00:04www.mesmerism.info
00:30www.mesmerism.info
01:00Whatever it is they're paying you, I'll give you double right now.
01:03This isn't eBay, sir. We don't get into bidding wars over sperm.
01:06When they said that you couldn't have your sperm back, they robbed you of your future.
01:09And you have every right to steal it back.
01:11Are you talking about robbing a sperm bank?
01:14A double right you bet I am.
01:15No, that's crazy.
01:17Crazy?
01:18Brilliant.
01:18Crazy.
01:19But brilliantly crazy.
01:20No, just crazy, crazy.
01:22I know just the guy who can help us.
01:23Former bad man for the Indian mafia.
01:25So here is the plan.
01:25This is the sperm bank. This is the barbershop. Right next door.
01:30Sorry, but wouldn't it make more sense if we made the comb the barbershop and the cream the sperm bank?
01:37I'm just saying.
01:39She never cries.
01:41I've heard that about those babies. I heard they're also really musical.
01:44Well, I already got her a violin.
01:45She doesn't even have fingers yet.
01:47What's her name?
01:48We wanted to name her something Chinese, but also, you know, American. So we went with Jackie Chan.
02:07We heard about your problem. What we'd like to do is offer you our sperm.
02:12What? People loving people, right? Or not. Whatever.
02:19Stop smoking that stuff. It's making you paranoid, you douche.
02:23Dude, it's for my glaucoma.
02:24Do you really have glaucoma?
02:25Early stages.
02:27Early stages.
02:27Early stages.
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