00:03Norte California's Bay Area
00:07Here is the stage for a truly remarkable natural occurrence
00:14Every year, a great migration is made by one of the world's most mysterious species
00:20To reach this utopian destination, these unique mammals will instinctively embark on a nomadic journey
00:29From all corners of the world
00:33This is the developer's tritorapsus
00:37Or, as it is more commonly known
00:41The developer
00:47Eleven and a half months of hibernation has taken its toll
00:51And the sun is harsh, as these nocturnal, cave-dwelling creatures must greet daylight
00:59For most, this momentous migration is their first
01:03While for a select few, the pilgrimage is a time-honored tradition
01:10Originating in the remote garages of Silicon Valley
01:13Developers evolved at an unprecedented speed
01:17To understand how, we must observe them here
01:30As developers congregate at the event, access to the herd can be hard to come by
01:37For some, blending in is easier said than done
01:45To distinguish themselves, developers identify each other through decorative tribal symbols
01:51These extraordinary plumages are designed to entice and attract
02:01Here, a pack of rogue younglings at play
02:04The safety of numbers allows them to
02:07Oh, wait a moment
02:09They have now entrapped an indigenous silver-crested king developer
02:14Although tempting, one may look at, but not touch, the mane
02:22The feeding frenzy at the great gathering
02:25Moving in like a pack of famished piranhas
02:28This frugal breed will spare no moss
02:32Those who can, pull rank on prime cuts
02:37The event culminates in what is known as the keynote
02:41As the doors open, a behavioral anomaly can be found
02:46Developers running at full speed
02:50Battling to secure a coveted front row seat
02:56Following the ceremony, the latest beta software is unleashed
03:00Its nature at its cruelest
03:03Only the strongest apps will survive
03:08The many languages of the developer are a mystery to modern science
03:13Just look at these letters, symbols, formulas and mumbled jargon
03:19Only these enlightened shamans can decode their true meaning
03:26The creative bonds formed during the great migration
03:30Will enable these geniuses to unlock our future world
03:34The developer is, no doubt, a species scientist will continue to study
03:40For millennia
04:00To prepare and discover some new designs
04:00A clan up high level
04:00You must like to find special reasons
04:00But, I continue to find theiary
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