00:01It has come to my attention that some sick individual has been spreading pornographic e-mails of a homosexual nature.
00:10No, I didn't, it wasn't me.
00:12I didn't, I wouldn't. I, that's, it wouldn't be gay.
00:15Tire sizes? Bro, you're asking a lot of complicated questions.
00:19Yeah, I work here.
00:2350 Cent? He loves our tires.
00:26You know, just Google 50 Cent and tires.
00:30It didn't?
00:32Well, I don't know, maybe your Google's broken.
00:34Fuck your head, bro!
00:44Who do you think corporate's gonna promote?
00:46Probably some real douche.
00:47Take your big sloppy fun bags and go home and change.
00:51Now, thundertits.
00:54Those things are like tractor beams.
00:55I haven't forgotten the humiliation that you two have put me through.
00:58What humiliation?
01:00How about that male stripper on my birthday?
01:02Hallelujah, it's a crazy day!
01:05Laugh it up, laugh it up, because the fun's over!
01:08You're being...
01:09demoted.
01:11Who's laughing now?
01:13Not you two.
01:14This is an honest, genuine laugh.
01:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:21I'd like to introduce you to your new second here.
01:26Uh, no thanks, sweetheart.
01:29We'd like someone who's just a little bit more perky on top.
01:33I would...
01:34Okay, oh, you know what?
01:35Um, what about the porn that you synced to my BlackBerry?
01:38Well, are you sure that wasn't already there?
01:40Which, by the way, I cannot get off.
01:43What if we're stuck being secretary?
01:44Just relax.
01:45How bad can this be?
01:46You know, Betty, if you worked as hard as you ate, maybe you'd get somewhere in life.
01:50Maybe.
01:51Unless your goal, of course, is to, uh, get your own gravitational pull.
01:54Is that what you're trying to do?
01:55Be the 10th planet?
01:56Hey, sweet tits!
01:57Yeah, honey buns, you.
01:59Coffee bitch in the house!
02:00My favorite secretary!
02:02Go ahead, go ahead.
02:03Call me coffee bitch one more time.
02:04I'll pull vault over this counter and stick a cappuccino up your ass.
02:07Coffee bitch?
02:13Rough week, girls?
02:22I've got a bit of a situation, Mike.
02:24Are you running?
02:26You're our prey today, son.
02:29Line him up!
02:33This blows.
02:35It's not great.
02:38And, uh, I don't have the lab results yet, but I'm pretty sure it was one of you two who
02:43took a dump on the hood of my car last week.
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