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00:00:03Ellen Musk, die einzige Frau auf der 30-Under-30-Liste aufwachsen ist,
00:00:07ist heute in Atlanta gekommen.
00:00:09Was eine Business Tycoon hier in Georgia ist,
00:00:11ist eine Vergangenheit, niemand weiß.
00:00:14Angela, mein Nachbar-neighbor.
00:00:16Still selling your hippie junk hier?
00:00:18Wenn deine Mutter-in-Law sieht,
00:00:20sie wird wieder ein Bigfoot geben.
00:00:23Ihr Mutter-in-Law war right über dich.
00:00:26Was ist die Wahrheit,
00:00:27von den Medien über diese Moggels,
00:00:29wenn ihr euch nicht mehr verletzt habt?
00:00:31Und wie Sie wissen, dass das nicht mein Business ist?
00:00:35All right, everybody get out!
00:00:38Wir haben ein wichtiges Guest kommen!
00:00:43Du!
00:00:47Du, Daph!
00:00:48Ich habe gesagt, pack up und schreien!
00:00:50Ich habe die Stoff hier bereits.
00:00:52Und wenn ich mich dann, dann ist es gut.
00:00:54Aber wir müssen uns für heute.
00:00:57señor nicht.
00:00:59Oh, dass Sie again wissen müssen.
00:01:01Do Sie nicht?
00:01:01Sie wissen,, die ist heute zum Besuch zu besuchen?
00:01:03Ellen Muskt?
00:01:05Eine der echtste Leute in der Welt.
00:01:07Ellen Muskt?
00:01:08Of course, die ich mich nicht mehr gehört.
00:01:10Just wissen Sie,
00:01:11dass Sie nicht baut,
00:01:13was es allein Geld für die Sache geht.
00:01:14Really?
00:01:15Ellen Muskt ist hier zu Atlanta,
00:01:18um einen Flugzeug für einen Flea-Market zu kommen?
00:01:21Was denken Sie,
00:01:21Sie wäre zu kommen?
00:01:23Coming to see me?
00:01:27Coming to see you.
00:01:29Alright, I'll play your game.
00:01:31If she does so much as give you a glance,
00:01:35I'll eat dirt.
00:01:38Deal.
00:01:47Elon Musk, get to the flea market within ten minutes.
00:01:50Or else,
00:01:52you're fired.
00:02:11Prepare the limo.
00:02:12Ms. Lockhart requires us immediately.
00:02:21Ah, your ten minutes is almost up.
00:02:23Good. Hope you don't wet your pants.
00:02:26Five.
00:02:27Four.
00:02:30Three.
00:02:33Two.
00:02:35One.
00:02:38Ellen.
00:02:39Uh, I mean, Ms. Musk, uh, Ellen.
00:02:41Uh, I mean, uh, I'm sorry that I, uh, sorry to frighten you.
00:02:47How's my boss, bitch?
00:02:49Kickin' ass, girlfriend.
00:02:50So, how do you, like...
00:02:54She's my boss.
00:02:56Eh, I prefer business partner or best friend.
00:03:00No way.
00:03:04Well?
00:03:08No. No!
00:03:10No, no, no, I'm sorry for offending your boss.
00:03:12No, I won't do it again!
00:03:16Alright, that's enough.
00:03:18We're not tyrants here.
00:03:26Sir, I found Angela Lockhart.
00:03:33You mean Angela Lockhart.
00:03:36My runaway bride.
00:03:38You made me lose one million dollars
00:03:41in just one game of poker.
00:03:43Who are you?
00:03:46Where is she?
00:03:48Atlanta. And you were right.
00:03:50It was secretly her propping up Ellen Musk.
00:03:53My clever bride.
00:03:54I will chase you to the end of the world if I have to.
00:04:01Max.
00:04:02Prep the jet.
00:04:03I'm heading to Atlanta.
00:04:09Dr. Wilson.
00:04:10He's having Sterling's on the move.
00:04:11He's headed to Atlanta.
00:04:13Atlanta?
00:04:13The game is afoot.
00:04:15I'm going.
00:04:16Wait, Dr. Wilson.
00:04:17The Prince of Bhutan needs your medical attention.
00:04:19He can wait.
00:04:19I need to pick up my bride.
00:04:25Dr. Wilson!
00:04:32General Eisenhower are reporting!
00:04:34General Eisenhower are reporting!
00:04:35Devin Sterling and Shane Wilson are headed to Atlanta!
00:04:38Atlanta!
00:04:40Where is that?
00:04:42Whatever! Prepare my war plane!
00:04:44Dosu going after my fiance.
00:04:47This is war.
00:05:04I've secretly allowed your husband, Jared Cooper, to win the bid on the Maple Plaza project like you asked me
00:05:09to.
00:05:09Thank you so much, Ellen.
00:05:12This is going to be the best anniversary gift ever!
00:05:15That project is worth billions.
00:05:17He can finally take his company public.
00:05:19But, Angela.
00:05:21My boss.
00:05:22I don't understand why you do so much for him behind the scenes without ever revealing your true identity.
00:05:29Without your backing, no offense, but he's nothing without you.
00:05:33Well, three years ago.
00:05:37Three years ago.
00:05:39Three years ago.
00:05:56You saved me.
00:06:01He saved me and I fell in love with him instantly.
00:06:05I didn't want to reveal my true identity because I didn't want him to feel the pressure of being with
00:06:09a billionaire heiress.
00:06:11But now, with this contract, I feel like we'll be on more equal footing and then I can finally come
00:06:18out to the public.
00:06:19So that's why you have me secretly helping him.
00:06:22I'm sure he'll be moved when he finds out.
00:06:27But why work at the flea market?
00:06:30Are you disguising yourself to test him?
00:06:33Well, these exotic spices are incredibly rare and cost a fortune to find.
00:06:38Plus, I get to make the best dishes for my hubby and his mom.
00:06:43You seem happy being a housewife.
00:06:49Where the hell are you?
00:06:50Don't tell me you were selling junk at the flea market again.
00:06:54Get home stacked.
00:06:55It's a big day today.
00:06:59That was...
00:07:00My mother-in-law, Carol, she judges me because she thinks I come from a lower-class family.
00:07:05But she's going to be ecstatic tonight when I finally come out and tell her who I really am.
00:07:11You know, she even remembered our third year anniversary.
00:07:19Please spend more time with my son.
00:07:23Hi, I'm home.
00:07:25I have a big announcement I have to make.
00:07:27Finally, you're back. Now sign the divorce papers.
00:07:33Divorce papers?
00:07:36Is this some sort of misunderstanding, Mom?
00:07:39God, don't call me Mom again.
00:07:42We're ending that relationship.
00:07:45Just look at you. Dirt all over.
00:07:47You're selling the title of Mrs. Cooper.
00:07:50You don't deserve my son. You're way below his league.
00:07:54I'm below his league?
00:07:56That's right. You are.
00:07:59Jared is signing a hundred billion dollar contract tomorrow with THE Ellen Musk.
00:08:05And then his company's going public.
00:08:08That's how much he's accomplished in three years.
00:08:10But you? You're still just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:08:16Jared's like the king in the clouds.
00:08:19You...
00:08:20You...
00:08:21Will always just be a pawn.
00:08:24Like dirt...
00:08:26On our shoes.
00:08:29Dirt on your shoes?
00:08:31But...
00:08:32Ellen Musk works for me.
00:08:34Ha!
00:08:34You're delusional.
00:08:36You will never upgrade to a queen.
00:08:38How dare you compare yourself to the real deal here.
00:08:44Resorting to lies is definitely not good enough for Jared.
00:08:47And...
00:08:49Who are you...
00:08:50To come into my house and meddle with my family matters?
00:08:55You're nothing but a pathetic excuse for a wife.
00:09:01Jared deserves a queen like Kaylee.
00:09:03Not a low-life dirtbag.
00:09:05Enough!
00:09:08Jared...
00:09:08I knew you wouldn't divorce me.
00:09:11But I am.
00:09:13Don't fight it, Angela.
00:09:16Here's 500k.
00:09:17You'll never make this much as a hippie peddler selling spices.
00:09:22Now sign the papers, take your check, and leave.
00:09:25Don't embarrass yourself further.
00:09:28I've done so much for you these past three years.
00:09:33Did that not mean anything to you?
00:09:36Didn't expect you to be so greedy.
00:09:39Fine.
00:09:40Here's another 200k.
00:09:43500k is too much for her already.
00:09:46She's done nothing.
00:09:47Hasn't even contributed a grandchild.
00:09:50She just sells cheap grass all day.
00:09:53Is that really how much I'm worth to all of you?
00:09:57I took care of both of you these past three years.
00:10:02You think we can't just hire a maid to cook for us or something?
00:10:06And she wouldn't embarrass us with that permanent stench.
00:10:10A hippie peddler becoming the wife of a CEO?
00:10:14What a joke.
00:10:15If you actually love my son, you'll sign the damn divorce papers already.
00:10:21And leave!
00:10:24You really think that Jared would have gotten that Mabel Plaza bid without me?
00:10:29Let alone taking the company public?
00:10:32I did everything for you, Jared.
00:10:35Now you take credit for my son's success?
00:10:42It's all my work!
00:10:45Baby.
00:10:47We're gonna be late for the auction if we keep letting this psycho stall us.
00:10:54You did say you would win me Princess Diana's tiara, didn't you?
00:10:59So...
00:10:59She's the reason for the divorce.
00:11:03She's worth more than you, Angela.
00:11:06Fine.
00:11:08I'll sign it.
00:11:11But don't regret it.
00:11:14Regret?
00:11:16Do you know who I am?
00:11:17Yeah, a cockroach that only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:11:21I'm Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter.
00:11:25Jared winning the bid on Maple Plaza was because of my dad.
00:11:31Because he's business partners with Elon Musk.
00:11:34It's part of the power I have as an elite.
00:11:39You can't do shit because you're poor.
00:11:43Social stratum matters.
00:11:44Yeah.
00:11:46Social stratum does matter.
00:11:48And the Coopers are beneath me.
00:11:52And you really think Elon Musk would come to Atlanta if it weren't for me?
00:11:57Ha!
00:11:58You're delusional.
00:12:00Sign the papers and scram!
00:12:06You owe me.
00:12:07You dirty bitch.
00:12:09You sickened me.
00:12:16You hit me.
00:12:20Sign the papers, take a check, and get the fuck out!
00:12:38I don't need your pity money.
00:12:42We're finished.
00:12:44You don't want the money, that's your loss.
00:12:47Your check is just pennies to me.
00:12:51But...
00:12:51I would like Mary back.
00:12:55Well...
00:13:02Have fun on your economy flight
00:13:05while I catch a ride on my private helicopter out of here.
00:13:12And I'm way out of your league.
00:13:20Isn't that the Winston blue diamond ring?
00:13:24It's worth tens of millions of dollars.
00:13:27Oh, it's probably just cheap glass.
00:13:30Something she found at the flea market.
00:13:32You're right.
00:13:33And she could never afford anything so expensive.
00:13:39Congrats, Jared Vuvu, on getting rid of that dirt bag.
00:13:44Oh!
00:13:45My dad says there's gonna be a secret big shot financial tycoon at tomorrow's summit.
00:13:51Bigger big shot than Elon Musk?
00:13:54Yeah.
00:13:55And nobody's met them, but I can introduce you.
00:13:57Oh.
00:13:59Everything's thanks to you, babe.
00:14:16Uh, Angela?
00:14:18Mr. Vanderbilt, the richest man in Georgia, wants to schedule a meeting before the bidding.
00:14:22Vanderbilt?
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:23He's actually CEO of one of our companies.
00:14:26Basically our employee.
00:14:27Oh, okay.
00:14:28I'll meet him at the summit tomorrow.
00:14:29It's fine.
00:14:29Well, you're still going to the summit tomorrow?
00:14:31But you and Jared Cooper are already divorced.
00:14:34That's exactly why I'm going.
00:14:57Angela Lockhart.
00:15:00I finally found you.
00:15:02Who is he?
00:15:05That.
00:15:05That's Devin Sterling.
00:15:07He's number one on Forbes 30 under 30 list, an early investor of crypto, CEO of Sterling
00:15:13Enterprises.
00:15:14Rumor has that he's worth trillions.
00:15:16And he's your fiancé.
00:15:19I...
00:15:20What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:21My fiancé?
00:15:23The one and only.
00:15:26So, after running away and leaving me single for three years, have you figured out how you're
00:15:32going to make it up to me yet?
00:15:34Babe?
00:15:42That tiara looks perfect on you.
00:15:48What is she doing here?
00:15:53You skank.
00:15:55My son just divorced you yesterday and you're already hooking up with another man.
00:16:01Divorced?
00:16:03That's right.
00:16:04So, I guess this was never meant to be...
00:16:08Mr...
00:16:08Sterling.
00:16:10Devin.
00:16:11Sterling.
00:16:12So, she has to hide her marital status to find another man.
00:16:16Guess she's not just a forsaken woman.
00:16:18She's also a stinky, penniless whore.
00:16:23How dare you insult my boss like that?
00:16:27Who the fuck are you, bitch?
00:16:30Do you know who I am?
00:16:32They don't know who you are.
00:16:35You hide it well.
00:16:38X-Team!
00:16:39Teach these fools a lesson.
00:16:47Sir, you were kind of in a rush when you flew to Atlanta and then to New York.
00:16:53You forgot to bring the security team.
00:17:00Mind if I borrow your men?
00:17:07Toss these ill-mannered apes out!
00:17:09Oh!
00:17:10You bitch!
00:17:11I'll have my son teach you a real lesson!
00:17:19A kiss as a reward, my lady.
00:17:23No.
00:17:31Guest list is very distinguished tonight.
00:17:34You've got Bill Ford, Harvey Buffet, old money like me.
00:17:40Gentlemen, Harvey, Bill, this is Jared Cooper.
00:17:43Pleased to meet you all.
00:17:44Your families all started empires after the Industrial Revolution.
00:17:48What an honor.
00:17:49I heard you secured the Maple Plaza project.
00:17:52It's worth billions of dollars.
00:17:54Congrats.
00:17:55You'll be next.
00:17:56Thank you.
00:17:56But we haven't received a contract yet, but we deserve it.
00:17:59It's hard.
00:18:00Oh, that's nothing.
00:18:01I introduced this kid to Ellen Musk.
00:18:03Yeah, the Vanderbilts and Ms. Musk have always had a good relationship.
00:18:06So, thought I'd help the kid out, pull a few strings.
00:18:10Thank you, Mr. Mitchell.
00:18:11Now, we just have to impress Ms. Musk's special guest of honor.
00:18:16Ah, yes.
00:18:17I heard they're a very important and powerful guest.
00:18:20Even wealthier than Ellen Musk.
00:18:23Now, if we can just secure a position with this big shot, we can feast for generations.
00:18:32I'll do my best.
00:18:38Excuse me, second gentleman.
00:18:41What if it's the Prince of Bhutan?
00:18:46How did a hobo like you sneak in here?
00:18:48Me, a hobo.
00:18:50How did a cheating scumbag like you sneak in here?
00:18:53You sleep your way in?
00:18:54I told you, Angela Lockhart, don't bother stalking me.
00:18:58Nothing will come of it, and it only sickens me further.
00:19:01Don't flatter yourself.
00:19:06This is your ex-husband?
00:19:09What, were you blindfolded when you married him?
00:19:12Who the hell is this?
00:19:13You were cheating on me?
00:19:27Son, you have to avenge me and Kaylee.
00:19:30That wicked ex-wife of yours hired some thugs and a gigolo to beat us up.
00:19:35They even took Kaylee's tiara!
00:19:47They even took Kaylee's tiara!
00:19:49You dare hurt my mom, Kaylee?
00:19:55Get your hands off her!
00:20:00My lady.
00:20:26Es ist ihn!
00:20:30He scammed a million dollars off me in a game of poker yesterday.
00:20:34Who are these peasants?
00:20:36These seats are reserved for the Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:20:41Oh, shut up, old man.
00:20:44You're disturbing to peace.
00:20:48Fuckers, you know who that is?
00:20:49That's Eric Vanderbilt.
00:20:51You have any idea how many generations of wealth he has?
00:20:54His ancestors built the railway and steamship empire of America.
00:20:58The Civil War would not have been won without his family's involvement.
00:21:02Vanderbilt.
00:21:04The father of that skank, Kaylee Vanderbilt,
00:21:08who only knows how to crawl her way into a married man's bed.
00:21:12That?
00:21:14The only Vanderbilt family?
00:21:22Oh, goddammit.
00:21:24Stomachache now?
00:21:28Whatever.
00:21:30Angela can handle herself.
00:21:31She'll be fine.
00:21:44How dare you call one of us low?
00:21:47I'm Harvey F. M. Buffett, the most important investor in the entire stock market.
00:21:52I can wipe you out with a simple pinky only.
00:21:57And I can wipe you out with a strand of my hair.
00:22:01Not with me around.
00:22:03I, Bill Ford, and the entire Ford Auto Empire stand with these gentlemen.
00:22:08You're all just peasants compared to who I really am.
00:22:13You're fucking delusional, Angela.
00:22:15We've had enough of your games.
00:22:17Security!
00:22:18Break their limbs and toss them out.
00:22:21Looks like the old guard's teaming up against ya.
00:22:24But don't worry.
00:22:26You got new money here.
00:22:29I can handle myself, thank you.
00:22:32Yes, my queen.
00:22:34You're all despicable.
00:22:37An insult to your family names.
00:22:42Now, it's my turn to rule.
00:22:45Destroy Jared Cooper.
00:22:48Cut off all business ties.
00:22:50And if you don't,
00:22:53I will take away all of your family's wealth and power.
00:22:58Ha!
00:22:59I knew it!
00:23:00You're here to fuck with me.
00:23:01You can't fool anyone here.
00:23:03How much money did you spend on that kid up?
00:23:05To hire that gigolo to make me jealous?
00:23:07You're an orphan.
00:23:09Who sells hippie spices at a flea market.
00:23:12You have nothing.
00:23:13And you will always be nothing.
00:23:16She's gold digger.
00:23:18Gold digger.
00:23:20Gigolo.
00:23:21Wanna try me for a night?
00:23:24Yeah, you're a little too pricey.
00:23:26Mr. Vanderbilt,
00:23:27we really shouldn't keep these bandits here any longer.
00:23:29They might upset Miss Ellen Musk and her special guest.
00:23:32Angela Lockhart is my spurned ex-wife.
00:23:34She's only here to try and ruin my bill in the Maple Plaza, brother.
00:23:37Oh, I'm gonna kill that sushi chef!
00:23:40Skirty!
00:23:45Skirty!
00:23:47You all don't realize that you actually all work for me.
00:23:50And now you're trying to throw a coup?
00:23:53You!
00:23:55Insolent fools.
00:23:57Let me guess.
00:23:59You're that special guest?
00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:03Throw them out!
00:24:04And not without some broken bones, too.
00:24:14Back down, Max.
00:24:18I got this.
00:24:46What the hell are you two doing here?
00:24:48I thought we were supposed to guard you.
00:24:50No, you're supposed to make sure Miss Lockhart is okay.
00:24:53Oh my god, we're so screwed!
00:25:04Angela!
00:25:06Don't hurt her!
00:25:07You bitch.
00:25:08I've always been sick of you.
00:25:09You just threw yourself at me.
00:25:11How dare you insult my boss like that!
00:25:14Boss?
00:25:14Did you say her boss?
00:25:17Miss Musk?
00:25:18That's Ellen Musk?
00:25:19That woman right there is Angela Lockhart.
00:25:22My boss and sole heiress to the Henry Lockhart's fortune.
00:25:26Their lineage is older than this country itself.
00:25:29Past the American Revolution?
00:25:30Back to the Renaissance.
00:25:32If she's your boss, then that means Angela Lockhart is...
00:25:36That's Lady Lockhart to you.
00:25:38She's royalty.
00:25:39And since you're all subsidiaries, she's your boss's boss.
00:25:43How do you do?
00:25:44Kneel to me!
00:25:46Oh, your majesty.
00:25:49Welcome to the United States.
00:25:52We've always been your loyal subject.
00:25:55Yes, your highness.
00:25:57Is it queen or princess?
00:25:59It doesn't matter!
00:26:01My queen, please forgive our insolence.
00:26:04We didn't mean to offend her.
00:26:06What are you doing, idiot?
00:26:09Let go of the boss lady and beg for forgiveness!
00:26:21What rightfully belongs to you.
00:26:40She's a badass herself.
00:26:42He missed out on a good wife.
00:26:44You, you, you told me your wife was a hippie peddler.
00:26:49Turns out you were the freeloading scumbag this entire time!
00:26:52No! No! Don't believe their lies! I worked hard for everything!
00:26:55You worked for everything?
00:27:02Hi, honey.
00:27:04Our third year anniversary is coming up and I thought that maybe we could do something special this year?
00:27:09I can't focus on anything trivial like that.
00:27:11I have to figure out this bid for the Maple Plaza project and if I get it, I can take
00:27:16the company public.
00:27:24You were nothing before me. All your achievements, all your glory, that's all mine! Including the Maple Plaza contract. I
00:27:36can take all of that away. Just like that.
00:27:40No, you can't take that away from me!
00:27:42So that's why Elon Musk was urging us to pass on deals to this and nobody!
00:27:46Oh, and this antique wedding ring?
00:27:50Yeah, I forgot to tell you.
00:27:52It was Queen Victoria's and it's worth is equivalent to more than an entire country's GDP.
00:28:02Oh, no. I gave you back the ring?
00:28:06I divorced a royal heiress?
00:28:08No! No, please! No! No, please take me back, baby! I still love you!
00:28:18Aw, man. Looks like they've started the party without us.
00:28:21No one's allowed to start a fight without Cole Eisenhower!
00:28:29I got these two again.
00:28:32Did he say...is he Cole Eisenhower?
00:28:35President Eisenhower's descendant. After General Eisenhower won World War II, each of his descendants have all gone on to become
00:28:41five-star generals, the highest rank in the nation's military.
00:28:44Glad you buffoons know your history. Sorry I'm late, babe. I got lost trying to find Atlanta. Then lost again
00:28:50on my way back to New York.
00:28:55And that there is...that is the legendary boy genius, Dr. Wilson.
00:29:01He's Dr. House's protege!
00:29:03Dr. House? I thought that was just a TV show!
00:29:06Oh, no. That's based on a real figure.
00:29:08Yep, that's me. Son of James House. Dr. House, he's practically my uncle.
00:29:13I critically diagnosed the Pope before him when I was just twelve years old.
00:29:17So he's been off crying himself a waterfall somewhere in the Netherlands for the last fifteen years.
00:29:23And I'm late because I ran out of gum and had to make a pit stop.
00:29:30Hey, Alan. Who are these weirdos and why are they here?
00:29:35They're all your fiancés.
00:29:38What?
00:29:40Fiancés?
00:29:42Plural?
00:29:43Fiancés?
00:29:44Plural?
00:29:46Watch it, nerds! I'm her fiancée!
00:29:49No, I'm her fiancée!
00:29:51You can both shut up! I'm her fiancée!
00:29:54It's you!
00:29:55It's me! Who the hell is he?
00:29:57I'm Spider-Man!
00:29:59How are all three of these men my fiancée?
00:30:04Uh, your father had arranged these engagements years ago, but I didn't tell you because you decided to marry Jared
00:30:09Cooper at the time.
00:30:11He has three bad-ass fiancés and she marries his dumbass!
00:30:18Whatever.
00:30:19Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:24Since you're all here, help me finish him.
00:30:29At your service!
00:30:31Me too.
00:30:37One down, two more to go.
00:30:39She's become queen!
00:30:40Bishop to G, four.
00:30:45Ah! Ah! Ah! What is that?
00:30:49The most German fest and water in the Nile River.
00:30:55Ruck to A, eight.
00:31:01Hello?
00:31:04I thought I was king!
00:31:06No, you wish.
00:31:07The king doesn't do anything, so Alan can be my king.
00:31:11Oh, Alan.
00:31:16Bankrupt the forwards right this second.
00:31:23I...
00:31:24I've been bankrupt!
00:31:27No!
00:31:28Who is...
00:31:34I've been bankrupt!
00:31:36No!
00:31:37I told you I would remove all of you from status and power if you didn't cooperate.
00:31:42Well, guess what?
00:31:43Game over.
00:31:44Alright, boys.
00:31:46Let's figure out this four-way engagement.
00:31:48Oh, that's serious business.
00:31:50I'm right with you!
00:31:53Wait for me!
00:31:54Nobody beats me to the finish line!
00:32:05Angela!
00:32:08You already have three fiancés?
00:32:11You can't accuse me of cheating.
00:32:13I...
00:32:14want compensation.
00:32:18You greedy SOB.
00:32:20Who the fuck is that?
00:32:21My ex-husband.
00:32:23Wait.
00:32:24You were married?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:25And if that's a problem for you, then you can totally back out of this engagement.
00:32:30More for me.
00:32:31No, no.
00:32:31Of course not.
00:32:33Just...
00:32:33You want me to check your eyes for you?
00:32:36Don't steal my joke!
00:32:37I can make him disappear without a trace.
00:32:39All evidence of your past with him will be gone.
00:32:43What?
00:32:43Is there something on my face?
00:32:44Uh, yeah.
00:32:46Murderous intent.
00:32:48Let's remarry!
00:32:50Let's remarry!
00:32:52You still don't realize...
00:32:55I only fell in love with you because you saved me from drowning three years ago.
00:33:24Es ist eine Anmerkensweise. Wir müssen direkt direkt weg.
00:33:28Nicole Eisenhower and Shane Wilson are causing mayhem at the company warehouse.
00:33:32Okay, I'm on my way.
00:33:36She should be okay now.
00:33:41Hey, you!
00:33:42Watch over here.
00:33:44I'll be right back.
00:33:53You saved me.
00:33:57Fuck.
00:33:58And wittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:02Fuck.
00:34:03And wittingly gave away my own wife.
00:34:05You've cheated on me, you've hit me, and you've insulted me.
00:34:10And after all that, I never want to see you again.
00:34:14I fucking hate you.
00:34:17Lady Lockhart!
00:34:19God, what now?
00:34:21Yes, we understand that you are a very busy person,
00:34:25but if you're not going to give your ex-husband the Maple Plaza project...
00:34:30How about us three?
00:34:31Yes.
00:34:31Unlike that scumbag, we won't turn on you.
00:34:35Yeah, no.
00:34:36You're all fired for trying to throw a coup.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40This is your fault, you doofus!
00:34:41We never should have believed your bullshit!
00:34:44No!
00:34:45No!
00:34:46No!
00:34:47We can't lose our positions with Ellen Musk and the Lockhart.
00:34:51Our families!
00:34:53I'll get you for this!
00:35:00Hey, I never should have listened to you!
00:35:02I'm ruined because of you!
00:35:18So...
00:35:18What's the situation here?
00:35:20I want to marry you!
00:35:34Listen, I only met you guys a few hours ago, and I'm not interested in flash marriages.
00:35:40What?
00:35:41What if I told you that we've known each other for much longer than just a few hours?
00:35:47Much longer.
00:35:51Angela, your parents would like to have a video call with all of you.
00:35:59My lovely princess, how are you?
00:36:02Look, your mother and I are in Italy.
00:36:04The views here are absolutely stunning.
00:36:07Perfect for a wedding, wouldn't you say?
00:36:09I heard you finally divorced that good-for-nothing blood-sucking free-letter husband of yours.
00:36:16Can't call his name, but...
00:36:19Anyway, congratulations!
00:36:21I've selected three prime young men for you to choose from to replace him.
00:36:26Oh, you must pick one of them to marry, otherwise...
00:36:30Let me do it.
00:36:32You must choose one of them in seven days.
00:36:36Otherwise...
00:36:37We'll kill ourselves.
00:36:39Mom!
00:36:40All right, honey, that's it.
00:36:42Bye!
00:36:44Bye!
00:36:48So, who are we going to choose?
00:36:53Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:36:58Well, what if I want all three of you?
00:37:03That seems greedy.
00:37:10What?
00:37:11I can always remove the other two options.
00:37:15Hey!
00:37:16I may be a doctor, but I can take lives too.
00:37:19I know and have access to all the deadliest poisons in the world.
00:37:24Whoa, okay.
00:37:25No murder, please.
00:37:26I was just kidding.
00:37:29We have seven days to win her over.
00:37:31Ooh.
00:37:33It's like the Bachelorette.
00:37:35I know.
00:37:36We'll start with challenge one.
00:37:39Welcome to the show, the three badasses who want me.
00:37:43Today, we have our first challenge.
00:37:48What is all of this?
00:37:51You'll see.
00:38:00Oh my god, oh my god, cockroaches!
00:38:03All women are afraid of cockroaches.
00:38:05And it is every man's job to save their beloved woman from this monstrosity of a creature.
00:38:11What will our three candidates do to prove their undying love for our single, but screaming her head off, heiress?
00:38:26Looks like one of our contestants has already called it quits.
00:38:29It's up to the final two!
00:38:54Crunchy.
00:38:56That is sick, Cole.
00:38:57Hey, when you're stranded in the middle of the battlefield, you'll be glad to see one of these around.
00:39:04There are two more left.
00:39:05Wanna try one?
00:39:06Oh my god, no!
00:39:07No, no!
00:39:09Oh my god, save me!
00:39:11Save you!
00:39:12You're gonna save me!
00:39:16I'm a germaphoic doctor.
00:39:18These hands can't get germs on them.
00:39:20They're for surgery and saving lives.
00:39:37Oh, thank god you're here.
00:39:40Are you alright, honey?
00:39:43Angela!
00:39:46Alright, you won the first challenge, so you're a reward.
00:39:50You get to watch over her for the night.
00:39:52Just don't cross the line, if you know what I mean.
00:39:55I'm not her scumbag husband.
00:39:56You have nothing to worry about.
00:40:03Honestly, even if you guys fuck, it's not like it's against the rules or anything.
00:40:06At least my girl can get some.
00:40:08I bet her husband has a small dick anyway.
00:40:13The cockroaches!
00:40:16There's nothing in this room except you and me, okay?
00:40:19I'm going to kill Ellen when I see her tomorrow.
00:40:26I need a drink!
00:40:35Whoa, easy! You're on an empty stomach!
00:40:38Oh, why do you care?
00:40:41Are you trying to drink away your sorrows, Angela?
00:40:46You guys were right.
00:40:48I was blind for marrying that asshole.
00:40:51You know, I wasted three whole years of my life with him.
00:40:57He never even loved me.
00:40:59And I gave up my entire career for him.
00:41:05Do you really think that you would still be number one on the Forbes 30 under 30 list if I
00:41:09was around?
00:41:13You may not be number one on Forbes list, but you know what you're number one in?
00:41:19What?
00:41:23You're number one here.
00:41:30You know, we've known each other kind of a long time.
00:41:34Lies.
00:41:36You all just want something from me.
00:41:44Angela.
00:41:46I know it's hard to trust again.
00:41:48But I assure you, I don't care what family you're from.
00:41:55I'm the richest man in the nation.
00:41:57I don't need your power, your status, your wealth, your connections.
00:42:04I just need you.
00:42:08I'll prove my love to you within six days. I promise.
00:42:22Screw the contest. I just want love.
00:42:27Angela. You're drunk.
00:42:30I'm an adult. Can't a girl just get what she wants?
00:42:34Okay.
00:42:40But love and sex aren't exactly the same thing.
00:42:44Well, they're not mutually exclusive either.
00:42:47Hey.
00:42:56This is what you want.
00:42:57Oh.
00:43:089 inch penis.
00:43:10Morning to you too.
00:43:12You sure you were drunk last night? You were-
00:43:15A girl remembers when she's had a 9 inch penis inside of her.
00:43:20Well, glad you enjoyed it.
00:43:23But don't tell Shane or Cole.
00:43:27Because then they would-
00:43:28Say that you were being unfair?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Technically, us having sex doesn't break any rules.
00:43:33I won the first challenge and according to Ellen, my prize was to spend a night with you anyways.
00:43:40Don't make this any harder than it already is.
00:43:46Are you sure you don't want it pretty hard?
00:43:50Stop.
00:43:54Fine, fine, fine.
00:43:57I won't tell.
00:44:00But only on one condition.
00:44:06You have to go out on a date with me.
00:44:12Fine.
00:44:16I've had a crush on you since college, Angela.
00:44:19You never noticed me.
00:44:23Well, uh, you should get dressed and get out of here before anyone sees you.
00:44:31It's only 7am.
00:44:32She's still sleeping.
00:44:33I'm not sleeping alone.
00:44:34Yeah, I'm not letting my fiance be alone with another man for another second.
00:44:41Morning, gentlemen.
00:44:42Oh, or shall I say ruffman?
00:44:44Oh, don't mind him.
00:44:47What's up, guys?
00:44:48We're ready for the second challenge.
00:44:51No cockroaches this time.
00:44:52Yes.
00:44:53No more terrifying things.
00:44:55That was my bad, Angela.
00:44:56This better be a good challenge, Ellen.
00:44:58I'm sure you'll all enjoy this one.
00:45:00The second challenge is...
00:45:02The second challenge is...
00:45:04A date.
00:45:06Lane, I should have asked for something else.
00:45:08A date?
00:45:09That's it.
00:45:10What's the catch?
00:45:11No catch.
00:45:12No catch.
00:45:12Just who Miss Lockhart enjoys spending her time with the most.
00:45:15As simple as that.
00:45:16I know what I want to do.
00:45:17Let's start with me first.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:19Calls up first.
00:45:20Then...
00:45:20Me.
00:45:21Save the best for last.
00:45:24Ain't that right, Angela?
00:45:25Then it's decided.
00:45:30Please don't take my BMW away!
00:45:33Too bad.
00:45:34You pissed off the lot of parts.
00:45:37I have nothing left!
00:45:46It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:45:52It's that bitch who ruined me!
00:46:02General Eisenhower!
00:46:03Serve!
00:46:04At ease, Lieutenant!
00:46:05This is my Lieutenant.
00:46:07He also manages this boxing gym.
00:46:09Blessing me to Madam Eisenhower!
00:46:10He's so serious.
00:46:12But...
00:46:13Hang on.
00:46:14Lieutenant!
00:46:15I don't know who I'm going to marry yet!
00:46:17Baby!
00:46:18I decided to take you here on my first date so that I can introduce you to my guns!
00:46:22Guns?
00:46:22Like...
00:46:23Murder?
00:46:23Weapons?
00:46:24Yes!
00:46:26Murder Weapons!
00:46:46Like my guns, babe!
00:46:48Pretty rock hard!
00:46:50Yeah!
00:46:51Let me show you what I can do with them!
00:46:53Lieutenant!
00:46:54Come close!
00:46:56Wait!
00:46:57You're just going to hit him like that?
00:46:59He's not even going to fight back?
00:47:00Fighting back will be treason, ma'am!
00:47:02Treason?
00:47:03You guys are way too serious.
00:47:06Look, you rock hard bitch!
00:47:07I caught you!
00:47:08If I'm going down, you're all going down with me!
00:47:11Lieutenant!
00:47:12Pinster attack!
00:47:25You dare try to hurt my wife?!
00:47:30I will make you pay!
00:47:33You don't mean to keep beating him up, we can just take him to the cops!
00:47:36Not when he tries to hurt you!
00:47:44He's always a bit violent.
00:47:46Some might call it being protective.
00:47:48Poor anger issues.
00:47:50What if we get married and I forget to use a coaster on an antique table or something?
00:47:54Is he going to be, like, rough?
00:47:57Hey, some girls are into that.
00:47:59I don't know if I am.
00:48:02Well, maybe Shane will be your type.
00:48:07Your date with Shane starts now.
00:48:14Hey.
00:48:16Cool ride.
00:48:17A gift from the Chancellor of Germany when I saved his wife.
00:48:21Impressive.
00:48:24Your breath smells like peppermint.
00:48:27Refreshing.
00:48:29I got cool mint, too.
00:48:31Huh?
00:48:31Or do you prefer spearmint?
00:48:34What do you not have in this coat of yours?
00:48:38Fruit flavor gum.
00:48:39I can't stand those.
00:48:40So, where are you taking me tonight?
00:48:42Let me show you.
00:48:50Dr. Wilson!
00:48:52A VIP of VIPs!
00:48:55Right this way.
00:48:56A VIP of VIPs?
00:48:57Ah!
00:48:58Just some other guy I saved.
00:48:59I forget who.
00:49:01You saved a lot of football.
00:49:03I do what I can.
00:49:05Oh my gosh.
00:49:07It's my gold digging neighbor who just got dumped by her husband.
00:49:11Sandra Miller.
00:49:13What are you doing here?
00:49:14I just thought this was for the VIP of VIPs.
00:49:17Your mother-in-law told me all about the divorce and how you hired some gigolo to beat her and
00:49:21Kaylee Vanderbilt up.
00:49:24How low of you.
00:49:26What are you doing here, Sandra?
00:49:28Of course your bird brain wouldn't remember.
00:49:30I sell high fashion jewelry pieces so high-end, you couldn't even afford even if you sold your organs.
00:49:36The auction begins.
00:49:38I'll deal with you later.
00:49:42Here, I'll just do a good seat.
00:49:47Cameron, I have a task for you.
00:49:53Our next piece is absolutely extraordinary.
00:49:57Cleopatra's Armband.
00:49:59Sold by our vendor, Sandra Miller.
00:50:02For five million dollars.
00:50:05Excuse me.
00:50:07I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:09It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:12I'd like to donate this piece to auction.
00:50:15It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:50:16What are you doing?
00:50:18Just watch.
00:50:25That is Queen Victoria's ring?
00:50:27Please.
00:50:28I'm an expert and that's a fake.
00:50:30She probably got it at the flea market she works at.
00:50:33You work at a flea market?
00:50:35Not this again.
00:50:36Cut the bullshit.
00:50:38That wouldn't even sell for five dollars.
00:50:40Oh yeah?
00:50:41Here, you want it?
00:50:41For free.
00:50:43Ew!
00:50:43I don't want that trash from a stinky hippie peddler.
00:50:47Well, that's too bad then.
00:50:49Because you are the fraud.
00:50:53What are you talking about?
00:50:54Who the hell are you to accuse me?
00:50:56Throw them out!
00:50:58Dr. Wilson, I know you're a legend in medicine.
00:51:01But we're professionals.
00:51:03Oh yeah?
00:51:04And that armband sells for five million dollars?
00:51:08Yeah.
00:51:09Mine is the real thing.
00:51:10You two are just upset because you're too poor
00:51:13to afford our luxury items.
00:51:16What was that so?
00:51:17When a so-called expert fell to recognize Queen Victoria's ring then?
00:51:21Dear Lord.
00:51:23This is real.
00:51:25No.
00:51:25It's authentic.
00:51:27It's Queen Victoria's ring.
00:51:32Cameron, what have you found?
00:51:35Yeah, that picture of Cleopatra's armband you sent me?
00:51:38It's a replica.
00:51:40I had the same one right here at the flea market.
00:51:43So, you are the fraud.
00:51:47You just went to the flea market so you can buy some fakes.
00:51:51And Cameron, how much are these fakes being sold for?
00:51:54$150.
00:51:56Wow, not even five dollars.
00:51:59Sandra.
00:52:00You've been deepening us the whole time?
00:52:04Arrest her!
00:52:05No!
00:52:06Please!
00:52:06Even this one time!
00:52:08Please!
00:52:09What's going on, Dr. Wilson?
00:52:12Uh, investigating lead poisoning from cheap jewelry for the Emperor of Japan, but...
00:52:16Black Calista from the jewelry industry forever.
00:52:27I had a really great time tonight.
00:52:30Me too.
00:52:31May I have a kiss?
00:52:48Yes.
00:52:49Something wrong?
00:52:50Do you always have gum in your mouth?
00:52:57Yep.
00:52:58You never have to worry about stinky breath for me.
00:53:11You owe us a bunch of money, Cooper.
00:53:15I don't have any money.
00:53:17How did you pay for this hotel, then?
00:53:20I guess you'll only pay up if I break your other way.
00:53:26Stop!
00:53:31Mr. Vanderbilt.
00:53:34Mr. Buffett.
00:53:38Mr. Buffett.
00:53:39This is the contract for the Maple Plaza project.
00:53:42That's right.
00:53:43Miss Musk wanted me to give it to you.
00:53:46I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:53:48I knew Angela was still in love with me.
00:53:51No, no, sir.
00:53:52Sorry about those injuries from earlier.
00:53:54It was all just a little misunderstanding.
00:53:57Yeah, we could be partners again.
00:54:00And then maybe you can tell Lady Lockhart to put in a good word for us?
00:54:06Angela still loves me.
00:54:07She's just throwing a fit.
00:54:08She'll be back to me soon enough.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11Do you need any help winning her back?
00:54:13We can give you jewelry to give to her.
00:54:16I was just sucking up to these pricks a few days ago and now they're all begging me to help
00:54:20them out.
00:54:21You're so damn good to be in power.
00:54:25Sure.
00:54:26I'll put in a good word for you.
00:54:28I just need-
00:54:29Anything.
00:54:30You tell us, we'll give you anything.
00:54:32Once I take everything from these idiots, I'll go after Angela Lockhart for my revenge.
00:54:44I'll be giving a contract to Jared Cooper just like you asked me to.
00:54:48Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:54:52Well done, he'll be fucked soon.
00:54:54I don't get it, Miss Musk.
00:54:56My contract has a preliminary clause.
00:54:58It requires him to pay 50% of the costs up front as a deposit.
00:55:01And if he can't, then what?
00:55:03He'll be bankrupt.
00:55:05So as long as his greeting has to take it.
00:55:08I'm avenging my best friend.
00:55:10I want to show the world that without Angela Lockhart, he's nothing.
00:55:20I signed the Maple Plaza project.
00:55:24We should celebrate.
00:55:25You did?
00:55:26You see, I know my son has it in him.
00:55:29That skank, Angela, is nothing next to you.
00:55:32And it's all thanks to you, sweetheart.
00:55:35Actually, it's thanks to Angela.
00:55:40What?
00:55:41You're trying to ditch me to go back to your wife?
00:55:44Oh, no, no, no, no, he's not.
00:55:46Jared, what are you doing?
00:55:48You have such a beautiful and bright future ahead of you.
00:55:52It's my decision, Mom.
00:55:54I'm the head of the house here.
00:55:56I'm telling my dad.
00:55:57Fine, go right ahead.
00:55:59He has enough problems himself.
00:56:00If you're obedient, I'll keep you around as his side piece.
00:56:03But if not, you can scram.
00:56:06Dad.
00:56:08Jared is being mean to me.
00:56:10Teach him a lesson.
00:56:10Kayleigh, be a good girl, okay?
00:56:13Jared has the backing of some very powerful people now.
00:56:17Don't get on his bad side.
00:56:18We can't afford to piss him off.
00:56:21So do as he says.
00:56:22With that?
00:56:30I'm sorry.
00:56:32Be your side piece.
00:56:34Very good.
00:56:35I'm happy you've come around.
00:56:37Now let's go celebrate.
00:56:41I mean, do I really want to be with Mr. Minty Mouth forever, though?
00:56:45But that tongue action, though.
00:56:48Tongue is important.
00:56:49In more than just one spot.
00:56:51Arlene, we are in public.
00:56:52It's true.
00:56:54Stomachache.
00:56:56Again?
00:56:56I have to run to the bathroom.
00:56:58Devin should be here to pick you up soon.
00:57:02Devin's late.
00:57:04Not a good sign for a date.
00:57:07This hotel restaurant has five Michelin stars.
00:57:12It's her.
00:57:14She's alone.
00:57:15With no one to save her.
00:57:18You whore.
00:57:19You seduced my son so he could get back with you.
00:57:26Let me tell you.
00:57:27I would never go back even if your entire family got down on their knees and begged me.
00:57:35Hey, you guys can fight all you want.
00:57:37You need to take this somewhere else.
00:57:39Who ever gets rid of her from me gets all this.
00:57:42Plus, why do I have to leave? She's the one starting shit.
00:57:45Because I have money and you don't. You're just a stinky hippie peddler.
00:57:50And my son just signed a $100 billion contract.
00:57:54He's still got the contract?
00:57:56Hmm.
00:57:57Must be Ellen's doing.
00:57:59Even if he does sign it, he doesn't have the liquidity to pay the deposit up front.
00:58:03Oh, he's just gonna...
00:58:05Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:08Bet you've never seen this much cash before.
00:58:13You take my charity and toss it in my face as if it's your own.
00:58:19My maid wouldn't even pick up such a pitiful amount.
00:58:22$1,000 to take her away.
00:58:25$2,000 to drag her away.
00:58:28$5,000 to beat her away.
00:58:33Oh, whoa, hey!
00:58:35Hey!
00:58:36Ow, hey!
00:58:39You okay? Are you hurt?
00:58:46Weakling.
00:58:46You! You! Just a few days ago, you found yourself a boy toy right after getting divorced.
00:58:52And now you have two more.
00:58:54What a whore. What a whore.
00:58:56Yeah. And Jared wanted to get back with her?
00:58:59What if she has an STD?
00:59:02Oh, like sleeping with a married man wouldn't give you an STD.
00:59:06Let's go. We'll expose her to Jared.
00:59:09Hang on.
00:59:11What do you want?
00:59:12I'll scream!
00:59:14I don't hear a woman.
00:59:15But I never said I don't kill him.
00:59:19But I never said I don't kill him.
00:59:22Oh, God. He is a murderer.
00:59:25What if he murders me?
00:59:26Not him. Definitely not him.
00:59:33We're not afraid of you.
00:59:34Enough. This isn't a war zone.
00:59:37You'll be removed from being a five-star general if you hurt a civilian without adequate cause.
00:59:42I was just messing with them.
00:59:44Was he though?
00:59:45We're not afraid of you.
00:59:48Jared! You have to avenge us.
00:59:50Look at this slut. She's found two more boy toys. She's cheating on you. Don't get back with her.
00:59:55Oh, Mr. Cooper, it's you. I apologize for this scene.
00:59:58I'll toss out the potty crashers immediately so that you can go to your salvation banquet.
01:00:03Who did you say you were gonna toss out? Who did you say you were gonna toss out?
01:00:07The potty crashers.
01:00:11You have any idea who that is? That's my wife.
01:00:14We saved that title for the real skank over there.
01:00:18That's right. Know your place.
01:00:20Shut up.
01:00:20She's cheating on you.
01:00:24I know your place. You're just a side piece. If I still want you, that is.
01:00:28Eric, have you gone mad? This is Eric Vanderbilt's only daughter. You slap her for this whore?
01:00:34Mom!
01:00:35They really think there's something, huh?
01:00:38Angela's an heiress to a family whose wealth and status goes back to the Victorian age.
01:00:42She's richer even than Ellen Musk.
01:00:45I only got the Maple Plaza project because she gave it to me.
01:00:49What?
01:00:50You, apologize right now or I will kick you and your father to the curb.
01:01:00I'm sorry.
01:01:01No. This can't be. I made you divorce.
01:01:10Go home. You're not suited to come with me to my celebration banquet.
01:01:20I apologize on behalf of my mother.
01:01:23Honey, I know you came here to celebrate my achievements.
01:01:27I promise no one will bother you anymore.
01:01:29I didn't come here for you.
01:01:32I'm on a date.
01:01:34A date with two men at the same time?
01:01:38She really is a whore.
01:01:40Angela, please forgive me. I really do love you.
01:01:45Oh-ho! Lady Knockhart is here!
01:01:49Oh-ho! Lady Knockhart is here!
01:01:52Yeah, we already know you beat Ford's effort. We're too old for that.
01:01:59They're here for my celebration banquet.
01:02:01Please, you gave me the contract so if anyone should go as my guest of honor, it should be you.
01:02:07Oh yes, please, Ms. Lockhart, join us. We'll all be one happy business family again.
01:02:13What the hell are you all doing here?
01:02:15Where were you?
01:02:17Stomach issues.
01:02:19Again? Would you like my diagnosis?
01:02:22No.
01:02:24Let me make myself clear, okay?
01:02:28I would rather die than be with you again.
01:02:32Seems that they're not actually on good terms.
01:02:36I can't lose face in front of these pricks. Otherwise they'll cut me off too.
01:02:39Angela, I know you're still mad, but please give me a chance. I'll prove it to you.
01:02:44You want a chance?
01:02:45Angela, no. You have three great guys here who all want to marry you. Don't take him back.
01:02:52I'll give you two choices.
01:02:55I'll give you two choices.
01:02:59Me.
01:03:00Or the contract.
01:03:02You're kidding me.
01:03:04No, I'm not kidding you.
01:03:06If you choose me, we can remarry this week.
01:03:10But you don't get the $100 billion contract.
01:03:14The choice is all yours.
01:03:16That's a tough choice.
01:03:18You think so? He either marries the royal heiress or gets a contract that takes his company to the moon.
01:03:23Either way, he benefits.
01:03:26Why can't I have both?
01:03:27You really are a greedy bastard.
01:03:30Angela, I saved you in the pool, remember? I deserved the contract.
01:03:35Did you really?
01:03:39Look who's fashionably late now.
01:03:43He didn't save her at the pool.
01:03:45Wait, what are you talking about?
01:03:48I choose the contract.
01:03:50I knew it. You'll get what's coming to you.
01:03:54With this contract, my company's earning potential is limitless.
01:03:59Angela Lockhart, you humiliated me in front of everyone. I will get you one day.
01:04:04Let me show you something.
01:04:16You saved me.
01:04:22You saved me.
01:04:25You saved me.
01:04:35With the rest of our lives.
01:04:36No, no. I wasn't lying. I just couldn't remember exactly what happened that day.
01:04:49Does that mean we both each saved her once?
01:04:53What? Me?
01:04:54And Dr. Wilson losing at saving people?
01:04:58No way.
01:04:59You guys, one of you, do something life-threatening right now.
01:05:03You're crazy.
01:05:05And actually, they've all been doing horrible shit behind your back.
01:05:11What?
01:05:13Mr. Sterling had me investigate their company's dealings.
01:05:16Turns out they've been fudging the numbers on your shared accounts and contracts.
01:05:20To put it simply, they've been stealing from you.
01:05:23I can't believe I didn't realize.
01:05:26Ms. Lockhart, I'm so sorry. I should have had third-party accountants check thoroughly.
01:05:31No, it's not your fault. They're just too slick.
01:05:34Would you like me to punish them for you?
01:05:36Oh god, no. Not that again. Please.
01:05:39Max.
01:05:41You know what to do.
01:05:55The banks have pulled all of our funds.
01:05:57All business ties have been severed.
01:05:59We're bankrupt!
01:06:05How did you do that?
01:06:07Who are you?
01:06:08And don't say Spider-Man!
01:06:12I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:15I'll tell you who I am.
01:06:20I am...
01:06:22Crypto-punk number two.
01:06:23What did he say he was?
01:06:25That's more bizarre than Spider-Man.
01:06:28You're Crypto-punk number two?
01:06:31Well, I'm Crypto-punk number one.
01:06:33See? You are number one at something.
01:06:35The most expensive NFT collection in the world.
01:06:39Forget Forbes' list.
01:06:41It's all about young money now.
01:06:43So...
01:06:44How about our date?
01:06:50I'm not letting them one-up me on this one.
01:06:53I'll spy two.
01:07:07They forgot to cancel my contract.
01:07:10I still have the $100 billion project.
01:07:14What?
01:07:15I'm rich!
01:07:17They make them all pay soon!
01:07:25What?
01:07:26Mr. Cooper, sir.
01:07:27The Maple Plaza contract requires us to provide 50% of the costs up front.
01:07:31Otherwise, it's a breach of contract and we'll have to pay for all financial repercussions.
01:07:35No!
01:07:37I'm bankrupt!
01:07:40You're in the law car.
01:07:42You tricked me!
01:07:48Oh, allow me.
01:07:52I'm sorry I was late, my queen.
01:07:54I had to get some very important materials...
01:07:58for our special date.
01:08:01Well, cheers.
01:08:03Cheers.
01:08:12Cheers.
01:08:12This looks good.
01:08:18Did you use my spices?
01:08:21I know your ex-in-law has never appreciated you.
01:08:25You can have all the money and power in the world and you still can't force a man to love
01:08:30you.
01:08:32I couldn't even remember our anniversary.
01:08:38Angela.
01:08:40Your future...
01:08:42with me...
01:08:45is gonna be different.
01:08:47Come on.
01:08:48Go to the stands!
01:08:50Okay.
01:09:07Wow.
01:09:09Devin, I can't believe this is what I've been missing out on these past few years.
01:09:14just because of some silly mistake.
01:09:17Angela.
01:09:19I've known and loved you for three whole years.
01:09:22Ashley.
01:09:24I've also loved you for three years.
01:09:26That's right.
01:09:27I fell in love with you three years ago, too.
01:09:30How is all of this possible?
01:09:33I didn't meet any of you until recently.
01:09:35Well, actually, maybe Devin, but...
01:09:40I've had a crush on you since college.
01:09:43You're my motivation to go to business school.
01:09:47Despite who you were, you never judged me for being poor.
01:09:53Are you trying to get hired at Fortune 500 in a suit like that?
01:10:01All you do is babble on and on about internet money, Bitcoin and shit like that.
01:10:09Are you trying to steal my smart?
01:10:13I'll teach you a lesson.
01:10:16Hey! Get away from me!
01:10:18Angela!
01:10:21Fikes the girl.
01:10:22I like her.
01:10:34How is he?
01:10:35It's a rare poison.
01:10:36Made from a mixture of dried roots found in Africa.
01:10:41Can he be cured?
01:10:42I actually think I know that poison.
01:10:44It sounds really scary, but its cure can actually be found in any developed country.
01:10:49Households sold.
01:10:57I like her.
01:10:59There you go.
01:11:02What time is it up?
01:11:04Oh, shoot. I'm late for swim practice.
01:11:14I like her.
01:11:16We have been rivals ever since.
01:11:18So, that's how I, well, we all met.
01:11:23I barely remember.
01:11:25Should have never let you go to swim practice that day.
01:11:28Matthew Richards, the guy who poisoned me, attacked you out of revenge.
01:11:33You wouldn't have known.
01:11:34I did hear he dropped out and became a loan shark though.
01:11:36That makes you feel any better.
01:11:38Yeah, I think that suits him a little better.
01:11:41Yeah.
01:11:41Angela, your seven days is almost up.
01:11:44Now that you know they all loved and fought for you for three years.
01:11:48Who will you pick?
01:11:53How can that be?
01:11:55Angela Lockhart is an heiress?
01:12:02Kayleigh, we've gone bankrupt.
01:12:06Bankrupt?
01:12:07The Vanderbilt's have gone bankrupt?
01:12:11Well then, get out of here.
01:12:13You can't do this to me!
01:12:18Jared!
01:12:19Mom, it's me.
01:12:20What happened?
01:12:22Jared, I have carefully reconsidered.
01:12:25Angela is way better than this dimwit.
01:12:27You should get back with your wife.
01:12:30I'm bankrupt.
01:12:31What?
01:12:35Jared Cooper.
01:12:38We're here to propose your belongings.
01:12:41Yes.
01:12:42No one is going to save you now.
01:12:45What?
01:12:49What kind of an asshole throws his own mother to the dogs?
01:12:56Who will you pick?
01:13:00I...
01:13:05I brought you fried chicken.
01:13:06Fried chicken?
01:13:08Hey, not all girls like sushi and caviar.
01:13:10Yeah, he's right.
01:13:11I did live in Atlanta for three months.
01:13:13Sucking up last minute!
01:13:15At least I don't speak like an AI robot.
01:13:18Hey, stop.
01:13:19Stop.
01:13:21Welcome back to The Bachelorette.
01:13:23I mean, the three badasses who want me.
01:13:27I mean, Angela Lockhart...
01:13:30You know what I mean.
01:13:31Today, our heiress bachelorette will choose.
01:13:35Which one of our three badasses will she marry?
01:13:39Will it be Shane, the doctor?
01:13:43Cole, the general?
01:13:46Or Devin, the CEO?
01:13:52Uh, looks like our bachelorette may need to do a little more time to decide.
01:13:56Oh, the suspense is killing me!
01:13:59But when she does, she will take this eternal rose made from glass imported from Venice and give it to
01:14:06our winner.
01:14:08Angela?
01:14:11Angela?
01:14:12Oh.
01:14:13I, uh...
01:14:16I need more time to think.
01:14:21Uh, while our bachelorette takes a little time to decide, why don't we check in with each of our candidates?
01:14:28Let's check in with each of our candidates.
01:14:31Let's start with Cole.
01:14:32Cole.
01:14:37There's not much to say.
01:14:39Who wouldn't want a five-star general who has huge biceps and massive chest?
01:14:46Who would protect their...
01:14:50Okay.
01:14:51Thank you.
01:14:53Uh, Shane?
01:14:56Muscles, money...
01:14:58They only get you so far.
01:14:59But you need a well-balanced man like me.
01:15:02That has more than one way to keep a lady happy.
01:15:05If you know what I mean.
01:15:10I think we do.
01:15:11And Devin.
01:15:14That was quite disgusting.
01:15:18I just hope Angela's okay.
01:15:20I know she's going under a lot of stress right now.
01:15:23A lot of choices to make.
01:15:25And she's my queen.
01:15:27I just really hope she's okay.
01:15:29And then one more thing.
01:15:31What kind of a doctor brings fried chicken to a girl?
01:15:36That's a good point.
01:15:37It's bad for her heart.
01:15:39And then you!
01:15:41What?
01:15:41You know what they say about military men.
01:15:45They beat their wives.
01:15:50Enough!
01:15:53Stand up!
01:15:55Hey, you guys.
01:15:58Whoa!
01:15:59Break it up!
01:16:00Hey!
01:16:01Break it up!
01:16:06Cut to commercial!
01:16:08Cut to commercial!
01:16:26This is the hardest decision I've ever had to make in my entire life.
01:16:32Who do I choose?
01:16:41Angela's married me!
01:16:42We're not stealing her from you.
01:16:43Oh yeah?
01:16:45I may be a doctor, but like I said, I know and possess the deadliest poisons in the world.
01:16:53What don't you have with your coat?
01:16:55Fruit flavored gum!
01:16:57I won't let you take Angela away from me.
01:16:59I'll fight you to the dead.
01:17:01Don't forget about me.
01:17:03It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:08These stupid profile cards don't make any sense. They do not help.
01:17:12Who made these?
01:17:32It's time I reveal my true identity.
01:17:37I'm actually a part of the X-Men.
01:17:40And I have the power of telekinesis!
01:17:59We may have to work together to take him down.
01:18:12This battle within our heads is the most intense I've ever experienced.
01:18:16I may not be able to take them both down if they decide to team up.
01:18:20Winter Mint or Cool Mint?
01:18:27You know, I've always really liked your hair.
01:18:30Really?
01:18:32I'm actually pretty self-conscious about it.
01:18:35So I appreciate that.
01:18:38Hey, hey, hey.
01:18:39You know, Cool.
01:18:40I've always really liked the way you talk.
01:18:44Really?
01:18:45Yeah.
01:18:48What do you got for me?
01:18:50I always really liked the way you chew gum.
01:18:54Yeah?
01:18:54Yeah.
01:18:55It's fresh, right?
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:57Yeah, yeah.
01:18:59You know, you're actually a really good doctor.
01:19:01Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:19:02I'll check you out.
01:19:03You need me to look at you?
01:19:04I got you.
01:19:05I'll take care.
01:19:06Yeah, cool.
01:19:07Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:09Angela's been kidnapped!
01:19:11It was Sarah Cooper!
01:19:13That fucker!
01:19:14We have to find her.
01:19:15What the hell?
01:19:16Her ring.
01:19:17Her dad installed a GPS tracking mechanism on her ring just in case.
01:19:21Well, let's go then!
01:19:22By the way!
01:19:23My fiancé!
01:19:24My fiancé!
01:19:30Jared.
01:19:34What am I doing here?
01:19:37You destroyed me.
01:19:40They took everything.
01:19:43What?
01:19:44Nothing left.
01:19:46It's not my fault you were too greedy.
01:19:50Is it greedy?
01:19:51To have sex with my wife?
01:19:54Angela!
01:19:54Come in!
01:19:58It's too late!
01:20:00I drugged her.
01:20:01She'll be dead soon unless-
01:20:02Yeah?
01:20:03Have you forgotten who I am?
01:20:05It really does have everything in this cult.
01:20:07Everything except for-
01:20:08Yeah, except for fruit-
01:20:09Flavor gum!
01:20:10Get it already!
01:20:10Just save my boss!
01:20:14Here you go.
01:20:20You're all good now.
01:20:21Oh, thank God.
01:20:23But what do we do with that piece of shit?
01:20:26What?
01:20:26What are you gonna do to me?
01:20:28Hey, stop!
01:20:29No!
01:20:29Don't-
01:20:30Ah!
01:20:31Ah!
01:20:32Enjoy your erectile dysfunction forever.
01:20:39Glad we didn't actually have that fight.
01:20:41Turns out he's the most dangerous of them all.
01:20:49So who did you pick, sweetheart?
01:20:52We've invited the most important figures of the world to your wedding!
01:20:55The Prince of Bhutan!
01:20:57And remember, we will kill ourselves if you don't choose.
01:21:05Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:21:09We're down to the wire.
01:21:11Literally, the wedding day.
01:21:13But who's the groom?
01:21:26Welcome back to the finale of The Three Badasses Who Want Me.
01:21:31But who's the groom?
01:21:35Uh, seems our era still hasn't decided.
01:21:39Any input from the parents?
01:21:41Maybe that will help sway our bachelorette's choice.
01:21:45Well, this is exciting!
01:21:47Who should my daughter pick?
01:21:50Let me think.
01:21:54I like the doctor.
01:21:56He's cute.
01:21:59But the general looks like a strong fellow.
01:22:03And we can't forget about Devon Sterling, the one who's loved her the longest.
01:22:07Isn't that right, Devon?
01:22:09Angela!
01:22:15You are all three very fine gentlemen.
01:22:21And I'm really grateful for all of your love.
01:22:24But this was a really hard decision.
01:22:28And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:22:34And I decided to devise one last challenge.
01:22:42I'm just kidding.
01:22:43I'm just as sick of this as you guys are.
01:22:49Each of our candidates have saved our main character.
01:22:52I mean bachelorette once.
01:22:55They've all proven their undying love.
01:22:57So who gets to unlock Angela Lockhart's heart?
01:23:01Literally.
01:23:03Could it be the sexy and protective, general with a temper, Mr. Cole Eisenhower?
01:23:15Or the fun, wicked-minded, but kind of weird, Dr. Shane Wilson?
01:23:25And last but not least, could it be the richest man of them all?
01:23:30The man Angela would have married a long time ago, Mr. Devon Sterling.
01:23:37Gentlemen.
01:23:39It's been a pleasure getting to know you.
01:23:42As...
01:23:42May the best man win.
01:23:44May the best man win.
01:23:47Drum roll please.
01:24:02Seriously Ricky?
01:24:12I choose...
01:24:21I need a powerful strong man and you really feel like you can protect me.
01:24:27Who could resist those guns?
01:24:31Do they interest you in an NFD, Ellen?
01:24:34Do you like a full body check-up?
01:24:35Do you like a full body check-up?
01:24:49Shane, it's you. I'm lovesick for you.
01:24:52You like that minty flavor, don't you?
01:24:54Yeah.
01:24:57It's that tongue action, ladies and gents.
01:25:00Ellen, be my new queen.
01:25:02I thought we could go together.
01:25:03Thank guns, babe!
01:25:16It's always been you.
01:25:26I'll always love you.
01:25:30Let's give it up for those nine inches, everybody.
01:25:33Ellen, Ellen.
01:25:34Would you like a full body check-up?
01:25:36Have you seen my murderer weapons?
01:25:37I need fruit-flavored gum for you.
01:25:48It's hanging fruit?
01:25:52bed.
01:25:58It wouldn't make stuff happen, right?
01:26:04You are really cold.
01:26:05Not to be nervous.
01:26:06Vielen Dank.
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