00:04Let me guess, do you two need a wedding cake?
00:06Actually, we need a funeral cake.
00:11I'm dying.
00:23Okay, I played the cancer card,
00:25but you have to play the hand you're dealt.
00:27After all, I am dying.
00:31You're not dying.
00:32What did you just say?
00:33Stella, you're cured.
00:40So?
00:41What are you going to do with the first day of the rest of your life?
00:44I'll get a job.
00:45How are you planning on doing that?
00:47The same way that every millennial with a funky haircut and no college education does.
00:53I will be a barista.
00:54It's Timothy with an eye.
00:56Got it.
00:57Actually, the eye's at the end.
01:01Seriously?
01:03We didn't have a future, but now we do, and I want us to be honest with each other about
01:08who we are.
01:09I don't want anything to change.
01:10Love Actually isn't my favorite movie.
01:12I'd like you to spank me.
01:14I can't keep going outside every time I have to fart.
01:17I mean, winter's coming, and I'm not going to be able to spend that kind of time outdoors.
01:25What the hell?
01:25Oh, my gosh.
01:27What is going on?
01:28This doesn't mean what you think it means.
01:30It doesn't?
01:31Oh, I don't know.
01:31I mean, we have...
01:32We should talk about this, what we're doing.
01:33Maybe later?
01:34Yeah.
01:35This is between you and your mom.
01:36I will stay out of her.
01:37It.
01:38I will stay out of it.
01:40I have always put our family first.
01:42But now, it's my turn to think about my needs.
01:46Mom just left it.
01:49Do you want a waffle?
01:52Dr. Chang told us creating a positive emotional environment would give you a better shot at beating cancer.
01:57I gave up a scholarship to Columbia to stay here and help take care of you.
02:02Cancer is expensive.
02:04We may have to sell the house.
02:06Aiden sells his ADD medication to soccer moms and uses your cancer to guilt them into sleeping with him.
02:13You all have secrets you've been hiding from me for the last eight years?
02:17I also have access to three flavors of tasty strudel.
02:22In the past six months, I did whatever it took to make her happy.
02:25How do I fit into her life now that she's not dying?
02:30Tell me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you.
02:33I have cancer.
02:34Is that true?
02:35Not the cancer part.
02:37The cancer part was the only part.
02:43I used to have all the answers, but now I don't know anything at all.
02:49You beat certain death.
02:50I think you can figure out how to handle uncertain life.
02:56So, there it was.
02:58The end of my cancer movie.
03:00But the beginning of my life sentence.
03:03Which was full of promise.
03:05For the first time since I found out I wasn't dying,
03:10I was truly happy to be alive.
03:13Come on!
03:13Come on!
03:15Come on, come on, full of fun.
03:16My life's a lonely, just be gone.
03:18Gotta dance till we're done.
03:20And sing like we mean it.
03:23Like we mean it.
03:25Feel like we mean it.
03:28Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
03:30Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
03:33Marge caspat tax.
03:38Whoa!
03:39Whoa-oh!
03:41Whoa!
03:41Let's go.
03:45Okay.
03:47Grazie a tutti.
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