00:02Alarm clock on the fritz again?
00:04There are a million people out there who kill for your job.
00:08Thea was stuck in a dead-end job.
00:10Secretary to the publisher is a dream for so many of us.
00:13That she couldn't afford to lose.
00:16No way, she rolled in troop again?
00:18I need a copy now.
00:20Why don't you take the whole week off?
00:22Really?
00:23Now!
00:24I hate him.
00:25But to stay employed.
00:27In my office.
00:29Now!
00:30You're the world's dumbest secretary.
00:32You're fired.
00:33You can't do this.
00:34I'm...
00:34You're what?
00:35I'm...
00:36You're...
00:37I'm pregnant.
00:38She'll need to stretch the truth.
00:40I saw it on an episode of Law & Order.
00:42Discrimination, lawsuits.
00:44You can't fire a pregnant woman.
00:45It's brilliant.
00:46Get back to work.
00:47Oh, everybody! Thea's pregnant!
00:49Don't look at me. I never touched her.
00:51Just let me know if you need to borrow my old breast pump.
00:53Perhaps it's easier to feel the bump than to see it.
00:56Now, she's milking one big lie.
00:59What are you doing?
01:00Stealing your belly.
01:01For everything it's worth.
01:03You are the new associate editor of our brand new family division.
01:08Surprise!
01:09I'm better pregnant.
01:10For once, my life doesn't suck.
01:12The book is I'm So Over This.
01:14What it's really like to be pregnant.
01:17But faking this pregnancy...
01:19Great. Feel that womb open up.
01:21I feel mine opening.
01:23I'm not even pregnant.
01:25...is going to make giving birth...
01:26Hot water, towel?
01:27You know what? On second thought, let's just get in the car and go to the hospital.
01:30Ah!
01:31Look easy.
01:32Are you sure this is normal?
01:34It's gonna get a whole lot worse before we turn this mother out.
01:36Lindsay Lohan
01:39Cheryl Hines
01:40Chris Parnell
01:44These jeans are elastic.
01:46I feel like I'm wearing a condom on my stomach.
01:48Trust me.
01:49You don't look like you've been anywhere near a condom.
01:51Everything has for so much more.
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