00:01We are back with Michelle Darnell, the richest woman in America.
00:05Let's talk about you for a second.
00:06Great, it's my favorite subject.
00:08We came across this tape the other day with your mentor, Ida Marquette.
00:11Michelle Darnell's a natural-born cocksucker.
00:14Oh, a motherfucker, an asswipe, a shit stain, and a sewer rat, fuckface.
00:20We're great friends.
00:23I run your operation.
00:24While being a single mom, I deserve a pay raise.
00:27You have a child.
00:28Yeah.
00:28Was that through intercourse?
00:29Yes.
00:30Somebody fucks you, Claire?
00:33You're under arrest for insider trading.
00:35Michelle, don't struggle.
00:36Son of a bitch.
00:38You're bankrupt.
00:39All your accounts have been frozen.
00:42Claire, get me a new lawyer.
00:43You don't have any money, you stupid ginger.
00:48You can stay here until you get back on your feet.
00:51This morning, I'm meeting with old colleagues.
00:53Carl, how's that old ball and chain?
00:55Pam passed away.
00:56That's tough.
00:57Nobody here at this table likes you,
00:58so thank you very much and goodbye.
01:00You know what?
01:00I made your careers and Pam was a whore.
01:03She fucked her way through the whole IT department.
01:06The lowest, weirdest, saddest guys.
01:08Go to hell, Michelle.
01:09When I get to hell, I'll tell Pam you said hello
01:11because she's probably down there fucking IT guys.
01:14Michelle, you need to get off the couch.
01:16Take Rachel to her dandelions meeting.
01:18Our troop came in with the $189,000.
01:21Holy shit.
01:22What is all this?
01:23This is my way back.
01:24We are going to start a brownie empire.
01:26We want some good recruits.
01:28What are you looking at?
01:29Crystal Del Vecchio.
01:30You know the train wrecks always have stripper names.
01:32Mariana Gutierrez.
01:33She looks Brazilian.
01:35That's a deadly bunch.
01:36You better run, bitch.
01:38Shit.
01:40My name is Michelle Darnell,
01:41and this is my partner.
01:43I don't mean partner, like girl on girl stuff.
01:45What's girl on girl stuff?
01:46Something you're going to dabble with in college,
01:48but not stick with.
01:49What's not? Don't tell her.
01:50Unless you're Hannah.
01:51I think it's going to fit you like a glove.
01:55I want the fucking company, Claire.
01:56Oh, check this out.
02:00What do we say if somebody doesn't want to buy?
02:02Buy my brownies or I'll fucking kill you.
02:04Don't say that, Crystal.
02:05Say that.
02:06That's perfect.
02:08Hey, you guys are losers.
02:09Stop my dick, gigantor.
02:11This is where dandelions sell.
02:12Bitch.
02:21Ooh, that batch is burnt.
02:27Michelle, you have to get out of the bag.
02:29Oh, my God.
02:30I'm self-tanning.
02:31I can't see your vagina.
02:33Your pelvic region is the color of curry.
02:36Namaste, Claire.
02:37Put your hands in the air, make them straight hair.
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