00:00I thought by the time I was 30, I'd be married, just chill on the guys, you know?
00:05Yeah, I'll just casually take a year off of dating while my ovaries rust and grow barnacles.
00:10Oh.
00:11I have a blind date.
00:12Hi!
00:13Look, Wesley, you seem like a great girl. The timing's not right for me.
00:16I'm sorry, what?
00:17Leave it.
00:22Oh my God. How are you?
00:24I'm Jared Sterling.
00:26What do you actually know about this guy?
00:28He wants kids. He owns a duvet cover. What more do I want?
00:32I think you may be the perfect girl.
00:37Jared's ghosting me.
00:38I'm gonna do an email.
00:40Do an email!
00:41In case you're wondering, I'm doing great, except for the fact that five days ago, your penis entered my vagina
00:49and I haven't heard from you since.
00:51Your dick is bad.
00:53May you get a dumb tattoo?
00:55Suck on this.
00:59Wes, is that you? It's Jared. I'm in Mexico.
01:02I was in a bit of a car accident.
01:04My phone's at the resort.
01:05What?
01:06I'll call you when I know more.
01:08If Jared reads that email, my life is over.
01:11Oh my God.
01:12Would it be insane if I went to Mexico and erased the email?
01:17Yeah.
01:22Please tell me you have a plan to find Jared's room.
01:26She doesn't have a plan.
01:27She doesn't have a plan.
01:27She never has a plan.
01:28What are you doing in Cabo?
01:29What do you think?
01:30I followed you here like a lunatic because I'm so obsessed with you.
01:33I followed someone else because I'm so obsessed with him.
01:40What is happening?
01:43We didn't come this far to only come this far.
01:48Oh my God!
01:51You're in a Mexican jail.
01:52What do you want me to do?
01:53Dwell on that or rise above it?
01:55Dwell on it.
02:11And that or rise above it.
02:14Dwell on it.
02:16Grazie a tutti
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