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00:00:35Oh, Dad.
00:00:41Hello?
00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:50So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:03I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:05You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08But you can't.
00:01:09I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:19This is bad.
00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:47So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:56But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that.
00:02:12Like something nice.
00:02:15Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:22Sorry, Sue.
00:02:22I have a date.
00:02:23Oh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:29We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers.
00:02:43Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:47Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:55I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:09Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be, I promise.
00:03:18It will always be amazing with you and me together.
00:03:31Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:33I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:38but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:52Thanks.
00:03:54Okay, bye.
00:04:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:07Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:21Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:04:26Yeah, right, I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39Does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:47Oh, huh.
00:04:48Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:52So, is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:05:00I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:05:06and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:08So, I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her.
00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:05:15we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:05:22or maybe even, like, our 28th, maybe.
00:05:29Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:46But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:49We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:07Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09Being it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:06:17on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:26I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:32I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:35Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going?
00:06:53It's 6.30 in the morning.
00:06:55To church.
00:06:56To pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in line, Mom.
00:07:00I'm getting Mrs.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:12Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:15It has been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:07:26It's about sex.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:31I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Oh.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy as...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:47But there was nothing there.
00:07:51Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse.
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:08:11If you know what I mean.
00:08:12All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16What?
00:08:17What?
00:08:20How could you do this?
00:08:23You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:35Yes.
00:08:36Yes.
00:08:37Run.
00:08:38Run.
00:08:39Home route.
00:08:40Ah.
00:08:41Damn it.
00:08:45Fuck you Yankees.
00:08:48Sorry.
00:09:13Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:21Can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:24I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:28Do you hear me?
00:09:30I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend.
00:09:34On our birthday.
00:09:35Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40Screwing.
00:09:41Boning.
00:09:42Making the beast with two backs.
00:09:44Shagging.
00:09:45Fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign.
00:09:57At church.
00:09:58Really?
00:09:59Well.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02Great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:09Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:13I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:23Hey, Frank.
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:28Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:33He's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:42Wait, wait.
00:10:43Hi.
00:10:44Hey.
00:10:45Um.
00:10:46I was wondering.
00:10:47We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthday.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at my shorts?
00:11:07Well, the house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with.
00:11:23Jake.
00:11:24And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you gonna pick?
00:11:28It's a poppy chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:11:36What the fuck is catechism?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:50My soulmate.
00:11:54Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What?
00:12:01No.
00:12:02Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:09Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:43I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:57I didn't expect it to be me like such a pig.
00:12:58And I like our job so давно that he Gilを远込さ The fact he was eating.
00:13:00Because of this, eating stuff.
00:13:08And all my life is pretty much like a tree, right?
00:13:11He clearly died when singing this morning and rising mountain Derby me Jasmine.
00:13:12What are you doing in the Jeacrest building's life in hands?
00:13:20You're so perfect.
00:13:58You knew that's what I look like.
00:14:18Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:37Tomorrow's the day.
00:15:00Oh, my gosh.
00:15:02They're coming.
00:15:04Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:15I'm going to surprise you.
00:15:16You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:18It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:20It's stupid.
00:15:21Just screw him.
00:15:23That's what he wants.
00:15:23Look what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28I have your mouth, too.
00:15:31Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:42Guys, seriously, come on.
00:15:43Hurry up.
00:15:49Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:52I love it.
00:15:55You should put that down, though, because it's very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:05Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07I thought so.
00:16:28Whoa!
00:16:33Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:35Oh, Attack of the Wet T-shirts.
00:16:37Nice!
00:16:37Yes!
00:16:48Happy birthday, Lex!
00:16:51Oh, Joanna.
00:16:52We said no.
00:16:53Yes.
00:16:55That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful.
00:16:58It stings.
00:16:58And the other one is edible mishapashoi.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know?
00:17:04I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:17:12Buster, such a beauty.
00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:18All right, sorry. Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you.
00:17:21Okay. See you later.
00:17:26I can't believe you haven't heard of it. This is crazy.
00:17:29Jake! Hi!
00:17:32Hey, Ben.
00:17:33Happy birthday.
00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39What? You want a beer?
00:17:44No.
00:17:48Oh, hon.
00:17:50I have your present here.
00:17:55I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57The time's right.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to wrap later.
00:18:09Hey, Rob.
00:18:10We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:18:13We'll bet.
00:18:18All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Hi.
00:18:21How are you doing?
00:18:22Hi.
00:18:32Check it out!
00:18:35Dare me?
00:18:53Oh, dude.
00:18:54Look at those.
00:18:55Are those real?
00:18:56Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:58Hey!
00:18:59I do!
00:18:59Move!
00:19:00Come on!
00:19:00Lame!
00:19:01Oh, all right.
00:19:03Okay.
00:19:03I'll see you guys later.
00:19:04Move!
00:19:04Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:06Aw, the moves.
00:19:0620 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:19:11Yeah!
00:19:13They're fake anyways.
00:19:15Who cares?
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:18Okay.
00:19:21Oh, dude, dude.
00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:28Sue, no.
00:19:29It's your birthday.
00:19:30Here, let me.
00:19:30Joanna, no.
00:19:31Just go enjoy the party.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:36Open.
00:19:39Hey.
00:19:40Do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:41I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:46Have you guys seen Jake?
00:19:47I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:48He just, like, disappeared.
00:19:52Yeah, sure.
00:19:56Okay.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:03Are these real?
00:20:04Of course they are.
00:20:07I'm just wondering-
00:20:08How come I didn't have you before?
00:20:10I don't know.
00:20:10Maybe he was gonna be around?
00:20:12Have you seen Jake?
00:20:13Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:17Maybe upstairs, I don't know.
00:20:20Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:20:22That's probably where you went.
00:20:28Liquid courage?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:31Atta girl.
00:20:35Vodka cranberry?
00:20:37Surely simple.
00:20:40Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:42I can go meet a ride.
00:20:44Sue?
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:46Sue?
00:20:48Relax.
00:20:50They're just guys.
00:20:52Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:20:53Seriously.
00:20:54You're gonna be fine.
00:20:55Is Chris here?
00:21:02Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:05No, he does not have a gay face.
00:21:08I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:09I'm gonna do it.
00:21:20I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:24I'm gonna do it.
00:21:26I'm gonna do this.
00:21:27Good luck.
00:21:30Okay, you can do this.
00:21:33Just act like a slut.
00:21:37Just pretend.
00:21:40Relax.
00:21:47You know, my favorite chapter is so much more.
00:21:51Chris.
00:21:52Hi.
00:21:54Can I talk to you?
00:21:56Huh?
00:21:57Uh, in private?
00:21:59No.
00:22:14Hey, Lexi.
00:22:15Hey, Lexi.
00:22:16What?
00:22:18Chris.
00:22:19You're so sexy.
00:22:22Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:25I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:29And I really want to...
00:22:33Oh!
00:22:33What are you doing?
00:22:35Is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue!
00:22:37What's gotten into you?
00:22:38Nothing.
00:22:38I'm sorry.
00:22:40I don't know how to do this.
00:22:42Sue.
00:22:44Sue.
00:22:45Sue.
00:22:48I understand these urges.
00:22:52And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:56Really?
00:22:57You do?
00:22:58I do.
00:22:59I really do.
00:23:01I like you too.
00:23:03Really?
00:23:04You do?
00:23:05I do.
00:23:05I really do.
00:23:07It's just...
00:23:10I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:15Right.
00:23:16Lexi said you were...
00:23:17Jesus.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:19That man.
00:23:21Of course.
00:23:22What did you think?
00:23:23Oh, nothing.
00:23:25So we can still do this then?
00:23:28Oh, Sue.
00:23:30You know, for me...
00:23:35When I think about that man
00:23:37who died for our sins,
00:23:40when I think about him
00:23:41up there on that cross,
00:23:44so helpless,
00:23:45yet so...
00:23:47muscular,
00:23:49with his strong...
00:23:51thighs
00:23:53crossed over each other
00:23:55so...
00:23:56delicately.
00:23:57beneath that ragged
00:23:59loincloth
00:24:01growing so hot,
00:24:04so sweaty
00:24:05under that hot,
00:24:06hot sun.
00:24:09I just feel such...
00:24:11compassion.
00:24:13I think about those things, too.
00:24:15So you understand
00:24:16why I can't do this?
00:24:19Not really.
00:24:21I just find it too hard
00:24:23it is
00:24:24to
00:24:25give in to carnal pleasure
00:24:27when
00:24:28he sacrificed so much for us.
00:24:34So...
00:24:43I'm going to go out there, right?
00:24:45Andy, we're going to tell you
00:24:46for these ones.
00:24:47Hey, Ty.
00:24:48Whoa!
00:24:50Have you seen Jake?
00:24:52Uh, no.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54All right.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:58All right, focus.
00:25:00Focus, focus.
00:25:07Oh, there he is.
00:25:11Oh, he got me
00:25:12the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:28How could he?
00:25:33Sue, what happened?
00:25:35Did you guys do it?
00:25:36Sue?
00:25:38He doesn't want me.
00:25:40Because he's gay.
00:25:42No, he's not.
00:25:43He just really loves Jesus.
00:25:44Oh, come on, Sue.
00:25:47The only reason
00:25:48we even liked him
00:25:49is because you knew
00:25:50he was never a real possibility
00:25:51for you.
00:25:52Look,
00:25:53the only way
00:25:55you are going to find out
00:25:56what kind of man
00:25:56you really want
00:25:57is to know
00:25:58what kind of woman
00:25:59you really are
00:26:01deep inside.
00:26:03What?
00:26:04Come with me.
00:26:06Where?
00:26:06To meet your dark side.
00:26:09I'm sorry.
00:26:11I'm sorry.
00:26:12I'm sorry.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:13I'm sorry.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:17Everyone out.
00:26:27Sue,
00:26:29it's time
00:26:29for you and your vagina
00:26:31to meet face to face.
00:26:44I really can't.
00:26:46I really don't think
00:26:47I can do this.
00:26:49I'm not letting you out
00:26:50until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out
00:26:56until you look.
00:27:00Sue?
00:27:02Can you see it?
00:27:04Sue.
00:27:09I'm almost...
00:27:10I'm almost there.
00:27:15Oh!
00:27:17What?
00:27:19What?
00:27:20Sue,
00:27:21what happened?
00:27:22What did you see?
00:27:23A raccoon?
00:27:25What?
00:27:26You overshot it.
00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:37I can't.
00:27:38Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:40Fine.
00:27:41Fine.
00:27:42I didn't want to do this,
00:27:44but you leave me no choice.
00:27:46What?
00:27:47You really need an orgasm.
00:27:50Honestly,
00:27:50I don't know
00:27:51how you expected
00:27:52to ever have sex
00:27:53with someone else
00:27:54when you've never even
00:27:54had it with yourself.
00:27:56This really has to be
00:27:57your first step.
00:27:58Lex,
00:27:59I'm waiting.
00:28:00Cutting.
00:28:00Sue,
00:28:01my black vibrator
00:28:03is somewhere
00:28:03in the top drawer.
00:28:04Just find it
00:28:04and use it.
00:28:06Wait,
00:28:07what does the black vibrator
00:28:08look like?
00:28:09It's black.
00:28:10It vibrates.
00:28:13Come on, Rod.
00:28:15Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:18Don't come back
00:28:19until you have
00:28:19at least one orgasm.
00:28:32Hey, cutie!
00:28:34Cutie!
00:28:48Cutie!
00:28:49Bang!
00:28:51Good boy.
00:28:52Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy.
00:28:54Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over
00:28:57a hundred commands.
00:29:00I'm sorry
00:29:00I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:05What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately,
00:29:07when you're blind,
00:29:08you get used
00:29:08to things like that.
00:29:20I can't see anything.
00:29:26I can't see anything.
00:29:28I can't see anything.
00:29:29I've got to get
00:29:30off her now.
00:29:31I'll get out of her.
00:29:40Oh, shit!
00:29:45What's wrong with this thing?
00:30:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:11He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:17I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:30:20so maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:30:25No, it's awful.
00:30:27I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:30:35It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:39Okay.
00:30:41He's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:45Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:46Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:30:49No, you can't just leave.
00:30:51Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:54I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:57He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:31:00Either way, it's bullshit.
00:31:01I see only one option.
00:31:05I'm leaving.
00:31:06Revenge sex.
00:31:08Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:10It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:17Revenge sex.
00:31:19Re- I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:31:21It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:27But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:31:29He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would-
00:31:31He's just into other girls.
00:31:33Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:36Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.
00:31:38To his ego.
00:31:40To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:44Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:50No, I- I couldn't.
00:31:52Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:56Eric! He's perfect!
00:31:58Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:32:01I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:32:05Really? And what type is that?
00:32:07Slutty.
00:32:09Yeah.
00:32:10Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:12I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:15Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:19Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:32:23Someone that I haven't.
00:32:25I fooled around with.
00:32:30Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's like you're not going to marry
00:32:33the guy.
00:32:35No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:37Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the
00:32:42right thing,
00:32:42to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scar him with the rest
00:32:48of his existence,
00:32:49and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:32:51Okay. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:33:00But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:04I don't know.
00:33:06Trust me. It's going to work.
00:33:14I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:18Hi Cheryl.
00:33:19Are you okay enough to chat with her?
00:33:22Oh no.
00:33:34Hey.
00:33:36Happy birthday.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:34:03Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:09So...
00:34:12Happy birthday.
00:34:16Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:20But it's actually from us.
00:34:22U.S.
00:34:24America.
00:34:26United States.
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:30Right. Of course.
00:34:35I know where we live.
00:34:37Right. Of course.
00:34:44Hey, Jesus, Eric. Are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:47Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no. I can totally move. I just...
00:34:50No.
00:34:51You're fine.
00:35:04Jake!
00:35:07So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11I'm sorry.
00:35:12It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:15It.
00:35:16Like...
00:35:16Monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:35:20Get real nasty.
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:23Oh!
00:35:24You mean, like...
00:35:25Uh...
00:35:27Right now?
00:35:28Um...
00:35:28I mean, well...
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:33Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean, well...
00:35:35Yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um...
00:35:37I just never realized that you...
00:35:40I mean...
00:35:42Whew.
00:35:43Uh...
00:35:46It's just...
00:35:48You're so...
00:35:50You're so beautiful.
00:35:54Um...
00:35:54Uh, no kissing.
00:35:56I mean...
00:35:57Right.
00:35:58Um...
00:35:58Of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:04So, um...
00:36:05Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:36:09Oh, wow.
00:36:10Uh...
00:36:10You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket.
00:36:12Or...
00:36:12Leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:17Uh...
00:36:18You're fresh.
00:36:21Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:25Uh...
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yup.
00:36:31Uh...
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:35Um...
00:36:36Where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh...
00:36:38The end is...
00:36:39It's just, like, right over here.
00:36:40Oh, oh, yeah. Here it is.
00:36:41Yeah.
00:36:41That's where I see it.
00:36:42Um...
00:36:42Let me just, uh...
00:36:46Ow, ow, ow.
00:36:46Oh, sorry.
00:36:47Sorry, sorry.
00:36:48I...
00:36:49It's okay.
00:36:50Here.
00:36:51Do it again.
00:36:53Sorry, I, I, uh...
00:36:55I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:56You know what?
00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:07Uh...
00:37:08Let me just...
00:37:09See.
00:37:10Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Let me just...
00:37:16Ah!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:19Oh, geez.
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:22You okay?
00:37:26Uh...
00:37:27Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:29Uh...
00:37:29Oh, jeez.
00:37:33Uh...
00:37:34Uh...
00:37:34Uh...
00:37:34Uh...
00:37:35Uh...
00:37:36Uh...
00:37:38Uh...
00:37:38Well, that was stupid.
00:37:40Uh...
00:37:41Uh...
00:37:42Uh...
00:37:48Uh...
00:37:48How are you doing tonight?
00:37:50Good.
00:37:50You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah?
00:37:52Good?
00:37:53Jake!
00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:37:59I didn't have a beer.
00:38:02Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08Take a piss.
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:18Take a piss.
00:38:25Uh...
00:38:26Ha ha!
00:38:28Ah...
00:38:29Ah...
00:38:32Ah...
00:38:33Ah...
00:38:34Take a piss.
00:38:39Ah...
00:38:43Finally. I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:38:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:48Um, don't worry about it.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:58Oh. Well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:19Let me just get the blinds.
00:39:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:22Um, don't worry about it.
00:39:25What?
00:39:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:31Uh-oh.
00:39:33Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:37Okay.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41頭痛.
00:39:47Now, take a bite to the toilet.
00:39:48And I will pass the toilet for a second.
00:39:56Okay, go ahead.
00:39:57Let's get the toilet.
00:39:57I'm at the toilet.
00:40:02Okay.
00:40:03So, wait a minute.
00:40:04I'm at the toilet.
00:40:05I'm at the toilet.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08We're at the toilet.
00:40:09I'm at the toilet.
00:40:10Alright, let's eat.
00:40:10Okay, let's eat in the toilet.
00:40:10I'm hungry.
00:40:10Okay, let's eat.
00:40:24What are you doing?
00:40:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:40:34Um, not yet. More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh? Oh.
00:40:44It's so good.
00:40:47Oh.
00:40:49Yep.
00:40:50Oh, my God.
00:40:53What? What?
00:40:56Ah, ah, oh.
00:40:57Ah, dear.
00:40:59Lockjaw, lockjaw.
00:41:01Is that even a thing?
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:05Ah.
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:11No, no, no, no. It's, uh, it's fine. I'm just, uh, embarrassed. I, it's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:41:24You sure you're okay?
00:41:26Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:27Okay, great. Have fun.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:32Oh.
00:41:36Now. Now, what's it do now?
00:41:38No, not yet. Not yet.
00:41:42All right, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come. Are you ready?
00:41:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:47No, no, no, no, no, not yet. Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:50Oh, shit.
00:41:53Oh, shit.
00:41:55No, no, no, not yet. Lexi! Lexi!
00:41:58Oh, shit!
00:41:59Oh!
00:42:01No means no!
00:42:02Huh? Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's been a really long time and I just,
00:42:07I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:42:13Uh-oh.
00:42:16Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:19How you doing?
00:42:22How's it going?
00:42:23Good.
00:42:24Eric?
00:42:25Come on.
00:42:26Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:34Cheryl's in here.
00:42:41Sup, brother?
00:42:42What the fuck is...
00:42:45Hey, wait!
00:42:48Lex.
00:42:49Hey, still waiting.
00:42:57Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you.
00:43:09You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:13Ow!
00:43:15I'm so sorry. I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:43:23What the do is...
00:43:45Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:43:48This party's ass.
00:43:52Yeah!
00:43:57This just isn't working on me.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:01It's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway.
00:44:07Lock your character, man. Lock sticks.
00:44:09Spark it up.
00:44:11Yes!
00:44:12Yes!
00:44:15Oh, man!
00:44:17I love this game!
00:44:18We're the controllers. We gotta play.
00:44:20Uh, here. Here, here, here.
00:44:20Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:22All right, watch on.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:27Whoa!
00:44:29Look at this!
00:44:29Whoa!
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:31Fuel! Fuel! Fuel!
00:44:32Oh, man! Get that thing away!
00:44:34Jesus!
00:44:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:44:37Ha, ha, ha!
00:44:39Ha, ha, ha!
00:44:39Oh, man.
00:44:43Hey, dude. Nice shot.
00:44:46Wasn't me.
00:44:51Whoa!
00:44:52Whoa!
00:44:53Nice!
00:44:55Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:59Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:45:00Nice!
00:45:01Nice!
00:45:02Nice!
00:45:03Nice!
00:45:04Nice!
00:45:04Nice!
00:45:04Nice!
00:45:07Nice!
00:45:09Nice!
00:45:14Nice!
00:45:21Nice!
00:45:25Nice!
00:45:28Nice!
00:45:30Nice!
00:45:34Nice!
00:45:35Yes, yes.
00:45:36All right.
00:45:45All right.
00:45:48Hey, hey Sue.
00:45:50Where are you going, man?
00:45:54Hey, hey Sue.
00:45:55Um, hey Sue.
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:46:04Hey Sue.
00:46:08Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah, I just needed to...
00:46:12Oh, sure.
00:46:16Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:23You mean...
00:46:25Yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Can we go get a drink?
00:46:38Wow, um, your toilet's really clogged.
00:46:42You know what?
00:46:44I gotta go.
00:46:45Um, happy birthday.
00:46:46No, Chris, no, there wasn't...
00:46:48I didn't...
00:46:49Oh, God, never mind.
00:47:04This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07Never going to have sex.
00:47:09Ow.
00:47:30Hello?
00:47:32A little attention here.
00:47:33Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:47:41Lex, don't be selfish.
00:47:44All right.
00:47:45Sorry.
00:47:58Oh, jeez.
00:48:01Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:48:05Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:17Oh, my God.
00:48:53No, that was bad.
00:48:56That was so bad.
00:49:11Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:23Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:27Yes, it does.
00:49:29So you're JJ?
00:49:31Uh-uh.
00:49:31That was a kill.
00:49:56Hello.
00:49:57Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:49:59Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:12Thank goodness.
00:50:161-900-CONFESSION.
00:50:18How may I be of service?
00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession.
00:50:22I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:25One day?
00:50:28Ow!
00:50:34Is that too long?
00:50:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:38Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay.
00:50:41Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:47What's your problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:56Alright, freak.
00:50:57Time's up.
00:50:58What?
00:50:58But what do I do?
00:50:59Just unplug the thing.
00:51:01No, but...
00:51:02But I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy.
00:51:08You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious.
00:51:10Look, honey.
00:51:11You seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:15I'll tell you this.
00:51:17Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:20No contritions?
00:51:22You broke no covenant with God.
00:51:24It's not in the Bible.
00:51:26So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:51:30Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:33Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:36Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:39Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:42Huh.
00:51:44God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:45He sure is.
00:51:47Now run along.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:53How do you know all that?
00:51:55Because I'm a nun.
00:51:57Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:52:00Huh.
00:52:00Accidental masturbation.
00:52:02Who'da think?
00:52:13Revenge sex.
00:52:14What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:17God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:21Yeah, admit it.
00:52:22I've got no game.
00:52:24I guess I can scare everybody.
00:52:26I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:52:27I guess I can't.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:31Fucking douchebag.
00:52:34Damn it.
00:52:35Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:38You go, girl.
00:52:41What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:44We needed some place private.
00:52:47But hey, listen.
00:52:49If you're serious about getting laid.
00:52:51Yeah.
00:52:52If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really.
00:52:55The best ever.
00:52:57No offense.
00:52:59Frank.
00:53:00The blind guy.
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:13It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:16Everything.
00:53:19If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:23Alright.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:33Oh yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:35Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:38I didn't know his last name though.
00:53:41It's Jones.
00:53:42Jeremy Jones.
00:53:44This all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48Jeremy.
00:53:50Hi.
00:53:52Who's on the phone?
00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:55You'll meet her.
00:53:57She'll be here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait.
00:53:59You have a girlfriend?
00:54:14Oh.
00:54:16Hey, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22Oh, you meant...
00:54:24You meant the dog.
00:54:27Relax.
00:54:29You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:42Oh, I'm... I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:51How did you know that?
00:54:55Corner.
00:54:59Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:06Roll over.
00:55:07Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:14Oh, you mean me.
00:55:16Oh, how do you...
00:55:18How do you want me to...
00:55:20Just hang out.
00:55:32Wait.
00:55:33Oh, oh.
00:55:34I shouldn't even be doing this but...
00:55:37Considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:39Okay.
00:55:43Oh.
00:55:47See me with your hands
00:55:52All right
00:56:01You know I should really
00:56:02I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this
00:56:04Really
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter
00:56:36Frank, Frank
00:56:38Oh
00:56:42Oh, Frank
00:57:10Yo, man
00:57:11Yo, give me a chip
00:57:13My chips, old boy
00:57:14Yo, give me a chip, man
00:57:16My chips
00:57:17Yo, my chips
00:57:18Yo, give me a chip
00:57:19My chips
00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:57:26Sorry
00:57:28Sorry
00:57:35It's just a case of accidental masturbation
00:57:37That's all
00:57:43No, let me do this
00:57:44Go in
00:57:45I got it
00:57:46I got it
00:57:46No, really, please
00:57:47I want to help
00:57:49Okay, everybody out
00:57:54Leave, I have to back
00:58:10You're not even getting the chips
00:58:12They're over here
00:58:14I see some dust over here
00:58:16So
00:58:19There's just so much dust on this floor
00:58:24I see 34
00:58:25Such a
00:58:2730
00:58:2830
00:58:3034
00:58:34Okay
00:58:41Oh!
00:58:42Oh!
00:58:43Oh!
00:58:44Oh!
00:58:47Oh!
00:58:49Oh!
00:58:50Oh!
00:58:51Oh!
00:58:52Oh!
00:58:54Oh!
00:58:55I think I got all that.
00:58:56I'm just gonna...
00:58:58I'll see how...
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:06We got it.
00:59:07Jesus.
00:59:07Oh, here's my chest.
00:59:09Frankie!
00:59:11Oh, my...
00:59:12Oh!
00:59:12What's that?
00:59:13What?
00:59:15Ah!
00:59:16Fuck your shit!
00:59:17Man, we gotta smoke.
00:59:18Oh, look at smoking heat.
00:59:21Stop.
00:59:22Frank!
00:59:23Stop teasing Frank!
00:59:25Oh!
00:59:26Oh!
00:59:27Sorry, man.
00:59:28We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:30Oh, I heard something.
00:59:31You wanna join us?
00:59:33Uh...
00:59:33No, I'm not sure.
00:59:34Come on!
00:59:34Come on!
00:59:35You gotta do it!
00:59:36Come on!
00:59:37Seriously, guys.
00:59:38Where's your dog, man?
00:59:39What's it like being blind about?
00:59:41It's trippy.
00:59:45Frank?
00:59:47Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:59:52Bro, you are...
00:59:54too...
00:59:55funny.
00:59:56Thanks, man.
00:59:58Ooh, this is some good stuff.
01:00:00I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:00:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:06I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:00:11Damn, I really can't remember this.
01:00:12This is some good shit.
01:00:33Oh, no.
01:00:35You're the devil.
01:00:37No more.
01:00:41JJ?
01:00:42I...
01:00:42Jeremy?
01:00:43Jeremy.
01:00:43You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:00:48Please.
01:00:49Lex, I can't.
01:00:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:00:54I really like this girl.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:57It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a
01:01:07little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
01:01:12Oh.
01:01:17We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
01:01:19Perfect.
01:01:25Before she gets here.
01:01:26Perfect.
01:01:28Before she gets here.
01:01:38Let's do it.
01:01:39Let's do it.
01:01:40Fuck me.
01:01:41Fuck me now.
01:01:47What?
01:01:48What's wrong?
01:01:48I can't...
01:01:50I can't get it in.
01:01:52Just try down there.
01:01:54It's like desert down there.
01:01:55It's sandpaper.
01:01:57I just...
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:58I get the picture.
01:02:00Just try it again.
01:02:03No.
01:02:04Why is this happening?
01:02:06We fooled around before.
01:02:09I was dripping wet.
01:02:10I came like four times, remember?
01:02:12Just do what you did then.
01:02:13Go on.
01:02:14I already did my thing.
01:02:15I already tried.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19What?
01:02:19What is different this time?
01:02:21I don't know.
01:02:23Last time...
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
01:02:30What?
01:02:32You're not JJ?
01:02:34But your name is Jeremy Jones.
01:02:37How can you not be JJ?
01:02:39Who the hell is this JJ?
01:02:42Where are you going?
01:02:43We're not done here.
01:02:45I can still do this.
01:02:46I just need a little bit of work.
01:02:47What?
01:02:48I can do this.
01:02:49I don't need JJ.
01:02:51I don't need anyone else.
01:02:52We can do this.
01:02:55Go team.
01:02:59What?
01:03:00Just keep going.
01:03:05Jeremy?
01:03:07Are you...
01:03:07Shit.
01:03:10Jeremy?
01:03:18Where's Jeremy?
01:03:20Uh, we were just, you know...
01:03:25Hey babe.
01:03:26Just working out.
01:03:31How could you, you bastard?
01:03:36You might wanna...
01:03:39What?
01:03:40What?
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:46Mariela!
01:03:47Mariela!
01:03:49You know those aren't mine!
01:03:51At least not all of them.
01:03:54What is wrong with you?
01:04:03Used to be so pure.
01:04:05Well, no more.
01:04:07That's it.
01:04:08Really.
01:04:09That's the last one.
01:04:13Good girl.
01:04:21I'm fine.
01:04:22Oh, man.
01:04:23What?
01:04:24What a heck.
01:04:24I'm not going to do it.
01:04:25I don't like the mother, son.
01:04:26Oh, man.
01:04:26Oh...
01:04:27Oh shit.
01:04:30Oh shit.
01:04:32Oh shit.
01:04:32Oh shit.
01:04:33Gotta be there.
01:04:34Oh shit.
01:04:35Oh shit.
01:04:37Oh shit.
01:04:47What is it? What are you doing down here?
01:04:51Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:56What?
01:04:57Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and...
01:05:02Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:05No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:12I'm sorry.
01:05:12It's Jake's. Jake's fault. That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:18Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.
01:05:22Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him. I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:29Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:34Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.
01:05:39Yeah.
01:05:40You know, you might wanna...
01:05:43You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:46Yeah, you're right.
01:05:48Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:49I know.
01:05:56I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:04I got no game.
01:06:07I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:28Hey, um...
01:06:29Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:30No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
01:06:33Really, Eric, I can't right now. Sorry.
01:06:35No, no, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier.
01:06:39And I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.
01:06:43Eric, really?
01:06:44I don't care. It's fine.
01:06:45No, but I do.
01:06:47I mean, I do. I care.
01:06:51I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:53Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:56But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:03Soon.
01:07:04Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:08Really?
01:07:09Eric, you're shy. You have no game.
01:07:13No, not really.
01:07:17Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:07:22Okay.
01:07:24Alright.
01:07:26I, uh...
01:07:28Happy birthday, then.
01:07:41Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:53Wow.
01:08:06Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:13Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:08:16I'm sorry.
01:08:17Oh, goddammit. Not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Cheryl, honey, happy...
01:08:22What the fuck is this?
01:08:24Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:26Okay, guys, don't.
01:08:31Cheryl.
01:08:32Baby.
01:08:34What is this?
01:08:36Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:08:39You're...
01:08:39I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:45You couldn't find me?
01:08:47What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:52Cheryl, honey.
01:08:54No, no.
01:08:54We can work this out.
01:08:56Baby, I love you.
01:08:58Jake, no, you have to go.
01:08:59Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:09:01I promise.
01:09:02No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:09:05Cheryl, come on.
01:09:06No, Jake, please, just go.
01:09:09I'm sorry.
01:09:10You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:11How did you do it?
01:09:14Yay! You did it.
01:09:16I'm so proud of you. You got your revenge sex.
01:09:19You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:21Revenge sex?
01:09:24It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:27Right.
01:09:29It don't make sense now.
01:09:32Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:09:35Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:09:40Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:09:42And you used me.
01:09:44Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:09:49Aren't you happy?
01:09:52Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:09:55You mean the sex? Was it?
01:09:58Yeah?
01:09:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:00Oh.
01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:03Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy.
01:10:06Or guys.
01:10:09Anyway.
01:10:09We better get downstairs.
01:10:10People are starting to leave.
01:10:12I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:25I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:10:29God!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:33Suck it!
01:10:36I'm out of here!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39He has good hair, though.
01:10:45Don't be confused on me.
01:10:47Don't tease in my car, either.
01:11:03Oh Sue, are you alright?
01:11:06Was it from sex?
01:11:08Did you pop your cork?
01:11:09I don't think so.
01:11:10I'm out with the guy, anyway.
01:11:12Oh, don't ask.
01:11:14Every possible object.
01:11:16It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:18It was like...
01:11:20Transformers.
01:11:21They just all became vibrators.
01:11:23I told you.
01:11:25It's indicting.
01:11:28So what about Chris?
01:11:30Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:11:33I told you he was gay.
01:11:34Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:37Oh, cramp.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:41I think it's broken.
01:11:42So wait.
01:11:45None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:51Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:54So let's go grab some food.
01:11:56Wanna go?
01:11:57No.
01:11:59I think I should finish up here.
01:12:02Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:12:04No.
01:12:06I don't know.
01:12:07For some reason I just realized...
01:12:09He needs to be my first.
01:12:12Or something.
01:12:13Why, do you know him?
01:12:15Sort of.
01:12:16Oh.
01:12:17Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:28I love him.
01:12:29Love him.
01:12:29Shut it.
01:12:30You wanna do it on him?
01:12:31I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:12:31You wanna get married.
01:12:32You wanna do it?
01:12:33Let's do it.
01:12:34Ever, ever, ever.
01:12:34Ever.
01:12:35Ever, ever.
01:13:03Um, no. Nowhere.
01:13:23Oh well, there's always next year.
01:13:48It's you. I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:13:57Joanna.
01:13:58I don't know.
01:14:37I don't know.
01:14:42And when the heat is on.
01:14:46You can never take it away.
01:15:04Wow, that's amazing.
01:15:08Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:12I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah, even that little cowlick he has in his hair.
01:15:25Who's?
01:15:26Eric's.
01:15:27That's him, right?
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:35I have to go see him.
01:15:42Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:44Mm-hmm.
01:15:55One-nine-hundred-confess.
01:15:59Sister Therese?
01:16:01Yeah, hon.
01:16:02Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:07Oh, sure.
01:16:10It's 271.
01:16:11Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:17Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like, take you back?
01:16:24Sure, hon.
01:16:25Why-why not?
01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:30Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:16:37Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:16:41Sister?
01:16:43Can I get up now?
01:16:45I really gotta pee.
01:16:47No!
01:16:47Hush your trap!
01:16:50Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back anytime.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:57Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:02Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:17:05Mh-mh-mh-mh-mh!
01:17:22Eric, wait!
01:17:27Cheryl?
01:17:29Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:17:35I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning but then at the end I wasn't
01:17:42I just didn't want to do that with you
01:17:45The revenge part not the sex part
01:17:51I do want to go out with you
01:17:54And I didn't realize that until this morning
01:17:58I mean you're a completely different guy than Jake is
01:18:01Eric
01:18:04Come on I gotta get going
01:18:07Oh wow
01:18:08Cheryl this is my sister Tina Tina Cheryl
01:18:14Hi nice to meet you
01:18:21So um do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back
01:18:26Yeah sure
01:18:33Oh
01:18:34Sorry
01:18:36No kissing
01:18:37Oh
01:18:38Oh
01:18:38Mmm
01:18:56Did you ever get those flowers I sent you?
01:19:02I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi
01:19:05Wait what? I never did that
01:19:08I mean you don't have to lie about it she told me all about your pierced tongue
01:19:18She must have me mixed up with someone else
01:19:21I wonder who it was
01:19:44At least this birthday is over
01:19:58Dear lord
01:19:59Dear lord
01:19:59Please forgive me
01:20:01I mean if you could just
01:20:04I don't know like send me a sign
01:20:32I don't know like send me a sign
01:20:40Excuse me
01:20:40Excuse me
01:20:41Excuse me
01:20:41Excuse me
01:20:42Do you know where the church is?
01:20:44It's on Fountain Street
01:20:46Um yeah that's the church I go to
01:20:48Or used to go to
01:20:50Um it's straight up that way and then left
01:20:54Thank you
01:20:57Thank you
01:20:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like
01:21:00Oh well I don't know
01:21:10Well that's pretty powerful
01:21:13Oh
01:21:13Oh 250 horsepower 225 pounds of torque
01:21:18Like I said you're more than welcome to hop on
01:21:23I don't think so
01:21:24But thanks
01:21:25What's your name?
01:21:27Sue. What's yours?
01:21:30Jesus
01:21:32Really?
01:21:33Si
01:21:36Maybe I could use the ride
01:21:41I could use the ride
01:21:42I could use it
01:21:46to go
01:21:46Oh
01:21:47Oh
01:21:47Oh
01:21:47Oh
01:21:58Oh
01:23:20We're right back.
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