00:00A-dashin' through the snow
00:02In a one-horse open sleigh
00:05O'er the fields we go
00:07Laughing all the way
00:09Ha ha ha
00:14This is a nightmare
00:15I can't do this
00:16I'm sorry
00:20Merry Christmas
00:21Get it?
00:22Has anyone shown up for this thing?
00:25What are you doing up here? Come on, let's do the show
00:26The airports are closed, the trains are closed
00:29Because the buses and bridges and tunnels
00:30Are not working
00:31The entire city of New York is shut down
00:34Is it Clooney?
00:35Is it Clooney?
00:36Is it Clooney?
00:36Is George on the phone?
00:37Please God, let it be Clooney
00:41We've got food, we've got booze
00:42We've got attractive people
00:44Alright, we're gonna need someone to sing a Christmas carol
00:46We're gonna need a volunteer
00:47And that person's gonna be you right over here
00:49On the first day of Christmas
00:52My
00:53Okay, you're not a singer
00:54And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer
00:59Tonight will go down as the greatest night in history
01:10This sad excuse for a Christmas special
01:13Starting to seem to me more like a Chris mess
01:14As in, what a mess
01:15We have George Clooney
01:17I rest my case
01:18You saw Monuments, man?
01:21I was in it
01:22You were so good in that
01:23You were great
01:23Drink your day
01:30Okay
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