00:00It's the American dream, right here on Long Island.
00:03We've had a lot of interest, but as you say, no cigar.
00:07Happy birthday.
00:07Oh my god.
00:08Looks like the Millennium Falcon.
00:09Is there still time to, I don't know, maybe take the edge off?
00:12You meant Millennium Falcon in a good way.
00:14Yeah, definitely.
00:16Charlie is not the guy that I married.
00:18I mean, a bus, a robbery, an accident, but Lyme disease?
00:23What does it feel like?
00:24Just a perpetual acid trip is what this feels like.
00:27Divorced and separated parents let their kids get away with murder.
00:30Kids wind up on drugs.
00:32God knows what else.
00:33I'm out of the house 18 hours and 45 minutes, and you're Dr. Ruth now?
00:37She's a sex therapist, Mick.
00:38And I saw it on Donahue.
00:40It is true.
00:42Adriana Bragg, 15, now in the 11th grade.
00:45Do you think I'm a slut?
00:47No.
00:47Well, I'm not, okay?
00:49I'm not like my mother.
00:50I know that.
00:52Oh, so you think my mom's a slut?
00:55It's weird seeing you get your ass in.
00:58Are you okay?
00:59You can call your mom if you want.
01:00She can bring you a view or something.
01:02I felt like you were like my little brother.
01:04Really?
01:06Your brother?
01:06Does it hurt?
01:07Oh!
01:08Sorry about that.
01:09Oh!
01:13Why are you even warning yourself with my problems with your father?
01:16What kind of my problems, too?
01:17But I break my ass for this family!
01:19Spend more time with your goddamn fig tree!
01:21Hey, my mother got that fig tree!
01:23She told me not to marry Irish!
01:24Welcome to our wonderful little family and our perfect little suburban life.
01:29Have you ever thought of me as more than just like a brother?
01:33I said, look, Herb!
01:35What did I tell you about this world?
01:36You're either chasing something or you're running away from something me I chase.
01:40A girl's wearing mistletoe in her hair pretty much means one thing.
01:43Maybe you should have had a girl.
01:45They tell their mothers everything.
01:46Well, maybe you should have asked God for a mother who doesn't care about her children.
01:50I've already lost one kid because of my problems with your mother.
01:53But I don't want to lose the other.
02:02This tiny little bug, no bigger than a pimple on your ass, could change your life.
02:08I never knew I could hate anybody as much as I hate you, Charlie.
02:14Well, we're gonna do it.
02:17Do you really think we should talk about it?
02:19I'm asking you a question, soldier.
02:21Answer me.
02:35But you know what they say.
02:37Hit a guy like this.
02:42Boom, dead.
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