00:01Well, Coach, I think it's safe to say we may have the most dominant tag team in the history of
00:06the WWE as the current title holders.
00:08Yeah, like I said on Raw this past week, I've never seen a team more dominant, bigger, fatter than Kane
00:12in the Big Show.
00:14The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
00:17Making his way to the ring from Louisville, Kentucky, weighing 242 pounds, Eugene!
00:28And currently in the ring from Chicago, Illinois, weighing 229 pounds, Colt Kumbana!
00:40Well, fans, the SmackDown Survivor Series Tour is heading your way this month, starting off on Monday the 21st of
00:45November.
00:46The SmackDown Superstars, along with the controversial Rowdy Roddy Piper, will take over the Nottingham Arena in Nottingham.
00:52Then on Tuesday the 22nd of November, the lights, cameras, and action will be inside the Hallam FM Arena in
00:58Sheffield.
00:58For more information, go to WWE.com.
01:03I still can't get over, sometimes I sit here dumbfounded, and that's very hard for the coach to do, being
01:08as intelligent as I am.
01:10But Eugene, I just wonder how he functions every day, how he gets from town to town, building to building,
01:16and then gets his trunks on and still is able to compete.
01:20Who helps him with this?
01:22I think he helps himself, he's having fun, he's having a good time, he enjoys coming to work.
01:26And Coach, I understand you're not as happy with your job now that you have to sit next to Joey
01:31Styles.
01:31Is this a permanent thing?
01:32Oh, Joey Styles is temporary.
01:35Very temporary.
01:36I was feeling a little bit off last week, wasn't feeling 100% physically.
01:40I needed somebody to come in, and I'm going to do color.
01:43I'm allowing Joey Styles to do play-by-play on Raw.
01:46It's not a permanent thing.
01:47Because of the street fight with Batista, is that why you were a little off?
01:50Exactly.
01:51Wow.
01:51Well, Joey Styles, I got a chance to talk to him, Coach, and he doesn't seem too intimidated.
01:55It's like he's kind of coming in here, he feels like he's already part of the team, and he's just
02:00out there having a good time with you.
02:01What's this?
02:03I'll get back to Styles in a second.
02:05What is Eugene doing?
02:07Colt Cabana can't figure it out.
02:08That's it.
02:09Just drop the elbow.
02:10Too high, Colt.
02:12Today, not tomorrow, though.
02:14Eugene playing possum, and now a little junkyard dog, a little headbutt in action.
02:19Oh, boy.
02:20Well, Colt Cabana has been thoroughly embarrassed worldwide.
02:23I hope his family's not watching.
02:26Dropped toehold from Eugene, and Coach, give Eugene credit.
02:29He can wrestle, and he can make fun of everybody in the arena and have a good time.
02:33The problem is is that Eugene is entertaining and doesn't even know it.
02:36He's just out there being stupid, and people are laughing at him.
02:40They've been laughing at him for two years.
02:41They're laughing with him, Coach.
02:43He's not laughing.
02:45But right now, Eugene not laughing at all.
02:47An uppercut there.
02:48May have drawn blood from Eugene, the nephew of Eric Bischoff.
02:54And Coach Eric Bischoff's fed up with SmackDown, isn't he?
02:56Well, yeah, and you can hardly blame Eric Bischoff for being fed up.
02:59And it was great to see, and I knew this was going to happen, but I couldn't tell anybody.
03:03Eric Bischoff show up at SmackDown this past week and thoroughly disrupt that street fight with Batista and Edge.
03:09A cover here from Colt Cabana, a two count.
03:11And, Coach, it wasn't just Eric Bischoff.
03:13There was a whole host of Raw superstars in another two count.
03:16It's time that SmackDown realized their place behind Raw.
03:20Raw is a dominant brand.
03:21You've heard Bischoff say this time and time again.
03:23And SmackDown, for some reason, thinks they're on the same level as us?
03:26I don't think so.
03:28Well, we'll find out at Survivor Series who is the better brand.
03:32It's five SmackDown superstars versus five Raw superstars.
03:35And right now, it's Eugene versus Colt Cabana.
03:39And, Coach, that reminds me of a song you enjoy singing.
03:42The Copa Cabana, right?
03:43It was a long time ago that the coach was a big Barry Manilow fan.
03:46I'd just as soon you leave the past in the past, because right now, Eugene just as soon, not forget
03:51the present.
03:51Well, he's Eugeneing up, so to speak.
03:54A couple of shots into the turnbuckle have gotten Eugene's attention.
03:58And that's not a good thing for Colt Cabana.
04:03Right, left, right, left.
04:06I can tell you this, that those right hands and left hands by Eugene, they feel like rocks when they're
04:10hitting your jaw.
04:11Well, Eugene, when he gets focused, is one of the best the WWE has.
04:15And right now, he is fully intent on beating down Colt Cabana, but he's dizzy himself now.
04:22Well, see, I've never quite figured that out.
04:25Who does it hurt?
04:26Your opponent or yourself?
04:27Oh, an atomic drop.
04:28And Colt Cabana's walking like Coach coming to the bathroom.
04:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:33I will slap you upside the head.
04:35Oh, boy.
04:36It's a rock bottle from Eugene, and that will do it.
04:42Eugene wins again, Coach.
04:45I see that.
04:46Eugene.
04:47And the referee gets a hug.
04:49Coach, maybe he'll come up here and hug you.
04:51If he comes up here and hugs me, he knows what he's going to get.
04:54Slapped right upside the head.
04:58Go!
04:59Go!
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