popular as he thought he was gonna be, I don't

00:16:47think, when he debuted here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:16:49Well, Kurt, I gotta tell you, pal, sometimes people just don't get it.

00:16:53Look at this.

00:16:54Gangrel hung him on the top rope, and Gangrel in control of Kurt Angle.

00:16:58Yeah, look at Gangrel.

00:17:00I mean, the people are cheering for Gangrel, and they're gonna boo.

00:17:03Just look at how nice looking is Kurt Angle.

00:17:05Gangrel elbow to the sternum, here's the hook of the leg, cover.

00:17:08There's two, kick out by Angle.

00:17:10I can understand, Michael, if we were in Bulgaria or Transylvania or something, but we're in Cincinnati for-

00:17:17My!

00:17:18Kurt Angle, tremendous suplex, backs Gangrel into the ropes, whips him off the ropes again.

00:17:23Nice slam by Angle.

00:17:24This is Cincinnati, the home of Pete Rose and Marv Schott, I mean, great, true Americans.

00:17:30What?

00:17:31Well, I mean, how can they boo Kurt Angle?

00:17:33Angle whipped into the ropes, Gangrel trying to take advantage.

00:17:37Angle lifts him up, tosses him over, hooks the leg.

00:17:40Here's the cover now.

00:17:41Two, it's added.

00:17:42Kurt Angle picks up the win on the Gangrel.

00:17:45Here we go, Kurt Angle.

00:17:48Well, there's some of that intensity that Kurt Angle preaches about.

00:17:52Well, and there's, he's right about here.

00:17:54How many seep and times has she cured?

00:17:56And the fans of Cincinnati continue to boo the Olympic gold medalist Kurt Angle.

00:18:00I don't get it.

00:18:01Why?

00:18:02This guy's great!

00:18:05Andrew, pay attention.

00:18:06This is our first wedding present.

00:18:09Well, except for the winners.

00:18:10I can't see that.

00:18:11I feel sweet.

00:18:13Well, hopefully this one will be better.

00:18:22Andrew!

00:18:23Ooh, yeah.

00:18:24Come on.

00:18:25Give him some.

00:18:26What?

00:18:27Oh, look.

00:18:30It's a ball full.

00:18:32A ball full, yeah.

00:18:33I'll hit you in the head with this if you don't pay attention.

00:18:36Steph, I am.

00:18:37I'm just playing my video game right now.

00:18:43Man, Stephanie and Tess are getting all kinds of gifts.

00:18:45Well, there's DX.

00:18:46What the hell are they up to now?

00:18:48Hasn't Triple H and company done enough already here tonight on SmackDown?

00:18:55Well, we're back on.

00:18:59More wedding gifts, King.

00:19:02That could be the only good thing about getting married.

00:19:05Hey, Tess is playing the new WrestleMania 2000 game.

00:19:09You could care less about those gifts, huh?

00:19:12Look at this.

00:19:12That's right.

00:19:13All right.

00:19:14Another stuffed animal.

00:19:16Your gift's waiting in the limo, so hop to it.

00:19:19Huh?

00:19:20Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:19:21No, no, no.

00:19:22It's freezing.

00:19:23It's freezing.

00:19:23I'll go get it.

00:19:24Stay here.

00:19:24Sure?

00:19:25Yeah, yeah.

00:19:26Sure? I don't want to interrupt your game.

00:19:28Don't worry.

00:19:29Better be better in a bowl.

00:19:30Oh.

00:19:36What could the gift be waiting for him outside?

00:19:40Oh, toaster, I guess.

00:19:41That's the tip of a wedding gift.

00:19:43Yeah.

00:19:45Toaster on wheels.

00:19:46That's it.

00:19:46I guarantee you.

00:19:48Come on, let's face it.

00:19:51It's probably from Big Daddy Vince.

00:19:55Probably a brand new car, brand new limousine or something like that.

00:19:59That'd be some wedding gift, huh?

00:20:01Yeah, wouldn't it?

00:20:02Must be nice.

00:20:06Of course, folks, the wedding right around the corner.

00:20:09Wait a minute.

00:20:10Look at this.

00:20:11Who is that?

00:20:12That's Mr. Overless.

00:20:13Yes.

00:20:14Mr. Ash attacking Test and there's Triple H.

00:20:17How do you think you're gonna put this?

00:20:21DX's ambush, Test in the parking lot.

00:20:24You knew something like this was gonna happen.

00:20:26My God.

00:20:27DX's fucking Test.

00:20:31Look out.

00:20:31This is an all out assault on Test.

00:20:33DX set Test off.

00:20:35I knew this was gonna happen.

00:20:37You can't mess with DX.

00:20:39Man.

00:20:42DX set Test up.

00:20:43Yeah, Test, Vince McMahon's future son-in-law.

00:20:46Come on.

00:20:47It's a four on one of mugging in the parking lot here in Cincinnati.

00:20:52Look at this.

00:20:52What are they doing now?

00:20:53We've seen this before.

00:20:59Test is locked in the truck of that car.

00:21:03What else, Billy Gunn?

00:21:04What else is he going?

00:21:07Happy anniversary.

00:21:08Happy anniversary.

00:21:09Happy anniversary.

00:21:12What a rush.

00:21:13My gosh, I wonder Stephanie saw this.

00:21:15Let me tell you something, Michael.

00:21:16This is another message.

00:21:18Message to Vince McMahon.

00:21:19We don't want a new person.

00:21:22Boy.

00:21:22Get on the train.

00:21:26I'll tell you what, King.

00:21:28DX has really upped the ante here tonight.

00:21:31First they attacked McMahon's exultiates Patterson and Briscoe,

00:21:34and now McMahon's soon-to-be son-in-law test.

00:21:37I can't believe what we just saw, but I'll tell you what.

00:21:41This is the only thing that could take my mind of what we just saw.

00:21:45And now The Godfather's getting booed like Kurt Angle.

00:21:47Well, you know why he's getting booed?

00:21:49Why?

00:21:49Cuz here come the chairs.

00:21:50The ladies are in the house, finally.

00:21:53They thought The Godfather had forgotten the hose?

00:21:56No way!

00:21:59You know what he says, King?

00:22:00It ain't easy.

00:22:00The following contest is scheduled for one fall,

00:22:03and it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.

00:22:08Introducing Mark the Challenger from the Red Light District,

00:22:11weighing in at 320 pounds, The Godfather.

00:22:17Baby, Michael.

00:22:19Yes, right there, that one, right there.

00:22:21Well, it ain't easy, but it looks like fun.

00:22:23I think I wanna see if I can get the Memphis franchise for this.

00:22:27But I just fell in love right there, and I'm glad that love is blind,

00:22:30cuz that way you can feel your way around.

00:22:33The Godfather is fun-loving, and he likes to have a laugh,

00:22:36and they're enjoying him here in Cincinnati on SmackDown.

00:22:46That one, right?

00:22:47Yeah, it goes.

00:22:52Get the one in the black skirts to come over here.

00:22:55Maybe she can sit on my lap.

00:22:57And here's opponent from Manchester, England,

00:22:59weighing in at 250 pounds.

00:23:02He's the World Wrestling Federation European Champion,

00:23:06the British Bulldog!

00:23:09So the European title on the line tonight,

00:23:12the Bulldog against The Godfather.

00:23:14I cannot believe King DX has struck again.

00:23:17In fact, they kidnapped Test Room in a truck of a car,

00:23:20and Billy Gunn took off somewhere with him.

00:23:22Have you found out if Stephanie saw that or not?

00:23:25I'm sure.

00:23:26Now do you know that's happened?

00:23:27I am not sure.

00:23:28Keep worrying back there.

00:23:29What are you doing?

00:23:31The Bulldog against The Godfather.

00:23:33We're on SmackDown.

00:23:36Don't come over that rail, pal.

00:23:38Not only will you get arrested,

00:23:40you can smash the smithereens and the bulldog.

00:23:45Hey.

00:23:46You know, last time I tried to do the right thing,

00:23:49and I offered you these hoes,

00:23:51I turned my back and you jumped me.

00:23:54I remember that.

00:23:55He did.

00:23:58Okay.

00:23:58Well, listen up.

00:24:00There's gonna be a spank at the night.

00:24:02It's when you go back to your hotel room,

00:24:04you gonna be spanking your monkey!

00:24:07I mean, no!

00:24:09And here we go.

00:24:10Godfather right hands to the Bulldog.

00:24:12European title on the line in this one.

00:24:14Alfred Bulldog, no hope!

00:24:16Bulldog whipped across the corner.

00:24:17Here we go again.

00:24:18And Godfather follows it up with a big clothesline.

00:24:21And the Godfather follows it up with a leg drop as the Bulldog rolls out of the way.

00:24:26What a night already on SmackDown,

00:24:28DX has really taken this issue with Vince McMahon to a new level.

00:24:32Not only have Mr. McMahon's associates, Patterson and Frisco, been attacked,

00:24:36but now Tess, Mr. McMahon's soon-to-be son-in-law, has been kidnapped,

00:24:40first assaulted and then tossed in the truck of a car by D-Generation X.

00:24:44Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:24:45Now, that's a pretty heavy thing to say about kidnapping.

00:24:47Uh-oh, look at this!

00:24:48Well, what else would you call him?

00:24:50As the Mean Street Posse, the Bulldogs' new running buddies,

00:24:53make their way down to the ring.

00:24:54And this can't be good news for the Godfather.

00:24:56Now, you can't say the word kidnapped.

00:24:58I'd just say he went for a, maybe an-

00:25:00A join ride?

00:25:01Unwanted ride.

00:25:02Hey, look at this!

00:25:02Look at this!

00:25:03We got money changing hands.

00:25:05Little transaction for Joey Abs, Rodney, and Gas, and the Posse.

00:25:08And then a table dance without the table.

00:25:10What about it?

00:25:12Godfather with a boot to the face and a clothesline to the Bulldog.

00:25:17I'm gonna tell you something.

00:25:18I don't think the Godfather's gonna be too happy about this,

00:25:20because he didn't authorize these dances.

00:25:22These girls are freelancing.

00:25:24Look at Pete Gass enjoying himself.

00:25:27Man!

00:25:28Yeah, look at this.

00:25:28I knew this was gonna happen.

00:25:29What's up?

00:25:30Yeah, Godfather checking it out, and he's gonna go, uh,

00:25:32see what's going on.

00:25:34He's gotta take care of business.

00:25:35Hey!

00:25:37What is this?

00:25:37There's an idiot.

00:25:38There's an idiot again.

00:25:39That's a goof.

00:25:41Can he distract to the Godfather again?

00:25:43Oh my!

00:25:44And Pete Gass with a clothesline.

00:25:47Look at this!

00:25:48And security now has a hold of that fan as the Posse are doing a number on the Godfather.

00:25:53Rodney from the apron with a splash.

00:25:56Hey, Riff, how about turning around?

00:26:00Well, that overzealous fan once again has been escorted from the area, King.

00:26:05Escorted, he needs to be put under the jail.

00:26:07Well, yeah, I'm sure he'll be taken care of.

00:26:09Look at this!

00:26:11British Bulldog slams the Godfather down, hooks the leg, and retains the European Championship.

00:26:18I can't believe the girls were doing business on their own.

00:26:21They're winning the business for themselves.

00:26:23And now look at the British Bulldog.

00:26:28Well, King again, that overzealous fan playing games with the Godfather.

00:26:31The Godfather distracted the Posse three-on-one against him, and the Bulldog distracted the referee.

00:26:37And the Posse took the cheese back!

00:26:39And the Bulldog picks up the victory, retaining the European title.

00:26:44We gotta take another look at that fan getting in the way here.

00:26:47Well, let's get it straight.

00:26:48This guy's not a fan.

00:26:50He's an idiot.

00:26:53And here's the Posse attack after the fan distracted the Godfather.

00:26:57Fake Ass, Rodney, and Joey Ass get a number on the Godfather.

00:27:03It's three-on-one by the Posse.

00:27:07You better back your ass!

00:27:10I'm calling the cops!

00:27:12I don't care.

00:27:12I can't do it!

00:27:13The authorities are gonna do it.

00:27:16What are we doing?

00:27:17We're doing it!

00:27:19We're doing it!

00:27:21We're doing it!

00:27:22No!

00:27:23Get out of here!

00:27:23I'm calling the cops!

00:27:25I'm calling the cops!

00:27:27You better keep her off me, or I'll beat her ass too!

00:27:32And now, the WWF Boot of the Week, brought to you by Luggs.

00:27:37Tough boots built for the city.

00:27:39That's Luggs.

00:27:41No!

00:27:41Pete, what is Pete Gass thinking?

00:27:43He was trying to make the save!

00:27:44My!

00:27:45500-pound toe slam that Joey Ass in.

00:27:49What a toe slam!

00:27:50Haunting velocity, unbelievable elevation.

00:27:53And if this guy in the Big Show gets his mind right there,

00:27:56I don't know who could beat him.

00:27:57That was the WWF Boot of the Week, brought to you by Luggs.

00:28:01Boots and jeans with Attitude.

00:28:04Luggs, decide and conquer.

00:28:07Hey, Pete.

00:28:09Hey, Tori, what's up?

00:28:11You looking good, man.

00:28:13Man, you looking real good, man.

00:28:16Yes.

00:28:16Hey, listen, I heard what that little punk X-Pac did to you.

00:28:20Baby Visceral would never hurt a single hair on that pretty body of yours.

00:28:24Hey, listen, you see X-Pac over there?

00:28:27Now, see, he's a little guy.

00:28:29But me, I'm a big guy.

00:28:34You know?

00:28:36Well, there's Kane.

00:28:39Tori's both can't take an exception to the fact that Visceral made a pass on her.

00:28:44What's up with this?

00:28:45Come on, look.

00:28:46Can't you even talk to her?

00:28:49I think Big Vis is messing with a long woman.

00:28:52And he just gave her some compliments.

00:28:55He made a pass at her compliment.

00:28:58Following Johnson, he can go for one fall,

00:29:01and it is for the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

00:29:05Introducing first of the challenger being accompanied by Crash Holly,

00:29:11Fromopia, Alabama.

00:29:12He weighs in at allegedly well over 400 pounds,

00:29:18Hardcore Holly!

00:29:20What a tremendous opportunity for Hardcore Holly.

00:29:23WWF title is on the line here on SmackDown.

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00:29:54Oh, yeah.

00:30:00The Big Show is the WWF champion.

00:30:05And with the winning, 500 pounds is the World Wrestling Federation champion,

00:30:13The Big Show.

00:30:15And Hardcore Holly put the fan mouth on him.

00:30:18On the Big Show, 7'2", 500 pounds.

00:30:20He won the World Wrestling Federation Championship and Survivor Series.

00:30:24But, King, based on what we've already seen here tonight.

00:30:27D-Generation X attacking Pat Patterson and Jerry Crisco.

00:30:31Attacking and then kidnapping Mr. McMahon, soon to be Son of Law Tech.

00:30:35And then the Stephanie McMahon jumping on Triple H after an argument in the back.

00:30:41Hardcore Holly may actually have a chance to win this thing tonight.

00:30:44By hook or by hook, he can pull it off.

00:30:46Well, let's just, let's just, as long as you're recapping things, let's explain why the Big Show is the WWF

00:30:52champion right now.

00:30:54Because Vince McMahon screwed Triple H at Survivor Series.

00:30:58And that's what Triple H meant when he said that Vince McMahon is making this extremely personal.

00:31:04And the champion of the Big Show hammering away on Hardcore Holly.

00:31:07You know, a little bit later on in SmackDown King, we're gonna update on the ongoing investigation into that hit

00:31:13and run accident on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:31:17Well, you're right, investigators are still working and trying to find out exactly who was driving the car that ran

00:31:24down Steve Austin at Survivor Series.

00:31:26And I certainly have my opinion as to who was driving that car.

00:31:30Well, investigators have termed it attempted vehicular homicide.

00:31:33Look at this, look at this.

00:31:34And look at this, Crash Holly now.

00:31:36What is it doing?

00:31:37And the Big Show, one hand each, knocking the Holly cousins down.

00:31:41And Hardcore Holly is gonna pay for that double team with a boot to the midsection.

00:31:45I don't understand why anybody would ever want to infuriate this guy.

00:31:49Hey, Crash, what are you doing?

00:31:51Look at this.

00:31:53A Holly sandwich coming up.

00:31:55And the Big Show's a mustard.

00:31:57Man.

00:31:59He needs, again, a quarter of a ton into the Holly cousins.

00:32:04These Hollies must not have super heavyweight brains to do this.

00:32:08Okay, we understand that Vince McMahon has called the police and police officers are on their way to the arena.

00:32:16Vince called the cops after DX basically kidnapped.

00:32:21Test.

00:32:21Chokeslam time.

00:32:22Pleasant ride.

00:32:23Man.

00:32:24The champion claps Hardcore Holly.

00:32:27Look at this.

00:32:27And Crash from behind still can't break up the three count.

00:32:31And the Big Show remains champion.

00:32:33Look at the Big Show.

00:32:34He just got right up with that super heavyweight on his back like he was a fly.

00:32:38What?

00:32:39Well, the Big Show knocked him off like a fly.

00:32:42Call him the fly swatter.

00:32:43Crash.

00:32:45And Crash is gonna go for a major league ride.

00:32:50One arm by the Big Show.

00:32:52The Big Show's hand is as big as Crash's hand.

00:32:56Look at that.

00:32:57Hey, the Boss Man, the number one contender for the WWF title,

00:33:01is assaulting the champion with a nightstick.

00:33:04The Boss Man.

00:33:06I think I heard the Big Show's ribs cracked and now his head got cracked.

00:33:10Well, the Boss Man, the number one contender after defeating The Rock,

00:33:13thanks to Prince Albert on Raw, but what a cowardly hit and run attack by the Boss Man.

00:33:19Uh-oh, look out.

00:33:20A blind side attack by the Boss Man on the Big Show.

00:33:24Wait a minute, be careful how you talk about the Boss Man.

00:33:26He's the number one contender for the WWF title.

00:33:28Yeah, but he's gotta beat The Rock a bit later on tonight here on SmackDown.

00:33:32Wait a minute.

00:33:33What's this?

00:33:35Get him inside, get him inside.

00:33:39Fine, fine, fine.

00:33:40You guys help me.

00:33:40All right, come on, help me.

00:33:41We'll get Shane off.

00:33:42Come over here.

00:33:43Come on.

00:33:44Come on, guys.

00:33:46You're not fine.

00:33:46Jesus.

00:33:47They broke it again.

00:33:48Come on, let's go inside.

00:33:50All right.

00:33:50Let me get you going.

00:33:52Come on, at least we got him back.

00:33:53Watch yourself.

00:33:54We got him back.

00:33:59Look at your face, man.

00:34:01I can't believe this.

00:34:03I don't know.

00:34:03I think he needs to go to the hospital.

00:34:05What if I didn't get it?

00:34:06I'm fine.

00:34:06There's no way I'm going to the hospital.

00:34:07I don't give those pricks any satisfaction.

00:34:09Jesus.

00:34:10He's so stubborn.

00:34:11It's fine.

00:34:11Don't worry.

00:34:12I'm gonna get security to make sure this doesn't happen anymore, ever.

00:34:16Much less tonight.

00:34:17Let me see.

00:34:19I think it's all right.

00:34:20Just clean it up.

00:34:21It'll be fine.

00:34:21Clean it up.

00:34:21Just clean it up.

00:34:22It'll be fine.

00:34:23Well, Michael, the fans may be all back together again, but I just got a feeling they haven't

00:34:28weathered the storm yet tonight.

00:34:30Well, speaking about weather and storms, here comes the big mess.

00:34:33Tori contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:34:36Making his weather anyway to that 497 pounds, Viscera.

00:34:43Well, a little bit earlier on tonight on SmackDown King, Viscera decided to mess around with the wrong man's woman.

00:34:48He made a pass, an inappropriate pass, and Tori and Kane took exception to it.

00:34:53Come on.

00:34:54What do you mean-

00:34:55Solve!

00:34:56Solve!

00:34:57It's all right.

00:34:59Hey!

00:35:00Hey!

00:35:02Hey!

00:35:03Hey!

00:35:03Look out.

00:35:05What Viscera did, King, extremely inappropriate.

00:35:08I mean, he made a pass.

00:35:09Why was it inappropriate?

00:35:10He stuck his tongue out at her.

00:35:12Is that any way you treat a lady?

00:35:13Oh, big deal.

00:35:13He gave her a couple of compliments, and then he was sort of bragging.

00:35:16I mean, let's take a look at Viscera.

00:35:18He's a big guy.

00:35:20He's physically well endowed.

00:35:22How do you know?

00:35:23He just said it.

00:35:24Uh-oh.

00:35:27I also know that this guy that's supposed to come out here right now is not physically well endowed.

00:35:32What about that, Michael Cole?

00:35:35You heard that from X-Pac, right?

00:35:38And I don't consider X-Pac a reliable source.

00:35:40Bring a company to the ring by Tori.

00:35:42He weighs in at 326 pounds, Kane!

00:35:47So Kane sets a take on Viscera.

00:35:49Hey, wait, what's this now?

00:35:52Tori basically probably telling him good luck, I'd imagine.

00:35:54And I think Kane just is having Tori stay back for her own safety.

00:35:59Keeping Tori out of harm's way.

00:36:00Folks, wishing you could be here with us tonight for what's been a wild ride on SmackDown.

00:36:04Nothing like experiencing the WWF Live.

00:36:07You get the opportunity Monday in Buffalo, and also Tuesday.

00:36:11TV cameras, all the superstars will be in Rochester.

00:36:15I can't wait to be in Rochester.

00:36:16One of my favorite, all-time favorite cities, Michael.

00:36:20They love the puppies up in Rochester.

00:36:21Oh, yeah?

00:36:23They like the puppies everywhere.

00:36:24Oh, man!

00:36:26Wow!

00:36:26They knocked the referee down!

00:36:28Oh, look at this!

00:36:29And the 500-pound Viscera.

00:36:32And here's Kane with the right hand.

00:36:34You know, you're talking about X-Pac.

00:36:36X-Pac told you all this stuff about Kane and Tori as Viscera's drop kick through the second row.

00:36:41I mean, after what DX has done tonight, I can't believe a thing that they say.

00:36:45Oh, you can believe X-Pac.

00:36:45And look at this.

00:36:46You know what I just noticed?

00:36:47Look, Kane dressed in red and black.

00:36:49Now, look back there, Tori.

00:36:50Yeah?

00:36:51She's in red and black, like a little cheerleader.

00:36:53She's the captain of the cheerleading squad.

00:36:55Why don't we have Kane come over here?

00:36:57And you're gonna explain to him what you think about all this.

00:36:59That's about to make me puke.

00:37:00Big red machine whipped into the post.

00:37:02I'll tell you first.

00:37:03If you don't watch it, I'll tell you exactly some of the things that X-Pac told me about.

00:37:07Oh!

00:37:07Samoan drop outside the ring, and Kane, his back thudding off that concrete under the mat.

00:37:13Now, wait a minute.

00:37:14Here comes Stand By Your Man.

00:37:17What does she think she is?

00:37:18Tammy Wynette?

00:37:20Coming to check on Kane.

00:37:21Yeah.

00:37:22Lay it out.

00:37:23Stay on your way.

00:37:24Uh-oh, wait a minute.

00:37:25This is not wise.

00:37:27Listen, listen.

00:37:28Huh?

00:37:28You wanna be a hoe?

00:37:30What?

00:37:32And you don't call that inappropriate?

00:37:34I think he's gonna kiss her.

00:37:35He just has Tori to be his hoe.

00:37:37She got a big tongue, too.

00:37:37Running down her throat.

00:37:39She'll like it.

00:37:40Yeah.

00:37:41Please.

00:37:42This is a stalking Tori.

00:37:44You got some good-looking eyes.

00:37:45Think of the fear she must be going through right now.

00:37:47Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:37:49Come on now.

00:37:50She's gotta like- Yeah, Big Vis better look up.

00:37:52And the big red machine now.

00:37:55Fury in his eyes, hammering away.

00:37:57Right hand to the face of Viscera.

00:37:58My gosh.

00:37:59Look out, Viscera for the ride into the post.

00:38:02All Viscera was doing was showing Tori a gold tooth.

00:38:04Kane, the age old adage, you don't mess with another man's woman.

00:38:08You don't.

00:38:09Kane, top rope.

00:38:11Look out.

00:38:12My, 315 pounds, slamming down.

00:38:15The 500 pounder thundering off the mat.

00:38:17He flipped Viscera like a cheese omelet.

00:38:19Did you see that?

00:38:19Yeah, Viscera may be going for a ride.

00:38:21No way.

00:38:22Kane's setting him up.

00:38:22No way.

00:38:23Will Kane be able to chokeslam the 500 pounder?

00:38:26No way.

00:38:26Look at that by Kane.

00:38:28What power, what strength.

00:38:31No, I can't.

00:38:32The big red machine wins.

00:38:35Well, I knew we could do it, but.

00:38:36Here's your turn.

00:38:38Kane.

00:38:40Love works in strange ways.

00:38:44Well, I'll tell you, Kane may have rose to the occasion there in the ring, but

00:38:48I don't think he'll be able to rise to the occasion.

00:38:50When he and Tori get back to the-

00:38:52Stop.

00:38:53What?

00:38:54Kane picks up the victory over Viscera.

00:38:56A chokeslam of the 500 pounder by the big red machine.

00:39:03Great.

00:39:04And what's he laughing about?

00:39:07Listen, listen, listen.

00:39:14Hey, what the hell are you doing?

00:39:15Hey, relax, relax.

00:39:17Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:39:17Hold on, hold on.

00:39:17What the hell are you doing?

00:39:18I'm here.

00:39:19This has gone way too far.

00:39:20All right?

00:39:21I'm here to bury the hatchet now.

00:39:23I'm here to apologize for what Billy did the test.

00:39:26Just to show you that we're serious about this.

00:39:28I've got a little wedding gift.

00:39:30I'll take two of them, so here you go.

00:39:37Hey!

00:39:38The catcher's mask!

00:39:40Ha!

00:39:40For test nose!

00:39:44Look, officer, I've answered all of your questions.

00:39:47And, yes, I understand this is a very important investigation, but I'm suggesting to you that

00:39:52if you have more questions that you contact my attorney, Jerry Lawler.

00:39:57Let me tell you about Jerry Lawler, officer.

00:39:59Jerry Lawler is a first-class, restaurant-quality ass.

00:40:05That's ass with two S's.

00:40:08Well, thank you for your time.

00:40:09Goodbye.

00:40:11King Ned.

00:40:11What did he say?

00:40:12That's ass with two S's.

00:40:15Oh, I may be an ass, but I'll tell you what, JR is a suspect.

00:40:19His face has perpetrator written all over it.

00:40:21I'm not saying he was driving the car, but I'll tell you something.

00:40:24He knows more than he's saying.

00:40:26I'll tell you, this is all about Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the investigation into Sunday's hit-and-run attack

00:40:32on Stone Cold is continuing.

00:40:34It all began at Survivor Series when D-Generation Explored Stone Cold Steve Austin out into the parking lot.

00:40:40We're gonna show you now again what happened this past Sunday.

00:40:44Right.

00:40:45Stone Cold was lured out into the parking lot.

00:40:48Now, keep in mind, police officers have deemed this attempted vehicular homicide.

00:40:53Well, what else could you call it?

00:40:54Of course, he was out there chasing Triple H, and look at this car, comes from nowhere, and runs right

00:41:01over Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:41:03I'm telling you, I see a black hat in there.

00:41:05Oh, come on now.

00:41:06We know that car was Rock's rental car.

00:41:09The Rock reported his car stolen earlier in the day on Sunday at Survivor Series.

00:41:14Stone Cold Steve Austin suffered severe trauma to the head, the neck, and the back in that accident.

00:41:20Wait a minute.

00:41:21I never thought I'd ever have to do this.

00:41:23I want you guys to stand guard here.

00:41:25I want one here.

00:41:26Yes, sir.

00:41:27Okay.

00:41:28Two of you guys here.

00:41:29No one, no one comes in this door unless their last name is McMahon.

00:41:35Yes, sir.

00:41:36Got it?

00:41:36Yes, sir.

00:41:37All right.

00:41:41Okay, Vince is positioned police officers outside his office.

00:41:45Well, that's the only way he's gonna be safe tonight.

00:41:48Well, he's concerned about the well-being of his family, and do you blame him after everything D-Generation X

00:41:52has done tonight?

00:41:53The attack on his associates, Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe.

00:41:56And what we've got going on now is a hardcore championship match.

00:42:00Triple threat match for the World Wrestling Federation Women's Championship.

00:42:04No holds barred, falls count anywhere, and Jaclyn's hammering away on the champion Ivory.

00:42:09Hell yeah.

00:42:10Hardcore rules.

00:42:11That's important.

00:42:11The first participant with a broomstick to the back.

00:42:16And Luna again with a broom to the back of the head of the champion Ivory.

00:42:19Now Ivory, even though she's the champion, she doesn't have to be pinned to lose just the first person that

00:42:24scores a pinfall or gets a submission.

00:42:26It's gonna be the new WWF champion.

00:42:29Luna choking Ivory.

00:42:31Women's champion.

00:42:32Jaclyn from behind busting that broomstick over the back of Luna.

00:42:36We just showed you Stone Cold Steve Austin King, an update on his condition.

00:42:40We said he suffered severe trauma to the neck, the back, and of course the head.

00:42:44Oh my!

00:42:45Ivory with the mop.

00:42:46Stone Cold Steve Austin will be out of action indefinitely.

00:42:49Luna looks like she's wearing a mop on her head.

00:42:52Austin undergoing a battery of crucial tests as we speak.

00:42:57Uh-oh, here he goes.

00:42:58Stone Cold out of action indefinitely.

00:43:00But plenty of action here as Luna and Ivory head back into the crowd.

00:43:03And Jaclyn in hot pursuit.

00:43:06Everybody's going.

00:43:08Look out here.

00:43:10WWE winning championship on the line.

00:43:13Hardcore rules.

00:43:14And the champion Ivory, Luna's taking it to her.

00:43:17And Jaclyn.

00:43:19These girls are allowed to fight all over this arena.

00:43:22It falls count anywhere.

00:43:23Watch it, watch it.

00:43:24Ooh.

00:43:24Luna into that concrete wall.

00:43:27And Ivory, the champion, getting herself some.

00:43:29Where are they going now?

00:43:31I don't know, that may be the ladies dressing room.

00:43:35It is.

00:43:38Look out.

00:43:39Miss Kitty.

00:43:41They're battling it out in the women's locker room.

00:43:43Look out.

00:43:44Look out.

00:43:45They get the camera up.

00:43:47I don't think Miss Kitty's dressed.

00:43:48She's not.

00:43:51Now Luna and Jaclyn battling back out into the hall.

00:43:54Keep in mind it's a triple threat match.

00:43:56You don't have to pin the champion to win.

00:43:58If Luna can pin Jaclyn here, she's gonna win the women's title.

00:44:00Oh my, missed with that one.

00:44:02And Jaclyn now from behind.

00:44:05Where's Ivory?

00:44:10Ivory, she was not cold, I think.

00:44:12Back in the women's locker room.

00:44:13And look at Luna now.

00:44:15Is she gonna pin Jaclyn?

00:44:16Look out.

00:44:16There's Ivory.

00:44:17And the champ with that steel post to the back of Luna.

00:44:20They're out in the crowd.

00:44:21Concession area.

00:44:22The concession stand.

00:44:24Give me back the popcorn.

00:44:26You never know what you're gonna see when the World Wrestling Federation comes to town.

00:44:31The women's championship on the line in a triple threat hardcore match.

00:44:36Oh, Jaclyn.

00:44:38Ivory, the champion, knocked down.

00:44:40What Luna got?

00:44:42A box of popcorn.

00:44:44Hey, that's mine.

00:44:45That's mine.

00:44:46Hey, you know that salt can burn your eyes.

00:44:48Straws flying all over the place.

00:44:50Oh, they're dangerous too.

00:44:53Look at the crowd back there.

00:44:54They wanna get to the concession stand, but they're having a grand old time.

00:44:57You can put an eye out with a straw.

00:44:58Uh-oh.

00:44:59Now carbonation too.

00:45:01Oh, no.

00:45:02Blue to soda in the eyes.

00:45:05That was probably one of those deadly diet breaks too.

00:45:09Look out.

00:45:09That's a public restroom.

00:45:11Huh?

00:45:12That's a public restroom.

00:45:14Don't be smoking in there, girls.

00:45:15Jaclyn Ivory.

00:45:18Women's title on the line.

00:45:21Wait a minute.

00:45:22That's a men's room.

00:45:23That's a men's room.

00:45:25My gosh.

00:45:26Oh, man.

00:45:27Ivory tossed it in the urinal.

00:45:29Don't worry.

00:45:29Those guys are just hanging out in there.

00:45:31Oh, I hope they got good aim.

00:45:33Hey, don't forget to wash your hands, fellas.

00:45:36Oh.

00:45:37I'll tell you what, Ivory's gonna be peed off about this, isn't she?

00:45:39The women's champion shock.

00:45:42She might have seen something she liked.

00:45:45Yeah, the title's on the line here.

00:45:47She better get back in the game.

00:45:48The cameraman was knocked down.

00:45:51Hardcore rules.

00:45:52Luna Jaclyn Ivory for the women's title.

00:45:55Back out in the concession area.

00:45:57Wait a minute.

00:45:57What a wild ride on SmackDown.

00:46:00Here in Cincinnati.

00:46:02What do we got going now?

00:46:04Luna and Jaclyn, again, backstage area.

00:46:07The women's champion's Ivory, triple threat match.

00:46:10Hey, they're hurt.

00:46:11Look at that.

00:46:11Those .

00:46:12They're perfectly good pressure.

00:46:14Yeah, they're fresh.

00:46:15Oh.

00:46:16To the head of Luna, knocking her down.

00:46:18Balls count anywhere, keep in mind.

00:46:20One, two, three.

00:46:21There's two.

00:46:23Ivory retains the women's title.

00:46:25Poppin' fresh.

00:46:26Here's the winner.

00:46:28And still, World Wrestling Federation Women's Champion, Ivory.

00:46:34And Luna's lost it.

00:46:36She got taken out by a pretzel sheet.

00:46:39She never recovered from the men's restroom.

00:46:43Ivory retains the women's title.

00:46:46Women's champ.

00:46:47She's going out.

00:46:49What a match here on SmackDown.

00:46:52And the celebration continues into the arena.

00:46:56Well, you know, King Al Stowe has been extremely depressed in recent weeks

00:47:00over the banning of his action figure at Walmart.

00:47:03Right.

00:47:04Well, to cheer him up, you know what mankind did?

00:47:06Yes, I do.

00:47:07Took him on a vacation to Las Vegas.

00:47:09Unbelievable.

00:47:11Thanks a lot, buddy.

00:47:12Appreciate it.

00:47:12Have a nice day.

00:47:14We're here, Al.

00:47:15All right, man.

00:47:16Viva Las Vegas.

00:47:18As part of UPN's Vegas Invasion Weekend.

00:47:21That's why they pulled out all the stops and flew us first class.

00:47:24Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:47:25Hey.

00:47:26We flew us first class?

00:47:27Yeah.

00:47:27I was in 28C.

00:47:29I was backed by the crapper.

00:47:30I know. I saw you there.

00:47:31Hey, look at this guy to your lap.

00:47:32Look at the spot on his little face as we make you today.

00:47:35How's snow?

00:47:35Hey, hi.

00:47:36How you guys doing?

00:47:37Hey, we're hanging in.

00:47:37It doesn't matter how you're doing.

00:47:40Come on.

00:47:42Take him down.

00:47:42Who's your favorite wrestler, punk?

00:47:44Hey, man guy.

00:47:45Who is it?

00:47:46I can't hear you.

00:47:47Man guy.

00:47:48Look at that.

00:47:49Hey, how'd you get that?

00:47:50The hand of a lifetime.

00:47:51I've been dreaming about a hand like this, baby.

00:47:54You dream about your hand all the time.

00:47:56Shut up, Al.

00:47:57Because very soon, Mrs. Foley's little boy is about to go home with a lot of dollarinis.

00:48:03Finally, Gerda has come back to Las Vegas.

00:48:09It's him.

00:48:09Son of a...

00:48:10Let's get him.

00:48:11You're in a lot of trouble, young man.

00:48:14You jerk.

00:48:17Take him, Al.

00:48:18Hurt him.

00:48:19You ever get...

00:48:20Idiot threw away four aces while police officers stationed outside Vince McMahon's office.

00:48:25Vince is taking all necessary precautions to protect his family in the wake of DX threats.

00:48:33Hey, Al.

00:48:33What?

00:48:34We're pretty good friends, aren't we?

00:48:36Yeah.

00:48:37We're having fun on this vacation, aren't we?

00:48:39Yeah.

00:48:39We're hanging out here in the Copacabana Lounge.

00:48:41I'd like to point out the boys, the man, and tickling the ivories, Mr. Al Stone.

00:48:49Al usually tickles my ivory, if you know what I mean.

00:48:52You brought me out here to relax and have fun.

00:48:55Let's just have a good time.

00:48:55I'll tell you what.

00:48:56What?

00:48:56Let's have fun.

00:48:57Because you know what?

00:48:58No one's going to ruin my time during UPN Vegas Invasion, baby!

00:49:02Yeah!

00:49:02Know your role and shut your mouth!

00:49:07Oh, shit!

00:49:11Happy birthday!

00:49:13How are you?

00:49:15You guys want to go to a gentleman's club or something?

00:49:18I don't know if you noticed, but me and Al aren't exactly gentlemen.

00:49:20I don't know what you mean.

00:49:22Like a strip club.

00:49:23Female entertainment?

00:49:24I think we came here just to bum around and go out with a couple of piffly-faced geeks

00:49:28who want to exploit women.

00:49:30I think it's disgusting.

00:49:31Hey, but we'll buy it.

00:49:32Yeah.

00:49:33We're buying.

00:49:34We're buying.

00:49:34You're paying?

00:49:34Yeah.

00:49:35It's on us.

00:49:35What the hell?

00:49:38Our wives will never find out anyway.

00:49:40It's going to be great.

00:49:43Oh, yeah!

00:49:45Do we know how to party and get down?

00:49:47Yeah!

00:49:48Oh, let me see.

00:49:49I'm surprised with that shake.

00:49:51Oh!

00:49:52Come on.

00:49:52Here you go.

00:49:56Hey, there's plenty more where that came from.

00:49:59I would say so.

00:50:01We're going to be here a long time.

00:50:02Yeah, we are.

00:50:03We're going to...

00:50:04Oh!

00:50:05Yeah!

00:50:06Ow!

00:50:08That just got hit in the eye with a corner.

00:50:10Oh, dude, we have a great time.

00:50:11We had the best time.

00:50:12Did you forget all about your troubles?

00:50:14I've forgotten all about them.

00:50:15Let's do it all over again next year.

00:50:17Where are we going to go?

00:50:17I was thinking maybe the greater Niagara Falls area.

00:50:21Why?

00:50:21Oh, deep respect for things of nature.

00:50:24I heard across the border in Canada, they got them all nude there.

00:50:28We'll own that place.

00:50:29Yeah, baby.

00:50:30We'll definitely own that place.

00:50:32Hey, you know what?

00:50:33You think maybe you could ride in the back of the plane on the way home?

00:50:36Well, that's probably not going to happen.

00:50:39Did you see that?

00:50:40They were tipping those girls' quarters.

00:50:42They should have stayed at the top of that tower.

00:50:44Maybe that would have raised their IQs.

00:50:46What a couple of morons.

00:50:47That guy got one in the eye.

00:50:48But King, on a more serious note, Chris Jericho, Y2J has completely lost it.

00:50:53Humiliated, embarrassed after losing to China in Survivor Series.

00:50:56Even more humiliated after what happened on Raw this past Monday night.

00:51:00Wow.

00:51:01I believe I distinctly heard you say that if I beat you last night, you were going to have a

00:51:10sex change.

00:51:12Uh-oh.

00:51:13There goes the beard.

00:51:16Well, um, Nurse Kitty and I thought we'd help you get surgically started.

00:51:22Wow.

00:51:23No, no, no.

00:51:24He doesn't need those.

00:51:25I've got the trick for him.

00:51:27He needs these!

00:51:28Oh my gosh!

00:51:30These would be more your size, I guess.

00:51:32Well, King, during the match, Chyna and Kitty came down to ringside, distracting Y2J and actually helping Gangrel to pick

00:51:39up the victory over Chris Jericho.

00:51:42I'm telling you, they were actually throwing tampons into the ring.

00:51:46That was pretty traumatic for Y2J.

00:51:48Look at the crazed look on Chris Jericho's face.

00:51:51Well, Chris Jericho then took Chyna hostage, threatening her, telling Chyna to claim that Jericho was better than her.

00:51:59You do what you have to do.

00:52:05I guess you called my bluff.

00:52:08I guess you are the better one.

00:52:09I mean, I could never, I could never hit a defenseless person's hand.

00:52:13I guess you really are the better person I could never do that.

00:52:18Do that!

00:52:19What?

00:52:20Do that!

00:52:22Do that!

00:52:23Film it!

00:52:24Get that on tape!

00:52:29Help me!

00:52:32It's such a...

00:52:33Wow, he's sick.

00:52:35Well, I...

00:52:36I don't wanna give it all.

00:52:38I agree with that, but I mean, you know, sometimes when you go through a traumatic situation like Chris Jericho

00:52:43did, you, I mean, you snap.

00:52:44But you still can't pronounce it like that.

00:52:47I mean, you smashed Chyna's, well, it was her right thumb with a hammer, and then her thumb was just

00:52:52shattered.

00:52:53We can tell you, Chyna's undergone surgery this week to rebuild her shattered thumb.

00:52:59Some of the hands of Prince Jericho.

00:53:01You're right, trauma affects people in different ways, but totally, that was off the chart.

00:53:06That's my love.

00:53:08Sexual chocolate Mark Henry set for one-on-one action.

00:53:12He's got something to say.

00:53:14There's not many things that I hate, but one of those things is a woman beater.

00:53:21Uh-oh.

00:53:25Chyna and I have an illustrious past.

00:53:30Breaking her thumb means I'm kicking your ass.

00:53:35Well, King at one point, Mark Henry had a major crush on Chyna.

00:53:51And here comes Y2J, Chris Jericho.

00:53:55Set to go one-on-one with sexual chocolate Mark Henry here on SmackDown.

00:54:05I'm telling you, King, it's a good thing for Chris Jericho.

00:54:08We understand that Chyna is not going to press legal charges in that heinous attack from Monday Night on Raw.

00:54:14Can't press anything with that thumb.

00:54:16Mike Henry, I can't believe you would be so stupid as to stand up for that loser Chyna's honor.

00:54:26You're telling Mike Henry?

00:54:28All she had to do was admit to me that I was the better performer at Survivor Series.

00:54:36You lost.

00:54:37That I should be the Intercontinental Champion.

00:54:41You lost.

00:54:43You already said that.

00:54:44But she didn't.

00:54:45And now, well, let's just say she won't be doing any hitchhiking anytime soon.

00:54:52Yeah, it's real funny.

00:54:54We're trying to look on the bright side.

00:54:56At least now when you go to the manicurist, you can get that no thumb discount.

00:55:01So much for an apology.

00:55:03But most importantly of all, now you know who the better man really is.

00:55:14Who the better man is?

00:55:16What do you mean by that?

00:55:17You know what he meant.

00:55:19So it's Y2J Chris Jericho going to work on the near 400 pound Mark Henry sexual chocolate.

00:55:27He's doing it.

00:55:29He's doing that all right.

00:55:30He's slapping his face.

00:55:31This issue between Vince and Triple H and DX has become extremely personal.

00:55:36But taken to a new level tonight.

00:55:38And speaking of level, Henry just leveled Chris Jericho.

00:55:42And speaking of Vince and Triple H, I know we're going to be in Rochester next week for SmackDown.

00:55:47But one of those two may not make it to Rochester.

00:55:49Oh, look at this!

00:55:50Oh, big event Tuesday though in Rochester.

00:55:53Full dog by Jericho on the sexual chocolate Mark Henry.

00:55:57Y2J second rope up over the top corner.

00:56:00Hooks the leg.

00:56:01Here's the cover.

00:56:02There's two.

00:56:02And three.

00:56:03Y2J with a big win over Mark Henry.

00:56:07Wow.

00:56:10Chris Jericho.

00:56:11Well, for tonight at least, Y2J has put his problems with Chyna behind him.

00:56:15And I guess that heinous attack on Chyna on Raw this past week has given Jericho new life in his

00:56:21mind.

00:56:22You make that sign.

00:56:23What sign?

00:56:24How's your thumb, Chyna?

00:56:26Please.

00:56:27You know how women are when they break a nail.

00:56:29Can't go anywhere.

00:56:33Uh-oh.

00:56:34Who the hell is this?

00:56:37What?

00:56:37Where was I?

00:56:39It's obvious that you don't know who you're talking to, boy.

00:56:42Don't you know the third commandment?

00:56:45What?

00:56:47Hello?

00:56:50Who?

00:56:52Who?

00:56:54What?

00:56:56Where?

00:56:58I don't even know how to drive.

00:57:06Well, the Dudley boys obviously talking to investigators as the Hayden Romney investigation continues.

00:57:12And they're in the New Age Outlaws.

00:57:13Billy Gunn and the Rope Dog defend the tag team titles next on SmackDown.

00:57:19Well, Rock, it's obvious that you must have revenge on your mind as you go against the Big Boss Man

00:57:24tonight.

00:57:41The Rock has come back to Cincinnati.

00:57:52Big Boss Man, The Rock says this.

00:57:55Last week, Monday Night Raw, did you beat The Rock?

00:57:58You're damn right you did.

00:57:59Did you beat The Rock by yourself?

00:58:01You're damn right you didn't, because you couldn't.

00:58:04It took not one but two to beat The Rock.

00:58:08And now, Boss Man, you are the number one contender for the WWF title.

00:58:30BOSS MAN, BOSS MAN, The Rock says that he knows in time he will be the WWF champion.

00:58:38And The Rock's people know that in due time, The Rock will be, without a shadow of a doubt, the

00:58:45best damn WWF champion there ever was.

00:58:55So, The Rock says, Boss Man, you can have your number one contender spot, because The Rock has a title

00:59:01in which he is very proud of.

00:59:04The Rock has a title in which you or no one else could ever, ever have.

00:59:09And that is the title of being the people's champion.

00:59:18So, Boss Man, having said that, tonight on SmackDown, The Rock's show, as sure as The Rock has, the recognized

00:59:27symbol of greatness, the Brahma Bull tattooed on his arm.

00:59:31And as sure as The Rock is gonna lay it, the smack it down on your candy ass.

00:59:57The Rock.

01:00:00If you smell

01:00:02Hello, what The Rock is cooking.

01:00:25Tonight on SmackDown,

01:00:26gang, Rock Boss Man, if it was anything like what we saw on Monday night,

01:00:30look out, it's not gonna be a pretty sight.

01:00:32Rock with ballistic on Boss Man and Prince Albert.

01:00:35He left him a bloody mess right in the middle of this very ring.

01:00:39Uh-oh.

01:00:40The following contest is scheduled for one fall and

01:00:43it is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship.

01:00:48The challengers being accompanied by Terry Reynolds from Cameron,

01:00:53North Carolina at a combined weight of 430 pounds.

01:00:58Matt and Jeff-

01:00:59Hardy boys with a great opportunity here and folks,

01:01:02MechWarrior 3 presents WWF Armageddon.

01:01:05MechWarrior 3 for PC CD-ROM.

01:01:08Let the battle begin.

01:01:13You didn't know?

01:01:16You have better call somebody!

01:01:22Well, I'll tell you one thing,

01:01:23this is a great opportunity for the Hardys and Terry Reynolds, but

01:01:27they got their work cut out for it, Michael.

01:01:30These guys are, without a doubt, probably the greatest tag team championship in WWE history.

01:01:36Cincinnati!

01:01:37You damn right!

01:01:38Probably, without a doubt, probably.

01:01:39You see, it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-Double-G.

01:01:48Rollin' once again, with that B-A-Double-D-C.

01:01:57They are five-time World Wrestling Federation champions.

01:02:01They took Tag Team earlier tonight on a little unwanted ride.

01:02:05They've attacked the entire McMahon family, and people are still holding up signs that

01:02:09says, we love DX.

01:02:11The Outlaws against the Hardys, Tag Team Titles on the line.

01:02:15Should be a great one here on SmackDown.

01:02:17Yeah, I bet Billy Gunn's real proud of himself.

01:02:19Breaking Tess's nose last week on SmackDown.

01:02:21Little funny nose never hurt anybody.

01:02:23Tonight, shoving him in the back of a truck of a car.

01:02:26Come on.

01:02:27They gave him a catcher's mask.

01:02:31It's a nice wedding gift.

01:02:32Yeah.

01:02:35Uh-oh.

01:02:37I think Road Dogg's gonna talk about She Isn't It.

01:02:40Cincinnati!

01:02:42Welcome to the Dog House!

01:02:46Down in Cleveland.

01:02:49Where you know those New Age Outlaws always like to kick that shit out.

01:02:53Isn't it, Doggy style!

01:02:56There it is!

01:02:57With the Hardy Boy's mama.

01:02:59Uh-oh.

01:03:00And the Outlaws go to work on the Hardys.

01:03:02This is gonna be a good one.

01:03:03Tag Team Titles on the line.

01:03:05Road Dogg working on Matt Hardy, and it's Mr. Ass on Jeff Hardy tossing him out of the ring.

01:03:11Outlaws five-time World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, Hardy Boy's former tag champs as well.

01:03:17You know, Terry must have worked some magic to get this tag team opportunity for her boys, Matt and Jeff.

01:03:23What are you saying?

01:03:24Tremendous balance by Matt.

01:03:26Jeff Hardy from behind.

01:03:27Matt with a tremendous.

01:03:29Man, look at Road Dogg outside the ring with Jeff up over the top.

01:03:32Matt caught him.

01:03:34Wow.

01:03:35These Hardys can fly.

01:03:37They're impressive without a doubt, they're impressive.

01:03:43Looks like Mr. Ass might have got his nose hurt there.

01:03:49You hear that?

01:03:50Yeah, I heard it.

01:03:51The Outlaws going over strategy outside the ring.

01:03:54I'll tell you, ever since Terry took over this team of Matt and Jeff Hardy, they've been climbing the ladder

01:03:58to the top.

01:03:59Got this tag team title match signed for Matt and Jeff.

01:04:02She likes it on top.

01:04:03We've got to take another look at this, Road Dogg working on Jeff, and look at Matt up over the

01:04:06top.

01:04:07Wow.

01:04:10The only thing I don't like about the Hardys is they take too many chances.

01:04:14One of these days, it'll come back to haunt them, wait and see.

01:04:16Yeah, D-Generation X takes too many chances, a lot of chances tonight.

01:04:20All the attacks on Mr. McMahon's associates, his soon-to-be son-in-law test.

01:04:24Vince McMahon has cops positioned outside his office to protect his family.

01:04:28And Road Dogg now with the left hands, with this out, Paul going to work on Jeff Hardy.

01:04:33What a bit of shake, rattle, and roll for the champ.

01:04:36Vince said on Raw that he thinks that Mr. Ass was driving the car, that ran down Steve Austin.

01:04:42He was the only DX member unaccounted for at the time of the accident.

01:04:45His plane was delayed.

01:04:46Or the attack, no accident, attack.

01:04:48We checked the records, he was on a flight that got delayed.

01:04:51You're not careful, I may stooge him off about you too, Michael.

01:04:54What did I do?

01:04:57Wouldn't you like to know?

01:04:58Party flies through the air, double knockdown of both Mr. Ass and Road Dogg.

01:05:02I know what you did last Sunday.

01:05:03Man, yeah, I was doing interviews backstage at Survivor Series.

01:05:07Just like Jim Ross was sitting out here with you doing play by play, he couldn't have been involved in.

01:05:11I didn't say, couldn't have been involved?

01:05:14Not at all, he was out here with you.

01:05:16He's unstable, Michael.

01:05:18You don't remember that time he came out here and set up a table right in front of you and

01:05:21I?

01:05:21And here's Matt Hardy now, tag off Jeff Hardy and Matt going to work with the right hand.

01:05:24Tag team titles on the line and Matt Hardy is cooking on all cylinders.

01:05:28Road Dogg whipped into the ropes and what an elbow by Matt Hardy.

01:05:32Matt Hardy taking advantage of Mr. Ass here.

01:05:34Big back body drop, Mr. Ass flying through the air.

01:05:37How do you cook on cylinders?

01:05:40Cylinders have something to do with a car right now.

01:05:41It's an expression.

01:05:42And Jeff Hardy.

01:05:44He's making an expression.

01:05:45Matt, boot to the face of the Road Dogg.

01:05:48And here's another one, referee on the way.

01:05:50And Jeff Hardy inadvertently knocked down referee Timmy White.

01:05:53Too many chances, too many chances.

01:05:55And Matt Hardy and Mr. Ass outside the ring.

01:06:00Right hand hammering away, and there's another one.

01:06:03What's he doing?

01:06:04And look out now, incoming, Jeff Hardy off the barricade, flattened Mr. Ass.

01:06:12I think, you know what, I think the Hardys may win the tag team titles here.

01:06:16I can't believe it.

01:06:17I think the Outlaws are in deep trouble.

01:06:19Referee's been knocked down, however.

01:06:22Road Dogg, flipped down by Jeff.

01:06:26He caught the dog, and the Hardy boys in the midst of pulling a huge upset.

01:06:30I'm just thinking about the celebration that Terry's gonna have if they do pull up the upset.

01:06:35Look at this double team, King.

01:06:36Not all that'll be pulled up.

01:06:38Stanton Bomb, caught him in the sternum.

01:06:40It's over, this one's over.

01:06:42The Hardys can make the cover here.

01:06:45And they're gonna fly again.

01:06:47We've seen this before.

01:06:49They got it, one.

01:06:50We've seen this before by Matt and Jeff.

01:06:52Get your cameras ready.

01:06:54My.

01:06:56Double team on the Road Dogg.

01:06:58Terry, get around there, get the ref.

01:07:00Uh-oh, here we go.

01:07:01Matt rolls into the cover.

01:07:02Referee back into the ring, Timmy White.

01:07:05Wait a minute, that's the wall.

01:07:06Hey, it's X-Pac, it's X-Pac.

01:07:10X-Pac into the ring.

01:07:11Him kicked in the face of Matt.

01:07:14What a shot.

01:07:15Typical DX style, X-Pac coming from out of nowhere.

01:07:20X-Pac, too slow.

01:07:22Referee coming to, both men out in the middle of the ring.

01:07:25Matt Hardy's covered Road Dogg.

01:07:27Matt Hardy has the Road Dogg covered.

01:07:29There's one, there's two.

01:07:31What a slow count, come on, rap.

01:07:33And Mr. Ash just pulled the ref out of the ring.

01:07:36And look at X-Pac, taking advantage.

01:07:38X-Factor, X-Factor.

01:07:42And Road Dogg rolls into the cover after the X-Factor.

01:07:45What teamwork.

01:07:46The Outlaws are gonna steal this one.

01:07:48Teamwork.

01:07:48Well, machine.

01:07:50The Outlaws steal it from the Hardys.

01:07:52The Hardy boys have the Tag Team Titles won.

01:07:55Here are your winners, and still- Come over here, they can throw you.

01:08:00Tag Team Champions, the New Age Uplaw.

01:08:05Well, K1 tonight, last week on SmackDown, Arnold Schwarzenegger,

01:08:09star of the upcoming movie End of Days, had a grand old time here on UPA.

01:08:14Hey, thanks to me.

01:08:16So if you would, give a rousing WWF welcome to the greatest single box office attraction

01:08:24in the world today, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:08:31All right.

01:08:34They are on their feet in Baltimore.

01:08:37Arnold Schwarzenegger has invaded SmackDown.

01:08:39Now.

01:08:41Arnold, I have to ask you about SmackDown.

01:08:44Did you have a good time?

01:08:45Well, I think that it was a great idea for me to come and visit SmackDown.

01:08:51And it was fun from the time I got there and we did the interview and then hanging out backstage

01:08:59and talking to all the guys and then going out and receiving the belt, the world box office champion belt

01:09:08of the world.

01:09:09You know, that was terrific.

01:09:10Then to see the great enthusiasm of all the people and the screaming and the hollering.

01:09:16And it was also very nice that they showed the End of Days trailer to the audience, you know, and

01:09:21all that.

01:09:21And then also to get involved in a little bit of a problem on the end there, which was quite

01:09:27unexpected.

01:09:28But we took care of that.

01:09:30I mean, all of that was a lot of fun.

01:09:31Where's Arnold?

01:09:32Arnold, where are you going?

01:09:32Arnold, what are you doing?

01:09:33Wait, there's a chair!

01:09:37Arnold Schwarzenegger, he just handed off to the chair!

01:09:39Arnold Schwarzenegger, Triple H!

01:09:41What are you going to do?

01:09:42Wait a minute!

01:09:43Triple H!

01:09:44Swarzenegger!

01:09:45Swarzenegger leaving Triple H!

01:09:47Swarzenegger, hammering away on Triple H!

01:09:49Arnold Schwarzenegger just took out Triple H!

01:09:54Swarzenegger and Austin!

01:09:55What a night on SmackDown!

01:09:58So did you see that Arnold made an appearance on SmackDown?

01:10:02Well, no.

01:10:03I don't know what...

01:10:03I didn't see it, but I did hear a lot of talk about it and I heard that Arnold was

01:10:08attempted

01:10:08to kick ass there and trying to prove that, like, he was a big, tough guy.

01:10:12Well, thank you for sitting down with us, Arnold.

01:10:14Good luck with everything.

01:10:15Sit down, SmackDown.

01:10:17I mean, we have it all.

01:10:19Just think, maybe now, you know, with the Hollywood thing, we'll get you Rocky 6, Rocky 7.

01:10:24A real comedian, sir.

01:10:27Hey, Dad, you smell something burning?

01:10:32What do you mean?

01:10:33Oh.

01:10:35I smell something burning.

01:10:37This is television.

01:10:39I smell it, too.

01:10:41I smell it.

01:10:47We're back on SmackDown.

01:10:49What is this?

01:10:50Well, Vince McMahon's office, smoke is billying out of the office.

01:10:53That's Shane.

01:10:54Get down, get down, get down.

01:10:56And there's Tess.

01:11:00My God.

01:11:03Vince struggling his way out.

01:11:05What just happened?

01:11:08Stephanie!

01:11:10It's a fire in Vince's office.

01:11:11Fire in Vince's office.

01:11:12The police officers just said, call the fire department.

01:11:15I didn't see Stephanie come out.

01:11:17Vince saying the test made it out, but where the hell is Stephanie?

01:11:21The following contest is scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring being accompanied by Prince Albert.

01:11:29From Cobb County, Georgia, weighing in at 305 pounds, The Big Boss Man.

01:11:37You know, King, a very chaotic situation backstage, obviously Vince McMahon's office is on fire.

01:11:44Well, I'm sure we're gonna keep cameras back there and keep that situation monitored, but

01:11:49we saw everybody get out, except I didn't, did you see Stephanie get out of there?

01:11:52I didn't see Stephanie at all.

01:11:55Well, anyway, they have a fire in Vince's office.

01:11:59Well, The Big Boss Man steps and take on The Rock here one-on-one.

01:12:03You see the bandages on his forehead after that brutal attack by The Rock on Raw.

01:12:10If you smell, The Rock is coming.

01:12:17And is recorded, The Rock Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds, The World.

01:12:28Well, The Big Boss Man's the number one contender for the WWF Championship.

01:12:32He defeated The Rock on Raw Monday night, thanks to Prince Albert in that hardcore rules match.

01:12:37But after that match, King, we saw a side of The Rock I hope we never experience again.

01:12:43Well, I don't know why you'd say that.

01:12:46Just because he went completely wild.

01:12:48I mean, he was wild-eyed.

01:12:50He was pounding Prince Albert and Big Boss Man into the ground,

01:12:55busted both their heads wide open.

01:12:57Blood was everywhere.

01:12:58Why would you never want to see that again, Michael?

01:13:00We have to believe The Rock was completely frustrated over what's happened to him over this past week.

01:13:05Survivor Series, a triple threat match.

01:13:07He believes he should have been WWE Champion in Survivor Series.

01:13:10Then Prince Albert getting involved in the match, that hardcore match on Raw.

01:13:14Rock believes he should be the number one contender for the championship now.

01:13:18It's been a rough win for the Brahma Bull.

01:13:21Well, unfortunately for the Brahma Bull, this match is not for the number one contendership.

01:13:27I mean, Boss Man has got that right down inside that bulletproof vest he has now.

01:13:31And Rock wasting a little time going to work on The Big Boss Man.

01:13:34Right hands to the 300-pounder.

01:13:38The Brahma Bull who completely lost it after Raw went off a deep end as Boss Man slides out

01:13:43to catch himself a breather.

01:13:45And listen to these people, they love The Rock.

01:13:46They wanna see him lay the smack down.

01:13:49Rock's going out after Boss Man.

01:13:50Prince Albert's out there as well.

01:13:53The Boss Man's accomplice in crime.

01:13:56And I tell The Rock, you better be careful because if you look over here you'll see

01:13:59Prince Albert is holding that nightstick that belongs to the Boss Man.

01:14:03Forehead into the steel steps.

01:14:05Boss Man was cut wide open on Raw Monday night by The Rock.

01:14:10Look out.

01:14:10Boss Man tossed back into the ring.

01:14:12Brahma Bull all about business here tonight.

01:14:16I just heard that actually we still don't have confirmation that Stephanie made it out of

01:14:20the room that was filled with smoke and obviously a fire.

01:14:24Nobody's seen her.

01:14:25Vince McMahon's office, obviously a fire in there.

01:14:27We saw smoke billowing out.

01:14:29Shane McMahon, Vince McMahon test, climbing out, crawling out, gasping for breath.

01:14:36I thought maybe it was just an electrical short or something like that but

01:14:39obviously too much smoke for that.

01:14:41Definitely a fire.

01:14:42Look out.

01:14:43Boss Man face first at the hands of The Rock.

01:14:45Quickly back up, misses right hand.

01:14:47Look out, Rock.

01:14:48With a suplex.

01:14:50Here's the cover, hooks the leg.

01:14:51Two on The Boss Man and he gets the shoulder up before the three count.

01:14:55What a night.

01:14:57The Rock certainly wants to prove a point here but, I mean, I just don't see how The Rock

01:15:01is gonna be able to be successful.

01:15:03Boss Man's toughened up by himself but look, you got Prince Albert right here at ringside

01:15:06going for a power over.

01:15:08Look out.

01:15:08Back body drop.

01:15:10Well, we saw the example of that on Raw Monday Night King.

01:15:13Rock and Boss Man one-on-one but Prince Albert got involved helping the Boss Man

01:15:16pick up the victory.

01:15:17That's right, Prince Albert.

01:15:18Look at him, he's gotta be at least 6'7", 6'8", 350 pounds.

01:15:23Rock got the shoulder up before the count of three as Prince Albert looks on.

01:15:27Rock touchdown in the ring, right out here in front of us.

01:15:29Watch yourself, Rock.

01:15:29And look at Prince Albert taking advantage as the Boss Man distracts the ref.

01:15:33Another right hand by Prince Albert to The Rock.

01:15:36You hear the impact on that, Michael?

01:15:38Yeah, I heard the impact.

01:15:39The thud against the skull of the Brahma Bull.

01:15:43Again, I wish we'd get some sort of word of what's going on in Vince's office.

01:15:48Rock slammed by Boss Man.

01:15:50Get a wild bite on SmackDown.

01:15:54Boss Man climbing second rope, Rock to his feet.

01:15:57Boss Man kick to the midsection.

01:15:59Rock planted a DDT, rolls into the cover, hooks the leg to kick out.

01:16:05Wow.

01:16:06You know, I mean, I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but the old saying,

01:16:10where there's smoke, there's fire.

01:16:11We got a fire in Vince's dressing room.

01:16:13How do you think that got started, Michael?

01:16:16Well, I'm not gonna start going pointing fingers at anybody out here tonight.

01:16:19But I'll tell you what, look out.

01:16:22Boss Man countered the rock bottom with the elbow to the face.

01:16:25I mean, we've been saying, you know, what's been going on for the last hour and a half here.

01:16:29Wait, Nightstick.

01:16:30Boss Man missed.

01:16:31Rock cuts him with a rock bottom.

01:16:34Rock bottom hooks the leg.

01:16:36He got him.

01:16:37He got him.

01:16:38Picks up the win.

01:16:40And now Prince Albert into the ring.

01:16:42And Prince Albert with kicks to the midsection.

01:16:45Not letting Rock enjoy this victory.

01:16:47And here's the double team by Boss Man and Prince Albert.

01:16:50I'm gonna tell you, you had to know this was gonna happen.

01:16:53Boss Man is the number one contender.

01:16:55And that, hey, hey, wait a minute.

01:16:58It's the Big Show, the WWF Champion.

01:17:03Earlier in the night, it was Boss Man with a nightstick and a big attack on the show.

01:17:09Touchdown to Prince Albert.

01:17:12It was a super heavyweight.

01:17:14And here comes Crash and Hardcore Holly.

01:17:16What in the world are they doing?

01:17:17I don't know.

01:17:18And The Rock, Super Heavy Rock.

01:17:22And Hardcore takes a right hand.

01:17:24And Hardcore going for The Rock.

01:17:26Man.

01:17:29Wow.

01:17:32The Rock picks up the win.

01:17:34And he wins the battle after the war as well.

01:17:38The Big Show winner, The Rock.

01:17:44I'll tell you, Big Boss Man got his at the hands of The Rock.

01:17:48But The Boss Man is still the number one contender.

01:17:51And he got his in the hands of The Big Show.

01:17:53No, Big Show didn't get his hands on The Rock, man.

01:17:57The Rock picks up the win.

01:17:58Listen to the crowd on SmackDown.

01:18:03One, two, is this on?

01:18:05Well, we're back on SmackDown.

01:18:06And, well, that's Triple H's music.

01:18:08And King, I have no idea why he's coming out here.

01:18:11But I can tell you this.

01:18:12We learned during the commercial break that Stephanie McMahon is okay.

01:18:16She made it out of Vince McMahon's office from another exit.

01:18:19Of course, that smoke filling went out of the office.

01:18:22Apparently a fire was started inside.

01:18:24And the question now, King, is, was this man, Triple H,

01:18:29was D-Generation X responsible?

01:18:32I mean, hasn't Triple H and DX caused enough problems already here tonight?

01:18:37The attack of Pat Patterson and Gerald Briscoe, Mr. McMahon's loyal associates.

01:18:43The soon-to-be son-in-law, Mr. McMahon, tests the attack in the parking lot and

01:18:47tossed him in the back of a car that's breaking his nose again.

01:18:51Triple H has made it extremely personal.

01:18:54Wait a minute.

01:18:56I know DX, I know that SOV, Triple H, has something to do with this.

01:19:01But right now, I want you guys, security, stay with Shane.

01:19:05Test and step.

01:19:06Take him down the stairs to the parking lot, put him safely in the door.

01:19:12I got a little business to take care of.

01:19:14What are you doing?

01:19:14I'm going to finish this.

01:19:17Go do your thing, I'm going to do mine.

01:19:19If you're staying here, security's staying with you.

01:19:21Yeah, we'll be fine.

01:19:22Take the security.

01:19:24Watch Steph.

01:19:25Keep an eye on Steph.

01:19:26Stay with him.

01:19:27Okay.

01:19:27All right.

01:19:28Be careful, Dad.

01:19:30Come on.

01:19:31You know, you heard Vince McMahon.

01:19:33Vince McMahon believes Degeneration X was directly responsible for that fire in his office.

01:19:38That's what he just said.

01:19:39And I'm going to tell you something.

01:19:41Every time Triple H sees Vince, he's going to do something bad to him.

01:19:45I can assure you that.

01:19:45And then probably, if Triple H ever sees Arnold Schwarzenegger again, he'll kick Arnold's ass.

01:19:49Well, this whole thing started out as business.

01:19:53It was plain and simple business, that's it.

01:19:56I busted my ass to get what I wanted.

01:20:01I became the World Wrestling Federation Champion through guts, determination,

01:20:10hard work, blood, sweat, and tears, all mine.

01:20:15That's a fact.

01:20:16To become.

01:20:24I was the World Wrestling Federation Champion.

01:20:29He was.

01:20:31Key word was.

01:20:34But that burned a hole in Vince McMahon.

01:20:38It ate him alive.

01:20:40Because after all, you know, I wasn't one of Vince's boys.

01:20:45I did it on my own, without his help.

01:20:50And that burned his ass bad.

01:20:54So it came down to Survivor Series, where Vince McMahon screwed me.

01:21:07That's a fact again.

01:21:08Vince McMahon stole from me.

01:21:18Vince McMahon committed a crime against me personally.

01:21:28Personally.

01:21:31Which left me with no choice but to have DX get personal with Vince McMahon.

01:21:43So then what you have is what happened tonight.

01:21:49We got personal with Vince McMahon's whole damn family.

01:21:56Which leaves only one thing left to do.

01:22:01Uh oh.

01:22:07And that is for Vince McMahon to take the walk down to the ring.

01:22:18To get face to face with me.

01:22:20To stand man to man, eye to eye with me.

01:22:27And let me get personal with you.

01:22:31So Vince, get your ass out here now.

01:22:36Boy, here we go.

01:22:38The chairman of the World Wrestling Federation has been called out.

01:22:41And Vince, this is between you and me.

01:22:44You see, this is personal.

01:22:48So leave the police in the back and handle it like a man personally.

01:22:56Triple H has called out Vince McMahon.

01:22:58Without the police, I don't think that's gonna happen.

01:23:01To settle this thing once and for all.

01:23:03Uh-oh, wait a minute.

01:23:04He's gonna get his wish here.

01:23:06I suggest to bring the cops.

01:23:08All of them.

01:23:13Uh-oh, no cops.

01:23:14Here comes Vince alone.

01:23:18Vince apparently thinks he can handle this himself, King.

01:23:21And think about what Vince McMahon has been through this evening.

01:23:25The attack on his associates.

01:23:27The situation for the soon to be son-in-law.

01:23:30His son and his daughter trapped in that fire in his office.

01:23:34I mean, it's been an emotional evening for this man.

01:23:37And now he's gotta- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:23:38Don't go too far.

01:23:39You don't know that DX said anything.

01:23:40No, I didn't say that.

01:23:41But I said it's been an emotional evening for this man.

01:23:44Right, right.

01:23:44Everything that he's been through.

01:23:46And now he's gotta come out and face Triple H face to face.

01:23:48Don't make it worse than it is.

01:23:50Don't make it worse than it is.

01:23:51It's bad, all right.

01:24:00You can feel the tension in this ring.

01:24:02Uh-oh.

01:24:04Wait a minute.

01:24:05Wait a minute.

01:24:06Hold on, tough guy.

01:24:07Hold on.

01:24:07I knew you were gonna come in here all full of piss and vinegar.

01:24:10But if you touch me, I will sue your ass.

01:24:13Whoa, what?

01:24:18He'll sue Vince McMahon.

01:24:20I will sue you for every red cent you've got in those bulging pockets of yours, pal.

01:24:27The billionaire.

01:24:29Because I know what would happen.

01:24:31I would beat your weathered old bad hair having ass half to death in this ring.

01:24:42And tomorrow, I would be fired.

01:24:46Right.

01:24:47Right?

01:24:48That is right.

01:24:48Oh yeah.

01:24:49You'd fire my ass sure as a day is long.

01:24:52What is Vince doing?

01:24:53He's rolling his sleeves up.

01:24:53That's not gonna happen Vince.

01:24:55What I propose is we do it another way.

01:25:00You go back home.

01:25:02You go to the office.

01:25:04You get your high dollar lawyers you have that work so diligently for you at the office.

01:25:11Screwing everybody under the sun.

01:25:14You get those lawyers to draw up some papers.

01:25:18That state at a specified date you and I will meet face to face in this very ring.

01:25:28What?

01:25:29We will get personal as personal.

01:25:36And I do mean personal as we possibly can get.

01:25:43That state at a certain point.

01:25:44So Vince you draw up those papers and you get them to me.

01:25:53Now, what that contract should also state is Vince, that no matter how bad I beat your ass,

01:26:02No matter how bad I stop you, you can do nothing to me afterwards.

01:26:12I cannot be fired.

01:26:15I cannot be monetarily attacked.

01:26:19No one from your family can do anything about it.

01:26:23No one from your legal department can do anything about it.

01:26:26There is not a damn thing that can happen to me after I do the inevitable.

01:26:34Which is beat you that close to the edge of your life.

01:26:41And Vince, it seems to me that the perfect date for such an event would be December.

01:26:53You've got a pay-per-view coming up.

01:26:55What's the name?

01:26:57Ooh.

01:26:58Armageddon?

01:26:59Uh-oh.

01:26:59I think that's the name Armageddon.

01:27:01That's very fitting.

01:27:02Armageddon.

01:27:03That's your next big overhyped event, right?

01:27:07Well, Armageddon will be me and you.

01:27:11One more time.

01:27:14It will be done.

01:27:17What do you say, old man?

01:27:22Do you have a deal?

01:27:27What?

01:27:29What the hell was that?

01:27:30You hear a scream?

01:27:33My God, is that your family?

01:27:35What the hell?

01:27:37My God, Vince, that's your family.

01:27:42They've fallen down the stairs and they can't get up.

01:27:46What's happening?

01:27:47Oh, my God.

01:27:48What the hell has happened here?

01:27:49Vince, be careful, Vince.

01:27:53Watch your step.

01:27:54I'm out.

01:27:55I'm out.

01:27:56I'm out.

01:27:56You.

01:27:56I'm out.

01:27:56Here we go.

01:27:56What's going on in the house?

01:27:57When you drop your head?

01:27:57I'm out.

01:27:57You are out.

01:27:58You're out.

01:27:58I'm out.

01:27:58How did you go?

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