00:00Do not tell that story. Tell the story.
00:02Yes, please tell us about the superintendent pouting on the sidelines.
00:05Oh, she devised a whole plan.
00:07Now you make me sound like some kind of evil mastermind.
00:09She used to pay her teammates a dollar so they would fake injuries so she could stay in the game.
00:13That is evil. Terrible.
00:14Like, I was the best player on the soccer team.
00:17I was just doing what Dad always said to do.
00:19If you witness that injustice...
00:21Do something about it.
00:23Do you remember all the corny bat mitzvah ideas that he came up with for you?
00:28What did you end up going with?
00:29Oh, I didn't have a bat mitzvah.
00:31How come?
00:32Because I didn't technically fully convert to Judaism.
00:38Sorry.
00:39It's okay. It's okay.
00:41Lahayim.
00:42Oh.
00:43What?
00:44Wow.
00:45I've been practicing.
00:46Okay.
00:49Lahayim.
00:51Look at this man speaking Hebrew.
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