00:00Hi there, big dogs. I'm trying to get home.
00:02I know which way that is.
00:03Oh, great!
00:04Right up my ass, you little f***er.
00:06Oh, no, that can't be right.
00:08This is Will Ferrell.
00:09I'm lost. You're a stray man.
00:11You can do anything you want.
00:13This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.
00:17This is Jamie Foxx.
00:18I recently f***ed this couch.
00:20Best sex of my life.
00:21Man, she dirty too.
00:22Oh, well, I can tell.
00:24Looks like she hasn't been washed in years.
00:26I'll see you later, baby.
00:28It was nice to meet you.
00:30I really should find my way back home.
00:32Any places, landmarks you remember?
00:34I remember the devil in the sky.
00:36Look at that f***ing guy.
00:37Burn in hell, mother f***ing son of a f***.
00:39Dumb f***ing smile, those f***ing pants.
00:40Why don't you rip your f*** off and make you watch?
00:42Stupid hat.
00:44We're completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now.
00:47This could be a lot worse.
00:48How could this get worse?
00:52Hold on, buddy!
00:54Holy f***!
00:56That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
00:59I mean, and I'm Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some b***h.
01:05I'm starving.
01:06How many of these should we eat?
01:07All of them?
01:08Give me a sec.
01:09Whoa!
01:10You look different.
01:11You look different, too!
01:12How so?
01:13Is it my human hands?
01:14Hold up.
01:15Sit!
01:16The cops!
01:17Oh, God.
01:17What do we do?
01:18Calm down.
01:19I got this.
01:20Hello, officer.
01:21None of us...
01:21Shut the f*** up!
01:22Strays.
01:23In theaters August 18.
01:24Rated R.
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