00:00I can't believe you say you don't like St. Patrick's Day.
00:02Where is Lena? She needs to hear this.
00:04You don't like St. Patty's Day?
00:06I'm not saying that I don't like St. Patty's Day.
00:09That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it's just a parade.
00:11It's a nightmare!
00:12Oh, what the hell, Jonah?
00:13I'm overseeing operations this year. Are you trying to jinx me?
00:16Of course not. I'm sorry.
00:18That's not what I'm trying to say.
00:19What I mean is, you know how bad the parade can get.
00:22How can you say that?
00:23That's like the best part of the holiday.
00:25Yes.
00:25Even as a native of New Yorker, I can admit,
00:27it is the one thing that Boston actually has over New York.
00:30There's a great St. Patrick's Day parade.
00:32People come from all over the world to see your parade.
00:34And that's the problem.
00:35You people...
00:36You people!
00:38Okay!
00:39Wait a minute.
00:41You people? This is your friend talking about it.
00:43You know that's not what I meant.
00:44I didn't mean it like that.
00:45What you meant?
00:46What I was trying to say is I'm sick of non-Bostonians
00:50coming here like you two lovely gentlemen
00:53coming to my city and tearing it up every year.
00:55Okay, so you're saying two Irish men don't belong in Boston.
00:58Oh, you got a point.
00:59But so does my little brother.
01:01Why do you think our mom schedules her girls' trip
01:03every St. Patrick's Day weekend?
01:05To get away from you people!
01:07Okay.
01:07I'm doubling down.
01:08I'm just going to say it again.
01:09I can settle this.
01:09You guys have never had a proper St. Patrick's celebration.
01:12That's the problem.
01:13That.
01:13Family all together.
01:14Mom's coddled with tripe.
01:16She only made it on St. Patrick's Day.
01:17Yes.
01:18You're eating the cow's stomach.
01:19That's disgusting.
01:20No.
01:20Not when my mom made it.
01:22One year after she passed, my aunt tried making the dish
01:24and that was disgusting.
01:27It wasn't that bad.
01:28Okay, it was a culinary hate crime,
01:30but we can't let cow guts ruin a wonderful tradition
01:33like St. Patrick's Day in the Reagan family household.
01:36In fact, next year, if you give us the weekend off...
01:39Don't hold your breath.
01:40Won't hold my breath.
01:40But if you do, you come down to Brooklyn,
01:42I guarantee you within two minutes you'll fall in love
01:45with St. Patrick's Day and the Reagan traditions
01:47and most of all, the parade.
01:49Lena, when are you going to get here?
01:51These Brooklyn...
01:52Yeah, we got you.
01:54No, see?
01:59Yeah.
02:00Hold on.
02:02A volunteer on my parade security committee
02:04was just murdered at the staging area.
02:06I'm going to go there now.
02:08Do me a favor.
02:09Track down the coordinator,
02:09see if you can find out what the hell they were doing out there.
02:11I'm on it.
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