00:00I always respected that you weren't obsessed with marriage.
00:04It was okay that you hadn't reached all your goals by the age of 35.
00:09Yeah?
00:09I'm 34!
00:10Do you look 35?
00:11A salty 35.
00:13That compliment started great and just...
00:18For me, the story was not about love at first sight.
00:22But you're a comedian, right?
00:23Andrea Singer. I've seen you before.
00:25And what do you do?
00:26Hedge funds.
00:26I got this Yale alumni event I have to go to.
00:29What's a Yale?
00:30Oh, Yale is a prestigious school.
00:32I'm fucking with you.
00:33Yeah, I know what Yale is.
00:36He seemed nice, normal, like an accountant who loves missionary.
00:40I want you to be my girlfriend.
00:42You are so witty and sexy.
00:44You're exquisite.
00:46In that moment, I didn't want to be with anyone but him.
00:50You don't really know anything about him, do you?
00:53I mean, you know that he bought a house months ago.
00:55So where is it?
00:56Beverly Hills.
00:57Like, where is it specifically?
00:58Beverly Hills.
01:02Have you ever noticed that he always has the perfect answer for everything?
01:05Absolutely.
01:06Absolutely.
01:06Absolutely.
01:07No!
01:09I'm taking Dennis to meet my cousin Brett.
01:11It's a big step.
01:12It's a big step.
01:13Andrea said you played at Yale.
01:14Come on, baby.
01:15Show him how it's done.
01:15Hey!
01:21Oh my God.
01:22He's so old.
01:22Oh, this is so embarrassing.
01:24My father has a bad back.
01:25I have a bad back.
01:26My back isn't hereditary.
01:27We both got in a car accident.
01:28And you both hurt your back in the same exact same way.
01:30We both hurt our backs in the same place.
01:32Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:33Dennis is a cuttlefish.
01:35A lesser cuttlefish mate with the females under false pretenses.
01:38So it's like catfishing, but we're...
01:40Cuttlefishing!
01:40I love that.
01:46We should get him drunk and make him confess.
01:48I got you, girl.
01:49Let's ride!
01:53I felt quite the iron stomach during the Yale years.
01:59Now that he's here, y'all could work it out.
02:01He is unconscious!
02:02Was that your plan?
02:09Absolutely.
02:10Thank you.
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