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Eastenders 12th March 2026

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00:00Music
00:19You alright?
00:23I am now...
00:26Goodness...
00:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
00:38Maybe we should consider getting away before things get too messy.
00:42Yeah, because last time we ran away from our problems it ended really well, didn't it?
00:45Look, I'm just saying that the people Mark's involved with, they wouldn't think twice about setting fire at this gaff.
00:50That is exactly why I can't just leave him without trying to get him out of it.
00:55Please just drop it.
00:58Are you serious about going into work?
01:01DJs and caterers ain't gonna pay for themselves, are they?
01:04No.
01:05You stick in the house today, I'm not having you guarding the gaff again.
01:08If anything happens, you phone me so away.
01:15Morning.
01:15Morning, mate.
01:16Thanks very much.
01:19You alright, Vic?
01:20Phil's rung me in at the gym.
01:22Pretty worse off sick in case you wanted to take him from sleep.
01:24Phil, will you drop the act?
01:26You told me that you were gonna find another way to get out of this.
01:31Kill you, Ravi.
01:33What's told me last night?
01:36Mark.
01:38This ain't you.
01:40What if it's between protecting my family or some geezer I barely know?
01:44You know, you pick me.
01:46Yeah.
01:47What about Ravi's family?
01:50Until I prove you're sorted, you're in danger.
01:53And I ain't having it.
02:02Ravjot Singalati.
02:03Yeah, um, he needs to be seen today, okay?
02:05It's urgent.
02:07Yeah, he's next to me.
02:08He says it's fine.
02:10Oh, they put me on hold.
02:16It's just me, babe.
02:19Okay.
02:20Um, yeah, yeah.
02:22That's great.
02:22That's great.
02:23Thanks.
02:25What's the point in same day appointments if the receptionist makes you beg to get one?
02:30Well, we can go another day.
02:32Yeah.
02:33No, no.
02:33I've got you an appointment for later.
02:37Look at me.
02:40I know he's quick, but...
02:43after everything that's happened this week...
02:48I'll go.
02:54Mum, I need a donkey costume for Red Nose Day.
02:56What do you need a donkey costume for for Red Nose Day?
02:58Look, can you get your shoes on, please?
02:59We'll leave them in five minutes.
03:00I will.
03:01I will sort it.
03:02Oi!
03:03That's mine!
03:04Oh.
03:05Louis!
03:06Can you stop drawing on everything you see?
03:08This is my work stuff, yeah?
03:09Why, I got you a notepad in the first place!
03:12Sorry!
03:14What if Picasso's mum said that to him and he ended up never paying the 16th chapel?
03:19Since when were you taking back Anders from Elaine?
03:22I thought you was working for Ian.
03:23Well, bisexual, bipartisan, king that buys me.
03:27One advantage of living in the house that time forgot is finding relics everywhere, eh?
03:32Don't have way too many pics of Brian Locke and her Burke and her albums.
03:36Stalker!
03:38Is this depressing vibe cos you still ain't shifted that car?
03:42I wouldn't buy anything from you of this aura you've got, Lauren.
03:45Can you just pack it in, please?
03:46Look, you've got a fit fella, sick job, you're living the dream, Lauren!
03:52What has gotten into you today?
03:55Look!
03:56Look!
04:05Oh, please, Lauren, stop shouting!
04:08Okay, yeah, I should've told you about Caleb, alright?
04:10But he's not a weirdo or a tea leaf, he's more of a giver anyway!
04:13Oh, no!
04:13Look, he's got his thing of being silent in the morning,
04:16unless he's saying his goals out loud.
04:18You should try that with the car.
04:19Say you'll sell it, you will!
04:21I can shift a car without some mute hippies techniques, thank you!
04:24Do me a favour, Lauren.
04:27Smile.
04:31Double sausage on white,
04:33and enough sugary pastries to make Willy Wonka jealous.
04:36Yeah, I'm starved!
04:38I'll charge extra for delivery, by the way.
04:41Um, yeah.
04:43Please, we'll pay you later.
04:45He owes me for doing double duty.
04:50Julie and Yolanda won't know if we want to get food with them a bit after we've seen Nigel.
04:53Yeah?
04:54I thought you'd be too ill for that.
04:56Bill.
04:58Can I have a word?
04:59Well, can it wait?
05:02Listen, tell them I'm outside, yeah.
05:03I'll be in with you in a minute, yeah?
05:07Let me guess, it's about Mark.
05:10This gang have said that if he don't find the rat, kill them today, they're gonna come after me next.
05:15Listen, he doesn't know what he's got himself into, and if he actually doesn't...
05:20I don't want to beg you for help again, but he needs to get out of this mess.
05:26Please.
05:27So, I've got Lexi to think about it, yeah?
05:29What happens if I get involved, yeah?
05:31If I get involved, then it all goes wrong.
05:33Well, what happens to Mark if you don't?
05:38I'll finish here with Lex, and then I'll talk to Mark, all right?
05:42But listen, if you don't listen, I'll try again.
05:59Sorry about the wait, Mr Galati.
06:08How can I help today?
06:12It's just Ravi.
06:15My name.
06:16Ravi.
06:23Tell her.
06:31I bet...
06:33I bet I've been stressed...
06:37for a few weeks.
06:40It ain't no big deal.
06:44He's been hurting himself.
06:46I need to hear this from Ravi.
06:50Is that how you got the facial bruising too?
07:01Look, he ain't been right for months.
07:04Shutting himself away.
07:06Getting into fights.
07:09We ain't having sex.
07:11Brilliant.
07:12Look, she needs to know, okay?
07:13You're not okay.
07:14None of this is okay!
07:17I'd like to ask you a few questions about what your partner said.
07:23Is that all right?
07:30Have you seen these?
07:31My dad won't stop banging on with her.
07:33Fair play.
07:34Elaine could have put a lot worse on me.
07:36It's your idea, is it?
07:38Is this, Beely, what you want?
07:39Ten points for the pun?
07:41Well, you're lucky my dad ain't around this morning, because you reckon you'll be done for libel.
07:44Only if it isn't true.
07:45All's fair in love and war and local politics.
07:49Ronnie?
07:50Oh, what?
07:53I didn't ask for a smear campaign.
07:56I just wanted, in tone, fresh ideas.
07:58So you bring your best to our meeting this afternoon, yeah?
08:01Absolutely.
08:02I've been thinking about it all night, Elaine.
08:04Thinking, thinking, thinking all my brain.
08:07Ready to go.
08:08Good.
08:09I'm expecting great things.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:14Hi.
08:14Hey.
08:16Let's touch with the posters.
08:19Come on, then.
08:20Gilson serves for fresh fruit and bread.
08:22Banner Bowl.
08:22Come on, get all your berries, your bananas, and your broccoli from the freshest stall out
08:26here.
08:27Come on, you beautiful people.
08:28Find them the Beels best bananas.
08:30Any mental illness in your family history?
08:34I don't know.
08:39And do you know which feelings drive you to self-harm?
08:48Ravi, do you have thoughts of ending your life?
09:02Okay.
09:04Thank you for sharing.
09:06I'm gonna refer you to the mental health team.
09:10At the minute, the waiting list is around eight weeks.
09:13Eight weeks?
09:15But there are other things you can do when you feel overwhelmed.
09:21Meditation, exercise.
09:22Are you joking?
09:23Look at the state of him.
09:25If you need it, the Walford crisis team can help in the immediacy.
09:29I can give you some pamphlets.
09:31Oh, eight weeks wait for those and all.
09:32Look, I'm not joking.
09:34I bend over backwards to get you an appointment and she's just doing labour breaths and cardio.
09:37It can help for some.
09:40I think you'd benefit from something for the anxiety and the lack of sleep you mentioned.
09:47I'll have that prescription sent over to the pharmacy on Turpin Road.
09:53Um, could you actually send it to the one on the high street, please?
09:57I have got a few things I need to pick up.
10:05You seem like you have a strong support system around you.
10:08I can't do it.
10:27You're a good friend.
10:29I can't do it.
10:34I can't do it.
10:36I can't do it.
10:37I can't do it, Phil.
10:38Ravi chose to be a grass.
10:40He deserves everything he gets.
10:42You think this won't be the only thing that you think about one day?
10:47Hey, when you're alone blaming your old man, blaming anyone for the mess you made of everything.
10:54Tougher blokes and you and tougher poeks, and Ravi have been broken by this life, and this,
11:00this ain't you.
11:02You put the bullet in Ravi now.
11:06it's only a matter of time before someone does that thing or
11:09will you do it to yourself
11:12now you want my help getting out of this
11:16you say something
11:18because I'll be offering again
11:23yeah
11:26why
11:28I'll make some calls
11:34it's not me in it
11:35runs like a dream
11:38no luck Laurie
11:40yeah there's a couple they're going to come back later
11:42they're just going to think on it for a bit
11:43that was true
11:45it's the oldest one in the book that is
11:47obviously I ain't interested
11:50maybe it's your face that scared them off
11:52what's that supposed to mean
11:53well it wouldn't kill you would it
11:54crack a smile
11:56look like Eeyore
11:57and you're the face of eternal happiness are you
12:00listen Lauren right
12:01I've had plenty of satisfied customers
12:02coming out of that office over the years
12:05shift it yeah
12:06today
12:07it's costing me money
12:08rust in there
12:09yep it'll be gone
12:12that doctor weren't bad in the end
12:13after all that come by our stuff
12:17I'm sorry for waiting in earlier
12:20I'm
12:21I'm
12:22I'm going to lie down
12:24okay
12:24okay
12:25yeah
12:33hey
12:33how you been
12:35doctors
12:37well is he alright
12:38he just wants everything to get back to normal
12:40yeah
12:47come here
12:50alright I'll see you in a bit yeah
12:52yeah
12:56are you okay mom
12:58yeah
13:00yeah
13:00yeah I'm okay
13:14hey hey dad
13:22dad
13:27dad
13:37um
13:42I'll um
13:43I'll see you later yeah
14:07well
14:09you got yourself in alright miss
14:10didn't you
14:12would you speak to
14:13is it sorted
14:22Phil
14:23is it sorted
14:28you're not as
14:29different from your man
14:30as you like to think you are
14:31you know
14:31getting yourself in trouble
14:33putting other people in the firing line
14:35I spoke with you
14:37Gatha
14:38and it's all with it
14:39it's over
14:41when you've been around as long as I have
14:42you get to know where the bodies are buried
14:44and
14:45well you can call in a few favours
14:47cheers Phil
14:49you can start taking this place seriously and all
14:52you can manage it
14:53until Cheryl gets back
14:54yeah
14:54anything
14:55well I'll cover for you this afternoon
14:57you need to concentrate on raising some cash
14:59you're gonna need it
15:01a few words from me and you go so far
15:04he wants 100 grand
15:13yeah she's a beauty
15:15you okay
15:20yeah
15:22Phil hasn't meant to
15:24see Nigel this week
15:28give him time
15:29he's Nigel's best friend
15:31he'll be there
15:35oh
15:36customers
15:37don't waste a time with them
15:38they ain't gonna buy nothing
15:39they doing mate alright
15:40alright ladies
15:42well you know I know
15:43he shouldn't be chewing your ear off about this
15:45aw
15:45how is he
15:46er
15:47yeah
15:47he's good
15:49thanks
15:49I went to
15:50see him earlier
15:51but home
15:53everyone's visiting him
15:54and putting their weight
15:55well
15:56most people
15:58I'll tell you what
15:58next time we get a classic car in
16:00I'll take you both for a spin
16:01I'll do the driving this time
16:03all right
16:04I think we could squeeze in a little
16:07sparkling water
16:08or something stronger
16:09don't you want to make your way home
16:11or you know
16:12are they
16:12enough of me already
16:13is it
16:14no no no no
16:15Patrick's been playing dominoes with Holly for days
16:17he won't miss me for hours
16:18come on
16:19thank you
16:24all right
16:26you interested
16:28couldn't comment
16:30you're a kept woman
16:30ain't you
16:32nobody keeps me
16:33thank you
16:34it's piggy boy
16:35know that
16:37you raid the piggy bank
16:38to buy this place
16:39or what
16:39what
16:40uh
16:41worse
16:43made a deal with the devil
16:47it's a nice car though
16:48yeah
16:50it's always fair on it
16:51110
16:52it's a bit low by today's standards
16:54but
16:55I mean it's not bad for a classic car
16:56and also
16:57you won't even notice will you
16:58when you've got the top down
16:59the sun shining
17:01there ain't nothing I don't know about this car
17:04and
17:05if you buy it off me
17:07then
17:07we'll get my dad off our backside
17:11it's a nice motor
17:13let's see if a bite is as good as a bark hey
17:15you've got time for me to take for a test drive
17:18yeah
17:18definitely
17:19let me get my stuff
17:20you ain't gonna come
17:21I'm only going round the block
17:22just go out at sauna
17:24come on
17:24it's the first thing you learn
17:25you don't let go of the keys
17:27all right
17:28well um
17:29in that case
17:29give me 30 minutes
17:31I'll grab my licence and come back
17:33of course
17:35oh it's easy work dad
17:36what do you have for?
17:41Phil have you spoken to him yet?
17:43call me
17:44Vic
17:47I'm getting out
17:48I don't know what you said to Phil
17:50but
17:50he sorted it
17:52no one's coming for you
17:57Phil called in a favour
17:59I just need some money to pay off the boss
18:02how much?
18:03oh only a couple grand
18:05oh look if I had anything that weren't tied up in the wedding
18:07I'm not asking
18:08okay
18:09I'm gonna sort this myself
18:10and after all this
18:12I'm gonna go straight
18:13you know
18:14you know just start helping running the gym warren now
18:18what about Ravi?
18:20he's the luckiest man alive
18:30Ian's all about global reach
18:33he came up with that
18:35global
18:35doesn't he get bored naming things after himself
18:38I mean build this, build that
18:39you know what I call him
18:41a beelend
18:44he should be buried
18:47politically
18:48politically
18:48not literally
18:49obviously
18:50I just want to know
18:51who he's meeting with
18:53and what's his next move
18:54I need a scoop
18:55darling
18:55yes
18:57ah
18:59doors on a latch
19:00but then again brothels
19:01always accept walk-ins
19:02don't they
19:03do you know what
19:03this really is too good to be true
19:05I wish I had a journalist with me
19:06I mean
19:07past it to pensioner
19:08praise on vulnerable staffer
19:09from opposition
19:10oh that's a bit of a mouthful
19:12of a headline isn't it
19:13I think you need an editor
19:14oh well
19:15tacky posters
19:17plying my staff
19:18with alcohol
19:19I mean I'm not ashamed of my past
19:20and you spelt councillor wrong
19:22oh
19:23who said I wrote it
19:26oh you double dipper
19:28that's biophobic
19:29and I wasn't even going to tell her anything about your campaign
19:32then why am I wasting my best vodka
19:34and a salary
19:35oh you're paying him
19:36oh more for you
19:38I mean I was just doing it as a favour for Lauren
19:39you're sacked
19:40yeah
19:41technically can you be sacked from a voluntary position
19:43er
19:44yeah
19:44I'm no one's meal ticket darling
19:47you're fired
19:48I can do this on my own
19:49oh really
19:50good luck
19:54Oscar darling
19:56get out
20:02smoother than I thought
20:03you call that a smooth drive
20:06leave off
20:07we don't drive manual in America
20:11it's a nice motor though isn't it
20:13mm-hmm
20:14that's what the bloke said earlier as well
20:17we did sink in
20:20look I could knock off 3%
20:21maybe even 5% at a push
20:23I can't afford this car
20:24Lauren
20:25I'm completely skint
20:28alright
20:30so driving badly round the back ends of Wolford
20:32is how you get your kicks is it?
20:34one of many
20:35yeah
20:38look I'm sorry
20:40I just know what it's like to have family on your back
20:45so I'm missing dinner for a deep and meaningful
20:50could buy you a sandwich
20:51I can't afford that
20:53if it's on offer
20:56go on then
20:58give you a chance to check the crack on the back bumper
21:01what crack?
21:02there ain't no crack
21:03reckon that'll take off more than that 5% you're offering
21:10crack
21:19oh
21:21oh
21:21oh
21:22get off me
21:22get off me
21:24oh
21:25oh
21:26oh
21:27oh
21:28oh
21:28oh
21:28oh
21:29oh
21:29oh
21:37oh
21:38oh
21:38oh
21:44oh
21:44oh
21:51are you alright?
21:56you're alright?
21:57you're okay?
21:57you're okay?
21:58I'm here
21:58I'm here
21:59it's okay
22:04oh
22:06oh
22:07oh
22:08oh
22:08oh
22:13oh
22:19oh
22:20well
22:20well
22:21it might er
22:23free up a bit of time for you
22:25hey
22:26what do you mean?
22:27everything that's been going on
22:28er
22:29Nigel's taken a
22:31bit of a back seat hasn't he?
22:35well we could go together over the weekend to visit you
22:37listen you stop going all about me going to see Nigel yeah
22:47you know
22:48you know it's not my favourite place either but it's really important that he keeps to a routine you know
22:59he sees his best mate again
23:02hey
23:03you can't keep avoiding him
23:11he needs you Phil
23:14he needs you Phil
23:32what happened?
23:34just some thug lifted the car
23:36where were you?
23:38Lauren hadn't eaten so I went to get her a sandwich
23:40can you call the police?
23:42yes
23:42yes they're on their way
23:43I'm fine by the way thank you for asking
23:45two days
23:45two days have been in business
23:46already had the car nicked
23:49well at least they can't do much without the paperwork
23:51yeah I
23:52I took him with me
23:54Lauren
23:54I thought it was a done deal
23:56can you not just be grateful that she's all right?
23:58yeah of course I am
23:58it says it's a 20 grand motor
24:01you know we're not always in here having nagey bhaji
24:04sometimes you do it in the pub
24:05you should join us sometime
24:06what's good?
24:09well you got what you wanted dad
24:11the car's gone by the end of the day so there you go you win
24:13it was a nice car alright it's bound to get attention
24:17you just got unlucky Lauren that's all
24:19hopefully I'll um
24:20have more luck on my next test drive
24:22I'm glad you're okay Lauren
24:24thank you
24:25thanks very much
24:26yeah no worries
24:27thanks for stepping in
24:29I'll get her back in one piece for the cab
24:32cheers
24:33see you later
24:34see you later
24:38Lauren
24:39just want the insurance out
24:40yeah
24:44Ravi
24:46Ravi
24:59where have you been?
25:01I've been calling you I was
25:02I went to the gym looking for you
25:03you've been gone forever
25:05I fancied a walk
25:10where are the kids?
25:12go out with mates
25:13go out with mates
25:14I thought
25:16I was worried
25:18yeah I just wanted to
25:20clear my head for a bit you know
25:24Priya I don't want you to worry
25:26each time I'm on my own
25:28yeah yeah I know everyone
25:32are you sure you can wait eight weeks for this referral?
25:34we could we could try and find the money to go private
25:37no no no no
25:39hey let me try with the meds
25:40yeah
25:43look
25:44it really means a lot
25:45you know
25:47you're trying
25:50I'll run you a bath yeah
25:56I love you
25:57I love you
25:58I love you
25:58I love you
26:29alright mate
26:31I sorted them over yeah
26:33what the hell were you playing at?
26:36you weren't supposed to touch her
26:37she got Larry
26:38she's a live wire
26:39when can you shift this motor anyway?
26:42tomorrow
26:42my man on the other side moves quick
26:45I'll take my cutting cash when it's there
26:46you better hope she don't remember what you look like
26:48or you ain't getting a cunt
26:51get out of my face now
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