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  • 5 anni fa
Trailer della serie comica Life & Beth, con Amy Schumer.
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00:00Just a few questions.
00:01I can just save you some time.
00:04I've had over 30,000 drinks.
00:07I don't really chew my food.
00:09And I'm like barreling toward 40.
00:12I just meant like any pre-existing conditions.
00:15I'm a woman.
00:21You ladies are looking for trouble tonight.
00:23I can feel it.
00:25All right, behave yourselves.
00:27We're too old to be here, right?
00:28I think Nordstrom Rack is still open.
00:30Ooh!
00:31I should definitely get it, right?
00:34Mm-hmm.
00:35Spread love.
00:36I feel pretty ready for a new start.
00:38I'm done selling wine.
00:40I have an appointment with a wine manager.
00:42Cork and Fork Magazine called it drinkable.
00:46Ooh!
00:47My boyfriend, he always says I seem like I'm 100.
00:50Hey!
00:50Hey, babe.
00:51At this point, I'm just following him around like some sad loser.
00:56I, like, really had it together up until two weeks ago, so please.
01:00I look in the mirror for love.
01:02I was thinking I could come out to Long Island.
01:03It went that bad?
01:04And he took the breakup like a total champ.
01:06Uh-huh.
01:08We're both just being completely adult about it.
01:10I'm never dating again.
01:11You're saying that now, and in a couple of months, you're gonna shave that bush?
01:14How do you know I have a bush right now?
01:16You got a big bush, I can tell.
01:17Like, two feet up.
01:18You are a natural-born salesman, but you have to find a thing that gives you that charge.
01:24I'm supposed to ask you for a tour.
01:25These are stinging nettles.
01:27Can I pick one?
01:27You harvest them.
01:28Got it.
01:29Use it in a sentence.
01:30I should have harvested my eggs.
01:31It feels so good to be out here.
01:33What's his name?
01:34Her, and I never name them.
01:36Oh, that's delicious.
01:37Rabbit liver.
01:38Oh, this is rabbit?
01:39That's why I don't name them.
01:42I gotta find my thing.
01:44And I believe that I was meant to coach.
01:47Okay, get down.
01:48Defense.
01:49Oh, God, I'm sorry.
01:52I really like him, but I've spent a lot of time on guys that I knew weren't right.
01:57Sometimes our mental pain manifests in our bodies.
02:03I'm finally listening to my instincts, and I'm going for what I want.
02:06I'll stay, but only to make sure he's not a murderer.
02:09I'm not a murderer.
02:09Oh, my God.
02:10Hi.
02:11Want to come inside where I won't murder you?
02:15Global warming, it's so sad, but, like, what can we do?
02:18Stop buying plastic bottles.
02:21This was a gift.
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