00:00In 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:03You don't say the last one, it's okay.
00:05Anaconda!
00:09I don't want to wait, man.
00:11Doug, what are you talking about?
00:13Let's do it.
00:14Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:16Yes.
00:17Wait.
00:18What?
00:22This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:24We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:27What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:28Two and a half million dollars.
00:30We've approved a loan for up to...
00:33$9,400.
00:34Yes.
00:37We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:39Run and gun.
00:40We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:46Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:48I love you, Derek!
00:49Kenny, you shoot it.
00:50Here we go.
00:51Doug, you direct.
00:52Action!
00:53Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01Bro!
01:01Maybe it'll be okay.
01:02Cutting.
01:06This is Anaconda.
01:08And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:13We have to go out in the jungle
01:18and find another one.
01:26What is that?
01:28Oh my
01:33We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted
01:39Now we die
01:43It's okay, you're safe, I'm here
01:46Holy
01:47My anaconda
01:50Keep rolling
01:55He's dead
01:56Oh no, what are we going to do?
01:58What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
02:01That's a really smart idea
02:04Doug would have wanted this
02:06I'm not sure he would have wanted this
02:08Look at the snake
02:10He's alive
02:11I think he checked his balls
02:12He did
02:15He's right behind you
02:16What the hell is on my back?
02:18It's a long story
02:19Ruined
02:20Ruined
02:21Ruined
02:22Ruined
02:23Ruined
02:27Ruined
02:33Ruined
02:35Ruined
02:36Ruined
02:36Ruined
02:36Ruined
02:36Ruined
02:37Ruined
02:37Grazie a tutti
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