00:01You're going to be late.
00:03All right, I look good?
00:03Yes, water?
00:05That came from your thigh gap?
00:06No, thank you.
00:07Thanks for calling it a gap.
00:10We are catching up with celebrity chef Sasha Trent
00:13and her fiancée Brandon Choi.
00:15What a great cause, huh?
00:18Uh.
00:19Hey, yo, it's time to get the parts.
00:21We are opening a new restaurant
00:22and I need you in the San Francisco.
00:28Hey!
00:28Hey!
00:29Hi, Marcus.
00:31Yeah, hi, Sasha. Hi. Hello. Hi.
00:34Long time.
00:41Yes, yes, very long time. What's up?
00:44Sasha Trash!
00:45Mr. Kim!
00:46You're like her own Asian Oprah. How much money do you have now?
00:51Be serious.
00:52Ow!
00:54I'm surprised you two lost touch. You used to be so close.
00:58So, when's the big wedding day?
01:00He wants to travel a bit before we settle down.
01:02It's really for the both of us.
01:04I finally realized that I don't want to get married.
01:06Are you kidding me? You're a piece of shit!
01:09I can tell you're a little...
01:10I hope you get malaria and shit yourself to death, you shitty piece of shit!
01:17A little softer, please.
01:19You are scaring the goats.
01:22I guess I have to start dating again.
01:24Is there anything worse?
01:25You and Marcus are so cute.
01:27Mm-hmm. No, no.
01:28Remind me why you never got together?
01:30There's way too much history there.
01:32Oh.
01:33Mm-hmm.
01:34Yeah.
01:39You still have the Corolla one?
01:41What are you looking at? My backseat?
01:43Because we had sex back there?
01:45Oh, my God!
01:46So, what do you think?
01:47That it might be even smaller and grosser than I remember.
01:50You better still be talking about my backseat.
01:57You don't want to wonder what is.
02:02Tell her how you feel, son.
02:04I have some news.
02:05So do I.
02:05It's big.
02:06Mine's big, too.
02:07Okay, look, um...
02:08Okay, I want to go first. I met someone!
02:10Wow, that's so great.
02:11We had the most insane, freaky-ass sex.
02:15I can't even talk about it, otherwise it might happen.
02:16Yeah, let's stop talking about it.
02:21Oh, there he is!
02:23Oh.
02:24My.
02:26God.
02:29Hi, baby.
02:30I missed your flesh.
02:31I missed your thighs.
02:32I missed your beard scratching my thighs.
02:34I missed your taste.
02:35I missed your thumbs.
02:36You're so good with your thumbs.
02:43You're so good with your thumbs.
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