00:00www.mesmerism.info
00:04www.mesmerism.info
00:04You know how to pop lock?
00:05Pass it over.
00:06Take it back.
00:08You got it.
00:12Oh God, I am so sorry.
00:13No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:16I'm John.
00:17I'm Laurie.
00:28I love you.
00:29I love you too.
00:34I don't, I don't understand.
00:35I really don't. 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder.
00:38I am not.
00:42Thunder Buddies for life, right Johnny?
00:44Fucking right.
00:44Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
00:46When you hear the sound of thunder
00:48Don't you get too scared
00:49Just grab your thunder buddy
00:51And say these magic words
00:53Fuck you thunder, you can suck my dick
00:56You can't get me thunder
00:58Cause you're just God's farts
01:12I'm taking Laurie to dinner.
01:13You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?
01:16What, like anal?
01:17No, like a fucking circular gold thing on the finger.
01:21Oh, fuck that. It's been four years Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring?
01:26Huh? Where's my ring asshole?
01:28We're murdering motherfucker.
01:30Put it on my fuzzy finger you fuck.
01:32Come on.
01:33Alright, alright.
01:38I'm only saying this because I love you.
01:40If you please ask Ted to move out so we can move on with our lives.
01:43I'm not that psyched to just like kick him out.
01:46I met a girl, she's a cashier.
01:47No way, that's awesome.
01:55Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line.
01:59Well, what's her name?
02:01White trash name, yes.
02:03Mandy.
02:03Nope.
02:05Marilyn.
02:05Nope.
02:06Brittany.
02:06Nope.
02:07Tiffany.
02:07Nope.
02:08Candace.
02:08Nope.
02:09Don't fuck with me on this.
02:10I know this shit.
02:11Do you see me fucking with you?
02:12Alright, speed run.
02:13I'm gonna rattle off some names and when I hit it, fucking buzz it, okay?
02:15You do it.
02:15I will tell you.
02:15You got me?
02:16Yeah.
02:16Alright, Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Sabrina, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi,
02:20Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantel, Courtney,
02:24Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noelle, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey,
02:27Shauna, Jolene, Erling, Claudine, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Collie, Chloe, Devin, Emeloo,
02:30fucking Becky?
02:31Nope.
02:31Wait, was it any one of those names with a Lynn after it?
02:35Yes.
02:36Okay.
02:36Brandy Lynn, Heather Lynn, Channing.
02:38Tammy Lynn, fuck!
02:38How you like me now?
02:40How you like me now?
02:42How you like me now?
02:45How you like me now?
02:46How you like me now?
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